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doin a poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-mnk1zYbzc
posting a tune
Hi lads. Welsh? Welsh? >>58985871
Ah yes... Most excellent
i once got arrested while drunk and unironically asked "am i being detained" and they said yes
doing a walk
>>59080532
did they detain you
>>59080560
yeah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posting in the new
>Cameron using the ww3 card to push for remain
hmm
>>59080532
Think you're meant to scream it in their face desu
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>59080574
how was it
>>59080575
both UK & AUS have someone to banter with 'sheep porn' links.
You have no excuse at all.
>>59080581
fucking hilarious
hope no one buys it and then ww3 happens
>>59080474
pretty easy to single out the "good muslims" all the "bad' ones have explosive personalities
OHHHHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>59080575
Wales and NSW increase it for everyone
>>59080631
lol bonzai
>>59080474
they really do parade around any Muslim success story
>>59080616
boring, had to wait around for like 2 hours
>>59080644
Well at least one of those is an anti semite. Unis are actually considering leaving the NUS because of her views
What was your school motto lads? If it wasn't in Latin please don't post
AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>59080671
not even a cavity search? boring cunts
>>59080647
>Now Playing: Wake_Me_Up_-_Evanesence.wav
HAHAHAHAHAHHKSFKFLWNAJSH
>>59080631
Funny thread
Also funny leaf response
Begone with you Yankee
Lads if your school wasn't a member of the headmaster and headmistress conference then you are a prole who should be put into a rucksack and thrown off a bridge
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS FUCKING KOOK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>59080724
>JFs in charge of handling the banter
>>59080647
You are what a friend, buddy, pal, mate, man, fellow?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
>>59080474
>winning the bake-off is something to be proud of
>>59080615
>>59080647
There is literally nothing wrong with Islam.
having a sneezing fit
having a sneezing ugly
the holocaust never happened
>>59080848
I bet you could find something if you looked hard enough
>>59080848
As-Salamu Alaykum brother
Soon these western infidel dogs shall know the full glory of Allah inshallah
>>59080848
except maybe all those case of genitalia mutilation
and the extremism it tends to breed
and the fact it bans any sort of fun like music or alcohol
>>59080850
>>59080862
>british "humor"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDJDKDJSHAGAGAGAGGA
>>59080870
t.abdulla bin Muhammud
>>59080615
CRAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>59080944
>oy vey! the goy knows! better call him a muslim so the other goyim won't take him seriously!
classic
These days you'll be arrested and thrown in jail just for saying you're english
>Check flights for various options
Might unironically have a Halal-Kosher meal.
Ar Harry
Good lad through and through desu
imagine would could've been lads
>>59081000
>ah yes I'll have the bland meal please
>>59081032
The Tampa bay lightning?
>>59081029
Yeah he's a sick cunt
>>59080986
t. Bruce Al-Bin Davo
Ah, they serve British food, how nice
just did a massive poo
>>59081040
>Hello sir, did you order the bland meal?
I hope they at least keep their voice down if anyone has ever chosen it.
>>59081088
post pics
I can't see how this wont end in civil war,
given the amount of propaganda that is fed to "minorities" that says they are oppressed
imagine what it's going to be like when they are a majority
and no that is not a far away delusion, it's a statistical eventuality
>>59081087
kek
Just saw what I can only assume to be the Pope mobile lads
>>59081108
hopefully it ends in a war that puts us all out of our misery
>>59081143
Haha! Classic British self deprecating humor. You guys are alright. I love top gear.
>>59081175
>British
low blow
>>59081108
Children of Men was on a few weeks ago and britain was fucked.
Lets be honest white birth rates aren't at a replaceable rate, so whites will be a really small minority in a 100 years if we aren't genocided
>>59081108
bit depressing lad
>>59081108
Maybe it'll all turn around and white people will have been seen to have been persecuted and we can get all the bennies and privilege for once.
lol..
The last Simpsons episode I watched was the 300th special with Tony hawk
>>59081175
>Yanks in charge of geography
>>59081108
I'm seeing a Roman empire style scenario desu, hordes of barbarians settling in a weakened empire that eventually just succombs to some barbarian invasion
>>59081322
Well they ARE the British isles
>>59081290
Hey sexpat how many kids was it today?
gf needs a dress for a wedding so I let her go to Cambridge with my credit card
How fucked am I?
