halal slags edition
Inshallah
what did she mean by this?
kyary
>some lucky twat got to marry her
Fuck sake.
katie x
lads
hope everyone caught that awful fart joke in memes of thrones
>>59071745
girls in their early to mid 20's make efforts to get to know someone they're interested in - it's a proper set of conversations.
with younger girls, there's the element of attraction with the guy and then they just try far too hard to create interest by feigning disinterest. we'd be having a conversation and she'd just stop replying. then a day later she'd message me asking to see me. it's that hot and cold shit which is so obvious when you've been through that tunnel and reached the other side. it's just tiresome to deal with, particularly when you're still getting to know them so while it works on teenage guys because they just want to fuck anything that moves, i'm just like okay whatever and just dont reply. then if you leave it a day or two, they will message you because they think they have to create interest again. i started to just fuck with her and i'd ask if she'd be interested in doing something the following night and say i'd let her know then not message her the next day and it worked far too well - so it became really obvious we were just in two different mindsets.
plus she'd get so fucking moody past like 11 pm that you pretty much had to stop conversing by then or you're taking 2 steps back.
>>59071915
heh heh
*prrrrrp*
Business idea: become an artist specializing in drawing art on infants, partner with a photographer for adorable and interesting baby pictures
IMPORTANT POLL LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165827
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165827
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165827
imagine not being white
>work at a shop in the upper midwest
>clothes are equipped with security tags
>whenever i ring up a piece of clothing, customer asks me to “remove the taigs”
>”remove the taigs”
>”remove the taigs”
>”remove the taigs”
>mfw
>>59071904
>>59071926
nonces out
>>59071900
is this real
>>59071936
scary thought
wow why does pewdiepie have a beard
don't men usually grow beards because they have weak chins? he doesn't have a weak chin
>>59071925
>maisie getting smacked around
got a chubby desu
>>59071955
ya. one of her followers on tumblr sent her it and she posted that pic as a thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nbQPZ-k9_Y
>>59071963
I always assumed guys grew beards just because they liked beards
>>59071951
the hats are really popular ironically
i'd actually buy one to wear after the election if trump loses. he's very unpopular here but it's a pretty swaggy hat and they'll skyrocket in price after the election.
>>59071963
big man like me with a beard
>>59071963
>he believes the 4chan memes
a lot of people have beards because they want to have a beard
>tfw you'll never look like pewdiepie
>>59071877
>>59071900
Why do curry munchers always have acne?
>>59072018
oily diet
>>59071963
>watching youtube "personalities"
kys
I want to die
i want it all
On entering the house of commons
>>59072050
t
Now it says "I want to diet" lmfao :D
Is it hard to get a paki slag gf
>>59072070
In my experience it's hard to any gf at all.
>>59072025
holy shit
Brother said he'd give me his 2012 VW Golf for free when he bought a new car but now he's thinking of swapping the Golf for a Peugeot 208 and some money and giving me the Peugeot and keeping the difference. What a jew cunt.
>>59072026
but i don't have a beard you turbotard
>>59072106
no anti-semitic remarks please
>>59072025
Kek
>>59072106
just give him however much he'd get from the swap
>>59072025
Europe are our brothers and we are stronger by their side. European policy will always affect us and it's better to hold a position of influence in the union than to isolate ourselves
>Declan Wayne Do you actually have any evidence to back up your political opinions?
I could feed this nerd infront of thousands of people on facebook right now if i wanted to
utter spaz
Hope I don't wake up. I can't face another day
>Your Uncharted 4 order has been dispatched
Day early please
>>59072132
most blue pilled post ever conceived by a human being
If you think about it, the Jews did way less than the Muslims and got kicked out of pretty much everywhere for it.
>>59072133
haha corking banter gladdy
>>59072028
I saw it in that link that lad posted
I don't like pewdiepie and think the world wouldn't lose anything if he died
>tfw have to wear retainers for the rest of my life
JUST
>>59072131
I'm NEET I've got nothing. But I'll take the Peugeot anyway since my current cars a piece of shit
>>59072162
Nathan Drake is the biggest Britaboo in video game history 2bh
>>59072018
Curries usually have a heavy oil or ghee base and a diet heavy in those things will lead to oily skin.
