Drumpfart edition
my dick
>>58987102
Nige
hows gf 2016 going lads?
katie
are maisie
kpop lads
>>58987129
easter?
>>58987129
>>58987129
Got engaged to her
gf just sent this via telnet lads.
well lads think I'm officially done with the girl I've been talking to
on ya bike love
>>58987129
bad, thanks for asking, how's it going for you?
>>58987102
Trump kinda looks like a sexier Merkel desu
remember when you couldn't use the internet before 6 because it was cheaper after?
haha
gf just sent this via teletext lads.
when tlking to a girl how soon is to ask if she wants to meet up
Anyone about to watch Middlesbrough Vs Brighton?
Predictions? I'm going 2-1 to Brighton
this swede is a riot
>>58987163
2P A MINUTE
>>58987164
what a waste of a beautiful girl
>>58987150
sure lad
Taking me ages to install bf2 lads
>>58987190
draw
>>58987200
Why the fuck is he wearing a watch with no hands?
>>58987160
never had a gf besides in primary school which doesnt count
so terribly
>>58987195
He's Swedish what do you expect? It's a daily routine in Swedenistan.
Having a full english
>>58987129
she is responding to me
>>58987223
FONT
>>58987215
Upgrade to 512kb of ram lad it's well worth it.
>>58987150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0
>>58987240
FONT
>>58987129
How do I get a brit gf?
>>58987250
Nah I'm installing single player mods and then patches
its downloads taking me ages
you have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't having vegemite on toast right now
also leelee
>>58987276
Come here open up tinder
>>58987255
ahahaha this cunt thinks we're still in the old thread ahahahaha
>having to get off the internet because your family is expecting a phone call
>>58987277
get AIX2 and when you do there's a whole site for maps
>>58987240
I remember I asked her to dance at the school disco and she said yes
had a great time to be honest
she said she guessed we were boyfriend and girlfriend and I was the best bf she had ever had
hugged her that night and she kissed me on the cheek
>tfw we were 10
>tfw we just never spoke after that night
>>58987279
my current jar is empty and its too hot to get more
>>58987279
I ran out
>>58987129
>Imagine wanting to tie yourself down to one girl
fucked a girl I'm not proud of on wednesday desu, but she did toss my salad
>>58987279
what is wrong with her ears
Why do some people have their age wrong on tinder?
>>58987279
Having houmous with pitta bread instead
>>58987289
Isn't tinder filled with d-thirsty sluts? I want a pure innocent woman as gf.
Need to go to the bank heh
>>58987321
Was he in Cool Runnings?
>>58987279
it's called marmite
>>58987239
Me on the left.
>>58987340
Then you don't want a brit gf
i fancy this girl but she smokes and its a big turn-off if im perfectly honest. dont want to stop fancying her though.
what do?
>>58987321
does anybody know what site this is from? for...reasons
oh no
i forgot to get some wrapping paper for mothers day tomorrow
g2g lads
be back in a bit
xx
>>58987323
Do you have a problem with strong independent big eared women that have embraced their body?
>>58987339
Actually had hummus tonight for the first time with some awful proceeded falafel. Gotta try it with something else.
>>58987059
>>58987059
underrated post
I'm pretty sure I let a guy fuck me without a condom last night. He came in my mouth... am I still fucked?
>>58987394
what is this hairstyle called?
I guess the only reason why this is happening is that they do it for free
>>58987411
It's amazing in kebabs. But just having it with pitta is also nice as well
>>58987442
fuccboi
>>58987434
yes you were still fucked
I just realised people don't say 'my Queen' they say 'the Queen'
A sad state of affairs.
got a big greasy sausage lads
>ywn be a street view driver
>>58987442
the fashy goy
>>58987442
the "unfuckable"
>>58987459
or witch carrot sticks (on a cut)
>>58987473
Me in then middle
I have never owned a mobile telephone, nor do I ever intend to own one.
need a BBC in my pussy desu
>Recommended videos for you
>Why Women DESTROY NATIONS * /CIVILIZATIONS - and other UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTHS
hummus mentioned
Spread hummus on a plate, sprinkle with chopped tomatoes and salt, then add a bit of olive oil and dip with toast
very good snack
>>58987404
I can't wait till Trudeau imports my muslim brothers so we can rape the pretty little white virgins in Canada.
