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bit hot out edition
crayon pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZJDTod_fXs
maisie
>>59059409
Cara
i want to look at dildos
>>59059409
there he is :)))
Kyary
kpop desu lads
lads
>happy mother's day!
she died 15 years ago
leelee
going down the shop lads
>>59059409
uhm where've you been all day?
>the BAFTAs
pineal gland totally encrusted
>>59059469
Fuck off yankee doodle.
Mother's Day was back in March
Kyary
>>59059460
here i am
>>59059487
was away for the entire weekend
Still too hot.
heres a thread for all the kpop lads
>>>/gif/8509929
>>59059469
That was in march yank twat fuck off
>>59059409
>bit hot
What kind of normalfag are you? I could barely last outside for 15 minutes
Well good evening!
Bit hot out; British weather.
Sun is down though, hopefully it'll cool down a bit.
At my computer shitposting now, 7th time this week.
>>59059444
>black pigeon speaks
really scraping the bottom of the barrel there lad
A socialist ginger alcoholic Scottish SNP lawyer professor and Mel Gibson enthusiast was teaching a class on Alex Salmond, known Scot
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Salmond and accept that he is the greatest politician the world has ever known, even greater than Winston Churchill!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, Tory Unionist who had served 1500 years in Westminster and understood the necessity of the United Kingdom and fully supported all decision made by the British Parliament stood up and held up an orange sash.
”How was the United Kingdom formed, Jock?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite drunkenly and smugly replied “through the oppression of the free-born men of Scotland, you stupid Sassenach”
”Wrong. It’s been 300 years since the Act of Union. If it was formed through the conquest of Scotland, as you say, and we are a democracy … then Scotland should be independent by now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Complete Works of Robert Burns. He stormed out of the room crying those Scottish crocodile tears. The same tears Scots cry for “gàidhlig” (which today is spoken by so little people that the language is virtually dead) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth to pay for pointless additional lettering on road signs. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Jock McAngus, wished he had been born English and become more than a sophist nationalist intellectual. He wished so much that he had could find solace in the community of British nations, but he himself had argued against it!
Cont.
>>59059529
>kfapping
no thank you
>>59059515
we missed u x
Does anyone have any more autism stories to tell?
Is This It For The English Race?
>>59059495
>Mehmet and Canadian woman doing "LOL WHITE GUYS AND DIVERSITY" jokes
Not really surprised. It's not like they've got any other material.
>>59059430
I know, what kind of girl could resist charisma like that? It's amazing how I've never had a gf with pick up lines such as "let's look at dildos"
She looked like a tumblr type, I thought she'd appreciate how open minded I was about sex. Guess not.
>>59059559
alri kev
>>59059463
Kpop spamming twat
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
>>59059565
The students applauded and all voted No in the independence referendum that day and accepted David Cameron as their duly elected leader. A lion named “Britannia” bounded into the room and perched atop the Union Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Rule Britannia was sung several times, and the Queen herself showed up and abolished the Scottish Parliament.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the heart failure from too many fried Mars bars and Alex Salmond was executed for treason.
God Save the Queen
>>59059578
no we fucking didn't
>>59059606
report and move on
>>59059514
Kpop spamming twat
>clip each others toenails
>>59059473
>>59059473
explain yourselves brits
Still warm out at this hour.
Ought to be out eating pistachios on the patio
>>59059551
just have to keep going and not think about it all the time
>>59059578
missed you too booboo
>>59059633
playing runescape right now lad
playing being botting
haha
>>59059577
>he doesnt have east asian yellow fever
>>59059559
let me get some food first
btw thailad keeps shitting up my japan threads
>>59059666
Is this another code?
Sent a picture of my willy to a lad earlier on. Biggest adrenaline rush I've felt in a while.
>>59059636
>report and move on
>>59059614
I'd possibly go for it
>>59059614
Leftist.
>>59059673
Want to lend me an Ely lad?
>>59059666
unironically havent been outside all day
The """""housing ladder""""" is a ponzi scheme, yet building your own home still costs a bomb.
How do we fix this?
>>59059581
I have thousands upon thousands but I'm saving them for my screenplay, suicide note or spree killing manifesto.
>>59059717
do the new quest it gives you an ely for free
>>59059581
Give me a topic
Did a cry when Bocelli sang at the King Power yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7nRTF2SowQ
Is it ok to make a game about WW1?
WW1 had no clear bad guys and was just a meatgrinder.
>>59059755
Already finished MM2, still fuming at the docks and the caverns are terrible.