>>59081104
already flushed it xx
thinking of going vegetarian
>>59081367
*how cucked
Very
>>59081367
Haha she's getting fucked right now my man
>>59080724
god save the queen
>>59081373
alright no harm done since you didn't know any better but try to be more considerate next time x
>>59081367
with your gf right now m8
nice of you to lend us that card too
>>59081386
Really bad edit. Like it's not even remotely funny because of how bad it is. Dont post any more
Really need a bf desu
Should've saved that for normie hours when I might have got some good gf-related banter, forgot morning /brit/ was all just cuck jokes
>>59081367
I'm fucking her doggystyle as I type this
Some French twat is at her other end
t. Cambridge student
>>59081435
The only cuck joke here is you :^)
>>59081386
atrocious
Shagged some bird in cambridge last night, she got a room for us with her bfs credit card
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUdt76CrCok
morning listening x
>>59081435
taking 4chan a bit seriously mate
had a wank to the couple next to my hotel room
girl was screaming "your willy is so much bigger"
Think I'm actually depressed now
I press and hold like a snapchat, go over your head like a snapback
>>59081511
Nah, just wondering whether it's JFs that make it shit or whether they're attracted to shit threads
>>59081367
>>59081367
sorry to say but she's taking that credit card so she can't rent a hotel room so that her and Tyrone can go at it
You should change the locks on your house and throw her stuff out before she comes back
/gsg/ is a laugh right now lads
>>59081435
I also save up potentially good 4chan posts in my head. Sometimes in class I mentally shitpost replies to them and then angrily respond right back
>>59080474
>President of the NUS
You just can't make this shit up huh?
>>59081603
NSA might be onto you lad
>>59081617
fug
>>59081577
Are you mad that your gf is currently a pincushion for fat Cambridge dick
>>59081603
poor gummy bears
>>59081603
litterally me
Post your recommended
Temps in my seaside town have recently broken the 13degree mark.
Time for barbecues and sun burn,
>>59081643
That hydraulic press channel is one of those.. 'ok one more then I'll sleep' ones.
>>59081603
I raise your hmmm
Not sure if having awful posters in /brit/ is worth all these (You)s but it's certainly softening the blow
>>59081641
I bet you don't even know where Cambridge is you stupid fat amerifuck
Please
>>59081673
kys
>>59081700
Buy
If I buy a weekly bus pass on the bus will it come on that shitty thin receipt paper? I'm not confident of that surviving a week.
not going to post my youtube recommended, it's too embarrassing
@59081603
Wow literally who cares
>>59081736
Laminate it
>>59081695
I've literally been to Cambridge
Also lol
>MAYBE IF I CALL HIM FAT THEY WONT NOTICE IM AMERICAN TOO
>>59081736
think they have smartphone passes that you just flash now
>>59081648
i had that basque video in my recommended today too
>Thailand’s economy will prosper, say oxen soothsayers
Ah yes, very impressive.
>>59081761
This seppo is winning
>>59081695
This one is losing
>>59081761
Fuck off back to McDonald's fatty you're gonna give yourself a heart attack
choorn my laver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk2CzjA8uGw
>>59081781
The app doesn't work on my phone because it's rooted
REEEEEE
Rate my hand lads
>>59081795
>>59081761
Samefat
need to pee but i just laid down and can't be bothered getting back up again.
>>59081834
Flattery will not get me to change my vote ! :')
>>59081837
Piss in my mouth I'll swallow every drop
i swallowed a bit of cheese wrong about an hour ago and now my throat's kind of irritated
>>59081837
just pee it'll dry up eventually
>>59081851
Good post, Claus
>>59081701
Why?
first day to myself in two weeks, which is an eternity to a hermit fuck
might do a bike ride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw
>>59081844
More like fattery you globular piece of shit. Turn off your proxy and get yourself another hamburger you fat amerifat fuck
>>59081761
>>59081695
I'm sure you're *both* morbidly obese.
