Me and your dad edition
crayon pop
anime
>>59055784
I know 'kill urself' and 'an hero' are thrown around quite a bit.
But let's be serious for a second.
This is not a joke, nor is it meant to be some kind of subversion or some shit, I'm seriously making a suggestion.
You should kill yourself, not in a jokey way, in an actual way. I want you to douse yourself in kerosene and light yourself on fire so you never make another cancerous post.
If you want, I can get in contact with you, help you end your life and later explain to your parents why we thought it was necessary. Even if their first reaction is to renounce their love for you, I'm sure they'll respect your memory as long as you do the right thing and end your life.
Be.
Dead.
no memes
Gf just sent me this
Currently in desperate need of a rugby gf
do u have to
do u have to
do u have to let it liiiingeeerrrrrr
motorised my bed
going to take this bad boy out on the motorway tonight, try and break some records
>>59055724
I know, BUT it was too dark in there with them on and my pockets are quite small and putting them on my collar is equally if not more douchey so what option did I have?
I'll just never go back into that branch of Tesco again.
It's going to be nightmare getting to sleep tonight.
kpop to be quite honest with you
>Muslims in Pakistan fund the construction of a Catholic Church after the previous one was destroyed in a monsoon
Monetised my bed
>>59055876
you need to own it
make it your thang
>>59055815
>>59055877
Drop something heavy on your head to help you drift off
>went to tesco today
>lots of qt girls wearing their pretty sun dresses
absolutely love women lads
summer is a good season
>>59055911
I'll just stay indoors from now on.
>>59055906
make sure you know where your enemy congregates
>>59055907
in hindsight this was the better business idea
Lost 11lbs since starting my job last month lads
Muscle tone seems to be improving as well
Gonna try to get in on loading and unloading the trucks as much as possible for the sake of extra exercise
on a haley cummings binge
LOVE her floppy tits
>Scottish "people"
http://camfuze.com/0happyhorn
Pretty degenerate desu
>LITERALLY a choice between a Rothschild Jew and a Paki Muslim
How can you even look yourselves in the mirror anymore?
>>59055965
that works too
*turns on vacuum cleaner*
*turns on electric drill*
*scratches nails on chalkboard*
*records sound of a jet taking off*
*distorts the fuck out of them*
WHEN I LOOK AT YOU
OH I BUT I DONT KNOW WHATS REAL
ONCE IN A WHILE AND YOU MAKE ME LAUGH
AND ILL SEE YOU TOMORROW
AND IT WONT BE LONG
ONCE IN A WHILE
THEN YOU TAKE ME DOWN
im gay
sometimes the question and the answer are the same thing
>sports? Nay good sir, watching grown men engage in children's pastimes on the television is far beneath my intelligence
Going to be busy as fuck everywhere tomorrow
Bloody hate bank holidays
>>59056024
keep it down
>>59056015
this desu
working that phone like a whore
>>59056026
Ur not special
Kyary
>>59056088
;_; wew
>>59056088
If he had tits and a fanny I'd fuck him and I'm straight
>>59056090
Kpop spamming twat
*lashes a couple of seaturtles*
adios, comrades
Gays of all varieties belong in mental institutions 2bh
>>59056070
nobody fall for this post.
IT'S NOT A BANK HOLIDAY TOMORROW
Me at the club
I love hearing about things happening all around the world
>>59056050
wew
*finishes another runt off with my drang hammers*
*tosses the corpse down into the pit*
another one for my mound, and another shackle for my collection
*laughs madly*
>mate said Kevin and Perry go large is a good film
>get to the part where they're getting bullied for being virgins
>I didn't expect these feels
>turn it off and feel lonely
Don't appreciate that one of the biggest philosophical and scientific questions of what makes a human a human was brought to an end because some women decided they needed more convenient lives
REALLY want to facefuck T. Swift several times a day for the rest of my life 2bh
>>59056223
Pastry eating shitdick
>tfw some dude tried me yesterday and I choked him out.
I took a shit in Ibiza
to tell /brit/ I had a poo
and when asked why did I bother
I said 'my life is a disaster'
and it was 'just something I do'
>>59056263
I wanna hatefuck her desu
>>59056238
>he's in 2016 and has not seen Kevin and Perry go large yet
did you have a shit childhood or something?
>>59056238
>not watching it until the triumphant ending where they shag birds
Kind of like your own life I guess
>>59056183
>Chris
Bigot
>>59056313
I can understand rough but why the hate?
reee
>>59056273
fuck up racist cunt
>>59056388
Cause she's a bitch duh
Just had a cum session
>>59056430
Genuinely can't tell if this is from a videogame or not
>>59056090
Kpop spamming twat
Been smoking in doors because I've been lazy to go to the front door. Walked in just then and my house literally smells like a proper smokers house now, fucking hell it kind of smells like shit, but it kind of smells good at the same time.
>>59056305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-8hh3Jt0Z8
>>59056127
not with those hands i wouldnae
Business idea:
Formally recognise the Caliphate that ISIS have created as a sovereign state. Then proceed to declare war on the state, and imprison any supporters of ISIS under Treason law.
Anyone up for a play fight?
