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Real mayor of London edition
>>59023459
So Englanders, how do we begin the destruction of London.
>>59023459
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner, but I love London so
cara
>>59023510
Glass it desu
>>59023436
I think maybe you could, but you'd still have to be pretty confident/alpha. It's much easier for Brits to get laid in America by virtue of accent alone (speaking from experience, for once).
>>59023510
Riot again?
godspeed lad
CHIM CHIMENY CHIM CHIMENY
CHIM CHIM CHEROO
Lads pls
http://www.strawpoll.me/10156577
English breakfast tutorial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hqVddkHf7Y
>>59023635
I'll do it if you stop saying lads, alright mate?
>>59023671
what. is. that. fucking. mess.
>>59023756
sorry, dude.
>be normalton
>to to the usual normalton place
>all my normalton friends are there
>we speak of normalton things together
Ahh yes it is good being a normalton
sophie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhtSwx7cpTY
Have you ever been taking a shower while alone in the house and felt like something was moving around behind the curtain? Or watching you? Did you look up? Did you catch the very vaguest hint of eyebrows or a tuft of matted, greasy hair above the curtain rod? That’s not a good idea. It doesn’t really like it if you see it. It likes it the most when you’ve got shampoo on your hair, and your eyes are shut tight so your eyes don’t sting. Or even better, when there’s soap and bubbles all over your soft, pink face. It likes that the best, because your eyes are clenched so tight, and even if you did want to open them, like, if you heard a soft scratching against the plastic shower curtain, or a rasping of claws on bathroom tile, or the gentle splatter of drool or cum or… god knows what… well, you wouldn’t open your eyes because it’d burn. Right? Right. Don’t open your eyes. Because if you ever see its face, catch its eyes… Well. It’ll notice.
>>59024092
nice lah
>>59023634
M.E.T.H.O.D Man
Poleaboo is still awake
Waiting for the Amir Khan fight to start
>>59024128
Women can't resist big chimp cock
Who /Loughborough/ here?
KHAN'D
KHAN'D
loogabarooga
>>59023671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmieAqTG1wI
>>59024196
that's your name
>>59024199
most of the time they literally can't
get it
rape
>>59024331
ahha !
Just got in lads
>>59024618
you have no idea whats waiting for you get ou
>>59024204
not but am close, Blaby mate.
>notification from tinder
>you can start swiping again
>no matches
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
do you retards actually use tinder or am i being memed on?
>>59024864
gross
>>59024852
I used to use Myyearbook, not sure if it was a brit thing though before Tinder.
>>59024890
don't think so.
Willies
>>59025674
Why would they kick you for that
Just tape it to the window
>>59025651
he got kicked out this week. hes probably gonna disappear in the next month
*makes america great again*
Lads I'm sweating my balls off and they're predicting 26 degrees tomorrow. Thinking about killing myself tbqh.
>>59025708
good post
only the great suffer
>>59025710
british "summer"
KEK
Still haven't repaired my phone screen lads
There's just bits of screen falling out
>>59025724
then why do I want to die?
haha
>>59025724
sincerely doubt it
we can't all be great
there's big guys and smaller guys
for you
that's how shit works
>>59025739
No one cares about your opinion, prison rape baby.
*swipes right*
Ricky Nelson died on this day some years ago lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R12H8QWnwvE
>>59025761
hope your burn tomorrow
oh no hahaha its going to be 26 ahh hahahahahaha oh no I'm gonna melt ahhhhhh too hot to live hahahahaha oh nooooo
>>59025766
>left-handed
the fuck
never forget
>>59025800
Useless cunts, the both of them
>Most flags in this general aren't british
Just like london lmao
>>59025786
Literally me
>>59025786
terrific post
>>59025786
For the UK is too fucking hot. Hell, it's going to be hotter than fucking Benidorm or Costa del Sol.
>>59025766
>feminist
>>59025766
wew lad, this is my weakness
>>59025766
toilet glove tits
leftie
feminist
le trash man maymay
>>59025811
your mum is a general
>>59025811
WAHEYYYYY
>>59025759
What county? (Oh yeah I'm really going to dox you and come sleep with you in your tent) I'm just curious. Also what did you do to your bitch of a mother (all Irish women are bitches) to throw you out mo chara?
