crayon pop edition
unpopular opinion: if you're not a labour supporter it's because you;re lazy ad don't work hard enough because otherwise if you did work hard you'd feel like you deserve more money and better working conditions.
help me
katie
>>58984997
Basically a nigger.
leelee
Anyone speaks Welsh here?
Who /middleclass/ here?
seriously though how do you go from proud european nation to having a muslim be the leader of london this quickly
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>>58985013
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>58985025
you talking about churchill?
>>58985025
how much power do you think the mayor of london actually has?
>>58985008
the people who put conservatives in power by voting in significant numbers are the fat and lazy call centre workers who are too lazy and stupid to get better jobs and are too apathetic about their employer and government enforcing a police state on them.
the wifes son bought us a £3 bowl for our wedding
>walking round garden centre like I have for the past year
>last weekend a shop assistant says 'sir to continue coming to this store you will need to buy something'
Might kill myself
hair on fleek today
>>58985042
>leader of the biggest city in the UK
Probably the next person below the prime minister. Muslim prime minister next vote for sure
Post heritage
>>58985025
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammed_Hameeduddin
Thoughts?
>The Greens
LITERALLY WHY
>Lib Dems post 2010
LITERALLY WHY
>>58985074
ok and what power does that actually bring? please tell me
>>58985069
just buy some £2 thing and then return it next week
>>58985042
How much power did Boris have?
>>58985083
never heard of that flyover desu
>>58985078
>>58985078
>>58985113
whats this site la?
>>58985101
not a lot seemingly.
all i remember was him getting behind a few campaigns and acting as ambassador for a few things too.
not that i followed his trajectory that closely either
>people actually PAY to give their DNA to a company
Don't understand this
>>58985113
>>58985129
>Classing British and Irish as the same
Binned
>>58985142
They pay to get it sequenced, which is legit. Then the company steals a copy of the data.
>>58985142
especially since law enforcement are trying to get access to their samples
>>58985142
companies profiting of insecurity is nothing new
why didn't you vote for the jew lads? Now a muslim is in office right now. How does it feel to be at his mercy?
>>58985069
cheeky cow
do you just never buy anything lmao
>>58985186
Because I am not in London
Its happening
>>58985078
>>58985156
He fell for the Anglo Saxony meme
can't stop thinking of that batman bin superman meme pic from years ago every time i think about batman vs superman
it was his actual name
what a mentalist
There were 12 candidates for London,
There were 12 candidates for London,
There were 12 candidates, 12 candidates
12 candidates for London.
12 candidates for London.
12 candidates for London.
Now London has 1 muslim mayor,
Now London has 1 muslim mayor,
Now London has
London has
Now London has 1 muslim mayor.
>>58985193
What the fuck
This is fake right
:^)
muslims who aren't muslim anymore are good mates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tODlPxhbGF8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH65jS-EseQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8
just posting yanks
>>58985078
template pls
>>58985078
don't really understand the wife's son cuck meme lads. yeah you're raising someone else's kid but haven't you destroyed the real dad's life by taking his wife and kid away from him?
>>58985205
whats the tune for this la
>>58985042
Pure deflection lad
we're totally fucked and the pakis are winning
>>58985078
How do people know their heritage past grandparents? Is there a free way to find out?
>>58985218
Irrelevant until I get my xbox back
>>58985113
>>58985129
how do you both know about this site but not me reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>58985074
>next person below PM
>Not the deputy PM
>>58985230
God save the sultan :^)
>>58985226
The son is carrying the real fathers genes and the real father doesn't have to put up with the mums shit anymore.
Cuck comes from the word "Cuckoo" which is a bird that lays it's eggs in another birds nest to trick the parents into raising it.
>>58985248
your skin needs to be darker
>>58985250
I talked to my great grandparents
>>58985265
too many syllables
Actually sat outside a changing room holding a silk robe whilst the oneitis tries shit on. Bloody nightmare.
>>58985220
Why are they so shit at making chants
they should stick to what they are good at and clap
>>58985257
it's 23andme i think
>>58985262
That doesn't exist, I didn't vote for a deputy prime minister lol
Can we talk about this thing
>I'm sharing this thread with mixed race mutts
>>58985301
You didn't vote for a prime minister either
>>58985299
those anons literally paid £125 for a meme picture
>>58985303
race is merely a social construct, it doesn't define who you are.
>>58984985
Full plastic rabbur doll pop desu
>>58985292
>>58985307
Absolute retard. How do you think he got there?
>>58985290
No, it's this song about 10 German bombers.