>extremely hungry
>can feel the pains in my belly
>no food seems appealing to me right now
Spent the whole day in bed depressed lads
>>59059786
Of course not
It's 2016, we can't have games about historical events anymore
>>59059732
Hopefully a screenplay lad
>>59059760
Worst you can think of
What's your fragrance of choice, lads?
Eau Sauvage original for me
My work shoes literally smell like death. How do I kill the smell. Can't wash them
>depression
the biggest meme scheme going
>>59059614
>heterosexist
what's that
>>59059614
>heterosexist
what?
>>59059581
A girl once told me she loved me and I turned on my heel and ran away from her, never to talk to her again.
>Britain's "You Need More White Guilt" wins bafta over The Hunt
Cunts.
>>59059841
I'm trying to look into my memory but I need a starting point
>>59059720
Mowed the grass earlier. Scorchio it was.
>>59059699
Yeah mate it's ruby on rails
what does posh mean?
World War One and two should be classed as the same war desu. WW2 was a direct result of WW1.
Might apply for an apprenticeship at McDonalds.
>>59059895
What's "Britain's You Need more white Guilt"?
>>59059810
b0aty said it was a gr8 quest m8, but he's just shilling for them nowadays.
anywho, is it worth me getting the hunter levels for it? i have all the other reqs but what is the point of hunter in that game idek. is there any money maker after that quest?
>>59059888
>>59059886
Homo/bi/trans phobic I guess
>>59059896
Workplace
HAVE YOU SEEN SPAIN'S WEATHER LAD HAHAHAH FUCKING BANTERED THE FUCK OUT
>>59059905
port out starboard home
>>59059977
>portlmao
i fucking hate first and second years lads, i used to wonder why all the masters and phd students were such cunts but i've realised that now i'm the same, it's because they're always making noise when i'm trying to do work. i've got my dissertation due thursday and there's faggot second years listening to nigger music in the house next door.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j331VJEi7YE
strawberry switchblade lads
>>59059890
Lel, if you liked her back you may literally be on the spectrum.
>>59059786
>WW1 had no clear bad guys
hahahahaa
so the people that invaded neutral countries and spent years agitating for war weren't the bad guys?
>>59059977
>raintugal
>>59059970
wtf are the colours on my new phone fucked or do I have a fucking Italian flag
>>59060008
>dissertation due thursday
oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear
>>59059970
sjw genocide when
>>59060008
>i've got my dissertation due thursday and there's faggot second years listening to nigger music in the house next door
who cares you pathetic poofter
Just crack on til it's done and then go out and get absolutely fucked.
>>59060033
it is but a shame that we did not confine the german gene to the annals of history my anglo friend
>>59059948
Britain's Forgotten Slave Owners.
Might cop some open back headphones despite already owning a decent closed-back pair haha.
Is a fucking good deal ngl
>>59059581
A girl once asked me to go skinny dipping with her and I looked her up and down and said "more like fat dipping". She slapped me and never talked to me again. She wasn't even fat.
>>59059968
There was a huge amount of money to be made shortly after the quest with the new monsters which are basically TDs from RS2. I think Heavy Frames are still like 30ish million each.
But as for getting the hunter level it's only 60 and will take about 7 hours total from 1.
>>59060008
sorry m8 but if you're a third year then you're still in the same boat as the first and seconds, and you're dissertation will just be shredder fodder anyway :\\\
not feeling it tonight laddies. might do a sleep instead of shitposting
>>59060094
it's not that bad lad, i've written it and am just reading through it
>>59060108
i care, it's humid and making me grouchy
>>59060155
What ones
i hate you all
apart from that one lad here
you know who you are x
Don't know if I'm depressed, I mostly just feel empty like I have a void to fill. I only feel suicidal sometimes, maybe once or twice a week.
>>59060277
thanks x
Prove you're the biggest waste of space on /brit/
>>59060277
:] x
>>59059562
true desu
Need a hairy gf
>>59060210
masters lad, yeah it is shredder tier but it still needs to be done
>>59060248
hifiman he-350
Massdrop exclusive pham, £80 delivered!
>>59060186
nah, i'll just camp zulrah/abby demons when short on cash.
>These accursed second years! Listening to their nigger ''''music'''' while I'm trying to work on the dissertation that I've already finished!
I wish pinkshinyultrablast made more songs like the ones on happy songs for happy zombies EP. Not a fan of their newer stuff, not a fan at all.
>>59060302
all my posts are awful
why is there no pan-yorshire,derbyshire,lancashire movements lads?
