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Your new home would be her sweetiest, grimiest, most well-worn blackened sneakers. You would sleep in them and if you got cold then she would reach into her hamper and give you a used, sweet-drenched ankle sock for you to use as a sleeping bag. Much of your diet would come from drinking her pure footsweet and consuming any of the fruits that her feet provide. All of the yummy things which grow under her toenails, all of the yummy treats wedged between her toes, all of the yummy foot grime, and all of the yummy foot slime would be your daily meals. Always remeber to thank the chef with many kisses.
When she's working or outside the house, she keeps you inside of one of the shoes that she is wearing. You are pressed underneath her foot sole, serving as a cushion for her feet to absord her footfalls. She's going to be stomping on you with her soles for hours and she will not give you any sympathy or breaks. She needs you to serve as an insole, and that means she is going to treat you like an insole. She expects you to withstand all of her many footsteps and footstomps and she wants each time her sole slams into you to be met with a kiss. She wants to be walking on your love and adoration, as if she is a goddess gliding above her worshippers.
When she comes home, she will let you out of her shoe. This is when you begin servicing her feet. You kiss them, you lick them, you suck them, you worship them, you make love to them. You do this until three conditions are met: her feet are clean, her feet are happy, and her feet feel as if they have been properly worshipped.
Edition
>>59104362
NIGE
liberalism is a mental disorder
>Try to go into town for stuff
>Limited parking that costs a fortune
>Rest of the spaces are all disabled only
>Driving around for 30 minutes trying to find somewhere to park, give up and just go home
I fucking hate town centers. Maybe if they weren't such fucking Jews they wouldn't be desolate shitholes where businesses close down from retail parks and no one goes into anymore
very good post
>>59103980
False flag rasheed
Why do you want the UK to have a small army? So when you attempt your paki uprising it's got more chance of success probs lol
lads
leelee
why is it so hard to get alprazolam in this country
lads
>>59104386
good post
>>59104363
Weird they would take Syrians to fill in their demographic crisis when they have free movement with millions of Eastern Europeans and southern Europeans who have high unemployment rates or lower minimum wages
Even France has 10% unemployment - if Germany needs workers and you don't have jobs they should go to Germany instead of bringing in even more people from outside the union
sophie
we are living in the kali yuga
IMPORTANT QUESTION
http://www.strawpoll.me/10170506
http://www.strawpoll.me/10170506
http://www.strawpoll.me/10170506
>chipper
What's this on her face?
>People who saw me on TV said that I've got a bit fat, but I've always had a round face :(. I've actually been getting slimmer recently...
brb flying out to Japan to teach some bullies a lesson
>>59104538
You don't understand the reach of Holocaust guilt in this country apparently.
There are mandatory field trips to concentration camps here.
>tfw have 7KB of OC memes that nobody ever uses
>tfw meme portfolio value is plummeting
>tfw losing my meme credit rating
Please lads, make this a meme.
I need to feed my wife's son.
>tfw my wife is a successful fashion designer and I don't have to spend a penny on clothes because she makes them for me
Reminder that the rich don't care what happens to the average man
They will continue to live the same life no matter what
Look at the rich gulf States, the average man has to live a strict Muslim life but the elite live like Westerners
just received that brochure from the government on the EU . Scary desu. That's why i'll be voting REMAIN
>>59104437
There was a town last year I think where they let people park and all of the local businesses were rejuvenated.
>>59104362
I don't understand the appeal of footfaggotry
>>59104667
So shouldn't you be made to feel bad towards Poland and take in all the poles?
I don't remember Hitler invading syria 2bh
>>59104628
protein
>>59104538
It's about job lad, but only indirectly
germans aren't breeding nearly enough to sustain the system
in france we do because people literally get monthly monetary allocations for having children
they don't need immediately qualified people or even civilized one (since those breed less), they only need baby makers
Why are asians so much more attractive than white women?
>>59104644
thought she looked a bit thicker on that bbc documentary 2bh
(and her cheeks were very red)
>>59104699
5, 3, 9
wew
they're available online now too
i want to be kstew's tiny footpet! i want her to step on me!
>>59104772
>5
m8
post new wave birds
>muh immigration because of low birthrates
Self fulfilling prophecy. The native population can't afford to raise children. You then bring in migrants, who themselves have children, increase the population, increase demand for jobs etc etc etc
Dutchies>Anglos
>>59104699
1,3,8
>>59104758
they're not. they have flat, round fetus faces. they have gross black animal eyes. they have no variation in their hair. they're femlets. they have no hips, not breasts, not butts.
yellow fever is a mental illness.