>>59072162
Where did you order it from? If you didn't get it from shopto you're doing it wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_S6KfpqnXQ
I hate all of you. Honestly.
>>59072221
So it's fair to say if you have acne you're a paki
So who watched GoT? what did you think?
>>59072251
knickers are soaked
hating pewdiepie is the equivalent of hating elmo. he is obviously catering towards a younger audience, so it isn't a fucking surprise he is going to act immature.
JUST
>>59072251
twat running this stream is dicking around so still a few minutes to go
>>>59072251
Absolute bollocks
>>59072166
Go on m8 convince me otherwise
>>59072281
waiting in ky
remember when labour used to care about white people
>>59072264
Elmo should have a gaming channel.
>>59072227
Very. Had a 20 quid off voucher so only ended up paying less than 30 #wankers
>it's a stream host thinks anyone gives a fuck what he thinks episode
shut the fuck up you daft cunt
>>59072264
Good post
There's no reason to act bitter because he's making millions capitalising on an idea that nobody seemed to take full advantage of in the last. He might be annoying but he's utterly harmless.
Making quesadillas again
Anybody want one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCq3CMbqYNo
William F Buckley tbho lads haha wahey
>>59072339
build a wall, pablo
>>59072302
no because im not 78 years old lamo
>>59072281
worst part about /tv/ streams but they're good quality so i'll deal with it
>>59072264
unironically liked his amnesia let's play
daily reminder that 70% of pakis are inbred and that's why they're so retarded and violent, and ugly
>>59072339
I don't know what that is.
Which one will it be this time goyim
>>59072353
>>59072384
bitch, please
>>59072340
literally who?
>>59072367
literally cannot imagine anyone but smelly neckbeards unironically saying "moral degeneracy" tbqh
>>59072388
left
>>59072388
take your poison elsewhere jew
>>59072367
It's grim, yes. But atleast it is a good reaction.
>>59072378
This is legitimately true.
my grandmother is so racist it's fucking amazing
>>59072388
left is considerably more attractive if that's what you're asking
>>59072403
80 year old priests
>>59072388
both 2bh
>>59072408
>slags
>our poison
>>59072388
left m8
Why do African Americans think whites have no culture?
what is gimmick
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165921
Would appreciate your input lads.
>>59072418
Are you going to elaborate?
>>59072398
What the fuck are you even going on about? You utter spastic.
>>59072443
They don't realise they literally live in it
>>59071877
who is this qtp2t
>2bh was my short-lived /brit/ gimmick a year ago
>i was told it would never last
Who's having the last laugh now you cunts?
>>59072431
wow that's a proper qt slag desu
>>59072401
single greatest man in modern history
>>59072443
they don't think that
they don't think at all
>>59072443
Everyone looks cultureless when compared to kings and queens who built pyramids and stargates.
>>59072453
Read a fucking cookbook faggot it's on the same tier as a ham and cheese sandwich
>>59072431
pornography is propagated by the jewish elite as a tool for pacification and political control of the goy
>>59072406
>>59072427
>>59072442
Understandable choice goyim
Let's complicate things a bit
>>59072429
smelly neckbeards then
>>59072446
she despises blacks and pakis so much she literally changes the channel sometimes if she sees a non white face
>>59072475
hardly a gimmick you absolute paste of a human
>>59072499
Just fuck off.
>>59072445
>gta
>hitman
>banjo
I can't choose
>>59072486
why? red pill me on him real quick senpai
i ain't afraid of no ghosts
>>59072499
fuck off
>>59072524
No
You're the one that couldn't figure out a damn quesadilla, you fuck off.
>>59072519
Who does she vote for?
>>59072520
t. tbhidf
>>59072445
hitman really has a special place in my heart
>>59072504
i'd fuck the middle one silly
>>59072475
you must be in cahoots with gookmoot
would you a fridge /brit/
going to bed lads bit hot tho haha x
>>59072504
hmm i'd probably have to go
5>4>2>1>3
>>59072547
labour lel. don't be too harsh on her though she in a a 87 year old from yorkshire
>>59072545
Fuck off with your wog shit that nobody of any importance has ever heard of.
>>59072018
I think they actually consider acne to be a sign of lower caste, I might be making this up.
>>59072540
>i am religious
>>59072492
that sure convinced me!
