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BABYMETAL edition
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crayon pop
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leelee
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>05/08/16 Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!

Wish me luck lads.
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>nonwhites will never be systematically sterilized

fuck this continent
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>>59066774
fucking disgraceful ears
would not touch with a barge pole
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kill all asians
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literally me
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Reminder some random episode of a Russian animated children's show has something like 1.7 billion views on Youtube.
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jean arse lad, post arse
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I drew this big spunking cock in the sand at the beach today. What did YOU achieve today?
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lads
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>>59066745
getting it out would show it off better and doesn't make you look flamboyant or feminine.

those types of gays are the worst. why can't you just be a normal dude who likes willies. why the stupid voice and gestures. it's seriously that kind of shit that makes it look like you have an illness


who /bi/ here

who /hates gays/ here
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>>59066849
kek
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>tfw no one to cuddle with
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>>59066910
....it's a start
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>>59066796
I can't get over how beautiful the tall one is
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>>59066922
nonce
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absolute choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvD3CHA48pA
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>>59066910
>stroking chest between the boobs but not squeezing the boob itself

With the court's approval, I submit for consideration that the slag on the left is not in fact a bona fide lesbian
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>When windows tries to convert your .flac to .wma when you move them onto your android
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>>59066950
She is 18
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>>59066867
I had a cracking wank
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>>59066794
Shut up with your continental woes, frog.
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>>59066890
I'm gay and a deep-voiced NEET spacker virgin desu
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>i listen to kpop
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>>59066867
about to have a cracking wank
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>>59067013
Post vocaroo
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>>59066745
post arse
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>>59067013
>not bi

get in
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absolutely love it when pure runts call BABYMETAL kpop
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What did she mean by this?
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>>59066910
;_;

cant wait to get a gf so life can be like this webm
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>>59067005
Rasheed
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why do most gays speak in that feminine voice?
don't understand the science behind this
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Conclusive proof that I am not a girl
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>>59067084
more like tila rorquila
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sup
Did you go to church today?
Did you send a gift to your mom today?
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>>59066910
So, SO wish I were an attractive, pale and big-breasted lesbian female.

Just have lesbian orgies literally every day for the rest of my life.
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>>59067108
fucking hell lad put them back on

only joking, post bare arse
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>>59067108
still a fag

kys
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>>59067105
>empty alcohol bottles

If she's intoxicated then this is a webm of a rape since she is unable to consent

I shall be reporting you to the police
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>>59067105
Can't even fathom being in a situation where I'm touching a girl intimately.
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>>59067118
>this whole post on about 5 different levels
fuck. off. yank.
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went into subway earlier on and walked the cunt through a big elaborate order for a good few minutes then fucked off without taking it ahahaha
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>>59066754
Good lad
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>Burn The Witch
Pretty good, excellent vocals. The ending could have been better though. Too dramatic and abrupt.

>Daydreaming
Shit, but Thom looks /fa/ as FUCK in the video.

>Decks Dark
Pretty good

>Ful Stop
>The Numbers
Ok

>Desert Island Disk
>Glass Eyes
>Indentikit
>Tinker tailor banker bonus blah blah
Shit

>Present Tense
TUNE. Chilled out and melodic.

>True Love Waits
Disappointing and hyped up. Live didn't sound like anything too special in the first place.
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>>59067142
My arse has potentially identifying marks.
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>>59067146
alternatively, consider that it's hipster porn and the bottles are for set design
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>>59067091
>You come to /brit/ to seek advice from your island based superiors
>Englishman doesn't care about your great continental mistake
>R-Rasheed

Is there anything more pathetic than being French?
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>>59067108
Why the same pose every time?
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>>59067105
im gonna need a source on these two lesbians please
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZRvO0S-TLU
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>>59067213
he should get heels to show off his arse
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>>59067103
They put it on
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doing a shanty
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>>59067208
being a londoner
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>>59067108
Time for the next step -- absolute proof. Do the pose naked with your willy peeking out from between your legs
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>>59067188
you've got a horrific bum scar?
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>>59067200
Then it's just porn simulating rape, which is also illegal
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>>59067223
katie and louise
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>>59067208
>>Englishman doesn't care about your great continental mistake
Britain has made the same mistake though
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>>59067208
Having a muslim mayor I'd think
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>>59067147
I can fathom it, but I can't begin to imagine how amazingly good it would feel. A mix of euphoria and disbelief.
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>>59067188
>My arse has potentially identifying marks.
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how the fuck does a famous mexican model/singer become an all out white supremacist hahahaha
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http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/man-city-sheikh-mansour-gift-11303126