>>59104551
good post
Women's fashion is very unattractive these days.
>tell a fat girl on facebook she was cute when I was completely shitfaced and just left a club
>really only did it to see if I could get her to send me a picture of her tits
>the next morning she asks if I meant it
>completely forgot what I said so I ask what I said
>don't want to hurt her feelings so I say yes
How was your weekend, lads?
>>59104787
Best one there m8
>Mullet-style like Sylvester Stallone in the '80s and Goth-face like the walking dead,
letter came in from the doctor today lads.
it's leukaemia
>>59104755
I think people get money for having children in most western countries desu, we have child benefit here but still a below replacement birth rate (not as bad as Germany though)
>>59104841
fuck off gaylord
>rain begins
>thunder intensifies
Comfy incoming
>>59104842
Ta m8
>>59104743
Radoslaw
Also no, because Poles are white. Syrians are poor brown people trying to carry on life under the plight of war and this is the newest prestige project to show how much we hav eevolved.
a lot of it is to just supply our employer pool, so that corporations can get away with lowering wages even more all the while whining about muh Fachkräftemangel (lack of qualified workers)
>>59104758
nonce
Why are florists so fucking expensive?
All I want is a nice little arrangement of flowers for my gf and her mum (birthday's on same day haha wew) and it's looking to cost at least £70
>>59104551
weird how all of them have proper korean names and not just pseudonyms
>>59104876
pedo
>>59104699
1 8 9 3 7 2 6 5
>>59104876
>likes little boys with fetus faces
>calls anyone else gay
>>59104897
I fucking love thunder
>>59104845
>gave fat girl confidence boost
>made yourself look good
not too bad
Got a really bad headache :'( can someone rub my forehead and kiss it and cuddle me better please?
>>59104935
>buy 4 pink roses for gf last year
>£30
Just pick up some flowers from the floor for free
>>59104829
So what do you propose instead? A Russian style demographic crisis where the working population get taxed more and more as there are less of them to pay for pensions and national debt interest repayments?
At least with EU migrants they are more likely to go home as they got older so it's not quite as bad
>i fucking love thunder
>>>/pol/73514265
New Thread
>>59105018
this made me lol
>>59104897
>tfw no rain
Reminder:
Nana: Pleb waifu, named Justin Bieber as Ideal man
Lizzy: Patrician waifu, named Rowan Atkinson as ideal man.
>>59104971
Thunder's great, it's lightning that's the problem
>>59105018
your post doesn't make any sense
what's wrong with liking thunder?
Kyary
>>59105018
fedoraquotes should be considered spam
>>59105080
#feedlizzy
>>59104874
yes probably, but you can really live relatively well here with three children (third child gets you a bonus since it's the ones that goes beyond "replacing" both parents)
Between cut on taxes, nearly free housing, neetbux and that children money you are set
there's town the in north of france where 40% of the population is breeding stock on benefits
>>59105104
ugly plastic gook
>>59104682
The elite simply don't care if they happen to rule over a bastardised people, because they will live a life of luxury of the backs of those people like they have always done.
>>59104829
Natives can "afford" to raise children, they just don't want to. The elite simply didn't have the balls to tell us a few decades ago we need to have more children. There could have been many governmental solutions to combating low birthrates such as government programs or just stopping the propagation of feminism and other liberal concepts that are inherently damaging. However they'd rather just import third worlders because it's an "easier" solution and serves other purposes such as driving down wages. These people hold no regard for social cohesion and never will.
>>59104376
>crescent not in the upper left canton
REE FOLLOW HERALDRY RULES
>>59104785
iktf
Lily Collins is up there too in terms of footfu status.
>tfw /tv/ jannies are utter spastics nowadays
THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN
*sings Mel C while having a sad wank*
>>59105129
yeah. they're worse than yanks
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/brexit-could-trigger-world-war-7928607
More reason to leave 2bh
>>59105131
>wilshere
finished my shower
>>59105131
>not 4-5-1 with Andy Carroll upfront
Going to watch groundhog day tonight
>>59105148
also raising a native child costs a lot more money considering all the public support it needs, as opposed to importing a fully grown person
What do you call your female grandparent?
Grandma
Grandmother
Gran
Granny
Nan
Nanny
Nana
Meema
Meemee
>>59105164
it's strange how over-moderated /tv/ is. no other board has such insane rules about posting than that board. half the shit you get banned for on /tv/ would be considered a regular post on other boards.
>>59105201
How is this not fearmongering?