>>59025786
You've got Brits moaning like bitches when it gets above 20, and foreigners moan like bitches about how shitty British weather is. The world is generally obsessed with our weather.
>tfw you ran out of art school girls on Tinder and are now stuck with the working class scum
>>59025792
>>59025829
>>59025838
I can work around these things
>>59025836
Judging on my willy's reaction, it is mine too
>it's a BR flag
doing a poo guys
>>59025786
We haven't all acclimatized to our irradiated deserts by throwing sticks away but for some inane reason they come back.
ahaha check this out lads im sitting in weather that you would consider warm!!!! well newsflash: i dont find it warm at all!!! thats right!!!! what you find uncomfortable I find comfortable.... try that one on for size!!!!!!!! hahahaha
>>59025872
unimportant post
>>59025872
what a coincidence me too
>>59025872
Literally me around 20 minutes ago
>>59025863
it's not the fact that she's left handed, it's the fact that she's so uninteresting that she lists it as one of her features
>>59025880
wew
>>59025880
another good post
>>59025859
>implying most art school girls arent working class
holla holla
*throws up but the puke goes back into my mouth as the world is suddenly turned upside down but gravity still goes in the same direction
>>59025877
actually those stick come back because they are shaped to use centrifuge motion and the coriolis effect thus returning from whence they came when thrown
Apperantly its going to be 20 degrees on Thursday
Send help
>>59025880
Enjoy your sunstroke
>>59025707
>hes probably gonna disappear in the next month
how?
Hope westmidslad is having a fun time at eskimo dance x
>>59025880
ABSOLUTE FOOKIN' LEDGE
#LADSONTOUR
>>59025880
I can say the same thing about the cold. 5-7c is normal here.
>>59025913
Pretty sure they're all daddy's girl
>>59025936
good post
>>59025938
it was 22 degrees here today
Shiiieeeeeeet
>>59025938
he's australian
his mind is sunstroked from birth
Yanks out
Do you think she will reply?
Gonna go do a Twilight Zone, lads.
Goodnight.
hahaha get this joke lads
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”
“I was born into servitude, and when I die, my feet will be turned into glue,” replied the horse.
The bartender realized he would not be getting a tip.
>>59025996
good lad
>>59025990
uhhh, no
>>59025983
HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON
>>59025996
kek
>>59025996
you fucked up lad it's café
>>59025996
Kek
>>59025996
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M
>>59024241
qt patootie
>>59025913
The art school here is literally more elite than Oxbridge.
Guess what that red thing is in my room.
>>59026060
A red LED
>>59025996
not the classic "let me paint you like one of mine french girls (ps: i paint with my willy)"
you had one job senpai
>>59026032
couldnt find the accents so I improvised that bracket bit
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It had been crossing so long it could not remember. As it stopped in the middle to look back, a car sped by, spinning it around. Disoriented, the chicken realized it could no longer tell which way it was going. It stands there still.
>>59026049
yes sir sorry sir
*scurries away*
>>59026081
>like one of mine
hmmmm okay
>>59026060
HAL 9000
why are australians such good posters?
>>59025948
yeah but in britain everyone wears a jumper at all times whereas here we're used to wearing shorts and t-shirts all the time
>>59026060
The sun?
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?” Alois asked again, more insistently.
“Knock knock.”
And so it went for years. It wasn’t until his deathbed Alois realized he was on the outside of the door.
>>59026085
I'm sure she'll understand
*breathes down your neck*
hahaha get this right so I see this guy's post and I make a post in the same format but with the opposite view hahahha oh gosh hahaha I've done it!!! hahaha yes I have the opposite position in the argument hahahahaha I've done it lads yeassss
>>59026134
sublime post
>>59025996
FUCKED IT
U
C
K
E
D
I
T
>>59026111
The last time i wore a jumper was primary school, and that was because it was mandatory.
>>59026099
aaah yes
the famous you made a tiny mistake meme
Any other Scotchmen here?
Feels good being Scotch.
>>59025846
She's just hysterical that I drink too much but that was benzo-alcohol research gone wrong/overboard.
I agreed to reduce my intake of alcohol and even do a an educational course. I was actually quite happy and optimistic about this. But she still through me out.
I texted her yesterday and agreed to what she required of me but she still wouldn't let me come back last night.