Poor Pellegrini
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>lads and I going out for a night of rabble-rousing and revelry
>herecomesjannie.flac
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>>59067213
For comparison. The first picture was supposed to look girly, the second was supposed to match the first but show of my manly legs.
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>>59067305
She's also an actress. This is an act to get her fans going
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>>59067254
int he country of production?
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>>59067301
I have "Your name" tattooed on my arse for banter
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>>59067281
No I definitely think being French is far worse.
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>>59067329
OK. Would probably bum you, if you were wondering.
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>>59067351
her twitter has been removed must have been hacked
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>>59067286
lad, it's weird desu
i've been on one date, went cinema. we were holding hands and that and hands on laps and stuff. i got erect as fuck and was erect throughout the whole film, her arm brushed by my erect penis one time
fucking hell desu
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it's just after midnight and here I am, shitposting and listening to a death metal spotify playlist
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Why does Peter hitchens always have to ruin a fairly eloquent point/article by shoehorning in cannabis

It's getting boring now
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>>59067400
>Being european is worse than electing muslims

Rasheed
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>>59067305
She's Vietnamese
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>>59067430
>it's just after midnight
just realised it's my birthday lol
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>0, 0, 0, 0

ahh yes
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>>59067479
happy birthday lid
how old are you?
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got an exam tomorrow and not revised at all for it.

cba anymore with uni
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>>59067479
Happy birthday lad
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>it's just after midnight and here I am, shitposting and listening to a death metal spotify playlist
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>>59067479
happy birthday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y34jC4I1m70
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>>59067454
Only a european could talk this much shite.
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>>59067495
he's probably 16 lmao
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>>59067400
Reminder that all anti-White "banter" is literally paki rasheeds trying to insult White people thinking we can't tell it's him.
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>>59067489
Every third person in Lebanon is a Syrian refugee. Fucking hell.
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>>59067495
21
mental age of 2.1
>>59067509
>>59067526
thanks lads
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If I had a hammer
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*opens hatch*
*a hundred little runt eyes look up at me from the shadows*
ahh yes...
*lobs in a sack of rice*
yes yes eat up little runts - eat up hehehe it's almost cleaning time
*turns the hose on*
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>>59067479
عيد مولد سعيد
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>>59066910
>porn that leaves you feeling lonely

Why would you do this?
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>>59067489
Apparently been debunked lad
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>>59067479
Happy b'day lad
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jus makez me laff jus noing i cud propa heem all u fucken twats if u dared 2 start shit wit me
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>>59067558
inshallah my brother
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>>59067531
>Anti-White "banter"
>French
>White

Enjoying your holiday Pierre?
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Where do I get Ritalin in the UK lads?
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>>59067533
They used to be 90% christian

Now it's like 30%
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>>59067489
how many did israel take?
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>>59067479
happy birthday birmingham
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>>59067489
You've just learned that the gulf States are run by cunts?

Next you'll find out they have millions of borderline slaves doing all their work while the citizens get healthy handouts from oil money
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Don't want to date anymore
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>>59067549
what would you do
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>>59067479

Happy birthday lad. Have a goodun.
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This song has grown on me 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCCXq9QB-dQ
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might stay up and watch meme of thrones
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post absolute bangers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7jSp2xmmEE
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>>59067464
WHO
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>>59067584
MashAllah
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>>59067589
>christians build successful country
>muslims fuck it up
Every fucking time. How can we stop this?
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if heaven and hell really exist, than this plane of existence truly is purgatory
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>>59067533
Lebs don't deserve this, they're a good people who try hard to take care of their country. They'll even riot if their council doesn't collect the rubbish (compare that to pakis shitting in the streets).
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>>59067591
Israel has taken none, what do you expect from Jews
They are part of the reason this war has started

>>59067614
just educating /brit/
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Why France is better than UK nowadays ?

Better food, better industry (we plant nuclear stuff on your island), better looking people in general, better army... How is it possible ?

