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Retro edition
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cara
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crayon pop
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poo
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kyary
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kpop desu
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leelee
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>When you think you're over her but she's the first thing you think of when you wake up
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maisie
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>>59101993
cheap slag
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>>59102011

man up
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>>59102027
Post fucking machines
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Kyary

>>59101993
is this some saboteur
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rate my new tat

getting it done wednesday
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lads
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>>59102056
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How would I go about setting a button on my keyboard (have a button that opens a calculator on it that I'm never going to use (I AM a calculator)) that would toggle between different audio outputs?
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>When a job application form makes you play 20 fucking questions

Ah yes I am sure my job history for the last 10 years and what primary school I went to are highly relevant when I'm 26.
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Been cheating on my wife for three years and she doesn't suspect a thing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHQ2XRFINc0

canadian grime lads
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I murdered someone lads
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>>59102027
>>59102027
Don't go to london

https://twitter.com/ILNewsFlash/status/729701297239134208?ref_src=twsrc^tfw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiwDHHcHPh0

>the two lads from steps cucking three guys on their fucking wedding days by literally breaking in and stealing their fiancees at the altar

Weird shit, especially for the 90s
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>chino wankers

Classic gimmick

Do you still get chino nonces in your area lads?
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>>59102011
>when you feel youre over her then she crops up into your life somehow just when you was about to forget about her
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>>59102037
with maisie?
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>>59102117
>2016
>''discovering'' a canadian person doing grime
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Poleaboo is considering sending his solicitor an email

He wants to know what he's doing in regards to preparation for his case but he doesn't know how to ask the question without coming across as rude and pissing his solicitor off so that he'll do a bad
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Can u guys do my sociology project, thanks in advance I need this so I can go Uni

https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/CWGFHPY
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>>59102117
surprise surprise they're black
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>>59102106

i doubt it asked for your primary school
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>>59102140
if you have it, post it
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>>59102117
didnt see any canadians in that video
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dont reply to him
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https://youtu.be/C3BbzWimtYI
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>>59102156
We know it's fake.

Just stop now.

It's pathetic and no longer funny
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>>59102011
>Used to get all giddy and smile when I heard my phone buzz knowing it was from her
>Used to sit up til 3 or 4 in the morning just talking the biggest load of balls with each other
>Hundreds of messages exchanged every day
>Every now and then she'd send me a random selfie of her just smiling
>We don't talk anymore
>We don't even text anymore
And so dies my first ever crush
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dont reply to him
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>>59102134
not so much
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>>59102192

I never do, but there's always a runt or two who will
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>>59102198
who was this bloke again

tripfag wasn't it?
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>>59102182
not sure why you'd be expecting to eskimos or inuits m8
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>>59102237
ARR ROOK SAME
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>>59102134
I wear chinos but not the brown/green colours desu
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British Airways has only had one fatal accident in it's history
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>>59102274

it'll be two soon
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>>59102274
concorde wasn't it?

>tfw never flown on a concorde
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My face is still numb after a filling
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>>59102299
Not an accident if you intentionally crash it is it
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>>59102182
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>>59102134
Sand chinos + navy blue jumper is a classic casual outfit
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>>59102274
>not having the oldest airline
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>>59102307
what did you fill
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>>59102306

It was a mid air collision in yugoslavia, caused by their shitty ATC, that concorde was air france
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>>59102328
KLMs food was proper nice desu
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>>59102313

lol
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Why aren't Concordes a thing again?
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>>59102313
do not understand this post
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>>59102351
never flown with them 2bh am not a literal billionaire
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>>59102313
good post
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>>59102334
Cavity between the two pre molars on the upper right
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>>59102377
Way to expensive to operate and maintain
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>ywn fly from london to new york in under 3 hours
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Never flown British Airways

Have flown American Airlines though
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strawberry switchblade
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE
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>>59102377

