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cara
crayon pop
leelee
Kyary
>the amazing atheist has been having an Internet feud with some fat guy who gets about 100 views per video for the last 10 years
You literally cannot make this shit up
happy mothers day to all the mums of /brit/ posters (:
>Obama’s last act is to force suburbs to be less white and less wealthy
>>59063558
FOY
it's time to roll a spliff lads
Watching Attenborough at 90 lads
Going to be genuinely sad when he pops his clogs
The monty Python lads too
"It's all written in the stars. You just need to know where to point the telescope" me
>>59063538
Why is that surprising to you? The man poured hot oil on his tiny, tiny penis and shoved a banana up his ass on camera.
>>59063538
THE GLASS CONTROL
SITCHU ATION
Brit in Germany here. Ask me anything.
*yanksplains*
>Invictus Games
Paralympic sports are always shit to watch because it's always just the least disabled person who wins. Not interesting.
>>59063538
>you get an insufficient amount of views, therefore I will not respond to you
>>59063538
Lol who's the other guy?
the thing's hollow -- it goes on forever -- and -- oh, my God! -- it's full of stars!
>>59063615
have you encountered any refugees yet?
>>59063607
You've got to give him props though, he owns it. I believe he sells a shirt with a banana on it, he's pretty cool desu.
doing a lonely sadness
>>59063677
I don't have to give him shti. He's a microdick faggot with faggot fans.
>Shakespeare authorship question
>>59063650
who's 'the guy'?
VERY interesting
>>59063694
>ireland
Fuck sake lads I forgot my 4chan password again so I had to reset it for the fucking hundredth time
>>59063662
Nah, i'm Dresden. I have not seen one yet.
>>59063650
His names Brett Keane, he's a "God believer", not a Christian.
https://m.youtube.com/results?q=godtvradio&sm=3
Why couldnt he have been the one who died?
>>59063694
[doubt]
Moving to Norway as soon as I can anyway
was pissed off at me mam today didn't realize it was mam's day lol
nice waft of bud coming through my window lads
>>59063785
it's not
>>59063804
dude
>>59063694
i did not select this image as it isnt even saved on my computer
very very confused by how this happened
>>59063804
lmao
>>59063785
>realize
>it was mam's day
High quality post.
>>59063813
wat
>>59063851
Source?
>>59063734
dynamic
This Hillsborough program is bleak. Feel bad for those people whose families went to a football match and didn't come home The got shat on by the Government and police who tried to cover up their failings.
>>59063773
god works in mysterious ways
>>59063804
dude lmao
>>59063840
happened to me before
it's a glitch in the 4chan matrix
your pic is uploaded somewhere else on the chon
>>59063804
I smelled bud when I went to pick up some bud earlier.
>>59063851
So long as there's less whites, that's all that matters.
Less whites, less problems mang
/whohere/ has a kettle on there desk?
>>59063729
Good point, I get ya.
>>59063772
>quick glimpse at his uploads
>lol nope
I guess that says something about TheAmazingAtheist if he's even bothering to respond to this guy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XzLQgNdn8NY
How 2 get gf like this?
>>59063967
HOL UP
>>59063922
mixed communities are more sustainable tbf. but it has to have been naturally occurring or implemented since the start of a settlement not imposed later on
>>59063986
I don't have a kettle at all
diversity means chasing down the last white person
>>59063734
>they're going to test the semen
And I thought I'd commuted the perfect crime
Why is sweden so fucked
http://speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.2498/swedish-national-police-chief-can-not-guarantee-the-safety-of-the-swedish-people-anymore
http://shoebat.com/2016/03/13/swedish-police-chief-warns-women-and-girls-dont-go-out-after-sunset-or-you-will-be-raped-or-worse/
>>59063893
I tell ya what boys. Um err, see, now you let me in, I’m… I’m crushin up, right… What you gotta realize is – we’re… we’re ninety six fans down. I’ve been a scouser for near enough twenty years. I moved to Sheffield, and I hate Maggeh, I hate Torehs, and I hate Munichs, right? This is the first time… the first time I’ve ever been crushed like I've been in this paddock. This paddock is just… full, man. And I blame that, Maggeh. This is… I hate you, Maggeh… *dropped wallet stolen* getting crushed to bits. Crushed to bits. But I tell ya something – Maggeh, Torehs, and the south yorkshire police, err arr err areforcin us into the paddock. And it shows in the death toll, we’re now… we’re now ninety five… we’re now… hold on a minute… we’re now ninety six scousers down. ninety six scousers down. I came without a ticket. I came without manners… I, I’ve… brought my son too… when he was, he was at the gates– oh, dad we need tickets, we need tickets, overcrowding, trampling, we need tickets, overcrowding, tramling, and I stuck… I stuck by my guns, said ‘listen sunshine: wear the red, wear the scouse we’ll… wear the red, wear the scouse, we will force our way through.’ And all of a sudden, my son’s turned around to me and looked me in the eye today - looked me in the eye – and turned around and said to me ‘da? Da?!’… Someones pissing on my head! I can't breath! He’s seen animals, he’s seen wild animals like scousers, like… ugh, honest to God… Now, tell me - you cannot, you cannot, you cannot tell me we have not got a chance at justice for the ninety six, Maggeh. And this is, this is… this is… this.. I was… I grew up with you, Maggeh. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe we cannot get justice. La.
