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proper flag edition
cara
>>59107183
>/brit/
>not /eng/
ye need to remove the scottish yoke
crayon pop
If someone mentions normies and memes in their dating profile, what do you think the odds are that they're a regular on here?
>>59107254
I'm a Basler on holiday
ama lad I know you're a proper swiss lad
oi that flag is a bit intolerant
>>59107183
then it wouldnt be /brit/ but /eng/
>>59107316
el baselANO
i dunno how are you
it makes me sad thinking about switzerland tb h fa m.
My cousin sent me this after I told her she was fit. I don't know what to do lads?
>>59107384
Why? I'm doing fine, Baden-Württemberg is lovely this time of year. Can't wait to return to Mountainjewistan though.
Also, my condolences for living in Illinois. I've been to Chicongo and it seems like Afghanistan.
???????
>the new radiohead album
ffs lads what a disappointment
Lads can I tell you a joke?
If your house was under attack and constantly threatened by anonymous people, would you allow random people who you didn't really know into your house? Nah didn't think so
Yet we allow migration from places that threaten our existence
all real saxons in here
this is a subversive scot thread
>>59107508
Kyary
>>59107464
you forgot to do the white line around the counter you numpty
try harder next time
Mum's all pissy with me at the moment, how long do women keep up these passive aggressive childish attitudes for?
>>59107464
Your cousin is Olivia Kenning?
Lucky man.
>>59107464
Nice! Ask for more.
leelee
>>59107464
give her abdul's number
>>59107486
Wow yeah you're so enlightened and intelligent
>>59107562
>how long do women keep up these passive aggressive childish attitudes for?
Literally forever if you don't know how to handle it.
>>59107562
till death
>>59107534
Did you buy it? Is there a stream somewhere?
>they clone-stamped the black kid out
>>59107613
I've been listening at Vibecloud.net
>the BBC? BIASED FILTH!!!! They must only allow brexiters to appear on their leftist channels from now on or I shall not be renewing my fees
I like the scots leave them be.
The union is literally holy.
>>59107613
>he can't google "a moon shaped pool torrent"
>>59107613
>Did you buy it?
h-heh no what kind of i-idiot would pay for it...?
have been laughing at this picture for half an hour straight
why is it so funny
>no shy qt kgf
>>59107609
>>59107603
Blokes get over shit within a day, fuck knows why women keep acting so arsey about stuff for weeks on end.
>>59107691
I said stream not torrent...
>>59107702
So that changes the overall "bias" of their programming how?
Oh wait, it doesn't
Lads if I fly from France to Japan will the air hostesses speak English?
>>59107724
>a day
I've punched a cunt in the face and been mates again within minutes. Saying that, I've also got a girl that was all pissy to apologise to me and ask me for a hug within a day too.
Greater London is black
>So that changes the overall "bias" of their programming how?
to the boy who posted his arm saying he was a skelly.
that arm genuinely looked underage. get out
the BBC has a right wing bias
>>59107760
gas yourself
>>59107813
brown actually
>>59107721
worst member
Just had an absolutely tremendous wank.
Used my inflatable butt plug. I edged for a little while then whilst playing with the plug, then I inserted it and wanked a little faster. As I got closer and closer to cumming I inflated it more and more until I busted a huge load and let all the air out.
Felt great.
>British Empire
>English is the worldwide language
>Brits invented America
wew
>>59107836
THE BANKERS
>>59107702
I used to be convinced that the BBC was pure lefty bollocks then I saw a load of people complaining in the Guardian facebook comments section about its bloody tory bias and I realised that it's actually pretty decent at staying in the middle a lot of the time
>>59107783
yeah, they had a french, a german, a russian and a chinese on mine
>>So that changes the overall "bias" of their programming how?
>>59107828
is she masturbating
>>59107846
worst poster
>>59107828
I don't know what this image is trying to relay?
>>59107710
its not fucking funny you twat
teach me something lads
torrent won't go above 250 kb/s
usually get 1.4mb/s
any tips lads
>>59107863
Just because hyper turbo leftists think it's right wing doesn't mean it's in the middle.
It's left leaning like most things are these days.