Death to the west
>>58987442
lesbian
>>58987442
>>58987394
>I ran out of money halfway through chemo
>>58987516
Greater London
I'm going to eat, oooh, maybe FOUR rounds of toast, with a mug of sweet tea to wash it and with and there is NOTHING you can do about it. :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewZZNeYDiLo
you cannot find a better song than this
>>58987434
gz on the aids
>>58987531
was it your beefday yesterday?
>>58987484
OOH MATRON
>depay on flank
IT'S STARTING
>>58987473
Why is the queen being such a cuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReBYIM4475A
>>58987531
Rasheed
>>58987485
>have to stop every 5 feet and take a photo
fuck that
Greater London is black
>>58987596
The cameras are completely automated.
Soon the cars will be as well.
>>58987576
the normie war?
I can't stop reading about prostate orgasms. I really want oneeeee :((
>>58987560
yeah
>>58987598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QMiCBJ7yRM
Bad boys inna London
Rude boys inna England
>>58987636
Have you heard of the plunger
>>58987650
many happy returns
why do girls like sucking willies. its not their genitals being stimulated. is it because they have submissive personality
>>58987279
I'm about to make some toast with Marmite on it like a civilised human.
>>58987676
Thanks x
The extra flags user who uses Greater London is black.
correct
>>58987316
>>58987320
Fuck off Antipodeans.
>>58987674
N-no, tell me about it
>>58987700
Think he used to post in /britfeel/ too
>>58987715
thoughts on sadiq?
>>58987340
>a pure innocent woman
>2016
>anon whats your favourite movie?
Well?
>>58987579
>grows up during ww2
>intense nationalism everywhere as it's required to fight the war
>probably grew up very proud of being royalty of this nation
>mfw today she's taken to mosques and is forced to smile as she sees the culture and the people she loved so much dwindle and fade in place of foreign people and their cultures
I'd imagine this is why Brexit is important to her
Janni will get a big pay packet this month
>petrol prices going up
>>58987741
Lol
thanks to freddy im a sexual spastic
>>58987484
That is clearly some sort of hotdog.
Explain this, Bongoloids!
What the fuck is with this Swedish guy constantly spamming shit in these threads.
>>58987775
He's mentally ill
>>58987741
nah never post in r9k and I'm not black
>>58987747
shariah law when
>>58987755
post her friend
>>58987774
A good man
>>58987515
Don't talk to me or Masson ever again.
>>58987799
Think there is 2 greater londons?
Greater London is a half caste black man
>>58987685
Don't you like eating pussy?
Oh let me guess you're one of those faggots.
>>58987774
Where's your leaf Canada?
>>58987788
Wouldn't surprise me.
Just wish janitors would do their job 2bh.
>>58987811
good
![LFQLuEb[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3Nd3z0s.png "LFQLuEb[1].png")
I had no idea his Alzheimer's had gotten so bad that he'd forgotten he has it
>>58987755
Stop posting this coalburner.
>>58987775
honestly don't know what he thinks he's accomplishing
no one is getting upset or disgusted
why would you spend your time manually spamming crappy res interracial porn on /int/ idk
>>58987814
the other one is white too, but a super cuck
Gf just texted me this
>>58987737
Using a plunger and pumping your arse till climax,
>>58987755
continue posting this coalburner.
>>58987774
Have you ever heard of the concept of a fifth column?
>>58987894
>ear tunnel
>>/gas/
>now that K H A N ' D is elected, brits are pretending like they never cared
>>58987894
looks like a manhating sjw lesbian liberal arts student
>>58987898
With the plunger end or the handle end? How does that work? ;o
>>58987894
What the fuck is that ear stretching stuff even about? It's Aztec tier self mutilation.
