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>Londoners pay £700 to live in a garage
Edition
off to colonise siberia wish me luck
alri
>>59069032
looks cosy
>>59069034
What did he say?
>>59069071
is that slang for having a wank
>>59069071
make the tzar proud lad
*rasheedposts*
>>59069078
He famously thinks that Shakespeare doesn't real
So how exactly will Sadiq lower london house prices
Interested in this story desu
How the fuck can the express be only 10p btw?
>>59069071
Sick of your posts now. You're a right fucking bellend. Where do you live? Lets meet for a proper tear up.
>you will never live on a rich, leafy, green, quiet Hampstead street in London in a large Victorian house, posting on /brit/ from the 5th floor in your all-wooden room with your Mac whilst your Range Rover Sport sits comfortably in your view on the street, slightly obscured by the large oak tree in your garden, whilst also booking a hiking trip across Peru for next month in another tab
northerners need not apply
>>59069084
No
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/668073/Vladimir-Putin-offers-disillusioned-British-citizens-free-land-in-Russia
>>59069032
Honestly why do people live in London? Like what's the deal?
Really want a hairy gf
>>59069109
take the current price and minus some
>>59069109
By building more houses and giving permission to private companies to build more houses
It's not rocket science
>>59069123
oh heck haha
>>59069114
they're all doctors and engineers after all, it's only normal they get taxed more
>>59069128
if you avoid the shit parts its amazing
the most advanced, developed, cleanest place in britain
whenever i leave london I have to take anti-depression pills cos the rest of the country is so bleak and shite
>>59069072
tummy
>>59069114
it's not you dingus
>>59069143
Pakis are SO disgusting
the gf
>>59069118
wakefield
come and fucking get me if you think you could handle it
>>59069118
soon to be siberia mate
>>59069128
That's where most of the good jobs are
The UK is very centralised
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165294
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165294
Wish every weeb-poster would simultaneously self-immolate themselves
wish my family had left for France when the Bolsheviks took over Imperial Russia
vinegaroons will eat your face
>>59069182
me at the bottom
nothing cringier than country roleplaying
>>59069172
>London
>cleanest
literally just pissed myself
>>59069172
I guess I can see that
The same is true for new york but I still would never want to live there
>>59069194
That actually makes a lot of sense
Saw a pretty rare Tokelau flag lads.
>>59069242
Why because the French are ponces just like you?
>tfw lonely
>>59069143
hot. do desi have straight pubes like chinese?
>Radiohead
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>59069275
can you post the one you posted last thread of the girls cuddling
>>59069275
please just post the sauce to this reee
>>59069269
not even that rare lad i've seen it on various occasions
do people actually revise for uni exams?
>>59069295
>anyone ever going to Northern Ireland to find a job
It's worse than eastern europe over there.
Do me a favour and link me to the Game of Thrones stream when it's time, cheers lads
>Radiohead? Not a fan.
>>59069325
W E W
E
W
>>59069032
no i think you're mistaken
londoners would love to pay £700 to live in a garage, most of them pay £1600 to live in a garage
>>59069295
I'm glad that the Northern Irish have no bearing on British policy thank god.
>>59069295
Funny because northern Ireland is by far the most pro EU region in the UK and would be fucked without EU development money and trading with the republic
How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.
How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.
London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.
What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
>>59069269
>he thinks Tokelau is rare
haha
>>59069325
vermont lad?
>>59069337
Yeah we don't all do politics at an ex poly
>>59069374
what does the red one mean?
>>59069334
>no gf feels from a lesbian porn webm
>>59069072
Fuck. Who is this whore?
>>59069334
thanks it gave me the feels because i used to cuddle with my oneitis in bed and she would look at me like that.
>>59069396
western sahara isn't recognised by the UN or something
>>59069396
Western Sahara has no ISP, so the flag is unobtainable. That's why it's red.
>>59069391
y- yes haha
>>59069417
No, it's because it has no ISP. If you post there, your flag shows up as Morocco.
>>59069295
But us here in Norn are the most reliant on the EU and stand to lose the most from leaving. Why would the fags from down south come up here?
Give me a reason to not to
Just (unironically) had the finest wank in my entire life
>>59069390
That is adorable.
>>59069443
what was the extension you told me about ages ago
imagely or something
also how do you get such high resolution of a shitty host like instagram
>>59069415
>used to
I'm so sorry goybro
>eating bread so stale that it feels toasted on one side
Anyone else here from York? First post.
>>59069390
Cute. That dog looks so happy and excited about life. I wish my life was as nice as his.
>>59069479
You'd literally never win the Euros or WC
>Daily ExpressImage copyrightDaily Express
Image caption
The Daily Express reports on plans to charge migrants more for NHS treatment in a crackdown on health tourism. The paper says the proposals will be announced later this month, and will require new arrivals to the UK have to pay cash for tests, scans, and emergency treatment.
Wahey the Tories are gonna use a UKIP policy
Guess it shows that voting for ukip makes the Tories take notice
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/667933/Send-British-Army-to-Ireland-before-Brexit-time-bomb-warn-UKIP-David-McNarry
>>59069479
big fan of this
Mercia would immediately become the most powerful
>>59069492
Imagus
it's VSCO not Instagram. Insta is fucking shit quality tbf.
