wigan athletic promoted back into the championship edition
Doing a smelly poo
leelee
https://twitter.com/witchergame/status/730047276538679299
alright
>>59141855
craven
nth for poleahit on aborted narrative watch
katie x
think my dad got the wrong number lads aha
Anybody got any Veras?
Business idea: Use global warming to melt all the ice off Antarctica, then settle all the pakis there.
poleaboo narrative status: do not resuscitate
sophie
>>59141958
haha, oh dads and their inability to send coherent text messages
>>59141958
smoked ganja with my dad in amsterdam lmao
>>All I want to do with my life is live on benefits and play video games
>>Why aren't any girls interested in me???
>I'm on the dole
>>59141991
fuk u
>>59141958
how's gf 2016 going lads?
>>59142007
Fuck you lying bint.
>>59141958
Going to have to consult my Rosetta Stone to decipher this
>>59142007
Shersh detected
me on the right 2bh
/int/ generals are like bloody chatrooms
Has anybody else noticed this? Why don't you just go on an IRC? You like flags so much?
>>59142006
good post
>>59141994
was it heaps awks?
>>59141958
didn't know britbongs used the word "tick" for getting drugs on credit like we do
Just contacted the Queen, turns out Poleaboo isn't real.
>>59141969
*exhales cigar amoke* pfffaaaahhaahaha ah yes. I do love such a good meme. *holds belly with rich laughter*
>>59141958
what the fuck does this even mean, why is your whole family spastics
Amer's gone tonto
>>59142059
IRC is dead
>>59142066
How would your dad know if poleaboo was real?
>>59142066
You can always trust are Liz to get to the bottom of the case.
>>59142066
Thanks for that, mate
*slips you a 50p*
3 minutes ago
Nigeria and Afghanistan 'fantastically corrupt', says warmongering son of an industrial-scale tax dodger.
>>59141958
my 3rd eye cant even decipher this
wtf is irc? sounds ancient lol
The gf lads
>>59142065
i say "on strap" desu
>>59142076
can i get an eighth? i'll pay you on friday
so let me get this straight, if i get convicted of a bunch of hideous murders, mentally ill qts will want to marry me?
>>59142065
You mean ozfags use the word "tick" like we do
quick lads
what's your favourite film?
mine is There Will Be Blood
(no fuckin way, got a word captcha for the first time in a year)
>>59142062
not even
>>59142100
internet reddit chat
Poleaboo is real
>>59141958
spastic
>>59142120
Yes please!
>>59142105
literally a jizz wiz(ard) (technically a witch, I guess)
>>59142125
Unironically Zulu
>>59142122
Yes
>>59142120
reported for spamming, have a nice ban you stupid bloody fucking retarded idiot
>>59142122
>>59142132
fuk u
>>59142122
>that flag
you've already been convicted lad
Is it still illegal if the CP you have is of yourself?
asking for a very dear friend
>>59142125
Ummmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fuck ummm
Il Sorpasso
>>59142149
*deploys anti-rorke measures*
>>59142174
bit gay tho
so let me get this straight, if i concoct a dramatic narrative and post it on /brit/, talk about the character as third person. photoshop a few documents and hey presto - you lads will give me attention? In return, this attention blocks out the autism that shadows my daily life
>>59142167
>>59142125
Noroi
>>59141905
Who /a moon shaped pool/ here?
>>59142125
2001
great grandad fought in the boer war
grandad fought as a young lad in 1 and as a commando in 2
dad sold supertankers to arabs
and i'm here
>>59142174
what's the CP?
not asking for pictures obvs, i mean is it sexual or are you just nude
>>59142174
of course
who here /ahyes/?
why is /v/ getting flooded by that new tf2 clone lads
>>59142196
Ausaboo has a nice ring to it.
Anyone got a bf I can borrow?
Dear brits, please stop oppressing the pakistani people by applying your bigoted concept of adulthood on their girlfriends. If you are offended by it you are free to leave their country (the UK).
Sincerely yours,
the civilized world.
>>59142242
haha bender
>>59142242
>browsing /v/
Hindenburg bout to splode
>>59142255
you can borrow me lad haha
>>59142242
It looks so shit too.
>Paying for a game that has shittier graphics than tf2
>>59142234
>dad sold supertankers to arabs
How fucking rich are you
>>59142249
I think it could work out.
Hmm, might do it.
>>59142255
Sure, here you go
>>59142264
fuk u
>>59142270
because it's leaking out of /v/
>>59142105
wish i could find a gf with dark hair and dark eyes who wasn't also a shitskin desu
On omegle "redpilling" people about non-whites tbqh.
>>59142297
Thanks ausaboo
>>59142242
overmeme?
>>59142280
:3 hello want to come round and cuddle and play videogames tonight?
>>59142300
Eww.
>>59142276
new video out btw
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/may/10/police-hand-cliff-richard-sexual-abuse-claims-to-prosecutors-sources-say
thoughts?
for my money the cunt is probably a paedo
raSHEED
>>59142318
m8 everyone on omegle is either 14 or an indian looking for 14 year old fanny
On omegle rambling incoherently about the niggers tbqh.
