a thought for that lad shitting himself to death
having gay thoughts again lads
nothing will ever beat this rush lads
>>59083954
>nonce pic
>degenerate thoughts
No-one's surprised.
>>59083954
very gay
did you know, the only thing the Roman's considered more unmanly than receiving a dick from behind was going down on a woman.
True story.
>>59083997
think italians still think like that
>>59083997
i wanna do both
i wanna get fucked doggy style while having to eat out his gf
>>59083962
That was me mate.
>>59083962
that was me, tb h
Important poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158916
>>59085312
>>59083856
>kshit
>jshit
ladd
>>59086670
yanks desu
>>59085312
How do I get a gf like the middle one?
hello?
I am a 28-year-old single woman. I work in a professional job and play quite hard at weekends. However, one thing missing in my life is a partner. I think about sex most hours of the day, and watch a lot of porn. I can pick up men very quickly, the sex is usually quite intense and I enjoy taking control. But, at heart, I want commitment and a partner. Please help.
leelee
>>59086670
I like both of them.
Yanks need to fuck right off tho
>>59086714
>like the middle one
>as if there's a difference
*ask my brother for a sherbet lemon*
*take two and hide one in my palm*
*goes back to reading my copy of The Prince*
Love the sweet smell of rape on a beautiful day like this. The gently swaying bright yellow fields are a sight to behold as well.
>>59086738
t. Ned Kelly
finally got a decent beard going
it only took 24 years
Hotpocket voucher emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
>>59086729
i want to cum all over her squashed face
>>59086757
>sherbet lemon
yes this is something I need in my life
I am a 73-year-old woman. I have had no trouble having orgasms with a vibrator until recently. But now, though I get close, it just doesn’t happen. What do you think is wrong?
>>59083848
why is dimbleby so based lads?
>>59086765
gagging for a walk in the country right now
>>59086768
Problem?
>>59086600
me rn
Ah yes, Amazon. Cancel my order claiming "OOS" then hike the price up.
>>59086828
OBEY
anikka albrite 2bh
sitting here with my dick pressing against the underside of my desk
>>59086902
can I succ? :3
Rate me lads
>>59086757
>*goes back to reading my copy of The Prince*
tipped
>>59086932
gay
>>59086932
homosexual
sophie
issy in the sun
Do other Euros have Lucazade?
Plan of action:
>Lose erection and have a wee
>Get my laptop out
>Regain erection
>Have a wank
>Have lunch
>Go to afternoon lectures (maybe)
voted SNP lads, stand up for Scotland
asked that fucking paki for benson silver and the cunt's only gone and gave me duals
if i wanted a menthol taste i'd brush my teeth
need some human contact ugh
why are humans such a socially needy animal wish i was born a cat or something smhf
>issy losing her earpiece and looking embarassed
qt overload
Keeping an eye on grandad for a few hours. Conversation has run dry and he's too stroked out to do much but ask repeatedly where everyone is and apologise for me having to sit with him, it's quite depressing, sort of wish he'd just die, being old as fuck does not look like much fun.
Rate me lads
>Able to pass security checks to work in an airport environment including a criminal record check
Poleaboo is not getting that waiters job
>>59087098
*picks you up by the scruff of your neck and carefully places you back in the oven*
despise the tories
>>59087131
>>59087131
Didn't enjoy this post very much.
>>59087131
Send us that chocolate orange mate
>>59087168
>>59087168
holocaust jokes are NOT funny
>>59087098
>why are humans such a socially needy animal wish i was born a cat or something smhf
this desu
*dad returns from the shops with 2 cherry ripe chocolate bars*
*I inform my brother that he has bought us said cherry ripes*
*I eat both*
*presses play on my The Ego and Its Own audiobook*
>>59087131
Slip him a few loopy pills and the old cunts gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-32AAp418V4
>this is the day, your life will surely change, this is the day, when things fall into place
>>59087131
very cruel and sadistic post yet humorous for me as i don't know the wrinkly cunt
>>59087236
>implying the holohaux happened
>>59087131
do this every week and my grandfather just keeps repeating himself every hour, think hes starting getting dementia
btw im a girl :)
>>59087330
show penis
>>59087330
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because you're a female chonner, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
>>59087368
>>59087330
>>59087325
where in britain are you lads from?
having a think
>>59087403
quality post
>>59087403
leidester city
the normies are raving about GoT again
wish i had mondays off tbqh
>>59087403
bradford
>>59087458
it was a bad episode but
how's you week going so far laads
>>59087330
Hello m'lady, how are you doing this fine morn
Alright lads
is it implied that howland reed dies during the tower of joy scene lads?
