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qt slags in panties edition :p
crayon pop
/germanic/
>>59050534
also, qt black girl
>You didn't know it but you were the fish along
karen
leelee
Kyary
kpop desu
>tfw no qt white family
kpop desu lads
>>59052741
>completing the pokedex isn't very impressive
kys
>>59052762
literally don't understand kpop they look pretty gay
Why is the so-called Islamic State, called Islamic?
They are far from Islamic. I should know this because the only Muslim I've ever interacted with is the owner of a corner shop
Reckoner & Let Down are the two best Radiohead songs of all time imo
Me n the mandem
>>59050577
>>59050534
I was before you faggots
>>59052756
>>59052762
>>59052771
>>59052808
he would behead you giving the chance
>>59052813
post cock t b h
>>59052807
Okay but what has that got to do with Kyary?
>mfw KHAN'D
>>59052785
That's quite a dysfunctional family in your picture
>>59050280
>/brit/
Why this threads are always full of depressive/suicidal people?
>>59050280
>tfw one of the biggest slag contributors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpX8trRqbuA
>>59052862
racist
>>59052877
nonce
our anjem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5VoAgJBybg
anyone want to be my gf
preferably petite, white and have a nice smile
>>59052843
i would behead you given the chance
>>59052914
>2016
>not being a nonce
are you fucking kidding me?
think caralads gone and done a kill self
shame
now if only crayon pop would do the same...
ratio is getting low lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9YaFXdk8gI
cigar banter
>>59052941
>given the chance
you'll never get a chance considering I would level you the fuck out you scrawny paki prick
>>59051600
Have a cry when you've walked a bit then... I push those dogmas, that I'm going to be alone forever and that I'd be better off dead, onto myself aswell. But it's that noise that you need to listen to, deeply. Negative thoughts and feelings need to be processed so that they'll be allowed to shape into something else. Walking...
>>59052873
Bog off, Rico.
>tfw having to clean the dead runts out the runt tank
>tfw they've run out of (you) at the runt shop
>tfw runt farms are having a poor harvest this season
>inb4 fuck off pakpak
essex boi on holiday tbqhwym8
>tfw I met an 8/10 racist qt virgin and didn't go for it
>she's no longer a virgin
haha kill me now
>>59052934
black pigeon speaks
why are there so many of these people online but none in real world politics
why is kyary so fucking ugly
>>59053032
Are you a virgin?
>tfw zero willies are currently in my bum
>>59053065
a tad gay
ate minge last night for the first time
not a fan
>>59052957
you'll be waiting a while
meanwhile you should listen to some crayon pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMqL1iWfku4
>>59053064
Yes.
currently eating a golden delicous
>tfw mum found out i've been seeing a girl
i'm too awkward to talk about this with her
>>59053052
politics is really touchy and rewards being either really inoffensive or highly liberal.
but honestly I think its due to their own fears
sitting in my chair completely naked and i'm still boiling hot
fucking hell i hate this
>>59053129
How is it?
>>59053000
Nice trips mate, what's "Rico"?
>>59053054
cuz she is a dumb plastic good for nothing gook
>>59053118
Too bad
>>59053148
pics PLEASE
going to be giving out a few (you)s tonight, keep posting for your chance to get one.
>>59053099
i used strawberry flavoured lube last time i ate out my gf
delicious 2bh
>>59052921
I'll be your gf but I'm into male subs and domination.
Want to make you into my sissy sub slave
Split up with my wife today. It was inevitable but I'm still gutted. Tried to be good to her and buy her things, be a good father to her son and put a roof over her head but it wasn't enough. Too many rows and if I'm being 100% honest I know she's been cheating on me and has been for a long time.
>>59053136
>seeing
do you mean watching
>>59053148
(hate this)
>>59053163
correct term is nip you racist shitlord
>>59053151
delicous, but not golden
for some reason they were in the fridge, not a fan
>>59053141
i feel some of them could have a decent voterbase.
theres a generation of young white men who are angry with the mainstream media and politicians
thats the reason the likes of trump is doing so well
>>59053202
>Split up with my wife today.
did you see it coming? how long did you wait before you did it?