any fellow lifelong Leicester fans in here?
>>59063734
For some reason I don't believe a word of that
/stopshitposting
bye
>>59063914
an unsettling turn of events
>>59064046
>Why is sweden so fucked
strong jewish influence
>>59064030
>it's a conspiracy!!!
see >>59064022
>>59064046
they fell for the diversity meme
>>59064066
fug
>>59064028
FOY
>>59064046
t. anglo
>>59064046
Because of non-whites.
>>59064022
>mixed communities are more sustainable tbf
literally why would you think that
it is at least a pointless disturbance of people's lives and at worst damaging to them
>>59064046
wew lad
>>59064022
>mixed communities are more sustainable tbf.
rasheed
AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Joint: rolled
Food: prepared
Willy: wanked
Time to get Dude lmao'd desu
lads I am fucking SWELTERING in bed
Underside of my bollocks are like a greenhouse
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31mlEEs9_Vk
Anyone watch the BAFTAs?
>>59064022
>mixed communities are more sustainable tbf. but it has to have been naturally occurring or implemented since the start of a settlement not imposed later on
i live in london and can tell you this is wrong
>>59063986
had a kettle that made coffee but it broke because i was foolish enough to trust the yanks
>>59064046
Leftists will learn the true nature of these people now tbqh
>>59064171
>trusting yanks with kettles
>>59064134
Thought that was leaned up against a wall next to a curtain at first glance. Thought it was like 6 feet tall.
>>59064022
top kek, fuck off
>>59063694
the fuck is that a map for?
>>59064117
Don't think you understood what I said.
I'm not advocating the imposition (or disturbance as you put). I thought I made that clear.
>>59064058
I suppose I'm required to laugh at this
>>59064225
Purchasing power
>>59064022
>mixed communities are more sustainable tbf
>MORE sustainable
you want to try to explain that one?
>>59064134
curious.... very curious
>>59064225
Spending power.
Is this accurate?
how long does a supermarket ready meal take to defrost
all the lonely autists
Where do they all come from?
>>59064217
>tfw the Tories have always been traditionally more pro-immigration than Labour
>>59064225
willy power
>>59064237
Still completely and utterly wrong rasheed
tbf it's easier to handle a population of whites vs blacks than poor vs rich
t. history expert
asked for raw rolling papers and the guy didn't know what i meant. was a bit shocked
>>59064284
Welsh take the Scots place after all the SNP shit they pulled
>>59064284
No.
well this new radiohead album is shit
>>59064284
swap northern ireland with wales
>>59064284
switch welsh and NI
>>59064237
>mixed communities are more sustainable tbf
literally why would you think they're more sustainable
first fucking sentence of my post bud prove sustainability gets better under a program like the one obama shat out
>>59064352
>hello everyone, i pay to give myself cancer
>>59064300
Father Lisicki wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
No one was saved
>>59064210
lol those articles are being swept under the rug.
http://www.dangerandplay.com/2016/01/29/sweden-caught-censoring-the-internet-1984-style/
I saw some video of this and googled it there and found this.
>>59064336
>>59064272
>we should move away from evidence based policy
eh... no thanks
>>59064390
>>59064389
wew
hivemind
>>59064284
Let's see.
>English
Filled with rape gangs that are raping their daughters and they respond by throwing the father's of the daughter's in jail for hate crimes if they try to stop the rapes and then elect a muslim to be mayor of their capital.
>Scottish
Most left wing people in the UK by a country mile. Would suck nigger dick to prove they aren't racist.
>Northern Irish
Whitest place in the West. No feminists. No muslims. No niggers.
>Welsh
White but shag sheep.
>>59064442
What evidence you absolute memester
>>59064405
hm?