Even met her today in the pub (where I charged my phone, and she was just hysterical, lamenting on about me and how it affected her and just generally participating in responsibility reduction for my current predicament.
>>59026133
My bollocks on the bottom
Auatralian posters are going mad lads
Heat must be getting to them
>>59026154
ok well a jacket then if you want to be autistic about specific kinds of outerwear
hahaha lads did tell you about the time i fisted myself???? wellp i did!!! look it up!!!!
t. australian above me
6 cartons of soy drink for only £2 cannot believe my luck
>>59026192
i used to experiment with fingering my bum in my early teens and enjoyed it quite a bit but i've gone off it now
>>59026185
Appeal to her emotions, irish mammies dont understand logic or reason la where's the father in all of this
>>59026190
its the cold m8 gonna be 18 tonight fucking cold ay
>>59026060
vape
>>59026201
>250mL per carton
you got jewed lad
>>59026133
VERY impressive
Nutritious too
getting pretty chunky lads
>>59026221
>>59026192
>>59026191
The heat does something to the Aussies heads.. Not sure what though...
>>59025936
Well that's still fucking useless to me if I'm throwing the thing away.
I hardly want to be followed around by a mars bar wrapper.
hahahaha oi lads get this get how superior i am
this weather right???? pffffft...*waves hands* nothing to me my dudes
i could sit in this weather all day my man
what's the matter??? a little hot are you???? *scoffs* well.... that's a shame *i smile smugly*
i could even wear 4 jumpers if i wanted to
>xvideos now have a HTML5 player
brilliant
technology these days eh lads
>tfw you have a feminine penis
>>59026283
good post
>>59026243
You try to find halal soy drink for cheaper
>>59026185
juni?
Why don't they build nice ships like this any more
Pay jizya londoners.
>throw up
>carry on drinking
>don't feel sick anymore
>>59026285
pic?
>>59026319
oho
My eyes are hurting lads... Think it might be this heat, how do the Aussies do it!?
>>59026285
Mine is quite manly and aggressive looking
Would rather have a cute looking one (but still as big as mine is haha)
>>59026292
rather buy local cow milk at 50c a 1L carton desu
its not even that hot t︃bh
hahaha this heat? Yeah it bothers me a lot too!! we are one and the same my british friends!!! Hahaha *fans self as typing* geeeeeeeze louise is it hot!! hahaha so hot *begins melting* ladsss oh no I'm a melttttt hahahah
>>59026352
What you measure, I'm lacking on girth i think.
>>59026350
*runs up with 4 jumpers and a scarf and big russian fur hat*
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WEATHER???? THIS IS COLD DUDE!!!!!!!! COLD!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAH are you a SISSY or WHAT? hahahhahaHAHAHAHAHAH
*drinks hot chocolate*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mum had to go to hospital for heat stroke today. Thank god we don't live in Australia
>>59026285
cut it to make a pointy end
have a custom armor made
voila
warlike and masculine vaginaspear
>I drink milk out of a cow
>>59026392
thank god
>>59026367
T.Aussieshitposter
>>59026403
2 liters a day
now what cunt?
hark lads i bring news from the barista qt front
>come home after getting el classico #3 on the sides and time on the front and back el haircut-o (took 3 mins tops but thats for another time)
>come home and a shower and durrie with brother #shoutouttolarry
>think to myself "well hmph my dude you better look spick and span if you're going to be graced with her holy excellency's presence
>wear my asic gel lyte 5, black jeans, and ralphie shirt tucked in
>go down to the el cafe de spot
>the non-qt is working and i begrudgingly order 1 mocha and 1 flat white with 1 sugar (my brother and mine respectively (both are regular))
>suddenly the qt starts talking to me
>you're looking nice :~)
>on the spot lie and make up a porky about how we're going to mother's day dinner at yum cha or something
>she talks about how its a bit quiet at this very moment
>i look around at how obviously full it is and make a joke about how "it looks like a ghost town"
>she gives me both my coffees
>ask if i need a tray
>i say no
>>59026424
oho
>>59026391
That "heat" stroke was exhaustion from me willying her up the fanny.
>>59026319
aha what an original and creative post +20 meme points to you my dear boy
>>59026313
because of a hundred years of naval advancements mate
bloody non question reevaluate mate
>>59026382
do you pass the toilet paper roll test
>>59026387
*tries to move*
*realise it's so hot I've melted*
*am now a puddle*
hahaha don't step in me it's so hott!!!!!!!!