>>59060302
I don't like jpop
>>59060314
watch out jannys on the prowl
god forbid you post a scantly clothed female and remind the runt how much of a failure he is with them
>>59060370
True desu
>>59059977
melting here
can we swap? i miss the rain
http://www.strawpoll.me/10163847
http://www.strawpoll.me/10163847
http://www.strawpoll.me/10163847
^^ VOTE ^^
>>59059786
>you realize both world wars are still fucking up the entire world
ww1 meant hitler which meant nazis which meant muh discrimination +hippies which are the predecessor to sjw sentiment (they think they're saving the world from hitler still) millions of europeans died.
baby boomers were a direct result of ww2 ending which lead to sporadic suddenly massive populations = now an aged and entirely useless bunch on society younger generations are expected to pay pension to even though it won't be possible, so jew it up with immigration to see if it would help
literally destroyed fucking everything in the end REEEEEEEEEEE
>>59060402
post machines
>>59060359
Looks quite similar to yourself
>>59060325
Yeah that's a pretty good shout by the looks of it.
>>59060402
Got b& for posting a clothed pic taken from Facebook once
Bit mean IMO desu
>m8 said he was going to smoke a couple of joints with me when he gets back
>text him asking him where he is and what time he'll be at mine
>he says he's gone to the pub and got a few pints instead of getting weed
Fantastic.
>>59060461
degen
>>59059581
>Have a biology class with qt paki who's integrated pretty well
>Really like her and she likes me
>One time she accidentally blurts out something about my "fat cock"
>Her friend comments on the sexual tension and we both deny it
>Asks me for my phone number
>One time she waits after class and walks with to me my bus stop
>Still never made a move instead did lame shit to pretend to be stoic and uninterested or made up excuses
Even when a gf literally throwing herself at me, I still can't get one. hahaha kill me now lads
>>59060302
i trip and everyone hates me for some reason.
sup senpai
>>59060461
typical weed smoker behaviour
>>59060302
i really don't like anime, it's a bit shit
>>59060461
haha fuck you
one of my random fears is that I'll be walking down the street and see a stab victim dying or something similar, I call the ambulance but have no clue what the street name is, and they die because of it
does anyone get this
>>59060302
Still in bed now
Might get up for breakfast soon
Also my 21st birthday in 2 and a half hours
>>59060430
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>59060488
>me for some reason.
because you use a trip
>>59060418
MSN me something funny and I'll post it
>>59060461
Got a smoke rolled right now aha
>>59060514
alri la'
>>59060461
haha blaze it 420 lmao
>>59060289
depression seems to be such a blase thing now. everyone seems to have it to some extent
don't think I'd ever actually commit suicide but I certainly have a sense of fatalism. like if I was diagnosed with some potentially terminal illness, I don't think I'd try to fight it (very easy to say in full health obv)
>>59060523
not a valid argument.
>>59060527
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>>59060514
>>59060506
>>59060483
Haha jokes on you, I have a fat joint already rolled up and I'm going to smoke it and weed post all night instead haha
>>59060554
alri
>>59060523
Not the only reason
His posts are actually pain cringily terrible and his personality is so obnoxious it hurts to read
f.lux just crashed
>>59060516
Yeah, except I'm the one who's dying
>>59060608
Went to Exmouth today desu
lots of fatties
>>59060486
feelsbadman
>>59060603
Truly the live of a king
>>59060289
>I mostly just feel empty
That's depression. Just pray you get over it before it zaps your energy away.
Nothing makes you more suicidal than your body forcing you to sleep 22 hours a day.
>>59060302
I
just
am
2
b
h
>>59060632
fuck that's even worse
feeling very gay* today
*gay means happy
>>59060516
yes
>>59060516
not really lad but i'm not a very nice person so i probably wouldn't even help
>>59060655
LIVIN LA VIDA LOCAAAAAAA
>>59060647
This is against Jannys religion deletet this
>>59060387
What do you mean pal?
>>59060527
Sent
Townsend
Kane
Vardy
Rashford
We're gonna make it
>>59060676
you can't trick me again you cheeky cunt, someone told me to say i was """happy""" back in primary school and they said it meant i liked men then laughed at me
>>59060681
bet you are a smoker
>>59060732
townsend to swansea next season 2bh
>>59060737
Looks fun
>>59060737
Gonna save it for a while
t- 23 minutes before I BLAZE
>>59060698
i mean the north should band together and succeed from the rest of the shithole engl*nd. I feel a much greater kinship with other Northernrs than with generic englanders
>>59060302
I've only ever had one girlfriend I only have 5 friends.
>there are people ITT who have never done drugs
>>59060798
I wish Scotland would leave the union and take the North with them.
