halal slags edition
Inshallah
what did she mean by this?
kyary
>some lucky twat got to marry her
Fuck sake.
katie x
lads
hope everyone caught that awful fart joke in memes of thrones
>>59071745
girls in their early to mid 20's make efforts to get to know someone they're interested in - it's a proper set of conversations.
with younger girls, there's the element of attraction with the guy and then they just try far too hard to create interest by feigning disinterest. we'd be having a conversation and she'd just stop replying. then a day later she'd message me asking to see me. it's that hot and cold shit which is so obvious when you've been through that tunnel and reached the other side. it's just tiresome to deal with, particularly when you're still getting to know them so while it works on teenage guys because they just want to fuck anything that moves, i'm just like okay whatever and just dont reply. then if you leave it a day or two, they will message you because they think they have to create interest again. i started to just fuck with her and i'd ask if she'd be interested in doing something the following night and say i'd let her know then not message her the next day and it worked far too well - so it became really obvious we were just in two different mindsets.
plus she'd get so fucking moody past like 11 pm that you pretty much had to stop conversing by then or you're taking 2 steps back.
>>59071915
heh heh
*prrrrrp*
Business idea: become an artist specializing in drawing art on infants, partner with a photographer for adorable and interesting baby pictures
IMPORTANT POLL LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165827
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165827
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165827
imagine not being white
>work at a shop in the upper midwest
>clothes are equipped with security tags
>whenever i ring up a piece of clothing, customer asks me to “remove the taigs”
>”remove the taigs”
>”remove the taigs”
>”remove the taigs”
>mfw
>>59071904
>>59071926
nonces out
>>59071900
is this real
>>59071936
scary thought
wow why does pewdiepie have a beard
don't men usually grow beards because they have weak chins? he doesn't have a weak chin
>>59071925
>maisie getting smacked around
got a chubby desu
>>59071955
ya. one of her followers on tumblr sent her it and she posted that pic as a thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nbQPZ-k9_Y
>>59071963
I always assumed guys grew beards just because they liked beards
>>59071951
the hats are really popular ironically
i'd actually buy one to wear after the election if trump loses. he's very unpopular here but it's a pretty swaggy hat and they'll skyrocket in price after the election.
>>59071963
big man like me with a beard
>>59071963
>he believes the 4chan memes
a lot of people have beards because they want to have a beard
>tfw you'll never look like pewdiepie
>>59071877
>>59071900
Why do curry munchers always have acne?
>>59072018
oily diet
>>59071963
>watching youtube "personalities"
kys
I want to die
i want it all
On entering the house of commons
>>59072050
t
Now it says "I want to diet" lmfao :D
Is it hard to get a paki slag gf
>>59072070
In my experience it's hard to any gf at all.
>>59072025
holy shit
Brother said he'd give me his 2012 VW Golf for free when he bought a new car but now he's thinking of swapping the Golf for a Peugeot 208 and some money and giving me the Peugeot and keeping the difference. What a jew cunt.
>>59072026
but i don't have a beard you turbotard
>>59072106
no anti-semitic remarks please
>>59072025
Kek
>>59072106
just give him however much he'd get from the swap
>>59072025
Europe are our brothers and we are stronger by their side. European policy will always affect us and it's better to hold a position of influence in the union than to isolate ourselves
>Declan Wayne Do you actually have any evidence to back up your political opinions?
I could feed this nerd infront of thousands of people on facebook right now if i wanted to
utter spaz
Hope I don't wake up. I can't face another day
>Your Uncharted 4 order has been dispatched
Day early please
>>59072132
most blue pilled post ever conceived by a human being
If you think about it, the Jews did way less than the Muslims and got kicked out of pretty much everywhere for it.
>>59072133
haha corking banter gladdy
>>59072028
I saw it in that link that lad posted
I don't like pewdiepie and think the world wouldn't lose anything if he died
>tfw have to wear retainers for the rest of my life
JUST
>>59072131
I'm NEET I've got nothing. But I'll take the Peugeot anyway since my current cars a piece of shit
>>59072162
Nathan Drake is the biggest Britaboo in video game history 2bh
>>59072018
Curries usually have a heavy oil or ghee base and a diet heavy in those things will lead to oily skin.
>>59072162
Where did you order it from? If you didn't get it from shopto you're doing it wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_S6KfpqnXQ
I hate all of you. Honestly.
>>59072221
So it's fair to say if you have acne you're a paki
So who watched GoT? what did you think?
