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>>59076352
Paki
>>59076302
dktfiibhhl
g'day
Ur all gay lol
>>59076475
having a wank lads i'm doing a poo
i'm having a good hard think about you
>>59076499
hey m8
>>59076490
Don't know that feeling if I be honest haha lol?
>>59076505
Are you happy PSV won the title?
There's a man going around taking names
And he decides who to free and who to blame
Everybody won't be treated all the same
There'll be a golden ladder reaching down
When the Man comes around
penis goes in the vagina?
>>59076539
it made sense in my head while i was typing but i can't seem to remember now
>>59076505
sorry I don't speak Dutch
>>59076545
Fuck no.
Dumb Ajax niggers fucking tie with the fucking GRAAFSCHAP. Fucking hell. De Graafschap is like Queens Park Rangers vs Manchester United bad.
Fucking pieces of shit tie to fucking De Graafschap otherwise they would've won.
>>59076376
assalamualaikum muslim brother
>>59076556
That's what I've been told, yes
first for ladyboy enslavement
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1462669638266.webm
>>59076592
Why do Scots do this?
>>59076602
bender
>>59076602
is that milk
impressive
I applied to a job opening nearby lads
it's been nice knowing you
wagecuck lyfe
>>59076588
Should Frank de Boer go to Arsenal? I guess if he's a choker he'll fit right in...
>>59076624
imagine being a dairy cow and knowing that this is what your milk is being used for
>>59076641
what job lad
>>59076612
Brain damage
Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers
One hundred million angels singing
Multitudes are marching to the big kettledrum
Voices calling, voices crying
Some are born and some are dying
It's Alpha and Omega's kingdom come
why the continentals in here?
the worst ones at that?
>>59076666
waiter at a Paul in a fuckhuge supermarket complex
the kind of job i really didn't want to have to do again
but here we go
i'd really take nearly anything over working in hospitality tbf
just to change for a bit
>>59076624
>>59076641
>it is now 7:10am in France
>two separate french lads have decided to do an all nighter to chat to brits on our section of a Bolivian carpentry forum
>>59076694
Yeah and the Yanks and Leafs.
>>59076694
agreed yanks should just fuck off
>>59076694
Caralad is always here
There's two French lads hanging out and they've been cool, not like the odd Swede who comes in and drops /brit is shit/ turds for a few threads at a time
>>59076707
>at a Paul
could have done better honestly
>>59076709
doesn't even make me feel bad desu
>>59076711
you need a lift?
You can sit between the backseat and my dick
>>59076756
i can but i need to get my cavities fixed and i don't want to sign up to work pole
i've run out of social security so going to the dentist will cost me a leg
i'm a stubborn retarded cunt
>>59076810
aren't we all
i assume you'll quit right after going to the dentist
>>59076302
girls don't find bad sex funny
>>59076832
nah, i need money to pay rent anyway
it was just a matter of time
What should I have for brekkie lads?
Sausauge baguette sounds nice tbqh
>>59076848
Funny like your dick is too big for her?
Or funny like you came before she even whipped it out and by whip it out I mean she fumbled around in your undies and you jizzed on her hand?
which party would you vote for lads
https://www.youtube.com/embed/NMXKVJIsWjs?rel=0&showinfo=0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFNiLcl-5Ss
>>59076850
at least you should keep looking for better stuff
though i don't think i need to tell you that
think i'll settle on this style of posting hope you don't mind
seems to be the optimal choice for llazybritposting
>>59076592
Edward I didn't kill enough of them 2bh
>>59076592
>scots
ahahahahahahah lol
bought a game off ebay and they sent me two copies by accident
not sure what to do
>>59076948
good taste desu
i like the idea of us being indistinguishable
i have studied some useless shit so i can't
really pretend to much better and webmarketing stages and such are rare as fuck but i'll keep an eye out
>>59076888
sounds like my kind of bf (breakfast)
BBC, yes!
>>59077032
report the mistake and send it back of course :^)
L-london are you ok?