>>59060803
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>>59060803
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love british culture
>>59060737
>leather segmentata
this annoys me more than it should
>>59060620
filter me then
>>59060302
28 year old kissless virgin drug addict
what if you're walking down the street and you see someone on the floor who looks to be in pain
how do you know that they're not just drunk? would you call the ambulance anyway?
t' gf
>>59060864
It's a shame it doesn't exist anymore
>>59060864
why
>>59060905
Eeee... she's a good'n
>>59060516
have heard paramedics are trained to have indepth knowledge of the local streets, so they'll likely know the street by the local businesses or notable features etc
similar to london taxi drivers having to take the 'knowledge' test
>>59060302
27 year old kissless virgin NEET and also addicted to benzos
I say I have friends but I'm convinced they only hang around with me for one of two reasons
1. They feel sorry for me. My closest friend knows about my depression, pretty sure he thinks if he stops talking to me I'll kill myself.
2. They use me to feel better about themselves. Having an ugly as fuck friend makes them look better by comparison.
Sometimes I feel like just cutting off all my friends and family, they'd all be much better off without me.
>>59060905
nice tree
>>59060954
but what if im on a random street that is just houses and houses
the street names are usually right at the end of the street
what if its a new place?
>>59060302
I moved to Finland. I've made a huge mistake.
>>59060970
>Having an ugly as fuck friend makes them look better by comparison.
no, read up on cheerleader effect
seriously is it just my phone screen or do I have an Italian flag
>>59060970
>They feel sorry for me. My closest friend knows about my depression, pretty sure he thinks if he stops talking to me I'll kill myself.
that was what my last 'friend' was doing
once he found out I was okay he just stopped talking to me, until I told him I was depressed again when I was drunk
>>59061015
surely it's nice there
>>59060970
Only reason I say I have friends is to avoid crushing my dad's heart when he asks.
Have absolutely zero mates.
>>59061030
Ivory Coast lad
>>59060798
We'd be too powerful. There are no proper cities down South outside of London. Just farming villages.
>>59060302
im pakistani
>>59060902 nobody?
Think my novel about /brit/ will win the Booker Prize
>>59060516
my dad was an ambulance controller
if you don't know the street name (actually fairly common) they just ask you where your last known location was and you guide them from there. Or get you to ask a passerby/someone in a nearby house
>>59061030
Stop trying to meme you pizza fuck it looks nothing like the Ireland flag
>>>/ita/
>>59061075
instagram vermont lad?
>>59061058
Only if he's white
>>59060798
>succeed
You mean secede?
>>59060902
take pictures then upload them to facebook and twitter
>>59061075
phwoar
>>59061113
t. Mohammed Ahmed Khan
>>59061097
>Or get you to ask a passerby/someone in a nearby house
didnt think of that
must be stressful as fuck lad, get him to watch The Call, quite interesting
>BAFTAs
just diddy Oscars innit really
>>59061113
indeed i do lad, sorry, am a bit pissed on apple brandy
>>59061075
>my fist will never enter their cervixes
Pretty sad all round really
>>59060908
>>59060914
something cozy about your island
american is just blended up with a bunch of different cultures and you don't really feel like you have that much in common
being isolated on that island feels comfier like everyone has a united culture.
melting pot america doesnt give me that feel
>>59061108
non-white drunks are quite rare
http://www.strawpoll.me/10163983
Would really appreciate your input lads.
>>59060516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J32TRexMs4w
>>59061183
britain is depressing as fuck because of WW2 and the 70s
its not cosy at all apart from maybe some national parks and somewhat untouched villages/countryside
>>59061208
meant I'd only call if (s)he's white
ah yes
>>59061183
Everyone hates each other here.
>>59061183
>blended up with a bunch of different cultures
the same thing has happened here
>a united culture.
Our identity and culture has gone
>>59059409
Had to take the pupper out late today and she still went to cool off in the river. Bit hot indeed but I'm moving to Australia in less than 2 months so I need to get used to it.
>>59061183
well any yank that isn't insecure as fuck and can handle the banter is welcome here lad
>>59061161
Was confused desu aha
>>59061003
check the addresses on the domestic bins
not saying they'll get there on time or even at all, but they'll have a good idea no matter how abstract the clues
>>59061299
you're just in time for winter
>>59061183
m8 I watch a 1 hour bbc programme this morning and Britian is dead
There's A LOT of literally mentally ill people where I live.
>saw a guy walking down the street with an can of beer in his hand
>he kept turning around and shouting "THERES NO BRITISH DOWN HERE, FUCK OFF YOU TERRORISTS. NO BRITISH, NO BRITISH ROUND HERE" at people that weren't there.