>>59026387
Fuck off cunt and let me kip, it already hard enough with this blisteting heat *wipes sweat from brow *
>>59026159
>tiny mistake
think you fucked it all up lad
>>59026465
Except the size of loo rolls varies...
>>59026480
corr mate you missed a blotch
*licks the sweat running down your face*
all good :)
>>59026486
haven't tried enough to answer that
how many people here are completely sober and just up at 4am for some reason? you people have something wrong with tyoy
>>59026504
It wasn't a question you french fuck
*farts into microphone*
That's what australians sound like
>>59026483
really hope the world with forgive me one day :^]
>>59026532
*eats the microphone*
that's what americans diet like
>>59026532
*decks you out cold like the insignifcant little insect you are* say goodnight
>>59026529
you can answer things other than questions
>>59026426
farts POO POO STINKY!!!!!!1!
heee hee does little poopie SHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAAHHAAH
POOP!!!! AHEHEHEHEHHEHEHAHAHAHAA
FUNNY CUNNY POOPY STINKY!1!!1!1!!!!!!!!!
>>59026554
*G'night
>>59026579
waffle head?
not rofl'ing mate
>>59026510
really wish i was drunk off my tits desu
fucks sake lads family is about to get here for mamma day lunch and i havent wrapped mams present hahahahaha fucking hell
*poops*
newfags can't blankpost
newfags can't t︃bhpost
ah yes it's a /workonsunday/ day very good
fuck life my dus
*fucks anzu's creamy little slav pussy*
>>59026666
>59026666
nice digits
>>59026639
wrapping presents is bullshit tbqh how do people make them look so nice i just cover that shit in wrapping paper and tape
>>59026716
she actually had a fairly rough head on her shoulders without all that cake
>>59026744
has* lmfao :D
>>59026666
checked
>>59026744
>rough head
redpill me on this straya meme
>>59026778
it means her head is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit lmfao :D
>>59026639
Stop being a lazy cunt, don't disappoint ya mum on motherday.
Just orchestrated a wank
>>59026790
she's pretty qt without the icing
stupid cosplaying slut kind of qt
>>59026744
i want to pump my seed into her
any lad want to join a /brit/ skype call that is currently ongoing?
>>59026825
haha yeah lmfao :D
>>59026825
Are we on cams?
>tfw you're legitimately worried your willy is too big for a proper blowjob
DUDE
>>59026854
not but we can be bby
>>59026870
Girl told me I was the biggest willy she ever had and said she was gonna challenge herself to deep throat it all
Fuck I want to sleep with her again, she was great
>>59026870
i could use a bit of yours tbph lad
my dick looks like a small banana
only upside is that it doesn't become black and rotten after five days
>>59026825
Is FAT CAM
----A
----T
----C
----A
----M in it?
>>59026910
Trinity
>>59026910
yes
>>59026825
add 'abitofaletdown'
>>59026797
just wrapped it dw
>>59026737
mine looks so awful tbqh the only paper i could find is this really expensive paper that is as thick as fucking kevlar so it looks just so ugly hahahaha
>>59026510
caffeine from last night fucked my sleeping pattern up haha
unironically won't fall asleep until 6
at least im not homeless
>>59026952
welcome to the last two months for me lad
>>59026510
Yeah my sleeping pattern is fucked, will probably start drifting off soon though
Gonna get up at like 12 and take a modafinil to try fix it whilst still staying awake
>>59026939
What'd you get her? Dildo?
>>59026938
parents nickname for you?