>>58985334
You voted for an MP you fucking mug
>>58985302
She's a great musician
>Saudi Prince Urges American Voters To ‘Make The Right Choice’ On Donald Trump: “For the life of me, I cannot believe that a country like the United States can afford to have someone as president who simply says, ‘These people are not going to be allowed to come to the United States’”
ah yes... I will definitely listen to the prince of Saudi Arabia on human rights
>>58985250
you never knew any of your great-grandparents? One of my only died when I was 22, she was 95.
you can find your g-grandparents at least on freebmd but further back than that and you'll need to subscribe to an ancestry website and it can be a painstaking process to assemble an accurate family tree.
Honestly thinking of purchasing a HTC Vive just so I have something to live for.
>>58985354
Trying to wait for 2nd gen but getting proper tempted ngl
>>58985330
Surely people have told him about how fucked up his shit is.
>>58985337
You're a bit of a mong aren't you. You think he just walked in off the street because he felt like it?
>>58985202
bet your grandparents were fuming when your mum married a paki haha
Took a module in 'Geopolitics' lads
Parts are interesting, but about half the course is about identities and race; white privilege, race is a social construct etc
Genuinely have to learn all this and agree with it to pass
>>58985334
The only way you could vote for the PM is if you lived in their constituency. All you get to vote for is your local MP and council
>>58985364
Literally nothing to play though
>>58985366
So what did your ballot paper say?
Cameron?
Ed balls?
Whoever the other fuck was?
I doubt it
How does it feel having a muslim mayor in your capital city?
>>58985396
I didn't vote
>>58985354
Overpriced gimmick.
Give it a few years until it's polished and cheaper if it lasts that long.
>>58985396
Milliband*
>>58985401
moot point
>>58985341
Well it's good enough for the U.N.
>>58985398
Pretty good, beucase I live far enough North that you can get two pints in for less than a fiver
>>58985398
not sure Germany has any room to comment about pooskins
>>58985285
I have yellowish skin des
>>58985372
Are you joking, because if that's true that's pathetic.
>His mum is LITERALLY a racemixing slut
>>58985248
ya a fuckin nigger arent ya?
A terrorist attack in London is overdue to be honest lads, think MI5 stopped like 12 attempts last year
Will be interesting to see the media backlash against Khan when it happens, especially if he reduces stop and search / cuts police presence etc
>>58985372
>Political course
>forcing you to agree with it
what?
>>58985013
he was on the other day, I did ask /fr/ for you.
>>58985437
Would disown my mum if she got a black boyfriend or something.
Actually I'd probably disown her if she got a boyfriend as it's only been a year since dad died.
>>58985388
That job simulator thing looks fun.
Not even German.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axaXMJuqphA
>>58985474
Aye definitely worth 800 quid
>>58985078
here
>>58985418
Make sure the same doesn't happen in your city.
>>58985424
>MUSLIM MAYOR OF LONDON
Can't make this shit up. I hope you already have learned how to pray to Allah :^)
>>58985078
>>58985452
Khan will be the perpetrator
>>58985472
how did dad die?
>*FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
>>58985483
Perhaps not
>>58985453
It's Geopolitics so it's done by the Geography department
Here's an example of a past paper question:
"How is the body imagined differently in feminist geopolitics and associated literatures?"
>>58985492
In Afghanistan
>>58985504
don't want to live in this world anymore
>>58985452
I don't get it
>Mussies commit a terrorist attack
>Left: Muslims aren't responsible for the acts of other muslims
>Sadiq gets elected
>Left: See, look at how much muslims are contributing
>>58985484
my regards elliot
>>58985506
you're memeing
>>58985492
cancer
>>58985504
>feminist geopolitics
What?
I'm glad I'm taking a really autistic route and not that
>>58985440
Milky>Combo
>>58985485
>Germany mocking us for muslims when you have significantly more and letting literally millions more in
Might install battlefield 2 and just snipe bots all day desu
>>58985528
weak genes
>>58985485
>City
Nope countryside, my village is ancient enough that Morris dancing is still practiced here
>>58985484
GENGHIS KHAN'D
>>58985560
cancer is mostly caused by meat and dairy consumption
>>58985560
Was actually exposure to asbestos but he had no idea where from.
post banter
http://mirror.ninja/l1mx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFkzXc0JLiI
this is such a beautiful love song
>>58985554
>when you have significantly more and letting literally millions more in
At least we don't declare them as mayor of our capital city.
fell asleep with the candles burning and one of them the top collapsed and dripped wax down the radiator fucks sake
oh hi mark
>>58985590
virus do not click
Can't do anything all day, i'm on standby for work
>>58985608
>>58985601
Better love song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gQBU5py4qo
>>58985605
I'd rather have a paki mayor destroy the capital city than a white chancellor who destroys the entire country.