>>59107863
Literally this
Everyone playing the victim
There were loads of people complaining the other day the BBC was hardly reporting on the Tory general election over spending crisis
>>59107896
Pi is exactly 3
>>59107896
ur a fag
>>59107904
find another with more seeders
or wait
>>59107863
People who comment on the Guardian consider anything to the right of totalitarian communism to be a neoliberal conspiracy.
lads can someone post the screencap of the post that goes like this:
how to get moderately attractive girls
+not have a facial deformity
+be able to hold a conversation
+not be autistic
++ be tall
++be muscular/lift
thanks in advance
Just came back from the Polski Sklep lads.
I don't know what half the products are so I experiment but it's cheap and the girls who work there are v. cute.
Bought the following:
Traditional Polish Half-Wheat Half-Rye Sourdough Bread (had it before, v. good)
Croquettes with sauerkraut and meat - looked appetising tbqh
Something that looks like a fish in an onion? sauce; it has no label in English
A bag of "ukrainian borscht" (I think, again no English label)
"Damatinska Panceta" looks like pancetta except it's Croatian apparently??
Also large eggs.
And a bag of haribos which cost 69p even though the same bag would cost £1 at the Tesco across the street, fucking mental.
Jews > Pakis
>>59107896
Schrody's cat is both alive and dead when he's chilling in his spaceship box
>he thinks the BBC isn't alligned with whatever the current public opinion and establishment think
You've been in your safe space echo chamber for too long
>People who comment on the Guardian consider anything to the right of totalitarian communism to be a neoliberal conspiracy.
>>59107948
ahh yes, do go on
>>59107904
download more RAM
>>59107863
I noticed this too
my hyper-leftie aunt was sharing some utter tripe about how Corbyn is represented in the BBC and some right winger mate was sharing some crap about how the Beebs only writes leftie pandering crap
if everyone on the political spectrum is saying it's biased, it isn't biased.
>I used to be convinced that the BBC was pure lefty bollocks then I saw a load of people complaining in the Guardian facebook comments section about its bloody tory bias and I realised that it's actually pretty decent at staying in the middle a lot of the time
>>59107885
why would you say that about yourself?
Need a thicc gf
how do you cut a cigar lads
>>59107967
They can both fuck off its more like jews=paki's
>>59107972
>muh overton window
reply to me right this second or ill shit myself
>>59107842
incorrect
don't reply to her
>>59107967
pakis wouldnt be a problem without jews
>>59107985
is that jack black?
>>59108000
i know this feel lad
>>59108045
there has to be a first one before the second :^^)
>>59107996
it clearly says (you) in the post mate
Yes yes you little worms dance to his tune and smash the evil bbc
Why are Ipswich Town always so close but so far from even making the playoffs lads?
I just want to see the Tractor Boys back in the PL
>>59108045
you'll never be sent to concentration death camp with the lads
the air blowing in my window is passing over some blossoming trees first and it smells bloody fresh
>Call ISIS "So called Islamic State"
>Call illegal immigrants "migrants"
>Have 20 shows about Muslims
Ah yes very unbiased
>>59108017
take a small bit off the end you light, and cut a hole in the end you stick in your mouth
or look on youtube
ill do it
ill shit my fucking self right here
>>59108032
You aren't even using that correctly
>>59108131
>>59108132
>>59108135
>>59108138
awful posts
>>59108081
Did Jews make us colonise India?
>>59108123
shit inbred fanbase and no firm
>>59108169
awful poster
Why is Davey C losing it?
He has some 100k + a year advisors and not one of them thought it'd backfire by pretending that the world will end if we vote to leave the EU?
Why's he gone so mental?
>>59108135
>trees
Culchies out.
Just designed the new UKIP logo, lads.
Emailed it to Are Nige. Awaiting his reply.
>>59108106
does it?
I'm 8 days in to a 13 day week.
feel like offing myself.
5 more dfays
>>59108169
what gives you authority to rate posts
>>59108138
when they use migrants they always have a disclaimer saying that they are refugees or economic migrants, and sometimes they have entered countries using illegal means
Perfectly reasonable to call them the so called Islamic state as they aren't recognised as a proper state
If my name was "the ten foot tall man" but I'm really only 191cm then the BBC would be perfectly reasonable to call me the so called ten foot tall man
seolhyun
>>59108138
at least they're no longer trying to call them all 'refugees'
>>59108191
the hand is not clear enough
if that is a hand
also no gold?