>>59069519
Haha fucks sake fucked that right up
>>59069519
do you know what they mean by migrants you mug
if his name is rasheed and he lives here then he still gets it for free
i hope islam just takes UK over
>>59069479
Because you can't and won't
>>59069248
I saw those things often when I lived in New Mexico...strange to see a limey post such an obscure and disgusting bug--we have other varieties of them too.
>>59069555
genuinely rare
>>59069538
i see
VSCO is a good app tb.h, gets me an extra 40 likes or so on my photos
>>59069555
>Tokelau
>>59069499
are you german?
>>59069555
we're trying our best
>>59069580
'no'
read above in the thread you mong
>>59069547
Yes and there are 600,000 people moving here every year
>>59069555
nice proxy
>>59069578
genuinely don't understand what the decimals mean in bullets
is it the circumference or the height in cm?
>>59069555
rasheed
>>59069555
I hope the NZ government floods your so-called ''''''''''''''''''''''''country'''''''''''''''''''''''' with tens of thousands so-called engineers and doctors from Syria
>>59069593
surrender your knife now and share your wife
im black and muslim
>>59069641
no thanks but you should continue taking them we will just take NZ aid instead
>>59069612
7.62x39 means
>7.62 mm in diameter
>39 mm in length
>>59069667
guess you can say shamrez's snack was a SHAM haha
>>59069143
won't lie that's pretty hot desu
>>59069555
>Area
>Total 10 km2
LITERALLY HOW
Reminder that Ulster stopped posting here because he got doxxed and made up the story about banned on a static ip
This is his twitter
>>59069667
genuinely pissing myself at this for some reason
>>59069700
>>59069580
>>59069582
>>59069614
>>59069641
It's a proxy.....
>>59069729
not mongy enough to be that cunt
>>59069672
We'll take the the aid, and you can take the refugees :)
square up nigga
>>59069735
It's because of his utter shame at ruining hundreds of years of tradition by eating a cheese roll and that the tradition was "not eating pork".
Also the fact that he tried to "save" his brother from eating some pork but failed and that is described like someone was too slow at reviving a dying child.
>>59069729
He doesn't look like a "Fuck Irish Catholics" lad desu
>>59069226
>complaining about weebs
>on 4chan
>>59069762
there's no fucking way
the proxy machine has to literally be on the island then.
with a population of like 1.1k, i don't see why anyone would want to
who here / /
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVDojFhnW2I
frank ocean has the voice of an angel lads
new album needs to hurry
>>59069767
It's literally him haha
>>59069762
prove it...............
>>59069740
hey I live fairly close to that
>>59069828
Yeah and sheikh didn't look like a jihadi either
>>59069847
no it's not you clueless flagless runt
not one thing comes close to adding up
>>59069821
pissing myself some more now
>>59069667
>"YOU CAN'T EAT A CERTAIN TYPE OF MEAT OR LISTEN TO MUSIC BECAUSE I SAID SO"
why is allah so autistic lads
>>59069855
I'm sure
post feet haha
>>59069903
imagine his face when he realised there was pork in it hahahahaha
then
"BABY BROTHER NOOOOOOOO"
hahahahaha
>>59069612
.44 magnum is .44 inches in diameter at the base
9mm round is 9mm in diameter at the base
>>59069879
Good point
>>59069883
>this damage control
You aren't gonna act the same on ANONYMOUS 4chan as your public Twitter feed
>>59069840
sometimes the IPs assigned to small countries or territories are managed from other countries
iirc some NK ones are managed from Germany
>>59069762
i dont think we have any "proxies" here but if you find one and can post here with it I'll PayPal you 100$
>>59069641
>from ''Syria''
Nice try Rasheed
>>59069904
>Allah makes pakis live awful lives
He's a good lad in my book
>>59069903
I'm also imagining his "I can't believe this has happened" in this tone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU8B-QVZk
But imagine the fist is a cheese roll with some pork in it and the man the fist is attached to is Morrison's.
>>59069844
more like songs for men haha
Got my cock out again lads
>>59069936
North korea has their own IP range just like my country what has an 256 IP addresses
BLOODY ROMANS
>>59069936
hmmm
>>59069969
I'll have to join you, lad
>>59069885
triggered?
>>59069840
lmao are you retarded
you should talk to PK sometime
>>59069938
Stop posting, you're devaluing Tokelau's rarity. I wouldn't be surprised if it's over 5% at this point.
k
>>59069938
prove you aren't a so-called proxy
take a picture of drivers licence, passport, residents permit, currency, ect with timestamp
>I don't have a camera
lol
should have thought of that first you wanker
kettle's boiled lads brb
>>59069143
unironically want a paki gf
>>59069977
nah don't believe you lad post proofs. take a picture of your beach hut with palm trees
>>59070016
yary
>>59069938
post timestamp with your view or outside
>>59070001
autism
ramadan soon lads
hope they starve themselves
mum's cooking me bacon and eggs for breakfast
#blessed
>>59070001
https://whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/#/flagratio
>tfw no one to take a bath with
>>59070038
i genuinely had sex with your mum lad
>>59070057
>take a bath
FOY
>i genuinely had sex with your mum lad
why would he say this to me? :^(
>>59070057
where do you find all this great porn?