You had everything, comonwealth and lingua franca, but still, you're sucking dicks

Feel bad desu
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>>59067619
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>>59067653
Lebanon was a shithole before though
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>>59067585
Haha, very funny Rasheed! Renowned Pakistani comedy is the best.
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>>59067653
Think we all know the answer
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>if heaven and hell really exist, than this plane of existence truly is purgatory
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>>59067657
>than
FOY
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>>59067628
Ah yes, the anthem of choppy unregistered hypercam 2 2008 WoW gameplay
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>>59067673
UK is marginally better by most metrics
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>>59067660
and here we are complaining hahahaha!!

feel bad for lebanon
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>>59067657
dont have a fedora edgy enough for this post
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>>59067625
doing a roll
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>>59067699
pls slowbeef
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>>59067673
France has no industry
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considering moving to poland

look at any place there in street view, you can tell the EU money is working well
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>>59067673
Why does France have so many Muslims?

This was 10 years ago and before the refugee crisis, you lads easily have 2-3 times as many Muslims as us

Also your unemployment rate is literally double ours and everyone speaks English
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>london literally khan'd
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>>59067673
>Better food

Frog's legs you disgusting cannibals
>Better industry

What Industry?

>Better looking people

Not even worth talking about French birds are revolting

>Better army

800 years of history say otherwise.
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shame skrillex doesn't play his older stuff anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzEgrNigZdw

go to 1:20
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not a fan of this "jews push for immigration in white countries but require DNA testing to live in israel and have built a gigantic fucking wall to keep everyone out" meme
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>>59067686
Whack a Jap?
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>when your little cousin is all grown up now and she comes to visit but is still climbing up on you as if she was a child
Lads I'm going mad
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>>59067660
Lebanon has lots of nature conservation programs, they have more forest than us I believe. Good luck to them, I hope they have enough resources to cope with the refugees.
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>>59067625
Retro as fuck
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>>59067767
You do realise Israel already has a much higher percentage of Muslims than we do?

It's over 15% Muslim
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>>59067673
>better industry (we plant nuclear stuff on your island),
France literally has no industry. I can't think of a single -SINGLE- thing your country is known for making. Not cars, tanks, guns, aircraft, literally nothing.
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>4200 upvotes on reddit
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>>59067625
Sure why not
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Thoughts? She's not quite as chubby as the thumbnail makes her look

Fairly certain my roommate did this though
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>>59067751
think we barely took any during the """""refugee""""" crisis tho
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>>59067752
>we could have been Berry'd
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llfNRGQ7Tlg
this song will now be in your head for the rest of the night
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This is greatest film of all time, prove me wrong?

protip: you can't
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>>59067795
>Targ tactician shagging Ros

Winning hard desu
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>>59067835
*proves you wrong*
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>tfw everyone around me is slaving away for their wages so they can consume another HFCS-infused Mc-consumer-electronic device whilst i'm straight blazed on a potent cocktail of dank afghan kush, lysergic acid and intellectual curiosity, pondering meta-physics.
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>>59067673
French economy is 18.8% industry

UK economy is 21.4% industry lol
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>>59067791
how old is she?
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Want a few (You)s before I go to bed lads. I'm a bartender, is there anything you want to know about the miserable world of bartending?
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>>59067625
roll
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>>59067801
and that is a result of them being there before the state of israel was created you absolute fucking melon and theyd have them gone in a heartbeat if they could, thats why them make them live in glorified zoos.
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>>59067834
Not if I have my way!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks
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>>59067802
Not heard of Peugeot, Renault cars or Dassault aircraft?
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do brits really say "mint" instead of "cool" ?
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>>59067747
Like their aerospace industry and automobile one?
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>>59067873
What alphabet agency are you with mate.
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>>59067827
Even so

You have a big passport free border with Germany and they took like 2 million
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>>59067818
Lad, she's the wrong colour.
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@59067877

checked
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>>59067818
>black
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>>59067903
no
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>>59067921
>This new
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>>59067896
oh fuck I forgot about the video to this one
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morning lads
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>>59067871
The French just assume they are better than the British. This is the reason for so many of their greatest military victories like Poitiers, Crecy, Agincourt, Trafalgar, Waterloo ETC,
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It turns out I have a urinary tract infection from one of my 'toys' which was causing skin to peel off my glans and shaft. I am on a course of antibiotics and my penis is fine, but for the fact it has a small 'cleft' (picture a cleft lip) but I am OK!.