>saw a guy in the carpark of a pub, running around and screaming "GET AWAY FROM ME, LEAVE ME ALONE, GET AWAY, GET AWAY"
>saw an old lady walking past me when I was waiting for the bus, she seemed quite normal then she suddenly stopped right in front of me, stared at the floor and started talking to herself for literally 10 minutes. God knows how long she was there for I got on the bus as fast I could.
There's more, they're just the most recent.
>>59061310
>check the addresses on the domestic bins
don't think we do that in this country, only house numbers
at least I've never seen it
what does "posh tracer" mean
its my character in overwatch
>>59061299
you speak welsh?
>>59060302
>32
>no job
>not worked in 12 years
>no education beyond a few a-levels
>no gf, never had one
>last time i had sex was 14 years ago and that was the first and only time
>diagnosed depression, anxiety, psychosis, spd and avpd
>self harm issues
>suicidal, tried and failed too much if a coward to try again
>no friends
>don't keep in touch with family
>live in a shithole northern town
>criminal record for fraud & deception
>agoraphobic
>obese (21 stone)
>receding hairline
>shit hair
>shit face
>shit tattoo on my leg
>phimosis
>short sighted
>drink and drug problem
>£25k in debt and can't pay it
But at least I'm not Irish. What do I win?
listening to planxty lads
>flickr album lad
post some links la
>>59061268
Better than Baz Luhrmann's version of Romeo and Juliet where Mercutio is a black tranny.
>>59061268
social media was a mistake
>>59060755
no lad but i did vote ukip
>>59061335
British context indicates drugs rather than mental illness.
>>59061378
>What do I win?
you don't
>>59061335
i live near a loonie bin
some guy wakes me up daily at 6 am since he is always listening to his walkman and shouting the lyrics like hell
crazy that were different types humans living together at once.
imagine being a manlet homo floresiensis and running into a homo erectus shagging a neanderthal
>>59061417
luhrmann's mercutio is fucking gr8 m8
also the way he made the original script fit with the setting, it's a brilliant adaptation
>>59061268
made in some board room filled with depressed, out of touch middle aged cunts
>>59061417
No, just no.
>>59061478
there still are m8, theyre called abbos
>>59061478
sometimes when I am stroking my cat I think fucking hell this is literally a different creature to me, a different species
its like a fucking alien
>>59061353
well we have GPS now so all that is irrelevant anyway
Haven't had a wank in 8 days. When I was out for dinner earlier I couldn't stop looking at one of the waitresses. She must've been 19, tops, in a very short skirt with black tights on. She had legitimately big chebs as well. Normally I don't like big ones but she was thin and had a tight waist so it was all perfect.
Lenny Henry just won a lifetime achievement award
Well deserved
When are we finally going to stop fucking around and sort our lives out?
>when I am stroking my cat I think fucking hell this is literally a different creature to me, a different species
Neanderthal's actually took care of sick and disabled people
A bit shocking really. Scientists found skeletal remains that proved people with disabilities still lived long in neanderthal societies
>>59061329
That's not an accident. When it gets to your summer I want to give myself a run up to acclimatise.
>>59061357
I used to speak it like a spacker on meth when I was in school. I know the basic greetings still, never been able to write it very well at all. Welsh is mandatory to BTEC/GCSE level here, doesn't mean you have to learn it but if you want a good grade you have to at least try.
>>59061161
Calvados is my favourite drink of all time.
![Funny-Pictures-Of-Black-People-5-600x603[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/APOQqpF.jpg "Funny-Pictures-Of-Black-People-5-600x603[1]")
>>59061478
Still are.
>>59061183
i'd rather live in burgerland to be honest lad, grass is always greener and all that
if you hang up a st george's cross anywhere that isn't rural someone will complain and you'll get asked to take it down, not even joking
>posting pics of your daughters on flickr that other men will wank over
bit weird
VERY interesting
>>59061583
When the world stops fucking me over
>>59061551
>take out phone (if it hasn't run out)
>get on google maps
>fix takes half an hour because you're on mobile network
also I think the ambulance operator GPS ability thing might be a myth, or just a rough estimation
There's a dead rat somewhere in my ceiling or floor. It fucking stinks.
RREEEEEE
I am the black knight
>2 hours before I have to go to bed to get up for work
Wish I was NEET again.
>>59061583
fuck off mum
>>59061378
>shit tattoo on my leg
show
>>59061648
*parries you*
>>59061620
>the middle one
N I C E
I
C
E
Why is american public transportation so shit unless you live in a big city?
>>59061620
wew
>>59061652
>girl in the back mirin dat ass
>>59061621
of course you will never learn this in school...
