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Procrastinating getting stuff done Edition
The Swede acts underage and autistic and I would like him to be jannied post-haste
shit op
Fuck off yank cunt
1st for japan
http://www.strawpoll.me/10156577
>>>/qa/519869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI
tune
good edition
i'm not gay
London why?
fuck life
Sometimes find it awkward to leave a room because I'm not sure if it would seem weird if I just walked out without saying goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KCgKUrI2mc
feeling a renewed sense of purpose lads
>>59023539
finally found yourself a bull?
>stuck at large family gathering all day
Hmm
>i'm not gay
>>59023563
yeah iktf hahahaha ffs
>tfw left handed in a buffet line
Who's up for some Hunger Games?
Post an image and name and I'll add them in.
>>59023582
i don't understand the issue
don't like spooky unionist murals
>>59023582
>lefties still haven't been exterminated
>>59023596
A lot of american buffets and really most things are designed around righties.
Union
Soverenity
Amor
Big dicks
England sucks you now
Salty, they are
Tremendous power
Cucking the world
Outrageous, you are
USA USA USA USA
Nuke japan again please
Top kekers
Richest bastards
YANK POWER
my Firefox gets slow whenever i read /brit/
>>59023598
Looks like some taig likes his Iron Maiden
>>59023596
...
It's laid out for right handed people
I have to eait longer to be able to grab the grabber thing and then I also bump people with my elbow a lot
>>59023587
Karl Dilkington
i love you jesus chriiiissssssssssssstttttttttt
This French lad seems bipolar
t. psychiatry expert
>>59023587
LeMonopolyMan
>>59023632
I really liked him in Derek.
He needs more work.
>>59023632
>got some post today. the letter was addressed to Mr dilkington
>>59023539
what inspired you m8? give us a gab
>>59023632
>>59023587
My as well add Steve Kike Merchant and Ricky for the fun of it.
>>59023626
>unionist
>taig
fucks sake lad
>>59023640
we're at least three tonight
kinda bummed i lost my special bullying target status
go to church tomorrow anyway lads
>>59023614
Greatest ally
>>59023629
Surely thy left hand must be experienced enough at using food handling devices
>>59023655
well him and ricky fell out (rickys fault) so doesn't seem they'd do anything together again, the old xfm shows have the best bants though mate.
>>59023626
mong
>>59023587
snow white foetus
>>59023658
>threw it straight in the bin
>>59023701
how'd they fall out? I stopped giving a shit post xfm minus the ricky gervais show which was just animated xfm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nF2BAfWUEg
>those comments
>>59023672
sry lad if it's any consolation I can tell you're a much better poster than me
>>59023701
Good, Ricky's a fucking cunt and his "banter" was the worst part of An Idiot Abroad.
Mind sharing a link?
>>59023655
He quit his job at head of department back in like 2005 or summat because he didn't like it
He doesn't really care about money
>>59023661
Just reflecting on the fact that courage and willpower can sometimes overcome difficult situations; sounds a bit treacly/obvious, and I don't mean it in a "you can do anything" sort of way, but many of us depressive lads sometimes lose sight of what we're capable of.
>>59023587
gondola
>>59023672
Don't worry, I gtfo
Cancerous general tbf, I let you being the special frog, they can pet you in peace.
Fucking prick.
>a frog surrendering yet again
wow
12 contestants needed lads
>>59023724
It was to do with pay i think there's a reddit on it somewhere, I'll see if i can find it.
http://anysex.com/305885/?promoid=1255
>>59023772
Did Gondola get home okay?
>>59023790
i'm obviously bantering
you little shit
>>59023809
"my gf"
>>59023809
marmaduke
>>59023824
F U G
Bookmarking this thread ere I fall asleep cause I know it's gonna be a good one
>>59023587
the bash street kids
>>59023750
If you want to see Ricky when he was good, go watch the old xfm shows (early 2000s) there's an entire playlist on youtube.
The break of relationship started between Ricky and Steve then Karl. https://www.reddit.com/r/rickygervais/comments/3601gy/what_happened_between_ricky_steve_and_karl/
>>59023826
there isn't a concept of home in Gondola's world
>>59023865
Good bunch of lads
>>59023805
We should have surrendered during American independance war when I see this
>>59023831
Blih blih blih BLUH
>il cache honteusement son anglophilie crasse
Stealing your women lmao
need a monster shit
Perma-virgin lads, be thankful you never had to deal with women.
