Real Yank Hours edition
americans should all be killed
terrible OP
those child bearing hips hnnnngggg
>And Virginian nobles weren’t just random jerks, they were carefully cultivated jerks. Planters spared no expense to train their sons to be strong, forceful, and not take nothin’ from nobody. They would encourage and reward children for being loud and temperamental, on the grounds that this indicated a strong personality and having a strong personality was fitting of a noble.
im sorry that im a really bad poster lads
>>59028311
xth for 'no'
>go into country thread
>insult the country
>>59028344
are you even Spanish?
>>59028343
what's a virginian
>English boxers
glass-jaw nation haha
>>59028356
nah
>>59028326
Fuck off you goddamn walking disappointment!
>>59028360
Resident of the state/colony of Virginia.
>>59028355
we're barely even a different nationality, it's more like i'm criticising a shitty province of my own country
>>59028355
good post.
>>59028373
but the usa doesn't have an (official) nobility
>>59028374
No, it's more like insulting your mother, you fucking degenerate.
night lads x
>>59028372
>israeli
israeli about time you stopped posting lad
by the way, if you lads want to cringe, visit /r/britishproblems on reddit some time. it's embarrassing
>>59028355
literally me
im shaving the white skin from my orange with scissors lmao
WAIL?
>>59028406
racist
>>59028404
The fact that you even k ow about that place in Reddit tells me everything about you
>>>/Reddit/
>>59028392
Virginia colony was populated by cavaliers who, even if they weren't nobility sensu stricto, identified with the nobility and sought to emulate them
>>59028394
my mum is a bitch tbf
>>59028406
pretty sure the white is good
>>59028444
ye was just gonna say
>>59028444
nice digits,
of course she is -- she's a bogan.
*gives medal*
>>59028426
sit down chaim, someone sent me a link on steam
>>59028440
>identified with the nobility
so they were transnobles ?
>>59028444
rasheed
>>59028448
good for u but ruins the taste if theres too much
might do a cheeky kill of myself
>my mum is a bitch tbf
>>59028465
Suuuuuuuuure
I don't what's worse, the fact that you visit Reddit or that you jerk off to this T*rkish scum. But on the other hand what can I expect from the people who expected a Muslim as the mayor of their capital
who da fucc up?
>>59028498
cool quiff m8
>>59028495
it's mothers day u cretin
lads
>>59028503
isnt a significant percentage of your claimed territory occupied by muslims or something
Alri lads
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYEEEE NEED TO KNOW NOW
KNOW NOW
>>59028444
>>59028503
Why do you post here if you're just going to slag us off??
>>59028503
>people outside britain think london is the entire country
i had no say in the matter mate. besides the mayor of london is repsonsible for shit-all nothing.
then again idon't really expect your typical anzu hater to know the difference between "mayor" and "prime minister"
>you will never be an English nobleman, hunting fox all day and shagging chambermaids all night
why. even. live.
>mummy died last year
>never need to worry about mothers day presents ever again
>he's not still up posting on /brit/ with the lads listening to ghettotech
step it up - https://soundcloud.com/eamon-doherty/disco-d-nouveau-casino-paris
>>59028535
between you and JFs you're the lesser of two evils
anyway i'm slagging off your country, not you
>>59028554
how'd she die la
>>59028554
got that fat heritage too eh
>>59028565
what is my country if it's not me.
I don't sit back and take it as "haha XD lolz it's my country not me" No, faggot, it's my country, it's literally an extension of me.
Explain yourself. And while you're at it, your government and immigration policy.
>>59028592
UK is a paki infested shithole with a corrupt government and a shadow of its former self
My country doesn't want shitskins coming in, that's why we're a nice country still
>>59028523
No, we occupy then and keep them in check.
>>59028535
Because I want to shame you back to the old glory you use to be.
>>59028537
It's symbolic you goddamn Muzzle sympathizer
>>59028553
>what is noblesse oblige
I'm pretty sure the average powerful nobleman had a pretty stressful life similar to that of a modern CEO, except for the fact that he was obliged to literally risk his life periodically whenever his king got too jealous of froggy's lands
>>59028581
cancer
>>59028642
we let in the shitskins while our cowards were leaving our shores for yours (10 pound poms.)
