chat shit, get mopped up (for zero monetary compensation) edition
cara
crayon pop
leelee
Kyary
>the amazing atheist has been having an Internet feud with some fat guy who gets about 100 views per video for the last 10 years
You literally cannot make this shit up
happy mothers day to all the mums of /brit/ posters (:
>Obama’s last act is to force suburbs to be less white and less wealthy
>>59063558
FOY
it's time to roll a spliff lads
Watching Attenborough at 90 lads
Going to be genuinely sad when he pops his clogs
The monty Python lads too
"It's all written in the stars. You just need to know where to point the telescope" me
>>59063538
Why is that surprising to you? The man poured hot oil on his tiny, tiny penis and shoved a banana up his ass on camera.
>>59063538
THE GLASS CONTROL
SITCHU ATION
Brit in Germany here. Ask me anything.
*yanksplains*
>Invictus Games
Paralympic sports are always shit to watch because it's always just the least disabled person who wins. Not interesting.
>>59063538
>you get an insufficient amount of views, therefore I will not respond to you
>>59063538
Lol who's the other guy?
the thing's hollow -- it goes on forever -- and -- oh, my God! -- it's full of stars!
>>59063615
have you encountered any refugees yet?
>>59063607
You've got to give him props though, he owns it. I believe he sells a shirt with a banana on it, he's pretty cool desu.
doing a lonely sadness
>>59063677
I don't have to give him shti. He's a microdick faggot with faggot fans.
>Shakespeare authorship question
>>59063650
who's 'the guy'?
VERY interesting
>>59063694
>ireland
Fuck sake lads I forgot my 4chan password again so I had to reset it for the fucking hundredth time
>>59063662
Nah, i'm Dresden. I have not seen one yet.
>>59063650
His names Brett Keane, he's a "God believer", not a Christian.
https://m.youtube.com/results?q=godtvradio&sm=3
Why couldnt he have been the one who died?
>>59063694
[doubt]
Moving to Norway as soon as I can anyway
was pissed off at me mam today didn't realize it was mam's day lol
nice waft of bud coming through my window lads
>>59063785
it's not
>>59063804
dude
>>59063694
i did not select this image as it isnt even saved on my computer
very very confused by how this happened
>>59063804
lmao
>>59063804
>>59063785
>realize
>it was mam's day
High quality post.
>>59063813
wat
>>59063851
Source?
>>59063734
dynamic
This Hillsborough program is bleak. Feel bad for those people whose families went to a football match and didn't come home The got shat on by the Government and police who tried to cover up their failings.
>>59063773
god works in mysterious ways
>>59063804
dude lmao
>>59063840
happened to me before
it's a glitch in the 4chan matrix
your pic is uploaded somewhere else on the chon
>>59063804
I smelled bud when I went to pick up some bud earlier.
>>59063851
So long as there's less whites, that's all that matters.
Less whites, less problems mang
/whohere/ has a kettle on there desk?
>>59063729
Good point, I get ya.
>>59063772
>quick glimpse at his uploads
>lol nope
I guess that says something about TheAmazingAtheist if he's even bothering to respond to this guy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XzLQgNdn8NY
How 2 get gf like this?
>>59063967
HOL UP
>>59063922
mixed communities are more sustainable tbf. but it has to have been naturally occurring or implemented since the start of a settlement not imposed later on
>>59063986
I don't have a kettle at all
diversity means chasing down the last white person
>>59063734
>they're going to test the semen
And I thought I'd commuted the perfect crime
Why is sweden so fucked
http://speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.2498/swedish-national-police-chief-can-not-guarantee-the-safety-of-the-swedish-people-anymore
http://shoebat.com/2016/03/13/swedish-police-chief-warns-women-and-girls-dont-go-out-after-sunset-or-you-will-be-raped-or-worse/
>>59063893
I tell ya what boys. Um err, see, now you let me in, I’m… I’m crushin up, right… What you gotta realize is – we’re… we’re ninety six fans down. I’ve been a scouser for near enough twenty years. I moved to Sheffield, and I hate Maggeh, I hate Torehs, and I hate Munichs, right? This is the first time… the first time I’ve ever been crushed like I've been in this paddock. This paddock is just… full, man. And I blame that, Maggeh. This is… I hate you, Maggeh… *dropped wallet stolen* getting crushed to bits. Crushed to bits. But I tell ya something – Maggeh, Torehs, and the south yorkshire police, err arr err areforcin us into the paddock. And it shows in the death toll, we’re now… we’re now ninety five… we’re now… hold on a minute… we’re now ninety six scousers down. ninety six scousers down. I came without a ticket. I came without manners… I, I’ve… brought my son too… when he was, he was at the gates– oh, dad we need tickets, we need tickets, overcrowding, trampling, we need tickets, overcrowding, tramling, and I stuck… I stuck by my guns, said ‘listen sunshine: wear the red, wear the scouse we’ll… wear the red, wear the scouse, we will force our way through.’ And all of a sudden, my son’s turned around to me and looked me in the eye today - looked me in the eye – and turned around and said to me ‘da? Da?!’… Someones pissing on my head! I can't breath! He’s seen animals, he’s seen wild animals like scousers, like… ugh, honest to God… Now, tell me - you cannot, you cannot, you cannot tell me we have not got a chance at justice for the ninety six, Maggeh. And this is, this is… this is… this.. I was… I grew up with you, Maggeh. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe we cannot get justice. La.