Nothing but a serious of headaches and bat-shit logic.
>>59023918
bought yourself a second phone did you lad
>>59023890
>litterally posted last thread that i identified as a brit
i don't tbf
i just prefer their sense of humor
/fr/ is utter fucking merde
>>59023942
Nope
She actually did send nudes after this
>>59023952
Good lad
>>59023932
i have a mother and a sister
and no drive at all to get a gf
but those things are of course unrelated haha
>>59023883
bit sad tbqh
why is ricky bringing back David Brent without steve though. I mean even in xfm improv steve was always the best and sharpest at it. ricky has just gone full meme
dead flowers is unironically the best rolling stones song
*does a post*
whatcha gonna doooo about THAT
>>59023995
Lol
>>59023943
True
>>59023994
think you meant like a rainbow lad
>>59023931
good post
>All those top rankings of In Rainbows
Glad to see /mu/ isn't completely lost, lads.
>>59023995
must give you a "top kek" on that one, friendo
I want to fuck Janny fanny
>>59023978
did you even fuck her
or is this another long distance technologically interfaced wankfest?
sexting it's called
i call it not having sex
>>59023987
I always loved Steve with his quirky comments on Karl, he'd always bring the best out of him. Ricky was better back then too but was still loud and cut people off. After season 2 of idiot abroad it all went to shit tbqh.
>>59024084
>shitposter
>>59024084
Top lad
>>59024092
Wish I could watch and read more /x/ stuff but I get spooked really easily like a sissy.
>>59024064
I met her on steam from an r9k thread
Haven't shagged her, yet. She has two kids but says if I'm ever in UK or if she's in America we'd fuck
Have you ever been taking a shower while alone in the house and felt like something was moving around behind the curtain? Or watching you? Did you look up? Did you catch the very vaguest hint of eyebrows or a tuft of matted, greasy hair above the curtain rod? That’s not a good idea. It doesn’t really like it if you see it. It likes it the most when you’ve got shampoo on your hair, and your eyes are shut tight so your eyes don’t sting. Or even better, when there’s soap and bubbles all over your soft, pink face. It likes that the best, because your eyes are clenched so tight, and even if you did want to open them, like, if you heard a soft scratching against the plastic shower curtain, or a rasping of claws on bathroom tile, or the gentle splatter of drool or cum or… god knows what… well, you wouldn’t open your eyes because it’d burn. Right? Right. Don’t open your eyes. Because if you ever see its face, catch its eyes… Well. It’ll notice...
>>59024136
>2 kids
lmao
>>59024034
Best Radiohead album desu
>>59024162
One father is Paki and the other is half black. She's single now
Walking meme desu but she's not bad looking
>>59024136
as long as you find it worth your time i guess
>>59024138
no idea why you would ever be scared of a monster
it's scary but you can fight back and legally kill it
just scream and beat it to death while hoping it doesn't cut off your balls
>>59024187
they're from different fucking parents? holy shit, why are you talking to this fucking whore
>>59024084
>my gf falls into a pit and dies
lads, post your latest/last ck2 game
>>59024187
>paki and half black
should put her out of her misery
>>59024214
marmaduke can never truly die
>reached a state of self-satisfied contentment in life
My only regret is that it removes a lot of desire for conversation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlyNeKIAbuI
>>59023995
the holocaust never happened
>>59024214
Nooooo ;_;
>>59024246
that's a highly individualistic society for you
happiness is found in yourself and not in sharing with others
not that it's inherently bad
>>59024212
>>59024234
She's 36 too. She is very sexually frustrated and sends me lewd videos on snapchat all the time which is nice. One of them was her deepthroating a banana in the super market
jean claude juncker did nothing wrong
>>59024214
>Lmm btfoing Ricky Gervais
Based
>>59024281
this just gets more and more pathetic
is she aware that she's just a whore to you, or does she have aspirations to leach from you?
>>59024214
based nige.
better luck next time
>>59024281
>tfw no milf-slag to send you lewd things
any lad want to skype me
>>59024214
>Mugi begs for Boris to kill her. He refuses, keeping Mugi alive.
