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This triggers the /pol/tard edition
crayon pop
cara
Benis
they should do some Bongo Bongo Theatre piece with nothing but white actors
but then Africans would have to create something in the first place
BOOMERS OUT
IMG_1142 lad
>>59139746
why is she a nigger though?
>>59139746
>baiting the majority of /brit/ because of your nigger insecurity
lovely
leelee
>>59139702
that's a refugee mate
hannah
Don't even care 2bh.
If people seriously believe any English queens have been black they're probably the problem not Auntie Beeb.
>>59139810
because it triggers people like you
Fucking hate my life
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I JUST WANT A GF WHO LOVES ME SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO BE QT FOR FUCKS SAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Not a /pol/tard in any sense of the imagination, but this is just inaccurate. What's more, I think it's odd when black people get cast for white roles, when it would be unfathomable for a white person to play a black role.
She didn't respond lads.
>>59139833
*wiggles arse*
I'll be your gf lad
want a hairy gf
Got my new job lads! start tomorrow
The catch is I have to be up for 5am to get to where I have to go by 7.15am. I am not a morning person lads
>>59139824
would hatefuck her
>>59139831
leave porch monkey
sophie
>>59139873
why hate?
>>59139867
Don't forget to not drink a bottle of whiskey every night and bash your wife you fucking mick bastard
>>59139846
this, it's just retarded and takes out a lot of immersion
>>59139746
>I'm an insecure Nigger who needs historical false shows to feel slightly human
Sophie needs to lose weight tbqh
>>59139867
rip
>>59139851
>>59139853
>showing vulnerability to a woman you want to bone
rly la
rly
>>59139863
name?
>>59139888
This is the universal question TBQH mate.
>>59139877
That's it. I'm reporting you to the diversity police.
>>59139746
Good edition
> In one of the most notorious scenes in the book, the Organization raids the houses of all individuals reported to be "race traitors" in some way (such as judges, professors, lawyers, politicians, journalists, entertainers, race-mixers, etc.) drags them from their homes, and publicly hangs them in the streets in an event which comes to be known as the "Day of the Rope".
Not a big fan of this lads, have all of you that go on about the day of the rope read this book?
burn slow like blunts with yayo
peel more skins than idaho potato
>>59139759
>losing to crayola shit
well lad, time to commit seppuku
>>59139867
Please tell me how people get motivated to do this shit. Like how are you okay with getting up so early and then finishing so late? I'd rather just stay on NEETbux desu
>>59139888
she looks like the type of girl who is very submissive and likes it rough
likes to be choked, slapped and spat on during
>>59139889
Why would you wish that sort of abuse on your mum?
>>59139943
delete this please
>>59139746
the bbc needs to be bombed
Dreamin' about being a blunt
>>59139940
It's an apprenticeship so it gives me motivation knowing in 4 years I'll be able to afford a mortgage and a car
soon
>>59139953
I think there are places far more guilty than the BBC 2bh
>>59139911
Samantha Jane
>>59139981
i've been neet for like 3 years and i've had a car the entire time
>>59139888
That's just how it is.
Plus some girls want to be fucked like you just stole them from their ISIS husband because you are clearly the superior jihad maker.
Reminder that /pol/tards and rorkes are the vocal minority and the silent minority can't be arsed spending our days arguing
>>59139951
No
She probably enjoys serving her master and obediently does everything he tells her to do
>>59139981
lmao had to say mortgage and not a house fuck me the pain of paying that off knowing a housing crash would fuck you over
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>59140005
>this being is allowed by society to feel self worth
the power of vagina compels indeed
>>59139985
Hong Kong is actually very safe. Its kinda ridiculous really, since you can't even cross the road because there's barriers everywhere
gf just sent me this
>>59139908
I was just memeing
>>59140019
Fuck off billionaire twat
>>59140021
word up
>>59140023
/pol/tards and rorkes are the vocal minority and the silent minority you paki mess
>>59140036
Average American conversation.
>>59140044
Thought you'd be familiar with it by now frenchy.
>>59140019
same, what you drive and how much is the insurance
>>59139918
I'd take part 2bh
I'm not living, I'm just killing time
>>59140027
It's cheaper to pay a mortgage monthly rather than rent
uh, lads
I was investigating the Poleaboo case and found this on the Polish girls instagram
It's from the first trial/arrest
She really does come across like she's a vindictive person, ruining a man just to get some attention though I do respect how she removed Poleaboos name
Daily reminder that 1080 is the highest resolution the human eye can see.
>>59140067
>vocal minority and silent minoriy
Glad we've agreed they're the minority
the highlight of my day is going to be shitposting about eurovision lads
hahaha x
Will the day of the rope bring the commonwealth countries under British control again? Otherwise I'm not for it because it's not far enough.
