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Me at 0:38 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRg1sovHToY
cara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0-YMMZ6FKI
leelee
>>59136758
t. Mong who puts the edition in the title
>americans literally think arthur and the knights of the round table is part of english history
doing a guerrilla warfare
doing a shit
>London
>>59136733
UKIP destroyed the bnp
why are canadians so obsessed with us
>>59136856
was literally on my facebook feed this morning
>>59136874
Just saw it on mine haha
got an itchy anus lads
>>59136856
if she's a pornstar i want to know her name
>>59136784
good banter desu
>>59136789
>"man shouted 'tiochfaidh ar la' shortly before blowing up a british police station.
>"LETS NOT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS"
>>59136901
it's ur mum
was thinking about grabbing myself some mcdonalds this morning, get me some of them sausage egg mcmuffins
>yeah man tried to rob me
>but i took his girl innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJS9mEyIORA
>>59136819
If he existed he didn't pull a magical sword from a stone, either. It's fiction.
>>59136908
>please let the bomber be english
>please let the bomber be english
>please let the bomber be english
>please let the bomber be english
>>59136800
False equivalency
>>59136855
because their whole "culture" is centered around not being american
>>59136899
*scratches it*
*"accidentally" sticks finger up your bum*
woops hahaha silly me
*tries to pull it out but "can't"*
can't seem to get it out lad, not to worry i'll pry it out with my cock
>>59136934
Aren't they called something completely different over there? Like biscuits or some shit, I think I remember that from when I was there
Top kek did any of you lads get baited out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ItKcPJ96d8
Lads can someone explain to me why Ireland was in a state of civil war during the 60s-80s?
Was it because some of the northerners wanted to become independent and some didn't?
>>59136956
Masked man fallacy
>>59136994
all me
>>59136934
get the aussie breakfast roll u fat c*nt
>>59136813
Whose history is it then?
dogs and horses are two different species where as a Chinese and an English person are both of the same species
>>59136917
but my mum is brunette and at least 25 years older than her
>>59136997
It was only in northern Iron
>>59136997
Two groups of subhumans in close proximity.
>>59136949
Fiction based in some distant historical truth.
It's like claiming Jesus and his apostles were black.
>tfw no paki bf
>>59137023
>I should probably never discuss biology in my life
What is it about Jeremy Kyle that attracts such specimens?
>>59136758
If someone made game about your life guys, how would you walkthrough it, in real life you can't grinding on mobs and action like in Grand thief Auto 5. How would you become a high level character in your game?
>>59136994
kek
wtf did i watch
>>59137023
>a pug and a german shepherd are the same thing
she wants a man from brum
>>59137066
Doesn't even make sense
>>59137010
Absurd Extrapolation: see Slippery Slope
Abusive Ad Hominem: see Attack the person
Accent: Emphasis that changes the meaning of the sentence.
Accident: A general rule used to explain a specific case not covered by it.
Ad Antiquitatem: see Appeal to Tradition
Ad Baculum: see Appeal to Fear
Ad Hominem: see Attack the person
Ad Hominem Abusive: see Attack the person
Ad Hominem Tu Quoque: See Personal Inconsistency
Ad Ignorantium: see Argument from Ignorance
Ad Metum: see Appeal to Fear
Ad Misericordiam: see Appeal to Pity
Ad Nauseum: see Repetition
Ad Novitam: see Appeal to Novelty
Ad Numeram: see Appeal to Common Practice
Ad Populum: see Appeal to Common Belief or Bandwagon
Ad Ridiculum: see Appeal to Ridicule
Ad Verecundiam: see Appeal to Authority
Affirming the Consequent: If A then B. B is true, so A is true.
Alleged Certainty: see Assertion
Anger: Using anger as a weapon.
Amphibology: see Amphiboly
Amphiboly: A sentence has two different meanings.
Appeal to Authority: Referencing an 'expert'.
Appeal to Belief: see Appeal to Common Belief.