>>59071911
Amber Lamps!
>>59072576
she looks like the spurdo that's a head with legs hahahahaha
>>59072603
it's fucking simple, cunt.
It's a tortilla with cheese and chicken or beef or anything you want to put in it you dumb thick cunt. Preteens can figure them out for fucks sake.
>>59072598
Do you vote for Labour bloody hell!
>>59072641
I read today that the youtube trailer to this has been the most disliked trailer in youtube history, lel
>>59072504
2 in the left, easy.
the whole "we wuz kangz" shit is actually a bit sad lads
like imagine being from a culture that was so shit tier it hadnt even invented the wheel before the white man showed up and having to create these lies in order to combat your inferiority complexes
genuinely sad
>>59072643
So it's a fucking omelette? Why give it a special snowflake name? Nobody gives a shit.
Faggot.
>>59072530
ffs cunt
download the documentary "Best of Enemies" - I know the torrent exists I've watched it myself
He pioneered the conservative movement in American and brought it out of the deep south and plastered it every in America. Rejected the anti-semetic conspiracist /pol/ tier John Birch and obliterated many liberal (in american sense) intellectuals on his show "The Firing Line". He founded a magazine for the pure purpose of degrading the hold the left had on America and succeeded so much so that he literally swayed Reagan into office, allowing America to enjoy years of economic growth.
Read his books and watch his debates on youtube, you could not find a more interesting man to watch and read
download the documentary "Best of Memes"
lol
>>59072677
ty m8 will do
>>59072613
not even religious desu just can't tolerate muslims
>>59072676
Omelettes are made from eggs you absolute moron. Fucks sake, have you lived your entire life eating nothing but poptarts and fast food?
>>59072643
no one cares at all m8.
no one cares you're making what is essentially a burrito wrapped differently.
>>59071877
>>59071900
anyone know if she has a new tumblr? her im12irl is deleted
want to watch got but cant stop shitposting with the lads
>>59072692
Is it the Theroux one
What is it about?
Would you date a greasy Australian girl?
http://www.californiabeachfeet.com/images/VidClipDemos/SaturdayNightSurprise.mp4
>>59072708
>Spanish omelette[1] is the English name for a typical Spanish dish called tortilla española or tortilla de patatas, consisting of an omelette made with eggs and potato, fried in oil.[2]
You lazy cunts don't eat right, that's all I'm saying.
Learn to produce what you consume.
>>59072700
so men are chicken and only women can see the truth?
that's a 'they live' shit right there
>>59072675
I think they had invented the wheel because I remember reading that abos were the only civilisation that hadn't invented the wheel before whitey showed up
>>59072708
>Omelettes are made from eggs
Congratulations, you know one of the very basics.
Now anon, for a bonus point, an omelette is called what in Spanish?
>>59072724
http://12irl.tumblr.com/
>>59072708
>ahh yes, expose yourself to culture like I have! I eat quesadillas!!
hahahahahaha
>>59072504
2>4>1>5>3
>>59072701
np
It saddens me he isn't nearly as renowned here and in /pol/ (though that's probably for the better) as the alt-right celebs. He is FAR more effective than they are and goes about degrading the left with much more charm and intelligence.
>>59072708
poptarts are american too you thick yank fuck
Hiking my first birding trail tomorrow morning boys. i needed a new hobby so i thought i'd get into bird watching. any bird watchers on /brit/ and i'm not talking about at the pubs
>>59072759
huevo
>>59072643
fuck off murderer
>Germans have a monument dedicated to their conquerers
wow pretty pathetic lads
>>59072739
France bringing the thunder.
Fattyclaps on suicide watch.
>>59072739
https://www.google.com/search?q=tortilla&oq=tortilla&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j0l5.1131j0j7&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8
>>59072769
It's not even about culture. It would take 5 seconds on google for you dumb cunts to figure out what a quesadilla is. It's extremely basic and simple.
>>59072504
That's tough. 1 is classically pretty, 2 is most handsome, 4 is the cutest. Notice that 2 is barefoot whereas the other wear heels
Was thinking 4 at first but gonna have to go 2 desu
>>59072765
>12irl
danke
>>59072784
quesadillas aren't american.