>>59140115
>Samantha Jane
>>59140080
unironically want to put a gun to her head and force her to suck my dick under threat of shooting her
she probably gets really wet just fantasizing about such scenarios
I fucking hate Italians
>>59140075
fucking dumb fucking black nigger
>>59139985
Enjoy mate, Hong Kong is sweet
Go Kowloon Park if you get a chance
off to bed lads, don't let the yankbugs bite :3
>>59140063
We must show the Leaf the way.
>>59140127
fuck off poleaboo no one cares
no offence but fr stfu lmao
>>59140098
2010 audi a1 insurance is about 800 per year
I'm a radical centrist
>>59140145
that's a misguided hate if true, and a pointless expenditure of energy
you should be hating niggers and pakis instead
*bites*
>>59139886
>>59139907
Good posts 2bh
>>59139900
No she doesn't
>>59140192
*forces your head*
>work 5 days a week
>get home at 6pm
>days over, no point doing anything
>gets to the weekend
>friends go to clubs because they're brain dead normals
>I just stay in
>don't get to meet girls because I'm either at work or in my house
what the fuck is the point of life lads? I'm really getting scared now, it's starting to feel like I need to kill my self
>>59140178
alri hitler
What crime did Poleaboo commit?
>>59140105
The organization have content for the average white man and only use them to further their needs
They nuke China/Japan and make it unlivable and most white people die from starvation
I still don't understand this poleaboo shite
>>59140163
slight tight x
it's all for me grog
went to the gym earlier and all the Asian girls were just sat about on the machinery texting and ignoring people when asked to move
wanted to cave their heads in with the dumb bells tee-bee-aitch
>>59140163
*bites your butt :3*
>>59140194
cheers lad x
http://www.strawpoll.me/10176276
im a neet btw
:)
>>59140200
do your friends not work too?
>>59140206
stalking, breaking a restraining order, being a paki
>>59140200
My dad met my ma at work
>>59140226
It's just some lad roleplaying but doing it on /brit/ for attention. Ignore it.
>>59140255
> 12:50am
M I L T O N
>>59140226
Someone needs to make a picture with a few quotes from his blog and shit from here that can be posted when he's looking for sympathy or playing the victim
>>59140200
You literally just told us that your problem is you don't go out enough
>>59140274
>Believing it is only one lad
>>59140271
i met your ma at work too
>>59140240
>asked to move
>not telling them to get the fuck out of the way
>>59140127
>One of the guys who liked this post in a paki
why?
fucking why does she have so many paki friends?
>>59140127
shut the fuck up Pakipoo
we know it's you because you've posted this on /britfeel/ too, you have access to her instagram and if it was anyone else they would have given it to us
stupid mong, all you're trying to do is gain credibility for your shit little fantasy, jog on
>>59140255
>im a neet btw
hello thar~
>friends go to clubs because they're brain dead normals
>>59140271
my mum and dad met on usenet in the 80s, not kidding
Poleaboo's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwZPK3pzDJA
burger burger burger
*gets shot*
>>59140307
it's a uni gym and they get really uppity over people "harassing" others
getting sick of having to accommodate for them, as well as the 5' pakis with no neck who just come in, bicep curl 75kg and then smash it onto the floor and walk off
>>59140256
Yeah they do, they spend all their wages getting coked up and drunk in night clubs because they're twats though
>>59140271
Don't work with any girls
Don't know any girls
My friends only know turbonormie slags
>>59140300
That's the problem is that there's no reason to go outside. The only time people go out and meet new people these days is in night clubs. Like it's not the 1950s, you can't just walk around and start talking to a random girl you find attractive.
>>59140315
>paying a tenner for a watered down vodka and redbull
>paying 6 quid for a pint
Yes, they are brain dead normies
>>59140162
It's from the Polish girls facebook
>>59140328
Probably a bit better than online dating today since Usenet was basically only used by students, researchers and nerds.
protip: stop giving pakifaggot attention and he will go away eventually
>>59140359
*falls off motorised scooter*
matzah gefilte fish shekels
*gets gassed*
>>59140371
>you can't just walk around and start talking to a random girl you find attractive.
or maybe you can and the fact you aren't is why you don't have a gf
always tell myself I'm going online for a little while then I'm going to get up and do something
then 10 hours later I'm still online
only attracted to petite girls
very slim, <5'3, 16-26 yo
it turns me on such much being able to pick up a a defenceless tiny little thing and subject them to my will
>be norther irish
>be chinese food delivery guy
>get called for a delivery at a bogus address
>gets shot
You can't make this shit up
eurovision on tonight lads
wew
>>59140380
wow look a sensible american post everyone screencap it
>>59140403
>10 hours
normie
>Yes, they are brain dead normies
@59140377
In that case, forget I ever said anything to you and fuck off
good work
>>59140259
>"stalking"
>>59140277
Anything can sound sinister out of context
>>59140311
or maybe Poleaboo just wanted to share something without incriminating himself
>>59140371
>you can't just walk around and start talking to a random girl you find attractive.