>>59108135
>Tfw started sitting on a chair in the garden at night with my eyes closed and the sun on my face with a light breeze just listening to the birds and the sounds of the suburb
>Tfw wearing sunglasses to work and a qt says I look really good in them
All good feels
>>59108138
>refuses to follow the latest meme trends for naming ISIS
>refuses to call illegal immigrants "refugees"
>Have plenty of shows about white european history
>>59108138
I like how the most common label has changed from 'refugee' to 'migrant' as its obvious they're economic migrants not fleeing war
My jaw literally creaks in the morning lads.
>>59108170
what argument are you trying to present here? dont see what youre getting at.
>>59108212
They call them that so as not to "offend" muslims
just some nice dogs
>>59108184
He literally didn't
Watch the speech
It's been spun and clickbaited to fuck
Ironic as he's getting a taste of his own medicine
Christianity is total and utter cancer when people actually believe it unironically. Christianity poisons everything. We have been debating homosexual issues here for 20 years and Sodom and Gomorrah gets brought up constantly in the parliament as if they were literal stories. Christianity in general is just a giant sklavenmoral.
>>59108212
you have point actually tbf
>>59108218
Yes indeed
Knees have gone to shit lads
My life is over
>Julian Assange hasn't been outside in 4 years
haha bit like you lot then
>>59108173
>Ipswich Town – Ipswich Punishment Squad[56]
I'm not the only one in the squad am I?
550 words to write in my essay before I begin smoking weed lads
>>59108236
>Have plenty of shows about white european history
how is this a bad thing?
>>59108188
>Rorkes are on the same side as Galloway, a commie who makes his money talking shit about the UK on RT
amusing
>pakis wouldnt be a problem without jews
>>59108233
Yeah, I just did a quick thing on Photoshop. Couldn't be arsed to load Illustrator to get clearer lines. I'll work on the hand later
And Purple and yellow looks tacky, despite them being complimentary colours. Purple is a good solid colour
>>59108277
wonder if he posts here too
wonder if he pisses in the ecuadorean ambassador's ribena
>>59108236
>Have plenty of shows about white european history
That's because we live in a fucking white european country you paki fuck REEEEEEEEE
>>59108303
read my post again nitwit, I'm saying it's a good thing
>>59108262
>Muh security will be threatened if we leave the EU countries will stop cooperating with the best intelligence service in the world
>The EU helps stop genocide (but did nothing when the Eastern Europeans were slaughtering Muslims)
Fuck off Dave Internet Defence Force
>>59108255
No they don't you think that so you can wank yourself silly to outrage
They aren't an Islamic state as they aren't recognised as a state
>>59108212
Islamic "so called" State.
>>59108147
what is it with you and soiling yourself lol?
>>59108236
ah yes the white european history shows
http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2016/a-black-history-of-britain
>>59108212
come off it you retard
you and i both know full well the "so called" part is related to "islamic" not to "state"
they are saying so called in an effort to propagate the "not REAL islam" meme not because of their illegitimate statehood
>>59108138
>Call ISIS "So called Islamic State"
What's wrong with this exactly?
>>59108140
cheers, watched a video, think i've done it alright
smoking it now feeling like a mobster
>>59108170
Probably yeah, the Rothschilds profiteered the most from the empire whilst the impoverished lower class themselves were exploited - and still are as they are sold for the muslims today.
>>59108345
umm hello its 2016 does empowerment mean nothing to you
>prostitute tells me i would look better without a beard
>shave as soon as i get home
how much of a cuck am i lads
>>59108330
>No they don't
Proofs?
Why does every other media source call them "Islamic State" apart from the BBC?
>>59108277
>we're keeping him imprisoned because the USA told us to
we are cucked
>>59108368
The rabbit hole never ends, does it?