>>59105015
The government could have had the balls to tell us a few decades ago that birth rates were plummeting and this was going to be an economic problem in the future and stopped propagating things that contribute to these falling birth rates such as feminism and other liberal concepts. The idea that the government could have done absolutely nothing to combat lowering birth rates and had no other option but to import immigrants is fucking laughable.
>>59105250
dead
>>59105250
Nana
I know someone who calls them Nin
>>59105250
cunt
>>59105250
nana
hurt my wrist doing pull ups
https://twitter.com/communick/status/729633985630973952
>>59105194
good post
Though lately I've found myself straying from my footfag ways, might abandon it in favour of pit worship.
Thoughts?
>>59105250
Mum's mum is nanny (nan amongst non-relatives)
Dad's mum was granny (dies when I was a kid so stays granny even now)
>>59105222
>not battering your head in
Breaking News: Voting leave could give your cancer.
Men's fashion has been really fucking boring for the last 2 years or so. Not that I want some stupid meme /fa/ type clothing, but you go into any highstreet store and it's just the same old shit
reckon nige would go for it?
Looks like some of you spackers could do with some help from your local Assertive Outreach Team
>Through your specific care planning needs you will also be offered some or all of the following support:
>• with daily living skills, cooking, shopping, skills you may wish to improve on, or skills you wish to acquire.
>• advice on financial matters: paying your bills and budgeting, and also advice with benefits.
>• advice on matters: relating to your education needs; who to contact and where to go.
>• advice on your social life; clubs, drop-ins; what’s available and when.
>• advice/ information: about your illness and medication.
>• advice: for people who help to take care of you.
>• advice on recreational activities.
>• advice on accommodation.
>>59105322
communists are subhuman scum. Sane, rational human being should be in the place of SJW
>>59105080
like a give a fuck
>>59105201
you fucking moron
https://theconversation.com/cameron-was-not-predicting-war-and-he-is-right-to-raise-brexit-security-fear-59112
>>59105250
Call her Oma desu
Have some complimentary K-Stew lest you kick me out for being a filthy Jerry
>>59105254
yet capeshit remains unregulated. fuck that place
Anyone watching this puppy program on BBC2?
The family are really annoying.
>>59105423
>tfw no nana to dom me
>mfw watching David Cameron and the rest of the UK government doing the equivalent of "if you don't reply to this post, your mum will die in her sleep tonight" but on a national scale and using taxpayer money to do it
>>59105403
UKIP's logo looks like a fucking cheap poundshop where Chantelle buys her 14 kids sweets and buys herself microwave meals ngl
What a ledge
just injected heroin betwixt me toes
>>59105403
think they need to drop the pound logo desu
are they still doing that rebrand nige was talking about on LBC?
>>59105475
haha good post la
We have those too, except it's where Syrians unironically go to buy their cutlery and that
Still throwing up blood lads lmao what am I like? such a cheeky chappy i'm tellin you lads. hope vomitting blood's not serious haha
>>59105274
But they didn't so now we have to deal with the situation we've found ourselves in - not what could have been
>>59105444
>2009 was 7 years ago
>>59105394
what exactly are you finding boring friend
eating a mcdonalds chicken legend mayo thing
mcdonalds portions are really small
>>59105480
jews seem to be the least of their problems.
>>59105480
vid of the little lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYslEzHbpus
>>59105494
shit place to hit desu
>>59105541
It's normal lad
It's just your body getting rid of excess blood
HAHA TEDDY YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
YOURE NOT MEANT TO SLEEP THERR HAHAHA WOW
>>59105525
He just says "You'll start World War III" but in gayer terms.
>>59105507
i had a chuckle
Jeremy corbyn is starting to feel like donald trump
"He'll never make it on the ballot paper
oh he has? Well he'll never get elected he's just there to widen the debate
oh he has? Well he'll be gone by christmas
oh he isn't? Well he'll be gone after the cabinet reshuffle crisis
oh it was all fine? Well he'll be gone after the anti-semitism ciris
oh it all went away? Well they will lose 200+ council seats and he'll go after the local elections
oh they only lost about 18 seats and the Tories lost about 50? Well he'll be gone before 2020 for sure..."
He isn't going anywhere and soon he will be prime minister
>>59105432
>His speech is being read as a warning that Brexit poses a security risk to the rest of Europe – which assumes that there is an ever-present risk of it descending into war and genocide
At war with who? And which group of people does he think will be genocided?
>>59105606
mew mew :3
>>59105604
can i save it and replace any more that i lose from cuts and stuff?
>tfw great orgasm with only a small cumshot
>>59105543
But there still isn't even any effort whatsoever to increase these birthrates by means of the indigenous population so I don't get what your point is. They're now even worse than they were back then.