>>59081871
kpop scum
WEW LAD
>>59081888
Pic related that's you -150 pounds
>>59080807
this is in manchester. I know that girl. weird
>>59081879
I invented ye olde 'twist their retort to be derogatory then append a bit more to the end of it for a bit of spice' gimmick sweaty x
Going to shag my arse with mummy's dildo once she leaves ;3
>>59081851
thank you but i'm not gay x
>>59081859
i would but it smells :-/
>fat amerifat
>american """"""""""eloquence""""""""""
bendadick cumberpatch
>>59081893
kpop is love, kpop is life
>>59081915
I invented the fucking your fat mom right in her ass you stupid ameriburger gimmick
Quite literally doing a poo as I write this lads
honestly can't wait to move to the US to ridicule myself every single post lads
>>59081918
hope you're joking
I want all of these stupid ameriblubbers to leave
>>59081498
>yorkshire
Lads, calm down
yanks out
this is a thread for us proud /brit/s
>>59081994
Nnnnope ;O
>>59082015
put kettle on LOL xD
>>59081972
If you're going to call me a seppo at least refrain from using American English you gimp
You didn't even pick up on my "sweaty" Freudian slip you toy
>>59082017
I'll calm down when your fucking fat head turns purple because your heart stopped you obese monstrosity
>>59082037
are you flying on delta
>>59082030
Honestly the French are the only true Brits because Britons are named after their conquerers FROM BRITTANY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>59082050
just drink some water, lad
you sound dehydrated
>>59082051
air canada to toronto
hope none of the rasheeds ITT heard that x
>>59082069
this is literally true
i'm from brittany btw
>>59082037
wind your fuckin neck in
>>59082015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JroJg-FoRc
wtf is going on lads haha
Chinese food is pretty good
>>59082069
Bretons don't identify as French you stupid ameriblubber. Maybe if you spent 15 minutes studying European nationalism instead of stuffing your fat face you wouldn't make such stupid comments
>get a missed call
>call it back
>"invalid number"
How is that even possible?
REALLY need a poo
Arse needs sodomised
>>59082032
alri sicko
>>59082123
fucking kek
is this real life
>>59082111
>wtf is going on lads haha
You got trips.
>>59082113
KING PRAWN CHOW MEIN
CHICKEN SATAY
>>59082128
You can fake your outgoing number without much hassle
>>59082128
whoa spooky
>>59082162
>>59082150
Nice proxy americuck. You really showed me.
Honestly all this money you're blowing on proxies would be better spent on more fucking lard for you to ingest you fat piece of shit
morning lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pWlGd_tBh8
>>59082104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kwziBTuutc
DEEP SEATED URBAN DECAY
Got a feeling today is when the ayyyliens reveal themselves to humanity.
>>59082128
what if someone is out to kill you
>>59082173
but who was phone???
*curb stomps yanks*
stop you lot from TALKING
>>59082209
>ancient maymay
you are truly an hero
>>59082208
Literally everyone is out to get americunts you disgusting landwhale
>>59082113
CHING CHANG CHONG BING BONG XD
just did a poo
>>59082205
screenshot this post lads
>>59082200
you got me you surrender snail
monkey eating baguette sucker
your mother fucks frog when she isn't pleasing big african men
your country is a disgraceful shithole cucked by sharia
>>59082255
how many times did you wipe?
>>59082255
I'm doing a poo right now (at work)
>>59082216
Good lad that'll show those stupid ameriburgers
Cringe at everything Yanks do really.
>>59082087
>air canada
literally never heard of that
>>59082272
dunno, if i had to guess i'd say more than 5, less than 10
Post credit scores
>>59082242
just the terrorists, but we always get them back
>>59082275
they're literally paying you to poo
what a wonderful world
:^D
>>59082275
where do you work, a church? lmao
>>59082281
Same my friend. Now that I've filtered those hambeasts my /brit/ experience is much improved. Honestly who allows these "people" to reproduce?
>>59082299
Post cock sizes
>>59082299
alri granddad, here's mine:
>gyazo.com/7168b7eba1378287061e8a98ed7f8ae8
>>59080319
*casually picks up an apple peeler*
*nab a runt from the cage*
*slowly peel the skin off it while it squeals*
*throw it's bleeding body back in the cage*
*squealing and scampering instensified*
fuckin runts never learn
> apply for job
>1 month later get a copy pasted rejection email.
Ah yes very impressive.