>>59077032
sell both back and pirate the game
>>59077044
they don't have a return address, plus i have social anxiety and don't want to cause a fuss
>Congratulations you did it, you broke free
>you're just a fish, like the rest of humanity
>>59077037
>fall_of_western_civilization.jpg
like worms in an apple
pls tell me this is fake
Reminder that Muslims were in Spain for centuries and were still kicked out.
>>59077069
https://twitter.com/BBCR4Sunday/status/729201629585616896
>>59077103
i want off this wild ride
i mean people always say the slippery slope argument is a bad one but we're fucking doomed aren't we
>>59077055
you think i'd be buying physical copies of console games if i had a decent computer?
NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
EUROPE GOT FLIP TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
AND I'D LIKE TO POST MY THESIS, JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
I'LL TELL YOU HOW WE CAN GET TO HEAVEN THOUGH FAITH AND PRAYER
AH YES VERY IMPRESSIVE
how come it's ok for girls in porn to lick each other's fannies in porn and no one calls them lezzers but lads can't suck each other's dicks or they're poofs?
>17 slides into my lecture and it's only been pictures so far
>>59077220
The war on white culture rages on.
i just want you all to know that i had sex this morning
>>59077197
looks like you need to sell everything to buy a good computer then
this is common sense come on
Hopefully find out if I got a 35k job or not today lads.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kQ8xqyoZXCc
Do Brits like country music?
Me playing a tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q
>>59077271
pc gaming never appealed to me, too much effort
>>59077301
Impressive
>>59077216
IN EASTERN SAXONY BORN AND RAISED
IN THE MONASTERY IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN OUT MAXIN, RELAXIN ALL COOL AND WRITING BIBLICAL COMMENTARY OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL
WHEN A COUPLE OF PREISTS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD, STARTED OFFENDING GOD N' JESUS ALL THEY COULD
I POSTED 95 LITTLE COMPLAINTS AND THE POPE HAD ME BANNED
SO I SAID "Do what you will but here I stand"
>>59077037
The problem is they say just women. All Muslims should need a chaperone they are basically children.
>>59077037
Christ Britain protect your culture
We can't be the only ones preserving Anglo values
terrible GoT episode reee
YES YES YES
>>59077525
Reform desire + 00.50
>>59077436
>USA
>Anglo
We are clearly Italian culturally as they is more badass than those pussy ass brit fags
>>59077580
Fuck off New York
> Had a job offer
> waiting all weekend to hear from them
> no reply, check my Junk mail today
> I was accepted but i had to forward information by a certain time this morning
> It's too late
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
all those qts rating supermarkets on yelp
i can't handle it lads
>>59077553
fuck off insect ill have you for breakfast
>>59077627
Apologise, explain why you didn't see the email, and the send the information right away
>>59077657
>and the send the information right away
Yea doing that right now, fuck I'm pissed
Junk mail fuckups like this never happen to me and the one time it does happen it's regarding something important
I'M MAD LADS, I'M FUCKING BLOWING ME LID
>>59077623
Actually West Virginia.
Anglos is a bunch of faggets. Without the black Italians to teach them how to wear clothes they would still be naked and fucking sheep and eating sheeit.
>Visit terrorists in prison and defend them
>Be elected mayor of London
>>59077674
what was the job? xx
>>59077674
Everythings going to be okay lad
>>59077694
i learned about it actually
still can't fucking believe it
typing while shaving desu
>>59077674
i believe in you straya cunt
g-get ?
>tfw didnt get the job at fruit loops
New London bus design lads.
>>59077685
Eat shit Latin scum praise boudica
What is the best fruit and why is it apples?