You actually can. It's best if done in a park or café.
Best case scenario: you end up going out with her.
Worst case scenario: she leaves.
>>59140409
>be northern irish
>wear shirt of favourite sports team
>go to see my mate on another road
>get shot
Actual thing that happens.
>>59140368
asian bitches are always inconsiderate and rude
think they're all brought up to be selfish spoilt cunts
regardless, tell the bitch to move
>>59140423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZd9PZtJjC4
>>59140397
No you absolutely can't
You'd get called a creep and rejected instantly.
Ways to get a gf:
>in school
>in work
>night clubs
>social media
>dating websites
>>59140436
fuck off you rat ill punch your head in
Daily reminder that poleashit and 190kg are two alter egos of one /brit/ autistic poster
>>59140127
Fuck off poleaboo you creepy cunt
You have no compassion and can't see it from someone else's side
If you'd done this to someone I'm related to like my cousin or sister I'd fucking batter you
me on the right
>>59140409
That's Belfast for you. Absolute hideous shithole.
Why do they keep doing this?
I just want to watch an all-white cast production of shakespeare for once...
Blacks always say "whites have no culture". So why do blacks feel the need to be included in traditional European culture that they don't even understand?
>>59140308
>>59140311
>thinks poleaboo is real
/britfeel/ phoned up the court and asked for the records, lo and behold there aren't any
we've pretty much banned him from posting in /britfeel/ so he runs over here to continue his fan fiction
>>59140477
Maybe YOU absolutely can't then
Have you tried not being a creep?
>>59140436
Voyeurism innit
>>59140444
So if you saw a girl in a park you'd just walk up to her and start talking?
Teach me your ways, how the fuck do you do that without feeling like a creep stalker?
>>59140142
No joke
>ex says she wanted to kinky bang
>she pulls out a .40
>drops the mag, ejects the chambered round
>shows me that it's clear, puts it on safe
>tosses it in my lap
>says she wants me to pretend rape her
>I just sat there looking at her
>couple minutes go by
>she sighs and slides the gun across the floor
>we fugg
>she goes to store for beer
>I sat there naked until she got back because it was my pistol that was locked in a gun vault she pulled out.
>stalker level: god mode
>we broke up 4 days later
>>59140371
probably why you don't have a gf, you're boring and uninteresting, think you're better than everyone else and not willing to take risks
>go and talk to a girl
>she either responds or tells you she's not interested
either way, you've nothing to lose and something to gain
Ah yes, neo-/brit/, where we are all normies who hate poleaboo
>>59140479
foy
>>59140496
What a bitch, she was supposed to give him a hug for that £3000
>>59140453
Shit like that happens in the ghetto like Compton, Watts, South Central
>>59140436
you wanted us to think it was some random /brit/ lad that's why you went "i've been doing some research into the case"
dopey paki cunt
AYYYYY BAMBINO RAVIOLI GABAGOOL
IMPORTANT POLL LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10176340
http://www.strawpoll.me/10176340
http://www.strawpoll.me/10176340
>why yes, I do post in /britfeel/
can a kind lad give me a (reasonably detailed) tl;dr of this poleaboo/pakiboo (same person??) fiasco
>>59140456
>>59140456
>asian bitches are always inconsiderate and rude
ain't that the fuckin truth
in seminars (history) as well they always interrupt with literally the most inane and unnecessary comment imaginable
>>59140493
oh, no some mean posts on 4chan that likely will never be seen by anyone relevant
>>59140502
>lying on the internet
>>59140546
Exactly
The alternative would be incriminating himself
>>59140570
love you too
>>59139797
Get out of Japan gaijin scum
>>59140566
lurk moar
>>59140543
>Be northern irish
>Be Protestant
>Turn a corner
>murdered by catholics
Also happens.
>tfw no paki bf
>>59140409
Source?
>>59140566
poleaboo.wordpress.com
>Greetings! Why yes, I am INDEED from Australia!
>>59140584
sorry poleaboo but the ride ends here
you've never actually produced anything credible, and with the latest paypal embarrassment we've finally had enough of you
please stop posting in our threads
>>59140584
oh don't chat shit you smelly tikka cunt, you've been caught out
>be northern Irish
>start car
>die in a fiery explosion
>>59140477
try this matey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAOvjOc5gOA
they don't give a shit
>>59140584
You're a creepy failure of a person and you're going to prison
>>59140599
B-But the Catholics are the good guys
>>59140617
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-36252484
>>59140519
>she went to the bar and fucked some alpha in the toilets
problem with these type of fantasies is that once you get romantically involved, you can't bear the thought of hurting her.
you have to be open from the start about what turns you on, otherwise it's just weird and awkward later on and you'll be unfulfilled
(You) for (You) available for a limited time only, get it while it's hot.