Design called into question after the crash in 2000
Aviation market downturn after 9/11
Expensive maintenance for ageing fleet
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Why don't billionaires just buy Concordes instead of 747s?
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Whats your favourite country you've ever been to?
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>Air France Flight 4590 was an Aérospatiale-BAC Concorde, registration F-BTSC, on a scheduled international flight from Paris, France, to New York City. On 25 July 2000, local time 16:43 CET, while taking off it ran over debris on the runway, blowing a tyre and puncturing a fuel tank, leading to fire and engine failure. All one hundred passengers and nine crew members aboard the Concorde died when it crashed into a hotel in nearby Gonesse, while on the ground four people were killed and one was critically injured.

why the fuck did they bin off concorde for that? it was debris
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>>59101950
wordy
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>>59102459
England of course
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>>59102400

>orbital flights from london to sydney in 2hrs will become a thing in your lifetime
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>Panama Papers Data Leak : King of Saudi Arabia sponsored Netanyahu’s campaign

S H U T I T D O W N
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>>59102459
Japan i'd say
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>>59102459
Singapore or St. Lucia
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>>59102459
Northern Ireland.
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>>59102459
maldives
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>>59102459
London
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Lads why the fuck do people care about the Schrodingers cat shit?

Its the stupidest fucking thing in the world

Its either fucking dead or alive, its not both at the same time
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>>59102459

USA
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>>59102459
Can't decide between the Netherlands, Switzerland or Italy.
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>https://twitter.com/ILNewsFlash/status/729701297239134208
>Khan
London ist gefallen
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>>59102534
But which is it lad?
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>>59102534
third eye obliterated
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the final argument of the universe will be between schrodingers cat and pavlovs dog
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>>59102534
well done
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>>59102468
the investors and client trust was already broken
by the time the truth was out it didn't matter
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>>59102459
has to be the USA but it might be completely shattered if i go back now
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>>59101939
Where are you when the other 50% of threads start?
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>>59102534

Yeah, It's such a ridiculous scenario, it would never happen
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>>59102534
it's not about the cat lad it's about the particles
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>>59102607
trying to better my life lmao
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>the rain begins
>temps are dropping
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feels good man
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>>59102490
>the muslims actually control the jews
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>>59102569
Ich hatt' einen Kameraden
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>>59102459
Ibiza with the lads

UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS
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>>59102569
Whats the actual background to this?
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>>59102633
Are you happy Ajax didn't win the title?
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>>59102648
>What is Iran?
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>>59102534
pineal gland status: comatose
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>>59102690
yes yesterday was a good day
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women are so arrogant it's unreal
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just clicked /y/ by accident, what the fuck is this
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>third eye obliterated

>pineal gland status: comatose
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>>59102490
serves them right

they trusted the gulf states!
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smoking a cock
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too many flat lined pineal glands ITT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmCnQDUSO4I
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>went on 75 mile ride on bike today
>travelling down incredibly long road with no turn offs
>miles later
>road works near the end
>have to go all the way back again
>sun beating down on me
>run out of water 2 hours before I got home
>got lost
>put home address into my cycling computer
>it takes me down the fucking Trans penine trail on my road bike with 23mm tyres
>get home
>everything hurts

I did get a nice tan though.
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>>59102744
Ah, the rare legbeard.
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>>59102738
what the hell even is a dessert place

explain yourselves americans
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>>59102738
pretty beta to not confront them tbqh
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shooting sounds closer than normal
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>>59102830
what is wrong with her upper leg?
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sausage rolls aren't as nice as they used to be
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>>59102610
how?

how is it dead and alive at the same time?
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>>59102854
they use muslamic sausages
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is it normal for girls to offer very little in the way of conversation on fb/text? like i feel like i have to put all the effort in to keep it going
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>>59102807
bike cunt
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we should give communism another go
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>>59102831
they were probably typical liberal fags tbf
i'm a scrawny faggot and i would tell them to fuck off
not particularly excited about getting my ass kicked after but hey
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>>59102880
pineal gland status: atomised
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we should give facism another go
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>>59102880
finding this too
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i can here enjoyment outside