>>59072251
knickers are soaked
hating pewdiepie is the equivalent of hating elmo. he is obviously catering towards a younger audience, so it isn't a fucking surprise he is going to act immature.
JUST
>>59072251
twat running this stream is dicking around so still a few minutes to go
>>>59072251
Absolute bollocks
>>59072166
Go on m8 convince me otherwise
>>59072281
waiting in ky
remember when labour used to care about white people
>>59072264
Elmo should have a gaming channel.
>>59072227
Very. Had a 20 quid off voucher so only ended up paying less than 30 #wankers
>it's a stream host thinks anyone gives a fuck what he thinks episode
shut the fuck up you daft cunt
>>59072264
Good post
There's no reason to act bitter because he's making millions capitalising on an idea that nobody seemed to take full advantage of in the last. He might be annoying but he's utterly harmless.
Making quesadillas again
Anybody want one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCq3CMbqYNo
William F Buckley tbho lads haha wahey
>>59072339
build a wall, pablo
>>59072302
no because im not 78 years old lamo
>>59072340
>>59072281
worst part about /tv/ streams but they're good quality so i'll deal with it
>>59072264
unironically liked his amnesia let's play
daily reminder that 70% of pakis are inbred and that's why they're so retarded and violent, and ugly
>>59072339
I don't know what that is.
Which one will it be this time goyim
>>59072353
>>59072384
bitch, please
>>59072340
literally who?
>>59072367
literally cannot imagine anyone but smelly neckbeards unironically saying "moral degeneracy" tbqh
>>59072388
left
>>59072388
take your poison elsewhere jew
>>59072367
It's grim, yes. But atleast it is a good reaction.
>>59072378
This is legitimately true.
my grandmother is so racist it's fucking amazing
>>59072388
left is considerably more attractive if that's what you're asking
>>59072403
80 year old priests
>>59072388
both 2bh
>>59072408
>slags
>our poison
>>59072388
left m8
Why do African Americans think whites have no culture?
what is gimmick
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165921
Would appreciate your input lads.
>>59072418
Are you going to elaborate?
>>59072398
What the fuck are you even going on about? You utter spastic.
>>59072443
They don't realise they literally live in it
>>59071877
who is this qtp2t
>2bh was my short-lived /brit/ gimmick a year ago
>i was told it would never last
Who's having the last laugh now you cunts?
>>59072431
wow that's a proper qt slag desu
>>59072401
single greatest man in modern history
>>59072443
they don't think that
they don't think at all
>>59072443
Everyone looks cultureless when compared to kings and queens who built pyramids and stargates.
>>59072453
Read a fucking cookbook faggot it's on the same tier as a ham and cheese sandwich
>>59072431
pornography is propagated by the jewish elite as a tool for pacification and political control of the goy
>>59072406
>>59072427
>>59072442
Understandable choice goyim
Let's complicate things a bit
>>59072429
smelly neckbeards then
>>59072446
she despises blacks and pakis so much she literally changes the channel sometimes if she sees a non white face
>>59072475
hardly a gimmick you absolute paste of a human
>>59072499
Just fuck off.
>>59072445
>gta
>hitman
>banjo
I can't choose
>>59072486
why? red pill me on him real quick senpai
>>59072517
i ain't afraid of no ghosts
>>59072499
fuck off
>>59072524
No
You're the one that couldn't figure out a damn quesadilla, you fuck off.
>>59072519
Who does she vote for?
>>59072520
t. tbhidf
>>59072445
hitman really has a special place in my heart
>>59072504
i'd fuck the middle one silly
>>59072475
you must be in cahoots with gookmoot
would you a fridge /brit/
going to bed lads bit hot tho haha x
>>59072504
hmm i'd probably have to go
5>4>2>1>3
>>59072547
labour lel. don't be too harsh on her though she in a a 87 year old from yorkshire
>>59072545
Fuck off with your wog shit that nobody of any importance has ever heard of.
>>59072018
I think they actually consider acne to be a sign of lower caste, I might be making this up.
>>59072540
>i am religious
>>59072492
that sure convinced me!
>>59071911
Amber Lamps!
>>59072576
she looks like the spurdo that's a head with legs hahahahaha
>>59072542
>>59072603
it's fucking simple, cunt.
It's a tortilla with cheese and chicken or beef or anything you want to put in it you dumb thick cunt. Preteens can figure them out for fucks sake.
>>59072598
Do you vote for Labour bloody hell!