any fellow lifelong Leicester fans in here?
>>59063734
For some reason I don't believe a word of that
/stopshitposting
bye
>>59063914
an unsettling turn of events
>>59064046
>Why is sweden so fucked
strong jewish influence
>>59064030
>it's a conspiracy!!!
see >>59064022
>>59064046
they fell for the diversity meme
>>59064066
fug
>>59064028
FOY
>>59064046
t. anglo
>>59064046
Because of non-whites.
>>59064022
>mixed communities are more sustainable tbf
literally why would you think that
it is at least a pointless disturbance of people's lives and at worst damaging to them
>>59064046
wew lad
>>59064022
>mixed communities are more sustainable tbf.
rasheed
AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Joint: rolled
Food: prepared
Willy: wanked
Time to get Dude lmao'd desu
lads I am fucking SWELTERING in bed
Underside of my bollocks are like a greenhouse
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31mlEEs9_Vk
Anyone watch the BAFTAs?
>>59064022
>mixed communities are more sustainable tbf. but it has to have been naturally occurring or implemented since the start of a settlement not imposed later on
i live in london and can tell you this is wrong
>>59063986
had a kettle that made coffee but it broke because i was foolish enough to trust the yanks
>>59064046
Leftists will learn the true nature of these people now tbqh
>>59064171
>trusting yanks with kettles
>>59064134
Thought that was leaned up against a wall next to a curtain at first glance. Thought it was like 6 feet tall.
>>59064022
top kek, fuck off
>>59063694
the fuck is that a map for?
>>59064117
Don't think you understood what I said.
I'm not advocating the imposition (or disturbance as you put). I thought I made that clear.
>>59064058
I suppose I'm required to laugh at this
>>59064225
Purchasing power
>>59064022
>mixed communities are more sustainable tbf
>MORE sustainable
you want to try to explain that one?
>>59064134
curious.... very curious
>>59064225
Spending power.
Is this accurate?
how long does a supermarket ready meal take to defrost
all the lonely autists
Where do they all come from?
>>59064217
>tfw the Tories have always been traditionally more pro-immigration than Labour
>>59064225
willy power
>>59064237
Still completely and utterly wrong rasheed
tbf it's easier to handle a population of whites vs blacks than poor vs rich
t. history expert
![RAW-papers[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FGALH2S.jpg "RAW-papers[1].jpg")
asked for raw rolling papers and the guy didn't know what i meant. was a bit shocked
>>59064284
Welsh take the Scots place after all the SNP shit they pulled
>>59064284
No.
well this new radiohead album is shit
>>59064284
swap northern ireland with wales
>>59064284
switch welsh and NI
>>59064237
>mixed communities are more sustainable tbf
literally why would you think they're more sustainable
first fucking sentence of my post bud prove sustainability gets better under a program like the one obama shat out
>>59064352
>hello everyone, i pay to give myself cancer
>>59064300
Father Lisicki wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
No one was saved
>>59064210
lol those articles are being swept under the rug.
http://www.dangerandplay.com/2016/01/29/sweden-caught-censoring-the-internet-1984-style/
I saw some video of this and googled it there and found this.
>>59064336
>>59064272
>we should move away from evidence based policy
eh... no thanks
>>59064390
>>59064389
wew
hivemind
>>59064284
Let's see.
>English
Filled with rape gangs that are raping their daughters and they respond by throwing the father's of the daughter's in jail for hate crimes if they try to stop the rapes and then elect a muslim to be mayor of their capital.