>>59105564
>mayo
fucking retard
>>59105643
read it yourself
>People think leaving a political union with countries with active terrorist cells in them will REDUCE Britain's Security
Absolutely howling lads.
Why does everyone keep saying that dodgy Dave said brexit would cause ww3? Just because Boris said it?
From the context he was obviously talking about Yugoslav level wars - which is silly anyway as nato was the organisation conducting airstrikes there and the EU didn't stop the invasion of Crimea
>>59105661
I have hair like that after I shower
Its fucking annoying
Also my hair doesn't grow long like womens hair, it just piles up like a mushroom in her pic
>>59105665
So your solution is?
>>59105678
>no active terrorist cells in the UK
ah yes
>>59105678
well yeah if those countries become poorer or more disorganised following reshaping or dissolution of the EU terrorist cells become more powerful.
>>59105572
literally me
>>59105679
Because call me dave has been saying the equivalent of "LEAVE THE EU AND YOU'LL GET CANCER" for weeks.
>>59105679
crimea isn't in the EU
>>59105572
im dying
>>59105719
Day of the rope.
*types out a word that isn't 100% aligned with the Queen's English*
>Germany letting in 4 million potential ISIS sleeper agents
>Leaving the EU would make us more open to terrorism
Ah yes impeccable logic.
Wish these were the EU's borders tbqh
>>59105661
need to see her willy
>>59105693
post willy
>>59105480
ahhh nice """democracy"" and """""""free speech"""""" we have here
>being 100% in charge of the country's borders is dangerous
hmmm
Over the last few years I've noticed most big construction projects have had some sign with an EU flag and something about it being EU infrastructure and development fund
Feel like if we leave the EU the government are just gonna continue not giving a fuck about anywhere in the North/Midlands that isn't Birmingham or Manchester
>>59105813
literal rasheed
you cannot get a more rasheed post than this
hello rasheed al-islami
have quite a nice willy if a do say so meself desu truly lads
>Day of the rope.
>>59105813
fucking kill yourself
>>59105813
can't say i do
>>59105768
Yugoslavia wasn't in the EU either
He was talking about war on our continent not war in the EU
The Ukraine riots and Russian intervention started with ukranian talks to more closely align with the EU if you remember
>>59105870
where did you find this picture of me?
>>59105653
not a fucking doctor m8
>>59105829
say you're english, these days mate, and you'll be arrested and thrown in jail
Need a willy to worship.
>>59105813
if we got all of that we would be in an easy position to own at least the whole of russia and north africa
willy is hard
>>59105869
pic
think I need a wee lads
>>59105918
I'm your mum lad
>>59105947
shav it in lav
>>59105904
it worked beautifully . the only intention was ramp up pressure on the Putin
Pic related is Europe
Anything outside should never be in the EU
I want to taste alpha male cum so badly
>>59105929
For saying you're English?
>>59105924
>>59105970
I feel old.
>>59105937
Fuck me lad this isn't a game of eu4 or ck2
rate my gf lads!
>>59105965
A wee lad's what?
>>59106057
>!
?
>why yes, I do believe we should vote to get rid of those undemocratic EU commissioners deciding our laws
>Unelected Lords? Why the more the merrier!
Proper hate that im a virgin whose never had a gf lads,
besides that my life isnt' too bad if i'm being frank
Fresh fedora from ar Stevo for you lads
Look forward to seeing it soon
>>59105970
I still find these amusing
>>59106049
that's exactly what global politics is
"Who rules East Europe commands the Heartland;
who rules the Heartland commands the World-Island;
who rules the World-Island commands the world."
Who has upset the Belfastfag now?
Taking a cute girl to the movies on Saturday.
Feel really good lads.
Lads what is your favourite cunt in continental Europe and why is it Germany?
>>59106057
>whore jacket hanging from the knob
lad i got some bad news for you
>>59106078
The house of Parliament has supremacy over the house of Lords
The EU Parliament doesn't have supremacy
>>59106104
mentioned
>>59106104
>"Who rules East Europe commands the Heartland;
>who rules the Heartland commands the World-Island;
>who rules the World-Island commands the world."
t. Mackinder
>>59106081
*saves*
>>59106108
go see the angry birds film
>>59106081
Excellent
>>59106111
used to be Germany until you decided to genocide yourselves.
evens I die a virgin
EU should have only consisted of countries with similar standards of living. So basically Britain, France, Germany, Austria,Netherlands, Belgium, Switzerland and the Scandinavian countries.