>>59087517
alri greta
suck me off? you better
make it happen, lads
> better representation
> economic equality
> improved regional industry
> elected house members only
> total electoral reform
> renationalisation of fundamentals
what did the five fingers say to the face?
Drinking some of Mummy's wine while she's at work sshhhhhhhhhh
>>59087517
Pentagrams summon my penis
>>59087530
He doesn't die, he's still alive in the current timeline, you've just not seen him yet. He's the dad of that rentboy and his >muh strong confident woman sister who help bran.
>>59087593
idk
tell us lad :3
just did a wank
>>59087573
Remove the monarchy though lad?
London?
mine has been going like usual. went to the gym today and met the shrink yesterday. besides that not too much eh
>>59087548
>>59087598
Wind your neck in lads give me something I can send
>>59087628
*slaps you across the face*
slap!
>>59087639
the capital of England?
>>59087477
good, about to pick up a thinkpad from the post office. I really need to get into employment, education or training tho. u?
>>59087626
was under the impression that he was the high sparrow but the normies I watched the epsiode with said that he looked mortally wounded
>>59087644
How about "I would't mind spunkling on your glasses love"?
>>59087678
For now?
>>59087644
Greta, you look nice in a sweater - you need me to get your fanny wetter
>>59087573
What a fucking retarded map.
Why are parts of Wessex now Anglia?
Why are parts of Mercia now Anglia?
my EU leaflet from the government arrived lads
>>59087644
Hey Greta, you couldn't look Betah! Haha [banterhandemoij] [banterhandemoij] [pooemoji]
>>59087573
>>59087635
> Remove the monarchy
We can vote on it
http://www.strawpoll.me/10167680
>>59087698
what ThinkPad did you buy? im guessing it's a used x or t series for engineering or programming purposes?
>>59087699
Well the TV show does do things differently than the books sometimes so I guess it's possible I suppose, I'm sure that rentboy mentions his dad to Bran once or twice on the TV show though. Also I really doubt he's dead since he's one of the only men alive who can confirm Jon Snow's true parentage which is a major plot point.
>>59087758
if you vote aye you should consider moving to Somalia.
>>59087738
Those borders make more sense today
Mercia would reign supreme
>>59087756
Yeah alri
The in campaign are at my uni lads, they're talking about farming subsidies and they've got some cute goats to pet.
>>59087573
scotland - north
norn iron - iron islands
northumbria - riverlands
mercia - vale
wales - westerlands
anglia - stormlands
capital region - crownlands
wessex - dorne
>>59087831
invite me to your wedding lad
>>59087573
>forcing archaic regional identities on people to satisfy your autism
'no'
>>59087758
>not removing the monarchy
Still supporting Scottish independence lad
>>59087573
I have little to no problem with this.
Proceed.
>>59087758
Who are the fucking traitors then, come on, own up.
>>59087852
>I only recently arrived in the UK and have no loyalty to my region: the post
>>59087832
Ask if they've been Khan'd yet.
>this paki with his shit understanding of english history
we might as well get rid of the monarchy once all the other commonwealth countries do (which will be soon lets be honest)
doing a post ironic wee
Why did the Tories make gains in Scotland recently? I thought Scotland hated them
>>59087878
>serving a old rich German family
What are you their gardener? Cuck!
>>59087878
I posted the poll in a random thread with no explanation haha
eating some noodles
>>59087924
Piss off paki cunt.
>>59087937
they hate labour now and also the lib dems and ukip
>>59087939
>le royals are german maymay
when will this end
>>59087937
People are very slowly starting to wake up to how shit the SNP are, and Labour have fallen completely out of favour
>>59087852
This.
The map poster is most certainly a paki
>>59087963
ah ching chong wing wong
>>59087939
In what way do we "serve" them?
>>59087955
good gag
>>59087937
They went full unionist and attracted all the nut jobs who think scotland being England's bitch is more important than things like the economy, NHS, education, welfare etc
Still this demographic will never get them near the SNP so kek
>>59087792
x220 because i wanted something small and i want to run windows on it. My current LT has a BIOS fault that fucks up the already shite UEFI system.
>>59087978
>when will this end
When they end.
Or the crown is rightlfully passed to the true Englishmen in the north.
>>59087939
Mate, no one is pure anything we can all trace our routes back to some foreign place, yours probably being Pakistan. What's your point?