>>59061479
I cringed throughout the whole thing 2bh.
>>59061598
neanderthals were ancient white people they were literally bred out of existence by us (niggers)
>>59061299
Where are you moving there?
>>59061652
I don't.
All that time but nothing to do, no money and no human contact.
Going to work is still the next worst thing though.
>>59061620
Know a girl whose dad posted a picture on Facebook of her sunbathing on their apartment balcony with her bikini bottoms pulled right up her arse showing off tanlines.
>>59061680
caralad
>>59061744
he's dead >:)
>>59061744
not me
>>59061764
not dead
>>59061764
oh alri
>>59061620
Remember the days when the only embarrassing photos of you existed on a bit of card, stored in a biscuit tin at your mum and dads house.
>>59061782
what a ridiculous place
I want one
>>59061652
what are you working as
>>59061791
should have double tapped FUCK
>>59061606
Aldi had in on special offer, pretty good stuff
>>59061719
yep. literally cucked out of existence
>>59061782
might save this to my comfy directory
>>59059409
>bit hot
You haven't seen the heat here.
And it's not even summer yet
>>59061782
this looks fairly comfy but i'm also getting a serial killer feel to it
like it seems like a place where there is a serial killer who disappears into the woods in the daytime and then kills people at night
some of these houses look very onimous
this in turn makes it not comfy at all
>>59061733
>All that time but nothing to do, no money and no human contact.
Drugs famalam. Not being stressed 24/7 was also nice.
>>59061810
Stock manager in a warehouse.
>>59061803
Feel bad for normies and those with a loving family, having embarassing photos spread everywhere.
I have no friends or family and haven't been in a photo since I was a kid, but at least there's no record at all when I get blind drunk in my room and vomit all over myself.
you ever squeeze your own arse gently and imagine it's a girl's arse?
haha, me neither
>>59061791
unban me on the choob
>>59061764
pretty sure I killed you the last time we met
>>59061823
>Aldi
get out of here you rich cunt
>>59061820
do NOT try to fight me i'll make youtube videos with my entire family insulting yours for days on end in shite quality motherfucker
>>59061875
ye i'm good fuck that
>in 100 years your great great grand children are going to look through your Facebook timeline and see you were an absolute degenerate/boring cunt
>>59061889
>Stock manager in a warehouse.
did you have to acquire higher education to become such a manager?
>>59061906
Kind of.
>>59061726
Melbourne, not entirely sure what to expect. I've been told on /pol/ I can expect to check my privilege every day.
>>59061823
First time I ever got wasted in public was at 17 when I finished my University of York interview, went back to my travel lodge and drank calvados all night with my friend and then wandered into the city alone at 2am to explore and came back with some pitta bred from a pakishop. Ever since that night I've had a soft spot for calvados because it was hilarious and naive.
>>59061954
>having offspring
Fuck off breeder
>>59061954
>your great grand children
don't think that'll be a problem lad
monthy python is shit
>knights that go ni
just dont get it
>>59061982
MP are overrated. stewart lee is where it's at
>>59061891
>have no friends or family and haven't been in a photo since I was a kid
Similar.
In a way, I'm glad. Fucking hate the fact you can't go about your business without some faggot whipping out a smart phone and taking a picture of everything.
>>59062013
why are you moving there?
why did the ussr collapse lads
>tfw no photos of me exist
>tfw I have never had any social media
>tfw I have never signed up to anything using my real name/real details
>tfw I rarely leave the house
>tfw my mums friends are shocked when they find out she has a son
>tfw spoke to maybe 10 people max in secondary school
>tfw I practically don't exist
Kind of a good feel, kind of a bad feel
>>59061906
I spoonfuck my pillow on a morning and imagine it's Lucy Pinder.
Then I open my eyes and see the stains and ask myself what the fuck went wrong
>>59062081
because it was fucking shit
thank god it collapsed
god bless the russian empire
>>59062088
>spoke to maybe 10 people max in secondary school
FONT
>>59062075
My wife's son has a medical condition that requires dry air to help him breathe.
>>59062013
what makes you move to oz?
>>59062081
because it was shit
>>59062013
>melbourne
you know i've thought about it somewhat and maybe for a foreign person it could be okay but in my case they'd hear the accent and chase me with with pitchforks and burning hot lattes
>>59062088
So what you're saying is nobody will miss you?
>>59061908
keep talking next time we meet you'll be dead
>>59061935
coming to leiden to fuck you up cunt
>>59062045
Blasphemy.
>>59062075
Is this some sort of NSA datamining operation or have I been on /pol/ too much again.
good days
>>59062013
Good luck. I've seen Aussies on here taking the piss but only heard good things in real life.