Gott strafe England
Gott strafe Englan
Gott strafe Engla
Gott strafe Engl
Gott strafe Eng
Gott strafe En
Gott strafe E
Gott strafe
Gott straf
Gott stra
Gott str
Gott st
Gott s
Gott
Got
G
>>59106081
Where's his hair gone?
>>59106136
>>59106078
House of Commons not Parliament*
>>59106141
t. wants putin to command east europe
JUST fuck my shit up famalam
>>59106070
A wee lad's toilet in order to relieve my """wee lad""" if you catch my drift
>>59106164
Bad luck
>>59106108
lmao u from 1963 m8?
>>59106166
maggie wanted an enlarged EU so we could export more goods
germans and french or whatever wanted a deepened EU (rather than enlarged) so that they could unify all the developed cunts
2bh.
>>59106153
Why the fuck would I do that.
willy is now soft
>>59106131
fuck off she's not a whore.
>>59106108
better not be a first date, movie's not a good choice for a first date
t. lad who gets dating tips from advice threads on /b/
>I'm the on-call duty manager
>shift supervisor phones me
>reports an incident
>is clearly drunk after a year in rehab
>can barely give me a coherent sentence, let alone a full account of the incident
I'm going to have to go into work tomorrow and suspend him, and then in five weeks when he exhausts his internal appeals I'm going to have to fire him.
He's going to take the decision to a tribunal and I'll have to lose a day's pay going to court to testify about how he was derelict in his duty by being drunk during his on-site command.
Sometimes I think NEETs have the right idea.
>>59106111
from a historical perspective, germany, i fucking love german history and a lot of the cultural output you lads achieved but you fucked it good and proper now. based on the present day itd probably be the netherlands or something, dont even know desu.
>Why the fuck would I do that.
>>59106208
Yes lad.
>>59106262
Best first date is shagging in my Nissan Micra behind the chip shop
![2000px-Political_System_of_the_European_Union.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sNLJjiQ.png "2000px-Political System of the European Union.svg[1]")
Doesn't seem that undemocratic to me lads, what's the issue?
>>59106257
>purple lipstick
>not a whore
dyou lads piss in the water or down the side of the bowl? straight into the bowl lads have no manners imo
>>59106257
i only want what's best for you bb
>>59106296
M Y B O Y
Y
B
O
Y
>UK vs Europe in a military war
who wins?
>>59106325
In the shower in the morning and in the sink every other time
Only use the toilet for a shit
>>59106325
**straight into the water lads
>>59106325
in your dads mouth
get out of this thread you contemptuous twat
I need 20 quid by tomorrow lads. How do I get it? D:
http://gizmodo.com/former-facebook-workers-we-routinely-suppressed-conser-1775461006
jews really did a number on us lads
>>59106262
I've been on enough dates to know what the game is like la
>>59106347
the crows
>>59106325
Down the side of course
In and out like a whisper
>>59106347
the jews
>>59104442
I walk on my tiptoes too when I'm bare feat. Based.
>>59106078
the Lords are symbolic for the most part and can;t supersede the will of Commons
its the same deal with the Senate here
>>59106347
What symbol should be used on the new UKIP logo
>>59106170
t. Jamal Gerhardt, 1/32nd German
>>59106271
why did you possibly think anyone would give a shit about this?
>>59106347
White peace until Paradox patch in a strait between Dover and Calais
>>59106368
used that word wrong and no
>>59106371
Suck benis
>He doesn't take girls bowling for their day out together
"Dates" are for yanks.
>>59104627
That yank literally tried to sue my mates employer and get him fired because he wore an inflatable penis hat in the office.
Claimed sexual discrimination and trauma.
Yanks can't handle the bants worth a damn.
>>59106406
dead moor like corsica
>>59106155
>>59106282
Just you wait lads, Germany will be great again
>>59106347
France has about 300 nukes and we have about 200 so probs not worth it haha
>>59106397
Thanks leaf but bring the red ensign back.
>>59106392
good lad
>>59106350
a fresh take on toilet usage, innovation at work
Imagine how great life could have been.
#AbolishCapitalism
>>59106474
If he didn't let the Jews back in you mean?
>Brussels, the home of the European Union couldn't prevent a terrorist attack on its own soil
>Britain is safer within the union because of its unparalleled counter-terrorism information however
As yes... Truly a flawless case has been presented for us to remain
>>59106474
This man literally invited the Jews back into England. Everything wrong with England is his fault.
>>59106334
she's whats best for me!