Good lad Boris
>>59024309
Dunno desu
She got butthurt at me a few days ago asking if I only talked to her when I was horny. Then I bs'd and said that wasnt true, but I just get horny talking to her which is true. That morning I literally just said "Hello" and she sent me tit pics
>>59024281
as I said you should kill her after fucking her
>>59024333
tell me your ID
>>59024336
rip big dave ;-;
i love you all and i hope you find happiness
>>59024336
>LMM out so soon
>>59024347
Cant say i hate her. She's actually decent to talk to desu
>>59024281
>>59024347
you should abort
and by that i mean open her belly bath in her blood and make necklaces out of her warm entrails
explain the unicycle frog meme to me pls
>>59024379
it's dat boi
>>59024373
It would be doing her a service desu
Who /chillin/ here?
>>59024346
never meet this woman
she's desperate
>>59024379
frog on a unicycle innit
>>59024359
ourhero8
Caught between the longing for love
And the struggle for the legal tender
Where the sirens sing and the church bells ring
And the junk man pounds his fender
Where the veterans dream of the fight
Fast asleep at the traffic light
And the children solemnly wait
For the ice cream vendor
Out into the cool of the evening
Strolls the Pretender
He knows that all his hopes and dreams
Begin and end there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQiXQUGbac0
Doing a listen to some sad songs lads
>>59024391
It'd just be for a cheeky shag if it ever happened
Almost 21 y/o khv. I'd hit it and she doesn't look too bad desu
>>59024393
>reading magazines in 2k16
wtf lol
please can i just have a you
i will do embarassing things
>>59024393
good looking lad
no homo
>>59024393
Those meme glasses are everywhere now, what's the point of that little bump anwyay
>>59024393
>>59024430
wish I was good looking
current standings
place your bets
>>59024136
>Shagged
pls stop, it hurts.
>>59024430
What do you read?
>>59024466
NIGE
>>59024466
10 on Maisie
>>59024478
you, like a book
:^)
>>59024466
the mayor
>>59024466
Karl's gonna win.
>>59024466
MUG
>>59024466
A N Z U
N
Z
U
>>59024214
Big Dave, best Dave
I'm so tired of seeing the UK going all Muslim. the US must intervene and set up a puppet regime preferably with Nigel Farage in charge
>>59024474
S H A G
>>59024425
>khv
>chatting her up like a chad
I don't even know anymore
>>59024466
SNOWHITE
N
O
W
H
I
T
E
could out
>>59024517
The UK could literally be burning down and they'd still tell us to fuck off and then bitch after that we didn't help them.
http://trmp.us/
>someone started a Trump image hosting site
i cant even
>>59024458
This is my favorite 'pint' glass, it's like 14oz
Perfect to pour a can or bottle in
>Nige and Stephen Merchant huddle for warmth.
calm before the storm
>>59024517
The US would have just as many muslims as mexicans if they didn't fly into the twin towers.
>>59024532
i'm a 24 yo virgin and i probably have more real life "game" than a lot of people that get laid
not even memeing
the fact i don't care about having a gf or fucking probably helps
>>59024466
Wanting Boris to fuckin glass Khan.
>>59024553
http://trmp.us/image/ZcFP
>>59024485
You like what you're seeing..?
:3
>>59024575
Don't know that feel desu
Though I'd need to meet females at all to know
https://streamable.com/7iln
>>59024572
*BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING*
>>59024553
He's going to top baneposting I just know it.
>Maisie overhears Stephen Merchant and a hundred Rorkes talking in the distance.
>>59024458
To facilitate holding a glass usually containing an inebriating liquid.
>>59024621
just need a sense of humor and not give a fuck about what they think of you
there's a chance they won't like you at all though
women have a thin as fuck skin and i'm very redpilled (but not insane)
desu it's be so long i've interacted with a woman maybe i lost it all
please just give me a (You)
i need to know i exist
>>59024689
>nige scares anzu off
>>59024678
good post
fun fact: 0.001% of the US population died on 9/11
>>59024689
Karl wouldn't let that fucking monkey treat him that way, cunt would probs steal his monster munch.
>Anonymous 23 seconds ago No.59024709
alri lad
>>59024466
oh poor gondola ;;
hungry in (my tummy) ; (
>>59024709
You exist....
to be my sex slave ;)
>>59024689
Night 2 shenanigans.
