>Londoners pay £700 to live in a garage
Edition
off to colonise siberia wish me luck
alri
>>59069032
looks cosy
>>59069034
What did he say?
>>59069071
is that slang for having a wank
>>59069071
make the tzar proud lad
*rasheedposts*
>>59069078
He famously thinks that Shakespeare doesn't real
So how exactly will Sadiq lower london house prices
Interested in this story desu
How the fuck can the express be only 10p btw?
>>59069071
Sick of your posts now. You're a right fucking bellend. Where do you live? Lets meet for a proper tear up.
>you will never live on a rich, leafy, green, quiet Hampstead street in London in a large Victorian house, posting on /brit/ from the 5th floor in your all-wooden room with your Mac whilst your Range Rover Sport sits comfortably in your view on the street, slightly obscured by the large oak tree in your garden, whilst also booking a hiking trip across Peru for next month in another tab
northerners need not apply
>>59069084
No
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/668073/Vladimir-Putin-offers-disillusioned-British-citizens-free-land-in-Russia
>>59069032
Honestly why do people live in London? Like what's the deal?
Really want a hairy gf
>>59069109
take the current price and minus some
>>59069109
By building more houses and giving permission to private companies to build more houses
It's not rocket science
>>59069123
oh heck haha
>>59069114
they're all doctors and engineers after all, it's only normal they get taxed more
>>59069128
if you avoid the shit parts its amazing
the most advanced, developed, cleanest place in britain
whenever i leave london I have to take anti-depression pills cos the rest of the country is so bleak and shite
>>59069072
tummy
>>59069114
it's not you dingus
>>59069143
Pakis are SO disgusting
the gf
>>59069118
wakefield
come and fucking get me if you think you could handle it
>>59069118
soon to be siberia mate
>>59069128
That's where most of the good jobs are
The UK is very centralised
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165294
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165294
Wish every weeb-poster would simultaneously self-immolate themselves
wish my family had left for France when the Bolsheviks took over Imperial Russia
vinegaroons will eat your face
>>59069182
me at the bottom
nothing cringier than country roleplaying
>>59069172
>London
>cleanest
literally just pissed myself
>>59069172
I guess I can see that
The same is true for new york but I still would never want to live there
>>59069194
That actually makes a lot of sense
Saw a pretty rare Tokelau flag lads.
>>59069242
Why because the French are ponces just like you?
>tfw lonely
>>59069143
hot. do desi have straight pubes like chinese?
>Radiohead
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>59069275
can you post the one you posted last thread of the girls cuddling
>>59069275
please just post the sauce to this reee
>>59069301
>>59069269
not even that rare lad i've seen it on various occasions
do people actually revise for uni exams?
>>59069295
>anyone ever going to Northern Ireland to find a job
It's worse than eastern europe over there.
Do me a favour and link me to the Game of Thrones stream when it's time, cheers lads
>Radiohead? Not a fan.
>>59069325
W E W
E
W
>>59069032
no i think you're mistaken
londoners would love to pay £700 to live in a garage, most of them pay £1600 to live in a garage
>>59069295
I'm glad that the Northern Irish have no bearing on British policy thank god.
>>59069295
Funny because northern Ireland is by far the most pro EU region in the UK and would be fucked without EU development money and trading with the republic
How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.
How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.
London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.
What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
>>59069269
>he thinks Tokelau is rare
haha
>>59069325
vermont lad?
>>59069337
Yeah we don't all do politics at an ex poly
>>59069374
what does the red one mean?
>>59069334
>no gf feels from a lesbian porn webm
>>59069072
Fuck. Who is this whore?
>>59069334
thanks it gave me the feels because i used to cuddle with my oneitis in bed and she would look at me like that.
>>59069396
western sahara isn't recognised by the UN or something
>>59069396
Western Sahara has no ISP, so the flag is unobtainable. That's why it's red.
>>59069391
y- yes haha
>>59069417
No, it's because it has no ISP. If you post there, your flag shows up as Morocco.
>>59069295
But us here in Norn are the most reliant on the EU and stand to lose the most from leaving. Why would the fags from down south come up here?
Give me a reason to not to
Just (unironically) had the finest wank in my entire life
>>59069390
That is adorable.
>>59069443
what was the extension you told me about ages ago
imagely or something
also how do you get such high resolution of a shitty host like instagram
>>59069415
>used to
I'm so sorry goybro
>eating bread so stale that it feels toasted on one side
Anyone else here from York? First post.
>>59069390
Cute. That dog looks so happy and excited about life. I wish my life was as nice as his.