UK is the GOAT country to be quite honest with you family member
>>59064405
>Smoking? Pah! Such endeavours are far beneath a man of my cultured disposition
>>59064396
Again you didn't read what I said.
*not imposed later on*
>>59064464
NIDF detected
lads I always thought the ROI became independent in the 1980s, not the 20s
Wew
Was the war in the 60s-80s just beef between north and south then?
>>59064442
what the FUCK are you even talking about
what evidence - everything we know about life points to the contrary - even in that very literal same article there is evidence shown that the program literally destroyed some place in texas
Why is poleaboo such a weird paki cunt, actually irritates me to even think about
any italians here?
>>59064480
learn to use google scholar. I'm not your research assistant
>>59064520
Fucking right I am. That's the difference between us and you lot in GB. We will defend our country instead of bending over for muslims to rape us and our daughters.
LMAO!!
>the scot is literally a cucked leftie
cant breathe im laughing so hard
>>59064519
agreed.
>>59064527
yes because it was what I said doesn't work.
Did my second sentence not appear on the site or something? people seem to be having trouble reading it
>>59064526
Bad meme.
>>59064554
Ebin
glad I got as many (you) as you did tho
>>59064527
fuck off square
>>59064561
Cringe 2bh. Everyone knows Northern Ireland is a shithole mate, you're not winning anyone over.
>>59064614
What meme? I'm being genuine lad
>Northern Irish
>No muslims.
>No niggers.
But there are some, you liar.
>>59021122
smash it lad
>>59064405
boring cunt
>We will defend our country instead of bending over for muslims
Greater London is black
>>59064612
you seem to have acute autism or something because i quoted what i wanted you to address and you still seem to be confused
>>59064630
>Don't you get it? The reason we have muslims raping our children is because we're BETTER
Oh dear.
>>59064692
Are you wearing shorts?
need an American gf
For the Scot and this cunt >>59064684, I'll repeat
>Obama sets new rules which aim to diversify white suburbs and move blacks into them
>trials it in Dallas
>crime, violence, murder, rape rates shoot up
>>59064644
The Troubles was a civil war fought entirely in the north.
Reminder that if you say that letting Muslims into the country is being a cuck, then it means you recognise that Muslims and people from the middle east in general are bulls.
KEKS, THE LOT OF YOU
MDMA is an awful drug, nasty nasty stuff
>>59064735
never understood the diversity meme desu, what's so great about it
>>59064754
Cuck
going to buy a Macbook Pro 2bh lads
>>59064767
wow don't be racist pls
>>59064735
read the second sentence of >>59064022
>>59064707
Muslims are raping kids in England and it's still a better place to live than Northern Ireland which, as I've said, is a shithole.
>>59064762
why
>>59064746
? I thought it was between north and south Ireland
>>>/pol/73430514
/pol/tards are literally mental
>>59064497
didn't know the chemo ward had internet, lad
>>59064716
>>59064793
be prepared to be set on fire every time you use flash
>>59064754
That implies that you're defining words based on their porn definitions, which makes you a retard.
>>59064796
>naturally occuring
Kek, how
Over 40,000 years when mountains erode and people can move into new places whilst evolving to the environment at the same time?
No mate that's not how it works
>>59064754
Never understood how it makes Britain cuckolded to have Muslims desu, they're literally the most undesirable group in the world, even 90% of their women are vile.
>>59064793
Absolute melt behaviour
Honestly biggest mistake of my life getting one
£1000 down the toilet
>>59064808
burns holes in your brain
>>59064803
>I would rather have my children raped by muslims than live in the whitest, most right wing, conservative country in the West
This is England now. Soak it in.
>>59064793
FOB
cannot wait to masturbate later tonight
>>59064817
says the guy who browses /pol/
>>59064873
lmao you dropped your macbook in the toilet?
>>59064673
Puppers to the front lines?
>>59064839
>not using h264ify
it's like you want to burn
FUCKING GOOGLE
>>59064873
can't really find any other laptop that ticks all the boxes for me in that price range. I'm not even going to be running OSX on it
>>59064897
FOY
Going to maccys now lads to get an absolute fat scran on
Going to be spending around £10 on this
What would YOU recommend that I purchase?