What happens when they grow up and realise they have permanently fucked their appearance? It's not like they can just take it out and look normal again.
>>58987900
>fifth column
sounds pretty tinfoil hat tier
sisters arse
>>58987880
have you met him?
>>58987756
Please don't leave the EU though, there is no valid reasons other than meme and kek purposes.
>>58987954
>when they grow up
they don't, they're mentally ill
>>58987946
>liberal arts student
Fuck off Yank
>>58987997
nice meme
>>58987985
Fuck off Abe
>>58987872
>no one is getting upset or disgusted
honesty I find it fucking disgusting
>>58987947
Both, but usually the plunger end. Never done it, but I've seen enough porn to know
>>58987976
me top left
hey /brit/
nice mayor of london lol
>>58987880
The autistic one is a light-skinned half black man, the posh one is a British Asian (Indian).
>>58988031
thanks lol
How often do you lads shave?
had a very vivid dream I got doxxed
>>58988057
I wasn't a dream Steve
>>58987974
You what? Fifth column is the name of a terrorist organisation comprised of citizens of said country.
Where does tinfoil come into it?
>>58988057
I had that a couple of nights ago. Except I also became a Kev-tier /brit/ meme.
0161
>>58988014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNH5-Kwoaqo
>>58988106
FOM
>>58987985
Nuke yourself.
>>58988107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thJA5uIgxug
http://www.strawpoll.me/10149711
http://www.strawpoll.me/10149711
just aligned my chakras with the fifth column lads
>>58988147
rasheed
>>58988031
Hey /cum/
Nice president you have elected twice. Lol.
>go to loads of places in Poland on street view
>everything is new
>everything is tidy, clean
>all the houses look nice
>all the roads are new
leeching on EU money does wonders, it looks better than France/Germany
>>58988121
wanna fight, cunt?
>>58987496
>those knees
Why is everyone laughing at us for having a Muslim mayor?
America have had an African Muslim President for the last 7 years
>>58987496
my gf on the left
>>58988074
h-haha good one
>>58988102
what were you doing in this meme?
Can you lay off the BBC lad
>>58988057
I had a dream where I was walking down a path that was full of puddles that got bigger and bigger until I was walking along a bench to stay out of the water.
Crocodiles then started to swim at me, I couldn't move like I was surrounded by treacle. and thought "fuck it" I focused every thing on jumping at the crock with the strongest punch I could manage.
I then woke up punching the table next to my bed.
>>58988235
Nothing, I guess they just found something funny about the way I looked and kept posting pictures of me. It wasn't a very vivid dream.
>>58988183
post proofs
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Alien-60ml-EDP-Spray/dp/B00AQGQN2C
it'll be here tomorrow lads; going to spray it all around the room and play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRtDilPtAMA while gripping the picture of the two of us hugging in bed
if I close my eyes and imagine she's really here, it'll be like she never left
>swedish """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>58988266
I'll lay on the BBC m8
Someone post the picture of Marlon Brando sucking on a bbc
Gf is looking nice today x
>>58988388
my gf on the left again
>>58988267
lucky your gf wasn't sleeping next to you
>>58988324
literally try it anywhere
even the villages that you'd think would be shitty and neglected
>>58987150
If you having kids GTFO of Eurape...
>>58988009
Already Abe left Khan'd London yesterday for meet Putin.
>>58988425
Moving to America la. Possibly. It depends
>>58987152
Kinda weird doing your ironing on the bea...oh i see her now.
>>58988367
Yeah same here x
>>58988396
She was on the other side.
>>58988343
this is obama's mum
*rings handbell*
*DING DING DING DING*
Uhm Caretaker , would you be a dear and remove this cretin and the filth he calls posts
That is all!