>looking through my files
>found my wank spreadsheet from 2014
>>59052982
Did the angry old left-wing man make the same video again? Did he re-iterate his views for the 400th time? Did he actually? Hahaha, brilliant.
>>59053204
no i mean i'm not going out with her as a gf but we go out and grab food, i go over to her house to cuddle, watch films and shag occasionally, and we go on long walks. basically going on dates but nothing official
*absolutely demolishes your high score on dancing stage euromix*
nothing personal, kid
>>59053202
>her son
nice one m8
Started playing TESO, it's decent desu
>>59053231
maybe
but again most are probably afraid to leave the relative safety of the internet
also politics involves a lot of ass kissing to get anywhere today
maybe in a proportional system we would see smaller parties with more traction, but then there would also be many leftist parties as well
Big fan of cumming in the gfs mouth then kissing her after
Anyone else?
>>59053279
>9 in one day
What happened there anon.
how did gordon get such big tits
does he eat nothing but soy
>>59053333
Yeah I cum in your gfs mouth all the time :)
>>59053032
She probably wasn't an 8/10, you just bumped her up a few points because she's a rorke
>>59053333
haven't cummed from a blowjob since i was 16. insensitive cock 2bh
>>59053331
> proportional system
we have that and theres a lot of crazy far left parties knocking about. No right wing though
think its just easier being far left, nobody seems to care that people are communist even though its caused more suffering than far right politics has.
>it's nearly half way through the year
>>59053279
bloody hell m8 I would consider anything more than 3 a day too much, how the hell did you hit 9 once?
>>59053023
essex mentioned
(fuck off turkcunt)
>>59053278
literally me in the picture
8th wank of the weekend looking likely
nob is a bit smelly
>>59053432
>think its just easier being far left
pretty defeatist attitude to just literally jump ship on what you think. i don't even think the things i disagree with even necessarily are on a 'wing' but are just bad policy
>>59053289
sounds quite nice, good for you feller xx
is it awkward her knowing or are you worrying you're gonna have to talk about it? just say you're seeing someone and taking it slow, maybe don't mention the fucking in any great detail and she'll be cool i reckon
>>59053373
theyre bigger than mine :0
lots of fellow normies ITT
when were your last shags? it was nice out today and very sunny so the gf and i went for a picnic near the woods and ended up fucking outside. is that dogging or not?
>>>/wsg/1069618
me when i forget about my cup of tea
>>59053373
he has some gyno disorder, one of his videos explains
read up on your gordon lore
>>59053386
Na, I was actually bumping her down because I think it's disingenuous to add points to a girl based on her personality when you're describing her to people that don't know her personality.
Still in bed from last night
Really really hungry but am a fussy eating cunt and there's nothing in the house I fancy
Need to learn moonrunes so I know what song I am listening to
reminder that this is what the kpop autists that post here look like
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462695934854.webm
>>59053538
Not a normie but sometimes do normie things (like shagging)
Been a month since my last one though
Also IIRC, dogging requires a car
>>59053554
that's me when I make a post after someone does a new
>>59053615
Is that show and tell?
Why do they still have that when they are at LEAST 14
>>59053615
literally me
just had these crazy idea lads
you know how girls always go for chads and dickheads that treat them like shit?
what if
what if they do that because they actually like it?
like, theyre actually turned on by being treated like shit?
what do you think guys?
am I on to something here?
>Almost 7:30 on Sunday night
Always been self conscious about the way I dress, give me your honest opinions. I know I'm not fashionable, but just tell me what you'd think if you saw me, maybe rate how autistic I dress out of 10.
>normie-tier Nike/Adidas shoes, sometimes just converse
>slim fit jeans
>alternate between low-key anime/vidya shirts and shirts from bands that I liked in secondary school, I even have a DARE and a tie dye shirt that I wear on a refused basis too lmao
>just normal zip up hoodie or a flannel shirt, with only the top button done like a Mexican gangster
I'm 20. Yes I am a man child.