Terms & conditions apply.
I've accomplished a lot in my 18 years of existence.
>Be Northern Irish
>Shit in the street
>Claim Belfast is great cos "muh whiteness"
>Get angry
>Get murdered
bongo bongo bongo I don't wanna leave the congo
>>59140375
what clubs do you go that cost that much?
>>59140524
I don't think I'm better than everyone? I just want a nice gf who doesn't dress like a slag, doesn't cake her self in make up, doesn't take 10 trillion selfies every day and doesn't goes to night clubs looking for #lads to fuck.
Okay, so let me get this straight. You see an attractive girl in the park and you'll just approach her? What exactly do you say to her?
I've never, EVER seen somebody approach a girl irl that way before.
>>59140657
damn, that's some shocking daygame
infield too? got to give the guy props
daily reminder that the hostile /brit/ poster to australians is the alter egos poleashit and 190kg
>be south of the border
>start car
>get gay married to a muslim in a mosque while niggers try to sell me aftershave in the toilets
They don't want you to uncalcify your pineal gland
>>59140375
costs like 6 quid tops for a double jd and coke where I am
>>59140513
Just make an excuse to talk to them. The few times I've done it, I've just been honest, shared something about me with them, and then they open up about themselves too, then gauge if they're into it and tell them the reason why I started talking to her is because I find her attractive.
You either end up having a nice conversation with a new person that you'll never see again, or you'll end up dating them.
>>59140684
Anywhere in dublin city centre
>>59140676
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day,
Hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have too much to say
>Be northern irish
>Exist
>Half of Belfast hates you
Tis a hard life in Ulster.
bingo bango bongo I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go
>>59140657
literally sounds like the biggest melt going
SCUSE ME
I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING A LIL BIT CHEEKY :P
bet all these birds are paid actors, like most of the shit on yt these days
chakras have aligned.
not sure what to do now
>>59140640
>>59140636
posted every document possible and there exist 2 year old threads of the backstory
>>59140127
It's procurator not prosecutor
At least make an effort you fucking paki
>>59140699
I know, I guess he's good looking enough
>>59140738
You also get doxxed and permaband on occasion
>>59140731
I DONT WANT TO SET THE WORLD OOOOONN FIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEEE
>>59140748
There isn't. Nothing in the archives, nothing documented.
Nothing you can look up. You're a fraud.
You had your fun mate, but it's over now. Poleaboo's saga is finished.
Stoke mentioned
>>>/s4s/4405156
>>59140726
shit, it'd actually be cheaper to get charlie than drink at them prices
>>59140720
London? I' ve never paid more than bout tree fiddy for a drink in a club that wasn't a cocktail
>>59140725
I can't do that, I have the social anxiety meme
For fucks sake why can't anything be easy for me?
>>59140731
I don't want to set the world on fire...
I just want to start a flame in your heart.
Daily reminder that polashit isn't real. He created by the same person who went under the name Craven
>>59140731
NO-ONE DARED TO ASK HIS BUSINESS
>>59140784
Poleaboo is over now?
pick up artists are gross and no woman in her right mind would fall for their obvious tactics
prove me wrong
>>59140785
Is the whole town of Stoke made up of gargoyles and trolls or just the Stoke City fans?
I did it lads.
I passed my driving test.
I am now legally permitted to drive on UK roads.
>>59140789
Well you've got to force yourself, then.
I'm no extrovert, but I've always had a lot of confidence when it comes to women (no idea where the fuck it comes from though).
>>59140834
*pulls your mum*
How's that?
>>59140834
I've fallen for their tactics
t. woman in her right mind x
>be northern irish
>be catholic
>someone is breaking into my house
>call the police
>police drag me out of the house and shoot me
>burglar is given my house through social housing scheme
>Be Northern Irish
>Refuse to bake cake
>Get arrested
>Get murdered
https://www.fb.com/MetroUK/videos/1059644627404158/
>>59140665
That's how you get caught up man.
You piss her off and she cries rape.
Who do you think they'll believe, a man?? Haha please.
>>59140687
you've never seen a guy walk up to a girl and start up a random conversation before?
I was in a shop the other day buying food and there was a girl struggling with like 4-5 bags of carrots, I went over to her and asked if she needed a hand. she started telling me she just bought a rabbit and they were for him. said I used to have a duck.
pretty easy really mate
>>59140835
Just Stoke City fans, Vale fans are educated, handsome and cultured
>>59140626
does this contain any info about the whole stalking situation? it only goes up until like Sept 2015
what's happeniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
>>59140814
Why do people still respond to it? Time after time his "evidence" has been shown to be full of shit.
