colonial edition
Yanks out
͏>͏>59074313
umm no
>>59074313
this
Fuck off, the lot of you
Considering cancelling my date with this chick
>>59074351
i demand to know what unicode character this is
>>59074336
There is one but it isn't going to work if the thread doesn't exist in the catalog, like now.
Don't really like yanks.
Pay jizya
>>59074387
why?
>>59074303
>can't even link
degenerate
Listening to some banging tunes lads
>>59074387
pass that my way then senpai
>>59074390
http://graphemica.com/%CD%8F
>>59074387
is she posing on a railroad lmao bogans
͏>͏>59074390
͏>͏he doesn't know how to use google
omg hahaha
>>59074387
Banter
just doooooonnnn'tttt leaaaaavvveee
Yankee scum of our /brit/
>>59074387
looks like a wedding dress
wat
but tired tb͏ h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRaFMlZ1YHA
choon
Post heritage
>>59074457
go to sleep my lovely little boy
TICKET OF ENTRY TO /BRIT/ GENERAL REQUIREMENTS:
>18 years of age
>member of commonwealth
if you fail to meet these requirements, you will be asked to leave
>>59074468
fuck off.
Room smells of a mix of weed and the shitty deoderant I tried to hide it with
>>59074401
She wnated to do something """" creative """" instead of drinks so I'm going to surprise her with a really stupid date but I don't see myself getting much out if it
>>59074470
>>59074502
you fuck off.
>>59074508
Ah, yes
Very impressive
>>59074501
Add having a traditional Anglo flag because those who don't are traitors.
Oh wait.
>>59074501
Asked to leaf*
>>59074468
shitty yankee music
>>59074525
It'll clear soon enough
>>59074501
>being cucked by s*xons
dont you have a forest to burn
>>59074539
That's too bad
>>59074457
*Takes a nap in a small snow filled cave by the fire*
>>59074540
literally fuck off
doing a poo
>>59074549
Not particularly
>>59074534
>this from the home of "grime" aka amateur rap too poorly produced to claim the rap genre
>>59074526
Ok
>>59074509
make vodka gummy bears so you're not getting ""drinks"" and eat them on a ferris wheel or something
>>59074562
We need another Cromwell.
having a laugh reading posts on /r9k/
Legitimately just ignore Aussie posts. Some Yanks too.
What rhymes with kamenka lads
>>59074572
>still a leaf
>>59074526
Leaf is a traditional anglo flag
>>59074570
>grime
>Britain
nignog music
>>59074570
>listening to black music
foy
>>59074591
sir
i'm gonna ask you to leaf
>>59074579
chlamydia?
>>59074578
That's fine mate I'm used to getting ignored
*has flash backs to when mummy put me in the dryer*
>>59074579
kamehameha
>>59074590
Reminder that the Canadians threw away their British heritage to be cucked by a minority of Frenchmen.
>>59074599
Grime is quintessentially British
>>59074591
Leaves do appear in Anglo-French heraldry. Just not Maple leaves.
>>59074603
>French "banter"
>>59074574
I've told this story last night but I was just gonna have us meet out the front of a Chinese place that has an aquarium out front and we'd sit on the bench and eat prawn chips.
Think I just want to see her reaction desu.
>>59074628
if having an anglo flag makes you part of /brit/ then yanks are allowed because its based off the flag of british north america
>>59074620
she's autistic desu
>>59074634
:^}
>>59074628
its to make it fit for the colonies
in England its Oak leaves everywhere
or thistle in Scotland
>>59074609
Probably pissed the bed you little queer.
>>59074572
>the little english flag inside the field, on top of the union jack canton
colonial af
If i were to become PM i'd select this bad boy
>>59074667
>and a fucking leaf
>>59074667
forgot pic la
>>59074661
Big French willy
>>59074667
Utterly civilised my good man.
i'lll drrooooowwwnnn my beeelliieefffffsss
>>59074501
Incorrect, the real requirements are
>union jack on flag
>close proximity of the British Isles (Ireland, France and Netherlands)
leaf fuckers get the fuck out
doing a poo
>>59074691
don't think SJW would allow you
>>59074700
>>59074695
PISS OFF NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE
>>59074649
ye ye i remember you saying that
what does she like to do?
All posters permitted to post in /cum/, leaf
Thanks
>>59074508
Leave your window open and use air freshener next time you novice
>>59074697
Ireland is pretty distant 2bh. Not sure they count any more with this global warming business old chap.
>>59074667
What do those 3 leaves mean? Are they Maple? In heraldry 3 olive leaves means peace.