>>59142347
leg day?
Ausaboo wonders if he will ever find a gf
>>59142318
Fighting the good fight.
Keep up the good work.
>>59142105
>Mark's Head Bobbers & Hand Jobbers
>>59142231
>mfw studio version of true love waits
>>59142367
ahaha made you look you dirty chook!!
>>59142315
I have dark hair and dark eyes and not a shitskin desu :3
>>59142353
Nah someone in the 80s or whenever probably wanted to shag him and now realised they can make some dosh out of it by crying foul.
On Omegle looking for 14 year old fanny tbqh
business idea: put /brit/ in your tags on Omegle
>>59142353
why are so many knights nonces?
>>59142396
do you have a cock x
>>59142360
>mfw the person I'm talking to is a literal 14 year old
>mfw no face
Firing out black crime statistics and she seems genuinely taken aback. It's great fun.
>>59142396
one of those black irish
>Gaydiohead
>A Moon Shaped Poo
>>59142412
a feminine cock x
>>59142315
>who wasn't also a shitskin desu
What's the point? Shitskins are already the majority on this planet, no point making your kids an even bigger minority desu
>>59141969
o shit waddup
really glad my gimmick caught on x
>>59142276
>tfw new gottabeafreak genova beat is going to be uploaded today
>>59142436
post it x
>>59142404
'sheed
>>59142446
>gif
fuck off
>Feedback from the 35k job Interview I went to
>Overall we felt you came across more process driven rather than people focused, which isn't a bad thing its just not what we are looking for for this role. Both myself and Helen believe you would have a great future in Project Management and think you would be really successful in that area.
>I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for attending and if you are happy then I would like to share your details with the rest of the team in case they have anything that comes up?
I noticed they have a job for "Project Manager" they are advertising. Why didn't they offer me this job? Should I inquire about it? Their email sounds a bit like a fob off 2bh
Poleaboo is real
bored
>>59142436
I'll pay for your ferry?
>>59142416
>tfw constantly get mistaken for a foreigner
>girls love that I look exotic yet am 100% white irish
ausaboo might go play victoria II and conquer japan, therefore, all anime will be his.
>>59142380
Oh odd. Would have thought such a trade would have meant old money tier rich.
Still decent income
>>59142437
Rosenberg
fuck off, i will not blanda upp
howling @ this
please please please
let me let me let me
let me get what i want
this time
*entertains you*
>>59142483
meet you in front of westminster x
>>59142491
Oh Ausaboo you are a card!
>>59142489
>>girls love that I look exotic
Are you in Dublin or some shite?
>>59142489
>white irish
>>59142446
burger king
LOL
most handsome british man
>>59142556
haha!
>>59142533
*thumbs down*
Feed him to the lions
>>59141958
>ending the sentences with x
What the fuck is this?
>>59142541
Yes
>>59142539
Ausaboo is happy over that fact that people find him fun and humorous
>>59142476
Inquire about it, plus they're basically telling you, you have no people skills.
>>59142535
OK x
>>59142588
it's a hug x
>>59142611
Ausaboo are you a native australian or an abo?
>>59142608
I'm so sorry to hear that.
>>59142624
o's are hugs x's are kisses
right?
>>59142588
an x is a kiss, don't mind the convict : >>59142624
>>59142639
Ausaboo is a native white Australian.
Just doing a poo x
>>59142645
>>59142656
wtf i always thought x was a hug
We're whalers on the moon
>>59142688
xxx
>>59142688
fuck off did you
might start sitting down to poo lads
>>59142689
We carry a harpoon
>>59142668
Thanks Ausaboo :)
I give good hugs and smell nice
>>59141958
Why are you sending kisses to your dad?
i know normies these days say that video games don't cause violence but hotline miami really makes me want to go out and kill pakis
>>59142517
He quit working for oil companies when he married my ma i think because he had to be in rotterdam and oman all the time, so they put him through law school
literally nothing like that would happen these days though ;(
Poleaboo is real
evens sleep
odds stay up
>>59142698
yeah x looks like a hug, and o looks like lips :o
Ausaboo hopes that Brexit happens, in order to save Britain and Her Royal Highness.
did anyone notice that the janny today is targeting anti-yank threads to delet ;)
>>59142736
did he suck blairs cock while he was at it
I have TEN (10) days to do ONE-THOUSAND-TWO-HUNDRED (1200) words to finish my essay
i know normies these days say that pakis don't cause violence but pakis really make me want to go out and kill pakis
Scary thought: A large percentage of Muslims in Britain are not old enough to vote yet.
>>59142735
don't you have bro tier persians?
>>59142759
Nice to see you being politically active Ausaboo.