Will take pics so you know if your submission was accepted
there's literally no good reason to have non-whites in europe.
diversity simply means "less white people"
>>59064903
me in the hat
>>59064921
>h264ify
i love you
>first episode of Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares
>going round some shithole Yorkshire village asking people if they want some scallopand black pudding thing or a meat pie
>keeping score and saying "3-0 you twat" to the rubbish chef's face in front of the public
I miss old gordon, back when he was just a smug arsehole instead of a carton character
>>59064762
This unironically
>>59064817
Wouldn't surprise me at all if it was true desu
Is Northern Ireland a depressing shithole?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10164563
http://www.strawpoll.me/10164563
http://www.strawpoll.me/10164563
>>59064817
he isnt wrong though
>>59064941
but dude........... more kebab shops !!!!!!!!!!!!11
>>59064895
And yet despite that, Northern Ireland is still a fucking depressing, boring shithole.
>>59064934
As many chicken nuggets as you can get for
a tenner
Anything else is a meme
>>59064934
Big Mac, sweet & sour wrap and McChicken sandwich ar ethe only things i get desu, so get them
>>59064852
I'm talking about economic mixed communities.
>>59064947
no problem laddo
>>59064973
>boring
Why even bother lying? Has England sunk so low that you need to lie about Northern fucking Ireland just to not be utterly outclassed by it?
>>59064895
>Every white person in the EU has the right to move to the supposed paradise of Northern Ireland
>None of them do, except a few drug dealers and gyppos
Wonder why :/
booking my hotel in kiev
>>59064906
Wish I had, would have given me a valid excuse to never use it again >>59064921
Are you a fucking mong? What specs do you need that are cheaper in a MacBook than in a regular laptop
>>59064934
£10 worth of cheeseburgers
>>59065002
tbf everything is boring compared to getting mugged and having your daughters raped on the daily
>>59064973
This 2bh
Need a nice soft bum to park my willy inside :3
>>59064046
>I am seriously concerned about the situation some places in Stockholm, Gothenburg and Malmo. It is serious.
ah yes where have i seen these names mentioned before
Immigrants mostly move and settle in the richest areas of the country you thick fucking spastics
>>59065007
>>59064895
>>59064973
>>59065002
>buying any apple product
just caused a shitstorm in/brit/ lads.
>Wha!
>how dare you say that
>this offends me
Been to England at least 20 times but never been to Wales or NI 2bh
>>59065029
want someone that has great battery life
1080p or higher 13.3" screen
at least a Core i5
at least 8GB of RAM
and at least a 256GB HDD
and something that will still be sellable for £700 two years down the line
>I don't want immigration
Okay then tell me this
Who will prop up the NHS and pick strawberries for us!?!?!?
A statement released by the Simon Wiesenthal Center (SWC) in response to former French president Valéry Giscard d'Estaing's argument that Muslim Turkey has no place in the European Union stated:
'Ironically, in the fifteenth century, when European monarchs expelled the Jews, it was Moslem Turkey that provided them a welcome.... During the Holocaust, when Europe was slaughtering its Jews, it was Turkish consuls who extended protection to fugitives from Vichy France and other Nazi allies.... Today's European neo-Nazis and skinheads focus upon Turkish victims while, Mr. President, you are reported to be considering the Pope's plea that your Convention emphasize Europe's Christian heritage. [The Center suggested that Giscard's new Constitution] underline the pluralism of a multi-faith and multi-ethnic Europe, in which the participation of Moslem Turkey might bolster the continent's Moslem communities—and, indeed, Turkey itself—against the menaces of extremism, hate and fundamentalism. A European Turkey can only be beneficial for stability in Europe and the Middle East'.
This is a blatant attempt by Jews to use historical grievances to justify the entry of Turkey into the EU. Europeans don't want millions of Turks coming into our nations, but a certain group does, and especially the organised hierarchy of this group who see it as being in their interests.
Tell you what lads these Assassins Creed games are bloody comfy. Avoided them for ages because /v/ said they're shite and I regret it now.
What's your favourite lads?
>>59065071
Nicely done! xD
>>59065100
>macbook pro
>sellable for £700 two years down the line
>great battery life
>>59065007
Because when they do, we kick them out.
>>59065051
That's a scary thought. That Northern Ireland, a place that still has bombs planted on the daily, is more boring than England because of the sheer amount of rape.
>>59065063
Lots of immigrants have tried to settle in Northern Ireland. They're forced to flee the country when the UVF or IRA catches wind of them. And if the UVF or IRA can't be fucked with it, the communities themselves will kick immigrants out.
>>59065100
>HDD
I meant SSD, feck
>>59064134
>not wanking after the joint
>>59065116
the first and pirate one rest are shit
>>59065002
I don't even live in England, you thick fake British cunt.
Fact is Northern Ireland is boring, it is a shithole and it is depressing.
So you can whinge about how white it is and how conservative it is, it means fuck all.