>>59077695
sysadmin job, entering at level 2 instead of level 1
IT WAS SO PERFECT FOR ME CHRIST I'M ANGRY
>>59077705
>>59077732
Cheers lads xo
>>59077732
absolute madman
>>59077774
i'm partial to melons myself
it's heavenly with some dried ham
>>59077753
We black romans along with the black germanic tribes practically eradicated you celtic shits. Keep praisin your gay ass boudica because Jupiter and Thor will be kickin yo ass
>>59077810
fuck off murderer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBXoXB3QvyI
>>59077810
>Cantaloupe with some Capicola
>>59077810
>melons
also good, not sure I'd eat it with ham tho
>>59077775
haha just got a phone call from a recruit regarding a job like that, saying she didn't hear back from the successful candidate.
sucked in.
Why is it so hard to find desperate women in their 30s to have as fuck/comfybuddies?
>>59077774
mangoes are the best
if you disagree, then you're WRONG, and you should be KILLED
Wow scary, definitely voting to stay now x
>>59077841
you should definitely try it lad even a leaf >>59077838 knows that
>>59077830
>black germanics
>>59077878
I think mango is like the best fruit juice .. or mango + X
>>59077934
looks like an alri breakfast ngl
>>59077920
Let me guess, Prince Harry's a bender
>>59077920
>The continentals are going to bully us if we leave.
;_;
>>59077920
wow
this guy is a pro memer
>>59077957
Orange is the best
>>59077957
more like, uh, not sure how you call it, "apéritif"
as in what you eat at 5 or 6 pm on your terrace with the lads
think i'm going to become one of those people who wears dark sunglasses all the time
Haven't seen caralad for a few days, did he finally give up and end it?
>>59078033
you mean an acid head?
>>59078033
a rapist?
>>59078044
nah i mean one of those people who wears dark sunglasses all the time
why does everything have to have a label attached to it? just fuck off, i don't do drugs, they're a waste of time
>>59078014
Juice? I'm literally drinking OJ .. right....now
>>59078019
I can't imagine I'm ever going to call 'the lads' and be like.. "Bruv, come my yard, we gonna eat some ham and fruit as the sun sets"
>>59078054
no i'm not black
>>59077920
well yes you can argue ww2 wouldn't have happened if Germany already controlled all of Europe :^)
What sunglasses do you lids wear?
> mfw Giorgio Armani
>>59078111
oakley frogskin, frog poster
>>59078111
not a bender sorry x
Chinese knockoff raybands
Fucking Canadian cunt thinks he's too good to give me a (you) lads regarding my sunglasses post
fuck him
>>59078078
obviously it's what you do when you're 30-40 and already settled with your waifu, children and a boat and you invite your boss over to discuss your next raise
>>59078111
brand glasses are trash desu
go ray ban at least, or persol
>>59078111
aviators la
>>59078111
raybans
>>59078111
i don't
i squint under the raging fire of distant phoebus
like a wild and unpredictable pistolero
>he wants (You)'s from leaflanders
> Aviators
if a girl wears red, is that a signal that she's on her period?
>>59078111
there isn't enough sun here for me to be arsed to buy a nice pair tbqh
would tell you lads what anime I'm watching but you'd spoil it for me tbqh
>>59078145
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around
He's an outlaw loose and running came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip
>>59078209
kakyoin dies
>>59078204
pretty sure it means she's open to a rape or two tbqh
>>59078208
Kek. Wecum to singapoor.
>>59078182
solid post desu
>>59078209
the MC is a fucking faggot
all the waifus are annoying as shit
there's way too much screaming in japanese
don't thank me la
>>59078209
>watching anime
you've already spoiled your own life lad
Morning lads
>>59078255
Great post
>>59078270
evening
posting my rather small anime collection lads
dont talk to me like youre not basic
>>59078152
If I'm ever in that position, in France, I'll bear it in mind.
>>59078255
me on the left
>>59078270
Morning
>>59078270
>he actually sleeps at night
cucked by morpheus
> Bah! I shall never sully mine divine ears with this anime filth! Truly, it is entertainment for the sheeple of the masses! I only partake in the finest kinos!
>>59078288
embarrassing
the fuck does rorke mean
>You fought in the Aussie wars?
>>59078288
umaru dies
nipple is a bit firm lads what should i do?