(I have a fleshlight with a cocktail stick inserted into it so that when I fuck it, the stick goes a little bit into my hole. It must have cut me. I've learnt a lesson though.)
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>>59067802
being uneducated isn't something you should be proud of desu

>>59067914
they tried sending some here but they didn't even want to stay because they thought we were poor lmao
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>>59067920
>>59067933
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>>59067939
>
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will be up at 8am to tell you about my poo x
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>>59067084
Rorkina
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>>59067896
>posting the shit version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbKNICg-REA
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>>59067903
sometimes
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>>59067802
Wine? Fashion houses? Don't forget their agricultural industry that is the largest in Europe.
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>>59067802
>France literally has no industry
Are you a fucking retard?
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Stop being racist pls /int/
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gi GIGIGI YUYUYUYUYUYUYUYUY
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>UK economy is 21.4% industry
>American economy is 19.2% industry

Fuck me I thought our industry jumped off a cliff and the Yanks were going strong
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>>59067955
>they tried sending some here but they didn't even want to stay because they thought we were poor lmao

clearly your country is shit if people from the middle east hear about it being poor and are desperate to stay in the superior germany

they even risk their lives trying to get into the UK rather than staying in france
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>anime profile pic
>huge bio
>ask.fm etc
>anime screenshots
>over 100 friends
>loads of comments from friends with anime pics
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booking a trip to Greece
I'm going to get some fat scran, and chill out for an entire week
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>>59068048
I'm fine with that desu

Gotta warn you I'm not the original baiter lad
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>your energy sector will never be as red pilled as France's
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my willy is like russia, yours is like san marino x
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>>59067625
rolling a roll
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Khaaaan!
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type lisicki 4chan on google images
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>I hate the French
>Smelly frog bastards. Fuck France!

Every single fucking thread. Pakis always talking shit to our Irish/Scottish/American/French/Polish friends.

FUCK OFF PAKIS
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>>59068098
They're pretty fucked when they have meltdowns, like literally 100% of nuclear reactors do.

>>59068100
Damn, that's a shame. They used to be so cute.
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>>59068098
It's because the radiation couldn't make them any more mutated and fucked up than they already are.
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>>59067957
>he'd rather fuck a nig than keep his dignity
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>>59068100
3>1>>>>>>>>>>a wank>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2
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>>59068098
>tfw people here are scared of nuclear power despite the fact we have millions of acres of barren land, no tectonic activity and perfectly capable infrastructure

hahahahaha I will just keep shaking my head
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>>59068132
>They're pretty fucked when they have meltdowns, like literally 100% of nuclear reactors do.
weak bait
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>
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>>59068098
Isn't Areva building a reactor in the UK right now ?

Good news I'd say
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>>59068131
Overcompensating there rasheed
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>>59068100
christ she is literally severely inbred
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>>59068100
>you will never have a foursome with them
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True story
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>>59068111
11/11 roll
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I thought I might have some eggs left so I could have eggs on toast for breakfast tomorrow so I went to the fridge to check but no, I don't have any eggs left.
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ROMANES EUNT DOMUS
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>>59068131
Sup Pierre
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And who remembers this classic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8
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>>59067899
I have, but can't think of any of them off of the top of my head. Literally small brands with little global influence.

Looking through Dassaults aircraft it appears they use rolls-royce and pratt whitney engines.

They have to import their jet engines! hahahahah
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>>59068182
For what?

Nice try paki.
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>>59068100

3 and 1 are nice.

2 is literally a troll.
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i'd shag a fit black bird 2bh
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>>59068189
>eggs
>fridge

is this a new /tv/ meme or something?
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>>59068181
Yeah, the government agreed to a load of new reactors just before Fukashima made the greens flip the fuck out

Shame they're all being farmed out the Chinese but whatever
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>>59068100
Never realised Maisie has feelings until I stumbled across an interview where she talks about how reading people bullying her for looking like the Hunchback made her feel like shit.
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>>59068182
>We should like the French, Irish, Scots and Yanks! If you don't you're a Rasheed!

The Rasheeds are getting crafty these days.
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Feel like a fucking idiot but I only just realised the Israeli currency is literally shekels
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>>59068131
>waaaaaaaaah the only people who hate the irish are pakis
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>>59068230
I'd only fuck a very light-skinned one who doesn't resemble an ape
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>>59068191

Romani domum ite?