Appeal to Common Belief: If others believe it to be true, it must be true.
Appeal to Common Practice: If others do it, it must be ok to do it too.
Appeal to Consequences of a Belief: see Wishful thinking
Appeal to Emotion: If it feels good, it must be true.
Appeal to Fear: Gaining compliance through threat.
Appeal to Flattery: Make them feel good.
Appeal to Force: see Appeal to Fear
Why are Americans voting for a racist?
>>59137028
Yeah, so what happened to the northerners that were republicans? Are they still there but just miserable?
Hope none of you chaps are stunters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-08gZLS3R1M
>>59137032
Jesus has been played by people of all different races and nobody gives a fuck. Everyone knows he would have been an olive skinned Jew in reality.
>>59137073
wanking and shitposting
>>59137120
Just like me.
>>59137087
Hypostatisation: see Reification
Ignorance of Refutation: see Missing the Point
Ignoratio Elenchi: see Missing the Point
Illicit Major: All X is Y. No P (which is a subset of Y) is X. Therefore no P is Y.
Illicit Minor: All X are Y. All X are P. Therefore all P are Y.
In a Certain Respect and Simply: Extending assumed boundaries too far.
Inconsistency: see Logical Inconsistency
Inductive Generalization: see Hasty Generalization
Insignificance: Making a minor cause seem major.
Insufficient Sample: see Hasty Generalization
Insufficient Statistics: see Hasty Generalization
In Terrorem: see Appeal to Fear
Irrelevant Conclusion: see Missing the Point
Leaping to Conclusion: see Hasty Generalization
Loaded Question: see Complex Question
Logical Inconsistency: Arguments that contradict one another.
Lonely Fact: see Hasty Generalization
Many Questions: overloading them with lots of questions.
Misleading Vividness: a memorable few events prove high probability.
Misplaced Concreteness: see Reification
Missing the Point: Drawing the wrong conclusion.
Nagging: see Repetition
Non Causa Pro Causa: see False Effect
Non Sequitur: See Affirming the Consequent, Denying the Antecedent or Missing the Point.
Petitio Principii: see Begging the Question
Personal Inconsistency: Past words or deeds do not match claim.
Plurium Interrogationum: see Many Questions
Poisoning the Well: Discrediting the person before they speak.
Polarization: see Excluded Middle
Post Hoc: X follows Y. Therefore X is caused by Y.
Post hoc, ergo propter hoc: see Post Hoc
Questionable Cause: see False Cause
>>59137099
not an argument
>>59137032
They were, and God is a black women
gf just sent me this
>>59137096
>>59137141
fallacy fallacy
>>59137114
>nobody gives a fuck
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/justin-renel-joseph-manhattan-man-sues-metropolitan-museum-for-including-racist-portrayals-of-a6763101.html
>>59137112
Yes they never left, in fact their population is increasing. Everybody is miserable in northern iron desu
>>59137157
i knew sophie was a lanklet but fuck
>One dead after stabbing attack at German train station
oh my wonder what religion this person belonged too!
hmm oh let me think oh me oh my
>>59137194
I'd but fuck her tbf
I applied to six jobs in the past day
>>59137174
I always thought the IRA was a southern thing Tbh
>>59137202
rorke
>>59137224
not an argument
>>59137202
Fuck off racist.
He wasn't even an islamist, just mentally ill.
>>59137099
not an argument
>>59137170
Other than SJWs and Rorkes, I should have said. Extremist mongs obsessed with race.
You are no different to that guy who sued the museum by the way if you have a problem with the BBC casting a black woman to play an English queen.
Why are black people so much more genetically advanced when compared to other races?
Should they be considered a different species?
"If a white horse is born in stable of black horses, is it still a horse?"