Feel depressed now

Probably degeneracy though
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>>59102852
Bad photoshopping
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>tfw asian
>tfw finally get gf, she's white too
>tfw she starts c.ucking me

help, I don't know what to do
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>>59102723
Who do you support?
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>>59102880
Contrary to popular belief, women are terrible communicators. I wish I could even give them credit in understanding communication, but they're really easily manipulated there too.
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>>59102940
Hope she can afford a doctor about it x
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>>59102880
If you're good looking or in a dominant position in society, why would you need a personality?
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Who /sweaty/ here.
Fecking humidity lads.
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>>59102951
feyenoord 2bh been bullying my family who support ajax all day
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>>59102947
kill yourself because you aren't white and never will be
how does it feel to be the root of the world's problems?
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want a bf too bum tbqh
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>>59102860
if you're not memeing it's about the fact that we don't know, so he's both dead and alive in superposed states unless we observe it and he fixes itself in one state, like particles
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>>59102984
I'm actually wearing a fleece.
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>>59102986
how can you bully them if you finished below?
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>kill yourself because you aren't white and never will be
>how does it feel to be the root of the world's problems?
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>>59102930
>>59102957
>>59102982
its shit desu lads. how can the conversation feel so different to when it's in person
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>>59103027
Haha are you an sheep?
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just had a krispy kreme doughnut and it literally tasted like piss

what the fuck is wrong with yanks
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just came in my third eye
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>>59103021

need a high-oest bf
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>>59101939

Pig disgusting coal burning jewess
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>>59103038
because >we at least got a cup (equivalent of the FA cup) ajax got nothing
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>>59103067
I don't know how it feels in person because she is my internet gf
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>>59103050
fuck of mohammed al-habeeb
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>>59103050
you have to admit he makes a good point though
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>>59103067
Because women put all of their points into reading facial cues, body language and tone. None of which are available over text.
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>>59103078
They've more or less gone out of business in my part of the world
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>>59103026
??????????????????

the cat is in the box
it dies
open box
cat dead
omg !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 le partocle
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My mum was born in Leeds to a family from Pakistan and my dad was born in Manchester to an Iranian family.

I was born in Sheffield, grew up there, educated there and now live and work in Newcastle for a civil engineering company.

Tell me my I should leave England/Britain and where I should go.
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>>59103102
shut up lad xx
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>>59102957
this belief exist because women aren't confrontational
they'd rather have a facade of contentment and be displeased than rip out the bandage
so whatever grievance they have festers instead of healing
this also explains the female hivemind

men have less difficulty to adress issues and oppose ideas without necessarily making a big deal out of it which is why male-male friendship is a hundred times better than the average female-female ""friendship""
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>>59103084
HIGH-OEST BF
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>>59103106
>>59103102
>All non-whites are evil people hell-bent on ruining the world!

plankton
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>>59103125
>Tell me my I should leave England/Britain and where I should go.

you're not british and pakistan
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>>59103071
yeah. it's fucking freezing out here
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>>59103125
Yes you should leave

And why should I care where you go, as long as it's not the UK
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>>59103078
They're gorgeous m8
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Reminder Communism was a Jewish human torture experiment imposed on the Russian Empire
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lmaooo
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>>59103139
The belief that women are good communicators comes from them not communicating?
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>>59102911
>>travelling down incredibly long road with no turn offs
>>miles later
>>road works near the end
>>have to go all the way back again
>>sun beating down on me
>>run out of water 2 hours before I got home
>>got lost
>>put home address into my cycling computer
>>it takes me down the fucking Trans penine trail on my road bike with 23mm tyres
>>get home
>>everything hurts
yeah idc if I'm outnumbered. my honor is more important. rather get punched than just pretend to ignore them like a bitch
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>>59103146
pineal gland status: kebab'd
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>>59103187
oops ignore the greentext
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>>59103096
ah well i wish you luck with that lad