>>59062155
fuck sake you cunt i'm just interested
>>59062036
there is nothing to get its not social commentary or anything
>Tens of thousands of Indian/Chinese restaurants in the UK
>99% of them are the same, greasy, Westernised shit types
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>>59061957
Kind of. I was studying medicine but I dropped out.
My boss loves me and thinks that because I went to uni I must be a genius and puts me up for every promotion without even asking me. It's kind of sad how out of touch with reality he is.
>>59062003
someone posted in /brit/ a couple of months back how they found out their new gf had sex with an England rugby player when she was in uni.
that would've disgusted me.
>>59062143
>but in my case they'd hear the accent and chase me with with pitchforks and burning hot lattes
What does this mean Bruce?
Just got an app that tells me which planets I can see. It's pretty nifty, it says I can see Jupiter. I'm a flat earther so I think it's all codswallop but it's nice to look at and pretend.
slither.io
>>59062168
gun need better banter than that lad
>>59062123
the russian empire was certainly better but there was a reason it collapsed too
>>59062218
>Kind of. I was studying medicine but I dropped out.
Fucks sake m8, you could have ben liing the good life, dossing around outside Downing Street bitching about your contract
>>59061935
You sure?
You might like it. Great beach weather tough
>>59062151
>keep talking next time we meet you'll be dead
doubt it
>I'm a flat earther
>>59062268
>there was a reason
>>59062281
p much live on the beach and i still don't go there
>know an extremely qt girl
>she's smart, but it's like she doesn't know it
>she goes for shit tier manual labour jobs
How do I tell her she should go for something better without offending her? Like she shouldn't be working in a factory desu
>>59062168
Why is everyone wearing a fat?
Why are they all attractive, thin white people?
Trees don't grow like that and the scientfic ability to set it up is incongruous with the carriages.
Troublesome pic
>>59062324
kek
stopped caring about birds' previous sexual experiences after i lost my virginity tbqh
>>59062268
>there was a reason
It was LITERALLY done by Jews who hated Russians and hated Christianity
>>59062190
>>59062138
>>59062075
I'm going on a working holiday visa. I've got some savings and I just wanted to leave the country. I love Wales but I haven't left the UK in 8 years, somewhere new would be nice. I've got a couple friends and even some family in Aus so even if I go full autismo I'll still have some friends off the bat.
>>59062130
>pic related
Holy fuck it's still fucking hot
>>59062088
How old are you now?
When was your last face to face conversation with a non family member?
>>59062374
when the FUCK are you going back to canada
>>59062344
Ask her what her plans for the future are. If she doesn't give an ambitious enough answer, ask if she ever thought of going to uni or becoming a manager or something
>>59062409
literally in 12 hours
>>59062383
how does that even work?
is it a visa for normies who work on weekdays and then go partying then travelling on the weekends?
>>59062374
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>>59062324
lel
well, they also got raped by the Germans, the British and French held their ground
I've never cared about how many lads a girls fucked desu, I just think it'd be an extremely beautiful experience to take each other's virginities.
de jooooz
its 10pm, what the fuck are you doing with ur lives brit?
>watching monster musume myself
>>59062394
>Holy fuck
FOY
>>59062436
It's to pick fruits in a plantation
>>59062456
spidere > birde
>>59062338
Wouldn't be surprised.
Weather there must be all rain and clouds and rarely sunny. Kind if like England.
Here it's almost necessary you go to the beach
the russian empire was a beautiful, cosy country that was ruined by jews and their giant political experiment
now both the country and the people look like shit
>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
reinforcements incoming
>>59062447
It really isn't beautiful, it's damn awkward. Especially when the guys only watched porn and think that'll help.
>>59062383
fair enough, have fun lad. Don't become an aus-teir shiposters tho
>>59062496
>the people look like shit
not the females
>>59062401
I'm 19
Last spoke to my friends yesterday, I got stoned while they played red arse. I go out and have a social life, it's just that people don't know who I am.
>>59062427
flying a drone into your plane
>>59062493
27 degrees is plenty hot for the beach 2bh its just full of fucking germans
>>59062535
thats because the females were never in WW1/WW2
>>59062456
About to watching kuma miko lad
never forget the russian empire lads
>>59062394
What's the temperature?
Always wanted to ask you guys what you see as hot
going to watch all of yes minister
>>59062270
I really didn't fit in at uni. My lectures were filled with turbo normies and chinks.
I don't speak normie or mandarin so I threw in the towel.
I'm tempted to go back now and try my hand at it but I've got decent job security here.