Hey britpussies, how does it feel to have lost America? U buttmad? #bostonteaparty
>>59078300
A skill passed down by my father, and his father before him
>>59077216
>>59077387
red pill me on martin luther
>>59078342
Rorke's drift was the battle where something like 150 British defeated 5000 Zulu
>>59078342
rorke
>>59078288
kill yourself
>>59078354
too soon, not cool.
>>59078342
tom
>>59078354
Seeing how it turned out, I'm okay with it
>>59078377
Banter
>>59078111
tom ford and raybans
doing a cheeky listen lads
Me getting a medium drink on my trip to America
suns out
guns out
*flexes*
>ah yes I use GNU/Linux
hat
>>59078342
kanker
>>59078439
>muh leet haxer ricer shit
>185kbps
gb2 windows
>A Florida man is accused of killing his brother over an argument that involved a cheeseburger, authorities say.
hope it's hot again today
>>59078439
wtf is that UI lad
it's bluer than my balls and my balls are purple
>>59078496
kys
>>59078442
*rewards you on your good post*
>Ah yes I do refer to it as GNU/Linux because /g/ will shout at me.
scarf
>>59078496
it's pretty hot with me here lad
*smacks knee and laughs loudly*
>>59078439
>t. 1st year computer science student
>>59078497
Well if your balls are purple obviously its going to be bluer
stupid frog
THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>59078501
child
>>59078491
Florida man at it again
>>59078510
who are you quoting
got the bike out today lads
gonna wear my helmet
>>59078538
rasheed
>>59076302
>tfw you take forever to cum
Mixed emotions about it teebeeaitch
>>59078546
Please don't confront me
>>59078534
>the joke (apple)
>you head (qt owl)
>>59078535
i think it's thaiguy
mmmm
ahh yes
hmmmm very good
>>59078571
*thrusts head towards your face*
fuck up thai cunt
>>59078546
You, thailand.
the world is a vampire
sent to draiyyeeayyeeaaiin
I have immense respect for people who manage to escape from prison
>>59078584
> guy
piss off seppo
>>59078590
I would fedora post this but I can't be bothered to type it out
>>59078619
can't say i do
doing a poo
in the loo
thinking of you
internet gf is messaging me as we speak
not reading them though
Yes very good, this is some fine material here, my enlightened friends
>>59078625
Do it , fagget.
>>59077830
>black germanics
nigga where do you think the phenotypes for blonde hair comes from
>>59078660
rude
>>59078619
Timothy leary had a good story
listening to limewax
>I would fedora post this but I can't be bothered to type it out
lads probability theory's a bit of a trek haha
>>59078661
kek
women were never virtuous
they had however to maintain the appearance of virtue
which is what is very well dead nowadays
>>59078682
It will mark them as read though
>>59078658
having a wank
you might think to a skank
but when i do
all i really can think of is you
<3
Didn't sleep well at all
>>59076612
>>59076673
>>59076980
>>59076998
>anglo butthurt
never fails
Hahah
Wake up sheeple!
>>59078743
type it out in scot talk lad
c'mon lets hear it
>>59078753
only chads in this country do that
>>59078777
do you know how to do it? do you learn it?
>>59078796
no and no
>drop 8 bars in
premature ejaculation iah
>>59078811
it should be standardised and part of the curriculum x
@59078829
not talking to bullies anymore.
>i have 1 hour and 10 mins to finish this lecture, play a quick game of overwatch, go to the gym, then catch the 25minute train to the city
>select all school buses (foy)
>one image is an emirates team new zealand AC boat
ah yes
>>59078859
Sounds like you need a time machine
>it's a "wake up from that nice dream you were having and feel miserable that you have to face the horrid reality of real life" episode
>>59078859
la just skip Overwatch
Don't skip gym though
no exceptions
get big
which city la?
>>59078844
ay laddy dont yae meen 'nae tolkn tae bollies anaemor'
i have to go outside and interact with people
fucking hell
where are terrorists when you need them
>>59076516
>having a wank lads i'm doing a poo
What's that called? Shanking?