>>59103113
makes sense
feel like i do this too, i hate talking via text but feel the need to put effort into it bc i want a gf
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Just me with the wife, her son and his father
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>>59103183
That was me for the first 6 weeks of uni,minus the weeb shit and whatever that fish hook thing is, but then a qt started talking to me for some reason and we ended up becoming good friends and spend every day together now.
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not a fan of this liberal economics meme
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Any of you lads have female friends anymore? It feels like once I turned about 20 all women I knew had a switch go off in their heads where all male acquaintances were reclassified into being future sexual partners or orbiters, started giving me weird vibes, I stopped talking to them. Am I just insane or is this the standard?
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>>59103177 you cannot debate this
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>>59103123
u broke my </3
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>>59103251
FONT
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>>59103183
needs anime t shirt

>>59103251
absolutely cute
do not fuck it up
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>>59103235
Think about how often you've said something innocuous over text and a woman has taken offence to it.

I told a girl I couldn't come down to her town once and she told me to fuck off and not ever ask for any invite ever again. Another time, I told her I was going to sleep as I was tired and had to get up early in the morning and she replied "Actually can't believe you're being like this but yeah do whatever you want".
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Took the gf out earlier today

She's such a qt, I know
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>>59103186
it comes from them never actually fighting about anything and bitching behing each other's back
when you see people never in conflict you tend to think they are good at communication but it's the opposite
generally the more you communicate with someone the more you can find things you disagree with
most women just "tune" themselves on what is the more socially acceptable at the present time
which is why social justice and intersectional feminism works despite being 90% retarded ideas

>>59103187
indeed, moreso if i like the person i'm with
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>best friend in primary school moved away in Year 3
>never had a friend since
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>>59103251
what's the fish hook?

you the lad with the chinese qt?
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I am an antichrist
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Am I British if my Dad is from Denmark?
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>>59103328
>do not fuck it up
Joke's on you, I blew it within 3 months.

>>59103368
The fish hook A symbol under "implying". I don't know what it is. I'm not the guy with the chink. I'm far too racist for that.
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>>59103328
>needs anime t shirt
That was Poleaboo

Would tell people he wore it ironically if they asked about it, so he alienated even the people that weren't disgusted by his autism, he was 22 at the time
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Seeing all those qt's out today in next to nothing was bitter-sweet.

Reckon if I was muslim I'd be on the news by now if you catch my drift
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>>59103413
I think it's some edgy atheist thing
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>>59103360
melt
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remember the royal family is a dirty european mudblood lineage and not pure briton
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>>59103344
hmm yes i once asked my ex how she was, she said 'fine' which i took to mean neither good or bad, turns out 'fine' is a bad thing and she flipped out

>>59103413
>spend every day together now.
LIAR
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>>59103411
literal rasheed
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>>59103360
>moved away from my best mate in year 3
>keep in regular contact for a few years
>suddenly stops sending me letters
>go back to where I used to live for a big party thing a few years later
>everyone else I used to know was there but he wasn't
>asked where he was
>they all said different things

Everyone named chris is a twat desu
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anybody got their janitor acceptance email yet?
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OI OI

Check out these chinky chebs
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>>59103411
rorker than most brits desu
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>>59103446
I still do spend every day together with her. That doesn't mean I didn't blow it months ago.
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>>59103411
yes
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>>59103448
He may well be Napoleon Bonaparte he's so foreign.
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might have a wank over sara
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reminder that we are a nation of immigrants because 60,000 hugenots came here over a period of 50 years in the 18th century, and therefore there is no issue with taking in 600,000 brown people a year and losing 300,000 whites
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Am i British if my dad is from South Korea?
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>>59103462
Poleaboo has