>>59082332
Mmmm pics please
>>59082350
Sad!
>>59082353
iktf bra
>>59082353
IKTFL
>>59082350
this blog post brung a tear to my eye :')
>>59082353
You'll never get a job applying online, you have to show them your face in real life.
>>59082378
>>59082364
shhh it'll all be over soon runts
just spent 30 minutes complaining about americans on /brit/ haha what am I like
I'm starting to think I drink an excessive amount of water.
>be me (australian)
>do something with a runt
>blog about it on 4chan
>mfw
>>59082432
I'm starting to wish you'd drink an excessive amount of bleach
>>59082432
thirst is actually a really good indicator of the amount of water you need, don't believe the "drink 8 pints a day" meme
>>59082414
NO
NO MORE
why are americans so fat?
I miss the feeling of my bf's big fat cock pounding my arsehole and sliding over my prostate as he passionately kisses me. ;(
>>59082453
I like the way you think.
>>59082457
don't believe the "thirst is always a reliable gauge of the body's need for water" meme, a better indication is the colour of your pee.
>yanks
>>59082453
wouldn't any amount of bleach be excessive?
>>59082457
I don't follow any kind of guide, just kind of drink because I feel like it and it's nice and cold.
>why yes, i do hate an entire group of people based on the mad rantings of a small, vocal minority
>>59081602
I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this. Sometimes I'll just randomly laugh at a shitpost I thought of and everyone will just stare at me.
just got done with my weekly shower haha
>>59082499
disgusting
>>59082491
Yeah you frenchies love all white lmao
>>59082524
>showering at all
don't you have beaches over there?
>>59082569
yeah but i live 40 mins away from it (by car which i don't own)
>>59082499
At least when yanks have a meetup we can actually find each other hahahahahahahaha
>>59082538
>frenchies love all white
And that why you'll never be my bf.
>>59082635
Yeah you're not exactly hard to miss
*opens /brit/*
ah yes, my runt farm is coming along very nice
*closes /brit/*
>>59082538
stop trying to be british
Lads I was going to go to lecture but my housemate has been in the bathroom for 30 minutes so I can't
anime
/brit/, more like tit. amirite?
>>59082729
>ever going to lectures
>>59082762
kek
>>59082779
mmm yeh I don't usually desu
definitely going to fail the year
>>59082762
Jesus the "Americans are fat" meme is really true. Pretty much half of those kids are overweight and about 25% are obese. Get your shit together America.
>>59082798
you and me both lad
>>59082777
>777
>>59082832
are you scared?
I am
>>59082829
You realize Britain is only slightly less fat right
>>59082880
read this as "slightly less far right"
>>59082874
definitely
getting my results mid june (fucking cunts) and feels like I fucked up hard
>>59082880
>realize
hnnng
Why are the girls that work at maccas so fucking yummy
lmao
>just woke up
>flatmates are getting home from work as I'm putting on some toast and a cuppa for breakfast
>>59082916
Reckon you're slightly more in that department
>>59082934
Yeah, actually spelled the way it sounds
How do you pronounce "urinal"
Patrician "Yer-rin-al" here
>>59082880
Alright Chad dont type too quickly, wouldn't want you getting out of breath and having a heart attack now would we?
Bit hot
Worried I'll get sweat patches in my armpits
>>59083043
Certainly not
Trump would never be anything more than a fringe candidatr in this country
>>59083043
Nothing is spelled the way it sounds in English, it's all part of the joke.
>>59083068
Yer-rine-ull
>>59083068
Yer Rye nil
>>59083068
"ing-lind"
>>59083036
toast wanker
>>59083068
>Yer-rin-al
>rin
Utter wasteman detected. A true patrician would say "Yur-rine-al"
>>59083076
>should be getting massive fucking storms soon.
wew, although I need a new umbrella because I gave mine to an old lady taking shelter at the underground station.
>>59083068
we should probably just vocaroo it desu
you first
>>59083068
"piss-hole"
>>59083073
Alright eyeain slow down on the Jaffa cakes you wouldn't want to burden the taxpayer with a bypass
>>59083087
>nige
>>59083173
Nigel isn't even an mp LOL
>>59083148
Tripfag humble brag
Shock
just did a scream
spooky.