>>59070057
lend me 50 shekels please mr. based sex machine jew guy
>>59069904
heres actually why desu
1. a pig IS a dirty animal. it likes rolling around in mud. back in those days it made some sense to just abstain from eating a dirty animal. clearly today though with modern technology it makes no sense.
2. music in arabia was associated with the dancing prozzie girls so banning music was basically muhamshit trying to stamp out degeneracy.
i hate pakis but there is a reason for it
>>59070034
they can eat at night apparently
What's great is above the arctic circle the sun never sets for months depending how high you are
>>59070095
rasheed
>>59070022
I almost unironically had a paki gf
>>59070080
maybe he did
>>59070095
literally rasheed
chef school exams be like "what would be the best complement to a roast chicken? explain your seasoning"
>>59070095
>pig is a dirty animal
false
>>59070099
>apparently
as opposed to surviving a whole month without food or drink?
think about it you muppet
>>59070095
what about a dog, dog eats its own foeces
>>59070109
What went wrong?
>>59070084
On the Internet
>>59070094
40 whole shekels? I'd give you 30 but begging encourages laziness and decadence and that's bad for you. I'll be keeping these 10 shekels for myself then
>>59070121
do not ever speak to me or dat boi ever again
>>59070141
well I wouldn't know rasheed
Don't like American humour lads. BRUH UR A SAVAGE accompanied by a laughing emoticon just doesn't do anything for me.
Ah yes, this so-called Tokelauan (or as I like to call them, the Tokelesh) has failed to post proof of his existence
>>59070102
>>59070124
im not saying any of it makes sense today im saying it made sense for some arab empire building warlord in the context of the 7th century arabian desert
>>59070134
well either way it doesnt matter because that was the perception of pigs at the time obviously
Business idea: start a halal bacon farm in New Pakistan
>>59070171
thats nigger humor m8
>>59070171
thats nigger humour not american
Would you lads rather be incarcerated in a Nazi concentration camp or a Soviet Gulag?
Genuinely think I'd prefer the Nazi camps. If you went to Treblinka, you'd get gassed immediately so at least it's a fairly quick death.
In the Gulags, people were worked to death over the course of years, sometimes decades. And of course most people died there too. Plus it's in fucking Siberia.
>>59070179
what animal do we make the bacon from?
Reminder Russia used to be a beautiful, cosy European nation with normal people, before Bolshevism ruined everything
>>59070095
le no
one of the leading hypotheses was that there were large outbreak of trichinsosis associated with swine parasites so they began to steer away from pork because they could only associate it with the animal rather than the existance of small worms within the animals meat.
>theres actually a jew that infiltrates our thread and floods it with degeneracy
/pol/ was right
>>59070148
post more of girls cuddling
>>59070198
The Nazi POW camps were apparently just OK compared to the concentration camps
but I would much rather get sent to a concentration camp than a gulag
>>59070190
>>59070194
>black people aren't american
hmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFF3_MqO4Oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFF3_MqO4Oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFF3_MqO4Oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFF3_MqO4Oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFF3_MqO4Oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFF3_MqO4Oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFF3_MqO4Oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFF3_MqO4Oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFF3_MqO4Oc
seem to have misplaced my rizla somewhere
hmm this isn't ideal
>one of the leading hypotheses was that there were large outbreak of trichinsosis associated with swine parasites so they began to steer away from pork because they could only associate it with the animal rather than the existance of small worms within the animals meat.
>>59070198
Concentration since it NEVER HAPPENNED amirite lads
>>59070210
so what youre saying is it all comes down to negative perception of the pig as an animal which was what my point was anyway yeah ill see you after class
>>59070199
runts
>>59070223
They're 3/5ths of an American
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-Fifths_Compromise
>>59070212
The jidf is confirmed to post in /brit/. They always get triggered and start shitposting when ever someone posts the pictures proving they exist.
>>59070146
she told me she didn't like me the day after our first date then went on a date with some fat cunt a few days later
important video lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x2DFnGI9Ac
>>59070057
>>tfw no one to take a bath with
>Falling for the watery jew
>>59070213
The kind of material you're requesting is actually harder to find than girls being devastated by merciless robots, believe it or not
>>59070247
i was saying no to your theories based upon why they don't eat pork.
no fucking shit it's going to be associated with the negative perception of the animal. the animal is a fucking pig it didn't do anything
>>59070261
>/pol/ infographics
>proving anything
>me this weekend lads
>>59069667
>ey yo we live in a desert and pork spoils right quick, don't eat it senpai t. mohammed
>1500 years later still don't eat it
>>59070219
>The Nazi POW camps were apparently just OK compared to the concentration camps
No, you were treated according to your race
Brits had better treatment than others
>>59070312
FONT
oh shit waddup
>>59070144
Dogs got character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq1wDZ4Z1Uk
expect crippling
F E E L S
E
E
L
S
>>59070319
Nothing to do with it
Pork is infested with maggots
>>59070307
well sorry if i didnt word it properly but my "theory" was simply that the arabs had a negative perception of the pig on account of it being a "dirty" animal (which includes diseases etc.) and that this made relative sense within the context of the 7th century arabian desert.