>the French guy in my hostel room is having a sex dream
I dont speak french but the talking and sounds he is making whilst asleep confirm this
Kill me
>>59137099
hillary isn't racist i think
actually she probably is haha
>>59137276
wank him off mate
he'll stop when he cums
>>59137222
They started in the south in the 1920s when we were fighting for independence but where revived in the 60s in northern Ireland to protect catholics from the RUC, but eventually devolved into...something else
>mong who puts the edition in the title is a nigger
what a surprise
>>59137276
Make it real for him
>>59137259
shitskins have higher test levels than whitey because europeans used to execute violent criminals (who usually had more test)
that's also why they're so rapey
>>59137276
wake him up and say he was talking in his sleep and you wanted to be considerate
i sure as fuck wouldn't want people to know i'm dreaming of fucking family members don't see why it should be different for other people
Brity McBritface
>>59137278
She's not racist, she hates all working class equally. Except for "dumb hicks" who she would probably send to the gas chambers if she could.
>>59137259
you must be mad if you think that nigga aint taking HGH since he was 11
have to take a shower x
>>59137237
Same thing
>>59137339
>fucking family members
Ermmm noone mentioned that lad
Your mind a bit pre occupied with something?
>>59137237
t.barack obongo
islamist and mentally ill arent two separate things
For Nige
>>59137320
That's only part of it, the wog lifestyle and diet is also much better for testosterone production than the Western lifestyle of sitting around indoors and eating processed crap out of estrogen filled containers.
*puts on a russian accent*
good evening comrades
>>59137395
you can't meme me
i know you fucked ur mum in dreams
>>59137259
>Should they be considered a different species?
Yeah. We should call them niggers
>>59137386
if i was married i'd wear a black wedding ring because i'm edgy
i'll never get married though because marriage is fucking stupid and also because no one will ever love me
wait, "not an argument" is a rorke molyneux gimmick?
>>59137276
do people usually talk irl when they talk in dreams? I may have said some embarrassing things on public transport in that case
If I say things like "blimey" and "bloomin'" and take up smoking, will you vote for me instead of Nigel?
>>59137308
He's French, I have some self respect.
I should wake up the Jap girl, she'll probably oblige.
>noticed a bit of a double chin going on
>Promised I wouldn't eat anymore fast food for a while
>an hour later and I'm dying for a kebab
who redpilled molyneux?
he wasnt like this before
>>59137455
If you get your cock out in front of 10 Downing Street I will hahaha
>>59137461
take pictures of the jap girl and post them here
>>59137455
I vote Tory anyway tbqh, I hate the EU and mass migration but lolbertarianism is a trash ideology
did katie hopkins do the sausage up the bum thing yet?
Daily reminder that West Africans (where the vast majority of blacks in Europe/USA ultimately come from)
>Never invented the wheel
>Never invented a written language prior to colonialism
How are these people our equals?
>>59137499
>Hates the EU and mass migration
>Votes for a pro-EU and pro-mass migration party
MOST impressive!
>>59137455
No, because frankly, you didn't have the balls to put country before party
The gates of hell are pugnaciously pacin', waitin'
I give a fuck if I'm late, tell Satan be patient
But I ain't here for durations, I'm just taking vacations
And tell him fuck him, I never loved him and salutations
>>59136772
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPKj7rgHq6E
>>59137447
I hope not, I've had some odd dreams. Been in hostels for a couple of years on and off with dreams of girls im in the room with too
From experience most people dont talk they just mumble 3 words that are barely possible to decipher
>>59137518
tbf you never invented the wheel or written language either
>>59137499
Ah, look, a typical voter of the so-called "conservative" party
extremely impressive
>>59137518
Ugh. Read Guns, Germs, and Steel before you go spouting off about shit you know nothing about.
>>59137499
>ukip in 2016
>libertarians
Into le bin you go my man
Mad that you'd rather listen to dodgy Dave and have hundreds of thousands of net migrants per year
>>59137499
>hates immigration
>votes for pro immigration party
post bangers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO95a4jap88
>>59137476
>noticed a bit of a double chin going on
Prob should have cut back a bit sooner lad
What fragrance do you lads wear?