/brit/ just loves drama I guess.
>>59140784
FUCK OFF
STOP SPAMMING THESE LIES
Reminder that poleaboo is a character created by the same man who created sheikh
moving to northern ireland lads
>>59140842
Do 90mph down the city centre, just for bantz.
>>59140875
Fuck off yank
>>59140869
me on the left
>>59139746
I'd be more triggered if she was ugly tbqh
>be northern irish
>be flag
>regularly abused
>eventually die in inferno
>>59140835
*stoke-on-trent
they're northerners so yes
Why are Americans so racist?
>>59140913
>mph
FOY
>>59140886
Got arrested twice
once on 30th March
Then again when the blog ends
>>59140893
Fuck off
I repost the uni suspension letter or bail letter
>>59140894
If they're lies then refute them. Post some evidence that poleaboo exists.
Oh wait, you can't. You never have and you never will because it's all made up. You just wanted some attention here but now it's coming to an end and you're an animal trapped in the corner.
Everyone's bored of you mate.
>>59140849
my mum's not in her right mind haha
>>59140857
umm you're obviously not in your right mind then?
>>59140942
???
>>59140920
Don't be salty because your girl left you to get gang raped by shitskins.
>>59140875
openly told a girl on a date I had dark fantasies.
she then proceeded to tell me about hers which were way more dark, and she actually acted some of them out.
turned out she actually was crazy
>>59140893
He no doubt samefags, so often one of the responses is his.
have to be very autistic to elaborately plan this shit out
>>59140942
We use mph you fucking idiot
>>59140935
incorrect
>>59140942
We invented the mile, you fucking retard. It's continental Europe and the rest of the world that use KPH.
>>59140977
easter?
>>59140935
That's not the midlands?
Call me crazy, but I think what REALLY makes a good porno is the sound.
Soft, round arse is nice too but nothing is more unique than the particular moan the woman makes and the noises she makes in reacting to the tempo and action. Some shitty porn actresses just scream right from the start but others really bring you into the scene with their sense of tempo and suitability.
What do you guys think?
http://28oa9i1t08037ue3m1l0i861.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Million-Dots-one-red3.png
>>59140946
>Got arrested twice
what for?
is there anywhere i can read up on the full story other than the wordpress page?
>>59140942
we use memes-per-second too you fool
>>59140992
KPH is a French plot.
>>59140946
>I repost a letter I made in Word with any identifiable information scrubbed out despite the fact I was apparently doxxed several times
Shut up you retard. You can fuck right off.
>>59140982
They normally are.
>be northern Irish
>be statue of the virgin mary
>regulary vandalised
>eventually stolen in the back of the van
>burned in a 4 storey bonfire
>>59140942
pulled your pants down there yank
>>59141018
>>59141012
>>59141011
>>59141004
hey what's up
>>59140992
Are American miles the same as bong miles tbqh?
>>59140970
>evidence that poleaboo exists.
fuck sake
What more can be posted?
got lots of (you)s from that post tbH. wasn't expected
>>59141004
bad moaning will definitely ruin a scene
>>59141036
what up
chill tf out homie
>>59140982
I went out with a girl once who told me within like 5 minutes of the "date" she cheated on all of her previous boyfriends
>>59140936
>Hatings liberals is racist
>>59140999
That is a Muslim holiday, right?
>>59141004
give it a rest Bruce
>>59141057
not much
eating mediocre soup
>>59141044
Some actual evidence
>be northern irish
>actually avoid parts of the city because you'll be murdered in them
>Have to go into these areas one day
>Immediately murdered
>>59140936
>non-whites
wrong
>libreals
who doesn't?
>gays
wrong
>immigrants
wrong
his fucking wife and mother are immigrants ffs
>foreigners
wrong
>the mentally challenged
wrong
>those muslims
who doesn't?
>>59141036
nothing much-EEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUURGGGHHHHHHH
>>59141091
FOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq-be7Y_yyY
Ma's downstairs with her mates lads
>>59141044
A court summons? A solicitor's letter? The videos he made? A court date that isn't met with "sorry we don't have anything like that" when I phone up and check?
But of course nothing will come because it never happened. You're one sad cunt.
>>59140882
how good looking are you?
if I did this they'd probably look at me like a rapist
IN:
>Australians
OUT:
>All the rest
>>59140992
UK is fuckin weird.
You guys use feet/inches, mph, celsius, """stones""", as well as kilograms.
>>59141020
You could literally dismiss any evidence then
You clearly have an anti-Poleaboo agenda
>>59141012
Just some bitches creating drama
>oh no some guy posted my facebook pics on /r9k/!