*dances into /brit/*
>>59074692
come and save it
it's sad and beached
>>59074725
I usually do use air freshener but it's under my bed somewhere and I could be arsed to get it
Doesn't particularly even matter anyway
>>59074667
>wanking off Ontfailio even more
nawe
I like the Anglican cross, but it might upset the Atheists and Pajeets
>>59074744
*slaps your ass*
>>59074508
splash some cologne on the door and air it out
Helps cover it when someone walks in
What's the significance of colours in flags lads?
Does red, white and blue represent something or is it just arbitrary?
>>59074723
She suggested shit like going to a museum/show/art gallery but that seems like the opposite of creative. My place won't be free so it's not like we're going to waltz back there when the night is done.
She's not a long-term prospect anyway.
>>59074760
>four fucking leaves
what is your obsession
>>59074772
>>59074753
Had a bit more cheese than usual?
>>59074760
>4 leaves
trudeau really did a number on you eh
>>59074781
it represents something but I couldn't tell you what
>>59074760
Stop pretending Pierre.
>>59074783
get drunk or high and go to an art museum. i could see that being alright but yeah who tf wants to be creative by going to a museum whcih is so cliche in terms of alternative date sites smfh
>>59074777
No need lid, I usually spray air freshener just out of courtesy to my housemates, don't care if they smell it
>>59074784
Maple is super common and was a major part of our early industry along with beaver pelts
here's the flag of the Canadian Republic that existed for a little while
LEAFS GET THE FUCK OUT
ABOUT TO HAVE A FUCKING MELTDOWN
JUST FUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>59074803
I was thinking maybe "Democracy!" since red is synonymous with communism..
maybe..
Gonna do a tindering
>>59074822
>Somehow more froggy than the leaf
You impress, Monsieur Phillipe.
>>59074718
yes you see its the best of both worlds because the union jack canton invokes british heritage without being explicitly racist. The UK is a progressive nation, no? And then there is a golden leaf, a leaf similar to the one on our current clown flag. But the leaf is unifying. It doesnt speak of any creed, race, religion or even language but rather a unifying national identity. SJW's would have to perform some pretty neat mental gymnastics to attack it.
>>59074730
I think they're maple. maybe the ontarioan can help you.
>>59074760
refer to >>59074691 for my choice of flag. Your flag is kind of based off of montreals pic related
Is Boardwalk Empire any good lads?
>>59074799
i always store hot cheese close by
nudge nudge wink wink
>>59074781
white is purity in general
red is blood or war
purple is royalty
blue i don't know, calmness maybe
>>59074833
You aren't funny just annoying
>>59074855
Not as good as the British empire.
brother just got me an iced coffee with no fucking lid on it, who does that
>>59074856
ibiza should be nuked
reading about Lumberjack folklore
>tfw you will never be a woodsman telli telling tall tales to your mates about strange beasts you've seen in the wilds
>>59074860
well that just crashed my whole fucking universe
yup in my white tee
>>59074892
but then where could I take pills to show avicii i am cool?
Why was our empire so half hearted?
>>59074879
what a twat
Something keeps scratching against the right backhand side of my tent. This area is known for mice and rats.
*records a snapchat of me touching flowers and saying i love you*
Sent her thislads cause she studies mandarin
When she replies im gonna be like ROFLMAO NERD I DONT EVEN SPEAK MANDARIN PUNKED
>>59074850
fuck SJW desu we should go back to heraldry flags
>>59074901
>>59074900
>>59074879
Jesus christ please leave
>>59074879
he needed to remove it to spit in it
>>59074859
That sounds like something someone made up after the fact.. I'm wondering if there were any solid reasons for the colours when establishing it for a country.
Like Africa like to have green, maybe Aus and NZ are blue because Oceania, commies like red. Just contemplating a more significant meaning.
>>59074920
*brings you flowers in the pouring rain*
>>59074922
>^-^ u speak mandarin?
>haha yeah, I spent 3 years at a fruit and veg shop
>>59074919
are you behind again tescos tonight
>>59074907
House party at mine lad
>>59074925
*gets cock out*
*points to floor in front of me*
>>59074850
Montreal has a nice flag and was the capitol for a long time
it wasn't always as French as it is now and it still has loads of pissy anglos bitching
this is one of my favorite flags
hope i never get a gf lads
seems like a lot of time wasted that could be better spent posting on 4chan and playing videogames
>>59074922
EPIGGG continue with pics senpai
>>59074924
I agree. I live in montreal and somehow the french havent changed our beautiful colonial flag.