Like being the richest man in the world but you're stuck in fucking Raqqa
>>59065002
Tbh, if I was some povvo cunt living in a city with loads of pakis and my only other choice was going to live in Northern Ireland, I probably would choose Norn Iron. Or suicide.
But, unlike in Northern Ireland, not everyone is poor. I live in a really nice area with no pakis, no bombs going off, no sectarianism, no petrol bombs and marches and ugly murals and all that other depressing Northern Irish shit.
>>59065007
I'd move to northern ireland, seems comfy
>>59065116
1, 2 and black flag
>>59065110
>more muslims means there will be less terrorism
Eh?
>>59065110
>European monarchs are one body and all expelled the jews at once
Nah we expelled them in the 13th century haha
oh dear
>>59063472
Have a (you)
need my boipussi packed
pls send muslims
>being so sheltered you've never even smoked weed
>>59065110
Worst argumentation I've ever seen desu
>>59065149
>fake British
I'm Irish.
>Bombs are more boring than watching my children get raped by muslims
I suppose.
>>59065152
Give it time, lad. There is no community in England anymore. You'll fall just like the others and nobody will have your back.
>>59065110
Was on the fence but think I will definitely vote to leave the EU now
Get get myself on Grindr and find a nice willy to suck.
>>59065233
That's me. Wouldn't even know where to begin finding a dealer. I imagine they're all 17 or something and I'd look like a paedo going up and asking them to sell me some
gonna try and train my trolling muscles so that i can post a comment in one thread so that when it's seen on the front page people who dont normally visit /brit/ will see it and not be able to resist coming in :3
>>59065100
>sellable for £700 two years down the line
You are FUCKING DELUSIONAL
http://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/computing/laptops/laptops/asus-x555la-15-6-laptop-black-10135223-pdt.html
>>59065263
suck my yank cock please
>its a "complaining about pakis and lefties for the billionth time" episode
>>59065116
The first is repetitive af. Great idea just poorly executed.
II and Brotherhood are great, as too Black Flag.
>>59065278
nah they're all 34 year old pakis
>>59065300
Post it.
Will you slap it on my face and call me a dirty little slut and shoot your thick load into my mouth?
>>59065100
http://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/computing/laptops/laptops/asus-k501ub-15-6-laptop-grey-10137632-pdt.html
Didn't take me long you mong
>>59065295
the only Asus laptops I will ever consider is a UX 303 or a 305
all others are rubbish
>>59065315
We could complain about mexicunts and democrats tbqh
>>59065110
>turkey was the only country to take in Jews in ww2
Fucking bollocks the UK took in 10,000 but then if you say that it will be used to justify taking In syrian refugees like the SNP MP Angus Robertson did during last pmqs
>fake British
>I'm Irish
Even worse!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnSHToaGRF8
>>59065148
>>59065168
>>59065323
What did you think of Syndicate? London was well done. Wouldn't be surprised if you didn't bother with it though after what happened with Unity.
need a cock inside me so badly D:
>>59065116
1,2,brotherhood (online is dead now but it was great), black flag and rogue are the only ones worth playing
>>59065116
First one is the best Assassin's Creed game because it's actually about assassins assassinating. The second one technically has better gameplay though. Fourth is fun. Rest are pretty shite.
>There is no community in England anymore
Kek. IRA thinks this
>>59065346
>>59065295
You're both fucking stupid
I will only consider a 13" rMBP, an ASUS UX303/5, or this: https://www.scan.co.uk/products/125-lenovo-thinkpad-yoga-12-2in1-ultrabook-fhd-ips-touchscreen-26ghz-i7-5600u-8gb-ddr3-256gb-ssd-win
business idea: start a covenant to convert runts to vertebra shackles
>race is a social construct but racial diversity is very desirable
why is /brit/ so racist and gay
>>59065365
We blocked most of em from emigrating
If I was Irish I'd probably kill myself.
Do not buy a Lenovo Chinkpad
>But why anon?????????????????
Several reasons
1. slow as shit despite having decent specs (literally lags changing tabs????????????? only works as intended 20% of the time)
2. windows is fucked and feels like some cunt at the factory shoved his arse on the keyboard and fucked up a whole ton of shit before delivering it to my house
3. wifi card works at random times
whilst typing this post, my internet has cut out on my laptop but works fine on everything else
4. you are literally funding communism
>>59065387
didnt play it, didnt play unity either
>>59065367
>t. Mohammad Al Mohammad Bin Smith
>>59065335
I don't know if that's worse or not.
How does a 27 year old buy weed for the first time.