*skip 20 years*
We harden ourselves RE immigration and you open up your doors to not only shitskins but sliteyes. Explain your double standards my bogan friend.
>>59028652
>It's symbolic you goddamn Muzzle sympathizer
symbolic of what? the fact that some people in london liked a guy's policies and he happens to be muslim? does shit all for me or anyone outside london, and it probably won't particularly affect people within london because the mayor does nothing.
i live in manchester and couldn't even tell you the name of our mayor because, whoever they are, they've never fucking done anything
go post in your own thread, chaim
>>59028683
chinks aren't lazy welfare bums who secretly want to kill as all because the quran demands it like your pakis are
Might make beans on toast again
>>59028652
>It's symbolic
Fucking kikes. You're just angry because the new mayor isn't a heeb lapdog.
alright ima head maccies lads
i've got a sneaky lemon on me that i hope they don't notice. results will be posted
>>59028710
Rasheed
>>59028710
>heeb
rare slur acknowledged
>>59028683
UK is under pressure to take large amounts of refugees and people from ME and africa. Australia is still brutal in who we let in, we just have a lot of middle class/upper class foreigners wanting to live here.
it's the whole immigration by proximity argument. the person who moves further away from their country is more than likely doing it out of choice than by having to get to the safest place quickly.
>>59028642
>jailed for wanking off to small tits
>>59028652
>Because I want to shame you back to the old glory you use to be.
What's your ethnicity?
>inb4 jew.
Guessing slav.
Guessing you don't know how you're not some "XD rebelz lol" colony as opposed to something imposed at the highest level. PS your "freedom fighters" killed British soliders and your State continues to commit war crimes to this date. So fuck off with that coy bullshit. I don't mind Israel and I have no problems with Jews, but pls, drop the victim card.
>>59028715
Wish I lived in walking distance of one would get a fat scran on right now but it's looking like beans on toast rn
>>59028729
not when we leave the EU lad
Anyone else tried those drugs things?
Alright ain't they
Hello Gentlemans
>>59028699
wat. our paki immigrants are like 30 years in now, I swear if it wasn't for 9/11 they'd be basically British by now.
>>59028729
It's not tho. Not if we vote brexit, and even if we don't, not until the immigrants have EU passports (5+ years from now.) I really wish we'd followed your example tho. :((
>>59028776
Dey gud.
>>59028776
must say im a fan
>>59028688
> symbolic of what? the fact that some people in london liked a guy's policies and he happens to be muslim? does shit all for me or anyone outside london, and it probably won't particularly affect people within london because the mayor does nothing.
It doesn't matter, the simple fact that the people of London elected a Muslim mayor and not an Englishman, regardless whether his policies are good or not, is already a disgrace to your country and ancestors.
> i live in manchester and couldn't even tell you the name of our mayor because, whoever they are, they've never fucking done anything
Maybe if you left your house once in a while you would know.
> go post in your own thread, chaim
My name is Sasha
>>59028741
I'm a Christian Slav tho
And I see every action my country makes as legitimate if it means providing protection from the barbarians around our borders
>>59028745
just anything b4 bed will be good. im still in ma room gonna rip a bongo n roll
>>59028776
not bad, a bit niche though
>>59028752
there's also issues with the UK's attempts to overhaul the provisions of working visa's, which completely fucks australia, new zealand and canada by essentially kicking out commonwealth workers who earn under a certain amount, while UK citizens get every current benefit when applying for a working visa in those countries. iirc boris johnson was going on about it and australia was pretty much like yeah do that and we'll just pull out of the agreement or something but idk
>>59028724
>implying
Kike dog.
>when i realise i've taken the b8
Is this /cum/?
>>59028821
Ended up settling for two sausage rolls in the fridge
No messing about
Just messaged your mum on adultwork
>>59028871
dont think u did actually
>>59028811
>Christian
>Slav
>In Israel
See, I don't really identify myself as a religion. Although I was raised Church Of England. So my Christian friend.. How'd you get into Israel?