>>59072758
im pretty sure they didnt mate its something ive heard numerous times
abbos were their own level of shit tho
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Australian_inventions#Aboriginal_technology_.E2.80.93_before_1788
>>59072790
Fuck off with this jf crap, you made an omelette, big fucking deal.
>>59072798
Step 1: click your link
Step 2: click the wikipedia link for tortilla de patatas
Step 3: get this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_omelette
*falls out of chair*
>>59072788
Wish we had as much nature as the US desu
>>59072825
The origin of the quesadilla was colonial Mexico. The quesadilla as a food has changed and evolved over many years as people experimented with different variations of it.
i feel like aussies have done a much better job of staying true to their anglo roots than yanks and leafs lads
>>59072798
i know what a quesadilla is.
the idea that if i didn't i'd fucking look it up to have a conversation with you about you making one is one of the most equally retarded and self-obsessed assumptions ever made. no one gives a fuck you fucking sperg loser.
>>59072799
>2 is still just about taller than the rest
she purposely left her heels off for the picture so she didn't look like a tall freak
>>59072795
Lincoln inscribed the superiority of Wales on the Washington monument.
Your traitors monument has a cuck stamp on it.
might make a quesadilla
>>59072504
See, results are far more mixed and leaning towards 2
I agree that 2 is one fit bird but circumcized schmuck gravitates towards 4
The goy mind is indeed a mystery we have yet to decipher
>>59072798
Why would we do your work for you? God Americans are just awful.
>>59072842
my link was for tortillas not tortilla de patatas
one is made from flower, one is an omelette
>>59072868
then why did you join the conversation? I didn't ask you to comment, don't flatter yourself. I was talking to a brit, not an australian.
>>59072871
Wales?
>>59072879
2 > 3 > 1
>>59072025
such a good evolution of the feels meme
i would like to see more memes in webm form in the coming years
>>59072850
you make up for it with your goat villages
>>59072912
they're in secondary you fucking nonce
>>59072872
I could go for an omelette now that you mention it.
>>59072851
thus why they are Mexican
>>59072936
and where is mexico located
>>59072908
It is a large town in the west of England.
>>59072946
in your bum lol
>>59072929
so ?
>>59072946
not in the US, thus it is not "American"
you keep this up I'm going to drop Brit and start calling you all Europeans
>>59072872
>quesadilla
Are Americans aware that they're slowly turning into Mexicans?
>>59072879
2 > 1 >3
>>59072870
She's pretty fucking stunning either way
>A Moon Shaped Poo
>>59072966
oh fuck off nonce froggy
>>59072972
Mexico (Spanish: México [ˈmexiko] ( listen)), officially the United Mexican States (Spanish: Estados Unidos Mexicanos, About this sound listen (help·info)),[9][10][11][12] is a federal republic located in North America.
I am a literal king of seduction lads
Genuinely can have any girl I want, gets rpretty boring
>>59072972
Then you would look even more retarded in the eyes of the international community.
>>59072879
2>1>3
>>59072982
t. Abdul Bratwurst Mohammed
>>59073009
>Literally a member of the European Union
>not European
>>59072904
you are so dumb it's honestly painful.
>>59072972
holy shit fuck off
about to fucking heem this quesadilla nigger's arse back to tenochtitlan
go to bed lads
>>59072990
Didn't even say what I was rating them on
bet you're that mexican autist
>>59072990
>american saying "nonce"
no credibillity desu
Not my fault that you dumb pakis can't figure out what a quesadilla is
That's on you.
>>59073046
Plastic Anglos.
frog invasion
>>59073027
Not for long, you thick shit.
>>59072992
that dozy cunt in that carriage had better get out of the way unless he wants to get hit by that tram
pleased with the increase of french flags in /brit/ lately
much better than smelly yanks
>>59072912
>>59072984
>>59073021
>>59072952
Indeed 2 is the superior choice there
>>59073065
I'll believe that when I see it cuck
Your society is too far gone to recover
>>59073071
Greatest enemy over worst friend any day.
>>59073077
2 (taking the picture) >1 > 3
>>59073059
shoo shoo paco
>>59073077
I can hear the scouse accent from here
>>59073071
pleased to read this
leaking precum actually
went to a really wild orgy lat night lads
I've been signing on for nearly three months and haven't received any money whatsoever because of some previous sanction that should only have lasted a week. Now I have no money to get to the job interviews I had coming up this week.