>>58985614
fuck off reddit
never even kissed a girl lads
>>58985601
>someone posts black and paki heritage
>this paki shows up
Ahh yes.
>>58985561
That's nice. Keep it like that. Tradition beats every trend.
>>58985605
>implying that's not on the way when German <20s are 60% Muslim
>>58985590
>'passed out'
If he was unconcious for that long I'd be very worried.
you lads got anything planned tonight?
>>58985530
From some of my lecture slides:
"There are no limit to potential axes of difference. Although social constructs of class, race, and gender are the most commonly studied, it is difficult to extract one axis from the others. This is the belief of intersectionality: That oppressions are linked and cannot be solved alone"
what tf does a mayor do though
Yesterday at work, I was searching for a fix for a bug
>Click on a site called fatal-error.com
>porn screamer starts playing
Thank fuck I had my sound going through my headset
Don't think anyone saw but I was still sweating my balls off
>>69199972
>>69199972
>>58985575
>this is what vegans unironically believe
>>58985586
Ah that sucks, could be from some random building site he lived next to for a while? I always thought you had to be exposed to asbestos for a long period of time for it to pose any serious risk, maybe his dad brought it home on his work clothes?
why are women SO arrogant
>>58985696
irish weather
Not long now
>>58985626
relationship goals
>>58985574
I'm white m8, but also have Yamato genes inside
>>58985696
Women in western society have become so privileged that they even have the privileged to claim they have no privileged
Diggin the new radiohead track to be honest
>>58985688
>sucks
FOY
>>58985669
They make bicycle racks, and charge cars going past a certain point in London.
Also get into fights with tube unions
>>58985627
>chancellor who destroys the entire country
She destroys your country aswell :^)
The English elite crawl into the chancellor's ass like there is no tomorrow.
Cameron is literally a slave of our crazy chancellor. I am sure he has to suck her fat clit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wivx59XOUTA
Really love how more kpop MVs are featuring white men.
Thailad have you got any more of these?
>>58985668
Some more lecture slides quotes
"Although a white girl may see a Muslim woman dressed in religious clothing and see her as oppressed / living in a cruel patriarchal culture, this is not true. A Muslim could equally look at a white girl in a bikini and think 'nothing is covered, what a cruel patriarchal culture'"
>>58985679
forgot the board you twat
>>58985688
You do, he was a cameraman and filmed around the world though so could literally be from anywhere, sweatshops in fucking thailand to factories up north.
>>58985738
succ my cocc
>>58985668
Race is one thing but all this gender horseshit is completely contradictory.
Oh she's a woman born in a man's body? Biological sex =/= gender? Female gender = this behaviour/appearance/clothing regardless of sex?
Yes
Yes
Yes
So gender roles are real?
No
???
>>58985735
They still make music?
Just did a wicked hungover shit
>>58985786
ah el classic grog bog
post top british lads
https://youtu.be/ULTtWUZhD9c?list=PL5F82E94EFA6258C9
>>58985757
http://thailad.zz.mu/adventure
thread from 9/11
http://www.airliners.net/aviation-forums/general_aviation/read.main/570042//6/
>A second airliner just rammed into the second tower!
Thoughts?
>>58985786
that's your liver telling you to stop poisoning it.
>>58985810
virus do not click
>>58985814
bloody curries taking all the bus driving jobs aye
>>58985779
sex is different to gender though
you can still be a feminine bloke or a masculine woman
think of sex as race but gender as culture
you can be from Africa but culturally English for example
>>58985823
t. Johnny Chan
>>58985779
STOP LABELLING PEOPLE, RACE IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT
ahh yes I'm a pansexualdemiqueerboeing747
>>58985834
>you can be from Africa but culturally English for example
>>58985844
memes aside race is a social construct
we can breed with one another therefore we all belong to the one race
Check it out senpaitachi
>>73271679
What are some /brit/ approved animus?
>>58985466
Damnit! We're starcrossed posters, it seems. Let's do this asynchronously...
***
This song contains sample from 2 trad Welsh songs. Some kind Anon identified one of them as "Mae 'Nghariad i'n Fenws" but the other is still a mystery to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcEckkK4xkQ
Turns out this elusive sample has also been used (exclusively?) there:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7syKYzK9Cs
Finally, there's another tune I can't figure out, but I think this is Gaeilge this time (from a single song):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o656pG0Drk
***
If Gwyneddlad or another Welsh-speaking lad turns up, please direct them to this post of mine.
I'll try me best to locate their replies myself, but if you see me (eg. posting pic related) don't hesitate to holler at me.
