A proper British thread for proper British people edition
me at school lads
>>>/wsg/1073373
A friend with breasts and all the rest
A friend who's dressed in leather
karen
lads enoch powell did nothing wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OzpTpvy8bY
CONDUCTOR
Kyary
>we live in corporatism not capitalism
leelee
wish i had a comfy weekend gf
nobody complaining about the heat.
Ah yes, the so-called British "People"
Or as I like to call them, the Britesh
>>59050339
who is this munter you keep posting
Too fucking hot lads tbqh
>>59050289
Placebo are for benders and goth lasses.
Kyary
Me on't left
>waifus name is Karen
>it's not the blonde Britbong one
>people always think of the britbong one
r-ree
*complains about the heat*
>>59050235
>drinking halal tea
>>59050341
it's cold, lad.
Chances are there's a British grill browsing this thread RIGHT NOW
A really, really ugly one hahahahahaha fuck all of you
>>59050374
shut it medic
Get. Off. My. Board. Stupid. Redcoats.
It was absolutely roasting earlier but it's cooled down a lot
lovely
>>59050401
>A really, really ugly one
is there any other kind
>>59050362
Not really a fan of them as a band but Pure Morning is an absolute jam
>>59050374
>he doesn't post an image of his waifu while talking about her
what kind of a shit waifu are we talking about mate?
>>59050374
be quiet mountain jew
>>59050415
Tenners bet your stupid Yank family supported the British.
>>59050374
Its Karen Gillian isn't it
you know those pictures that get edited with negro paraphilania such as jewelllery, cigars and such
is there a site that does that?
Bought bf4 premium tbqh
>>59050465
Why
Post slags.
>>59050442
Agreed
>tfw walk to work
>>59050465
add me lad
The americans are bullying us again
>>59050387
>>59050458
blingee
>>59050465
Why la?
Are you hyped for BF1, I am tbqh
>>59050465
PS4?
>>59050447
I don't wanna eat your imagecount, lads. Also I did >>59050068
>>59050452
N-no
>>59050465
Fucking why lol
I thought all the DLC was free for a week because of the Battlefield 1 announcement
>>59050200
*gets up*
*brushes it off*
*walks away because I'm a bigger man*
>3 years later
*working at mcdonnies, i recognise you ordering a large diet coke*
*spikes your drink with 10mg of LSD and spits in it*
Have a nice day sir.
>>59050386
>cold
>26 degrees in May is cold
battlefield 1 more like black field 1 haha
>>59050495
Isn't the weather meant to go to shit after sunday
>>59050434
That was the joke thank you
Must be a weird feeling when Indians actually improve your country
>>59050548
>even in his fantasies the most he can manage is a McJob
Started listening to Oh My Girl, they're quite good desu
>>59050555
EPIC!!!!
theres a reason for it, although the cameronians would be the coolest troop to follow rather than the harlem hellfighters
>>59050596
grandma boobies
>20+ degrees
>rain
>on the same day
lord help me
>>59050483
>>59050525
>>59050510
It was £12
>>59050518
PC
>>59050499
Origin name is doxxable info desu
fucking died against the high priest on this blessed run
fuck me, this is rather difficult
the future belongs to africa
>>59050604
There's nothing wrong with working at McDonnies.
>>59050635
it was 17 degrees then snowing then 17 degrees again in edinburgh just a few weeks ago
Is this good enough to prove Poleaboo is a real Man City fan?
Where's Ireland? Did they leave this board?
>>59050548
*recognises yo from 3 years ago*
*pulls out my LSD detection kit*
*it detects the LSD*
You're dead, kiddo
*adjust my hat*
*teleports behind you*
*tap you on the shoulder*
*punch you in the face as you turn around*
*unsheaths katana*
*holds it towards your stomach*
Wanna try that shit with me again?
*cuts your legs off*
heh, nothing personal, kid.