>>59106439
Bowling is my next idea fuck off.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b079mfzy#play
this fucking show drove me mad last night. they have this retarded hysterical leftist called bishop lowe on there.
bishop suggested that if people want to avoid to license fee it should be paid through general taxation instead, that the BBC is good because it broadcasts "uncommercial" content ie. shit that nobody wants to watch, he is also heavily pro-EU
>>59106397
Nah they've sent a bill back to the Commons twice in this Parliament (only 1 year) and forced government u-turns
One on tax credits, one on taking 5,000 more "child" refugees
Canadian politicians are too loyal, I heard your MPs hardly ever rebel when ours so it semi regularly
I love it when you call me big poppa
>going out into that park that overlooks the city during sunset just after it has rained
>that nice after-rain smell
literally heaven
>>59106449
how exactly?
I'll be honest boys, I'm not looking forward to that point in summer where the window needs to be open in order to stay anywhere near cool but all the bastard bugs flying in mean the window needs to stay closed
>>59106533
>after-rain smell
Enjoy your cancer
>>59106474
>England's most charismatic general and patriot
>Defender of the protestant faith
>Expanded the empire and founded the royal navy
>Removed the Irish/Royalist threat
Now we get to listen to royalist and Irish slander all day about him. Good job Britain.
>>59106549
Put some netting up mate. £5 off ebay.
>>59106347
already happened mate
>>59106514
Would you rather our media be completely dominated by Murdoch instead?
>>59106549
that's why man invented bug nets lad
>>59106493
i now you are memeing but hundreds of thousands of tons of edible food are thrown away everyday
>>59106514
and I forgot to add, the Bishop maintains that the BBC is unbiased, at 2:30:00 he goes into a sulk because charlie wolf schools him on this point
>>59106533
Literally make an effort to go for a run through the park just after it rains desu
>>59106560
Right, left, middle.
>>59106509
The Jews who basically funded the British Empire?
Don't assume the Jews in Britain are like those in the US
>>59106601
hows the food bank thing coming along?
>>59106560
>Enjoy your cancer
???
Its possibly the nicest smell in the world
I always stick my head out of the window for half an hour after it has rained
No idea how it works in the countryside though, in the city it smells really nice
>>59106560
>after-rain smell
>cancer-causing
what
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petrichor
>>59106516
>MPs hardly ever rebel
they have a long tradition of not doing so, there's no real legal reason why they can't but it rarely happens in the modern era.
which is a bit of a bad thing imo
how does a blind person know when to stop wiping?
>>59106620
>Jews are different in different countries
GOYIM
>>59106574
>>59106599
feel like a bit of a numpty for not thinking of that, just sort of assumed it would be costly
>>59106549
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Window-Screen-Mesh-Black-Net-Insect-Fly-Bug-Mosquito-Moth-Door-Sticky-Netting-UK-/291587750687?hash=item43e3fbfb1f:g:aJQAAOSwrklU6sIW
M-m-magic!
>>59106573
No one pays attention to the Irish. Literally gypsy subhuman scum
Which pokemon should I play lads, the Ruby/Sapphire remakes or try Black & White?
>>59106590
Yes
>>59106629
hook me up senpai no idea what you are referencing
fb.com/godsaveourgraciousmeme/videos/1095286910492521/
ah yes very impressive
if you aren't vegan you can say goodbye to your third eye forever
alright, who needs a size 11 foot on their nutsack?
Any of you lads watch the jihadis next door on channel 4 a while ago?
Watched it recently
Absolutely creasing when the literal rasheeds start calling out pakis
Everyone hates them
>>59106271
interesting post
>>59106674
B&W are really good, just remember that you can;t use old pokemon until you beat the Elite four
the R/S remakes are alright but honestly Emerald is better.
>europe could descend into war if we leave the EU
our prime minister actually said this
>>59106668
They were a threat by actively harbouring the royalists.
really like feet lads
>>59106685
think he means the law that says supermarkets will have to donate their excess food to charities
>>59106620
The Jewish international finance power that now controls America and thus most of the world largely stem from the Jews that embedded themselves in the Bank of England. Jews were able to take over America in the first place because of the extreme power the Bank of England had.
>>59106659
>i'll ignore history cos it contradicts my /pol/ world view
>Some scientists believe that humans appreciate the after-rain scent because ancestors may have relied on rainy weather for survival.[7]
cool
>>59106734
literally didnt
,>>59106685
>>59106741
yeah this, menna say supermarket food waste or something i guess
>>59106734
good
fuck Europe
such a shithole
>World War II veterans give their views on Brexit in this moving film.
>As they make clear, the EU reflects the values their generation fought for in the war. Please ’SHARE’ - everyone needs to see this.