>Scottish
Most left wing people in the UK by a country mile. Would suck nigger dick to prove they aren't racist.
>Northern Irish
Whitest place in the West. No feminists. No muslims. No niggers.
>Welsh
White but shag sheep.
>>59064442
What evidence you absolute memester
>>59064405
hm?
UK is the GOAT country to be quite honest with you family member
>>59064405
>Smoking? Pah! Such endeavours are far beneath a man of my cultured disposition
>>59064396
Again you didn't read what I said.
*not imposed later on*
>>59064464
NIDF detected
lads I always thought the ROI became independent in the 1980s, not the 20s
Wew
Was the war in the 60s-80s just beef between north and south then?
>>59064442
what the FUCK are you even talking about
what evidence - everything we know about life points to the contrary - even in that very literal same article there is evidence shown that the program literally destroyed some place in texas
Why is poleaboo such a weird paki cunt, actually irritates me to even think about
any italians here?
>>59064480
learn to use google scholar. I'm not your research assistant
>>59064520
Fucking right I am. That's the difference between us and you lot in GB. We will defend our country instead of bending over for muslims to rape us and our daughters.
LMAO!!
>the scot is literally a cucked leftie
cant breathe im laughing so hard
>>59064519
agreed.
>>59064527
yes because it was what I said doesn't work.
Did my second sentence not appear on the site or something? people seem to be having trouble reading it
>>59064526
Bad meme.
>>59064554
Ebin
glad I got as many (you) as you did tho
>>59064527
fuck off square
>>59064561
Cringe 2bh. Everyone knows Northern Ireland is a shithole mate, you're not winning anyone over.
>>59064614
What meme? I'm being genuine lad
>Northern Irish
>No muslims.
>No niggers.
But there are some, you liar.
>>59021122
smash it lad
>>59064405
boring cunt
>We will defend our country instead of bending over for muslims
Greater London is black
>>59064612
you seem to have acute autism or something because i quoted what i wanted you to address and you still seem to be confused
>>59064630
>Don't you get it? The reason we have muslims raping our children is because we're BETTER
Oh dear.
>>59064692
Are you wearing shorts?
need an American gf
For the Scot and this cunt >>59064684, I'll repeat
>Obama sets new rules which aim to diversify white suburbs and move blacks into them
>trials it in Dallas
>crime, violence, murder, rape rates shoot up
>>59064644
The Troubles was a civil war fought entirely in the north.
Reminder that if you say that letting Muslims into the country is being a cuck, then it means you recognise that Muslims and people from the middle east in general are bulls.
KEKS, THE LOT OF YOU
MDMA is an awful drug, nasty nasty stuff
>>59064735
never understood the diversity meme desu, what's so great about it
>>59064754
Cuck
going to buy a Macbook Pro 2bh lads
>>59064767
wow don't be racist pls
>>59064735
read the second sentence of >>59064022
>>59064707
Muslims are raping kids in England and it's still a better place to live than Northern Ireland which, as I've said, is a shithole.
>>59064762
why
>>59064746
? I thought it was between north and south Ireland
>>>/pol/73430514
/pol/tards are literally mental
>>59064497
didn't know the chemo ward had internet, lad
>>59064716
>>59064793
be prepared to be set on fire every time you use flash
>>59064754
That implies that you're defining words based on their porn definitions, which makes you a retard.
>>59064796
>naturally occuring
Kek, how
Over 40,000 years when mountains erode and people can move into new places whilst evolving to the environment at the same time?
No mate that's not how it works
>>59064754
Never understood how it makes Britain cuckolded to have Muslims desu, they're literally the most undesirable group in the world, even 90% of their women are vile.
>>59064793
Absolute melt behaviour
Honestly biggest mistake of my life getting one
£1000 down the toilet
>>59064808
burns holes in your brain
>>59064803
>I would rather have my children raped by muslims than live in the whitest, most right wing, conservative country in the West
This is England now. Soak it in.
>>59064793
FOB
cannot wait to masturbate later tonight
>>59064817
says the guy who browses /pol/
>>59064873
lmao you dropped your macbook in the toilet?
>>59064673
Puppers to the front lines?
>>59064839
>not using h264ify
it's like you want to burn
FUCKING GOOGLE
>>59064873
can't really find any other laptop that ticks all the boxes for me in that price range. I'm not even going to be running OSX on it
>>59064897
FOY
>>59064716
Going to maccys now lads to get an absolute fat scran on
Going to be spending around £10 on this
What would YOU recommend that I purchase?