Eau Sauvage by Christian Dior in the day
Armani Code Profumo by Armani at night
>>59137582
Garbage book that's be thoroughly refuted by proper historians time and time again
>>59137582
*about which you know nothing
>>59137602
Vetiver by Topman
>>59137557
>Peruvians like Chris Morris
Interesting
>>59137602
Escape by calvin klein, all day 'erry day
Poleaboos mum is still pushing to get him to register with a GP due to worry over his self harm
Got him a registration form today but it was for a paki doctor
Also flipped out at my dad again
>>59137602
Read that as Eau Sausage
>>59137614
>Garbage
Fuck off Yank
>>59137623
>Correcting grammar
Fuck off reddit
>>59137582
It is an objective fact that sub saharan Africans have incredibly low IQs, even when raised by white parents in privileged settings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEFPtG4dP0k
Listening to Om. My chakras are aligning.
>>59137602
Boss by Hugo Boss
and
London Icon by Dunhill
>>59137651
good post
>>59137602
The faint hint of my own sweat and cum emanating through my undies.
>>59137699
listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFk8k3npvpo
>>59137654
You can't even keep the 3rd person going for 3 lines....jesus
>>59137697
it's an humanist thing
as long as it's self conscious you gotta treat it as an equal
which isn't in itself a bad thing as long as
you don't let them import retarded traditions
and backward ideas
oh wait
>>59137582
Guns germs and steel is all speculation
africa has gotten trillions in aid over the last 30 years and in many places they still live in squalor
how can you see them as equal
>>59137726
So your third eye is completely destroyed?
>>59137683
Yeah it's definitely a yank word isn't it you paki twat
>>59137752
he's black, don't argue with him
Have you guys ever thought about where you're going to be in the next 10 years?
Will you have a house?
Can you afford one?
The housing market is so shit
Fucking hate boomers
Anyone got a DL link for the new Radiohead album?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE
>>59137758
Fuck off Yank
791
sent ;)
>>59137754
if he calcified his pineal gland he'd have vivid dreams about robbing licks and getting bitches
>>59137699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwOq2t55dGM
*5th eye gapes open*
>>59137758
BTFO
T
F
O
>>59137790
>will you have a house?
>housing market is so shit
>fucking hate boomers
iktf lad
bait out the biggest shitposter that you know
>no oil for the deep fat fryer
I WANT SOME FUCKING CHICKEN WINGS
>>59137699
listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U4klvEWu3w
Vote Brexit
>>59137758
pretty sure awesome is a british english word but only yanks use it lad
>>59137791
vibecloud.net
>>59137790
i don't want to own a house
not that i could without raking monstrous debt
hoping to get hit by a speeding car any day
>>59137790
I imagine I'd either have already moved out of my current house, or be thinking about it, depends on whether the misses and I have one or two kids by then
>>59137867
Will do
>>59137860 <==
>>59137790
my parents make jokes about how im gonna be here till im 30
they're probably right too. housing market is so fucked
Why isn't anyone showing solidarity on social media and changing their profile pictures for the people killed in Munich today?
>>59137790
What about your parent's house? My parents told me they intend to move to a little retirement bungalow when my dad retires and give me money for a house
>>59137790
Some of my Dad's friends still live with their parents.
>>59137582
Ah yes, the book that says environmental factors determine everything in the world, except for intelligence.
Why don't any of you own a home yet?
I owned my first home and had two kids when I was your age.
Get off your backside and stop being lazy
>>59137602
>>59137631
>>59137638
>>59137709
>wearing perfume
you absolute gang of FAGGOTS
>>59137904
yeah I don't even care about having a house I'll be lucky to even be out of my parent's gaff at all at 30
>>59137932
That's because your dad's a nonce mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4jCEB0OTQE *third, fourth and fifth eye all get freed*
>>59137962
gotta smell good for the laydies
>I have been diagnosed with depression
Big nig
How will we defend ourselves in 10 years when the Islamists are on our streets?