>better complain to the uni!
>oh, what's this? He mentioned Elliot Rodgers a few times?
>better complain to the police!
and then you have the uni and police bending over to serve a half pretty girl
>>59141004
you're def onto something
>>59141094
what soup? i just had 6 (SIX) slices of toast loaded with hummus
>>59141120
you're not using this gimmick correctly
>>59141141
We do what the fuck we like, now jog on
me https://youtu.be/3iePXszBUj4
>be northern irish
>be killed over a fleg
CANNOT BE FABRICATED
>>59141120
So salty today Brit, so salty.
>>59141113
cool
>>59141152
chicken noodle soup from asda
love hummus
did you put spread on the toast before hummus?
>>59141141
They had an almost as difficult time transitioning to SI as we do.
Lads I'm being serious, I might actually kill myself today. I've had enough. I'm going to be a kissless virgin wagecuck for the rest of my life. Ive held out hope that life could get better, but as I've got older the opposite has happened. I've realised how futile all my attempts to get a gf are. I've realised how pointless it is for me to slave away at a job I hate just to survive. I've realised its never going to get better and I'd rather die because I know each year is going to get progressively worse. I can't stand being on my own - that's the worst thing. It hurts now, it's going to hurt even more when I'm a 30 year old wizard.
Need your help though, I tried to hang myself with my tie earlier today but it didn't work, like I could still breath sort of.
>tfw can't even hang myself right
So i think I'm going to get drunk and OD on some pills instead, I don't know which ones to take though. Maybe I'll survive and meet a qt in the hospital. Always an optimist.
*claps*
>be northern irish
>kill a fleg
CANNOT BE FALSIFIED
>be irish
>be subhuman
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>59141169
>>59141204
Story?
> my benis in ur budd
>>59141130
no they wouldn't. Just try to give off the impression that you don't want to fuck her, that you would've struck up the conversation with her even if she was a boy. They'll respond to you much better then.
>>59141141
>feet/inches
So do you, retard. In fact, you use them more than we do.
>mph
^
>celsius
Every country that's not you and Liberia uses celsius, what the fuck is up with fahrenheit? You may as well use kelvin ffs.
>stones
An odd one, I'll admit
>kg
Have to use it because no one fucking understands stones.
>>59141151
You mean you won't post anything that we can actually verify?
Then it's true that you're a fake. Why do you keep this up? Living out your fantasies that you'd never actually attempt or what?
It's boring.
Reminder that poleaboo hasn't posted a single shred of evidence
>>59141197
Go get your 72 virgins anon.
>>59141223
google you fat fucking italian
>>59141004
DANI
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N
I
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L
S
>>59141197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-gQ3aAdhIo
Australians OUT!
>>59141183
>chicken noodle soup from asda
unsurprisingly mediocre
>did you put spread on the toast before hummus?
nope, just slapped it on
>>59141098
Anything I post will just be met with you claim photoshop or some other editing software
>>59141127
>A solicitor's letter?
posted that before and /brit/ noted I forgot to remove the firms name and then went on about me waiting a month before signing the contract
>court summons
just claim they were made in Word
>"sorry we don't have anything like that" when I phone up and check?
it was in INTERMEDIATE DIET, you understand that?
>>59141197
There are millions of people who are bigger losers than you, and they haven't killed themselves yet.
>>59141197
>od on pills
Yeah mate no, that won't kill you. You'll just vomit them up and suffer from liver problems the rest of your miserable life.
>>59141197
>wahhh, my mummy was mean to me again
>>59141241
>An odd one, I'll admit
not really, saves you dealing with hundreds of lbs
Australians IN
>>59141272
But you literally haven't posted any evidence
>>59141247
>you mean you won't dox yourself?
why is this surprising to you?
>>59141249
Poleaboo has posted everything possible
Fuck off
Australians OUT
>>59141253
I want it from the source
>>59141301
lbs are definitely more retarded than stone, but I think we can all agree kg is superior.
>>59141241
So what's the deal with fahrenheit? It's not Fahren, it's not heit!
WHAT IS
THE DEAL
>>59141272
So you're deflecting and won't post any evidence? But you still want to continue posting here as if we believe this?
Fuck off.
>>59141197
Use hemlock
Have some class
>>59141266
>nope, just slapped it on
nice
>>59141322
No pakipoo has not
He's not posted any evidence because he is a liar
>>59141322
Just fuck off.
Nobody likes you or your lies.
>>59141197
What have you done to improve your life?
>>59141197
>a gf is main goal in life
This is why you don't have a gf. You'll be right mate, just need to re-prioritize yourself.