>>59062456
Looking at food for my plants that I may buy.
>lol i'm 19 and my life is fucked xD
>Russia went shit after communism
>tfw have family photos from the russian empire (around early 1900 i assume)
>tfw people looked different back then
>>59062584
it was 22 degrees today and it was very hot
>>59062436
Pretty sure you can do whatever work wise. Most people probably do farm or bar work just to pay for travelling though.
>>59062584
It's 18 degrees and it's 10pm.
Was an unbearable 25 degrees earlier today.
>>59062624
show us
>>59062436
>12 month visa
>have to be under 31
>right to work
>have to sign form saying your work will be to supplement a holiday, you aren't there primarily for a job
>cannot work more than 6 months with each employer
>can not work the entire time if I choose
>>59062534
Mate I'm more worried that when I'm out there I won't live up to the flag's heritage I'm thinking of getting a VPN.
new thread when
>>59062244
i sound like a bogan desu
>>59062568
thankfully
>>59062547
>27
That's fucking winter here. At summer it's average 43
>>59062463
>I haven't seen you in a really long time
>I see you've been working out
>>59062624
post them lad
>>59062666
>43
this kills the white man
>>59062477
bird > horse > spirder > POWER GAP > CIA > everyone else
>>59062685
>>59062648
no clue where they are lads, would if I could
>>59062654
What even are bogans? Just poor white Australians?
are there any italians here?
do we still call them dolmios?
>>59062666
>43 degrees
Fuck that. Seriously, Fuck. That.
If it ever got that hot in this country, so many people would literally die.
>they will never get to fly on a Concorde
plebs really missed out
>>59062720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c
>>59062712
cocktease
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>59062593
has the queen not banned them yet? i thought she said she was banning all pschoactive agents.
also what the fuck is that flag, looks like something out of 50/50
>>59062666
43 is too hot to actually survive
if it goes over 30 I am no longer comfortable and I quite enjoy the heat
lads why dont we just all move to siberia and rebuild the russian empire?
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/668073/Vladimir-Putin-offers-disillusioned-British-citizens-free-land-in-Russia
>>59062756
did the plane do the flying?
>>59062720
rural
well actually rural is different again but nobody likes it anyway i sound uncouth
>>59062764
>says the literal gypsy
>2/3 restaurants don't survive a year
Holy shit
>>59062642
>>59062645
>22
>25
Holy mother of everything
It's as I expected. That shit is practically winter for us. We only get that at cold nights. Would be freezing at that point and would even reach 10 degrees somtimes.
Summer is coming now. Can't wait for 40 degree weather. Never leaving the water when I go to the beach. Somtimes gets so hot the trees would start smoking
>>59062771
>has the queen not banned them yet?
26th of May is the revised deadline. Legal to buy and or sell them up until that date and legal to possess them after that date provided you bought them before the 26th.
>>59062756
Why did they stop using Concordes? Money?
This is definitely a night to leave all the windows open
>>59062764
>white: gipsy
>>59062830
>implying romania won't be racially pure within a few years when all the gypsies leave for britain
>>59062764
>60%
you realise thats pretty good right?
new york is something like 30%
>>59062777
the russian federation is just a shitty leftover of the soviet union
there's nothing left to save/rebuild
>>59062825
Might move there and become a bogan 2bh. Better than becoming a Muslim here
>>59062857
>>59062857
>>59062857
New
>mfw listening to brits complain about 20 degrees
>>59062777
I would actually go if enough people were game
create our own little mountain community. be v nice, whats 5 years anyway
>>59062885
>when all the gypsies leave for britain
you mean empty?
>>59062841
10-14 degrees is my ultra comfy temperature
>>59062873
>>59062873
>>59062913
you need to get out
>>59062706
>>59062733
>>59062772
Yeah I read once that france got hit with somthing similar and alot of people died.
Shit dude 40 is like normal for me. Love sitting in my car and just let the heat surround me. Doesn't burn me just like bake and I love the feeling
THE
>two samples of Smallpox are still kept securely in labs in Atlanta and Russia
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>>59062968
>Oh sure, this thread wont get deleted
>>59063167
>Show me the bit with nudity
Called it. Didn't even report the thread, that's how much I new this was coming.
gf and me
>>59063359
>>59063359
>>59063359
New
Don't enjoy janny baiting with new threads 2bh
he can't keep getting away with it
Can someone add Leicester?
Little fucking Janny jobsworth twat
>>59061417
that mercutio is a sick portrayal of the character, and he isn't a tranny he just goes to the costume party in drag because he's banterous as fuck
>>59060429
why did i laugh so hard at this
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