>tfw no Gemma gf
>>58985834
Yes I agree with that, but what I'm saying is that doesn't make a man a woman because he's feminine.
>>58985873
gross botox lips
>>58985873
>>58985870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=251cxou3yR4
just played this to my gf
>>58985860
>we can breed with one another therefore we all belong to the one race
We're all homo sapiens but there are significant differences amongst people of different races, it isn't a social construct.
>>58985901
+1 (also Shaun the Sheep, by the same)
haha just superliked a bird who works at EB games gonna cop maaaaaaaaaaad discounts
>>58985779
I think this slide will rustle you the most
*pic of Liberation magazine spread after Paris attacks with photos of people who died*
"These lives are rendered as human lives that perished in terrorism, but as lives that matter. Why do we recognise these lives as meaningful and not those who died under imperialism?"
>>58985898
Jamal
>>58985894
They're natural you fucking idiot
hey remember nondoms
>>58985936
what
>>58985929
giz discount haha
>They're natural you fucking idiot
*tips m'waifu*
>>58985870
me taking the gf for a walk
How do you get bigger calves? I feel like mine are out of proportion with the rest of my body ;_;
Have matched with Georgia again lads
Very tempted to just say "Georgia you're georga" again
Wow so true x
>>58985929
>cop
fuck off yank
>>58985886
oh yeah, I agree
>housemate asks me what i'm doing this weekend
>think it's just small talk
>mention i'm going to see this photo exhibition
>he asks can he join
>"s-sure"
>wake up
>about to head out half an hour ago
>he invites the other housemate
>"s-sure, the more the merrier"
>now i have to "entertain" 2 northern animals, whose idea of culture is drinking warm cider in hyde park, for the rest of the day
that's the last time i ever tell anyone what i'm doing
>>58986017
*looks up*
*lowers phone*
Not even close
>>58986006
Hey there Delilah
>>58985975
Don't me mad that mai waifu is superior to yours
>>58986026
omg x
>when you phone vibrates but it's just a text from Pizza Hut
Really want one these
>>58986040
would hate to have you as a flatmate x
>>58986026
https://vimeo.com/58229427
>>58986040
Maybe if you're not a whiny little cunt about it you could actually introduce them to something different
>>58986072
Why are pizza hut texting you?
post your mum's favourite tune
https://youtu.be/iy4mXZN1Zzk?list=PL5F82E94EFA6258C9
>>58986072
Got one from Papa Johns the other night, I blocked the number
did a poo
>>58986004
>>58985901
what about nip animes?
>>58986108
i GUARANTEE you've never met a northerner
>>58986118
you actually disgust me
>>58986112
offers
>>58986113
Anything by Stevie Wonder
>>58986112
You have to give them your number when you get a delivery in, then they text you deals
>>58986118
Was it as disappointing as this picture implies?
>>58986118
die
>>58986124
Don't watch chinky cartoons much but I like Patlabor 1 & 2
>>58986113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo-J1wf2KHc
>>58986173
>sultans of swing
fuck off paki
mmmm noodles or rice?
>new trial board: /qst/ - Quests
If you don't remember MiniDiscs then you're an underaged cunt I'm afraid
>>58986213
My flatmates pedantic about torrenting and said one of the house rules was no open web torrenting
is there anyway he can now I'm torrenting without a VPN?
*yawns*
entertain me
m8 won't come to a Thai restaurant with me because it's "foreigner food"
>>58986228
er.. you can go now grandad - lol!
>>58986241
hahaha he sounds like a prick
fuck him, do what you want
>>58986241
Haha what a Cuck
>>58986253
Underaged cunt
>Downloading: 2.76 GB remaining @ 1.16 MB/s
>1.16 MB/s
>>58986241
know*
>>58986241
Just do it any way what's he gonna do?
>>58986213
it's for smart people
[spoiler]i'm not smart so i don't go there[/spoiler]
>tfw on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and only lifeline left is to 'phone a friend'
>walk away with €500 and get the bus home
>>58986242
>>58986241
ISP's can't provide a browsing history so no, not unless you leave it open while you're afk, or he has installed a keylogger or RAT on your computer which is illegal.
>>58986228
still got some cassettes
>1.19 MB/s
>>58986311
hes a fucking autist with one of those huge /g/ battle stations with a rack on the wall with expensive headphones
if theres a way to find out it wouldn't suprise me if he would check
just want to avoid a confrontation desu
>>58986326
ta x
>>58986241
VPN is the only way to hide the data of p2p
You can tell him to fuck off though and say you'll take responsibility if they ever get a warning (never)