>>59069479
You'd literally never win the Euros or WC
>Daily ExpressImage copyrightDaily Express
Image caption
The Daily Express reports on plans to charge migrants more for NHS treatment in a crackdown on health tourism. The paper says the proposals will be announced later this month, and will require new arrivals to the UK have to pay cash for tests, scans, and emergency treatment.
Wahey the Tories are gonna use a UKIP policy
Guess it shows that voting for ukip makes the Tories take notice
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/667933/Send-British-Army-to-Ireland-before-Brexit-time-bomb-warn-UKIP-David-McNarry
>>59069479
big fan of this
Mercia would immediately become the most powerful
>>59069492
Imagus
it's VSCO not Instagram. Insta is fucking shit quality tbf.
>>59069519
Haha fucks sake fucked that right up
>>59069519
do you know what they mean by migrants you mug
if his name is rasheed and he lives here then he still gets it for free
i hope islam just takes UK over
>>59069479
Because you can't and won't
>>59069248
I saw those things often when I lived in New Mexico...strange to see a limey post such an obscure and disgusting bug--we have other varieties of them too.
>>59069555
genuinely rare
>>59069538
i see
VSCO is a good app tb.h, gets me an extra 40 likes or so on my photos
>>59069555
>Tokelau
>>59069499
are you german?
>>59069555
we're trying our best
>>59069580
'no'
read above in the thread you mong
>>59069547
Yes and there are 600,000 people moving here every year
>>59069555
nice proxy
>>59069578
genuinely don't understand what the decimals mean in bullets
is it the circumference or the height in cm?
>>59069555
rasheed
>>59069555
I hope the NZ government floods your so-called ''''''''''''''''''''''''country'''''''''''''''''''''''' with tens of thousands so-called engineers and doctors from Syria
>>59069593
surrender your knife now and share your wife
im black and muslim
>>59069641
no thanks but you should continue taking them we will just take NZ aid instead
>>59069612
7.62x39 means
>7.62 mm in diameter
>39 mm in length
>>59069667
guess you can say shamrez's snack was a SHAM haha
>>59069143
won't lie that's pretty hot desu
>>59069555
>Area
>Total 10 km2
LITERALLY HOW
Reminder that Ulster stopped posting here because he got doxxed and made up the story about banned on a static ip
This is his twitter
>>59069667
genuinely pissing myself at this for some reason
>>59069700
>>59069700
>>59069580
>>59069582
>>59069614
>>59069641
It's a proxy.....
>>59069729
not mongy enough to be that cunt
>>59069672
We'll take the the aid, and you can take the refugees :)
square up nigga
>>59069735
It's because of his utter shame at ruining hundreds of years of tradition by eating a cheese roll and that the tradition was "not eating pork".
Also the fact that he tried to "save" his brother from eating some pork but failed and that is described like someone was too slow at reviving a dying child.
>>59069729
He doesn't look like a "Fuck Irish Catholics" lad desu
>>59069226
>complaining about weebs
>on 4chan
>>59069762
there's no fucking way
the proxy machine has to literally be on the island then.
with a population of like 1.1k, i don't see why anyone would want to
who here / /
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVDojFhnW2I
frank ocean has the voice of an angel lads
new album needs to hurry
>>59069767
It's literally him haha
>>59069762
prove it...............
>>59069740
hey I live fairly close to that
>>59069828
Yeah and sheikh didn't look like a jihadi either
>>59069847
no it's not you clueless flagless runt
not one thing comes close to adding up
>>59069839
>>59069821
pissing myself some more now
>>59069667
>"YOU CAN'T EAT A CERTAIN TYPE OF MEAT OR LISTEN TO MUSIC BECAUSE I SAID SO"
why is allah so autistic lads
>>59069855
I'm sure
post feet haha
>>59069903
imagine his face when he realised there was pork in it hahahahaha
then
"BABY BROTHER NOOOOOOOO"
hahahahaha
>>59069612
.44 magnum is .44 inches in diameter at the base
9mm round is 9mm in diameter at the base
>>59069879
Good point
>>59069883
>this damage control
You aren't gonna act the same on ANONYMOUS 4chan as your public Twitter feed
>>59069840
sometimes the IPs assigned to small countries or territories are managed from other countries
iirc some NK ones are managed from Germany
>>59069762
i dont think we have any "proxies" here but if you find one and can post here with it I'll PayPal you 100$
>>59069641
>from ''Syria''
Nice try Rasheed
>>59069904
>Allah makes pakis live awful lives
He's a good lad in my book
>>59069903
I'm also imagining his "I can't believe this has happened" in this tone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU8B-QVZk
But imagine the fist is a cheese roll with some pork in it and the man the fist is attached to is Morrison's.
>>59069844
more like songs for men haha
Got my cock out again lads
>>59069936
North korea has their own IP range just like my country what has an 256 IP addresses
BLOODY ROMANS
>>59069936
hmmm
>>59069969
I'll have to join you, lad
>>59069885
triggered?