>>59074943
Might respond with that haha excellent work comrade
>>59074924
Canada should have a flag in the corner to symbolise heritage. The tricolore.
>>59074952
*grasps your cock and does the helicopter*
>>59074919
Wait what this is gimmick? Think I caught a glimpse in /eire/ before, are you homeless?
Give us a blogpost lad
>>59074952
*tickles willy*
*kicks you out*
>>59074919
get a job hobo
>>59074919
If you can get across the sea you can live at mine mate
>>59074953
well, quebecois are only anal language-wise seems like
>>59074954
4chan doesn't keep sucking when you nut tho
hate yanks lads, anyone know a good website to visit? would a 90% american image board be a good idea? yeah, I think I'll start a british general there.
*rapidly thrusts hips to make ball slapping noises*
Lads, imagine a country outlawing alcohol
Like who the fuck thinks that's a good idea?
That's some backwards ass shit
>>59074998
Good post
>>59074997
>4chan doesn't keep sucking when you nut tho
I do though;)
>>59074962
>the Tricolor
>implying Republican fucking shits have ANY claim here
naw
Bourbon's till death
>>59075010
>Muslims and 1920/30's America.
>>59075023
how good do you look in a blonde wig?
>>59074998
Yanks are only 3 million posts (8m) ahead of brits (5m) on this boards
You have 0.15 posts per person in your country, we have 0.23
>>59075010
Imagine a country where you LITERALLY couldn't buy alcohol in some places, like it was illegal to even have it
>>59075010
Same with other soft drugs
>>59075026
>Hon hon I am very British
>I hate French dogs.
Jacques, this isn't you.
>>59074998
this one gets them literally every single time
>>59074935
I can tell you for the french flag
they took the flag of the city of paris (pic related) and added the colour of the french royalty (pure white) in the middle
I wanted to explain why red and blue and white but it's a massive article that doesn't translate to the english version and it's 6 in the morning
>>59075034
prohibition supported a lot of my family for a while 2bh
>>59075012
traitor
Need to sleep lads send help
>>59075069
Is it true white became the flag of surrender/parley due to the utter domination of the French, who fought in white and with your flag?
>>59075069
Oh neat, thank you.
>>59075075
Were they mobsters or something?
>>59075082
*gives you a right hook*
He'll be alright lads, I'll wake him up in the morning
>>59075094
We can believe it is old chap.
>>59074879
>>59075106
nah they made and sold liquor up in Appalachia
>>59075079
Chin it mate he could you out
If you can't cop it don't dish it
>>59075082
*clubs you on back of the head with willy*
sleep tight
pupper
why did the british fascists adopt a lightning bolt as their symbol?
>>59075126
Were they Nascar white trash too?
>>59075124
NO! He's gay.
>>59075094
I heard that too, ennemies would surrender by putting up a white flag to honour the french armies, don't know how true it is tho
>>59074998
Why would you make an American colony in indian territory?
lads and I
me on the back right
>>59075141
Theyre were literally all 6 year old comic book fans of the flash
>>59075137
>ywn be clubbed by this french guy with his willy
sucks
>>59075143
Nah they were a navy veteran and some factory workers that lost their jobs due to the poor economy
also feel free to blow me yuppie bitch
>>59075126
I wonder what it'd be like today if prohibition actually worked and it was as scarce in the US today as certain drugs.
Would be weird af.. like Yanks going on holiday and being able to drink legally for the first time. wew
>>59075155
China just banned faggotry in media. Star Wars isn't going to be pushing that one.
>>59075160
>>59075094
this painting made me feel some feels lads
>>59075187
there are no scarce drugs in the US 2bh
Biggest drug market in the world, can get anything and everything.
>>59075163
because they were friendly at first, then when they got bitchy they were easily blown the fuck out
>>59075170
never say never ;^)
>>59075212
Well .. Whilst that maybe true in some cases, I'm willing to bet a lot of people couldn't get hold of something like DMT too easily, maybe..
Prohibition on drugs ends when?
>>59075206
>you will never crush the heretics
>>59075236
So just like Americans here then.
>>59075212
LSD is pretty scarce there
>>59075283
Tbf you can extract DMT yourself fairly easily
>>59075293
then why are most posters here american still?
>>59075283
getting DMT is pretty easy, you can do it in your home with stuff you can buy at a hardware store
desu there are also plenty of legal hallucinogenics like shrooms, morning glory, peyote, mescaline, Hawaiian baby woodrose, and other things. just look up what is available and what the effects are
desu Morning Glory/Woodrose are really similar to DMT
>>59075306
It's a big country, I think it's safe to assume somewhere like Cali would be a lot easier than some flyover state.