>Boomers vaccuum all the wealth from their children to pay for their pensions and flip houses and shit
>Vote in governments that import mass immigration to use as the next bunch of cattle to drain money from
>Call young people lazy and entitled
>>59137528
what's this guys name again? Carl the?? KEK! yes that's it! haha! this man is a cuckold! hahaha!
>>59138012
Calling the police then getting arrested for hate speech. We'll be safer in prison, it's for our own good
>>59138010
yank out
>>59138012
the blade will snap back and cut your fingers to shit
just git good with your fists
read some of the top rated comments
fucking boomers
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/article-3580806/Inflation-three-times-higher-30s-retirees.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqWVOY40oBw
Poleaboo's new favourite song
might change my name to nigger jim
this country went to the dogs as soon as they got rid of Teletext Tbh
>>59138012
>when the Islamists are on our streets
>in 10 years
>>59138046
>man
Haven't seen my neighbours, the boomer couple at all today. Apart from lunch they haven't made their way back into the belverdere or garden.
Obviously they are tied up hunting for their next house.
pop a modafinil I'm sweating, wew
>>59138098
he's obviously memeing
everybody knows you need a safety to stab
with a knife effectively
mans on right
>>59138115
Don't ever steal my gimmick again
>>59138100
>Lil Dicky
>>59138142
You haven't posted it in a while lad, it is mine now.
I really enjoyed them.
signed
your secret admirer
>>59138110
bog off post-structural feminist nonce
>>59138158
is he okay?
>>59138099
GAS THE BOOMERS
AGE WAR NOW
Post men who should be deported.
reminder this is Poleaboo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8
>>59138099
>muh I was born during the war with bombs n shit these kids don't know austerity
Really want them all to die
>>59138099
>Mr. H#tler
jusst blew up the trafford centre lads haha
>English "women"
What went wrong?
Here we go again, bash the pensioners. Those who do it haven't got a damned clue what they are talking about. I was born in 1941 with Mr. H#tler's Air L#ftwaffe dropping bombs all around me within minutes of being born. I know what real austerity is, coming in to a world where most working people had nothing. Picture this, terraced house, outside toilet, no toilet paper, no central heating, one coal fire for the whole house, no running hot water, no telephone, no television, the clothes you stood up in, no holidays, no car, windows that rattled about with gaps due to bomb damage. Yes, I went to grammar school, but at 16 left as I was expected to contribute to running the house. From then on, I worked from 16 to 66, every hour g@d sent, part time jobs, seven days a week, every bank holiday including Christmas, my working weeks were from 48 to 84, up to the day I retired. What I have now I have earned,by scrimping,saving,planning and going without. Try it, but leave us alone.
>>59138293
very nasty post
>>59138297
Not enough pakis
>>59138293
mate... delete this one
>They don't HAVE to spend money (that they haven't got) on smartphones, meals out and uni. Don't get a smartphone if you can't afford it. Don't eat out if you can't afford it. Don't spend tens of thousands of pounds on a useless 2.2. "degree" in "media studies" or some equally daft subject, and then bemoan the fact that you end up flipping burgers.
He's right about the degree part. But he probably told his own grandkids every day that "do wot u luv :) or you'll end up flipping burgers"
>>59138297
You went up North
i used to think americans calling obama a muslim was a meme but it makes more and more sense every day
Do you reckon there will be a major war within the next 20 years?
>>59138297
Thief>>59137584 >>59137584 >>59137584 >>59137584 >>59137584
>>59138297
no land connection
that's what
>>59138231
terrible
>>59138297
literally all of them are at LEAST 6/10
>>59138012
>Feels good being Jamaican
You white cucks can't and you wont.