>>59069904
It's not like it's hard to avoid eating pork. No problem in them doing so since it doesn't hurt anyone.
>>59070323
Yeah American and Commonwealth soldiers were treated mostly in accordance with the Geneva Convention. Just like Germans were here.
>>59070323
We dominated the Germans 2bh in the POW camps. A campaign of disrespect crushed their spirit.
>>59070327
waddupppppppppp
>>59070326
You jelly
>>59070198
>If you went to Treblinka, you'd get gassed immediately
>this is what good goys actually believe
gonna do a sleep
good night lads
*draws a cock on your face while you're passed out*
>>59070355
>7th century arabian desert.
bruh we waz kings
>>59070396
he's actually german
Reminder Islam is a historical anomaly
It was never meant to spread
>>59069977
We all know you're a proxy. You just turn up one day and start posting random crap to every single /pol/ and /int/ thread contributing nothing clearly trying to look rare, because your Daddy starved you for cock and you survive on (You)s.
>>59070443
What?
Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to post on 4chan soon
Gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin cuz I got no friends
Look out window and damn near went blind
Been three weeks since I went outside
Boot up the pc and I started to click
With my daki at the side of my hip
Open 4chan and I start scrollin
Just as I thought the fools shitpostin
Another NEET day with my pillow bride
Was 'sposed to get a job but I never applied
Then I let the anime play
Watching Serial Experiments Lain
Crack an RC and I start to sip
Then I fill up another bottle of piss
>>59070257
This joke would kill on /b/. Maybe you should go back there.
political campaign idea - strip pensioners of all their entitlements and benefits and start charging them for nhs care
Reminder capitalism is a historical anomaly
It was never meant to spread
>>59070477
nigger desu
>>59070223
i swear she's had braces for like 8 years hahaha
>>59070477
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nah.
>>59070257
>explaining the joke in the same post
kudos for efficiency
>>59070467
t. alberto barbosa
>>59070460
Islamic caliphates exploited the power vaccuum that came about due to the two largest/most powerful empires were declining
It should never have left Saudi Arabia
>>59070367
This meme is beyond me
don't get it
political campaign idea- promise to invade France but invade Ireland instead.
>>59070310
I remember the old Stormfront copypasta of links that all led to unrelated shit. That was funny.
>>59070492
can you do a got synopsis for me again this week?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=440_1462736506
>that giant machine gun thing at the start
wew
evening x
>>59070533
ofc come to ky at 3 x
i'm dat boi btw
Is bookielad here?
What are the odds on the home nations winning the Euros?
>>59070544
oh shit waddup
Spent the last of me giro on a few eccies last night pulled some talent in the club, had a good shag but her minge stank like a carpark stairway won't be doing that again boys
>>59070512
Why would anyone want to invade france
>>59070467
excellent
http://thezog.info/list-summaries/
ahhhh, yes, very impressive
>>59070543
ta x
>>59070551
400/3 in the final quarter each way
>>59070494
3/5 compromise isn't even true anymore. Did you really believe that was still legal?
>>59070543
>>59070533
or tomorrow i suppose lol
>>59070540
wag1
>>59070544
Greetings. How do you do?
>>59070554
not much
there is nothing wrong with multiculturalism
>>59070581
just finished off large amount of coursework, and now i shall be watching got
decent stuff
how r u
>>59070551
who is bookie lad
just google it you fucking mong
>>59070574
wow really ???
multiculturalism simply means chasing down the last white person
>>59070584
blank yank
>when you hear someone unironically say wag1
lads, got an epic idea. think of any song then change the lyrics to make them sound like a reddit post
WHERE LE HOOD WHERE LE HOOD WHERE LE HOOD AT
hahaha
>>59070600
excellent
going to do the same desu; its gunner kill me waking up in 4 hours but i can hardly leave got another 24 hours can i
>>59070568
I don't know what that means desu
>>59070601
He set the odds on Japlad getting any action on his date in Osaka
>>59070615
It's rare you get a glimpse into the average Yank's mind.
>>59070396
I'm German.
Hahahahaha we killed all the jews.
>>59070642
>waking up in 4 hours
awful, why would you do such a thing to yourself
gotta get a full 12 hours in
>>59070584
>>59070615
paste it in microsoft word
pretty weird
>>59070661
im a wee working trollop now! i cant just sleep when i want anymore
>>59070661
what kind of melt sleeps 12 hours a day?
>>59070691
tuna
let the bodies hit the floor
>>59070684
deary me when did this happen
>>59070691
me
>>59070628
>gif
fuck off
>>59070655
of course you did, all 6 gorillion of them
>not waking up after 8-9 hours
i am the master race
BLUNT to mah liiihps, GUN on mah hiiiihp, ROCKS in mah sohhhck, POCKET fulla' chiiihps, WATCHIN' fuh tha' Piiihgs, SPLITTIN' hatuhhz wiiihgs, $TACKIN' me sommme griiihp, PLAYA' can yuhh dihhhg!!! Ayyyyyyyyye
>>59070691
steel beams
Hey lads look at this poofter ha ha
>>59070691
cretinous ones
reminder to sit straight lads
>>59070535
I have noticed more and more yank soldiers are wearing British camo. Why is this?