>>59072641
I read today that the youtube trailer to this has been the most disliked trailer in youtube history, lel
>>59072504
2 in the left, easy.
the whole "we wuz kangz" shit is actually a bit sad lads
like imagine being from a culture that was so shit tier it hadnt even invented the wheel before the white man showed up and having to create these lies in order to combat your inferiority complexes
genuinely sad
>>59072643
So it's a fucking omelette? Why give it a special snowflake name? Nobody gives a shit.
Faggot.
>>59072530
ffs cunt
download the documentary "Best of Enemies" - I know the torrent exists I've watched it myself
He pioneered the conservative movement in American and brought it out of the deep south and plastered it every in America. Rejected the anti-semetic conspiracist /pol/ tier John Birch and obliterated many liberal (in american sense) intellectuals on his show "The Firing Line". He founded a magazine for the pure purpose of degrading the hold the left had on America and succeeded so much so that he literally swayed Reagan into office, allowing America to enjoy years of economic growth.
Read his books and watch his debates on youtube, you could not find a more interesting man to watch and read
download the documentary "Best of Memes"
lol
>>59072677
ty m8 will do
>>59072643
>>59072613
not even religious desu just can't tolerate muslims
>>59072676
Omelettes are made from eggs you absolute moron. Fucks sake, have you lived your entire life eating nothing but poptarts and fast food?
>>59072643
no one cares at all m8.
no one cares you're making what is essentially a burrito wrapped differently.
>>59071877
>>59071900
anyone know if she has a new tumblr? her im12irl is deleted
want to watch got but cant stop shitposting with the lads
>>59072692
Is it the Theroux one
What is it about?
Would you date a greasy Australian girl?
http://www.californiabeachfeet.com/images/VidClipDemos/SaturdayNightSurprise.mp4
>>59072708
>Spanish omelette[1] is the English name for a typical Spanish dish called tortilla española or tortilla de patatas, consisting of an omelette made with eggs and potato, fried in oil.[2]
You lazy cunts don't eat right, that's all I'm saying.
Learn to produce what you consume.
>>59072700
so men are chicken and only women can see the truth?
that's a 'they live' shit right there
>>59072675
I think they had invented the wheel because I remember reading that abos were the only civilisation that hadn't invented the wheel before whitey showed up
>>59072708
>Omelettes are made from eggs
Congratulations, you know one of the very basics.
Now anon, for a bonus point, an omelette is called what in Spanish?
>>59072724
http://12irl.tumblr.com/
>>59072708
>ahh yes, expose yourself to culture like I have! I eat quesadillas!!
hahahahahaha
>>59072504
2>4>1>5>3
>>59072701
np
It saddens me he isn't nearly as renowned here and in /pol/ (though that's probably for the better) as the alt-right celebs. He is FAR more effective than they are and goes about degrading the left with much more charm and intelligence.
>>59072708
poptarts are american too you thick yank fuck
Hiking my first birding trail tomorrow morning boys. i needed a new hobby so i thought i'd get into bird watching. any bird watchers on /brit/ and i'm not talking about at the pubs
>>59072759
huevo
>>59072643
fuck off murderer
>Germans have a monument dedicated to their conquerers
wow pretty pathetic lads
>>59072739
France bringing the thunder.
Fattyclaps on suicide watch.
>>59072739
https://www.google.com/search?q=tortilla&oq=tortilla&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j0l5.1131j0j7&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8
>>59072769
It's not even about culture. It would take 5 seconds on google for you dumb cunts to figure out what a quesadilla is. It's extremely basic and simple.
>>59072504
That's tough. 1 is classically pretty, 2 is most handsome, 4 is the cutest. Notice that 2 is barefoot whereas the other wear heels
Was thinking 4 at first but gonna have to go 2 desu
>>59072765
>12irl
danke
>>59072784
quesadillas aren't american.
>>59072758
im pretty sure they didnt mate its something ive heard numerous times
abbos were their own level of shit tho
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Australian_inventions#Aboriginal_technology_.E2.80.93_before_1788
>>59072790
Fuck off with this jf crap, you made an omelette, big fucking deal.
>>59072798
Step 1: click your link
Step 2: click the wikipedia link for tortilla de patatas
Step 3: get this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_omelette
*falls out of chair*
>>59072788
Wish we had as much nature as the US desu
>>59072825
The origin of the quesadilla was colonial Mexico. The quesadilla as a food has changed and evolved over many years as people experimented with different variations of it.
i feel like aussies have done a much better job of staying true to their anglo roots than yanks and leafs lads
>>59072798
i know what a quesadilla is.
the idea that if i didn't i'd fucking look it up to have a conversation with you about you making one is one of the most equally retarded and self-obsessed assumptions ever made. no one gives a fuck you fucking sperg loser.