>>59138346
Yes
>>59138231
danny pls
>>59138340
>>59138330
That's sound advice though
If "what you love" is wasting 3 years of your life and £30,000 of other's people money on avoiding real life and getting drunk, then you deserve to be flipping burgers
>All the boomers commenting on that article probably have grandchildren themselves and are shitting on their own family
KILL
THEM
ALL
>>59138340
Now you finally see the light
>>59138398
dead hard man taking the piss out of dead disabled kids
>>59138408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6uZFSj_ueM this confirms it desu
Get REALLY annoyed when I see boomers driving 4wd, range rovers, landcrusiers desu
Listening to Radiohead....crying
>>59138441
David Cameron is a grown man now. He's had plenty of time to sort him self out
LOL "more like us boomers" you mean the consumer generation? The first generation to have benefits, the first generation to have mass credit, mass car ownership, holidays abroad, remember how you all coveted that TV & in a few years you ALL had to have one. You're the generation that INVENTED "Keeping up with the joneses" You mortgaged your kids future for high house prices, a conservatory & a week in spain & now, to make yourselves feel better for the legacy you left, you deride your children for living in the world YOU made for them. History will not look kindly on the boomers & their rampant consumerism & profiteering. Spending went up in YOUR generation more than it ever has for any generation since.
Read more: http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/news/article-3580806/Inflation-three-times-higher-30s-retirees.html#ixzz48GIEbOhq
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Aussie Autism
might go out and try to buy a gun
from kind people living in very nice high density urban areas
boomers lived through the Vietnam war you ingrates, show some respect
*recieves old age benefits paid for by the people i am berating*
sieg heil!
sieg heil!
Yank autism
I don't wanna talk
About things we've gone through
Though it's hurting me
Now it's history
The Indians believe that there's a witch which hides in toilets. A poo witch if you will.
Why do boomers think that prices and the cost of living is the same as when they were young?
>Just knuckle down and save for a mortgage like I did!
Ah, yes, because earning £30k only just about gets you a 25 year mortgage on a £90k 2 bedroom terraced house in Birmingham
>>59138494
what song
Need to cuddle or I'll die.
>>59138664
Don't live in fucking Birmingham then
>Hmm. They don't need meals out nor smartphones. How about living as we had to - within our budgets!
And what does this cunt think our """"""budgets""""" are these days?
THE
BLOODY
BANKERS
AND
lovely bit of OC that I hope to see blossom
no doubt I'll be seeing it soon
I hope it is used against Yanks when they come here
use it wisely lads x
>>59138692
*cuddles you*
>>59138664
Just move to somewhere with a lower cost of living.
Like India, or South America or something.
>>59138700
he's got a point tbf
always see scuzzy mums with 3 kids walking about with a pack of sterlings and an iPhone 6S
>>59138708
THEIR BONUSES
THEY OUGHT TO BE TAXED 100%
>>59138711
>not linking it
i hate you
HATE YOU
at zurich zoo lads. still got my english flag for some reason
> lad on grindr sends me a picture of himself
> he's cute
> Australian flag in the background
> Margret Thatcher books
alri which one of you cheeky lads was it
>>59138778
That means your phone's still coming here for internet, mate
Enjoy your bill when you get back
>>59138782
ahoy hoy
>>59138782
you a gay fag m8?
>>59138772
here you are my friend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X4XnhBLDAM
>I call dinner "Tea"
>>59138809
nah it's fine lad, o2 said it's £1.99 per day for unlimited data and minutes. i'll post some monkies in a minute
Imagine how easy life would be if you were bent, lads
>no need to find a gf, just go out with one of your mates
>casual sex whenever you want it, no birth control needed
>you'd both have decent jobs because you're blokes, so you could easily afford a decent home
>>59138782
lottie you hottie
>Gosh Gerald, kids these days are SO lazy. If they worked as hard as us, they'll have their own home in no time!
>>59138297
how are these people able to get into relationships while i'm not?
my teeth aren't even close to being that fucked
>>59138837
No lad I'm just checking out the lads, fuck's sake
>>59138854
>>59138854
WOW NICE CUT INSIDE
>>59138869
Plenty of them in Zurich, 'ey haha
>>59138869
£2 a day
That's actually really good
How much is your normal contract?