>>59053523
idk i've always been a private person, never was a fan of the family knowing about my experiences with girls, and yeah questions about who she is and stuff just bother me since I don't feel comfortable talking about a personal part of my life with my family life. i guess it's best she found out sometime since now I can bring her over to my house and not go to hers all the time but still
This tea tastes a bit like bananas. Hope I'm not having a stroke.
>>59053615
literally the Hertfordshire cunt
>>59053709
is it banana flavoured ?
>>59053703
>disgustedactordescription.jpg
>>59053703
Font
>>59053562
laughed at this post.
i didn't kek, I laughed.
>>59053696
>Exam in the morning
>Haven't revised
Oh dear.
>>59053726
I don't think I've made a single post at you
what is your issue you angry little man
anyone else have visions about stabbing random people in the street
>>59053693
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
>you know how girls always go for chads and dickheads that treat them like shit?
>>59052860
Do they have computers in Pakistan now?
>ywn suck your dad's meaty dick like you used to in the good old days
>>59053741
It's Yorkshire-flavoured. Does Yorkshire taste of bananas?
>you know how girls always go for chads and dickheads that treat them like shit?
>>59053810
did your swedish proxy get banned already?
Just finished all my OT and now it's money in the bank. Time to get stoned and enjoy my couple days off!
>>59053693
just don't go for those kinds of girls. yes some girls are attracted to abusive/aggressive types but some really respond well to caring types.
just live life and eventually you'll come across a girl that will be interested in you. just don't waste your opportunity. plenty of the autists virgins here are only virgins because they fucked up their chances with a girl that was showing interest
>>59053522
I think you misunderstood
we have a few retarded leftwing parties here and they dont get have the scrutiny they should for how bad they are
if there were far right they'd be grilled so hard by the media, have constant counter protesters at their events, other parties wouldn't cooperate with them
>>59053853
>le epic drug man has arrived
Blaze it like a yolo'er good sir!
>>59053838
possibly
>>59053768
I hate you. You are a terrible person.
Also, Rasheed.
>>59053768
Take these.
>>59053768
hm I'd take a guess that it is the repeated kpop spamming that all of /brit/ hates except for like 3 turbo neets like yourself
>>59053705
ahh okay then. maybe she just wants to know a little bit about her? if you've always been private i'm sure your mum knows that so she won't fully interrogate you, i imagine she just wants to know a little bit about her and stuff.
>>59053919
How did you form this opinion?
me and the gf (sort of)
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462383486252.webm
>me and the lads used to banter this one lad in the group for being fat
>he wasn't even fat, it was just a joke
>he developed an eating disorder and is severely underweight
He can't handle the banter
>>59053889
pretty sure it's because they're autistic shut-ins and/or fat/ugly losers
>>59053929
>turbo neets
I have a job
I don't spam kpop
>>59053926
Cheers senpai
>>59053696
>light and temperature of midday
fuggen summer
>>59053765
same lol
>>59053911
Autism is a hell of a drug.
>>59053952
kys
>The Dalai Lama had his homeland of Tibet taken from him, his history and culture mostly destroyed
>we're having our homelands taken from us, our history and culture being suppressed and seen as bad
>>59053960
I'm pretty ugly and I'm a shut in, but I've had girls show interest in me and I've only realised when it's too late. When your self esteem is fucked you just assume there trying to make fun of you and stuff so it's kind of hard.
>>59053941
When I found pictures of you, I doxxed you.
On my vacation to Brittain I went to your house, followed you around and then I noticed you were quite the shit-cunt.
Also, your willy is quite big.
>>59053951
wew I remember this
bit hard to watch
>>59053952
did this to my sister because she was a bit podgy and she lost a load of weight and looks good for it
>>59054017
Tibetan-British revolution and world hegemony when?
>>59054038
Pics
>>59054038
The secret is out
An old man sits collecting stamps
In a room all filled with Chinese lamps
He saves what other throw away
He says that he'll be rich some day
Absolutely love catching spiders, spraying them in deodorant and then setting them on fire desu
>>59053432
the thing is the Left has been utterly castrated
it can say all it likes but at the end of the day everyone knows its toothless
its been that way for decades now, in the past when the left did follow up what they spoke you could hardly find an open communist/socialist in Parliament aside from a few old farts in the back benches
the right today hasn't been tamed and co-opted by the Liberal elite in the same way so it is still dangerous and therefore unacceptable.