I'm so lonely. I can't bear this much longer.
>>59070735
im laying in my bed :) x
>>59070735
bit intolerant
>>59070746
We're reclaiming them.
>>59070725
walk up to your house knock on your door and blow your arse* off
post you're waifu and how much you love her lads
>>59070732
Looks like a proper nonce.
>>59070759
Me too xx
>>59070724
6 hours is all you need
who /6hoursleep/ here
anyone need a got stream?
>britain literally invented america
weird thought
>>59070735
lols get this yeah
>>59070746
>>59070759
>>59070760
i was like how does 735 already have three replies but 4chan only shows two, then i realised, one was replying to 535 XD
>>59070704
couple of weeks ago
>>59070785
possibly, theres every chance my one will fuck up
>ywn work in a factory that makes padded envelopes
why even live?
>>59070783
4 hour sleep masterrace
>>59070774
not that much but she's quite fit and has good banter on snapchat
>>59070759
nice lad
>>59070760
you can sit like a bender but it's preferable to sit straight desu
fucks sake
>>59070790
biggest mistake we ever made
>>59070778
Famously dressed his soldiers in blue.
Fucking French loving bender.
>>59070799
better get promoted to a machine operator x
What's the natural amount of sleep time, assuming you aren't disturbed by anything?
I get about 10-11 hours
business idea: australian mounted spiders
>>59070814
harsh but fair
haha
>>59070796
very interesting
have been a bit absent these past few weeks desu
these are the VLC network stream things
http://hotmemes.online:2345/benis
http://96.47.225.155:9720/on3
there will be obligatory memeing at the start because they are /tv/ streams
>>59070801
nice la
6 is optimal for me but i do fine on 4
>>59070790
Thanks dad :3
>1 shot at life
>born in the age of decadence
>>59070725
Project Pat, a nigga, that's down for his crown mang. If yo ass step, Ima be downtown mang. Fourth floor bow mane, das if i get caught mane. Push me to tha edge, so it really aint ma fault mang. See I gotta die mang, so dont even try mang. Enemies gon' bleed once i let these bullets fly mang, mama gonna cry mang, i like to get high mang, niggas passin plates snortin line after line mang
>>59070823
believe 9 is optimal
>>59070759
post pucci
>>59070816
>biggest mistake we ever made
really?
half of the technology, science and medicine in the world is because of america
£5 bet you're a literal paki
>>59070823
8 hours
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t96deZGANr4
>>59070838
far beyond my expertise unfortunately
will just hail muhammad and hope for the best with my reddit stream x
>>59070823
about 8 or 9
but i find it incredibly easy to fall back asleep for a few more hours
>>59070823
i'm a NEET atm and i could never sleep for that long
7-8 desu
>>59070856
But that's wrong and you are a yank for making that claim.
>>59070856
Enjoying the motherland mr Yank?
Lads, I need help
I've missed an essay deadline and seeing as I'm getting progessively drunk right now I'm probably going to have to skip my tutorial tomorrow.
I'm going to say to my tutor that I was in hospital over the weekend, as an excuse.
Seeing as I have no visible injuries, what should I tell him I was in for? What would be a believable condition to be hospitalised for, for say 3 days?
>>59070863
click this
paste url in the box
>>59070849
https://gyazo.com/7168b7eba1378287061e8a98ed7f8ae8
>>59070890
what if they ask for proof?
where were you when you realised mosley was right about literally everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NqG2lAojNQ
>>59070880
>>59070879
how deluded do you have to be to claim that america didn't have a key role in developing the modern world? they are literally world leaders in technology
>>59070838
wtf I clicked this, something downloaded, deleted itself and command prompt opened for a split second
l-lads?
>>59070890
it's all down hill from here la
>>59070895
cba to get vlc but fanks 4 trying
>>59070856
Howdy partner.
>>59070811
post more tbqh
>>59069390
What a fucking nob, the moment tour dog starts acting like a mug you need to put that prick down.
>>59070925
or mpc-hc if that's more up your street x
>>59070915
;)
>>59070912
Thanks dad <3
>>59070890
yeah..don't do that. they almost always have you leave with documentary evidence you were there and there is ALWAYS documentary evidence made you were there.
they will 100% ask you for evidence of it because it's so easy to get and you will be completely fucked. just say you were bed ridden all weekend. turn up to class hungover as fuck so you look really sick or something idk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S975Inx4Nxo
>>59069143
She looks French
>>59070780
I don't set an alarm though and if I wake up after 6 hours I feel pretty tired
MPC-HC > VLC
>>59070912
due to the single drop of anglo blood in their mongrel veins
>>59070912
How deluded do you have to be to invent a reply instead of making one to my reply?