>>59026994
yeah haha "nickname" haha ha
No I have the biggest cock of /brit/
>>59026988
nah got her $100 worth of tea hahaha
i dont want to outsource jamal
>>59027003
Going to post mine one day, it will beat yours
>>59027003
feeling small
haha no one is adding me on skype
>>59027003
>the average penis size is actually closer to this tiny thing than your monster
>>59026938
https://join.skype.com/hltZzxeEsPC0
>>59027003
unironically had to reduce the picture because my dick was hardening at an alarming speed
I'm 6.3inch
>>59027003
man my dicks almsot as big as this, i feel pretty good right now
~PUNISHED PRINCESS~
a fallen waifu
>>59027057
Bit gay mate..
birdcucks are at it again lads
>>59027059
only lad? hahahaha
>>59027041
SMALL YANK WILLIES
haha all these dicks remind of the time my family farm caught fire and all my cherished animals perished
still hear their screams haha
>>59027106
Shoot them lad
>>59027093
you don't say
might wank to his cock before going to bed
>>59027106
cheep cheep hahaha jks
>>59027028
bit of a let down then eh?
is it gay to want a hairy man with a beard to destroy your slutty little virgin ass
>>59027184
nah it's just a bit trans
>Congratulations you did it, you broke free
>You're just a fish, like the rest of humanity
>>59027184
>with a beard
yup
totally gay
who wants to see me do 10 press ups by a large horse statue
>>59027262
don't do it bro
you have so much to live for
>>59027262
Yes
how's my pizza looking lads
https://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/espana/comunidad-de-madrid/madrid/puerta-del-sol.html
around 10 to or on the hour
10 press ups
KHAN BTFO
>>59027321
>Yuropoor """""pizza"""""
>>59027350
bit rude that
>>59027015
>>59027003
*beats chest*
no mine will
>>59027321
moist
KHAN KNOCKED OUT COLD
Might marathon the MCU films in release order lads, what do you think?
>>59027321
cant you just make it circular and not be a weirdo?
is there a connection between gayism and being a NEET?
>>59027153
I could do, have a .22 air rifle.
>>59027402
thanks
>>59027422
I was going for that but things happened
>>59027423
porn makes you look at dick all the time
i would never touch a man irl
but i sure do like dicks
>>59027413
>capeshit
If you're gonna do a marathon, do LTR or Star wars.
Or if you're a real nigga, Godfather, or Scorsese movies.
>>59027449
don't agree with this logic
you probably had it to begin with
>>59027458
top tier post
WANT to shag my cousin
NEED to find my keys
>>59027447
just buy ear plugs
you absolute madman
>>59027480
meh
pretty sure i would not thing about dick being aesthetically pleasing if i had not spend over 9000 hours watching fat cocks going in and out of women and associating mentally arousals with fat cocks
Anyone remember this late night gimmick?
/brit/, would you take this punch for £4,000,000?
>this would be considered pizza in Chicago
>>59027545
join a call thailad
>>59027543
ivan
>>59027458
Already done a Star Wars (with the release of force awakens) and LoTR marathon this year desu, will do Godfather again at some point too.
>>59027514
With you on that.
NEED to wake up by 10 am to drive to bristol to help my brother move house. he is planning on buying a new car and has suggested he literally give me his 2012 VW Golf for free when he gets something new
>>59027546
litterally me
>>59027543
I T A L Y
T
A
L
Y
>>59027568
who are ya lad?
quite important:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10157549
>>59027561
>even the bread looks like sugary shit
why do yanks do those things
>>59027534
Been seeing the same things and can't say I like cocks yet, must be something on your side
>>59027574
Do Scorsese,
Taxi Driver > Goodfellas > Shutter Island > Wolf of Wall Street or something similar
or, if you're into your entry level Animuus, do the Studio Giblhi's.
>>59027590
Serbia actually
so why weren't you watching your countryman Khan in his biggest fight?
The Australians are annoying me desu.
Fucking weekend and no school.
>>59027581
lucky lad
>>59027633
hows the cold
>>59027581
Nice brother, should probs go sleep then mate, so you can help him.
not memeing when i say i dont like muslims and i get off public transport if i see one
>>59027592
the man who walks from east to west and west to east
>>59027449
No you're just typically French. A latent homosexua.
>>59027611
whatever desu
makes more things i can fap on
if that makes me a closet homo so be it
>>59027590
would actually lick her eyebrows until the skin peels off her face
>>59027545
like i said in the actual thread to the OP of this post.
yes because they're manlet cunts and I'd munch that punch up as if it was nothing.
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fugg I feel bad for Khan. He outboxed Canelo for several rounds. I was literally crying in the run up to the fight, but not shook at all when he got chinned. I'm so proud of him regardless. What a warrior. Want to see him pop down to 147, avenge the Garcia loss and KO Brook in a Wembly fight.
>>59027612
>Do Scorsese,
Plab.