>>59053929
I don't even spam /brit/ to be perfectly honest
>>59053889
are you an expert on the female psychology ?
>implying you wouldn't
>history can be "destroyed"
Have you tried remembering?
>>59053952
Banter him about not being fit and then he'll get really fit.
>ISP resetting my internet every 2 hours and giving me a new IP
>can't use my pass for 30 minutes and have to solve the captcha like a mug
Ahh yes, thank you very much
>>59054125
wouldn't what?
don't be so vague
>tfw will be in work in about 13 hours
Sigh, Monday comes around awful quick.
>this triggers the Yank
Going to cook some porridge with cocoa.
>>59054068
This is the pic he uploaded, that's how I doxxed him.
He is a terrible human being.
>>59053889
honest never felt like a girl has ever shown interest in me
GF just sent me this. It's her sister in the pic btw. The snapchat was "What do you think? ". Is this a trap lads to expose me?
>>59054125
I'd go through her like ebola
>>59053951
What's this from?
>>59054117
Is this a(n??) attempt to slander my good name?
>>59054181
my willy is tucked between my legs in this one btw
need a new phone lads
any of you trendy hipster shits recommend me a phone that isn't an iphone?
>>59054218
LG V10
>>59054202
"you show me her and I'll show her mine... ;P"
>>59054218
Nexus 6
>tfw my abnormie friend started the gym
>he's become an insufferable cunt overnight
>"you should start the gym anon it really helps your confidence"
Oh yeah like I'm going to be able to walk into a fucking gym without having a mental breakdown
REEEEEEEEE
>>59054155
>>59054206
>would fug a paki
>>59054125
She's perfect.
new law: all spiders must stay in the top half of my room, even when i'm sleeping, otherwise they get thrown outside in the cold
>ywn go to Japanese high school
>ywn hang out on the roof with the girl that likes you but you're oblivious to
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462661545028.webm
>>59054202
tell her she needs to shave her arms
>>59054218
Either the Nexus 6p or the OnePlusOne
>>59054218
iphone
>>59054218
moto g
went off victoria. she's an unfunny try hard
not even that good looking just lucky that she was well brought up
>>59054213
no idea what you're on about i'm afraid
>>59054301
Coren?
>>59054218
OnePlus One
>>59054253
nobody denies theres fit arabs and pakis but on a whole the average paki is worse than the average brit desu
i'd nearly say the average irish girl is better than the average paki
Going to watch the new Sargon of akkad
gf just sent me this
new law: everyone has to start talking a little bit more quietly so large groups aren't so stressful
ran my half marathon today lads, it was 26 °C and it was absolutely horrendous
>>59054327
"""flamel"""
>it's an "anon spilt tobacco everywhere so when he gets out the shower it's going to stick to the bottom of his feet" episode
Great. It was all the dusty bits that's at the bottom of the pouch too, REEEEEEE
Drinkin up before I have to go deal with my family for mother's day, lads.
wish me luck x
>>59050521
fck yeah
CRAYON POP
>>59054268
>>59054241
>>59054328
actually considering both of these
>>59054366
absolute rotter in the front
>>59054400
mothers day was months ago you dolt
>>59054366
me on the right
>>59054366
janitor sent me this
>>59054263
>Japan
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ENscSDOsodE
girls from fucking ENGLAND are more pure
>>59050280
>panties
Fuck off yank
Went to the park today
Lots of normies all hanging out
Laughing, having fun
Playing footy
Fucking normies
>>59054432
OnePlus One is great, definitely get one
>>59054337
>average paki worse than average brit
Wew Pakis must be really fuckin ugly
>>59054387
Oh ri
>>59054212
one of those "sperg goes on a date" tv shows
found another clip with the same guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii6gWuISUfU
>>59054434
Looks it's Remy Lacroix, she's a qt it's just a shit angle
>>59054465
Thought this was going to be a poem by skipping over it
Wish I hadn't read it now
>>59054066
sorry but the world
dont
work
like that
>mfw khan
>>59054432
Unironically bought a Nexus 4 four years ago and it's still fucking top.
