>go to America
>step out of airport
>see this
>"Well howdy, shoog! Y'look starvin'. Why don'tcha hop in mah wagon and we'll rustle up some grub. Hope ya like grits and possum. Cornbread too if y'play yer cards right! Mama's kookier than a three-legged prairie dog but hoo-whee! She sure do know how t'fix a mean supper! Maybe later we can pop some varmints out back with m'daddy's Bushmaster. Now don't that sound fun?"
How would someone from your country respond?
>>59054053
i have big cums
No spik inlich
>>59054053
Yeah go for it
>>59054053
Violent rape
>>59054053
I am so fucking hard right now
>>59054053
wew lad
wan make sum fuk? i suk ur clit ;)
to be honest I don't think someone from my country would be able to hear me and the cowgirl talking in america
>>59054053
>follow her to her home
>get mutilated and tortured as offering to a random rogue cult
no thanks fami
Pretty racist, man.
how good is my english if I understood that 99%
>>59054053
Yes. I am shook.
y-you too...
>go out to do field work like that
>get chiggers all over your body
>emergency room tier sun burn
>cuts everywhere
>no gloves to prevent blisters
What's stupid bitch.
why are you talking like a movie from the 1950s????
>>59054053
Well howdy partner! That sounds almost too good to be true, may I ask if you have any ulterior motives?
>>59056262
pleb
>yfw country chicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZvpHwoQfqk
>bushmaster
Fuck off foreigner
>>59054053
It can be a trap
Yeah no thanks.
>>59056898
>when Europeans literally can't comprehend a random stranger being friendly to you
>>59057101
Bless your heart gringo
>>59054053
I hope this happens to me next week. What are the chances of this in Colorado, though?
>>59054053
Do I get to "milk" the "cow"?
>*my mouth starts watering and start sweating like a pig*
>awkwardly touch her hair and put both of my fingers inside her mouth.
>polity accept her invitation and offer her half of the gum I'm chewing.
>
>>59057417
Real rednecks don't exist anywhere outside of the deep south, so no chance of that. However, Colorado is full of nice liberal hipsters who will be friendly to you like that, and probably offer to share a joint with you.
>>59057334
It just seems unreasonably excessive considering we've never met.
>>59054053
this is obviously a con and she's the hook
t. eastern europe life education
>>59057417
depends on where you will be in colorado. east colorado will probably give you a better chance than west colorado.
>>59057806
Yeah this is what I'm talking about
This is something European minds are literally incapable of comprehending
It's cute
>>59057334
Is this normal where you live ?
>>59057806
>mfw Europeans act nice to people they only know
How many friends do you have?
>>59057883
Are you seriously, unironically implying that it's normal to invite someone you never met before in your entire life TO YOUR HOUSE FOR DINNER?
>>59057882
Texans were once known for being very "neighborly". Not sure if things are the same these days though.
>>59057882
Yes
It's abnormal to be standoffish, it's ok not to talk to everyone you see but if you react negatively to people showing random kindness you're seen as weird and rude
It's why we see German tourists as fucking assholes
>>59057957
If they seem like a fast friend or a qt who want som fucque then absolutely.
Is Europe really this on-their-toes about hospitality?
>>59057957
If you've been talking to them for a few minutes then you've met them and then yes, it's normal
>>59058012
Seems like the best way to wake up in a bathtub full of ice
>>59054053
what im suspicious about is why the fuck is some redneck girl standing outside o'hare airport inviting people to dinner
>>59054053
u fuckin wot m8?
>>59057957
No, don't put words in my mouth please. It is common American courtesy to be nice to someone at the first meeting as to make a good impression and hopefully to become friends.
>inviting someone to dinner
No, I invite people to parties but not dinners
>>59058088
Why are Europeans so paranoid?
>>59058133
>It is common American courtesy to be nice to someone at the first meeting as to make a good impression and hopefully to become friends
He was talking about inviting strangers to dinner in the first place
>>59058164
Never seen Hostel?
>>59058164
Have you seen the movie Hostel
That's an accurate representation of all of Europe
The slang is a bit mixed up but I guess it does the job
>>59057880
Maybe if she wanted to get some coffee or something. I definitely wouldn't want to shoot live ammo with someone I don't even know, what if they're a psychopath?
>>59058209
From what? I made a comment to defend >>59057334 , I didn't mention OP at all
This is what normie southerners listen to
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8PvebsWcpto
>>59058088
>this is the norm in Europe
>>59057882
>be surrounded by Mongols to the east, Muslims to the south, Vikings to the north, and Sharks to the west
>be so uppity about your survival against their onslaughts that you accidentally colonize half the world in the process
>now seem more threatened than ever, with all of those people striking into the heart of Europe
Gee, I wonder why we'd be a little less naive.
>>59058275
What if the person passing you on the street or sitting next to you on the bus has a knife and is a psychopath?