>>59108289
they never show up
>>59108236
>Make shows about white European history
>Cast niggers
>>59108318
>>59108303
He's making the point it's a good thing you sperging autists
just found out i'm gender fluid
Cromwell would have been proud of me today
>>59107657
>what kind of vaper are you
One who wants reduce the damage done to lungs until I can stop smoking.
>>59108236
>Have plenty of shows about white european history
Ah yes like Merlin where Lancelot was a nigger
>Rorke
>>59108419
Are you the Norwich lad? Are you in the Norwich Hit Squad?
>>59108440
Did you invite a Jew into your home and have them ruin it forever?
>>59108401
Because they aren't recognised as a state and the BBC are the only ones with their heads screwed on
the gf
>European security services just CANNOT possibly cooperate with each other unless they are all part of a free trade agreement that involves the unabated free movement of people
bit sickened over how boring my life has become lads
>>59108401
they explained that it was because they are obliged to offer unbiased and fair reporting
>>59108437
No he's implyin that because the BBC make shows about white europeans "it's only fair" they make some shows about Muslims too.
Fuck off this is a white european country. We SHOULD be making shows about white europeans.
ISIS are the true muslims
"moderate" muslims cannot exist by definition. if you don't support jihad you are not muslim.
I can see you but my eyes are not allowed to cry
>>59108457
you could have used a semi reasonable example like the hollow crown or this other one I remember seeing that was set in like dickensian london and had some mixed race girl in it and no one mentioned that she wasn't white and you go for a shit show about fucking magic
come on man you're not even trying
>Seolhyun isn't my favourite AOA
>>59108486
Our lot were banging on about how EU security agreements to monitor people might not go far enough if we're not in there to lobby for it. Makes us sound like the bad guys.
Having a bad day on csgo
still got promoted though
>>59108374
more like empoopiment hehe
ahhhh, yes, the """"""""""""unbiased""""""""" bbc, all stand for the queen of england
EXCELLENT Seolhyun posting lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNfKcPfliMo
>russia held a mini-parade thing in syria
cool
>>59108501
this
they're the only ones applying the quran to the letter
>>59108472
nah i'm villa youf/hardcore, my dad was in the c-crew in the 80s
>>59108500
Yes, but as a publicly funded broadcaster, the BBC have an obligation to make programming for all, you fucking spastic.
>g-gamergaters are all far-right nazis!
Think again SJWs :)
>>59108539
haha poo poo :)
>>59108543
givit a rest you tiresome melt
lads
>>59108501
You sound very informed.
>>59108531
>squeeky brown cunt
immediately closed the video
>>59108501
This is such bollocks
Retarded Yanks in the South follow the Bible more literally but they aren't "more christian" than the Orthodox or Catholic churches
These religions are molded by 1000+ years of theology and philosophical discussion
Why does ignoring that make you "more religious"?
>Birmingham City – Zulus[36]
>Bradford City – The Ointment[39]
>Leicester City – Baby Squad[58]
>Manchester City – Blazing Squad,[62] Cool Cats,[63] Guvnors,[64] Mayne Line Service Crew[65]
>Queens Park Rangers – Bushbabies[82]
Very scary lads
>tfw drunk amongst normies/family members and forget I'm not on 4chan and start actually saying things like 'implying' and 'JUST' and 'topkek'
>nah i'm villa youf/hardcore, my dad was in the c-crew in the 80s
>BBC call ISIS "So called Islamic" in a clear reference to "not all muslims they dindu nuffin"
>People think the "so called" refers to the state part
>>59108572
so about 70% rorkes, that's not far off
>>59108354
>ah yes the white european history shows
Now go look at the variety of Schame, Starkey programs.
And the Portillo ones.
And the Boris Johnson ones
And the Dan Snow ones.
>>59108572
what's the difference between a modern liberal and classic liberal
>want to buy digital caliper
>all cables to use as an input device for a computer are expensive
fugg xDD
us engineers right? :DD
>>59108598
Have never done this
so was anyone out in leicester at the weekend celebrating the league win?
CHAMPIOOONAAAYYS CHAMPIOOONAAAYYS
>>59108587
Because Christianity is different to Islam Rasheed
You HAVE to follow Islam to the letter.
gf just strapped this to the front of her car and ran me over
>>59108558
That concert on palmyra was chilling
extremely constipated lads haven't pooped for months
fuck ssris
>>59108649
please teach me more about islam, rasheed
>>59108420
Like?