>>59141272
>>59141322
>samefagging
wew he's getting desperate
gb28 chan
>>59141366
Fuck off cunt
You have to be some sort of special autist to keep up with poleashit charade lads.
fuck off amer
>>59141319
>>59141336
>>59141360
>multiple court letters
>multiple solicitors letters
>multiple archived threads
>no proof
>>59140869
Me on my first interview.
>be Irish
>get mugged by a nigger
>get raped by a muslim
>government arrests me for not being gay married yet
>get shot by gangs when I visit my capital
>my funeral gets attacked by niggers and muslims
lads
https://youtu.be/ouoINUp2jqU
just had a nice chat with a turk on Omegle
we agreed that Germany turned the EU to shit and both the UK and Turkey are better out of it
poo poo poo in the loo poo poo poo in the loo poo poo poo in the loo poo poo poo in the loo poo poo poo in the loo poo poo poo in the loo poo poo poo in the loo
just been baited out as a fuckboy
what do
wait so is this poleaboo "fella" making everything up?
>>59141372
The entire reason for a man to exist is to plant his seed in a woman.
Billions of years of evolution has brought you to this point.
>>59141390
>charade
>amer
oh, but I thought Poleaboo wasn't real?
Make up your fucking mind
>>59141197
Personally I just learned to not give a fuck and do the things I enjoy, if I don't settle down maybe that's just the way it's supposed to be, the only annoying thing is wageslaving
>>59141395
>all easily fabricated
>still manages to get jobs despite having a criminal record and upcoming court date
hmm
>>59141409
It's very rare I have a good conversation on omegle.
Good on you old chap.
>>59141420
Fuck off
>>59141197
jump off a high building and take a picture for us before you do it
howling
>>59141385
>Brit
>Salty
>>59141420
Poleaboo is real
People just hate him and wish to discredit him
>>59141456
>no adblock
FONT
4 Austrialians: fuk u
>>59141395
I never seen you post any of those
>>59141395
>dodgy letters that have been shown to have something wrong with them (ie just now Andrew Shanks the Procurator being listed as prosecutor)
>identifiable information removed
>claim to have been doxxed but nobody knows your name or the name of the girls
>never picked up by the university newspaper despite them bragging about it on facebook
It's just a really bad story you've told. It's inconsistent and has nothing backing it up.
>>59141402
that's not the webm
>>59141477
>no ublock origin
FONT
got a mini test worth only 4% tomorrow lads
Should I go and be tired and get fuxk all anyway or stay home and do assignments??????
>>59141456
install ublock or abp normie
f
life is pointless and we are all going to deteriorate and rot with worms
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/nigeria-and-afghanistan-possibly-two-most-corrupt-countries-in-the-world-says-pm/ar-BBsS1ho
Big Dave bringing the heat
>be northern Irish
>go to school
>get roasted with a flamethrower
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/pupils-hurt-in-flame-thrower-attack-1423252.html
>>59141502
fuk u
craving a nestea
>>59141420
Yes welcome to half a year ago. It's just reaching the point where it's no longer fun and just boring.
All this about him hacking into people's paypal or planning revenge, all the while his court dates were falsified and he's never even been to Aberdeen.
so a van for a dog grooming service called SOGGY DOGGIES rofl
>>59141486
How do you think I first got attention on /brit/?
>>59141493
you're an idiot, just mad you jumped into the story so late
>>59141521
Uh dude xD
*flips the bird*
>>59141529
go3hell ireleand
>potentially unpopular opinion: Pardon and rehabilitate former so-called Islamic State fighters and allow them back into British society
>>59141536
fuk u
>>59141385
So you're gonna kill yourself because you feel like your life is so bad at the moment and that it'll always be that way when that's probably not the case?
I could understand if you wanted to kill yourself because you have some sort of debilitating illness that will make you miserable for the rest of your life, and you have a really slim chance of recovery. But even if that were the case I prolly wouldn't unless I'd tried to improve my life.
>>59141518
God Bless the last true bastion of freedom in the British Isles
>>59141497
literally use ublock origin though FOAL
>>59141502
You should shit post more.
The Brits are especially triggered today.
If getting a GF and putting penis in vagina is your main goal in life, you are admitting you're a slave to your evolutionary instincts.
You are nothing more than an animal, arguably not even sentient.
having a wank lads i'm doing a poo
Poleaboo's dad has lashed him 5 times with the belt after Poleaboo was caught in the cafe with a bacon sarnie this morning
>>59141553
>>59141568
>>59141592
fuk u austrialia
>>59141537
You've got no evidence
Lying Paki
drinking a ribena
>>59141537
Been here since the start mate so I know you're full of shit. I've said it all along but you've started getting sloppy.
You've never posted any evidence. It's not real and all this filming girls shitting never actually happened. You just wanted to be famous for a bit on 4chan, well you've that but it's over now so move on son.