>>59056518
how would you get money out of that?
anyone up for a sex fight
>>59056437
it clearly is you dolt
https://soundcloud.com/rozzdyliams/rozz-dyliams-suck-the-priests-dick?in=rozzdyliams/sets/rozz-dyliams-purpdogg-the-judas-cradle
*scouts for etsubatsu's*
>>59056539
Would that turn into sex fight
theres a light brown fog in my room from all the farting I've been doing
>>59056500
and the guy who choked him out went to jail
>>59056539
yeah go on
*knocks seven shades of shit out of you*
whoops haha
>>59056223
*batters you*
*puts you out to dry on my washing pole*
>>59056585
War economy and PMCs, like Metal Gear Solid told me
>>59056607
fuckinng LOL
>>59055957
>I'll never touch them anyway
not sure how I feel about this
>>59056640
can't tell if that's a video game or not
How do you live without killing yourself?
>>59056665
i've just come to terms with that
still appreciate how pretty they are
its what keeps me sane
>>59056588
Sure
>>59055957
>you will never pull their sundress down and get away with it
>>59056640
Genuinely can't tell if this is from a videogame or not
LADS
It's a very specific request, but does anyone know where I can get a shirt with the "you'd prefer an astronaut" album art on it? I've found black ones with the zebra, but I like the zebra on the green background like how it is in pic related more, It's an oddly aesthetic design desu.
>>59056669
what else is it going to be you lanky virgin
>>59056741
would cum in
>>59056744
Typical.
>>59056500
millenials
>>59056628
nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F87TsvIt4u4
post modern korean choreography
>>59056701
come to think of it, I did actually call some woman a fucking fat hog earlier today
pretty sure I did it yday too ... several times
>>59056776
make one on one of them sites
having a shower lads brb
Don't make a new without me
Going to watch groundhog day tonight
Wish there was some sort of anime thing in my town so I could go and laugh at all the sweaty virgins, and then talk about anime
>>59056841
Going to watch groundhog day tonight
>>59056718
I imagine that rate is massively inflated by people who did useless degrees
>>59056803
listening to Cocteau Twins
would I be allowed? Is it not copyright infringement or some shit?
Anyone else got tye baftas on?
want a hairy gf
Waiting for mum to bring back KFC
>>59056931
shit are you me I was just listening to Victorialand
>>59055784
>>59056936
aren't baftas in february before the oscars
Anyone want to hold hands and watch the sun set? jw
>>59056906
they should cunt him up for stealing that bike 2bhwy
>>59056070
not
>>59056986
Might watch this again
I couldn't do it last time, too much cringe
>>59057018
only if you're a girl
>>59056893
yea lad same i think i'd be the king of betas there
>google images "etsubatsu"
>one of the high up results is the image of lewis hamilton wearing a fedora that lanc always uses
kek
>>59056938
post more
>>59056090
Kpop spamming twat
>>59057043
Same here, I've mainly stopped watching anime though
>>59056841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxZvLRPF2j0
>>59057072
fucking kek
*bullies you*
>>59056744
>Checks flag
>It checks out
>>59055957
Fucking despise summer just because of this. All around me are pretty young birds with their sun-kissed bare legs in denim shorts, and seductive crop tops.
Why would you want to be constantly reminded of your own virginity? Tantalised and teased by our beautiful English women whom I will NEVER make love to?
"You can look, but never touch".
REEEE I JUST WANNA FUCC
>>59057120
*enjoys it*
>>59057121
MEEENMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>check flag
>posting anime and kpop
checks out
>>59057120
Stop pls
>>59057136
take it you slut
>>59057018
only if you're a boy
>people actually find aussies funny
>>59057132
you can look but you can also talk to and then maybe fucc
idiot. no girl is going to let you fucc her without knowing you.
>check flag
>fat retarded and not funny
checks out
>>59057132
i've just accepted it at this point. it cools the pain.
>>59057166
*submits completely*
the power of christ compels you
the power of christ propels you
>>59057221
post machines
>>59057132
>beautiful English women
>beautiful
>>59057167
yep x
What's your resting heart rate? Mine is 60
![1445891889394s[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JmXK0Vy.jpg "1445891889394s[1].jpg")
>the power of christ compels you
>>59057270
102 here
>>59057190
you seem to be on /brit/ all day
pretty shite holiday 2bh
>>59055994
Her preggo video was fucking incredible
I NEED to fuck a woman like that
>>59057296
delet this
the gf
>>59057273
>mashallah
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=872_1462382358
F U C K
T
H
A
T
>>59057270
I never rest.
>>59057132
>Why would you want to be constantly reminded of your own virginity
because some of us aren't virgins lad
>>59057265
Fuck off paki
>>59056938
Met a qt with "hairy" forearms. They weren't really hairy, but you could see hair on them, which seems to be exceptionally rare these days. I wanted to remark on it because I found it cute but I was worried she would become self-conscious about it, so I didn't.
>>59057116
dat reference shoe
>>59057077
janny can't complain since she's british
need songs that are about musicians struggling to live with the anonymity and depressive existentialism of bustling cities that they need to satisfy their creativity
>>59057366
GONT
>>59057257
is the pigeon still there?