>>59024709
(You)
>>59024691
It's supposed to bring out the flavors and aromas of lagers, I think, or some beer like that
>>59024774
RIP :(
>>59024709
just say "i'm lonely"
>The Mayor of London severely injures Nige, but puts him out of his misery.
the dream is ded
why is this thread dying so early
this isn't the /brit/ i know
>>59024842
fucking PAKI SCUM
>>59024842
FUCK
>>59024842
>Boris thinks about home
>>59024701
need occasions to talk to them more than anything desu
where's thailad when you need him?
>>59024842
WHAT THE FUCK
Karls gone, Our Nige gone, while our only hope; Boris does fuck all.
>>59024842
RIP in Spaghetti Top Nige
Never forgetti
Everything on Boris lads.
Day 3 standings
Janny on a murdering spree
>>59024917
the bash street kids have been keeping awful quiet
must be planning something
>>59024883
i already told that to some guy yesterday
but sign up in a rock, tango, salsa or valse dancing club
lots of women
physical contact mandatory
lots of opportunity to joke around
you can invent a backstory to justify being here but "i like it" shoud suffice at the start
not something i would do since i hate dancing
but if you really want a fullproof plan to meet women that's the ticket
>>59024917
only Cara or Borris now.
>>59024888
tech issue or pederastry issue?
>>59024917
come on snow white foetus
my gf
>>59024917
boris or rorkes
>>59024964
Solid advice, might think about it at some point
Want to become a big guy first though
Lads if a 'liberal' is an American liberal, aka SJW
then what is a 'British' liberal?
Is it too late to start drinking?
>>59024964
>but sign up in a rock, tango, salsa or valse dancing club
People can dance to rock?
>a hundred Rorkes begs for The Mayor of London to kill him. He reluctantly obliges, killing a hundred Rorkes.
the genocide is real
>>59025023
same shit
>>59025003
>blond hair
>black eyebrows
lmao
>>59025023
the same fucking thing
Liberals are liberals are conservatives are conservatives
same shit different topics.
>>59025031
Never too early for a pint laddy
>>59025038
>FOY falls on janny and kills him
hahahahahahahahaha
>>59025032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3U4mFO2xxs
indeedy
>>59025031
Never to late for a Mick.
>>59025038
>foy attempts to climb a tree, but falls on janny, killing them both
fat fuck lmao
>>59025038
rip janny
>>59025044
>>59025039
why does my political mate give me shit when I try to use liberal as a word for SJW then
>>59025038
KHAN khan't be stopped.
>>59025094
because he's a liberal
>>59025094
Because 1+1 he probably is one of them.
>>59025070
Huh. I learn something everyday. Have a (you) frenchbro.
>>59025038
Boris the madman
Maisie and cara suspiciously absent from the feast
>>59025138
NOOO SNOW WHITE FOETUS
>>59025138
B O R I S
O
R
I
S
>>59025023
A Liberal in America is a Democrat, left wing etc etc
Liberal in UK/Australia/Rest of the World are meant to be for small governments, lower taxes, individualism etc. See: Liberal party in the UK 20th Century
>>59025138
frog btfo
>>59025138
Khans going to fucking win because of the meme magic I just know it.
>>59025138
BIG BORIS BLOWS BITCHES BACK INTO A BILLION BIG BLACK BARBECUED BALLS
>>59024678
RIP /film/
Lads it is me or is it far too hot to sleep? I am sleeping with the window open and a fan on but shit man, it's way too fucking hot.
>>59025138
Cara on an absolute rampage
>>59025154
;_;
>>59025130
(you)'re welcome
>>59025200
It is too fucking hot
>>59025204
#TeamBoris
>>59025200
I have a fan in my room
best 22 euros i've ever spent
i hate the heat
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU4QLjphivo
>>59025185
Absolutely savage
RIP
>>59025204
>>59024781
There is literally one on my bottle of vodka rn and it's not the sort of vodka one wishes to increase the aroma of.
Been posting in the wrong thread fucks sake lads
finally bought that dehumidifier
hopefully I will be able to breathe in my room now
participating in a poo
>>59025290
PAKIS BTFO
>>59025290
KAHN
>>59025290
based cara
>>59025290
based cara
>>59025290
CARA KILLING THE MAGIC
BEST GIRL
>>59025290
cara desu
been playing this princess trainer game for the past 3 hours
what am i doing with my life
Why do all of you jump on this retarded Hunger Games shit
Its literally just random, its boring as fuck with the same boring messages each time
>>59025290
based cara
>>59025076
Unnecessarily condescending.