Why are Europeans so paranoid?
>>59058164
That's how we are, slow to trust but when it happens we can be very close friends, while I see you as very "welcoming" but extremely hypocritical, never really making friends, only acquaintances
Think this has to do with both climate (all latinos are like that) and lever of urbanisation (peasants are usually more welcoming)
>>59058300
Good shit tBh.
I remember back when everyone was listening to this song here
>>59058300
Very accurate sadly
>>59056140
kek
>real rednecks
>friendly
this is some nope tier shit. you are confusing them with christians who are 50% of the time friendly.
real rednecks are very xenophobic.
>>59058356
??????
Let me tell you about the customs of your country: the post
I'm close with all of my friends, many of them I met casually by just saying "hey, what's up"
>>59054053
Yeah, no, I'd rather be alive than cut up and buried in someone's backyard.
>>59058471
That's how we view you you triple nigger, not saying it's an absolute truth
>>59058300
Brother, I loved this song
>>59058356
I was just at a party last night smashing brews with like 50 people I consider good enough friends to let stay at my house even though like half of them I only vaguely know through other friends simply because I can't intimately know all of them
Implying Americans "never really make friends" is the exact opposite of the truth
>>59058335
Have to trust the lord has your back on that one. If it's something I might be able to prevent however, I should calculate the risks.
>>59057957
Yes, here works like that too.
>>59058560
This, preach it man.
>>59058560
>I consider good enough friends to let stay at my house even though like half of them I only vaguely know through other friends simply because I can't intimately know all of them
You kind of just proved my point
>>59054053
Yes?
>>59058595
Good thinking, basically don't talk to anyone ever then
Then again you're like almost Finnish so that's probably actually the norm there
Frightening
>>59058061
>>59058065
>>59058133
You don't go up to a stranger in an airport and ask them for dinner. That doesn't happen
>>59058560
You proved the Frenchman.
I want a Texan gf
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nGIUtLO_x8g
>>59058633
By saying the only reason they aren't really close friends is because I simply don't have the time in my life to make and have that many?
Ok
>>59054053
>How would someone from your country respond?
Excuse me khanum, where's the nearest tea house?
>>59058665
I'm just trying to get murdered, like I said if she asked me out for coffee I'd definitely say yes.
>>59058673
We know, unless it's some qt girl and we wanna fug
>>59058722
Exactly, they aren't friends, they're acquaintances
>>59054053
Y-you too, m-ma'am
*tips Stetson*
>>59058356
I understand how you guys are, and that's fine, but we're not super shallow or anything like that.
Friendships here are just as deep as those in Europe, but you can normally tell if you're friends with someone once you can stop being overly polite and start affectionately trading insults.
>>59058471
>2016
>speaking to people
>not apologising seven times for talking to them and possibly disrupting their day
sorry i'm so sorry sorry it's just, nevermind sorry
>>59058356
Why do you have such a weird definition of friends? Being nice to people isn't a right only close friends enjoy.
How is us being friendly so incomprehensible to Europeans?
>>59054053
those tits are so damn fake
>>59058708
Again, a good portion of the people there I've known for years, I know them intimately, I know their families, we hang out regularly, we go to each other for help
I simply can't have this relationship with every single person I meet, that doesn't mean they aren't welcome to come stay over and have me cook for them, just be chill and we're good
>>59058755
Hey Anon, wanna have sex?
>>59058768
the ones that aren't friends are acquaintances, the rest are friends
Meanwhile in France you have a friend or two and then there's "excuse me who the fuck are you please go away"
>>59058768
Yea, but you said,
>That's how we are, slow to trust but when it happens we can be very close friends
Do we not have close friends? At least by being kind and nice, we have a higher chance of finding people that we like and enjoy being around and for the people we don't really like as much as our close friends, we still treat them as friends.
Do people in Europe only have few friends?
>>59058788
Those tits are American God dammit
>>59058770
>affectionately trading insults
>meaning you and Chad call each other Homos while gazing into each other's eyes and drinking some "cold ones" by the creek
>>59058952
america is fake?
>>59058900
Nah that's more like Finland, or maybe the north
In the south they're more open but not invite random strangers to dinner tier
>>59058712
>Spics
>Texan
>>59058949
Yeah I went too far on that one, and the 4chan format isn't really good to read over your post and correct it so I usually just send the rough draft
Obviously you can make close friends as well
>>59058949
got 1 best friend and maybe 3 friends
why have meaningless friendships
>>59058900
>inviting people to dinner
>>59058979
America is big and beautiful
>>59059102
>implying any friendship is meaningless
Coldhearted Brits
>>59059107
Well in your country I understand why you wouldn't because people there have very explosive personalities
>>59057883
> impliying all Europe is the same.
Like Asspain or Italy have something to do with the northern retardness and autism
>>59059184
We take them to restaurants, you cuckold.
