bit hot out edition
crayon pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZJDTod_fXs
maisie
>>59059409
Cara
i want to look at dildos
>>59059409
there he is :)))
Kyary
kpop desu lads
lads
>happy mother's day!
she died 15 years ago
leelee
going down the shop lads
>>59059409
uhm where've you been all day?
>the BAFTAs
pineal gland totally encrusted
>>59059469
Fuck off yankee doodle.
Mother's Day was back in March
Kyary
>>59059460
here i am
>>59059487
was away for the entire weekend
Still too hot.
heres a thread for all the kpop lads
>>>/gif/8509929
>>59059469
That was in march yank twat fuck off
>>59059409
>bit hot
What kind of normalfag are you? I could barely last outside for 15 minutes
Well good evening!
Bit hot out; British weather.
Sun is down though, hopefully it'll cool down a bit.
At my computer shitposting now, 7th time this week.
>>59059444
>black pigeon speaks
really scraping the bottom of the barrel there lad
A socialist ginger alcoholic Scottish SNP lawyer professor and Mel Gibson enthusiast was teaching a class on Alex Salmond, known Scot
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Salmond and accept that he is the greatest politician the world has ever known, even greater than Winston Churchill!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, Tory Unionist who had served 1500 years in Westminster and understood the necessity of the United Kingdom and fully supported all decision made by the British Parliament stood up and held up an orange sash.
”How was the United Kingdom formed, Jock?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite drunkenly and smugly replied “through the oppression of the free-born men of Scotland, you stupid Sassenach”
”Wrong. It’s been 300 years since the Act of Union. If it was formed through the conquest of Scotland, as you say, and we are a democracy … then Scotland should be independent by now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Complete Works of Robert Burns. He stormed out of the room crying those Scottish crocodile tears. The same tears Scots cry for “gàidhlig” (which today is spoken by so little people that the language is virtually dead) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth to pay for pointless additional lettering on road signs. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Jock McAngus, wished he had been born English and become more than a sophist nationalist intellectual. He wished so much that he had could find solace in the community of British nations, but he himself had argued against it!
Cont.
>>59059529
>kfapping
no thank you
>>59059515
we missed u x
Does anyone have any more autism stories to tell?
Is This It For The English Race?
>>59059495
>Mehmet and Canadian woman doing "LOL WHITE GUYS AND DIVERSITY" jokes
Not really surprised. It's not like they've got any other material.
>>59059430
I know, what kind of girl could resist charisma like that? It's amazing how I've never had a gf with pick up lines such as "let's look at dildos"
She looked like a tumblr type, I thought she'd appreciate how open minded I was about sex. Guess not.
>>59059559
alri kev
>>59059463
Kpop spamming twat
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
>>59059565
The students applauded and all voted No in the independence referendum that day and accepted David Cameron as their duly elected leader. A lion named “Britannia” bounded into the room and perched atop the Union Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Rule Britannia was sung several times, and the Queen herself showed up and abolished the Scottish Parliament.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the heart failure from too many fried Mars bars and Alex Salmond was executed for treason.
God Save the Queen
>>59059578
no we fucking didn't
>>59059606
report and move on
>>59059514
Kpop spamming twat
>clip each others toenails
>>59059473
>>59059473
explain yourselves brits
Still warm out at this hour.
Ought to be out eating pistachios on the patio
>>59059551
just have to keep going and not think about it all the time
>>59059578
missed you too booboo
>>59059633
playing runescape right now lad
playing being botting
haha
>>59059577
>he doesnt have east asian yellow fever
>>59059559
let me get some food first
btw thailad keeps shitting up my japan threads
>>59059666
Is this another code?
Sent a picture of my willy to a lad earlier on. Biggest adrenaline rush I've felt in a while.
>>59059636
>report and move on
>>59059614
I'd possibly go for it
>>59059614
Leftist.
>>59059673
Want to lend me an Ely lad?
>>59059666
unironically havent been outside all day
The """""housing ladder""""" is a ponzi scheme, yet building your own home still costs a bomb.
How do we fix this?
>>59059581
I have thousands upon thousands but I'm saving them for my screenplay, suicide note or spree killing manifesto.
>>59059717
do the new quest it gives you an ely for free
>>59059581
Give me a topic
Did a cry when Bocelli sang at the King Power yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7nRTF2SowQ
Is it ok to make a game about WW1?
WW1 had no clear bad guys and was just a meatgrinder.
>>59059755
Already finished MM2, still fuming at the docks and the caverns are terrible.