>>59025290
#BasedCara
4 poor souls remain
>>59025288
which thread hahahah.
>>59025227
>>59025200
Not that bad, last night it was, but tonight ain't bad, where you lads at; Leicester here a nice chill 10c.. perfect.
>>59025330
I still haven't finished gold.
Don't have that many scenes left.
Just whats her faces slag route and the NG+ ending.
>>59025190
does he realize his hair makes him look like a clown?
he's like trump but totally apathetic instead of insecure
>>59025330
prefer the hermoine trainer even though the game is shit
the princess trainer has utter shite art/graphics
also this http://stregac.github.io/trainers_image_library/index.html
>>59025330
Wanking I'd guess
about to go to bed lads
night
>>59025290
BASED CARA, fucking lass is perfect, Paki btfo!
>>59025359
There was another /brit/ with like 30 posts and must have been on the top of the catalog when I searched so I chose that
Smh
>>59025200
Fuck lad I'm sleeping outside in a tent and it's fucking freezing. Atleast tonight I have blankets.
>>59025342
it creates an intricate narrative of life, death, and struggle between people and things that shall never cross path in the grey reality we live in
>>59025377
>realize
fuck off yank
>>59025355
BORIS!
>>59025377
Stop he is the greatest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mdFdpIwQVk
>>59025200
Yeah I'm fucking boiling my tits off currently
ayyyyyy
>>59025400
why the FUCK are you doing that
hey
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP
>>59025405
Record yourself saying realiZe.
I want to see how forced you sound trying to say 's' naturally.
>>59025431
No
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>59025431
Shit ending
>>59025400
Why?
>>59025441
hey mate
>>59025076
>>59025353
Condescending refers to talk down to someone; diminish them in some way incase you didn't know.
>>59025441
hello a/s/l?
>>59025448
hello what do you need assistance with?
>>59025431
*slams fist on desk*
*looks out the window*
*shakes head*
>tfw no gf
>tfw you keep getting bodied at Street Fighter and can't do anything right
>>59025431
M U G I
U
G
I
>>59025431
MUGI
I
G
I
>There's no one new around you
awful feel
been drinking all night and i just threw up and god i feel SO much better now. still drunk af tho
Cara MVP.
>>59025439
I am homeless.
>>59025484
>Playing the worst fighting game
bad lad
>>59025431
brb, going to track down the anime posters and slit their fucking throat necks
>>59025507
No ur not
>>59025499
know this feel bro, you need to move to somewhere bigger I think.
>>59025507
Confirmed Irishman.
>>59025523
need any assistance be sure to link me bruh
>>59025532
Literally in a student area hhahahahaha
brb turning off PC and switching to tablet in comfy bed, don't go anywhere lads...
Shit lads, they're predicting 26 degrees for London tomorrow. Thinking about killing myself tbqh
>>59025565
good boy
show us your bum
FUCK OFF ANIME
>>59025530
yes he is, he's benzolad from /éire/, his mam kicked him out and he lives behind a tescos in a tent.
>>59025579
Put some heat reflective thing over the windows lad
>>59025579
hahahahaha 26 lol hahahahahahaha
*ingests cyanide*
welp
*puts anime in bin*
night lads
will probably wake in the afternoon lol
>>59025272
Wew
Vodka in a pint glass is not a good idea
>>59025381
Link?
>>59025507
You can afford internet data but not a hostel? What age are you?
>>59025615
fuck off acclimatized bitch
*drops dead*
11 degrees outside and I'm sweating my bollocks off
This is unacceptable weather for 4am
>>59025588
Well that escalated quickly into homoeroticism
In before penis escalation jks
did another new lads
>>59023459
>>59023459
>>59023459
>>59025612
I'm afraid they'll kick me off from my halls because of it.
>>59025615
Get fucked you inbred bong. No one cares if in your prison colony you're used to dealing with 26 degrees or fucking 42.
>>59025592
that reminds me of that irish adam and paul movie i saw a few years ago in tenerife
>>59025403
love this frenchie
>>59025628
>>59025660
good posts
>>59025642
It's a great idea and I'm drinking from the bottle.
>>59025651
There are no hostels where I live. Atleast I don't think so.
>>59025696
It's a plagiarized quote you dingus.
>>59024789
how big is her fucking head wtf