>>59075317
It's mental that you can extract it from pretty much anything living. Not really clear on how easy it is, I expect you need some kind of chemistry set.
>>59075283
Nah you just have to know some hippie chicks to get DMT, was more popular in the highschool crowd than it is now though. Pretty sure you can make it from pretty much anything.
>>59075306
Nah my oldest surviving friend is currently on probation with 10 years over his head for getting in a minor car wreck with 6 sheets and 2 vials of L after his dumb ass popped a bunch of bars and tried to drive home with all of it. Got him on a distribution case due to the quantity.
Legalise it.
>>59075284
10/10 costume honestly
and they knew how to handle religious matters back then
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around
He's an outlaw loose and running came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip
>>59075362
DMT Nexus
You don't need too much, nothing specialist either, can be done with household items and easily bought chemicals
>>59075353
/brit/ is the biggest and fasted thread on /int/. Your site has been colonised and you are our bitch.
>>59075363
That second reply is the most American thing I have ever read
>>59075360
>>59075363
>>59075395
Okay DMT was a bad example. What's a rare drug?... oh fug how about that 'scopolamine' shit, not really a recreational thing but I bet it's pretty hard to get your hands on.
>>59075366
Pretty sure forests are legal, unless you are calling for the destruction of our greenbelts.
Legalise it.
>>59075422
>What's a rare drug?
probably some lad test chemical that is not very well known and of ambiguous legality
I know LSD is comparatively rare compared to other well known drugs due to the biggest lab in the US being shut down sometime in 2000s
calling for the destruction of my bollocks
>>59075422
No clue what scopolamine is but I can pretty much guarantee that you can find it or something similar here easily.
RCs have also been very popular for the past 5-10 years or so, we've got all those too.
>>59075422
scopolamine is the main drug in anti-nausea medications lmao and synthesised through like 6 or 7 plants which range from rare to common as fuck depending on location.
>>59075463
>tfw ywn be a professional belly dancer because you were born with a benis
>>59075470
The problem with LSD in the US is there is almost no money in it unless you're manufacturing or moving weight. Even then you're not making enough to justify the risk, but there are labs in pretty much every city. I've heard rumors of a couple basement labs in my small city, which is surprising.
>>59075470
I guess it's pretty hard to make LSD
>>59075478
>>59075483
I mean this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ8PWYnu04
>>59075509
pretty sure most LSD is synthesized in europe because the precursors are easier to get over there.
>>59075516
>recreational drug from Colombia
Yea we've got it. Ask a couple frat boys.
>>59075516
>I guess it's pretty hard to make LSD
its not THAT hard, but harder than many other drugs, and the market for it is just not as big as for party drugs
especially since the huge propaganda campaign against it
>>59075512
Good thread
>>59075540
The smart thing to do for our market would be to acquire the precursors cheaply from mexico and make it here. Europe is too far away, we don't even get much molly from overseas.
>>59075516
yeah..that's what i'm talking about. if you've ever used an anti-seasick patch, you've used scopolamine. i'm not getting on a watchlist by googling what I need to, but i'd say there'd be a method of synthesis via the transdermal patches or the more pure substance which is given to preggo women.
OH FUCK
HELP
>>59075563
damn, no wonder so many rumours were spread about me and my friends because of lsd back in highschool
Tits
>>59075620
very much would but prefer her other photo from last thread
>>59075620
>comic con
>pennjillette.jpg
ITT: PHAT but not too fat.
>>59075544
wew if true
>>59075563
suppose anything too intense isn't as appealing as something fun too.
>>59075591
Oh right, I thought it was fairly scarce as a substance because my entire knowledge of it is from that Vice documentary.
>>59075620
>that hair
nope
think I won't be going to sleep after all lads
thailad on the left
me on the right
>>59075616
people have such fucked up ideas about LSD, its silly honestly considering how many people smoke weed
I've done so many psychedelics and people treat me like a nutter when I tell them
>>59075662
the scarcity they refer to is because they're synthesising it solely from plants so there's obviously difficulty due to competition, legality and the rest of it. they've been synthesising it for ages though. CIA apparently experimented with it in MK ULTRA
>>59075679
You'll die eventually
>went to pay my rent at 9:30
>solid 5 minute walk from my apartment in blistering heat
>bank doesn't open until 11
Just.
About.
Done.