>>59059755
>extremely hungry
>can feel the pains in my belly
>no food seems appealing to me right now
Spent the whole day in bed depressed lads
>>59059786
Of course not
It's 2016, we can't have games about historical events anymore
>>59059732
Hopefully a screenplay lad
>>59059760
Worst you can think of
What's your fragrance of choice, lads?
Eau Sauvage original for me
My work shoes literally smell like death. How do I kill the smell. Can't wash them
>depression
the biggest meme scheme going
>>59059614
>heterosexist
what's that
>>59059614
>heterosexist
what?
>>59059581
A girl once told me she loved me and I turned on my heel and ran away from her, never to talk to her again.
>Britain's "You Need More White Guilt" wins bafta over The Hunt
Cunts.
>>59059841
I'm trying to look into my memory but I need a starting point
>>59059720
Mowed the grass earlier. Scorchio it was.
>>59059699
Yeah mate it's ruby on rails
what does posh mean?
World War One and two should be classed as the same war desu. WW2 was a direct result of WW1.
Might apply for an apprenticeship at McDonalds.
>>59059895
What's "Britain's You Need more white Guilt"?
>>59059810
b0aty said it was a gr8 quest m8, but he's just shilling for them nowadays.
anywho, is it worth me getting the hunter levels for it? i have all the other reqs but what is the point of hunter in that game idek. is there any money maker after that quest?
>>59059888
>>59059886
Homo/bi/trans phobic I guess
>>59059896
Workplace
HAVE YOU SEEN SPAIN'S WEATHER LAD HAHAHAH FUCKING BANTERED THE FUCK OUT
>>59059905
port out starboard home
>>59059977
>portlmao
i fucking hate first and second years lads, i used to wonder why all the masters and phd students were such cunts but i've realised that now i'm the same, it's because they're always making noise when i'm trying to do work. i've got my dissertation due thursday and there's faggot second years listening to nigger music in the house next door.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j331VJEi7YE
strawberry switchblade lads
>>59059890
Lel, if you liked her back you may literally be on the spectrum.
>>59059786
>WW1 had no clear bad guys
hahahahaa
so the people that invaded neutral countries and spent years agitating for war weren't the bad guys?
>>59059432
>>59059977
>raintugal
>>59059970
wtf are the colours on my new phone fucked or do I have a fucking Italian flag
>>59060008
>dissertation due thursday
oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear
>>59059970
sjw genocide when
>>59060008
>i've got my dissertation due thursday and there's faggot second years listening to nigger music in the house next door
who cares you pathetic poofter
Just crack on til it's done and then go out and get absolutely fucked.
>>59060033
it is but a shame that we did not confine the german gene to the annals of history my anglo friend
>>59059948
Britain's Forgotten Slave Owners.
Might cop some open back headphones despite already owning a decent closed-back pair haha.
Is a fucking good deal ngl
>>59059581
A girl once asked me to go skinny dipping with her and I looked her up and down and said "more like fat dipping". She slapped me and never talked to me again. She wasn't even fat.
>>59059968
There was a huge amount of money to be made shortly after the quest with the new monsters which are basically TDs from RS2. I think Heavy Frames are still like 30ish million each.
But as for getting the hunter level it's only 60 and will take about 7 hours total from 1.
>>59060008
sorry m8 but if you're a third year then you're still in the same boat as the first and seconds, and you're dissertation will just be shredder fodder anyway :\\\
not feeling it tonight laddies. might do a sleep instead of shitposting
>>59060094
it's not that bad lad, i've written it and am just reading through it
>>59060108
i care, it's humid and making me grouchy
>>59060155
What ones
i hate you all
apart from that one lad here
you know who you are x
Don't know if I'm depressed, I mostly just feel empty like I have a void to fill. I only feel suicidal sometimes, maybe once or twice a week.
>>59060277
thanks x
Prove you're the biggest waste of space on /brit/
>>59060277
:] x
>>59059562
true desu
Need a hairy gf
>>59060210
masters lad, yeah it is shredder tier but it still needs to be done
>>59060248
hifiman he-350
Massdrop exclusive pham, £80 delivered!
>>59060186
nah, i'll just camp zulrah/abby demons when short on cash.
>These accursed second years! Listening to their nigger ''''music'''' while I'm trying to work on the dissertation that I've already finished!
I wish pinkshinyultrablast made more songs like the ones on happy songs for happy zombies EP. Not a fan of their newer stuff, not a fan at all.
>>59060302
all my posts are awful
why is there no pan-yorshire,derbyshire,lancashire movements lads?