Romans needs to be plural and domum the subject. Eunt is the infinitive.
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>>59068251
i shall never bully her again
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think i might be able to get behind socialism if it was only white people involved desu
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>>59068213
Because you aren't patriotic
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>>59068283
Why not just like the rest of those bitches she's a libcuck feminist, did you see the game of thrones cast pro-migrant video? It's this shit that's destroying our country.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knZ9R1q5QzE

future classic lads
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>>59068291
Maybe some kind of nationalistic socialism?
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Had a BBQ by myself.
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>>59068208
Embarrassing

>>59068238
Yeah I heard about some kind of shady deal with chinese investors
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>>59068256
What's my master plan, Rasheed? To create cohesion among the White nationalities? Woah, how sinister.

Fuck off back to pakistan.
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died to the high priest lads
feel very ashamed
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>>59068208
that's on you for being a fucking retard then
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>>59068131
jesus christ almighty go neck yourself hating the french is literally ingrained into our national psyche you stupid rasheed cunt its just banter
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uhh I wanna be an actor, how will I remember my lines if I'm a stoner
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>>59068334
Do people in Texas really barbecue that often? King of the Hill has made me think they do.
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>>59068320
i haven't seen that desu
would hatefuck (read: rape) desu
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managed to fend off the suicidal urges for one day lads haha
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this is the new mayor of bristol

stop giving london shit
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>>59068342
>irish
>yanks
>white

Nice one, Rasheed.
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>>59068155
You need water for nuclear power.
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>>59068376
Oh well that's different
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>>59068369
yes, it's just banter. we don't really hate the french
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>>59068334
Never forget
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>>59068324
literally knew id get this meme response, but no, not a authoritarian militaristic society like nazi germany. i mean the kind of virtues espoused by modern socialism just minus the pakis.
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>>59068230
>>59068269
You're missing out, they're fantastic. And the darker the better. I fuck a girl from Ghana sometimes and it's awesome.
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>>59068322
>capitalising "On"

Spacker
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>>59068369
>hating the french is literally ingrained into our national psyche
You hate everyone though, pakilad.
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>>59068393
Nobody cares about mayors outside of London. I'm pretty sure Kahn isn't even the first muslim mayor.
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>>59068393
Would rather have a black guy than a moslem
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>>59068397
You need water for literally all power generation. Surely Australia could use another coolant?
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>>59068397
there are large barren areas right next to oceans, just nothing grew for one reason or another
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Her Majesty Elizabeth, the Second of her name, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and of Her other Realms and Territories, Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith
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>>59068393
>birmingham's mayor in the year 2008 was a literal rasheed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chauhdry_Abdul_Rashid
at least it's a white man right now
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>>59068393
Bristol isn't the capital city

Bristol mayor has less power as they have a council instead of the weak London assembly
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>>59068235
Does your fridge not have a little tray with six holes in it to hold eggs?
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>>59068427
>charcoal

lel
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>>59068393
Still better if he's christian
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>>59068402
>you will never obliterate a vagina
>it will never be Yui's vagina
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>>59068427
they're just something to put your dick in, ey lad
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q6uYUfIvFb
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>germany

my autism is twitching
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>>59068440
This
>Devout Christians
>Actually part of the Commonwealth
>Probably mixed
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>>59068369
Fucking off you paki cunt. You're talking shit about White people and trying to pass it off as "banter".

You think we can't tell it's pakis like you making the posts?
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>>59068412
Yeah. The 700 years of wars were just a bit of banter mate, we love them really :)
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>>59068322
>Only two comments
>John Oliver is one of them
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>>59068375
Probably
I'm from a different state in the north east and my family barbecues all the time.
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>>59068461
>Australia's strongly pro-republic prime minister will have to ask her permission to hold an election in his country
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>>59068486
Trying too hard
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>>59068395
You're not funny, paki.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3NoYyNKSXQ
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>>59068479
don't want to bother the poor immigrants when they're raping some white woman eh
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My penis won't penetrate my gf's vagina. What's going wrong? I thought it was really simple to do but we just couldn't.

Could her vagina be really tight? My dick is normal sized I think. Could we just be really awkward?
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What did he mean by this?
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>>59068494
good lad. that's the spirit
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bristol is bigger than london you idiots
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>>59068426
Sounds alright

Think too much socialism would make us a bit poor thought
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>>59068532
Didn't he also say "My blood boils at the sight of a Frenchman" when he was dying?