>a quick game of overwatch
> it's a "wake up after a nice dream and go live a pretty decent stable life that makes you neither sad nor happy"
I will not be rising to that bait no matter how much he spams it.
>it's a wake up
>>59078900
>What's that called
the indian express :^)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s098SmuXY4Z3
I must have had about ten wanks since Friday
>>59078887
sydney
will just message the 'oys that i'll be an hour late and meet them at (not so) local
>it
I turn 24 in a few months but is it ok to keep telling people im 23 til the end of the year? Its just how ive always done it
>>59078968
good lad
brisBane here, have a pint for me
>It's a wake up Monday morning and have to go to work episode
>>59077920
>america would get its chance to liberate europe of muslims
do it you fucking british faggots
>>59078989
i would but i think they've started to get rid of pints in the CBD where the lock out laws and in effect
bit miffed to say the least
>>59078958
Why aren't you shitposting in /fr/ copain?
really want a british bf tbqh you lads make me blush with your cute accents
>>59078998
sounds horrible desu
>>59079023
you gay?
>tfw Monday-Thursday off
>>59078111
ray ban
>>59079035
that's clearly a picture of her
>>59079014
/fr/ is full of boring cunts
>>59079013
you fucking faggot ass benders had better not bring your alcohol bullshit to our state i swear on me mum
>>59079035
fuck no la what the FUCK is wrong with you
>>59076302
kek
>>59079014
i'm fucking sick of /fr/
it's all around less funny to shitpost in
and the neverending "cucks vs nazis" debates
happen ten times a day and am bore me to tears
>>59079023
>cute accent
Like, Manchester accent?
>>59079059
That's why we're both here, then. The memes are stale but at least we don't have too much animoo.
>>59079060
looks like "thanks doc" reflected in his shades LOL
araki you madman
>>59078728
love it
xx
The french are invading again
>>59079127
Aren't you used to it yet?
>>>59079023 (You)
>>cute accent
>Like, Manchester accent?
>>>59079059
>That's why we're both here, then. The memes are stale but at least we don't have too much animoo.
>>59079127
who's this qt girl
>>59079043
>tfw Monday to Sunday off, every week
Doomsday
>>59079154
bit early for you to be up aint it?
hon hon
>>59077135
reported for hate-speech
DESIGNATED
Having a shit
>>59079127
its time
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11uFDrW4Lbr
>>59079152
>animoo overload
You haven't seen /fr/ lately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6BuZOYboZM
thread theme
thank you for wakfu
>>59079255
thinken about you each time i see 6.4 dutch teens xoxo
>>59079275
am actually canadian (not quebec) x
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNlpuD42_BM
>>59079200
BRUTAL
Going to work
>>59079295
what are you doing in weed lmao country number 2?
>>59079310
Have a nice day
>>59079310
Good luck.
>>59079318
weed lmao tbqh
>>59078987
people with birthdays in the second half of the year should be killed
Thought I better get with the times and convert to islam lads
why are there frogs in here? Fuck off frogs
>>59079462
mashallah
>China bans 'erotic' banana-eating live streams
Strange country desu
>>59079462
don't do it mad we'll need every hand for the crusades
>>59076302
Can someone please explain to me why Scotland is such a cucked, leftist shithole compared to England or Wales or any other constituent member of the UK?
They're the only country that I know of where their Nationalists are ultra leftist and cosmopolitan (which is completely backwards).
>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
yeah frogs, fuck off
>>59079491
We have fewer migrants/refugees than England and Wales.
But our government is wank, it's almost entirely run by the SNP and is just a fucking a joke.
>>59079491
Probably the national diet of deep fried heroin.
>>59079506
too delicious
Wonder what Scotland will actually do if Brexit.
Here's a great idea for a national symbol:
ugly annoying weed full of spines that everyone hates
>>59079491
ni hao, ching chong chang cheng chung pork bun
Already have plans for Saturday lads.