I btw agree with your second point. As I said, I don't mind Israel and like the Jews. But fuck off criticising my country when yours is the biggest (which is quite an achievement btw) hypocrite going.
NB. There's still a lot of Jews in N.London and they aren't fleeing like their Parisian counterparts. We look after our own.
>>59028838
I don't mind kikes desu simply because they hate muslims
>>59028322
Wtf dude I thought we were friends?
>>59028787
>wat. our paki immigrants are like 30 years in now, I swear if it wasn't for 9/11 they'd be basically British by now.
Rasheed
>>59028832
what are you talking about?
Don't those visas exist regardless among the whole EU?
Also
>implying us leaving is going to fix Commonwealth relations
the whole game is rigged lads.
>>59028945
I was referring to them because they're independant of the EU. i'm not focusing solely on brexit scenario desu lad
Watching Tottenham v Arsenal 04/05 lads
>>59028905
It's alri lad.
Just bothers me that people hate Khan because he's a Muslim. He's a huge progressive lefty and if anything, he gets criticism from London's Muslim community because he's too liberal. Just not fair to judge him like that.
>>59028926
no. literally no. look at LDN mayor and tell me he's not integrated.
>>59028977
you mean the other commonwealth countries? I was saying that I thought the whole EU (more or less) had the same or similar arrangements with the commonwealth countries RE working holidays.
>>59029027
iirc the commonwealth nations have slightly different work visa's that are more flexible or last for a longer period of time than the standard ones that get passed here for EU residents.
>>59029027
Fuck off. Any muslim who appears integrated is fucking lying. They want to subvert your country and turn it into an islamic state.
>>59028994
How is being "a huge progressive lefty" any good either
>>59029071
why the fuck do you care so much? go back to your own thread and talk about how you're getting 2kb/s instead of the usual 1kb/s
>>59029107
this
lefty muslim is like a double homicide
https://www.fb.com/414823195250178/videos/855165997882560/
me lads
got away with it lads
they didnt suspect the pocket lemon at allll
>>59029107
It's not good, but it's very different from the whole "London elected a terrorist" narrative that some fear-mongerers are spinning.
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1462659991578.webm
open this webm in a few tabs at once
>>59029190
>that nail
dire
>>59029070
No. Look at Canada for example. It's a lie.
>>59029071
OK.. If it's not the Jews it's the Muslims.. I get it. He was clearly the best candidate though, although it pains me to admit, but London is also a Labour hot-bed regardless.
(Pro-tip not all Muslims or poor people. Champagne socialists mainly.)
>>59029108
>go back to your own thread and talk about how you're getting 2kb/s instead of the usual 1kb/s
[ ] not rekt
[x] rekt
>>59029108
Rasheed
>>59028326
>>59028404
>>59028465
Excellent work on these posts.
>>59029108
literally hello omar
>>59029223
>oh shit, i'm wrong
>yur a muzlamic!!!
my white ass is laffin at u
>>59029191
Might not be a terrorist himself but his community is full of them
>>59029257
>my white ass
lol
>>59029257
>oh shit, he knows my rasheed tactics
>oh yeah well ur internet iz slow lol!!!
>>59029257
the only thing white about you are the white lies you spinning you fucking leb
>hungry
>there's nothing I want to eat
might bung a pizza in the oven lest i die of starvation
>>59029257
>my white ass
this is the most yank thing i've read today
>>59029270
>>59029271
fuck, nothing slips by colonies eh
you got me, i'm a proud muslim. gay, too. got a custom made rainbow turban that i wear when i kidnap white virgins to sell on the black market. mashallah and all that
eating (and enjoying) a mcdonalds croissant
>>59029293
yeah try and sweep it under the rug you leb loving cunt why dont you let your turban headed boyfriend ravage you up your shit hole one more time litreally lmfaoing
>>59029302
he's got me! he's made me look a right tit!
you've got legendary bants mate you should hang around in the student pubs or something
>>59029302
me at the end
>>59029264
>but his community is full of them
What's your point? An individual can't be an individual?