>>59070953
i agree, can't get it on mac though
>>59070934
oh fine
GoT it working (pune, play on words etc.)
i am the leetest haxor
>>59070856
all technology after 1950 was a mistake
>>59070912
It's what the rasheeds call "banter"
Every thread the pakis are shit-talking the Irish, Scottish, French, Americans... and when you call them out on being anti-White paki cunts, they claim it's just ''banter''
>>59070951
hahahaha
>>59070968
create a windows partition
>>59070981
i like it
>>59070912
Except nobody claimed they didn't invent a lot, just that your claim of half was bullshit, yank.
>>59070990
i have no need for windows on my mac though
vlc or mpv will do
>>59070987
Even CNC and microchips? Giving technology to pakis was definitely a mistake tho
>>59070912
If we didn't invent america those people would have stayed in europe and put their ideas to better use
>>59070995
theres a loop of a yank with knickers on his face
am i in the right place
>watching current tv shows other than coronation street
nah that's not me
>>59070934
Got a 2s clip of some faggot walking over a "save us" sign
I assume it's not GoT
>>59071032
>>59071040
yes
>there will be obligatory memeing at the start because they are /tv/ streams
it'll start soon enough
>>59071033
it's full of pakis and faggots now though
>>59070938
What do then?
Please help. I'm hanging on by a thread
Kidney stones?
Greatest man to ever live.
stopping and starting and stopping and starting
>>59071044
excellent
it had better start on time or therell be hell to pay
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165615
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165615
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165615
IMPORTANT POLL
>>59071044
Nah I mean it's the only thing that plays
>>59071058
the hotmemes.online one is starting i think
>>59071048
been full of batty boys for ages and the 2 younger paki birds are both fit
first one works better
excellent
There are some ridiculously FUCKING UGLY women on tinder
Loads of fatties trying not to show it in their main picture, too. Undercover chubbers tryin to be sneaky but we don't love dem hoes
>>59071051
just say you were ill all weekend and bed bound but havent actually been to the doctor yet
>>59071069
still on the american dad loop for me
>>59070997
Generally, when someone says "half" of something they don't usually mean literally 50% of something you fucking autistic twat.
>I'm doing half the work around here
>Half of what you've written is nonsense
>>59071067
are you opening it as a network stream on mpc/vlc/mpv/etc.?
use the hotmemes
>>59071080
interesting
try open it as network stream again?
t. rasheed from tech support
>>59071054
Rubbish picture of Oswald 2bh
jorah is azor ahai
it fits
>>59071081
You're talking to literal pakis mate, don't expect them to have half a brain cell.
>>59071067
nm the other is nm tried the other one and it's playing
>>59071090
just repeats a 2 second loop whenever i open it
ill stick to my reddit one i guess
>>59071081
>Talk bollocks
>Get called out on it
>Well obviously it wasn't literal y-you a..aa-autist
really important one here lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165635
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165635
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165635
Decided to chat up one of the chubbers for practice
Gonna get some nudes
best stream?
>>59071116
weird desu
ye i guess that will be better
>>59071116
try the other one lad it works fine
>>59071129
no it fucking doesnt
>>59071126
reddit one just crashed but its back now
very high strung
Been in the beer garden all day lads
>>59071117
You're response was literally. "ha but they didn't invent half and you said half so you're wrong". And failure to recognise metaphorical or figurative speech is indeed one of the key indicators of autism
nice bit of arse to open the show
v. good
>>59071121
>"oh I'm actually still in highschool"
FUCKS SAKE
dropped
I'm not Matthew fucking McConaughey
#Meme #memes #lol #lmao #lmfao #wtf #wth #funny #ifunny #post #pic #hilarious #humor #haha #funnyaf #omg #true #joke #ctfu #rofl #comedy #rp #follow #yolo
>>59071148
sry to hear that lad
>>59071051
just say you were bed ridden with something all weekend and that you haven't been to the doctor yet. you can ask what documentation they require to make it look like you don't do it often and that you can have it for them by the next day.
they might just tell you to get fucked idk but that's probably your best shot.
>>59071162
that's why you don't match with 18 year olds lad. first rule of tinder is to change your age search to 19 or 20 because 16 year olds who want to act out against dad get tinder and set their age to 18.
Reminder anyone talking shit about Yanks/Irish/Scottish is most likely a Paki pretending to be a Brit who is 'bantering'
>>59071051
they're prolly gonna ask for a medical certificate
>>59071195
Thanks dad :)
>>59071030
>If we didn't invent america those people would have stayed in europe and put their ideas to better use
america is made up of poor europeans you cretin
>>59071158
>You're response
anyone have trouble identifying with slavs? like you just cant really get on their wavelength, they are all a bit alien. like even though you dont understand german or french or whatever you still kind of feel similar to a german of frenchman and can detect their emotions and stuff but with slavs its different.
>>59071195
FOY
>>59071192
I'm gonna start going for 20-40
Gonna go after some milfs, it's been a minute since I got with an older lady but they know what they're doing
>>59071195
>Hating the rivals of the British, that's paki talk!
Could you be a sneakier rasheed?
>>59071164
What the fuck is wrong with his thigh?