>>59108640
why do you need to feed data from a digital caliber you melt
Putting a £10 bet on Southampton getting top 4 next season lads
>>59108640
what
the gf
>>59108598
kept saying 'wew' one time
it did not go down well
>>59108665
let me dig it out with my willy
>>59108568
So 4% of their shows can be about Muslims
just went to see ricky gervais lads
>>59107951
>>59107951
>>59107951
please respond
this is very important
Putting a £10 bet on Southampton getting relegated next season lads
>>59108649
Says who
You that's never read it and barely knows anything about it?
Guess your opinion is more valid than those who spend their lives studying it in a framework stretching back centuries upon centuries
>>59108473
I BTFO of a Paddy cunt.
>>59108657
>mfw BBC didn't show the actual orchestra on TV, only the shitty violin start thing
literal ukrainian editors
how do i get properly into reading lads
i go through spells of reading every day then i'll stop and not read for 5-6 months
>>59108612
not actually in it and hardly go down anymore but my dad was
the only people who do it nowadays are wannabes, too much police/cctv
do know a lot of the 'zulu youth' though
>>59108665
is your stomach swollen? you might want to see a doctor about that
>>59108710
did he try to guilt you into voting labour?
>>59108671
>please teach me more about islam
Thinking of converting, Rasheed?
>>59108632
modern day "far right extremists" are actually fighting to preserve the virtues of western classical liberalism.
Ramadan is next month and the BBC will literally be ramming Islam down the throat of the nation again.
>>59108682
because americans don't know what pen and paper is
'Brexit' could trigger World War Three, warns David Cameron
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/brexit-could-trigger-world-war-7928607
It could start tomorrow
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/14/heres-how-world-war-three-could-start-tomorrow/
bojo hits back
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/513954/david-cameron-prime-minister-brexit-eu-world-war-three-wwiii-eu-speech-referendum
>>59108649
ah yes, this completely accounts for why there are different sects within islam
very impressive research
>>59108711
uk and germ should be switched desu
>>59108755
This. Funny how things turn around
>>59108749
no i'm interested in what you have to say about the importance of orthodoxy in islamic thought, it seemed like you were really onto something there
>>59108543
>Not a BBC production
Did you get upset when they cast a northern English lass as Joan of Arc?
>government thinks someone is a terrorist
>take their passports forcing them to stay here
I don't get it.
>>59108755
that's not the question I asked
classic liberalism = giving all people rights?
modern liberalism = inventing as many genders as possible?
Best county flag lads
>>59108732
let me read to you at night as we're tucked up in bed together
>Celtic – Celtic Soccer Crew,[159] Roman Catholic Casuals,[160] Celtic Baby Crew[161]
>Rangers – Inter City Firm,[159] Her Majesty’s Service,[155] Rangers Soccer Babes, Section Red[179]
I have a feeling these lads don't get along very well
seolhyun
>>59108782
do you get upset when i ram my dick up your wifes arse of course you dont you love it dont you you silly cuckold twat
any new memes
>>59108705
I have no idea what percentage of their shows are actually about Muslim-related topics, lad.
Lads
what prevents me from walking straight into a business class or first class lounge if I've only got an economy ticket?
business idea: call everyone who disagrees with me a cuckold
>On night out
>Starting off at Wetherspoons
>Be in the toilets just having a cheeky piss
>Only me in there except for one cubicle which is locked
>Can quite clearly tell the poor lad is doing a poo
>Grab some paper towels from the dispenser, crinkle and soap them up and lob them over the cubicle
>Can hear the lad shouting and calling me a wanker
>Go back outside and see him emerge from the toilets about a minute later
>He's fuming
>>59108723
How?
Seolhyun is gorgeous desu
>>59108796
Never heard of it.
>>59108797
but that sounds quite lewd
will we be naked
>>59108835
tri moreta
>they gave Julian Assange a kitten
cute
I bet Julian has severe vitamin D deficiencies though
This is a poor thread
I'm out
what do you guys think of the Faroese flag ?