Being a poor NEET is so utterly depressing. I might kill myself and leave a note blaming the DWP.
>Sixty (60) percent white
>>59073077
blates right
No clue what the point of the "UK" is
Should just be the European countries of England, Scotland, Wales, and Ireland (no point calling it northern anymore either)
>>59073071
Prepping the terrain for when the muslims invade this summer
>>59073108
My wife did too
morning lads
bif nippy ohuf
>>59073089
I see Blackpool hasn't changed.
>>59073138
well good morning
>>59073077
1 > 2
girl taking photo looks very qt but can't stake my reputation on it
>>59073128
It's the United Kingdom of all those nations you stupid cunt.
>>59073113
kek'd
Goodnight lads
>>59073156
Whats the point of a united kingdom inside a European union?
>>59073158
looks like calais jungle but less shit
>>59073158
>hooverville
Is that where they build the hoover dam ?
>>59073077
Sorry goyim this one was a trick question, there are 3 girls in it
>>59073191
yeah
>>59073173
Night.
>>59073179
Because it isn't a political union? Go and bother the European generals if you're going down this line of questioning.
where did all these french people come from all of a sudden
>>59073194
right
>>59073213
France
>>59073198
me on the right
>>59073191
No, during the depression when everyone was made homeless many Americans built cuck sheds on public land to live in.
I learnt that one from Doctor Who.
>>59073207
>it isn't a political union
it's considered one by the EU
Redundant title 2bh, you've already been annexed.
>>59073194
left
the fucking nose on the other one
>>59073213
holliers
>>59073213
there's only two of us tho
>>59073194
2 > 1
>>59073213
A massing of French flags can only mean one thing, invasion.
>>59073230
Literally go and bother the Europeans if you're going to bait this hard. I guarantee you will get better reactions.
>>59073213
the mosque
#weyyyyyyyy
>>59073243
Reevaluate your life
>>59073242
may i just say that your english is excellent
Saw a blonde woman walking around with a half-caste kid today
Gave her a nasty look and could see in her eyes she knew she'd ruined her life, her heritage and embarrassed her family.
lmao
>>59073251
me on the fire escape on the right
going to bed norfuk
my mate genuinely thinks that rap isn't low intelligence, he's smart as well
should I just cut all contact with him?
>>59073263
whys that m8
>>59073260
Not baiting, just saying
there's no point in continuing to kid yourselves about being a sovereign nation made up of other nations but rules by even more nations.
>>59073273
are they actually french though? banter is on point aswell tbf
>>59073281
Good lad
>>59073273
I am well awear, thanks
>>59073288
dare you to write a rap song right now lol
who /work in 6 hours/ here
Why do I like these French lads?
>>59073334
because they aren't americans
>>59073329
bouncing at the club in 2
>>59073328
Nah cuz I'm neet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d82zxqZHUo8
Which one?
>inb4 the robot
An unconventional choice but a valid one nonetheless
>>59073295
Guess I just don't have a thing for farm animals
>>59073275
>ywn visit a brothel to fuck and smoke opium with a bunch of busty brunettes and redheads in the past New Orleans
>>59073334
I unironically love France because I'm a fat cunt who loves food and French food is top tier
>>59073343
>tfw the French are more Anglo than you
It must be tough for you lads but my thoughts are with you.
>>59073288
>being this much of a rorke delusiono
some concious rap is definitely intelligent, just not the "big booty bitches" shit you hear on the radio
rap is just poetry over a instrumental
>>59073353
i dont like 1's smile desu looks like she has bells palsy
>>59073329
I'm off all week
hahaha enjoy work faggots
>>59073379
ree
>>59073352
Thats fake robots never get the girls
>>59073362
>>59073334
>>59073307
>tfw brits are complimenting you
literally sweating over here lads
>>59073348
ahh yes, such intelligent music
>>59073329
my parents are literal millionaires and pay my rent and for my car and everything. once i threatened to go on the dole and they bought me a BMW ahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaha
>>59073288
patrician hispter anti establishment rap coming thru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4K-PDg4WAQ
>>59073362
have you ever had australian food?