Lodging ban requests on all the bigots and racists ITT
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Am I British if half my family have been guests on Jeremy Kyle?
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>>59103505
Yeah
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>>59103502
boring and angry rorke

cheer up :)
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>>59103505
no
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>annual Russian Victory Day parade was today

fucking hell I see these practically every day now
time is going way too fast
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>>59103502
>reminder that we are a nation of immigrants because 60,000 hugenots came here over a period of 50 years in the 18th century, and therefore there is no issue with taking in 600,000 brown people a year and losing 300,000 whites
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>>59103510
pls proceed urgently to the next step
we are counting on you mr bond
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Am i British if my dad's from England?
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literally me haha
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>>59103510
me between her legs

austrain
>>
tfw not very assertive
>>
>>59103473
how did you blow it if you still talk to her
>>
>>59103502
go to bed silly boy
>>
>>59103442
britons are pretty european mudbloods too tbch

danes norwegians germans normano-french
>>
Are Scots humans?
>>
>>59103510
being a dwarf must be the shiznit
>>
>>59103565
not if he's from pakistan
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>>59103360
>best friend in year 1 was a girl
>she lives two doors down from me
>always at her house
>she's always at my house
>i move away
>come back
>find out her parents divorced
>she and her mum moved to Scotland
>she finds me or I find her a year ago
>she got super anorexic
>is in and out of hospital
>haven't spoken to her for another 3 years
>>
Capitalism is the product of the white man, and exists to benefit the white man. Only communism can bring an end to such a system.
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>>59103183
what does Trump have anything to do with that?
>>
>>59103597
they are bacteria
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>>59103585
Because I had the chance to make her my gf and I still talk to her as a friend.
>>
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>>59103561
>>59103580
>>59103599
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va0FdsopJSI

Charlotte Church after she was a choir-girl but before she was a leftie shill

It was a good time
>>
>>59103240

>these are solid 7s in bongland
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>>59103659
no they aren't, they're people
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>>59103630
fuck off sara
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>>59103641
>Vote for Labour
>Actually vote for Plaid Cymru instead.

She's a literal fucking traitor 2bh.
>>
have literally never had a full english breakfast
not even a rasheed

looks so tasty
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>>59103637
>>59103510
>>59103439
lord almighty
>>
>>59103695
are you 12?
>>
Might visit the London Borough of Cornwall this summer lads
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8195fn_toLQ

I have it on good authority that this is the best pop song ever written.
>>
>>59103677

>sluts
>people
>>
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>>59103695
get yourself to spoons la
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wew
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>>59103747
But that's not Hey Ya.
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>>59103695
>>59103706
wouldnt mind eating a full english breakfast out of her arsehole if you know what i mean
>>
>>59103747
Not the best even of Talking Heads but good find nonetheless.
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>>59103695
>Each country in the UK and Ireland also have their choice of accompaniments; it is up to the individual just how much they want on their plate and their preferences. You may find the following:

>A Full English Breakfast may have Black Pudding, Baked Beans, and Fried Bread.
>A Full Scottish, as above but may also have, Potato Scones (Tattie Scones), Haggis and Oatcakes.
>A Full Irish – Again, as above but may also have White Pudding and Soda Bread.
>A Full Welsh – Laver bread or laver cakes. These are neither bread or cakes but made with seaweed, the cakes seaweed cooked with oatmeal.
>An Ulster Fry is not dissimilar to a Full English but may also have soda bread and is served again, throughout the day.

Which is the best?
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>>59103172
found the fat sack of shit
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>>59103764
>tfw just realised I'm a whiteknight and would probably deck some creepy cunt if I caught him doing this
Oh dear.
>>
>>59103763
>1493 cal

I need this in my life
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>>59103795
more like bleached indian male
>>
>>59103747
That's not the Spice girls.
>>
>>59103736
>>59103763
just sheltered
don't want to go to a pub/restaurant, and I can't cook to save my life

doomed tb.h
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>>59103172
die fat lardbag
>>
>>59103809
scottish without the haggis
>>
>>59103809
Ulster Fry tbqh
>>
>wouldnt mind eating a full english breakfast out of her arsehole if you know what i mean


what did he mean by this?
>>
decided to keep all the pictures of people that I receive at work and make a big illegal collage at home.
>>
>>59103795
is there a paler combination?
>>
>>59103764
i'm erect
but wtf is on the back of her left leg tho
crusty shit
>>
>>59103829
this
I eat like 800 calories a day
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>>59103835
good post bob
>>
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_military_and_paramilitary_personnel

Fuck me the UK has a much much smaller army than I thought and smaller than loads of shitty and poor countries
>>
>>59103809
Scottish by far.