>>59027682
>closet homo
depends
how does webm related make you feel
gonna have a few coronas in the sun today
>>59027722
>the life
good lad
>>59027692
You have me to thank for popularising that gif around these parts
I'm also responsible for this post: >>59027695
>>59027650
Worse since I started on the Coors lite.
>>59027534
>Pussies aren't pretty
>>59027719
or closet bi
but being bi is pretty faggy in itself
the word bi feels a hundred times more like something very very gay than the word faggot
but to answer your question i really want to shove my dick in those armpits until i drill a hole in them
>>59027738
feel bad for you desu
>>59027728
good lad x
>>59027745
im doing a nofap ree
>>59027745
mate wtf i'm at work my boss just saw this
>>59027701
everything went to script 2bh.
was disappointed in Canelo's feet tho 2bvhwy
>>59027751
good lad
you can be anything you want desu as long as you hate mudslimes
>>59027745
you're cherry picking
that's the god of pussy in the fleshcurtain right there
there's tons that look like shit
>>59027797
>you're cherry picking
I'm not
not any more than someone posting a good looking dick vs a scarred bent ass one
you just watch too much porn
making bitches wet
making blokes sweat
*places the remix to ignition on the table*
careful now, it's hot and fresh out the kitchen
>>59027813
possibly
i don't intend to have sex irl so that's not an issue
>>59027792
you're probably right. I'm not sure what you mean tho. He found his distance correctly. Even if Amir """smashed him""" in the first half, he showed 0 signs of it. Geeza has power.
I really, really approve of the messages from Virgil n co for him to fight GGG doe. Wanna see Amir drop down to 147, avenge his loss over Garcia and spark Brook.
(PS I see him beating Garcia.. Sparking Brook is my wishful thinking tho.)
>>59027813
Girls shouldn't be allowed to play guitar. Their fingers are calloused and they give shit handjobs
http://www.strawpoll.me/10157626
http://www.strawpoll.me/10157626
important poll ngl
>>59027848
I like it rough
I want to feel it
>>59027848
qt alternative hipster girls who might sleep with a homeless cunt like me are kewl
in reality it's more likely to be travelers who sleep with me and are under-age
>>59027848
>shit handjobs
literally only i give a good handjob by my standards. any lesser experienced hand is merely delaying the inevitable penetration, rather than being a pleasure in and of itself
>>59027847
when canelo went on the back foot he became very clumsy and opened himself up a few times for some reason not apparent to me.
garcia will never fight Khan again, no point.
1. garcia got outboxed before the KO
2. the win carries no weight for Garcia
3. most probably wouldn't bring in many PPV as Khan's record is looking below par now unfortunately.
4. Khan has improved alot (with obvious flaws) whilst harder to say if Garcia has as well.
idk if Khan would win though regardless if fight were to happen, mainly because he was still swinging and dropping has hands far too much against Canelo.
the results are in: i'm going to maccies to get a pic and a burger. what should be included in the pic?
>>59028016
your dick
>>59028016
your mums box
>>59028016
your erect phallus
does anyone british wanna answer
>>59028016
cheeky dick and bollocks
>>59027982
>Khan would win though regardless if fight were to happen
Exactly. Hence:
>garcia will never fight Khan again
I believe he is mandatory for his belt tho. Fugg I'd hate to see Mayweather fight Garcia. Styles make fights and I legitimately think Amir could KHAN'D Mayweather.
>>59028066
why are you such a britaboo? don't you know the uk is the arsehole of the world
>>59028125
its an arsehole that shat your vile country into existence you paeon
>>59028125
why are you not, don't you know australia literally is
>>59028125
you're thinking of india
>>59028147
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>>59028163
nothing but shit has ever come from the uk. except for monkey dust. that show was genius
>>59028202
whats that in the top left of your flag btw
>>59028231
the union jack
>>59028231
good post. excluding the cunt that's posting tho. That's clearly not a good thing.
>>59028249
britain is a shithole, and now it's a shithole with a literal muslim in charge of its capital city
australians who hate britain are like emo kids who hate dad because he makes them go to church on sundays
>>59028284
See >>59028285
PS. He was (as it pains me to admit) the best candidate. I really hope Labour (not ze Mooslims) don't fuck things up too much.
>>59028297
Rasheed
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