>>59065438
well yeah because if we're all the same underneath then we should be one community.
that wasn't a contradiction you posted btw
>>59065100
>1080p or higher 13.3" screen
This would be idiotic
-16:10 is the best for laptop displays.
-hd1080 would be unusable at that size unscaled and horrible at that size scaled
>Let me tell you about your country
>>59065426
They're both me you twat
You honestly just love pissing your money away
>getting a MacBook in this day and age
Jesus christ
>>59065387
Not played Syndicate. Last one I played was Unity which had some great moments but just too long and a crap plot
>>59065428
business idea; infect the Dutch water supply with aids
I have a Windows laptop and I've fucking had enough
going to buy a Macbook next time, don't care how much it costs
>>59065387
didn't play it because I'm not a mong
>>59065473
ask a friend for a contact
>>59065463
>will not be running Windows
>WILL NOT BE RUNNING WINDOWS
>W I L L N O T B E R U N N I N G W I N D O W S
Don't mind me, I'm just checking in on the runts
MacBook more like Spack(er)Book
>>59065489
Mate he's considering buying a MacBook and thinks he can sell it on for £700 in 2 years
He doesn't have the foggiest about computers
cocked that up a bit
>>59065530
I'm 27 and asking 4chan how to buy weed.
We both know I don't have any friends
>>59065387
What happened with Unity?
Reminder that the Nexus 7 is the official /brit/ tablet and comfiest browsing experience
Need a boyfriend
>>59063472
damn, is Vardy the finisher that Brave England has needed this whole time
I have a Windows laptop and I've fucking had enough
going to buy a Macbook next time, don't care how much it costs.
I want something that fucking WORKS
>>59065100
>Mac users already start looking for a replacement before they've even bought one
>>59065590
are you cute??
>In 1290, King Edward I issued an edict expelling all Jews from England. The expulsion edict remained in force for the rest of the Middle Ages.
>The edict was not an isolated incident, but the culmination of over 200 years of increased persecution. Oliver Cromwell permitted Jews to return to England in 1657, over 360 years after their banishment by Edward I, in exchange for finance.
What did he mean by this
>>59065553
Fucking close enough you mongoloid
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Apple-ME865B-A-13-MacBook-Pro-Retina-2-4Ghz-Core-i5-8GB-256GB-warranty-/152072457158?hash=item2368398bc6:g:3MQAAOSwubRXGPtL
t. IT sysadmin,
>>59065567
im sorry
>>59065600
how did it take them so long to find him. careers almost over keke
winding down for the evening with a can of stella and a few bumps of ket
>>59065629
Yes ;3
>been off work for a week
>back tomorrow
>>59065651
>defending apple
this is how I know you're not a sysadmin
>>59065648
>Oliver Cromwell
Not content with trying to kill Ireland, he went after England too.
>>59065708
What kind of proof would you like?
Also customary FOY
>>59065697
proofs??
>when she says you're like a brother to her
>>59065100
For fucks sake get a desktop you mong.
>>59065700
This is why I take my annual leave as long weekends a couple of times a month. Actually having a proper holiday would just piss me off when it came time to go back
>>59065697
post pucci
>>59065741
>using the FOY gimmick incorrectly
this is how I know you're new
Is there an explanation for Jews being in a disproportionate amount of powerful positions that isn't either coincidence or a global conspiracy?
I want a mac because
- looks nice
- OS looks nice
- smooth as fuck rendering
- i dont do anything apart from browsing the internet
- i want something that doesn't lag when changing the tab (despite spending £650 on good specs)
>>59065760
I don't want a desktop, waste of space
>>59065749
... ;3
>>59065765
>annual leave
What excuse did you come up with?
>got a cold lol I'll be back next year
>>59065758
>when she says you're too young for her
>>59065758
>Not immediately asking what she thinks about incest
>>59065710
Jews funded the British Empire you ungrateful goy
>>59065803
kek
dunno why I should have to justify my purchasing decisions to you RUNTS
>>59065786
Looks like you want a mmac no matter what and will ignore any advice
>>59065786
It's a computer not a piece of clothing.
>- i dont do anything apart from browsing the internet
Fucking lel you want to spend 650 quid on a laptop to just browse the internet?
>>59065792
You're a waste of space. Go piss away your money on a shitty laptop m8.
>>59065803
wait it's not actually pronounced like that is it?