Can't beat a good tattie scone
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>>59103823
>oh no I'm a good citizen

Maybe not deck them but definitely confront them for the lulz.
>>
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>>59103853
Then this really is a nostalgia thread, eh, Mr. C?
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>>59103774
not even the best album on that double-album
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>>59103918
>Aussie wouldn't deck a cunt
Nice proxy.
>>
>>59103905
quality > quantity
>>
>>59103880
>paler combination
jews are literally arabs and scots are swarthy
>>
>>59103905
Fuck off, paki.
>>
>>59103809
English is the only one that's relevant, just like in real life.
>>
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>>59103795
very nice
>>
really loving this new radiohead album lads
>>
>>59103905
would rather have 1 englishman or frenchman than 50 pakis desu
>>
>>59103860
What's wrong with haggis?

>>59103872
Is soda bread in OP's pic?
>>
>>59103936
You should note he said "pop song". Roses may be better, but it's not a pop song. You may even prefer Ghetto Musick, but it's not a pop song.
>>
>>59103956
t.jamal

No need lad.
>>
smoking a fat black cock
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This is what 4chan created, lads

This is the new generation
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>>59103997
Fatuous wank created for the purpose of exploiting the hard of learning
>>
>>59103997
I havn't listened yet but i'm pretty excited

Fave track?
>>
>>59103630
Capitalism is now incredibly damaging to the white man. Mass immigration stems from capitalism, it's merely the political elite looking for increased economic growth. The elite has always looked to dominate and still do, the vehicle of domination has merely changed. In the past, Empire was the means of economic domination and now that it's no longer possible the system merely changed. There's always the political ideology to encompass these systems of domination, for example in the past Empire was wrapped up in the ideology of civilising the world and now the elite have wrapped up their new system of domination in a humanitarian egalitarian left wing fashion. It just so happened that earlier systems benefited the white man while the new system does not. It's no surprise that the moment Empire no longer became sustainable the elite completely changed their tune to post-modern egalitarian cuckoldry, simply because they needed a new system of economic domination.
>>
stomach is tearing itself apart lisa
>>
>>59104054
>reddit filename
hmmmm
>>
>>59104054
nigga u got no name
>>
>>59103988
they look like a band called Strawberry Switchblade
>>
>>59104013
No.

Pic related.

>>59104021
>Hey Mister! You better gosh darn never diddly do that again!
>Boy, I sure won't!
That's not how a creep learns. It's like you've never seen Robocop.
>>
>>59103905
It's not a money thing either, the guys at the MoD are just awful at spending wisely.

France has a comparable budget and capability, but they spend their money considerably better so they have more of the equipment for the same price.
>>
>Try to go into town for stuff
>Limited parking that costs a fortune
>Rest of the spaces are all disabled only
>Driving around for 30 minutes trying to find somewhere to park, give up and just go home

I fucking hate town centers. Maybe if they weren't such fucking Jews they wouldn't be desolate shitholes where no one goes into and businesses closing down because of retail parks
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>>59104017
Always liked "I Like the Way You Move"

I'd call that pop
>>
>krispy kreme
>dunkin donuts

Not sure which one of these I had, but I had a box of them and it was literally, the most fucking delicious thing I have ever tried in my entire fucking life