>>59106655
Yeah it helps keep the government representative
If even the MPs from your own party will risk furthering their career to vote down something it's probably worth re-considering it
>>59106271
whats his job?
>>59106757
wrap up you rain wanker
>>59106756
Not an argument.
>>59106732
Guess I'll play B or W then, how do the old pokemon work in it, do you encounter them in the wild?
>>59106737
Yes, and they should have been wiped out for for it.
Today they're just a pest that should be ignored
>>59106756
>The Jews who paid for Britain to civilise the world are bad because I hate all Jews.
>>59106771
you'd like that hey rasheed
>>59106686
why doesnt she support a union with india then
ha
>>59106734
Even though his speech was over the top the headlines have blown it out of proportion
Listen to what he says and although you might agree with it everyone is basically taking Boris Johnson's version of it as fact
Should I have weetbix or porridge for brekky lads
>>59106739
The thinking man's fetish.
>>59106756
I've spotted the kike.
>>59106741
>>59106767
ah okay, don't think that's going to pass though
>>59106734
good, we could do with a good war
suck me knob ya wanker
>>59106840
I've spotted the paki
>>59106812
The civil war was none of their business. Cromwell was a light touch compared to what they deserved.
>>59106809
not until after the Elite Four you won't
afterwards you will, especially in the new cities after the E4
play BW2 after if you get the change, great continuation and easily the best pokemon game
>>59106836
can't stand either 2behonest mate, just normal cereal for me
the EU would be great if it wasn't for the fucking germans
>>59106775
why do they think that finding a few old men willing to toe the line of our political elite means anything?
>>59106863
I hate both pakis and kikes, now fuck off Shekelstein.
>>59106884
what kind of brit are you
wish I wasn't a skeleton twat so I could wear t-shirts in public and didn't have bow legs so I could wear shorts too
>>59106825
India rarely signs free trade deals let alone joining a political Union with it's former colonial overlords
>>59106842
thought it already passed
>>59106823
Bank of England Jews are the same Jews that now run America you cretin.
>Both leave and stay are using the risk of terrorist attacks to try and convince the public
The Jew bogeyman is probably the most hilarious crap I've ever read on 4chan.
>>59106870
There's even new cities after the E4? sounds cool
>The Jew bogeyman is probably the most hilarious crap I've ever read on 4chan.
>>59106918
>a self-loathing paki
Deary me, you really are a sad one, Ahmed.
wish I wasn't a skeleton twat so I could wear t-shirts in public and didn't have bow legs so I could wear shorts too.
Argh :'( so sick of my life
>>59106930
Jews literally helped create the empire you cretin.
>>59106920
drink up lad
love being alive and living my wonderful life :)
>>59106996
pics?
>>59106865
I weep at what could have been. If only they knew at the time.
>tfw have a normie mate who watches EU4 videos
someone explain
>>59106931
it's a hot button for most of the population since two european capitals have suffered major terror attacks in the last seven months
>>59106953
Hello Funnyjunk!
>>59106961
there are, plus routes and other areas
though desu Gen5 is really divisive, people either love it and think its the best or hate it.
my only issue really was how linear it was, but on the other hand there are lots of side areas to explore and come back to latter once you have more HMs or beat the E4 so I got a lot of playtime out of it.
compared to Gen4 sinnoh where you basically had to have every HM with you all the time to even walk anywhere which was annoying
>>59107020
out of code mate
>>59106933
>The Jew bogeyman
seriously end yourself
http://thezog.info/list-summaries/
>The Jew bogeyman is probably the most hilarious crap I've ever read on 4chan.
>>59106919
it's probably a genetic defect, I'm proper in every other way I promise guv
>>59106996
No one cares
stfu
>>59107020
t b h North American nutritional facts > European nutritional facts
i want it to be oooveeeerrr
i want it to be over
>>59107047
my sister watches Counterstrike videos and she doesn't even know what counterstrike is
>The Jew bogeyman is probably the most hilarious crap I've ever read on 4chan.
>>59106920
Milk and nuts solves the first issue.
>>59107013
And then helped plunge it into the war that destroyed it when it no longer served their interests.
>>59107046
Britain literally flourished under Cromwell's rule. He did almost nothing wrong and gave Charlie the Catholic what he deserved. We need a new Cromwell 2bh
>Why yes, as the Prime Minister I DO think leaving the EU will cause a war
The muslim bogeyman is probably the most hilarious crap I've read on 4chan
My gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE2jy23iG2M
>The Jew bogeyman is probably the most hilarious crap I've ever read on 4chan.