>>59073370
f-fuck you
>>59073405
You fool
You know nothing
might do a kill myself
>>59073439
bad lad
>>59073419
i hate you
>>59073352
in love with lower left's hair
>>59073437
is her hair tied to a buttplug
>>59073329
13-15 hour shift coming up
still drinking
will smoke with the crew on the way to the site too
Site needs to be finished by wednesday, still don't even have all the shit we need so we'll be rushing unloading some trucks
I hate jews
>>59073472
astounding post
been listening to a lot of alex jones lately and i'm starting to buy into the "vaccines cause autism" meme. what do you guys think about alex jones?
>>59073472
reported
>>59073432
Reminder that you'll forever be pretending to be Anglos unlike the real Anglosphere nations where it comes naturally.
>Loads of work
cba lol
>>59073472
i hate (you)s
>>59073428
Whilst I would love to visit Down Under like I said I'm a fat cunt and as such planes aren't really my thing
Could you recommend any dishes for me to audibly salivate over?
>>59073489
i'm going to fucking find you
I'm here for the job interview
White people?
I like them
>>59073512
what the fuck
>>59073512
your hired
welcome to our dungeon
>>59073512
how is she alive
>>59073512
sorry you need to be over 400lbs to work in the united states of america
>>59073489
say that to my face fucker
>>59073504
the fabled australian meat pie
>>59073543
In your non-commonwealth country?
>>59073512
>so you'll be paid 13 pounds per hour
>oh no, i'm trying to get down to 7
doing a sad
>>59073512
haha this isn't the official ghoul office mam, that's next door x
>>59073550
They copied that from us 2bh
Don't know why they go so mad for them, they're low class af here
>>59073512
>nutted but she kept succing
>>59073550
>ketchup on a giant cookie
hwwoooon yes, australian cuisine has
long been known for its excellence
>>594
diamond-edge wit from the cancuck
>>59073550
fuck off murderer
>>59073608
diamond edge quote skills from the american haha
>>59073595
>i don't like a nice pie
fuck off faggot
>>59073062
why have you posted my hometown, stranger
>>59073504
sausage on bread
>>59073550
tread carefully lad
>>59073615
think you'll have to explain that one
>>59073627
Oh I love them but I'm low class af
@624
FONC
>>59073639
do you know what meat is?
>>59073504
this is as australian as cuisine can get here :^)
>gott strafe england
NEW DEMOCRATIC POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166149
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10166149
>Google results page links are dark grey
>>59073634
fuck off murderer
>>59073664
>meat
a type of food, clearly
Should have a 110-120 hour check coming in this friday lads
Gonna put 30% in the project car savings account off the rip, 30% in actual savings, put 15% aside for bills, and ball out with the rest for a bit
>>59073664
yeah but I posted an australian meat pie
if anything he'd be the murderer
>>59073670
next time when you make a poll like this can you number the yes options so i can see if my opinion is the most popular
thanks
>>59073670
not sure about this democracy lark haha
>>59073683
>project car
whatcha workin on yankbro
Sock over the fire alarm
Time to DUDE
Just heard an explosion.
>>59073696
You are only allowed one opinion.
The /brit/ approved opinion.
listening to the sisters of mercy lads
>tfw you will never be a british goth kid in the 80s
>>59073714
Average day in Ireland
Sock over the cock
Time to WANK
>>59073705
took off mine and put it in a drawer because it kept ringing when I was cooking food
>>59073745
i thought u lot were supposed to be good at cooking? hahaha
>>59073705
why have us proud cannabis smokers been reduced to the dude meme? world leaders have smoked weed. the only people who don't like weed are autistic children
>>59073702
just a little s13 hatch
Want to do coils and exhaust this check, brakes (buy the) diff and other suspension and bracing next check or 2, then put ~4-5k aside over the next few checks to pull the motor and swap in an sr or ca.
Still debating going with a budget LS build though, need to commit one way or another.
>>59073756
nah most of their cuisine is so shit they'd rather eat frogs and snails
>>59073767
>budget LS build
prepare for it to be twice as expensive as you think it is going to be
>>59072363
my dad is was born in 44 in working class birmingham and went to nottingham uni for free because of Clement "old Red" Attlee the true nationalist socialist PM
university was the first time he'd ever met a jew or a non-white. And they were all rich ranjeets.In highschool the most exotic kid was a scot, and once they got french exchange students.
he left the UK for Canada after graduating for work and then came back and was absolutely blown away by how different his home was.