>>59059102
>Meaninglessness friendships
Wtf are you talking about, I have like 15 best friends and dozens of other close friends and I met almost all of them by random chance and to my other friends that I'm not break attached to, I still value their friendship and still invite them to parties/hunting/barbeque
>>59059251
I like this guy
>>59059251
Ah right excuse me, it would be rude to bring a bomb into someone's home, you take them to restaurants
>>59058768
He's saying that while there were many close friends at the party, there were also many people who, while not especially close, are people he still trusts to stay at his house.
Basically, even if he doesn't know each and every one of them too well, they're still all good friends he can trust.
When I first arrived here in Argentina and talked to sttangers I got invitations to dinner, phone numbers in case I needed help.
You Euros are just autistic.
>>59059251
What would happen if Islamabad elected an English mayor?
>>59059280
And you take time to be here with us.kek
>>59059382
Yea, I love /int/ , /b/, and /pol/ it's no different to me than video games and I go on it every free time I get
>>59059184
>>59059280
if you have the same relationship with 15 people it isn't special
quality over quantity
the friends i do have are gr8, me and my best friend clip each others toenails and shit
>>59056689
fluent as fuck
>>59059452
I shouldn't have admitted that
>>59059343
See, you're calling them good friends just because he trusts them to stay at his house
That's called an acquaintance, and letting them stay at your house is expected in a civilized country
>>59059379
Absolutely nothing.
Can anyone understand this?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AIZgw09CG9E
>>59059473
Who says? My best friends, I treat them like brothers
>>59059473
Lmao what logic is this
>you can't POSSIBLY have as meaningful of a friendship with all of those people as I do with my one friend
Brits are little fucking hermits Jesus
>>59058974
I was going for more:
>Me and Chad find creative insults while we play video games or drive around town, and high fiving each other when one of us gets a good burn.
Yours did make me kek though, so props for that.
>>59058868
takbir
>>59054053
Who the fuck are you and why the fuck are you talking to me like a retarded Australian.
>>59059554
but would you die for one of them? you're telling me you'd literally die for all 15 of your friends?
>>59059589
Allah is great
>>59054988
>fucking
Pretty rude for someone coming from Canada
>>59059506
Yeah that's kinda pathetic dude
Especially because you browse /pol/
Sorry about your life I guess
>>59059527
My acquaintances aren't my good friends, however I likely treat my acquaintances the same way you treat your good """""friends"""""
>>59059547
For the most part if I see their mouth moving and there's no any other noise going on I can understand it.
>>59059669
So you give brojobs to your acquaintances to wake them up in the morning ?
bit gay
>>59059650
Yea, I'm sure they'd do the same, if I ever need money or a place to stay, they help me out. If I ever get missing or get trapped in some country, they'd do everything in their power to save me, and I them.
>>59059800
>France
>Calling literally anybody else gay
OHHHHH HONHONHONHONHON
>>59059865
I knew the subtility of my shitpost would be lost on you
We don't eat possums.
>>59054053
armenian genocide has never happened
/pol/ isn't that bad, I don't really think people there are racist, and one of my black friends browses /pol/ all the time
>>59059922
I just really wanted to type HONHONHONHONHON
>>59058979
made by people wanting to make something good and beautiful
>>59059958
Step it up
>>59059836
that's standard shit m8 any good mate would do that. I mean like a mate you can go stealing with, or beating up disabled kids with. someone you can go raping with
>>59059938
>/pol/ isn't that bad, I don't really think people there are racist
>>59060086
Haha edgy British humor haha I love top gear and "jaffa cakes" haha
>>59058665
This is an excellent way to wait for a bus.
No meaningless and uncomfortable small talk, and optimal positions for lining up to step in in a proper manner.
>>59054053
Tell her she's attractive, but I'm already married to my cousin so I'll pass.
>>59060240
>implying i'm joking
better go ring up Randy and the boys and go fishing so you can talk about your recent girl troubles with Amanda
You're just so utterly homo sapien ew
Possum is terrible meat. Venison is much better.
>>59060476
VERY gay post lmao
>>59060240
>uh oh he's said things that make me feel strange, better call him edgy!
topkek
>>59057334
I can comprehend someone being an obnoxious asshole though which you Americans don't seem to be able to.
>>59057334
Nice meme but Americans never do that.
>>59060791
nice meme but you've never been to the US
>>59060791
Wouldn't you love to actually be able to visit and experience it
>>59057334
That's because everyone and their dog knows that americans are false and pretentious
>>59060738
Haha friends you can go raping with haha see it's funny because rape isn't seen as an ok to do and the humor lies in the edge of the joke haha!