>>59029325
it's a 'i'll just snidely cave into him until he leaves me alone' episode
>>59029325
go suck a camel's dick aladdin
>>59029344
i'm just pulling your leg because your argument is bizarre. you're claiming i'm a muslim, i know i'm not
running out of anzus to post i need to save some more
>>59029374
im not the same guy that was arguing with you before i just reckon muslim apologists should fuck off back to arabia
>>59029374
>for imperfections
Bet she puts that over her entire face
>>59029343
Only that that individual might be biased toward those terrorists
Don't even know why I'm arguing desu, this election is an utter disgrace to be ridiculed, and a preview of what will happen to the west this century
i apologise for the actions of self proclaimed muslims worldwide and take my share of responsibility as a part of the system. please do not say anything rude about any religions otherwise i will be forced to tell on you
Pakis
Out
I love how the (You)'s dropped off in this thread, lads.
The ANZAC don't realise how cucked they truly are. (Spoiler: more than us.)
Anyone who knocks us can suck my uncircumcised dick. Vote Brexit.
Irish
>>59029384
i'm not even a muslim apologist though, i disagree with a lot of the core aspects of islam and the idea that we should bend over backwards to accommodate them.
i'm just saying that the mayor of london isn't as important of a role as people outside the UK are making it seem. the most noteworthy thing boris johnson did in his entire time as mayor of london was set up a public bicycle hire scheme. aussies and yanks are making it sound as though we've just hired the world's first transgender black ISIS recruit as prime minister
cheeky sadiqi will most likely sit in the background until it's time to bring a new lad in
>>59029402
watch yourself
Chinese
>>59029430
>>59029437
Welcome to the Machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO7Fvd48By8
>>59029472
can i keep my shoes on
>>59029450
doesn't matter how much "power" he has. his election to officer spells volumes for how culturally and religiously cucked the city which accounts for 22% of your GDP is
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/exposed-sadiq-khans-family-links-to-extremist-organisation-a3179066.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/12145126/Labours-mayoral-hopeful-linked-to-online-bin-Laden.html
http://www.conservativehome.com/localgovernment/2016/04/sadiq-khan-is-still-dodging-questions-on-his-extremist-links.html
>>59029490
you'll get wet
>>59029499
it's a bit hard to feel connected when i have literally no say in anything that happens in london. never even been to london desu
have you considered that maybe people just liked his policies? don't think many people voted for him /because/ he's muslim, any more than people voted for obama /because/ he's black.
but then i don't know shit about politics really, i'm just trying to distract myself from how tired i am
>>59029519
i'm a big guy
there is a spider (spider, spider)
deep in my soul (soul, soul)
ah yes
very impressive
Sadiq HUSSEIN Khan ain't muh mayor!
>>59029554
Imagine saying the reverse
>>59029553
he's lived there for yeeaars
he just won't let goooo~
>>59029499
>a westernized secular "Muslim" labour party member from a poor background vowing to create affordable housing
>an eton educated conservative literally married to a Rothschild who you just know doesn't give a shit about any of the inhabitants of London apart from his banker friends
Ah yes, they sure did cuck themselves.
>>59029523
>don't think many people voted for him /because/ he's muslim, any more than people voted for obama /because/ he's black.
93% of black votes were for Obama.
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Politics/Decoder/2012/1107/Election-results-2012-Who-won-it-for-Obama-video
>>59029584
he's hangin around
he's got a mean bite
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JcW5r0U.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>59029611
NOW HE'S READY TO
fiiIIIIGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTT
my london-appointed burqa wife is demanding i stop posting anzu and pray, brb lads
Can you name this famous person with autism?
one of many proud autistic individuals in history
>>59029651
martin luther
dunno who that is
is he who Luther was based on?
>>59029630
AND STAND UP FOR WHAT HE KNOOOOOOOOOWWWS
>profile says 'I'm a dancer'
>she replies with this
What the fuck is she on about lads
>>59029651
He does have that assburger look
>>59029675
she wants your cock m8
>>59029675
It's danc'r code. You have to say:
"Dancing for love, dancing for life! Hoo"
>>59029591
90%+ of black and hispanic voters are democrats.
>>59029675
It means she doesn't learn to dance in any schools you fucking spacker.
>>59029708
how to build wall?