*shoos him away*
poland literally looks 1000x better than the UK what the fuck
>>58987139
good post
>>58988496
underrated post
need to lick a vulva right now
>>58988523
No 70s jew brutalist architecture and decaying 70s terrace housing
>>58988440
Haha, the manlet is barely taller than the Queen
>poland literally looks 1000x better than the UK what the fuck
>>58988565
the term manlet does not apply to asians
>>58988587
me behind the camera
>I will admit that Kent does not have a perfect record on racism. The 2011 census revealed that 93.7 per cent of the population is White British, which is per cent above the national average. To add some context, I didn’t have a black person in my year at my distinctly Middle Class Kentish Grammar School™ until sixth form.
how the FUCK is that racist
http://thetab.com/2016/05/05/stop-saying-kent-racist-89072
wanna go out with this qt but acne is kinda bad today
fuck sake
>>58988595
wtf thats not even cum
literal horse semen or milk
KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
https://www.reddit.com/r/london/comments/4i9i6o/anyone_elses_tap_water_taste_halal_this_morning/
>>58988573
gf on the right
>>58988567
gf in the middle
>>58988500
gf on the left
>>58988388
gf on the left
>>58987755
gf on the left
>>58987496
gf in the middle
>>58988637
Take a shower, smelly.
3 wanks today
in other news: cut my sack with the electric shaver again
>>58988637
wait until its better, skin blemishes knock down your attractiveness
>>58988645
your president is muslim
>>58988606
and who were owned by those "manlets" again?
>tfw no paki slag gf
>>58988674
good one, its because i ate a big pack of skittles earlier in the week
no will power
>>58988089
>name of a terrorist organisation
Don't think it is desu
>said country
You haven't mentioned a country to refer to
Typical pseudo intellectual rorke ramblings
Once I was eleven years old
>>58988721
>acnefags actually believe this
You're beyond help
>>58988698
Thank fuck, janny is here.
Kill that Swede.
bit chilly tonight lids
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BSRYU-6RRY
>>58987102
Tronald Dump
>>58988672
delete this
>>58988760
i use a facial wash twice a day you utter mong
>>58988721
It's more to do with your oil glands than skittles friend
>his gf is here
fucks sake FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58988606
Orientals, you stupid yank.
needs someone's vulva to lick
>>58988787
I literately just reported all his posts, looks like none of you cucks were doing it.
>>58988809
utter weapon
>tfw acne starting to reduce
liking this
>>58988837
>not having the country of sweden filtered
>>58988835
hi xx
>>58988814
sugar leads to inflammation
>>58988632
Everything is buzzword to discredit your political opposition.
>>58988809
Just like fatties eat one small apple and jog 20k every day and yet they're still, miraculously, obese.
Stop kidding yourself, greasy cunt. Have a real wash.
>>58988831
indians =/= asians
>>58988771
burgers did that, not brits.
Anyone fancy a shag? I look like a man and have a beard but I'm female on the inside. Post your MSN if you're interested.
>>58988698
I don't know, who? You guys got nuked.com.
Acne is finally fucking off lads
Not even been doing anything special either
>Have bad acne because smelly teenager with poor hygiene
>Start showering, grooming and generally taking pride in my appearance
>Acne goes away
I'm gobsmacked! I thought it was skittles and pillowcases and milk that caused acne??? Turns out it's actually being a greasy smelly mong wtffffff
>>58988894
can i lick your vulva
Why do girls always go shopping and buy so much rubbish?
>>58988723
This isn't even English, kill yourself paki.
>>58988831
Oh my days you are such an autist
Can sniff your posts out from miles away
You whine about Australians and lick the queen's arse constantly
Like a caricature of rorkedom
Such an insufferable fucking boring smug twat
Hope you get stabbed to death by republican minorities
>beatport STILL doesn't provide downloads in archive format
>instead you have to individually download everything
>typically you can only queue a few at once without the browser going spastic
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58988940
retail therapy helps them cope with period pain