Will take pics so you know if your submission was accepted
there's literally no good reason to have non-whites in europe.
diversity simply means "less white people"
>>59064903
me in the hat
>>59064921
>h264ify
i love you
>first episode of Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares
>going round some shithole Yorkshire village asking people if they want some scallopand black pudding thing or a meat pie
>keeping score and saying "3-0 you twat" to the rubbish chef's face in front of the public
I miss old gordon, back when he was just a smug arsehole instead of a carton character
>>59064762
This unironically
>>59064817
Wouldn't surprise me at all if it was true desu
Is Northern Ireland a depressing shithole?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10164563
http://www.strawpoll.me/10164563
http://www.strawpoll.me/10164563
>>59064817
he isnt wrong though
>>59064941
but dude........... more kebab shops !!!!!!!!!!!!11
>>59064895
And yet despite that, Northern Ireland is still a fucking depressing, boring shithole.
>>59064934
As many chicken nuggets as you can get for
a tenner
Anything else is a meme
>>59064934
Big Mac, sweet & sour wrap and McChicken sandwich ar ethe only things i get desu, so get them
>>59064852
I'm talking about economic mixed communities.
>>59064947
no problem laddo
>>59064973
>boring
Why even bother lying? Has England sunk so low that you need to lie about Northern fucking Ireland just to not be utterly outclassed by it?
>>59064895
>Every white person in the EU has the right to move to the supposed paradise of Northern Ireland
>None of them do, except a few drug dealers and gyppos
Wonder why :/
booking my hotel in kiev
>>59064906
Wish I had, would have given me a valid excuse to never use it again >>59064921
Are you a fucking mong? What specs do you need that are cheaper in a MacBook than in a regular laptop
>>59064934
£10 worth of cheeseburgers
>>59065002
tbf everything is boring compared to getting mugged and having your daughters raped on the daily
>>59064973
This 2bh
Need a nice soft bum to park my willy inside :3
>>59064046
>I am seriously concerned about the situation some places in Stockholm, Gothenburg and Malmo. It is serious.
ah yes where have i seen these names mentioned before
Immigrants mostly move and settle in the richest areas of the country you thick fucking spastics
>>59065007
>>59064895
>>59064973
>>59065002
>buying any apple product
just caused a shitstorm in/brit/ lads.
>Wha!
>how dare you say that
>this offends me
Been to England at least 20 times but never been to Wales or NI 2bh
>>59065029
want someone that has great battery life
1080p or higher 13.3" screen
at least a Core i5
at least 8GB of RAM
and at least a 256GB HDD
and something that will still be sellable for £700 two years down the line
>I don't want immigration
Okay then tell me this
Who will prop up the NHS and pick strawberries for us!?!?!?
A statement released by the Simon Wiesenthal Center (SWC) in response to former French president Valéry Giscard d'Estaing's argument that Muslim Turkey has no place in the European Union stated:
'Ironically, in the fifteenth century, when European monarchs expelled the Jews, it was Moslem Turkey that provided them a welcome.... During the Holocaust, when Europe was slaughtering its Jews, it was Turkish consuls who extended protection to fugitives from Vichy France and other Nazi allies.... Today's European neo-Nazis and skinheads focus upon Turkish victims while, Mr. President, you are reported to be considering the Pope's plea that your Convention emphasize Europe's Christian heritage. [The Center suggested that Giscard's new Constitution] underline the pluralism of a multi-faith and multi-ethnic Europe, in which the participation of Moslem Turkey might bolster the continent's Moslem communities—and, indeed, Turkey itself—against the menaces of extremism, hate and fundamentalism. A European Turkey can only be beneficial for stability in Europe and the Middle East'.
This is a blatant attempt by Jews to use historical grievances to justify the entry of Turkey into the EU. Europeans don't want millions of Turks coming into our nations, but a certain group does, and especially the organised hierarchy of this group who see it as being in their interests.
Tell you what lads these Assassins Creed games are bloody comfy. Avoided them for ages because /v/ said they're shite and I regret it now.
What's your favourite lads?
>>59065071
Nicely done! xD
>>59065100
>macbook pro
>sellable for £700 two years down the line
>great battery life
>>59065007
Because when they do, we kick them out.
>>59065051
That's a scary thought. That Northern Ireland, a place that still has bombs planted on the daily, is more boring than England because of the sheer amount of rape.