>>59029665
he had the worlds biggest hissy fit
>>59029717
Actually I stalked her fb profile and saw she does so
Get fucked haha
>>59028554
One less Brit in the world tbqh
>>59029554
Please tell me this is mspaint.
Geez, your country doesn't even have the freedom of speech. How could somebody say retarded shit like this and not get fired?
think we should build a moat to keep out to europeans
Today isn't mothers day.
>>59029780
Please try that sentence again
>>59029765
>>59029777
Fatty wanna patty?
>>59029777
It's fine unless it's the other way around.. In which case your career is over at least. Would be almost as bad for an American politician no?
>>59029791
no
>>59029800
Literally yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFkzXc0JLiI
i been around the world and back i aint met anyone i wanna be with you more than you
>>59029675
ahhh yes, if only you could make dancing pay less
>>59029736
looked on his wiki then ended up on Jan Hus
>At the last moment, the imperial marshal, von Pappenheim, in the presence of the Count Palatine, asked Hus to recant and thus save his own life. Hus declined thus:
>God is my witness that the things charged against me I never preached. In the same truth of the Gospel which I have written, taught, and preached, drawing upon the sayings and positions of the holy doctors, I am ready to die today.
Anecdotally, it has been claimed that the executioners had trouble intensifying the fire. An old woman then came to the stake and threw a relatively small amount of brushwood on it. Upon seeing her act, a suffering Hus then exclaimed, "Sancta Simplicitas!". (Translated "Holy simplicity!")
Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice that your version of an abstract concept wildly differs to that of my own
>>59029819
Alhamdullilah lads.
>fancy a dip anon?
>>59029861
Yee
>brit status: KHAN'D
I would like to preface this entry by saying I am an american, and by nature a lover of freedom, an intellectual, and a gentlemen.
For years have I searched for the secrets of control and the practice of domination over others. Ever since I was child I was laughed at and mocked for my love of the classics and neoliberal worldveiw. But now I know the key to true power. Anime. Yes with the help of my patented power helmet, or F.E.D.O.R.A. all are helpless before me. I can force them to post silly hats or provide (You)s to fill my ego. You see, /brit/ has been my testing ground for some time now. Now, watch worms as you are helpless to reply to me. I AM YOUR MASTER!
>>59029858
and here's 95 reasons why
>>59029893
Not going to listen to a one of them lmao
>>59029917
REASON ONE [1]
its the Pope's fault I don't have a gf
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36232351
>90,000 people shared the 'giveelsaagirlfriend' tag
>>59029922
racist
*throws hands up in the air*
sorry sometimes i just feel like doing that lol
>>59029973
*nervous laugh*
Can I drive?
anzu
listening to some Millennial Woes
>>59029986
*presses right air max 95 to the floor*
just a prank bro
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_before_1900
reading about serial killers
>that one French due who ate like 500 babies
*licks your paw cutely* hey ;3
who's he
he aint got no money
do a think
>>59030066
*sniffs your bum to size you up*
i think i've smelled you around before, philip
i like anzu
just woke up again
Might continue drinking
time to roll another spliff lads
>>59030113
frankly an outstanding post
>>59029873
>>59030113
10/10
fuck ye all yhen
>>59029926
And millions of people wouldn't let their children see it if they started introducing lesbian garbage. Thankfully, money talks
Post your desktop lads
r8 mine
>>59030047
ngl if you were a killer before like 1900 and got caught, you'd legit have to be the dumbest person alive ay
>>59030232
bit of a clusterfuck m8
>>59030047
>Strangled women until he orgasmed, never penetrating his victims. If they were still alive, he let them go. The two who died were mutilated, and Verzeni drank blood from one after biting her in the thigh. Sentenced to life in prison in 1872,[13][87][88] served as house arrest from c.1900. Died of natural causes on New Year’s Eve 1918.[89]
top lad
>>59030258
Forensic evidence has existed before 1900 you typically retarded Australian.
oi dope m8 surfs oip redical
Spastic
Wish Woes did less hangouts and interviews or whatever and more just him chatting to the camera
I don't give a shit about his mates ffs
>Millenial Woes
>Mum's on holiday for 10 days
>we went shopping just before she left so me and dad would have enough food without her
>mfw I only bought two pizzas for the entire 10 days
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING
>>59030258
to be fair you had people literally murdering hundreds of people really brutally
also justice was a lot swifter back then, even Ted Bundy almost got off free if he didn't escape prison and murder more people
>>59030342
pizza
>>59030330
Woe is I who is "Woe"
Does he have some sort of lisp?