It was literally fucking heaven in a box

Shame its a middle-class food and costs something like £10 a box
>>
just wanna do drugs and kill myself
>>
>>59104075
decks dark
>>
Ah the laughter of the lovers
As they run through the night
Leaving nothing for the others
But to choose off and fight
And tear at the world with all their might
While the ships bearing their dreams
Sail out of sight
>>
>>59104077
i was going to require a hat man picture but it's actually a good post
elites don't care if a country become muslim, they are rich enough to have the same lifestyle even under sharia law
>>
>>59104144
The Way You Move is not pop.
>>
>>59104077
>Mass immigration stems from capitalism
Mass immigration comes from the boomers voting them in because the boomers have already drained all the wealth from the youth and need new blood to drain to pay for their pensions and shit
>>
>>59104028
Good post. Very high energy.
>>
gonna not do a wank for a few days then try to cum by stimulating the old prostate lads
>>
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>>59104104
really
>>
>>59104139
swap Scotland and Wales around and this would be correct
>>
>>59104180
It's a giant dance hook with spic horns and crooning, that's pretty pop.
>>
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>>59104222
I really wish I could bumwank properly.
>>
>>59104222
>the old prostate lads
Their first album was good.
>>
>>59104256
Yeah but if we were being accurate Wales would just be some sort of growth on Englands arse.
>>
>>59104256
Wales is so underrated 2bh

Wales never did an "auld alliance"
>>
rorkes ITT:

do you get pissed off whenever you go out to the chippy and have to talk to a foreigner to get your fish and chips?
>>
>>59104185
tututu
why do you think germany let in all those refugees
the official reason is white guild and humanitarianism
but the truth is that the county is in demographic decline and needs some new blood
they let it happen because it doesn't hurt them, on the contrary
>>
>>59104337
No
>>
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>>59104139
>>
>>59104326
pretty sure they did but the french never backed up on there promise
>>
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>>59104326
Taff Internet Defence Force detected.
>>
NEW

>>59104362
>>59104362
>>
>>59104387
And from then on they were loyal to their good friends the English unlike the dirty Scots.
>>
>>59104185
This isn't exactly true. When exactly did Britain have a vote asking everyone if they wanted mass immigration? Never. Polls suggested up to 82% of Brits at the time agreed with Enoch Powell's River of Blood speech, but the elite went through with it anyway. Why? Simply because of their need for stipulated economic growth. The same story it has always been. Then of course they brought in the political ideology to support their actions, by propagating these post-modern left wing virtues in the media and just about everything else.
>>
>>59104403
nah you're alright
>>
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>>59104337
>foreigner at my local fish and chip shop
>>
>>59104269
>I know y'all wanted that 808 can you feel that b-a-s-s bass?
Not pop. Not even close. It's just standard hip hop with Sleepy Brown on the hook.
>>
>>59103272
This happened for like 2-3 years for me between the ages of 19-22 and then seemed to stop.
>>
>>59104395
>that pic
FUCKING YES M8
>>
>>59104337
Nah they won't, its a well known psychological thingy. There is always a caveat with people who don't think things through to conclusion with logic and reason, and stupid people. when something goes against their view, a caveat appears, "they are all scum except rasheed who serves my chips, he's alright". BBC did a documentary on it years and years ago, gonna try and find it.
>>
>>59104337