There are a lot of genuinely insane people on /x/
kek
>Actual discussion on international events, politics, philosophy, life
>One reply if lucky
>Talking about urinals and repeating stale memes
>Huge discussion
>>59083173
>eyeain
The fuck are you on about?
>>59083219
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua ?
>>59083219
This is from a movie
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bay_(film)
>>59083241
anons first general
>>59083223
i'm so jaded i always assume everything is an elaborate troll
>>59083203
It's just one of those things I've never told anyone IRL, this place is good for it because nobody cares.
I did a nice thing WITNESS ME!
>>59083241
You're posting on paki hours lad
>>59083252
I think so.
>>59083241
Eh, you can get serious discussion most places on the net, even other places on 4chan.
/brit/ is for dicking about and having a laugh with a bit of politics and philosophy thrown in.
>>59083241
>Actual discussion on international events
>>>/news/
>politics
>>>/news/ >>>/pol/
>philosophy
>>>/his/
>life
>>>/404/
so which dennis the menace came first
i remember being shocked when i found out the yanks had one too
>Make a funny post
>one reply of lucky
>Make an obvious meta post about board culture
>Huge discussion and replies
terrible thread, almost as bad as /cum/
heh hehe heheheh
Does anyone know how to calculate variance efficiencies and then compare them to a particular variance efficiency?
>>59081000
It can be both......
>>59081040
I never understood this. It must be referring to a religious group's dietary bullshit but c'mon there must be a better name.
>>59083444
yeah I do
Why is it that when anyone talks about Muslims, they flail their arms in excited exoticism and talk of culture and food and speak in the tone of a poet
Yet mention Christianity in any way and people shrivel up in disgust and embarrassment
I'm no theist at all but shit like this kinda makes me think there might be God
runt
>>59083444
1. Calculate variance efficiencies
2. Calculate standard deviation of VDs wrt the particular VD
3. Compare VDs to particular VD
>>59081108
Ah yes the "white people have it worse" meme
My favourite
>>59083492
not really following your logic there but fuck muslims desu
>>59083521
hunt
>>59083444
yeh that French guy seems to know what he's talking about
>>59083444
checked
>>59083537
My logic was.....it's like when you watch a cartoon and you show a crucifix at a vampire and he sheiks and dies. People's reaction to Christianity is like that and I start to think maybe there is a god
>>59083482
>>59083525
>>59083553
Well i can't do 1. so that's an issue.
>tfw no /brit/ bf
>>59083634
What data do you have?
>>59083641
bit gay
>>59083622
meant for the last sentence
Funny how there's a correlation between the amount of Muslims in a country and the amount of violence funny that
>>59083641
Oh come on, you cheeky toast! You live in bloody /brit/land, there are potential /brit/ bf at your literal doorstep.
>>59083675
Is there really?
the best gimmicks are those posted once every month
>>59083675
You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity.
curry shits while you've got haemorrhoids lads
fuck me I'm about to pass out
Shitting while I type this
The pain has made me delirious, I'm sweating bullets
Kill me now
People actually think Turkey is going to join the EU any time soon.
>>59083650
Okay, i've managed to calculate variances. 0.1 and 0.01 and then divided them by the population. How do i get the relative efficiency?
>>59083641
i know this feel
NEW
>>
>>
Daily reminder that true communism has never been tried
>>59083731
t. Rasheed Boubi Al-Bouti
>>59083785
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA LAUGH AT THIS PATHETIC LITTLE MAN
>>59083760
>divided them by the population
Relative to what else? You seem utterly clueless, and I am utterly about to leave, so you may want to try /sci/ or /biz/ instead.
People actually think that Turkey is better than Chicken.
>>59083822
Okay bye
>>59083836
nothing beats chicken breast basted in fat straight out the oven golden and crisp.
>>59083622
Pretty terrible logic, but i like your style.
>>59083675
Yeah go ahead and look at south america and black africa. Post some sauces or forever be damned a liar and a scoundrel!
>>59083798
Daily reminder that true capitalism has never been tried
>Nor has true national-socialism, nor has true priapism, nor has true…
new
>>59083848
Daily reminder that true /brit/ism has never been tried
new thread soon
literally can not wait to see what the edition will be