>>59108864
you can just take supplements lad
If the BBC were unbiased they wouldn't be showing any Muslim related programming.
By showing they are pro muslim that are very firmly left wing.
rate these two lovely toes out of 10 lads don't be too mean haha x
>>59108864
glad they stopped spending so much money on watching him in there, I don't really care about him or his politics but it seemed like a waste of money just to appease the yanks
Smoking a big cigar lads
>>59108761
https://www.gov.uk/government/speeches/pm-speech-on-the-uks-strength-and-security-in-the-eu-9-may-2016
Try actually reading or listening to the full speech instead of getting your opinions from a condensed and clickbaited version created by hack journalists
>>59108755
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36043219
How dare you want to preserve the virtues of western classical liberalism and leave the EU you Nazi!
>>59108887
looks alri
>>59108693
working on new gimmicks
>>59108682
make things in cad like this guy does
https://youtu.be/q49-en4-Ed8?t=1m21s
>>59108864
there's probably a courtyard he can go into
>>59108847
there's a desk inside the lounge where they check your ticket
i mean you could just ignore them but i'd imagine they'd politely, but firmly, ask you to leave
t. billionaire who's flown business class
>>59108887
back to your reservation abbo
>>59108864
just drink orange juice
>>59108782
Nigger.
el BritANO
Why can't Assange go outside? Isn't he in Russia?
>>59108887
think it should be made redundant and replaced with a union jack
rightful british isles clay
>>59108904
The BBC are funded by everyone
Like it or not 5% of the population is muslim and so 5% of their funds come from Muslims
>>59108856
With unlimited
POOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAH
>>59108864
what if he rapes it
>>59108760
>pen and paper
>2016
>>59109001
Fucking hell, what an embarrassing post.
>>59108978
hes hiding in an embassy in london
>>59108978
He's in the Ecuadorian embassy in London last I heard. You're thinking of Edward Snowden.
lads when you're next alone in your room drinking alcohol you should try this album
Might change my last name to al-Britani to be more tolerant to all these doctors and engineers coming from Syria
>>59108909
why are your nails so small
are you inbred
business idea: /brit/: the musical
the gf bought a cheerleading outfit lads
ffs lads cant deal with these shit half arsed replies, but then if she didnt want to talk why does she keep replying? RRREEEEEEEEE
>>59108922
How about you fuck off, EU shill.
>>59109020
bet you think Jihad is just blowing up
a Jihad is your self struggle
>>59108823
>implying i'm married
Joke is on you, Jamal
>>59108963
Paki.
>>59108915
did they? can you tell me more lad
wasn't 'watching him' just a police van stationed outside at all times?
stop posting cambodian whores
>>59109029
I have a lot of respect for The Economist but I definitely noticed when at the start they were insisting most of the refugees would be skilled workers with educations then a few months ago admitted germany was overwhelmed with useless illiterate syrian men
>>59109054
I'll play The Walking Man
want a wean
the gf and I (I behind the camera)
>>59109001
excellent post even the numbers are meme
>>59109080
the fuck are you doing, you absolute tool
>>59108904
>rorkelogic
This is the part of Dave's speech the media are claiming means he is saying brexit = ww3
Judge for yourself without the spin
>>59109093
pretty sure they had a few blokes there 24/7, some might have even had guns. It doesn't sound like much but stationing rozzers somewhere 24/7 is expensive business
>>59109080
page one, dipshit
Real new
>>59109192
>>59109192
>>59109192
>>59109126
Well I imagine the people with the means to get the fuck out when they could would have been middle class types
but then the floodgates were opened and fun is still being had
>>59108954
fuck off muslim
>>59108999
I'd rather like independance, but being a part of britain would be better than beng a part of denmark
>>59109024
Rasheed.
>>59109020
So what percentage is that of their entire output?
>>59108999
nigga if anything orkney is rightful danish clay
>>59108761
b-but weren't huge alliances and similar mega-states attempting to unite Europe a major cause of the last two wars?
also
>le Russians
going after the Grandmum vote I see
>>59111620
No one is talking about Orkney, you piece of fat shit
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