>>59138876
You can become a fag you know.
It's not something you're born with, despite what their advertising campaign said.
>What do you MEAN you can't afford £600 a month rent? What do you MEAN you can't afford to save up £10k on a deposit for a house you will never live long enough to own?
Just work hard like ~I~ did!
>>59138942
yeah but I'd miss fannies
>>59137259
Blacks aren't genetically more advanced than other races.
For starters, there are no "more genetically advanced races" , simply because there are always trade offs.
Specific peoples in west africa are much better than most other ethnic groups in athletic endeavours, yes.
But the rest of africa are mostly the same as the other races if not worse.
A lot of pure negros are small and weak.
soldiers should get footballers wages
>>59138908
ah yes
got fucked in the ass for my prostate exam yesterday
completely heterosexual scientific procedure
>>59138963
Then just be a bisexual
>>59138853
What? Dinner and tea are different things lad, you have dinner around noon and tea in the evening
baby boomer here you are just all lazy
>if you don't go to university, you'll be flipping burgers all your life in McDonalds!
>>59138953
>mfw I literally did save up a £10k deposit but only needed £5k because of a help-to-buy scheme
>mfw my bills are ~£600 a month because the misses pays the other 40%
WELL WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE, STOP SMOKING DOPE, GET A JOB AND SUPPORT YOUR KIDS THEN
>>59138974
Attach live cameras to soldiers and keep a scoreboard of killcounts and maybe they would.
>>59138917
BASED CUT INSIDE MAN DID IT AGAIN
CAN ANYONE STOP THIS MAN?
>>59139007
me chimping out
So seeing as literally fucking everyone has come out and called zac goldsmith a bit fat racist
Was his campaign really that bad?
>>59139017
fuck off you utter normie filth
>>59138997
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
Should i get a smart Energy Meter fitted lads? Had letter in post today saying there fitting them in my area now.
waterloo couldn't escape if i wanted too
Choose one Irish qt, /brit/
>>59139046
looked at someone funny the other day, now i'm on the racial offenders register
>>59138925
£30 a month i think. can't complain about £2 a day for unlimited roaming desu
>>59139070
you posted turks
I dont know why people are surprised the welfare state is abused by layabouts
Remember!!
Do not bully Australians~!
>>59139112
*bullies you*
why is robben such a meme?
>>59139112
fuck off cunt
>>59139112
*gets you in a headlock*
*gives you a noogie*
>>59139070
saoirse is better than any english woman ever
>>59139070
glanced at the thumbnail and it looked like a bit like a cake
opened it up without reading and got a bit of a spook x
>>59139046
راحة الجميع على رد فعل حول انتخابه . انه كان في مكتب يوما، و أنا لم ألحظ أي تغير على الإطلاق - آمل أن لا أكره في نهاية اليوم
>>59139125
>>59139130
>>59139133
N-NO STOP I SAID NO BULLYING AUSTRALIA
303 words written in my essay, lads. Target is 3000 words and it's for tomorrow at midday. Wish me luck
just want a gf if im honest
>>59139106
I just don't see the point in trying hard in life
I have no cause, no purpose, nothing to achieve.
I'll be dead fairly soon and no one will remember my name so why fucking bother working hard just so strangers won't think im a lazy scumbag
its pointless
>>59139163
*wishes you luck*
>>59139145
>that video where she makes tea
hnnnnnghhhhh
>>59139030
everyone would love that but no one would admit to loving that
If you post anime of any kind you deserve the bullying 2bh
>>59139128
He's a meme that actually lives up to his name though.
>>59139145
me taking a cheeky look at her arse
>>59139172
honestly without gf i think its hard to be motivated to do much
pity i have a small willy and will never get gf
>>59139163
I'm in exactly the same boat as you lad, not started writing it just yet though. I can crank out just over 500 words/hour normally so starting at about half four and taking a couple of hours off for me tea I'll be done around midnight
Is there a song that captures the essence of being a NEET better than this one?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c87TKWgRyCE
who /IMG_1142 lad/ here?