>>59073735
Average day in Northern Ireland you mean which is in the UK.
I don't think the IRA this far south still attack rich landowners.
>>59073756
the previous owners left a lot of burnt shit at the bottom of the shitty electric oven so it smokes every times I use it
Looks like it's getting light already wtf
>>59073745
fucking same
>is on the ceiling
>it's very high up
>make pasta
>shit start bursting my fucking ears its so loud
>can't reach it even on a chair
>had to jump and punch it off my fucking ceiling
im 5 story high i just hope none of the guys below me decide to have a fire that block the stairway
Just got back from mass lads
Damn priest kept going on about mothers and mother's day
>>59073762
it's moreso to mock the culture of weed being awesome and cool i.e. seth rogan and shit
>>59073793
Ye that's the problem
I do have a truck as well though so if it needs to sit in my garage for a bit while I build up more funds I can do that
>>59073807
you think i give a fuck
>>59073813
well you should buy it some nicorette then haha!
lads my left thumb has been twitching on an off for the last week
wat do
>>59073813
have u told it smoking will give it cancer?
hahaha!
>>59073845
watching or actually broadcasting?
>>59073807
white brummies come home x
>>59073811
What's the deal with the boxer and the back and forth revenge killings in Dublin?
I am a cockoholic
>>59073832
>>59073856
excellent posts if I'm being honest
>>59073767
Noice. I bought a cheap VW Golf with two fucking ruined driveshafts a few years back and the driveshafts were literally melted into the wheel hubs. Took me so long to sort out that I swore I'd never do that shit again
>>59073845
bit it off
offer it to satan against demonic powers
telekinetic masturbation for example
hand free wanks for days
thoughts frogs?
Someone tell me why it's getting light already
Wish he liked me back lads
>>59073871
Some crime fued among Dublin gangs.
>>59073862
awful post
>it's 5am in france
>2 different french people are posting in the british section of a cambodian fingerpainting forum
>>59072613
>not being a non-denominational theist
third eye status: ossified
>>59073897
just wish we still had most of europe under our thumb desu
also
>litterally who
>>59073912
You're not wrong
>>59073933
Duke of Wellington desu
>>59073907
Just heard the birds tweeting, gonna be a nightmare trying to sleep now ffs
>>59073933
Show some respect to Admiral Nelson you cunt.
>>59073908
You apart of that?
>>59073897
well his son married a french bird, so I bet there's egg on his face
that's not even the real arthur weasley anyway, his hair isn't even red
http://www.statue.com/Products/Greek-and-Roman-Busts/Caesar-Augustus-Of-Prima-Porta-Bust.html
thoughts?
>>59073897
Nah, the Irish are loved in France.
People are genuinely relieved when they find out I'm not English.
>>59073881
lololol tear that shit off and throw it away, probably easier to replace the hubs than try to sort that shit out.
I've been toying with the idea of flipping classic imports for some side money but mehh... have some dealer friends that have lost some serious cash gambling on classics.
>>59073897
my history teacher always had top banter about brits desu
>>59073922
I've lost control of my life
>>59073828
sorry dude im high and wanted to share a story
>>59073863
yes, i am in the process of obtaining my brit passport
why don't europeans celebrate pi day?
>>59073922
i quite like them tbqh
better than 90% of the yanks
>>59073952
Did you mean to reply to me?
>>59073974
dude high lmao
>>59073975
Only 12 months in a year mate
>>59073908
I'm not from inner-city Dublin so no.
>>59073975
because
>>59073975
Only 12 months in a year
>>59073979
me?
>>59073975
why don't americans celebrate apple pi day?
>>59073966
>Irish
>Our Arthur
Horse. Stable. Sorry Paddy.
>>59073971
>I've lost control of my life
never felt like i had any control desu
it's like surfing on an ocean of shit
and i don't know how to surf
>>59073984
No, gaylord
>>59074002
He never said that. It was said by a much more larger political force at the time.
>>59074018
Hope you have a terrible sleep lol
New thread
>>59073975
Every day is pie day.