>>59071162
my gf is still in high school desu
>>59071164
>first picture is a guy with one leg
>second picture is the same guy with still only one leg
lazy fucker
>>59071218
>ah yes, i'm an absolute retard so i better just point out the typo
>kit harrington is balding
So there IS a greater justice after all
Poop not flushing. At friends house. Help me. Wat do??
ding dang doo
>>59071224
because anglos are western european
eastern europeans are different and are victims of years and years of communism
>>59071195
Get fucked Ken.
>>59071255
Drop it in the trash
>>59071255
exit through window
London whites stood firm against Hitler's bombs.
600,000 whites have recently fled London's "diversity."
Discuss.
>>59071248
>typo
>y-yes my finger accidentally hit the apostrophe key and stuck an E on the end
͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏ ▲͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏
͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏▲͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏▲
>>59071224
I can see what you mean but no, not really, I admire all European people
I can't see East Asians as my equal though. They truly are alien to me.
>>59071248
Stop talking to me, you faggot. You got beaten and are only making yourself look worse.
>>59070548
give source
NOW
>>59071269
>trash
FOY
and I would wrap it in toilet paper and put it in the bin but it fucking reeks.
>>59071281
serious replies only please...
>>59071292
͏͏ ͏͏ ▲
▲͏ ͏▲
>>59071286
>what are phones
hit you're instead of your on the suggested word. besides, nice to see you've abandoned your retarded argument. gg
>>59071283
The bombs were much less destructive.
>>59071298
No he didn't. You're losing the argument badly and you've been called out several times. Nice try Rasheed.
I hope American drones launch a strike on your tuctuc on your way back to islamabad.
>>59071312
Break it into pieces and see if that works
>>59071312
take a big spoon
break it down with spoon while flushing
throw the spoon in the trash
>>59071244
age of consent is 18 here though so theres an <25% chance she's actually old enough to hook up with. Supposedly she's 18 but I'd have to card this girl somehow and that's too much trouble for just working on my game
>>59071316
You are one seriously pathetic faggot. Stop shitting up the thread arguing with him.
R
a
s
h
e
e
d
hate her face and she looks like she smells
wish she didn't get work
>>59071224
I hate everyone who isn't a white English southerner
>>59071358
just hate everyone who isn't white desu
>>59071331
You pakis are just terrible. Awful at English and awful at facts.
You should just end yourself.
>>59071244
how old are you though?
>>59071224
No but I would be much more confident talking to an attractive Eastern European woman than a Western European one.
I may be wrong, but women from there are much more feminine and aren't bitchy, masculine cunts like they are here. I can't imagine myself ever marrying a British bird, whereas Polish women are very appealing to me.
>>59071332
Wat
Moar
>>59071353
Rorke
>>59071358
What would you describe as the south? The home counties?
>>59071358
So you hate everyone then?
>>59071332
wagwan
>>59071343
piece of shit blank space gimmick doesnt work
>>59071224
culturally british shit skins>slavic scum
>>59071263
slavs were different to western euros way before communism... its got fuck all to do with communism its entirely to do with cultures developing in separate geographic areas under different circumstances and a drastically different language family
>>59071403
alri nonce
>>59071375
>>59071394
>>59071404
Haha yes very funny you regressive leftist twats
Piss off
>>59071358
>>59071409
Rasheed.
>>59071415
she is of age
>>59071427
I'm not a leftist, I was just asking mate.
non scousers out
you are all inferior
>>59071409
i'd take a polack who doesn't speak any english over a "culturally british" black or muslim any day. i see them as posing less of a threat to our culture over the longer term
>>59071403
that's not too bad i guess. i am 23 and was talking to an 18 year old for a bit hahaha it was fucking weird desu
this lad slaps you and your gfs arse
wot do?
you runts wont last a week when the race war begins
>there are delusional rorkes who force themselves to love subhuman slavic niggers just because their skin is white
>>59071445
You people elected an Irish nationalist MP.
>>59071377
I'm defending America, you're just a little paki talking shit about America.
Nice try Rasheed. It's nice knowing that your paki family over in islamabad will have their mud hut droned one day.
>>59071411
that's what I said
communism added another layer of 'different' onto them
>drastically different language family
all slavic languages are indo-european
>>59071470
white is both a skin colour and a state of mind
>>59071460
slap his arse and wink at him
>>59071460
thank him for creating a gf out of thin air
>>59070997
whys russia so low? bit pathetic
>>59071491
he winks back
what do
>>59071450
poles mostly don't come here to live forever, they come here for 5 years to take the piss and go back to poland rich
they pose more of a threat to our economy over the longer term
@59071479
Nope, your bait isn't winning another (you) out of me.
>>59071458
why was it weird ?
>>59071470
eastern europeans come from a christian culture which is roughly comparable to our own in a lot of ways. and to be brutally honest someone polish ancestry fits in seamlessly with us because THEY LOOK LIKE US
>>59071507
Invite for a tango
>>59071507
aggressive pelvic thrusts
did a sneeze
>>59071532
dance or drink?