>>59060302
I don't like jpop
>>59060314
watch out jannys on the prowl
god forbid you post a scantly clothed female and remind the runt how much of a failure he is with them
>>59060370
True desu
>>59059977
melting here
can we swap? i miss the rain
http://www.strawpoll.me/10163847
http://www.strawpoll.me/10163847
http://www.strawpoll.me/10163847
^^ VOTE ^^
>>59059786
>you realize both world wars are still fucking up the entire world
ww1 meant hitler which meant nazis which meant muh discrimination +hippies which are the predecessor to sjw sentiment (they think they're saving the world from hitler still) millions of europeans died.
baby boomers were a direct result of ww2 ending which lead to sporadic suddenly massive populations = now an aged and entirely useless bunch on society younger generations are expected to pay pension to even though it won't be possible, so jew it up with immigration to see if it would help
literally destroyed fucking everything in the end REEEEEEEEEEE
>>59060402
post machines
>>59060359
Looks quite similar to yourself
>>59060325
Yeah that's a pretty good shout by the looks of it.
>>59060402
Got b& for posting a clothed pic taken from Facebook once
Bit mean IMO desu
>m8 said he was going to smoke a couple of joints with me when he gets back
>text him asking him where he is and what time he'll be at mine
>he says he's gone to the pub and got a few pints instead of getting weed
Fantastic.
>>59060461
degen
>>59059581
>Have a biology class with qt paki who's integrated pretty well
>Really like her and she likes me
>One time she accidentally blurts out something about my "fat cock"
>Her friend comments on the sexual tension and we both deny it
>Asks me for my phone number
>One time she waits after class and walks with to me my bus stop
>Still never made a move instead did lame shit to pretend to be stoic and uninterested or made up excuses
Even when a gf literally throwing herself at me, I still can't get one. hahaha kill me now lads
>>59060302
i trip and everyone hates me for some reason.
sup senpai
>>59060461
typical weed smoker behaviour
>>59060302
i really don't like anime, it's a bit shit
>>59060461
haha fuck you
one of my random fears is that I'll be walking down the street and see a stab victim dying or something similar, I call the ambulance but have no clue what the street name is, and they die because of it
does anyone get this
>>59060302
Still in bed now
Might get up for breakfast soon
Also my 21st birthday in 2 and a half hours
>>59060430
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>59060488
>me for some reason.
because you use a trip
>>59060418
MSN me something funny and I'll post it
>>59060461
Got a smoke rolled right now aha
>>59060514
alri la'
>>59060461
haha blaze it 420 lmao
>>59060289
depression seems to be such a blase thing now. everyone seems to have it to some extent
don't think I'd ever actually commit suicide but I certainly have a sense of fatalism. like if I was diagnosed with some potentially terminal illness, I don't think I'd try to fight it (very easy to say in full health obv)
>>59060523
not a valid argument.
>>59060527
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>>59060514
>>59060506
>>59060483
Haha jokes on you, I have a fat joint already rolled up and I'm going to smoke it and weed post all night instead haha
>>59060554
alri
>>59060523
Not the only reason
His posts are actually pain cringily terrible and his personality is so obnoxious it hurts to read
f.lux just crashed
>>59060516
Yeah, except I'm the one who's dying
>>59060608
Went to Exmouth today desu
lots of fatties
>>59060486
feelsbadman
>>59060603
Truly the live of a king
>>59060289
>I mostly just feel empty
That's depression. Just pray you get over it before it zaps your energy away.
Nothing makes you more suicidal than your body forcing you to sleep 22 hours a day.
>>59060302
I
just
am
2
b
h
>>59060632
fuck that's even worse
feeling very gay* today
*gay means happy
>>59060516
yes
>>59060516
not really lad but i'm not a very nice person so i probably wouldn't even help
>>59060655
LIVIN LA VIDA LOCAAAAAAA
>>59060647
This is against Jannys religion deletet this
>>59060387
What do you mean pal?
>>59060527
Sent
Townsend
Kane
Vardy
Rashford
We're gonna make it
>>59060603
>>59060676
you can't trick me again you cheeky cunt, someone told me to say i was """happy""" back in primary school and they said it meant i liked men then laughed at me
>>59060681
bet you are a smoker
>>59060732
townsend to swansea next season 2bh
>>59060737
Looks fun
>>59060737
Gonna save it for a while
t- 23 minutes before I BLAZE
>>59060698
i mean the north should band together and succeed from the rest of the shithole engl*nd. I feel a much greater kinship with other Northernrs than with generic englanders
>>59060302
I've only ever had one girlfriend I only have 5 friends.