Definitely getting a new Nexus for my next phone.
remember in year 11 during the war in iraq/afghanistan all the lads would just failed their exams, join the army and go over there when they were 18?
about half the lads in my year did it, wish i had done
might put a sharpie in my pooper tonight
>>59054448
Apparently we celebrate on a different date over here. Ours is today.
No clue why everyone doesn't just pick 1 day across the board
>>59054465
Ode to a Frog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpVi8TJ2RGw
>>59054456
You don't have the minerals
>text someone
>they ring you
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! FUCK OFF, I HAVEN'T GOT TIME TO LISTEN TO YOU TALK FOR 25 MINUTES.
I AM the Drowned God.
ruddy horses trotting past the house
clip clop clip clop
>>59054529
>people who join the military for the money or because they have no other choice
Absolutely disgusting
>>59054593
Very good
>>59054581
Fuck off normie
>>59054531
when sharpies in the pooper were a new gimmick i once got 20 in at once
>>59054593
excellent
>>59054593
good post
do not ban this anon, janny. I'm warning you.
>>59054572
I'm merely the messenger
>>59054605
>>/r9k/
>>59054572
janidor?
Can we stop swearing please
This is a Christian general
>>59054609
Who owns even one Sharpie, never mind twenty?
discuss
>>59054671
for you
>>59054685
I have around 7
>>59054609
wish i had two holes to put sharpies in
>>59054685
>he doesn't own the most permanent of everyday writing utensils
lurking in darkness
making sure you play nicely
he does it for free
>>59054690
Britain already received 300k people a year
>>59054731
ears
>>59054731
nostrils?
>tfw I'm borderline on the spectrum and all I'm interested in is history, game of thrones and politics (from a right-wing perspective no less)
>somehow managed to get a qt arty girl who's into fashion interested in me and I've been shagging her for weeks
lol how'd I manage this?
>>59054731
dick hole
>>59054690
fixed for accuracy
>>59054690
Why do leftists think they can make claims for an entire City/County? Bizarro.
>>59054690
Lebanon was already fucked by it's location.
instagram vermont lad are you here
>>59054690
Lebanon is a Muslim country, their culture is a lot more like Syrian than ours therefore they're more likely to integrate and not cause problems there.
Lebanon also only has a population of 4 fucking million.
Fuck off we're full.
>>59054731
Dick hole
>>59054790
can't be anything but dark magics
>>59054466
what about the oneplus two/x ?
why the oneplus one specifically ?
>>59054790
GONT
only lurking for slags tbqfwyf
It's that time of the year again my fellow self harmers
What's your go to excuse for not taking off your jacket/jumper/wearing long sleeves in the blistering heat?
Mine is that my arms are too skinny and pale and I'm embarrassed. The normies usually just suggest going to gym and that's the end of it.
>>59054790
post pic
going to make diner
>>59054833
The t is for twit, rather than the other btw
>>59054845
on the left
>>59054457
>Japanese women think you can do whatever you want as long as you don't marry the other man
Fucking hell.
>>59054721
How do you use them?
>>59054734
I only buy European brands like Staedtler if I can help it.
>>59054690
I wish refugees were all teddy bears from darkest Peru. If they tried to rape your family members it would just be cute rather than harrowing.
>>59054850
Haha love how you talk like a fucking retard xD
>>59054790
you're not autistic or weird in any way and you're a despicable deluded normie dolt
>>59054880
ah yes, nice screenshot from a youtube video
AND THAT'S WHAT HE DOES, HE'S A RACIST SCUMBAG TRYING TO BLAME IMMIGRANTS FOR THE CUTBACKS BECAUSE OF HIS RICH BANKER FRIENDS.
>>59054811
Why do you think leftists are they only ones that think we should take more refugees?
>>59054841
get one of these m8, if anybody asks you've got a fucked up [x muscle or joint]
>>59054916
What the fuck, she looks exactly like my cousin. My cousin isn't as lewd as her though.
>>59054841
Stop it poleaboo, you're not a 14 year old girl.