>>59070997
This is about Europe, not the world, you thick fucking mug
>>59071460
>"FUCK OFF CUNT"
>*breaks bottle on my own head*
That's debatable at best. And what does that have to do with the EU budget? Poland is by far the most populous of the new members, of course they receive more in development aid.
>>59071485
alright smart arse i just meant a non-germanic/romance language
>>59071552
Dance of course do you think i'm some kind of faggot
>>59071546
what if he shags you lad?
>>59071564
meant for >>59071513
>americans are bad!
>poles are bad!
>irish are bad!
>scottish are bad!
>welsh are bad!
same pakis
every thread
>>59071547
bless you
>>59071582
shag him back
this GoT episode isn't too good if I'm being honest
*gets sucked away by a tornado*
>>59071590
Only Anglos are acceptable. None of those groups are Anglos. Just like Pakis.
bit sad that the "far right extremists" of today are actually in favour of classical liberalism
>>59071622
Rasheed.
>>59071611
GoT was never good but it was okay
they started shitting the bed hard last season
>>59071611
from your perspective
>>59071556
I see that you are new here because that is part one, you stupid yank fuck.
Your shithole rates terribly when the global part gets posted.
>>59071522
she was just very 18. she still played a lot of the relationship game shit you deal with in high school like she thinks i haven't lived through all of that. she had some ex-bf who would try to get involved and was still whipped on her so he'd message me either from his account or hers chatting shit like a teenager would - because he was one.
the concept of dating her was weird too. i've experienced 18 to 21 and she hasn't. i could quite easily date a girl 5 years younger than me, but i think she'd have to be 21 to 22 without there being a really noticeable age gap in terms of how we act.
>english people are just a danish/german/french mix
interesting
page 6?? page 6????
>built a computer that was fucking balling af in 2009
>still got it at my mum's
>bought a dell laptop last year
>the laptop is fucking horrible, even minimising a window makes it stutter and it takes ages to boot
>7 year old windows vista pc boots in 30 seconds and runs smooth as fuck
what the fuck
>>59071636
decades of advancing degeneracy at work
I consider many YouTube personalities as my close friends even though we haven't met in real life.
>>59071646
Yeah I actually fully expected that
>>59071648
>my wife's son
>>59071642
>Just like Pakis
>R-Rasheed
Fuck off Jock and think for a bit before responding.
>>59071622
american culture is an anglo culture. yeah youll give me a load of shit about their genetics being from everywhere but the ruling class that shaped america was anglo. the founding fathers were anglo. the entire system of law is derived from ours etc.
also scots are actually largely anglo they just dont like to admit it because muh celticboo. only highland scots were celtic, and they made up fuck all of the population. lowland scots made up the vast majority of scotland and were responsible for most things that came out of scotland and were anglo.
>>59071703
Anglo francophiles. Utter scum who dressed in blue, betrayed the motherland and helped the French at every turn [See the war of 1812] they encouraged mixing to destroy the Anglo culture in the new world.
Lowland Scots are alright but the Celticboo shit and the SNP stuff needs to end.
>>59071681
>she still played a lot of the relationship game shit you deal with in high school
What do you mean by this? I've never been in a relationship and went to an all boys high school.
>>59071665
baller af picture there
wish people still dressed like that dont even care if thats hat
I find it interesting that we have all the oil we need for decades right here in North America, BUT we can't drill for a lot of it for environmental protection reasons. This means the the same left wing hippies that protested and hated the US involvement in the Middle East but supported those EPA policies are directly responsible for our "War for Oil" (<--their term not mine)
>>59071695
How does one go about being interested in YouTube celebrities? It literally doesn't interest me
>>59071613
rip
>tfw have got an extremely high protein diet, putting me at risk of kidney stones
>but I drink tons of water
hope they cancel out
>>59071761
I don't know, you should ask him
>https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4ieyy0/my_new_car/d2xopoc
new thread where?
>>59071774
I have an extremely high alcohol diet. I take a shit load of vitamin pills and hope they balance out
>>59071774
There's a limit to your protein intake beyond which it's completely wasted lad
>>59071825
There won't be one. This is the final /brit/.
>>59071832
I have an extremely high alcohol diet. I eat mostly meat and pasty. Hope I don't die
>>59071858
The sun has set.
>>59071756
the whole "hurr america just wants oil in the middle east" thing goes beyond "we want oil"
look up the petrodollar system. its tied to global economics and its basically to ensure the american dollar remains the worlds premier reserve currency.
>>59071867
>>59071832
I wasn't memeing you retards
Water is the main way to prevent kidney stones from forming, over-consumption of protein is one of the main ways to get kidney stones
>>59071867
Are you a legit alcoholic too? I don't get withdrawals during the day but I do when I try to sleep without drinking
>>59071902
I wouldn't know because I haven't tried to sleep without drinking for years
>>59071940
You've never had a bad cold or flu or something and only managed a few drinks before bed?
>>59071997
A few drinks before bed is enough for me. Does that mean I'm not a legit alcoholic?
>>59072038
Undoubtedly so. If I only manage 3 500ml cans of 9% beer I still shake
>>59072152
Well that's some kind of relief I guess