>there are people ITT who have never done drugs
>>59060798
I wish Scotland would leave the union and take the North with them.
>>59060803
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>>59060803
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love british culture
>>59060737
>leather segmentata
this annoys me more than it should
>>59060620
filter me then
>>59060302
28 year old kissless virgin drug addict
what if you're walking down the street and you see someone on the floor who looks to be in pain
how do you know that they're not just drunk? would you call the ambulance anyway?
t' gf
>>59060864
It's a shame it doesn't exist anymore
>>59060864
why
>>59060905
Eeee... she's a good'n
>>59060516
have heard paramedics are trained to have indepth knowledge of the local streets, so they'll likely know the street by the local businesses or notable features etc
similar to london taxi drivers having to take the 'knowledge' test
>>59060302
27 year old kissless virgin NEET and also addicted to benzos
I say I have friends but I'm convinced they only hang around with me for one of two reasons
1. They feel sorry for me. My closest friend knows about my depression, pretty sure he thinks if he stops talking to me I'll kill myself.
2. They use me to feel better about themselves. Having an ugly as fuck friend makes them look better by comparison.
Sometimes I feel like just cutting off all my friends and family, they'd all be much better off without me.
>>59060905
nice tree
>>59060954
but what if im on a random street that is just houses and houses
the street names are usually right at the end of the street
what if its a new place?
>>59060302
I moved to Finland. I've made a huge mistake.
>>59060970
>Having an ugly as fuck friend makes them look better by comparison.
no, read up on cheerleader effect
seriously is it just my phone screen or do I have an Italian flag
>>59060970
>They feel sorry for me. My closest friend knows about my depression, pretty sure he thinks if he stops talking to me I'll kill myself.
that was what my last 'friend' was doing
once he found out I was okay he just stopped talking to me, until I told him I was depressed again when I was drunk
>>59061015
surely it's nice there
>>59060970
Only reason I say I have friends is to avoid crushing my dad's heart when he asks.
Have absolutely zero mates.
>>59061030
Ivory Coast lad
>>59060798
We'd be too powerful. There are no proper cities down South outside of London. Just farming villages.
>>59060302
im pakistani
>>59060902 nobody?
Think my novel about /brit/ will win the Booker Prize
>>59060516
my dad was an ambulance controller
if you don't know the street name (actually fairly common) they just ask you where your last known location was and you guide them from there. Or get you to ask a passerby/someone in a nearby house
>>59061030
Stop trying to meme you pizza fuck it looks nothing like the Ireland flag
>>>/ita/
>>59061075
instagram vermont lad?
>>59061058
Only if he's white
>>59060798
>succeed
You mean secede?
>>59060902
take pictures then upload them to facebook and twitter
>>59061075
phwoar
>>59061113
t. Mohammed Ahmed Khan
>>59061097
>Or get you to ask a passerby/someone in a nearby house
didnt think of that
must be stressful as fuck lad, get him to watch The Call, quite interesting
>BAFTAs
just diddy Oscars innit really
>>59061113
indeed i do lad, sorry, am a bit pissed on apple brandy
>>59061075
>my fist will never enter their cervixes
Pretty sad all round really
>>59060908
>>59060914
something cozy about your island
american is just blended up with a bunch of different cultures and you don't really feel like you have that much in common
being isolated on that island feels comfier like everyone has a united culture.
melting pot america doesnt give me that feel
>>59061108
non-white drunks are quite rare
http://www.strawpoll.me/10163983
Would really appreciate your input lads.
>>59060516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J32TRexMs4w
>>59061183
britain is depressing as fuck because of WW2 and the 70s
its not cosy at all apart from maybe some national parks and somewhat untouched villages/countryside
>>59061208
meant I'd only call if (s)he's white
ah yes
>>59061183
Everyone hates each other here.
>>59061183
>blended up with a bunch of different cultures
the same thing has happened here
>a united culture.
Our identity and culture has gone
>>59059409
Had to take the pupper out late today and she still went to cool off in the river. Bit hot indeed but I'm moving to Australia in less than 2 months so I need to get used to it.
>>59061183
well any yank that isn't insecure as fuck and can handle the banter is welcome here lad
![8650020663_8abbb824cc_h[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SOQnSZB.jpg "8650020663_8abbb824cc_h[1].jpg")
>>59061161
Was confused desu aha
>>59061003
check the addresses on the domestic bins
not saying they'll get there on time or even at all, but they'll have a good idea no matter how abstract the clues
>>59061299
you're just in time for winter
>>59061183
m8 I watch a 1 hour bbc programme this morning and Britian is dead
There's A LOT of literally mentally ill people where I live.