>>59065812
she actually started flirting with my actual brother after saying this
>>59065810
>mfw she also said this to me
>>59065778
higher genetic IQ
survival of the fittest - the stupid ones were part of the 6 million.
nepotism - not a conspiracy but just friends and family helping each other
>>59065786
ah yes, spending 1000 quid on a facebook machine, very nice
>>59065803
Oh my days
>>59065758
>when she says "i'm like your mother"
>>59065883
It also does 4chan but you have to use Python through the terminal to get it
>>59065797
very cute
would blow raspberries on your tummy
Is computer science a meme degree when you are directly competing with millions of Indians willing to work for much less
>>59065876
what's the age gap between you and her?
>>59065778
Affinity for money. Money is power etc
The money thing isn't even a stereotype.
>>59065943
9-10 years
>>59065877
>the 6 million
>>59065921
t-ty... ;3
>>59065940
Spend £600 on a shotgun and end yourself m8 if you're not baiting.
God has returned to us
>>59065907
i've been trying to avoid that one, had another girl say that to me.
>>59065940
>different races have different IQs
Woah, racist much?
>>59065940
I spent £170 on my laptop
>>59065778
They were the only religion to allow usury in Europe so in general they tended to be wealthy, which means better education
add nepotism between jews and there you go
>>59065803
>dat look she gives the camera at the end
You can pinpoint the moment my dick became diamonds.
Wooo!, YooHoo!
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462746275466.webm
god doesn't exist
fuck
>>59065990
>implying he ever left
why don't people admit that we are all clearly biologically different with different IQs etc?
this is just the result of evolution
>tfw never even been friendzoned
>all these povvo runts who think £1k for a laptop is a lot of money
>>59066030
gungeon worth buying?
purchased the Macbook Pro
Delivery on Tuesday
>>59066030
Isn't this just Nuclear Throne
>>59066080
just pirate it
>>59066058
>tfw only ever been friendzoned
>except once when this girl who i couldn't find neither physically nor emotional/personality-wise attractive ended up in my own friendzone because i was just trying to make a first friend after years living as a shut-in
>>59066080
It's a lot of fun for a tenner.
>>59066085
>>59066025
>>59065889
>>59065831
that's a man you idiots
>>59065940
this without the 'and want dominance' part.
judaism is very close knit
a lot of religions should follow their example but we don't trust each other.
christianity is very self serving thansk to protestants demanding fruit of their own work sharing with no one and thinking this still makes them good
Catholicism leave us helpless bene scroungers
either way we either are in a position to help each other into powerful psotions and don't because we're selfish (proddies) or are in a position to help other but don't have resources to reach powerful positions (catholics)
>>59066080
i love it. you might find it a bit slow paced compared to nuclear throne, but there's a lot to get done and the bosses are fantastic.
>>59065958
fug, less than the gap between she and I
she's only about 5 years older than me
she said she would want a friend yet she still hardly chats with me
she's literally autistic, so perfect ;_;
>>59066080
>buying single player games
>>59066134
gay priest is here now
>>59066026
I want every single asian piece of shit to die.
I fucking DESPISE asians.
>>59066058
>tfw accidentally friendzoned a 9/10 qt
Fucked that one up rightly.
>>59066056
not every black person has a lower iq than every white person
we live in a meritocracy where individuals are allowed to be the best they can be
>>59066137
>this without the 'and want dominance' part.
but they do want dominance you cretin
prove me wrong
>>59065983
this is not the same person. the last one was fat
>>59066134
>austin_powers.gif
stay mad
Business idea: Everyone posts their bum, /brit/ has best bum competition
>>59065100
>macbook
>great battery life
top fucking kek. listen pal i have owned one and the battery life was complete shite, literally the most annoying thing about it.
>>59066134
I said "kek"
What part of that means "she's a woman" you fucking idiot
I know he's a man, I've seen his videos
NEVER reply to me again
>video games
not even memeing here, your third eye must be in a terrible state
did anyone else hear that?
>>59066181
the burden of proof is on you.
>>59066180
No we dont
>>59066183
I just have a round bum
>>59066191
>implying my bum is visible through the hair
>>59066164
are you black or brown?
>>59066232
Post anus.
>>59066026
Song?
>>59066026
kill yourself cunt
>>59066229
>breitbart
>le isolated event
ok rorke calm down
>>59066180
>we live in a meritocracy where individuals are allowed to be the best they can be
hahahahahahhaahhahahahhaa
we live in a society where nepotism/connections gets you the furthest
>>59066251
brown
>>59066239
clothed is acceptable
Pic related: It's me.
>>59066232
i meant your tummy. it's bulging in the first pic and sculpted in the second. can't see it in the third
>>59066218
kek
>>59066252
I dont want to get jannied
>>59066267
candy boy
>>59066239
shave it then, lad
>>59066225
then why are they doing all of this? for fun? because they're bored?