>>59050642
big jew noses on all of them
>weather went shit after sunday
>>59050635
That is the fucking worse, as it only makes the thermal sensation go up
Things that bring me enjoyment
1. Food
2. Cigs
3. Weed
4. Wanks (sometimes)
5. Listening to the same selection of albums over and over
That's it. Everything else I do is to simply kill time.
why do people get so worked up about national debt
![tumblr_m3zvaairlj1qcq8w0o1_500[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/qyFhOFZ.gif "tumblr_m3zvaairlj1qcq8w0o1_500[2].gif")
just woke up m8s
getting a booze and a quarter of weed tonight what about y'all
>>59050635
try living in florida mate
aussie bum one of the best bums.
>>59050490
Polish slags?
>>59050727
Hi :3
@59050693
没有
>>59050739
No thanks
>>59050696
/eire/ always dies so nobody makes it anymore
>>59050490
>>59050340
>>59050693
Why don't you support Rochdale you glory hunting cunt
>fap in the morning
>feel emotionally spent and generally unhappy the rest of the day
nofap is probably legit guys
>>59050731
Only a 0.5g joint because I have to go back to a job I fucking hate tomorrow. Fuck me life.
how comes they put tubmans on the 20 dollar and not chris kyle?
>>59050698
you're sick in the head pham
who /RWBY/ here?
>>59050786
>sex mixing
absolute
D E G E N E R A C Y
*transcends the mortal realm*
>tfw found out she is my third cousin
>>59050796
already broken my nofap twice in one week
>>59050641
innit
are you in a platoon?
>>59050796
nofap is garbage.
t. guy who did 6 months of nofap
>>59050814
literally unwatchable 0/10 voice acting no plot
>>59050788
Why would anyone support a League One side who have languished in League Two longer than any other club?
Only around 2,000 turn up for their games
>>59050777
That's sad. Do you know why it died?
>>59050490
>>59050815
oh rasheed
>>59050804
sorry to hear that, have fun anyway
>>59050835
>t. guy who did 6 months of nofap
and literally nothing felt any better?
maybe it works for depressed faggots
>>59050750
Hi Brazil.
Our bantz is meaningless, we love you.
Is discussion of Ireland allowed in this thread?
I'm planing to travel to Scotland and Ireland in a few weeks, what are some must see places in Ireland?
>>59050852
>no plot
no plot this lad says
no fucking plot
>>59050856
Because you live there
Support your local team you paki cunt
>>59050873
i'll take the one on the far right pls
>>59050873
what does cheb me mean?
>>59050906
>Is discussion of Ireland allowed in this thread?
no
competely drained from feeling constantly anxious over talking to a gril on fb
this is too stressful lads i cant do it
Doing something silly
>>59050857
Not enough irishfags, and there's one annoying yank that's always on about "muh heritage"
>>59050873
3,2,1,4
>>59050873
3 >> 2 >>>>>>> 1 > 4
>>59050857
there never was loads of us. they had a meetup and it was the biggest cringefest ever so i think it killed the general
>>59050873
>big balls <3
would love to let her down with my 3 inch willy and small balls
>>59050896
only thing that felt good was the satisfaction of accomplishing something via willpower and also not having that vaguely slimy feeling you get after fapping. all the other superhuman powers stuff is bollocks.
getting distracted
>>59050856
Been to Rochdale as an away fan and don't think there were any asians in the ground at all
one of the worst places on earth btw
>>59050935
Now that's just immature.
>>59050503
ta chuck
>>59050958
>biggest cringefest ever so i think it killed the general
there's no reason it should be so uncomfortable right
surely not everyone on 4chan would literally sperg out? mind you it's a very flimsy pretext to meet so that's probably fucking it
>>59050939
>>59050957
that's why you gay
keep running you filthy white, bitch
Your day will come
>>59050910
I can support whoever I want
>sometimes I can feel little raindrops falling into my skin, even when I'm in doors
What the fuck is this? Am I going crazy? I'll be sat playing vidya then all of a sudden it feels like it's raining on me a little bit
>>59050926
no idea tbqh
literally need the sun tan lotion
business idea: fuck off
>>59050906
>what are some must see places in Ireland?