>>59139046
It was more the Conservatives' campaign that fucked him over rather than his own.
big swiss tortoise lads. might be dead desu
if i killed a woman and did a wee in her mouth, how long would it take for all of it to drip down her throat? or would her throat muscles relax and it would all just go down immediately?
>>59139336
go over and touch it's willy la haha
>braiding my wife's sons hair
>catch a glimpse of blue flashing lights outside
>slapper across the road getting her kids took off her
>>59139313
what's that?
>new job asking for references
>put all of them down only expecting them to check the first 1 or 2
>email me saying that the number for one company doesn't work (I put a fake one as I got sacked from that job)
> told them they must have changed their number
Will they just give up trying lads?
They can get 2 good references from my previous 2 jobs
>>59139367
>>59139375
VERY good posts here
>>59139377
top level /brit/ meme la
>>59139377
FUCKING NEWFAG REEE
*shoves you out the door, slams the door*
*wheels in*
AYOOO WHAT DA FUQ UP
>>59139377
Some Aussie lad posted a picture of his holiday folder and it had a thumbnail of a picture of his face in it, which he forgot to edit out.
>>59139343
why in pluperfect health would you wee on a corpse?
>what's that?
>>59139446
o shit waddup
>>59139446
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>59139446
OH SHIT WHAD DA FUQ IS UP
>>59139446
Is this a new meme? I've been seeing it a lot recently
Is it a post ironic take on Pepe the frog?
>>59139457
>>59139375
>>59139367
ORIGINAL certified IMG_1142 owner here lads, i could literally post the HIGH DEF version
>fb news feed
>someone shares guardian video about how the Chinks are restricting free speech too much
>someone further down has liked one about how banning protesters from being near abortion clinics has been really successful
bit of irony there tbqh
african-american holes, lads
>>59139455
what would you do with a corpse if you had one?
What is the upper limit to the amount of anime you can watch without being considered a weeb?
Asking for a friend.
>>59139513
don't believe you. prove it
>>59139513
don't do it la
keep that rare shit under wraps
>>59139535
Dragonball Z
>>59139535
1 Nanosecond.
All millenials/people under 40 need to die in this thread
Go out and get a job you bums
If you work 80 hours a week, don't have a social life, don't buy any luxuries, don't enjoy life, you could afford a single room flat in london.
Btw i'm letting out one of my hundreds of flats you could always use
If you need me you'll find me in malaga in my mansion
t.boomer
p.s get a job you bums
>>59139446
o shit dat boi
orangutans lads
>>59139535
Only animes you can watch without being a weeb are pokemon
>>59139535
any at all, except for maybe the really popular entry level shit that barely qualifies as anime like dragon ball z
>>59139535
8-10% of your general viewing
ah yes, very impressive.
>>59139622
Where's Anglo Pride?
>>59139535
Maybe just watch ones you like and don't give a fuck about being classed as a weeb?
Socially Acceptable-tier anime
Sword art online
Full metal alchemist
Attack on Titan
Bleach
Naruto
>>59139637
hello perfectly normal looking lad
>always email a few days after the interview to show you're keen!
Why do people say this? Do they really think you'll get a job for being keen. All sending an email does is speed up them letting you know if you've been rejected
>>59139622
thats because most of the white pride types are stormfags and naziboos
swiss gorillas lads
>>59139658
Worldwide
>>59139702
why tf you posting pictures of Yanks la>
>>59139692
Then it's a win-win?
Best case they think you're keen, worst case they let you know you haven't got the job sooner
>>59139702
mastered aboriginal technology already
they're learning
>>59139702
looks like an indigenous australian to me
>>59139535
just don't tell people you massive sperg
>>59139637
nice photoshop
posting real one
gibbons lads
>>59136758
ai_kays sounds nice actually.
I'm ashamed to admit I watched that long.
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