>>59065063
Lots of immigrants have tried to settle in Northern Ireland. They're forced to flee the country when the UVF or IRA catches wind of them. And if the UVF or IRA can't be fucked with it, the communities themselves will kick immigrants out.
>>59065100
>HDD
I meant SSD, feck
>>59064134
>not wanking after the joint
>>59065116
the first and pirate one rest are shit
>>59065002
I don't even live in England, you thick fake British cunt.
Fact is Northern Ireland is boring, it is a shithole and it is depressing.
So you can whinge about how white it is and how conservative it is, it means fuck all.
Like being the richest man in the world but you're stuck in fucking Raqqa
>>59065002
Tbh, if I was some povvo cunt living in a city with loads of pakis and my only other choice was going to live in Northern Ireland, I probably would choose Norn Iron. Or suicide.
But, unlike in Northern Ireland, not everyone is poor. I live in a really nice area with no pakis, no bombs going off, no sectarianism, no petrol bombs and marches and ugly murals and all that other depressing Northern Irish shit.
>>59065007
I'd move to northern ireland, seems comfy
>>59065116
1, 2 and black flag
>>59065110
>more muslims means there will be less terrorism
Eh?
>>59065110
>European monarchs are one body and all expelled the jews at once
Nah we expelled them in the 13th century haha
oh dear
>>59063472
Have a (you)
need my boipussi packed
pls send muslims
>being so sheltered you've never even smoked weed
>>59065110
Worst argumentation I've ever seen desu
>>59065149
>fake British
I'm Irish.
>Bombs are more boring than watching my children get raped by muslims
I suppose.
>>59065152
Give it time, lad. There is no community in England anymore. You'll fall just like the others and nobody will have your back.
>>59065110
Was on the fence but think I will definitely vote to leave the EU now
Get get myself on Grindr and find a nice willy to suck.
>>59065233
That's me. Wouldn't even know where to begin finding a dealer. I imagine they're all 17 or something and I'd look like a paedo going up and asking them to sell me some
gonna try and train my trolling muscles so that i can post a comment in one thread so that when it's seen on the front page people who dont normally visit /brit/ will see it and not be able to resist coming in :3
>>59065100
>sellable for £700 two years down the line
You are FUCKING DELUSIONAL
http://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/computing/laptops/laptops/asus-x555la-15-6-laptop-black-10135223-pdt.html
>>59065263
suck my yank cock please
>its a "complaining about pakis and lefties for the billionth time" episode
>>59065116
The first is repetitive af. Great idea just poorly executed.
II and Brotherhood are great, as too Black Flag.
>>59065278
nah they're all 34 year old pakis
>>59065300
Post it.
Will you slap it on my face and call me a dirty little slut and shoot your thick load into my mouth?
>>59065100
http://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/computing/laptops/laptops/asus-k501ub-15-6-laptop-grey-10137632-pdt.html
Didn't take me long you mong
>>59065295
the only Asus laptops I will ever consider is a UX 303 or a 305
all others are rubbish
>>59065315
We could complain about mexicunts and democrats tbqh
>>59065110
>turkey was the only country to take in Jews in ww2
Fucking bollocks the UK took in 10,000 but then if you say that it will be used to justify taking In syrian refugees like the SNP MP Angus Robertson did during last pmqs
>fake British
>I'm Irish
Even worse!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnSHToaGRF8
>>59065148
>>59065168
>>59065323
What did you think of Syndicate? London was well done. Wouldn't be surprised if you didn't bother with it though after what happened with Unity.
need a cock inside me so badly D:
>>59065116
1,2,brotherhood (online is dead now but it was great), black flag and rogue are the only ones worth playing
>>59065116
First one is the best Assassin's Creed game because it's actually about assassins assassinating. The second one technically has better gameplay though. Fourth is fun. Rest are pretty shite.
>There is no community in England anymore
Kek. IRA thinks this
>>59065346
>>59065295
You're both fucking stupid
I will only consider a 13" rMBP, an ASUS UX303/5, or this: https://www.scan.co.uk/products/125-lenovo-thinkpad-yoga-12-2in1-ultrabook-fhd-ips-touchscreen-26ghz-i7-5600u-8gb-ddr3-256gb-ssd-win
business idea: start a covenant to convert runts to vertebra shackles
>race is a social construct but racial diversity is very desirable
why is /brit/ so racist and gay