The departures lounge of Dublin airport when you know you're finally getting out of there
>>59050968
>all the other superhuman powers stuff is bollocks.
oh yeah i think they said too much for it, my fap material really bothers me so if i could stop i'd just feel less like a muppet
>>59051038
It's the spirits from the Otherrealms
>>59051039
i'd suck her big balls if you know what i mean
>>59050971
Like I said, in a town of 200,000 they only get around 2,000 per game though they're doing a new marketing campaign right now
Besides how can you expect anyone to support them when United and City are less than 10 miles away?
>away fan
Did your club draw them in the FA/League Cup or something?
>>59051017
are you off to spindles
>>59051038
me jizzing on u through my third eye
>>59051059
Rude desu, the Irish are great people who have nurtured some of the greatest writers this world has ever seen.
make way lads choon incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3g5-8yYJSE
>>59051008
i didnt go because i dont live in dublin but apparently one of the lads showed up in a matching tracksuit and he got so drunk he passed out like an hour or 2 in
also they called each other by nicknames based on how they posted, So none of them even learned each others names
there was more but i cant remember
I just want to give up lads, what is the point? Honestly what the fuck is the point of life
The one thing that'd make life worth living is a gf and realistically I'm never going to get one. So what should I live for? Fuck all. I hate my job, I hate myself, I'm nearing the end of the line lads.
Why the fuck couldn't I have been born a fucking normie? Fuck me I just wish I was dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5ayVKE5vi8
N E W S A R G O N
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>>59050926
chebs means boobs i thought
>>59051118
mah, just scouting the talent around the sixth form
Dirty white whore glanced over her shoulder at me like I was going to rape her out in public like that
>>59051218
honestly lad if you're normie enough to get a job you're probably normie enough to get a gf, maybe not an attractive one but it's still better than being alone
>>59051234
She's wondering why you are taking pictures of people in public you fucking freak
>>58927036
hi
>>59051226
Sargon "eurgh it's 2016 I can't believe you're arguing this" of Akkad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ClI2bp__Bs
Remember lads
This will be a reality soon haha
>>59051218
>talk to dad randomly today
>he said at least i used to get laid in highschool
>i said i've kind of given up on it
>he said it'd be tragic to feel so worthless that you don't seek companionship anymore
think i've lost my sunglasses desu
right pain in the posterior
ITS 2016
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>tfw no deluded leftists shouting this stuff at me so i can laugh them off
jdimsa
thinking about the russian empire again lads
>>59051271
I don't work with any and the ones I went to school/college with think I'm weird
I don't even know where to meet girls.
>one of the nerds from my school is a pro tf2 player
>dropped out of one of the top Unis and is now at my shitty local uni
lmao
>>59051192
Fucking kek
Can any other Irish poster shed more light??
waleed aly won a fucking logie
kill me
>>59051365
>I don't even know where to meet girls
you might consider this newfangled thing called online dating
>>59051218
iktfb
>born ugly
I could be rich have loads of friends etc but I'd still never be happy with myself
No point desu
>>59051364
Tzar truely was a real human bean
>>59051375
wwish i could be a successful vidya youtuber for a couple of years before the e-fame dries up, looks like mad bux
>>59051218
>The one thing that'd make life worth living is a gf
really do not get this logic, i think if i had a gf i'd spend half the time trying to avoid her.
just b yourself faggot
>You didn't know it but you were the fish all along
>>59051431
He's not a youtuber, he just plays in the top tier tournaments for tf2 (don't think there's any significant money in tf2)
>>59051398
What site would you recommend and do you have to put a picture of yourself on there? I'm not that ugly I just don't like people looking at me
rap game janet jackson in the cactus jack black benz
>>59051468
was a semi-related thought, that's all
>>59051218
"Normies" don't exist lad, it's just a meme. The point in life is being. Go on a walk this afternoon.