Holy fuck Brits are literally the lamest dipshits I've ever spoken to
>>59060926
>have a good day :)
>ugh zese ztupid facking amerikans alvays being zo FAKE and PRETENTIOUS how DARE zey tell me to have a nice day
Germans
>>59054053
Hello there! How kind of you. Just let me get my backpack. Ops. My Socialist Party of Sweden membership slip fell out. I am a communnist you see. Hope that's not a problem :)
>>59060946
What triggered you ?
>>59061167
That will be a problem. Hospitality only extends to non-degenerates.
>>59061219
Huh? Also, I am a militant atheist.
>>59061219
*you have no money to take so i'll find my next "client" to lure into the trap with my boobs
>>59060946
>still thinking i'm joking
>repeating the same "haha im saying stuff ironically" meme again and again because lacking imagination
>GENUINELY using the word L A M E
holy fuck i thought it was just a meme
>>59061167
THE FUCK IT AINT BOY
>>59061242
The best I can give you is leftover meatloaf.
>>59061260
ANOTHER GAY AS FUCK BRITPOST WOW
>>59057334
I would not trust anybody doing that either, and I live in Georgia
>>59061309
>using the word gay as a hurtful pejorative
typical backwards burgertowner
there is nothing wrong with homosexuality
>>59057330
>not fucking a trap
faggot
>>59061309
lol all this reads to me is "i don't know what to say, better repeat the same shit again and again"
>>59061395
Gays can marry here. Still doesn't mean I won't call you a faggot.
>>59061395
CAN YOU PLEASE STOP
>>59061395
faggot
>>59061462
what you going to do? bomb me ?
oh yeah, i probably dont have enough oil!! hahaha rekt
>>59061435
actually it's read "I'm baiting for replies please give me attention"
>>59061456
>>59061474
>>59061565
You do have plenty of Muslims though. That's worth taking into consideration.
>>59054053
sorry i dont speak nigger
>>59061597
the funny thing is, is that americans actually seem to think they know stuff about comedy when they are renowned for having the most cringey autistic comedy in the world.
>>59061706
that's not nigger talk though
get your memes in order
>>59061644
بيعي ابنتك ل خمس من الإبل
>>59061872
Yeah, none of our comedy ever gets exported, it's sad. I bet you've ever heard of a show called The Simpsons.
>>59054053
Do a 180 and go back to Syria
>>59061872
Why do you insist on belittling us at every turn baka
>>59061872
i agree haha love dry British humor haha love Monty Python :)
>>59061872
You're so tsundere
>>59061941
>thinking that popularity denotes worth
american/10
>>59061978
i'm sorry senpai
>>59061979
>if it wasn't funny the first time, maybe it will be the 23rd! haha lol!
>>59061872
Getting some nice (you) there lad
>>59057334
>read american socially anxiety advice online
>go try it out in real life
>shit just doesnt work
>go to America
>step out of airport
>get shot
>>59062259
>go to Holland
>step out of airport
>end up in poland
Bail the fuck out because she's obviously trying to drag me into some shady shit
Who the fuck knows what these Rednecks would do to me.
>>59062614
She's not redneck, she's country. Big difference.
>>59062667
Sorry
White trash is the term then I should have used.
>>59061076
Thats how I feel while reading this thread desu
>>59060926
o rly? like you false and pretentious prime minister
>>59062729
why so ass hurt about americans being friendly towards you?
>>59062724
there you go
>>59054053
Ayy bby u want sum fuk
>>59060926
>Americans are the pretentious ones
"no"
>>59056140
>British """" phone service""""
>>59058665
the use hwan mass autism array against the Finns is truly the worst of the war crimes.
>ONLY ONE PICTURE OF A SOUTH AMERICAN GIRL
THE FUCK ARE YOU CUNTS DOING!?
ESPECIALLY YOU YANKS, FOR FUCK SAKE!
>>59063596
Kek
What?
le america meme
>>59064193
they're ugly
>>59061872
*Benny hill theme starts playing*
>>59064985
bollocks. stop lying
>>59057880
Comfortable with how it is in the UK desu, we're not HI OH MAH GAHD in your face American style but we're not fucking autistic like scandis and other euros.
>>59065218
when you think of a typical american, you're thinking of a southerner
fat and stupid
>>59057957
Do you really not do this?
No wonder it's called 'netherlands'
Is country music even popular at all outside of the US and Canada?
>>59065334
is it even popular outside of the south?
>>59065306
Don't lie to me, seppo!
Texas has a lot of qt girls with that adorable accent
>>59054053
sorri i cant speak
>>59065374
Country music is popular in all of rural America and rural Canada bud
It's all my local radio plays
>>59058868
fucking cunt
>>59065433
>bud
He's not your bud, pal.
>>59065128
>p-pls be my f-friend america
>>59065477
he's not your pal, mate
>>59065507
I'm not your mate, guy.
When I was a kid visiting the tourist sites in America some nice middle aged lady in a minivan gave us a ride.
Americans are good people desu.