>>59072799
>2 is still just about taller than the rest
she purposely left her heels off for the picture so she didn't look like a tall freak
>>59072795
Lincoln inscribed the superiority of Wales on the Washington monument.
Your traitors monument has a cuck stamp on it.
might make a quesadilla
>>59072504
See, results are far more mixed and leaning towards 2
I agree that 2 is one fit bird but circumcized schmuck gravitates towards 4
The goy mind is indeed a mystery we have yet to decipher
>>59072798
Why would we do your work for you? God Americans are just awful.
>>59072842
my link was for tortillas not tortilla de patatas
one is made from flower, one is an omelette
>>59072868
then why did you join the conversation? I didn't ask you to comment, don't flatter yourself. I was talking to a brit, not an australian.
>>59072871
Wales?
>>59072879
2 > 3 > 1
>>59072025
such a good evolution of the feels meme
i would like to see more memes in webm form in the coming years
>>59072850
you make up for it with your goat villages
>>59072912
they're in secondary you fucking nonce
>>59072872
I could go for an omelette now that you mention it.
>>59072851
thus why they are Mexican
>>59072936
and where is mexico located
>>59072908
It is a large town in the west of England.
>>59072946
in your bum lol
>>59072929
so ?
>>59072946
not in the US, thus it is not "American"
you keep this up I'm going to drop Brit and start calling you all Europeans
>>59072872
>quesadilla
Are Americans aware that they're slowly turning into Mexicans?
>>59072879
2 > 1 >3
>>59072870
She's pretty fucking stunning either way
>A Moon Shaped Poo
>>59072966
oh fuck off nonce froggy
>>59072972
Mexico (Spanish: México [ˈmexiko] ( listen)), officially the United Mexican States (Spanish: Estados Unidos Mexicanos, About this sound listen (help·info)),[9][10][11][12] is a federal republic located in North America.
I am a literal king of seduction lads
Genuinely can have any girl I want, gets rpretty boring
>>59072972
Then you would look even more retarded in the eyes of the international community.
>>59072992
>>59072879
2>1>3
>>59072982
t. Abdul Bratwurst Mohammed
>>59073009
>Literally a member of the European Union
>not European
>>59072904
you are so dumb it's honestly painful.
>>59072972
holy shit fuck off
about to fucking heem this quesadilla nigger's arse back to tenochtitlan
go to bed lads
>>59072990
Didn't even say what I was rating them on
bet you're that mexican autist
>>59072990
>american saying "nonce"
no credibillity desu
Not my fault that you dumb pakis can't figure out what a quesadilla is
That's on you.
>>59073019
>>59073046
Plastic Anglos.
frog invasion
>>59073027
Not for long, you thick shit.
>>59072992
that dozy cunt in that carriage had better get out of the way unless he wants to get hit by that tram
pleased with the increase of french flags in /brit/ lately
much better than smelly yanks
>>59072912
>>59072984
>>59073021
>>59072952
Indeed 2 is the superior choice there
>>59073065
I'll believe that when I see it cuck
Your society is too far gone to recover
>>59073062
>>59073071
Greatest enemy over worst friend any day.
>>59073077
2 (taking the picture) >1 > 3
>>59073059
shoo shoo paco
>>59073077
I can hear the scouse accent from here
>>59073071
pleased to read this
leaking precum actually
went to a really wild orgy lat night lads
I've been signing on for nearly three months and haven't received any money whatsoever because of some previous sanction that should only have lasted a week. Now I have no money to get to the job interviews I had coming up this week.
Being a poor NEET is so utterly depressing. I might kill myself and leave a note blaming the DWP.
>Sixty (60) percent white
>>59073089
>>59073077
blates right
No clue what the point of the "UK" is
Should just be the European countries of England, Scotland, Wales, and Ireland (no point calling it northern anymore either)
>>59073071
Prepping the terrain for when the muslims invade this summer
>>59073108
My wife did too
morning lads
bif nippy ohuf
>>59073089
I see Blackpool hasn't changed.
>>59073138
well good morning
>>59073077
1 > 2
girl taking photo looks very qt but can't stake my reputation on it
>>59073128
It's the United Kingdom of all those nations you stupid cunt.
>>59073115
>>59073113
kek'd
>>59073113
Goodnight lads
>>59073156
Whats the point of a united kingdom inside a European union?
>>59073158