Going to see a movie with a cute girl.
>>59079541
>a fucking leaf
>>59079525
its deep fried english taxes, thank you
its actually sad, our entire political alignment comes from the fact thatcher didnt want to nationalise failing businesses and mongos just regurgitate leftist tripe their parents tell them.
>>59079542
你好未来的中国殖民地国民
>ching chongs are invading /brit/
I've heard there's free rice and dog meat over there >>>/b/
Schoolgirls are showing alot of skin can't handle it
>>59079525
>This is how I want everyone to feel when they think about Scotland
>>59079578
I fucking love rice
>>59079578
When I want to hear a Muslim's opinion I'll go to a mosque, thank you.
>>59079590
Rasheed
>>59079578
>literally eats snails
The French are not human. Nor are you Brits, get out.
>>59079590
first year as a teacher?
>interracial couple on vanish detergent advert
is nowhere safe?
>yeah frogs, fuck off
>*fedora tipping in the distance*
>>59079606
the dead kennedys told me i need a holiday in your country
>>59079602 >>59079603 >>59079606
>All these (You)s
>>59079614
>people blaming the Marxists for this
>not realizing its all Capitalism's fault
so long as identity marketing and consumer activism works it will keep happening
On another note I plan to be in Paris for a couple of nights in like 3 weeks. Hope you guys are friendly :D
having a look
>>59079614
They're saying they want them to vanish
>>59079641
>he fell for the paris meme
parisian are known for being asshole
everywhere else in france shitalk parisians
even if it's mostly a stereotype imo there's some truth to it
>>59079641
Paris is easily the least friendly place in France.
>>59079690
only if you consider Marseille not part of France
>>59079690
what's the most friendly?
>>59079720
Nice
>>59079685
>>59079690
It's fine, I was jesting. I know you guys won't be friendly especially when I turn up without knowing a word of French.
Don't care though. Because we are the guiri mob, we drink beverleys every day.
i want to have a cup of coffe right now but i dont want to poo
what do?
>>59079726
Kek'd
10/10
>>59079726
good joke bro, good joke
>>59079732
You know what to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iGQH54557k
>>59079726
:^)
>>59079732
>especially when I turn up without knowing a word of French
This will only be an issue in Paris tbqh.
>>59079732
i would be friendly, but i'm not in paris
would sort of like to move there one day
there's so much shit to do compared other cities
>>59079726
Howling
>>59079726
Noice
>>59079777
>777
Jackpot !
>>59079762
what a fucking twat
>>59079762
Lmao
Anyone ever been hit by one of those bottles? No idea what that feels like
>>59079828
I thought glassing people to start bar fights was a popular strayan passtime?
>>59079862
Want some ngl
>>59079874
that clearly wasn't filmed in a bar though
>>59079924
i don't see the difference between glassing people in the streets or in a bar desu
really thought it was an accepted australian tradition
Doing a got quite high and thought I invited some kind of new way of sleeping which was a mix between real sleeping and high sleeping, idk I can't explain it
>>59079965
He must've taken to many to the head
>>59079965
nah m8, glassing people on the street during the day and when they're not lebanese is a big faux pas
>>59080023
fucking kek
remind me later not to walk into a bar if a come to australia
not sure you guys can make the difference between a leb and a frog
we're both muslims after all
>>59080023
any skull strengthening exercices i can try to avoid death by glassing should i ever visit australia?
>>59080135
you can always try hardening the fuck up
>>59080151
well that's literally what i'm asking
can't say i've ever been glassed
>>59080135
Around sydney drunks have been known to lethally king hit randoms,dumb arses got the whole city on locks cause of it
>Carl Eden, 35, from England, reportedly honored his boyfriend Chaiworawit "Tony" Withaworn, 29, with a THB5 (£100k~) million dowry, which includes gold, cash, a house, and a car.
>>59080181
sounds like a nice place x
>>59080319
>>59080319
>>59080319
>>59080319
did a new lads