>>59054895
Haven't used them in years desu, got them for woodwork, dt or graphics or something at gcse
>>59054790
"i like game of thrones so im going to self diagnose myself with autism, give me attention!"
FUCK. OFF. FUCKING NORMIES
haha self harming is an actual thing wtf
>>59054981
Christ that looks fucking boring.
>>59054457
My world is crashing around me
>>59054981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1QUv4ERvEw
>>59054916
>>59054981
good posts
>>59054765
and how many go out to fuck other countries up like Spain?
>>59054811
i do agree, it should be I welcome. Saying they're welcome on behalf of everybody is shit tier bait for 'racists'.
>>59054814
>loads of oil
>fucked
nah, the zionists fucked it up.
>>59054841
bandages, then say i'm cosplaying as a half-mummy
Huntingdonshire
>>59054850
Haha love how you talk like a fucking retard xD
the gf
>>59055026
Cuntingdonshire
WAHEY
>>59054981
Moar buttz
>>59055026
Stop banging on about it
>>59055026
Huntingdonshire? More like a non-metropolitan district of Cambridgeshire, as well as a historic county of England
>>59054959
That's actually a really fucking good idea, the only reason I don't go to the gym is because I'd have to get my fucked up arms out. If I just wear one of those I could easily go to the gym without raising much attention.
how many of you live alone in your own accommodation (rented or owned)?
why are you not bottomless 24/7
>>59055021
That's 300k net you dong
>>59054457
Genuinely really like the sound of Japanese and I'm not even a weeb
i haven't work a t-shirt in public in about 10 years
i've never worn shorts in public in my life
skinny + bowlegs
>>59054819
>>59054895
racist posts
sort of want a group of rugby lads to burst into my room, rip my jeans down and plow my arse, filling me with their cum until i can't take any more
anyone else?
smoking a fat cock
>>59055104
Because I have windows
>>59054593
>trust noone, even yourself
>tfw my family is extremely close
>my cousins, aunties, uncles, my sisters and my parents go to my nan and granddads house literally every day
>I haven't seen most of them in months because I'm a recluse
I hate this.
>the zionists fucked it up.
never been shirtless in public
this is me btw
>>59055104
really wish I did
>>59054819
>lebanon is a muslim country
ah yes, very accurate
>>59055158
Yea sort of
Rather whole of real Madrid desu
>>59055214
Hot
the gf
>>59055214
very powerful stance
take me home
>>59055021
It's right next to Syria m8, that's a disaster in itself.
>>59055214
Would....... NOT
>>59055126
prove it
>>59055214
That's pretty much what my body's like, except my thighs aren't as huge because I barely eat
>>59055171
full wall length windows on every wall??
doubt it
>>59054509
nah mate she's butters
proper psycho too
>>59055263
To the place
I belooong
>>59055224
>As of 2014 the CIA World Factbook estimates the following: Muslim 54% (27% Shia Islam, 27% Sunni Islam), Christian 40.5%
Just presumed it was a paki shithole desu, still more Muslim than us.
>>59055237
genuinely can't tell if this is from a video game or not
>>59055255
>>59055096
Yea that's what a friend of mine did when he played rugby at college
Don't want to be flashing your dirty laundry and all that
you ain't never had a friend like me
>>59055074
GO GET YA FUCKIN SHINEBOX
>>59055301
>proper pyscho
That's how I like them
>he doesn't want a gf that loves you more than anything one day but wants to cut your dick off the next day
gf sent me this lads
>>59055363
kek
>>59055384
Genuinely can't tell if this is from a videogame or not
>>59055104
me
I am
There is not a single inch of this house that has not seen my willy at some point
>>59054202
"its alright, why?"
>>59055384
Marry her.
>>59055407
it clearly is, you dolt
>>59055345
lol
>>59055363
underrated reference
lads
i'm skinny but my belly is somewhat fat
why is this
>>59055365
no I meant prove that you meant net
>>59055432
it was a meme you dip
>>59055309
unironically one of the better nations around there, the muslim pop is pretty equal split shia sunni as well, and theres loads of little weird religious minorities. It's even got something vaguely resembling a secularist movement
>>59055407
>That utter lack of AA
Are you blind?