Absolute top lad.
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>>59068545
And Ohio is bigger than New York. Doesn't make it more relevant, just fatter.
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>>59068532
I think he meant "It's just banter lol! The French are our best buds!"
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>>59068545
It's not
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/brit/ Ibiza holiday when?
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>>59068474
good post
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>>59068599
Ibiza is expensive

Let's go sunny beach
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>>59067802

At first I was wondering if you were baiting, but then I figured out that 40% chances are in the nice pocket of a shitskin.
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>>59068599
I did a poo in ibiza to show /brit/ that I was cool
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>German course teaches migrants how to flirt with women

you cannot. make. this up
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>there are people ITT who actually believe London is the biggest city in England
lmao educate yourself you fools

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_districts_by_population
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_localities_in_England_by_population
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>>59068619
I vote Scarborough
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>>59068619
'no'
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>>59066754
God, they are so tinny.
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>educate yourself you fools
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>>59068653
I can see their logic. They will want white women regardless and its probably better to make them doing properly than letting them try whatever they did back home.
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you cannot make this up
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>>59068659
spacker
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>>59068659
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_districts_by_population

>There's a British Person that actually doesn't know that London and The City of London are different things
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Don't even bother arguing with this.

This man was the most talented politician that ever lived.

This is actually fact.
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>>59068653
If you're learning German it makes sense to teach them all the words and lots of phrases

This would be a story if that's the only thing they taught them - but is it?

Duolingo teaches you "how to flirt" too
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>>59068692
>when you take your bra off infront of your boyfriend for the first time
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>>59068698
they tried to do what they do at home already, see the mass sexual assaults of cologne on nye
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>>59068653
More like teach them not to rape
>this is the future we chose
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>>59068659
But the Greater London is the largest urban area in the UK
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>>59068699
Post a link you tosser
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPrGnh7QUDo
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>>59068619
going sunny beach later this year

any good?
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>>59068710
>>59068659
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>>59068761
Mediocre but it's cheap
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>>59068746
https://www.rt.com/news/333412-refugee-rape-woman-courses/

>>59068761
watched a vice doc about sunny beach

very dodgy place where you can buy black market nuclear weapons

also enjoy getting robbed by gypsies at every point of your trip
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>>59068761
it's better than rainy beach that's for sure
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>>59068726
post proofs
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>>59068729
That would never work back in their homelands. They'd probably be beaten by the police. lmfao
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>>59068776
>>59068659
>>59068710
great posts
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>>59068776
>City of London
See, there's your probem
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could do with a gf if I'm honest
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Kek I was just looking at tomorrows newspaper front pages on the BBC website and spotted this cracker
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>>59068726
llewd.
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>>59068808
>taking the bait
>a good post
hmm
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>>59068827
What in the fuck
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>>59068827
good stuff lad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHJplN9XO3g

going to wank to this
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>>59068827
Cracker mentioned
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>>59068777
orly?

tell me more

>>59068778
ye be quiet pls
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Is Wales a real country or not? The prince of Wales thing has left me confused.
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>>59068797
how do you know that? hmmm

*presses rasheed silent alarm*
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>>59068894
wales is a province of england
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>>59068808
>>59068811
I'm disagreeing with that retard as you can see in my first pic the 3 largest London Boroughs alone make up the entire population of Birmingham and there are fucking 32 London Boroughs. That guy is a moron.
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@ the irish sophiefag
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>>59068887
please go, I will be able to sleep at night well knowing youre being beaten and robbed by gypsies
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are amir took a banging last night lads
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good morning
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>>59068914
So it's not real like Narnia?
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>>59068894
Only when it's convenient
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>>59068877
kek
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>>59068924
me on the left
>>59068917
>that guy is a moron
>spends the next 10 minutes frantically trying to prove a bait post wrong
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>>59068827
>people ACTUALLY think russia will start ww3 if we leave the EU
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>>59068924
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>>59068962
Was pretty funny. Kahn is shit
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>>59068827
>Shakespeare? Never existed mate
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>>59068962
>yellow teeth

rasheed doesnt brush his teeth
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>>59069032
>>59069032
>>59069032

New
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>>59068924
the jews really did a number on her didnt they
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>>59068962
Excellent

Well done, pale ginger Mexican
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>>59068827
State funded fear-mongering propaganda in the country with the largest CCTV Camera/Capita ratio in the world.

Damn it feels good to be British.

>>59068995
>10 minutes
>Two puushes and an auto-queue
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>>59068994
Local Paki gang?
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