Hoping to get that raise to $20 an hour by November
>>59074017
i know that feel, always been on autoplay feels like
and the AI isn't too good
>>59074041
I never said he said that. It's true regardless.
>>59073966
I met an older German bloke in the area where I live, when I told him I was English he looked genuinely .. *gasp*
wtf
Imagine being happy
Wew
>>59073902
Pls
>>59074041
>much more larger
Sitting on my window ledge smoking a joint listening to the birdies sing lads
>>59074070
on the contrary to what you probably believe, english are known to be bad tourists.
and yes, I already know americans are known to be bad tourists too
>>59074081
bet it would be banter
>>59073989
J U D G E M E N T A L
U
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>>59074081
imagining myself happy makes me sad
>>59074065
indeed, you have to take the matter in your own hand sooner or later
would pay to have those metaphorical hand surgically removed like kebabs
>>59073902
the day is inevitable and rampant
an army of working ants creeping closer
and pushing away the soft pillows of soothing darkness
>>59074067
No it's not. Give us back the Beatles then ta'. And your last 4/5 soccer captains. And half your 20th century musicians.
>>59074121
Fuck offffffff can't be doing with Australians rn
>>59074135
>the day is inevitable and rampant
not if i kill myself
>>59074108
I know we are but doesn't warrant such an awkward reaction, does it? I was being nice and polite, held the door for him and everything.
>>59074131
why la
>>59074135
that's deep lad
>>59074131
Same. It's so far fetched.
>>59074149
Sorry lad I'll leave
SIKE
>>59074147
>Back
Implying you ever had them.
>>59074175
my life is a long series of missed opportunities
except for a gf, never presented itself that one
>>59074169
should've confronted him
"the fuck is with that look, kraut? fuck off cunt"
>>59074166
gotta feel enough despair to do it though
i have had extremely bad moments but it was still too hard to slit those nice wriste of mine
thinking about jumping all the fucking hoops to get myself a musket la
>>59074213
but doesn't thinking about being happy imply you don't miss some opportunity?
or does it remind you of all the opportunities you've missed?
>superlike a girl on ye olde tinderino
>of course she reciprocates
>notice that she's 64km away
Haha 'TF niqqaz xD
>>59074255
Post her profile pic
>>59074255
yu needa fin hit dat azz bruh
>>59074255
Pretty sure you can't superlike someone who superlikes you.
>>59074255
can't you jump on a 'roo and ride it into sexual activies of various sorts?
>>59074273
She's the one on the right getting YELLOW'D
Love me a tactical superlike lads swear I get off on them more than with the bird haha wail (what am I like)
>>59074255
finna hit dat shit guh??
>>59074310
post puppy
I bought my momma a benz and bought my booboo a jag and now I'm rollin in a nine-trizzay El Do-Rad
>>59074295
Can you please make a bookmark for /balt/+/anz/?
>>59074310
protip: she likes asian guys
don't do it
>>59074310
Wew
She hella qt
>>59074310
are you a chinese proxy la?
>>59074310
fucking god almighty wasted a superlike on a weeb coloured haired eb girl hahahahaha lad idk wat 2 say tbqh
Mong can't link
>>59074303
>>59074303
>>59074337
I'm an Elliot Rodger mate
Going to slide on in like a snake
>>59074346
Tbf lad I wouldn't superlike someone I'm not 100% certain wont accept nowamisayin :D
>>59074244
not sure I get what you meant lad
definitely reminds me of those missed opportunities yeah
>>59074310
looks qt
>>59074310
>"kameka"
>looks like a tomboy
>loves the LYC
>Australian
You've had a mare pal
>>59074382
Thought you were dead mate
>>59074382
ahh yes i know what you mean.
superlike a girl who doesn't get many superlikes so she'll be more likely to accept.
>>59074437
Spot on mate the concepts ingenious and bullet proof
>>59074460
what's a superlike
not a normie so i wouldn't know
>>59074497
If you swipe up you get priority so you move to the front of their deck of tinder cards and it has a blue star which means that they're explicitly telling you that they've already liked you
>>59074541
tinder meta is getting pretty deep
>>59074541
Thought they got a notification and it moved you right to the top
>>59074310
>literally the girl one would spill their spaghetti unto at EB games