>>59075733
>not knowing this or checking beforehand
>complaining about a 5 minute walk
Daft fat nonces like you deserve it
>>59075679
good lad
doing the same
Business idea: replace the fluoride in the water supply with LSD to uncalcify millions of pineal glands
དབུ་མེད་
>>59075790
is allowing that many 3rd eyes to open at once safe?
what if the chakra goes critical?
>>59075732
think i can manage a sleepless night desu and i really need to buy real food
had to eat raw pasta thrice because everything was closed yesterday
>>59075786
You're one of those normie cunts who posts on twitter at 1am about how nocturnal they are, aren't you
going to really pick up the slack in college lads
removing every game from my computer, joining a gym, and going to spend my free time studying. maybe even socializing if im not still inept for that to be fruitful
decided to get a black gf lads
figure we need to start balancing the scales
>>59075834
no i dont have twitter and i stay up until 3 most nights
>>59075840
It's the French way Pierre.
>>59075726
I see, why do you know this?
>>59075733
Which bank are you with?
Business idea:
1: Blend or grind 50g of MHRB shredded bark into a fibrous powder..
3: Add this to a 1.5l wine bottle then add 130g of Sodium hydroxide (lye). Agitate the vessel to mix the solution as will get hot as it reacts. Don't let it clump at the bottom or it can potentially crack the glass from the sudden heat. This much lye controls emulsions and the salt makes the basic soup more polar, which may also help to stop emulsions forming and encourages the alkaloids to jump from the polar solution to the nonpolar layer.
4: Top up the water level to the curve of the stem. There should be enough space left for 50ml of naphtha. You also want a small amount of air left above the naphtha
5: Go ahead and add your 50ml of naphtha and check the remaining space. When the solution is warm, things expand, leaving less space above the solvent. Screw the lid and mix the layers by turning the bottle end over end until your naphtha is saturated.
6: Time to pull off the top layer once you are confident it is saturated. Using a syringe or similar, suck up the top layer. The thin bottle stem makes this very easy to do without drawing up the dark aqueous layer. Add this to a small glass baking dish or something similar. It should cloud up when you lightly blow on it, which means it is saturated.
7: Pull another 3 rounds of 50ml of solvent. Each pull will be less saturated than the last, the fourth pull being mainly just a precaution to get the last remaining alkaloids.
8: Precipitation time! If your combined naphtha pulls still cloud spontaneously as you blow on it, you can proceed to placing it in a freezer. If the solvent does not cloud up in this way, allow some to evaporate for a few hours.
9: RE-X : for every 100mg of product add 10ml of fresh naphtha. You want to create a heat bath just as before for the extraction vessel and get almost the whole product to dissolve, leaving behind any sediment. Once your product is dissolved, decant it away from the crud.
>>59075840
spread that seed lad
hope you'll do your duty for the white race and settle with a white in the end though
business idea: yanks out and stay out
>>59075853
>3am
Oh you're a fucking hard cunt ain't ya
>>59075840
Watching Tibetan videos, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipgvBgNSygc
business idea: Union Jack in the corner or fuck off.
>>59075884
>>59075904
How about a British passport?
>>59075904
terrific post
>>59075903
mad that foreigners aren't allowed in tibet anymore
>>59075911
Proofs? And the cover doesn't count as that could easily be faked, especially in Thailand
Post picture page
what was the spookiest experience you've ever had?
two I can think of for me
once I was driving down this old road that turned into a winding dirt trail about halfway through then back into blacktop again
it was a quiet dark night, cloudy so no stars or moon out
I was on the dirt road when I saw some rubbish in the road ahead, lots of branches and shit blocking up the road.
I got out to try and move them aside, as I was doing so I saw something just ahead of me walking across the road
I got my phone out and turned its light up so I could see better
it looked like a dog or coyote but really fucked up, its eyes were dull yellow and massive, its mouth seemed way larger than its head with its jaw just stretched out in a really disturbing way with it teeth far bigger than normal
its back had a huge hump as well and its skin was covered in sores it looked like.
it just stopped there in the road, stared at me for a bit then let out this low rumbling mix between a growl and a howl before just fucking bolting down the road towards me.
I was so freaked out I ran into my car, slammed the door and just sped off over the remaining branches.
no idea what happened to the animal
second time was when I was walking along a trail with a small bridge up ahead, as I was walking I saw some floating greenish-blue ball of light in the distance sort of swaying around
as I got closer there was this sort of soft whistling which almost sounded like wind then it just sped off into the trees.
>>59075904
the poonion jack is meme tier