>chippy

its chipper you fucking moron
>>
>>59103272
Yeah, would say nearly half of my friends are female.
>>
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>>59104545
>chipper
>>
bellend stings la
>>
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>Nah they won't, its a well known psychological thingy. There is always a caveat with people who don't think things through to conclusion with logic and reason, and stupid people. when something goes against their view, a caveat appears, "they are all scum except rasheed who serves my chips, he's alright". BBC did a documentary on it years and years ago, gonna try and find it.
>>
>>59104606
Lather it in vinegar
>>
>>59104465
I don't know m8, hooks usually aren't that dancey. When it was a new song it made its way around as a dance choon, not a hippy-hopper.
>>
>>59104531
For me it's just:
>I'm angry about mass immigration
>however the immigrants themselves aren't to blame for this
>>
>>59104710
That's because people only knew the hook. So you had a whole lot of "Play that one that goes I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOVE DOO DOO DOO". The song isn't pop. You will never, ever find it defined as pop.
>>
>>59104474
>>59104552
Hope it'll turn itself around then, I don't like making a habit of distrusting women's kindness, thanks x
>>
work me with temptation
>>
>>59104337
The only good chippies in my town (Bedford) are run by foreign people.
>>
On my way to 5guys for the first time lads
Is it as good as normies make out?
>>
>>59104337
I have never been to a chippy with a non-white, non-local behind the counter. The chinky's is a different matter, but that's to be expected.
>>
>>59104742
like this post, there is hope yet
>>
>>59105066
Do you live in the wilderness?
>>
>>59104791
I'll concede then, I listened to it again and figure it's got enough hippy-hopping to be hip-hop. Now can I see the way you move?
>>
>>59105151
I live in Belfast.
>>
Why does everyone keep saying that dodgy Dave said brexit would cause ww3? Just because Boris said it?

From the context he was obviously talking about Yugoslav level wars - which is silly anyway as nato was the organisation conducting airstrikes there and the EU didn't stop the invasion of Crimea
>>
>>59105388
A shithole then.
>>
>>59105413
Dave is talking out his ass now and is scaremongering.
>>
>>59105666
Tell me more about your pakis in your local chippy lad. Sounds like utopia kek
>>
>>59105714
How sad is it that those pakis are more cultured than the folk of Belfast kek
>>
>>59105782
Is raping your children considered cultured these days?
>>
>>59105841
It certainly is in Belfast

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kincora_Boys%27_Home
>>
>>59105961
>1400
>muslim mayor
>4 towns with British minority
Tell me more, lad.
>>
>>59106013
And I don't live in any of them.

Looks like you were slipped a cheeky finger kek
>>
>>59106069
>my entire country is crumbling around me
>cities are succumbing to Islam at an increasingly terrifying rate
>I-I'll b-be okay!
Let me know how Shariah treats you lad. Don't get gangraped by muzzies now. Too late kek
>>
>>59106149
Hard times in Kincora
>>
>>59106216
I'm not a hun. I love that you're actually trying to out-child-rape someone. That's how low your country has sunk.

FOURTEEN HUNDRED
ONE TOWN
>>
>gets arserekt
>brings up child rape
>gets kincora thrown in his face
>gets more arserekt
>"b-b-b-but you're not allowed to mention it"
>still lives in a depressing shithole
>thinks it's great cos it's filled with gypsies

Kek. Your time in Kincora has really bothered your head, lad. Unlucky.
>>
>stops replying directly in hopes that I won't notice he's made a post so he can try to get last word
Sorry lad, can you speak white for me? I don't understand this muslim speak of yours.
>>
>>59106476
>can you speak white for me?
Not in Belfast, it's just grunts and groans.
>>
>>59106786
Sorry lad, I still don't speak Arabic and it's tough to hear you over the screams of your children.
>>
>>59106817
>Sorry lad, I still don't speak English and it's tough to hear you over the screams of Kincora kids getting their rectums ripped
>>
>I still don't speak English
kek good job lad kekek
>>
>Gypsy kiddie fiddler doesn't understand English

What a fucking surprise.
>>
>Ahmed outright admits he doesn't speak English and tries to play it off like he meant it
kekarino
>>
>literal english on the screen
>"w-w-why don't you speak english?

Gypsy "banter"
>>
>>Sorry lad, I still don't speak English
kek Ahmed can't even read his own posts kek
>>
>gypsy paedophile still manages to understand what has been posted
>claims it's not english
>>
>Sorry lad, I still don't speak English
ahmed kek
>>
>gypsy nonce finally admits he struggles with english

Belfast education
>>
>Directly quote Ahmed
>He doesn't even realise it
ahmed KEK
>>
>gypsy doesn't understand how greentext works
>>
>Ahmed still can't speak English
KEK
>>
>gyspy still can't figure out the purpose of greentext
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