>>59069840
lmao are you retarded
you should talk to PK sometime
>>59069938
Stop posting, you're devaluing Tokelau's rarity. I wouldn't be surprised if it's over 5% at this point.
k
>>59069938
prove you aren't a so-called proxy
take a picture of drivers licence, passport, residents permit, currency, ect with timestamp
>I don't have a camera
lol
should have thought of that first you wanker
kettle's boiled lads brb
>>59069143
unironically want a paki gf
>>59069977
nah don't believe you lad post proofs. take a picture of your beach hut with palm trees
>>59070016
yary
>>59069938
post timestamp with your view or outside
>>59070001
autism
ramadan soon lads
hope they starve themselves
mum's cooking me bacon and eggs for breakfast
#blessed
>>59070001
https://whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/#/flagratio
>tfw no one to take a bath with
>>59070038
i genuinely had sex with your mum lad
>>59070057
>take a bath
FOY
>i genuinely had sex with your mum lad
why would he say this to me? :^(
>>59070057
where do you find all this great porn?
>>59070057
lend me 50 shekels please mr. based sex machine jew guy
>>59069904
heres actually why desu
1. a pig IS a dirty animal. it likes rolling around in mud. back in those days it made some sense to just abstain from eating a dirty animal. clearly today though with modern technology it makes no sense.
2. music in arabia was associated with the dancing prozzie girls so banning music was basically muhamshit trying to stamp out degeneracy.
i hate pakis but there is a reason for it
>>59070034
they can eat at night apparently
What's great is above the arctic circle the sun never sets for months depending how high you are
>>59070095
rasheed
>>59070022
I almost unironically had a paki gf
>>59070080
maybe he did
>>59070095
literally rasheed
chef school exams be like "what would be the best complement to a roast chicken? explain your seasoning"
>>59070095
>pig is a dirty animal
false
>>59070099
>apparently
as opposed to surviving a whole month without food or drink?
think about it you muppet
>>59070095
what about a dog, dog eats its own foeces
>>59070130
>>59070109
What went wrong?
>>59070084
On the Internet
>>59070094
40 whole shekels? I'd give you 30 but begging encourages laziness and decadence and that's bad for you. I'll be keeping these 10 shekels for myself then
>>59070121
do not ever speak to me or dat boi ever again
>>59070141
well I wouldn't know rasheed
Don't like American humour lads. BRUH UR A SAVAGE accompanied by a laughing emoticon just doesn't do anything for me.
Ah yes, this so-called Tokelauan (or as I like to call them, the Tokelesh) has failed to post proof of his existence
>>59070102
>>59070124
im not saying any of it makes sense today im saying it made sense for some arab empire building warlord in the context of the 7th century arabian desert
>>59070134
well either way it doesnt matter because that was the perception of pigs at the time obviously
Business idea: start a halal bacon farm in New Pakistan
>>59070171
thats nigger humor m8
>>59070171
thats nigger humour not american
Would you lads rather be incarcerated in a Nazi concentration camp or a Soviet Gulag?
Genuinely think I'd prefer the Nazi camps. If you went to Treblinka, you'd get gassed immediately so at least it's a fairly quick death.
In the Gulags, people were worked to death over the course of years, sometimes decades. And of course most people died there too. Plus it's in fucking Siberia.
>>59070179
what animal do we make the bacon from?
Reminder Russia used to be a beautiful, cosy European nation with normal people, before Bolshevism ruined everything
>>59070095
le no
one of the leading hypotheses was that there were large outbreak of trichinsosis associated with swine parasites so they began to steer away from pork because they could only associate it with the animal rather than the existance of small worms within the animals meat.
>theres actually a jew that infiltrates our thread and floods it with degeneracy
/pol/ was right
>>59070148
post more of girls cuddling
>>59070198
The Nazi POW camps were apparently just OK compared to the concentration camps
but I would much rather get sent to a concentration camp than a gulag
>>59070190
>>59070194
>black people aren't american
hmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFF3_MqO4Oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFF3_MqO4Oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFF3_MqO4Oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFF3_MqO4Oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFF3_MqO4Oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFF3_MqO4Oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFF3_MqO4Oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFF3_MqO4Oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFF3_MqO4Oc
seem to have misplaced my rizla somewhere
hmm this isn't ideal
>>59070171
>one of the leading hypotheses was that there were large outbreak of trichinsosis associated with swine parasites so they began to steer away from pork because they could only associate it with the animal rather than the existance of small worms within the animals meat.