>>59030339
Rasheed.
>>59030342
You are conditioned to parental care
morning lads. had a nice conv with my shrink. weird how you need to pay money for someone to pretend to care about your problems
Time for another boring day of shitposting and nothing else?
>Raped and murdered over 140 children
ah yes
That same French excellence
>>59030382
That's nice. Now post fucking machines
>Rasheed
>>59030384
Aye
>>59030385
Aye
>>59030312
which forensic evidence techniques would have helped police find a murderer in thin air pre 1900?
they had techniques to help convict a suspect like fingerprint comparison, ballistics and even basic blood analysis but i'm talking about the assumption of not having been seen/not sticking around and slaughtering dozens of people.
With the gf
>>59030387
im not that poster and i never get whats stopping you from going into youporn and watching it yourself
>>59030346
i'm talking more like singular murders and that sort of thing rather than staying in the same area killing people. i'm sure it happened plenty then but they just didn't give enough a shit to really investigate singular deaths or it was just so common no one really wrote about it
>Pedro López,
>Child-murderer and rapist, known as "The Monster of the Andes". Targeted young girls, between the ages of 8 and 12. Arrested in 1980 and convicted in 1983 of killing 110 young girls but confessed to killing 300, exact total unknown. Despite being one of the most prolific serial killers of the 20th century, he was released in 1998. Current whereabouts unknown.
very impressive justice South American justice
So this is the average British man?
Ramadan?
>>59030437
Under the paint and CGI he is a sexy motherfucker
>>59030458
how is holding it with just his thumbs
>>59030422
they did if there was a reason to do so
in Rome for example killing a poor persin iften no one would care, but killing a wealthy person who had the money to fund a private investigator, or alternatively a poor person with a lot of friend connections/a loyal patron would lead to a proper investigation.
it was basically Libertarian justice for anyone who could buy it
we have no real idea how effective it was though, they did often find the killers at least, or they accused someone of being the killer often.
>2016 Ford Mustang costs £16,000 in America
>Costs £35,000 here
Ah yes excellent understanding of exchange rates.
>>59030382
Last time I went to a counsellor i just felt depressed.
What things did you talk about/resolve?
>>59030557
and then when they crash their car and get injured they need to sell their house to cover the expenses
>>59030557
>>59030398
Use Google you spastic. I'm not hand feeding you, at which I'm shure you'd be great at.
>>59030557
>mustangs
literal memes that run over people turning out of car meets
>>59030557
It's because they have to change it from right hand drive
>>59030619
ahhh yes great good job yes hmm
>car autists
Anything more embarrassing than this? No one cares or even notices your care unless it's a supercar. I don't even notice that your fiesta is lowered
>>59030649
capeshit fans
>>59030487
>or they accused someone of being the killer often.
Often, the knife. Atleast in Hellas.
>>59030649
What's wrong with someone having a hobby? Are people not allowed to like things?
>Anything more embarrassing than this? No one cares or even notices your care unless it's a supercar. I don't even notice that your fiesta is lowered
>>59030574
idk nothing too specific, i just opened up the last month or two after i told him about how i look at male models or math geniuses and depress myself how i would never be like them. i just understand better now how i expect too much of myself and need to lower my expectations from life in general
>>59030649
it's like video games or capeshit
manchildren that never grew up
nigger
>>59030657
despite their Hardon for "Justice", Romans really didn't care about it that much, at least not the same sort we think about.
HOL UP
IS YOU SAYIN WE BE WURLD STAR ONE HEROES N SHIT?
>>59030694
he probably thinks videogames and watching netflix are hobbies
>we wuz mayors n shiet
>Being an anti car fedora-lord
Anything worse than this?