*sigh*
>>59087978
Poster says royals of German background: omg just a maymay
Poster defends not killing all muslims here and now: LOL RASHEED PAKI
>>59088001
By paying for their existence through taxation
why is it still so fucking hot lads
fucking hell boiling here
>>59087836
>mercia - vale
why
>>59087939
Such a large part of the culture, there's benefits to it so it's not a total drain if at all, would be such a shame to see it go desu
Can we not maintain some of our traditions?
>>59087999
>>59088064
it's a comfortable 22 here, got the fan pointed directly at my bollocks
>>59088065
its the only way it would make sense lad
>>59088064
What's the temperature? 20 degrees?
Lining up this guy as our new head of state
>>59088061
So... like public servants?
>>59087836
I'd rather not live in middle earth
>>59088045
You know the royals are descended from Alfred the Great right? Their lineage actually goes that far back. There are no poeple in the entire world who have more right to the British throne.
>>59088054
oh shit I just turned 30 and realised I'm not married and don't have kids, brb lads, suiciding
>>59088050
Scottish lad, just think it's a bit pathetic how loyal you are to some random rich family that aren't even from here
>>59088102
Looks like a smug pepe
>>59088015
>the nut jobs who think scotland being England's bitch is more important than things like the economy, NHS, education, welfare etc
You mean the sensible people who realise being part of the UK is literally better for the NHS, education and economy?
>>59088093
what is 'vale' though?
>>59087955
absolute madman
>>59088141
the vale of arryn
>>59088061
they pay taxes as well dickhead, far more than you or your entire family ever will
>>59088061
And they give us back way more, you're either a council house scum or paki bastard, probably both desu.
>>59088054
normie btfo
>>59088120
Fuck off, Rasheed, and clue yourself up.
Stop posting your autism maps too.
>>59087831
bl lad haha
should be exercising right now but...ah well *sips robinsons orange and mango squash*
>>59088077
Post ignored, not taking opinions from some foreign cunt Royal lover, you don't have to live with them so shutup
>>59088064
Same fella, just looked at the thermometer in the back garden and it's 31 bastard degrees.
>>59088178
I will cast curse on you - my tradition
>>59088191
...no it's not
well good morning
bit cold out
>>59088140
>better for the nhs, education and economy
Ah yes how better it is with Scotland's budget getting cut to help us fund all these public services! Thank you English tories, your ideological war on the poor benefits us greatly!
Fucking nut job undemocratic cunt get real, there are more important things in life than waving your Union jack
>>59088132
Your a Scott, you'd never understand loyalty.
>its 37 degrees out
fucking hell lads when will it end
>>59088100
yes, yes australia. we all know how hot it is there. now pipe down
there is literally no reason to want a republic apart from being a rasheed who hates english tradition
>>59088047
kept the welsh out
>Tuesday: 17 degrees, heavy rain
ah yes
When did /brit/ become so obsessed with pakis/Rasheeds?
>>59088054
shit man I would've wifed and impregnanted her, although I guess that she would expect some 10/10 chad with an amazing job and loads of money to marry her like 99% women do
>>59088234
>Your a Scott
Ladies and Gentlemen, the intellectual capacity of the average Royalist.
>>59087573
can we rebuild hadrian's wall?
>german royal family
>english tradition
ayy lmao
>>59088100
yes it is actually
not used to that weather, just like you wouldn't be used to 0 degree weather you inbred cunt
>>59088248
Since they started taking over tbqh
>>59088281
fuck off
>>59088233
>muh cuts
Why do people like you pretend money grows on trees? The UK has staggering levels of debt.
>>59088221
beau's in the house!
it's 23 degrees CENTIGRADE here.
>>59088281
Queen's mother is English
>>59088286
Chill the fuck out mate.
>>59088279
And cut off part of England?
Fuck off back to Karachi, Ahmed.
Thoughts on sleeping with married men?
>>59088248
since its inception probably
>>59088248
first day on /brit/ lad?
>>59088160
Tax on land that should be owned by the public and local communities, so fuck off and get educated?
>>59088164
Give us back what? A speech at Christmas? A holiday? Get your head out the sand racist classist bastard
>>59088208
It bloody is lad, I'm a notherner too. Probably about 37 down south.
It's LITERALLY 42'C outside lads, why is this allowed?
>>59088170
I'm a rasheed because I support the royal family? I think you are getting your maymays mixed up lad.
Also what I said is 100% true, go and look it up if you don't believe me. If we are going to have a monarchy then they are the most entitled to the throne whether you like it or not.
And I'm not the map guy either.