>>59070198
Concentration since it NEVER HAPPENNED amirite lads
>>59070210
so what youre saying is it all comes down to negative perception of the pig as an animal which was what my point was anyway yeah ill see you after class
>>59070199
runts
>>59070223
They're 3/5ths of an American
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-Fifths_Compromise
>>59070212
The jidf is confirmed to post in /brit/. They always get triggered and start shitposting when ever someone posts the pictures proving they exist.
>>59070146
she told me she didn't like me the day after our first date then went on a date with some fat cunt a few days later
important video lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x2DFnGI9Ac
>>59070057
>>tfw no one to take a bath with
>Falling for the watery jew
>>59070213
The kind of material you're requesting is actually harder to find than girls being devastated by merciless robots, believe it or not
>>59070247
i was saying no to your theories based upon why they don't eat pork.
no fucking shit it's going to be associated with the negative perception of the animal. the animal is a fucking pig it didn't do anything
>>59070261
>/pol/ infographics
>proving anything
>me this weekend lads
>>59069667
>ey yo we live in a desert and pork spoils right quick, don't eat it senpai t. mohammed
>1500 years later still don't eat it
>>59070219
>The Nazi POW camps were apparently just OK compared to the concentration camps
No, you were treated according to your race
Brits had better treatment than others
>>59070312
FONT
oh shit waddup
>>59070144
Dogs got character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq1wDZ4Z1Uk
expect crippling
F E E L S
E
E
L
S
>>59070319
Nothing to do with it
Pork is infested with maggots
>>59070307
well sorry if i didnt word it properly but my "theory" was simply that the arabs had a negative perception of the pig on account of it being a "dirty" animal (which includes diseases etc.) and that this made relative sense within the context of the 7th century arabian desert.
>>59069904
It's not like it's hard to avoid eating pork. No problem in them doing so since it doesn't hurt anyone.
>>59070323
Yeah American and Commonwealth soldiers were treated mostly in accordance with the Geneva Convention. Just like Germans were here.
>>59070323
We dominated the Germans 2bh in the POW camps. A campaign of disrespect crushed their spirit.
>>59070327
waddupppppppppp
>>59070326
You jelly
>>59070198
>If you went to Treblinka, you'd get gassed immediately
>this is what good goys actually believe
gonna do a sleep
good night lads
*draws a cock on your face while you're passed out*
>>59070355
>7th century arabian desert.
bruh we waz kings
>>59070396
he's actually german
Reminder Islam is a historical anomaly
It was never meant to spread
>>59069977
We all know you're a proxy. You just turn up one day and start posting random crap to every single /pol/ and /int/ thread contributing nothing clearly trying to look rare, because your Daddy starved you for cock and you survive on (You)s.
>>59070443
What?
Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to post on 4chan soon
Gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin cuz I got no friends
Look out window and damn near went blind
Been three weeks since I went outside
Boot up the pc and I started to click
With my daki at the side of my hip
Open 4chan and I start scrollin
Just as I thought the fools shitpostin
Another NEET day with my pillow bride
Was 'sposed to get a job but I never applied
Then I let the anime play
Watching Serial Experiments Lain
Crack an RC and I start to sip
Then I fill up another bottle of piss
>>59070257
This joke would kill on /b/. Maybe you should go back there.
political campaign idea - strip pensioners of all their entitlements and benefits and start charging them for nhs care
Reminder capitalism is a historical anomaly
It was never meant to spread
>>59070477
nigger desu
>>59070223
i swear she's had braces for like 8 years hahaha
>>59070477
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nah.
>>59070257
>explaining the joke in the same post
kudos for efficiency
>>59070467
t. alberto barbosa
>>59070460
Islamic caliphates exploited the power vaccuum that came about due to the two largest/most powerful empires were declining
It should never have left Saudi Arabia
>>59070367
This meme is beyond me
don't get it
political campaign idea- promise to invade France but invade Ireland instead.
>>59070310
I remember the old Stormfront copypasta of links that all led to unrelated shit. That was funny.
>>59070492
can you do a got synopsis for me again this week?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=440_1462736506
>that giant machine gun thing at the start
wew
evening x
>>59070533
ofc come to ky at 3 x
i'm dat boi btw
Is bookielad here?
What are the odds on the home nations winning the Euros?
>>59070544
oh shit waddup
Spent the last of me giro on a few eccies last night pulled some talent in the club, had a good shag but her minge stank like a carpark stairway won't be doing that again boys
>>59070512
Why would anyone want to invade france
>>59070467
excellent
http://thezog.info/list-summaries/
ahhhh, yes, very impressive
>>59070543
ta x
>>59070551
400/3 in the final quarter each way
>>59070494
3/5 compromise isn't even true anymore. Did you really believe that was still legal?
>>59070543
>>59070533
or tomorrow i suppose lol
>>59070540
wag1