>>59141576
Don't lead him down the wrong path lad Adblock is run by an absolute bellend.
Poleaboo is enjoying the reaction he gets when he lies to people on 4chan and they believe him and then get angry over it
>>59141618
does it taste a bit different today?
>>59141580
Cannot stand when they're in that whiney mood of theirs
*rattles the runt cages*
Whiney runts lose their toes
>If getting a GF and putting penis in vagina is your main goal in life, you are admitting you're a slave to your evolutionary instincts.
>You are nothing more than an animal, arguably not even sentient.
>>59141641
fuk u
ignore him
>>59141518
>an unemployed former pupil of Sullivan Upper Grammer School in Holywood, Co Down
>Grammer School
>Grammer
>>59141638
*smacks lips*
hmmmm
>>59141659
fuk u
me irl desu
>>59141678
HOL UP
>>59141598
lmao
>>59141647
That's the only goal. Everything else is a waypoint to getting a gf.
Good job? Friends? Car? Great body? All to impress women whether you realise it or not.
>>59141660
I'm a neet and still have a car
>>59141558
one problem is that because of the self imposed ghettos by so many muslim communities, the suicide bombers from these places have almost no exposure to British culture.
I think it's worth the try to at least expose these fighters to infidel music, books and movies. Am I vain for believing that this might de-radicalize them?
got a feeling she isn't interested in me...
Business idea: start a car wash and feed the local birds laxatives so more people will have to get their car washed
>>59141366
I've been socialising more, kind of getting over my social anxiety a bit. Get on this - I can talk to shop keepers without stumbling and mumbling now. And last week I even had a conversation about weed with an old lady while I was waiting for the bus. First time in my life I've ever had a conversation with a stranger lmao. I think working on being less quiet and awkward is my main improvement.
>>59141372
My life has zero meaning though, I hate getting home to...nothing. All I do is shitpost and work. If I had a gf it'd motivate me so much.
I had a crush on a girl not long ago and i thought she liked me back, I've never felt more alive. I wanted to become a better person to be with her, but she told me she was a lesbian and it fucking crushed me and now I'm not motivated to do anything again. I'm not even that interested in sex, I just want somebody to be with. My friends gone to America for 2 months with his gf and he's a wageslave like me, but at least he gets to do shit like travel with somebody he loves, you know? I have nothing of value in my life.
>>59141728
fuk u
daily reminder that:
no evidence
no proof
that poleaboo exists
>>59141721
Same but I think it's much easier in the US. They literally let everybody drive here.
>>59141728
Utter genius.
>>59141721
Trustfund baby billionaire. Fuck right off.
>fuk u
>>59141724
>self imposed ghettos
fuck off
it's racism by whites
besides paki areas are better than white areas
>>59141741
fuk u
>>59141721
Booked my theory test today. Haven't started lessons yet.
Any recommendations for who to learn with?
Business idea: deport all the pakis
>>59141728
fuk of
>>59141788
to ireland where they'll fit in.
>>59141641
I have to agree.
Their usually enjoyable banter has turned to variations of 'fuck off.'
>>59141762
even if they're not self imposed, it's still the same problelm
>>59141780
AA theory
>>59141788
fuk u
>>59141788
fuk u
>>59141518
WTF!?
>>59141788
better business idea: send them all up to scotland and the pro-refugee lefties will take them in
>>59141814
I meant I haven't started practical lessons.
>>59141801
Northern Ireland maybe, they'll feel right at home with all the religious hate
Business idea: import all the pakis
>>59141738
Good lad, keep at it.
I can hardly talk to strangers as well but I know that's just due to lack of experience, I'm sure you have the same issue. You can really only become more confident the more you talk to other people :^)
>>59141830
best business idea: kill all the native scots first
>people on 4chan insult me
>they're most likely less rich than my family and I
my beautiful wife <3
>>59141842
good lad
>>59141846
fuk u
>>59141738
Wanting a girlfriend is perfectly understandable man, it's just the unfortunate reality is that if you have no drive for anything else (i.e interests, hobbies, learning, goals, ect) you aren't going to be of much interest to girls or people in general.
>>59141881
fuc u
>>59141628
meant adblock as a generic term tbqh
>>59141894
fuk u
https://twitter.com/witchergame/status/730047276538679299
alright lads
>>59141881
die
fuk my boipoochy
>>59141894
fuk u
>All I want to do with my life is live on benefits and play video games
>Why aren't any girls interested in me???
>>59141916
haven't played any of those games. should i?
>>59141996
yes they're very good
>>59141945
>All I want to do with my life is live on benefits and play video games
>Why aren't any girls interested in me???
>>59141717
>2013
>Ohio