*enters /brit/*
god save the queen
>>59057265
Rasheed
>>59057270
That seems low
>>59057292
That seems high
>>59057320
>£45,000
>1 hug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn5aqb-mN3Q
really opened my eyes lads
>>59057411
from the thumbnail it looks like shes sucking a dick
>>59057411
the last time a German entered Britain they got shot down by the RAF lad.
>>59057404
Got you senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f712UmUYHyA
>>59057441
bloody hell it's gone up
>>59057265
I think it's well established by now that the pathetic runts who spam anime are exclusively pakis.
>>59057376
don't get it
>20 mins and no one replies to me with rasheed
Fucks sake lads I miss it
>>59057296
quite worn out at this point, not much else i want to do
>>59057407
nah got rid last night with a sneaky invention - had a dustban and brush with a long handle so wrapped a plastic bag around the dustpan and brushed it in, then just peeled the bag off so i didn't have to touch it
then i just put it in a bin outside
well /brit/?
>>59057368
Shut up mate all around the world English people are known for being ugly
bought some "ripe and ready" pears from sainsbury's like 3-4 days ago, they're still rock fucking solid
countries going to the dogs
>>59057510
I honestly think I'm too old to understand this 2bh
might bomb a kyary concert
Starting to worry that my pineal gland really is calcified.
>>59057501
>>59057510
AHAHAHHhahhHahHhHhahhahHahhzahHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHhhahahahahah
>>59057510
idgi xD
made diner
>>59057510
Shredder xDDDDDD
>>59057508
ah well, at least you got rid of it
>>59057510
haha
when i go to bed tonight my plan is to be as comfy as homer is in this picture
>>59057547
more targets at a kpop concert
>>59057547
told the police
>tfw you can't find a good download for Naughty Natural
>>59057491
>>59057419
>so hot
>>59057510
haha shredder amirite
>>59057568
is he okay?
little gypsy faggot ran up my step brother and slapped him across the face, we broke his nose and went to the chip shop
>>59057558
can I come eat there? haha!
>>59057503
did you kill caralad btw??
>>59057568
That level of comfy can only be achieved when you wake up in the morning and realise you have no obligations for the day.
>>59057616
Missed your chance to kill him desu
actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
>>59057616
all me
>>59057510
here come dem bois
>>59057647
when it's everyday it's shit
>>59057366
Even if I wasn't, I wouldn't be at rest until I've had casual summer sex with some slags on par with those I've been seeing lately
>>59057616
just told the police
>>59057474
Lisicki you're a member of Labour yeah?
I have a complete disregard for human life
>>59057641
n-no
Business idea: match with munters on snapchat just to leave them hanging to feel better about yourself
>>59057616
>>59057656
Mean.
>>59057667
there are some proper crets in this country tbf
>>59057667
so fucking grim lmao
>>59057531
Not really, it's just pakis and other third worlders who say that.
>>59057700
it's okay mate, every other human life has a complete disregard for ireland
>>59057682
Goin' through that now 2bh.
Might do a wank to Sophie 2bh lads
>>59057510
i get it
going to break 3000kcal today wew.
Will sort my act out tomorrow haha
>>59057698
doxable info
>>59057703
ok I believe you. Just hold still for a sec
me in the middle
your mum on the left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhJfJsn00-M
>>59057711
Matteo
Wish I was an alcoholic author.
>>59057729
Yeah because Germans and French say a lot of good things about English women
who /radiohead/ here
>>59057499
shoe in the middle of the room, to coordinate their moves while dancing
Never had a thought that was cliched
>>59057862
had a finnish person staying here . missed my chance to ask her to fugg :DD
>>59057776
Why hasn't Corbyn resigned yet?
>>59057901
How so pham?
who /revising/ here
>>59057918
Airbnb ?
>Hot English women
Took some uppers last night and did 1 solid wank from 11pm-7am
>>59057949
He'll straggle along for a while
>>59057860
Are German women even that attractive? Don't post a picture of ONE attractive German women either.
>>59057896
now I feel silly for not knowing that
>>59057955
Nah, realised I'm going to fail the test any so yeah
>>59057896
based ruski brother
you should come to kgp and post with us sometime
>>>/mu/64692064
>>59057955
Finished 2 weeks ago so nope.
>>59057949
because these recent elections provided good results?
Is This It For The English Race?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNGAa0Gcm-g
>>59057989
yes they are
>>59057896
doesnt seem like it helps. they're off by a bout a foot anyway
>ONE attractive German women
ugh
>>59057989
I would say that they are, having been there
>>59058025
??? They were a disaster
>>59057972
Christ ALL I WANT IN LIFE is to get a BLOWJOB from a 40 YEAR OLD MILF
WHY is life so full of SUFFERING?
what are some interesting youtube video channels when you're bored
anything really, i could do with a laugh
>>59057989
10 times better than English women
aspetta fino a 9:30 per il film
>>59057860
They don't. The only ''Germans'' and ''French'' who do are salty shitskins such as yourself.
>This desperate paki going all out
Mate, you spam anime on 4chan, your opinion was discarded long ago.