think i might have gotten a gf
thought i'd be more excited desu
struggling to see the fucking screen, giving 'chon time a rest
>>59051393
waleed gnarley
Rate my dinner
>>59051509
>Swedish post in /brit/ that isn't a shitpost
A miracle. I like your doggo anon.
everything is fought for
radiohead just dropped a 10/10 album
this shit is fire
>>59051549
pretty good
I tried to put milk in my cup of tea once and vomited a bit in my throat, but I swallowed.
How do university students have time to play 9 hours of video games on a fucking friday
he regularly plays 4 hours a day
he has a gf too last I heard
Think/hope he's got kicked off his course
>>59051509
That's the thing, I can't just go out and enjoy myself by doing stuff. I'd start a walk and then I'd end up sitting down and crying because I have to walk back and there's no point and I wish I was dead and I have work tomorrow and I hate it and I'm going to be alone forever. I can't just have a nice walk, I'm constantly having negative thoughts.
>>59051529
think i might be in the process of it
just feel scared lmao
hate this cunt but makes some solid points to be quite fair with you famalam
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36241812
>radiohead just dropped a 10/10 album
>>59050906
I've been to Dublin and it's quite disappointing how little there is to see. It's like a really small London, except it's literally 2x Whiter, but there are hardly any monuments or places of interest.
London has the London Eye, Buckingham Palace, Big Ben, London Bridge, Trafalgar Square, etc.
What does Dublin have? But maybe I'm just being ignorant.
Cheeky new flag post. Goodbye Indonesia flag, hello kiwi flag!
>be me
>pale as fuck and by that I mean being pale as a bedsheet
>get surnbunt yesterday
>have to rush to superdrug
>get recommended a 50+ Kids sunblocker because of how sensitive my skin is
>>59051596
contact time depends on the course. is he doing stem? could just be lucky timetabling
radiohead are objectivley bad
fuck off thommy yorko shills
>>59051549
Heart attack/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt3Gvdu9mtM
>>59051636
thats what you get for going outside you abhorrent normo
>>59051655
their only good song is something they hate playing lol lmao
getting cucked by the sun
that post was for all you memers, you know who I'm talking about
the wife's son etc.
>>59051646
He's doing computer science
Still, he's playing at least 20 hours of video games a week and he is in his 2nd year
>>59051648
n-no :(
I've been worrying about it all weekend
gonna go for a walk just to calm down desu
>>59051686
whos this "he"
>>59051694
stay safe x
>>59051710
somebody that I used to know
had a dream where the centre of my face got sunburnt
fascinating, i know
>>59051686
well, he has a history as a dropout so could just be poor work ethic on his part
>>59051710
The guy that cucked him
>>59051726
different guy
The other guy was STEM, physics I think
>>59051733
almost sort of true desu, but that was after I stopped talking to him
>>59051694
make sure to stand atop a crag gaze at the horizon
had a dream i was wanking to futa last night
getting absolutely niggered
This weed had better be very potent because I want to get high and forget about my shit life for a few hours
>>59051726
Which uni?
>>59051759
lazy sods all round
>go out with some people from work
>girl asks me if I have a gf
>I reply no
>how come? you're really nice!
for that exact reason
This is hard weather to be lonely in ;_;
>>59051761
no crags here
ill go by the river instead x
>>59051772
you didn't say nightmare lol faggot
>>59051218
< If you don't look like this then there's literally no point in living.
>>59051820
need a gf to cuddle
do people unironically listen to AC/DC?
they're like a fucking parody band
>>59051791
UoL
>>59051818
any pictureskew riverbanks to sit on, possibly in the shade of a willow tree? watch ratty and mole drifting laily along in a little row boat
>>59051810
are you a N I C E G U Y?