>>59066324
That's a surefire way to get a really itchy swamp arse.
>>59066299
literally a girl
>>59066325
for money
>>59066299
pls be in bordeaux
>>59065464
>>59065523
>>59065494
If you can get it cheap in a Steam sale or in Cex for under a tenner it's well worth a try if you've nothing else to play.
sort of want to try another robot run but i feel a bit demotivated after getting so close
>>59066306
I'm not fat >:(
>>59066299
this must be a grill
>>59066337
I'm not a girl.
>>59066325
why do you want a high salary ? for fun? because you're bored?
>>59066350
you're gay
>>59066346
or you can just pirate it for free
>>59066337
so cultural marxism is done for money?
kek
>tfw not a cute twink
>>59066380
obv. and an attention whore. ;3
>>59066365
why are you wearing tight jeans around wide hips and large thighs. very feminine.
>>59066350
sticky out tummy lol
>>59066285
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/640538/BBC-jobs-diversity-candidates
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/jun/20/bbc-director-general-diversity-plan-minorities-on-air
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/apr/22/bbc-pledges-women-will-fill-half-of-on-air-roles-by-2020
>numerous cases
>even the guardian reporting on it
Lol
>>59066402
do a imgur album with cock and anus shots
FUCK OFF YOU NONCEY FUCKING BENDERS
och aye the noo hahaha whaur aw the haggis at hahahha vote yes hahahha
you're a big guy
>>59066365
post unclothed bum, lad
>>59066413
he's probably gay, lad
>>59066433
I might do when I shave. Too hairy atm. I took these about a month ago.
>>59066413
1. They're jeggings not jeans, and because they made my arse look good
2. You can't tell how wide my hips are in that picture
3. Squats, and not even heavy ones.
I don't get it
>>59066390
1. that's not exclusively a jewish ploy
2. yes it's for money as all cultures then fall under the shadow of the same economic system where they pay interest to jews and buy the same services that are cheap to produce because its mass market
NEW THREAD YOU FUCKING PAKIS.
the dislikes
all me
>>59066475
They are quite clearly not jeggings you liar :/
>>59066491
I do
>>59066475
i thought gay guys had good fashion sense
>>59066491
>oglaf
>>59066540
you're a smart guy
>>59066534
good lad
asians need to be gassed
gay holocaust when
>>59066534
>33million
what the fuck
>tfw no bf is very strong tonight
>open this thread
ah yes, excellent idea
;_;
>>59066562
I've had numerous wanks over oglaf comics so would you kindly delete this
>>59066544
Wasn't wearing them for fashion reasons.
>>59066180
>not every black person has a lower iq than every white person
no shit retard law of averages does not dictate this. honestly the idea that human populations that existed for tens of thousands of years in vastly different environments with totally separate gene pools are all exactly the same is just complete and utter tripe that all began when it was spread by the soviets. we have universally accepted evolution as fact yet for some reason think it is a completely different story when it comes to man? yes, of course cultural factors like our education system and that affect iq but genetics also massively affect iq, numerous studies have shown this and it is quite telling blacks could never set up these institutions in the first place.
the fact of the matter is the further south you go, ie the more hot a climate is, the lower the average iq, with australian aborginals being the worst. this is because during evolution cold weather climates select for intelligence much stronger. our ancestors has to survive cold winters which took more intelligence, for example saving food for the winter, communication with others etc. in the hotter climates one merely needs to be strong and defend the borders of their tribe which is why blacks are physically superior on average.
>>59066581
that would be magical
>>59066581
about 70 something years ago
>>59066581
get fucked ivan
>>59066582
How is that unusual? Remember Gangnam Style has two and a half BILLION views.
>>59066610
>buying jeggings for one picture of your arse.
just get it out lol
and post chest and torso. need to know if you're a man
>>59066608
>french wanking over nigs
not surprised desu
Post more cute arses please
>>59066635
need a 6 million deathtoll tho
>>59066640
kys degen
in fact live with aids and then kill yourself faggot
me irl
>>59066674
nigs are made for white seed desu
>>59066652
>for one picture of your arse
One picture that I put on the internet
Reminder some random episode of a Russian animated children's show has something like 1.7 billion views on Youtube
>>59066610
post arse
>05/08/16 Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
Wish me luck lads
>I spend my free time imagining men fucking in graphic detail and fuming over it
>>59066745
getting it out would show it off better and doesn't make you look flamboyant or feminine.
those types of gays are the worst. why can't you just be a normal dude who likes willies. why the stupid voice and gestures. it's seriously that kind of shit that makes it look like you have an illness
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