Went to Tesco earlier wearing sunglasses. I hope I didn't look like a dick.
>>59055455
It says on the graph?
>>59055450
do abdominal crunches and sit down less
>>59055450
switch from beer to hard liquor straight
less empty calories, less water in your belly.
>covered in self harm scars
>smoke like a chimney
>always look pissed off
>extremely disheveled hair
>unshaven for a week
>always staring into space and living in my fantasy land
And I wander why girls don't approach me lmao
>>59055407
#callback
any yank females ITT?
>>59055510
>wander
retard too
>>59055509
I don't drink alcohol
>>59055470
It WAS one of the better nations, but ever since all of that sectarian bullshit led to civil war the country has been chaotic at best.
>>59055500
I thought doing abdominal exercises does fuck all for your stomach since it's all about losing weight.
>i main zidane
>>59055462
>/v/ memes
literal dolt
honestly lads, dont see the "any hole's a goal" meme
She has to be a natural beauty for me to even entertain the idea of a throb-on
saw some absolute dick in tesco wearing sunglasses earlier
everyone had a right old laugh at him when he left
>>59055546
Bow-legged ones?
>>59055510
anywhere i wandeeerrr
>>59055496
saw a lad wearing sunglasses at tesco today, he looked like a right dick
>>59055510
Stop feeling sorry for yourself and get your act together.
Got a month's worth of coursework due tomorrow morning and I haven't even started haha what am I like
fucking my arse with a sausage
halal though
>>59055589
no not that utter runt
>>59055555
Eat healthier. Do exercise.
>>59055561
>>59055533
>>59055471
I was just pretending to be retarded
>>59055510
I know 'kill urself' and 'an hero' are thrown around quite a bit.
But let's be serious for a second.
This is not a joke, nor is it meant to be some kind of subversion or some shit, I'm seriously making a suggestion.
You should kill yourself, not in a jokey way, in an actual way. I want you to douse yourself in kerosene and light yourself on fire so you never make another cancerous post.
If you want, I can get in contact with you, help you end your life and later explain to your parents why we thought it was necessary. Even if their first reaction is to renounce their love for you, I'm sure they'll respect your memory as long as you do the right thing and end your life.
Be.
Dead.
>>59055611
Tell me how
>>59055450
because you have no muscle mass. do some exercise and eat better.
>>59055619
>a month's worth
>>59054125
She's Spanish/South American, not a paki
Nice try Rasheed. Paki ''women'' are fucking gross, wouldn't even touch one.
>>59055509
think I might quit beer cos it makes me flatulent every time I drink it
>>59055630
Not him, I'm the original guy, but I'm healthy as fuck yet my belly is somewhat fat
Ummmm new thread please sweetie x
>>59055642
thought is was a #callback to this >>59055345
>>59055581
>>59055601
I knew it. I was wearing them ON TOP of my head, too.
>>59050280
>be British
>get Khan'd
pic related, it's what I'm drinking right now
>>59055603
Genuinely can't tell if this is from a videogame or not
>>59055682
It was but no one understood
>>59055702
wew, bit douchey to quote our bredren across the atlantic ocean
>>59055646
Go outside, get a hobby, start exercising, push yourself.
>>59055664
I try to limit myself these days, definitely drank too much for a minute there
1 40oz beer is like 4-500 calories by itself too, fuck that
>>59055713
>halal tea
>>59055721
I understand you
Always
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmbw8OycJrE
>>59055714
A staunch proponent of the rule of three. Comedic genius
>>59055669
Then you're not healthy as fuck, lardo. Check your diet.
was watching a livestream of CCTV cameras in a tesco in Britain and there was some idiot walking around with sunglasses
what a loser
>>59055760
>Go outside
I do that a lot, going for a pint then smoking a joint with a couple of friends v. soon
>get a hobby
My hobbies are vidya and anime
>start exercising
Nah I haven't got time for that pointless bullshit
>push yourself
Down the stairs? Will do
>>59055642
thats not a suitable response to my post
>>59055546
theres an asian one