>saw a guy walking down the street with an can of beer in his hand
>he kept turning around and shouting "THERES NO BRITISH DOWN HERE, FUCK OFF YOU TERRORISTS. NO BRITISH, NO BRITISH ROUND HERE" at people that weren't there.
>saw a guy in the carpark of a pub, running around and screaming "GET AWAY FROM ME, LEAVE ME ALONE, GET AWAY, GET AWAY"
>saw an old lady walking past me when I was waiting for the bus, she seemed quite normal then she suddenly stopped right in front of me, stared at the floor and started talking to herself for literally 10 minutes. God knows how long she was there for I got on the bus as fast I could.
There's more, they're just the most recent.
>>59061310
>check the addresses on the domestic bins
don't think we do that in this country, only house numbers
at least I've never seen it
what does "posh tracer" mean
its my character in overwatch
>>59061299
you speak welsh?
>>59060302
>32
>no job
>not worked in 12 years
>no education beyond a few a-levels
>no gf, never had one
>last time i had sex was 14 years ago and that was the first and only time
>diagnosed depression, anxiety, psychosis, spd and avpd
>self harm issues
>suicidal, tried and failed too much if a coward to try again
>no friends
>don't keep in touch with family
>live in a shithole northern town
>criminal record for fraud & deception
>agoraphobic
>obese (21 stone)
>receding hairline
>shit hair
>shit face
>shit tattoo on my leg
>phimosis
>short sighted
>drink and drug problem
>£25k in debt and can't pay it
But at least I'm not Irish. What do I win?
listening to planxty lads
>flickr album lad
post some links la
>>59061268
Better than Baz Luhrmann's version of Romeo and Juliet where Mercutio is a black tranny.
>>59061268
social media was a mistake
>>59060755
no lad but i did vote ukip
>>59061335
British context indicates drugs rather than mental illness.
>>59061378
>What do I win?
you don't
>>59061335
i live near a loonie bin
some guy wakes me up daily at 6 am since he is always listening to his walkman and shouting the lyrics like hell
crazy that were different types humans living together at once.
imagine being a manlet homo floresiensis and running into a homo erectus shagging a neanderthal
>>59061417
luhrmann's mercutio is fucking gr8 m8
also the way he made the original script fit with the setting, it's a brilliant adaptation
>>59061268
made in some board room filled with depressed, out of touch middle aged cunts
>>59061417
No, just no.
>>59061478
there still are m8, theyre called abbos
>>59061478
sometimes when I am stroking my cat I think fucking hell this is literally a different creature to me, a different species
its like a fucking alien
>>59061353
well we have GPS now so all that is irrelevant anyway
Haven't had a wank in 8 days. When I was out for dinner earlier I couldn't stop looking at one of the waitresses. She must've been 19, tops, in a very short skirt with black tights on. She had legitimately big chebs as well. Normally I don't like big ones but she was thin and had a tight waist so it was all perfect.
Lenny Henry just won a lifetime achievement award
Well deserved
When are we finally going to stop fucking around and sort our lives out?
>when I am stroking my cat I think fucking hell this is literally a different creature to me, a different species
Neanderthal's actually took care of sick and disabled people
A bit shocking really. Scientists found skeletal remains that proved people with disabilities still lived long in neanderthal societies
>>59061329
That's not an accident. When it gets to your summer I want to give myself a run up to acclimatise.
>>59061357
I used to speak it like a spacker on meth when I was in school. I know the basic greetings still, never been able to write it very well at all. Welsh is mandatory to BTEC/GCSE level here, doesn't mean you have to learn it but if you want a good grade you have to at least try.
>>59061161
Calvados is my favourite drink of all time.
![Funny-Pictures-Of-Black-People-5-600x603[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/APOQqpF.jpg "Funny-Pictures-Of-Black-People-5-600x603[1].jpg")
>>59061478
Still are.
>>59061183
i'd rather live in burgerland to be honest lad, grass is always greener and all that
if you hang up a st george's cross anywhere that isn't rural someone will complain and you'll get asked to take it down, not even joking
>posting pics of your daughters on flickr that other men will wank over
bit weird
VERY interesting
>>59061583
When the world stops fucking me over
>>59061551
>take out phone (if it hasn't run out)
>get on google maps
>fix takes half an hour because you're on mobile network
also I think the ambulance operator GPS ability thing might be a myth, or just a rough estimation