>>59051487
>I'm not that ugly I just don't like people looking at me
iktff, you HAVE to get over it though, no matter what you do they are going to look at you eventually
>no irene kgf
>>59051487
phantom of the opera mask, makes you seem romantic as well as obscuring your face
>>59051871
the first part is a distinct possibility
i shall imagine ratty and mole
>>>59051871
Birkbeck?
>>59051375
Can't comprehend people who literally ALL day playing fucking TF2/Dota/LoL. I have a few mates who have hundreds and hundreds of hours on those rubbish games. It's literally just the same map over and over and over again. Wowzers. They must be mentally impaired.
freindzoned again... fml
Is this the worst part of England, lads?
>>59051891
I like Seulgi desu.
>Black - 0
>Brown - 1
>Red - 2
>Orange - 3
>Yellow - 4
>Green - 5
>Blue - 6
>Violet - 7
>Grey - 8
>White - 9
How the fuck do I memorise this?
>>59051944
I said UoL, not SoHK
>>59051226
>Carl "The answer to censorship is more censorship" Benjamin
ah yes, very impressive
>>go out with some people from work
>>girl asks me if I have a gf
>>I reply no
>>how come? you're really nice!
>for that exact reason
>>59050336
how is this not true
>>59051655
Radiohead are objectively good
Fuck off edgy teenage paki redditor
>>59051963
B0
B1
R2
O3
G5
B6
V7
G8
W9
>>59051890
Why?
This shit pisses me off, why do I have to work on my confidence and social anxiety? Shouldn't a girl love me for who I am? I'd love a girl no matter how awkward and socially anxious she was, annoying that apparently it doesn't work the other way
>>59051891
nce skirt
>>59051943
enjoy anyway x
>>59051957
Ipswich is dire, yes
>really nice out
>when i was younger i would have called a friend over
>now im in on /shit/
>>59051886
stop cackling you wench
not to be dramatic but 69ing is not good. if I wanted subpar head I would text one of the five dudes whose last name is Tinder in my phone
>>59051963
Just remember the word bbroygbvgw
>>59051891
>>59051960
I also like Seulgi
>>59051686
Could have easily managed that second year if I was a video game spastic
>>59052033
>2 whites
*pukes*
Might commit suicide on my 21st birthday
>drinking tea with milk
i need a one dance
got a hennessey in my hand
Do people unironically drink tea with milk. Its gross
>>59052086
>being a paki
Detective here, currently monitoring this thread for racism.
>>59052080
pls no :(
>>59052086
black tea always with milk
green or fruit no
>>59052086
crackas love their milk
>tfw you wake up and after a few seconds you remember how shit your life is and you get that horrible sinking/stabbing feeling in your belly
I fucking hate my life
>>go out with some people from work
>>girl asks me if I have a gf
>>I reply no
>>how come? you're really nice!
>for that exact reason
>>59051996
>Shouldn't a girl love me for who I am
you won't like this but relationships when the excitement wears off is literally an exchange of services and things you can continue to offer. romantic love as it is now is a meme perpetuated by pop culture, if you're looking for that unconditional love/acceptance you're doomed because it doesn't exist
>>59052070
I count *sicks up in mouth a bit* three whites
>>59052055
There's something about 69 porn which is so fucking hot though. Seeing the guys dick explode with jizz up into her esophagus. I NEED to record myself 69ing with my gf one day.
>>59051686
Why do you keep repeating that he's in 2nd year as if 2nd year Comp Sci is tough?
>>59052108
Fuck you nigger
Is it more common to have tea with milk or without?
>>59051945
I used to do it too, but I was a neet
Don't play them as much now, was just vapid escapism
>>59051996
Wrote several different responses for this but wasn't happy with any of them
The long and short of it is that its the only effective way to be able to meet people so that you can build those sort of connections
>>59052067
I just want him to fail and have a miserable life