>>59142771
that's a good point actually
>>59142770
I've got to do 4000 by the 18th and another 4000 by the 23rd
>>59142789
Poleaboo likes to think of himself as a political savvy contributor to /brit/
just got a girlfriend in the sims lads
>>59142770
i can do that in a single night
up your game
OMG WHATEVER
*storms out of the room, slamming the door on my way out*
you rat fucks
>>59142767
not quite the right time period im afraid
>>59142851
>pole
FUCKS SAKE
well it was fun while it lasted, not sure how that autist does it tbqh. struggled.
>>59142870
good post
>>59142851
>Breaking character by mistake
the main thing that really puts me off tv shows from the 80s is knowing that most of the characters in them are baby boomers
Do employers really care about something as vague as "people skills" over hard industry knowledge?
There's a fuck ton of jobs in my field that say that industry knowledge is "preferred but not essential".
How could you even manage a department if you have no experience in the field you are managing?
>>59142774
They all vote for who they're told to as well, especially the women. In a household with a couple of "wives" and a few daughters, the father will fill out their postal ballots and send them all off together. Just like that, multiplying his vote.
>>59142588
It's so weird how jf don't do basic stuff like this.
>>59142903
*looks over to you*
*nods in agreement*
*raises vb*
Poleaboo is real
>>59142923
what "field"
>>59142838
>tfw 3500 by the 16th
>>59142903
they are dropping like flies now la
>>59142851
>>59142892
>>59142894
what's all the ruckus chaps
great craic lads
great craic
>>59142923
>Do employers really care about something as vague as "people skills"
No, it's just a way of filtering out spergers.
>>59142735
>>59142949
Energy Suppliers
>>59142728
gives me a bit a free gear if i'm nice x
Just contacted M15, turns out Poleaboo isn't real.
doing a shoot
dont reply to him lads
/brit/ seems extra shit at the moment
>>59142903
found this gem on reddit
>>59142923
Abnormie wagies btfo
How does it feel knowing me, a charismatic people person lad, could literally walk in with no experience whatsoever and talk myself into a job as your boss?
>>59143004
my ballsack on the yellow circle
>>59143004
>not tradtional
>>59143004
archery is for fucking nerds
I checked out the society in my first year and it was full of fucking grebs and skets
Just contacted the pakistani embassy.
No sign of Poleaboo there either.
>>59143009
you're not the boss of me now and you're not so big x
>>59142943
>>59142761
We are used to standing up for what is right in the face of impossible odds.
do it for the ments lad
>>59143004
my giblets behind the paper
>>59143040
my mum's a baby boomer and she didn't buy her first house until 2002 because she's a retard
>>59142774
That's why we in America are scared as well, we've only got a few election cycles left before we become La Republica Gentes de los Estados Unidos. Get them out out out before they can vote.
>archery is for fucking nerds
>I checked out the society in my first year and it was full of fucking grebs and skets
>UP
>AT
>5AM
Poleaboo is busy editing his novel
>>59143047
I doubt you could talk your way into being my boss. I'm on 28k and I'm the only one at my level under 40.
The job I was interviewing for was £35k and a step above mine, usually reserved for people who are 50+ with decades of experience.
To be my boss if I got that role you'd need to be on about 80k
Ausaboo is busy editing his novel
>>59143004
Real lads use javelins
>>59143080
the big lenny version of this is better to be honest
>>59143095
alri lads
>>59143100
not really something Jay would say though is it
brush up on your gimmicks
*stops posting*
*notices the thread deteriorating*
what does it mean?
>28k
>>59143140
what's your novel about?
jewaboo is having a wank
the gf
>>59143153
chris shafsershervashhsaver
>>59143117
>wake up for work at 2 AM
>brush up on your gimmicks
>emerged from bed at 4pm (1600) today
>just had a phone call
>job interview at 10 (t e n) am in the morning tomorrow
what do?
drunk a can of relentless and now i have diarrhea
>>59143252
good teamwork
>>59143251
Every day?
You lads looking forward to any games this year? I'm probably going to get Nier Automata, Deus Ex: MD and Star Ocean
Why is shitposting so satisfying and cathartic?
>>59143260
shagged a black women 9 months ago and now she has it to
>>59143164
It's gonna be great tho, there's little chance of Hillary beating him and he's gonna send them all back. No matter how much the Senate cries about muh broken families, he'll executive order the shit out of them.
>tfw most overqualified person on 20k in the world.
>>59143204
Ausaboo is writing a novel that is based on his ultimate plan that will happen next weak.
>>59143292
Kirby Robobot cuz mecha and Kirby
Roast me
>>59143256
What's it for lad?
>>59143292
England vs Germany euro2016 final
>>59143282
Yup
Really don't like that part of work, I never see my mom anymore.
Spitroast me
>>59143256
what's the job
>>59143292
Battlefield 1, total war warhammer
>>59143335
ur gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY
Why didn't we listen?
my life is so grim
>>59143240
>>59142997
>>59142923
>>59142476
Post Mina FFS
>>59143337
>>59143360
finance based role at a national supermarket
had an interview for an admin role last week and they said i'd be more suited for this so i've got another interview