>>59106993
I'm white, kike.
>>59107112
We have that information on our food as well you mong.
>>59106930
How fucking thick are you, m8. Go read up on how the Jews (Rothschilds) basically funded the British Empire.
Everything you retards wank over with muh empire, would literally have not been possible with rich Jews funding it.
>world war
world war with whom?
>>59107112
We have all that on the side
On the front is a summary
Bought something recently and it had to have a new nutrition label stuck over it to comply with UK guidelines as the North American one didn't give enough info
>>59107215
the world obviously
melt
>>59107215
the fascists
>>59107219
looks completely normal you silly twat
I actually went and did it boys, I'm actually having a tinkle
>>59107185
>Jews fund the greatest force for good on earth
>Fucking kikes
>The Jew bogeyman is probably the most hilarious crap I've ever read on 4chan.
>>59107219
*sneezes on your wrist*
oh sorry mate, looks like that's a fracture
>>59107250
looks fatter in the pic
my mates sometimes comment on how skinny my arms are
>>59107069
Yes, nice, objective, reasoned and substantiated source there, Rasheed.
>>59107219
>that
>skelly
>>59107219
I wish I had a camera to show you what a real skellington looks like. I'm so skelly a doctor stopped me on the street and told me to go get checked out for Marfan's Syndrome.
>An article on the European Union (EU) for the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC)-founded weekly magazine the Radio Times by former Newsnight front-man and prominent British journalist Jeremy Paxman, has been pulled from publication ahead of the forthcoming referendum.
Ah yes the unbiased BBC
>>59107179
Pakis aren't white, Amir. You stinking shitskin.
Greater London is black
>>59107323
>>59107304
see >>59107296
I've only ever met 1 person who was skinnier than me at my age
>>59107354
I'm not a paki though, you dirty son of a lampshade.
>>59107296
dont complain if you haven't tried to fix it
I will not rest until every remnant of Christianity is wiped from these islands
>>59107372
fuck off you mug
>>59107374
I have a mate who weighs less than the average auschwitz survivor
>>59107332
Come off it the BBC is the least biased
Listen to any of their political discussion podcasts they always have a balance of brexiters and remainians
someone make a new
>>59107303
by your cretinous logic any list compiled to show what jews control in america would be "biased" because the very process of compiling such a list is biased in your pathetic cuckold logic. of course you could just look at the list and do some quick research yourself and find its all true but this is an easier way for you to escape the argument.
nutsack is sweaty haha
>>59107419
Fuck off shitskin
>>59107323
is this you?
>>59107410
grats on the victory mr khan
>>59107374
Do you know what Marfan's is?
>>59107431
>this is what normies actually believe
>>59107463
>>59107479
where did the other kid come from?
>>59107463
Not a kick in the arse off it. My upper arms are bigger though and my hands aren't so alien-looking. I'm ugly but not that bad.
>>59107153
We do. Shame his son was a waste of space.
Have a recurring dream where feminists fire a shrink ray at my penis and laugh
Oh how they laugh
>>59107463
>>59107479
WHERE DID THE OTHER KID COME FROM
>by your cretinous logic
>>59107592
oh look another non-argument
>>59107439
What argument? le hurr durr der jooos r bad nonsense from pakis like you and the halfwits on /pol/?
You don't have an argument. Just a fucking list.
>>59107219
post willy
>>59107332
Do you have the full article today, rather than just the first few sentences?
>>59107396
You clearly are a paki though.
>>59107795
GOYIM
>>59107850
Rasheed.
>>59107649
look at any movement detrimental to society and jews will always be at the centre of that movement
immigration
globalism
feminism
LGBQT
international finance usury
everything
>>59107880
YOU
FILTHY
GOYIM
>>59107921
YOU
SMELLY
PAKI
THE NOSE KNOWS
>>59107901
>this is what /pol/tards believe
>>59108084
another convenient non-argument
>>59108084
>pure coincidence
>>59108109
>doesn't present any argument
>gets upset when his /pol/ worldview is mocked
Lel.
WHY ARE YOU STILL IN THIS THREAD MOVE TO THE NEW THREAD FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59108427
But I like it here
>>59106245
It's Rorke for Kids
>>59106174
He got late-stage cancer after he saw the trailer for the David Brent movie
wahey
>>59107181
>>59107223
wait, you guys need two sets of nutritional facts?
can your people not read the full in-depth one, and have to use the one with flashy colours and graphics to keep their attention?
![3201860418_b476d7dc1e_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tSSI1jg.jpg "3201860418 b476d7dc1e b[1]")