>>59088326
Grindr good way to go about it
>>59088302
9C out
Minnesota weather
YOU KNOW IT'S GETTING HOT WHEN YOU GET OUT OF BED AND YOUR FLACCID COCK DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A THIMBLE
FUUUCK
>>59088344
Allah (pbuh) has willed it so that his loyal servants do not freeze
>>59088340
bollocks m8, it's 24 degrees in Manchester, either you can't read or your thermometer's broke
Lads it's not that hot 24 here in Leicester, calm it down.
Mind you I am in an Air con room
>>59088322
I am, it's just you aussie faggots who go on like that, "oh it's only 20 degrees? gets up to 50 here chilling with my pet tarantula and crocodile" like absolute twats
it's 200 degrees down here, me bastard car has just melted
23 degrees right now lads
pretty comfy tbqh bit breezy and nice
>>59088364
>Get out of bed
>Flaccid
I have literally woken up with a throbbing erection every morning for the past ~10 years
>>59088100
26° (twenty six degrees)
my boxers are soaked
>>59088330
No, but it's clearly yours.
Straight off the boat are you, Amir?
What does British boipuccy smell like?
>>59088309
Well it didn't work, clearly
>>59088297
Never said it did just saying the neoliberalism of the U.K. Is why we have all this debt, you liberal bitch, we all know you don't care about economics anyway though and only support the union because "muh culture rule Britannia!"
Cuck faggot
>>59088332
So if we confiscate all their land which they legally inherited that means that all land belongs to the state then and cannot be owned by people?
Please leave communist, you are not welcome in this country..
My Swedish friend found Dean in Soho
>>59088385
Maybe your thermometer is broken you twat. Want to meet outside the Arndale for a scrap you cocky bastard?
YOU KNOW IT'S HOT OUTSIDE WHEN YOU GO OUTSIDE AND IT'S HOT
FUUUCK
>>59088392
You bring shame to the legendary status of British banter.
need some QUITE random items from the shops lads, here they are:
>hair gel
>chewing gum
>toilet seat fixing kit
>detergent
>>59088324
> part of England
you've just made an enemy for life
>>59088425
Smells like that pisswater you fucking bong-eyed tedious cunts call 'beer'.
there's a large group of chinese people outside
my name is unironically habeeb
>>59088425
Shit
type weather into google and post it lads
>>59088330
It's definitely a new thing, basically since the rise of meme 'blame others' politics.. It wasnt nearly that common 4 or 5 years ago
Post yfw your life right now
>>59087573
> england chopped into pieces
> scotland left intact
> mfw
>>59088429
you are aware that an independent scotland would have had to cut spending massively?
>>59088462
Ah, so you don't know where Hadrian's Wall actually is.
>>59088332
No a shit ton of money from tourism.
Why do all anti-royalists sounds like angry manchildren?
>>59088445
it's on the internet lad, look up weather: Manchester, no need to get your knickers in a twist
How are you enjoying the weather lads?
oh look the runts are fighting over politics again
>>59088434
>literally said the land should be owned to be used by the community
>what are community buyouts
Everyone point and laugh at the dumb royalist pig
>>59088470
I don't believe it
>>59088429
Not him but
>Scotland claims to be richer than us
>For some reason they're obsessed with welfare and policies towards the poorest in society
Face it, if you were as wealthy as southern England you'd vote Tory too
>>59088509
literally me
>>59088480
fucking hell lads melting here
>>59088518
> oyyy the goyim are fighting over their false parties hehehehe
>>59088480
>weather
>>59088509
because most of them are, they're usually students that got recruited by some delusional lefty think tank at uni, they'll grow out of it eventually
>>59088515
what a bloody racist
that flag should be taken down in case it offends someone
>>59088480
17 but it feels warmer desu
>>59088511
My thermometer outside says 31 degrees pal. Bugger what google has to say, they aren't sat in my back garden taking readings. Take it you don't fancy that scrap? Typical Manc shithouse.
she wants a man from brum
>>59088480
>>59088543
>neerslagkans
>near slag cans
nice lad
>>59088501
They'll go bankrupt and we can annex back the resulting wasteland.
>>59088403
Only 23? Not that hot.. Bit disappointed in that desu, thought it'd be hotter.
>>59088549
Aren't you hilarious.
>>59088501
You are aware an independent Scotland would not have been run as a mini version of the UK?
Couldn't give a buggery SNOT about refugees lads
>>59088531
FOY
>>59088429
I support the union because I'm not a fucking idiot whose literal only consideration is "muh independence". You people would probably accept a poorer Scotland just to get independence because you have such a pathological hatred for the rest of the UK
>>59088480
fml
Why do all the pro-monarchists sound like sycophantic arselicking pakis begging for acceptance?
