It's funny because it's true edition
haha lids
niggers out
>girl texts me asking dumb question
stop toying with my heart
To be honest
hoho leds
>>59021370
Post convo
half-breed azns are usually cuter than half-breed shitskins.
>>59021307
Subhuman nigger
nth for getting pics from girls on whisper and sharing them with the lads on /brit/
>>59021362
no racism please. this is a christian thread.
>mfw most women are ugly fucking munters without makeup
If I was allowed to wear makeup I'd be a literal 10/10
women are literally cheating life
>>59021362
Cracking post
>>59021307
>>59021394
For anyone who doesn't realise the little kid in this is meant to be Elliot Rodger
>>59021398
what is it?
we wuz maffs n shiiiiiiiiitttt
>>59021370
be yourself m8
>>59021410
>mfw my gf never wears makeup apart from lipstick and is the cutest little thing
:))))
>>59021398
Post em lad
>>59021393
Her: When is the midterm?
Me: May 20th
Her: Thanks!
Me: Np
>>59021455
muslims never invented that
and if they did, it was pre-islam
most of the 'islamic' inventions were stolen from the greeks and around the world
>>59021394
For anyone who doesn't realise the woman in this is meant to be Emma Muphy seen here
>>59021423
>>59021447
an app
like yik yak but with pictures and chat
>>59021462
don't have any lad
>Hey Anon, I'm a Muslim hipster - a Mipster! I heard someone say you don't like Islam, that's not true is it? Would love to get coffee with you some time haha
Should I get my left ear lobe pierced?
>>59021455
and yet this is a religion that still kills people centuries after the end of the crusades
the most redpilled black man in america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bv1GCFCYrU
>>59021476
Ask her what kinda panties she's wearing
>>59021455
>We had rights 1400 years ago (before the mongol invasion)!
>>59021401
looked at this version and it's in russian/italian as well hahahaa
>>59021476
easy there romeo haha
>>59021455
>algebra, trigonometry and astronomy
>not invented by the ancient Greeks
Lads haha
http://thetab.com/us/2016/04/28/brit-guys-girls-3627
>>59021499
would totally surrender my pride for those bushy black eyebrows tbf
>>59021499
>I'm a Muslim
walked away there
Race mixing with niggers is bad because subsaharan africans have a mean IQ of at most 85. Plus they are also probably genetically predisposed to being violent and having little impulse control or ability to delay gratification.
Other races have a mean Iq of about 100, so race mixing with them is generally ok and people should feel free to do it.
But racemixing with niggers is bad and should be discouraged because their low-IQ genes are toxic to human progress and drag the rest of the human race down.
If every single non-black person racemixed with a black person then in one generation the mean IQ of the world would plummet from 100 to 92.
>>59021506
>american black politics
>on a british culture board
>>59021499
>Mipster
>>59021540
american women are utter shit tho
>>59021546
fantastic post
Who /should be studying/ here?
r8 my chat up
>>59021594
Me on the right.
>>59021617
flawless
>>59021483
They developed a lot of that for themselves, but it's a silly argument because all of that has fallen out of place in the Middle East for hundreds of years and other parts developed those things on their own.
#traditionally submissive
>Sigourney Weaver wanted to be naked in Alien but the studio wouldn't let her
Fuck sake. Between this and Michael Bay not letting ScarJo get her baps out in the early 2000s, I really dislike movie studios and the like.
looool
>i am too sophisticated to discuss the political meanderings of the worlds only superpower, here are some k-pop idols
>>59021483
nah islamic fellas did have a fair bit to do with algebra but they didn't invent it. the greeks, babylonians and egyptians were all toying with more basic forms of it way back before islam was even a thing.
>>59021455
muslims truly are fucking delusional cunts holy shit
>>59021638
Why does she have a tinder
thinking of trying another robot run
bored of all this mudslime talk 2bh
>start counting calories
>found out I get tons of protein and calories
>still a skinny stick
convinced I have some medical condition
>>59021645
>movies not letting women be slags
what world are we in lads
Are black people nicer in Britain?
>>59021540
>Whether it’s starting a sentence with words like “love” and “darling” or ending a text with a double kiss [xx],
nobody does this
>>59021655
what are you on about, no one is talking about gooks?
>>59021708
Now we are
Wish I had a kpop gf desu
>>59021696
nonsense xx
>>59021694
not really
>mfw studying abroad in America for a year starting september
>mfw going to fuck literally every girl on campus
>>59021645
>watching movies
>>59021692
how many calories?
>>59021694
better than yours, but still pretty shit.
>>59021696
the woman who wrote this clearly had no experience with brits whatsoever
which makes it funnier
non-chavy british accent is cool that's a given
but the rest is crap
What's this lads name, lads?
So this is Whisper?
>>59021749
Paul
>>59021728
>gfriend
fuck off
>>59021743
far above my maintenance, and I'm a skinny stick
I also take vitamins daily
>>59021693
Imagine you got to see prime Sigourney's muff and prime ScarJo's tits. Would've changed your life for the better.
Doing a naked.
>>59021734
>>59021744
Shame
You guys should watch this for some cultural enrichment
https://youtu.be/hFOFCi1uVYk
>>59021755
basically yes
>>59021692
tell us the details or you're just talking like the rest who "can't gain weight"
>>59021749
Stanley Ramsbottom
>>59021694
i don't see how someone could see something like that and not fucking flip and massacre the little cunts
>>59021737
Are you the UCLA lad?
>>59021737
which state la?
apparently the further south you go, the more you're loved as a foreigner (unless you're black or gay)
fun fact
if you are in a building on the 2nd floor or higher you are basically flying
>>59021749
bald plant man
>>59021694
nope, they're scum.
>>59021762
I want one
What's the issue here
>>59021790
White people are the biggest cucks to ever exist is why
>>59021596
this
>>59021796
>>59021797
yes UCLA
>>59021729
love darling xx
>>59021798
ah yess
and when you take a shower you are underwater
>>59021808
I'd say japs are considering their rampant NTR obsession.
Or the French.
>>59021596
>>59021822
these
>>59021827
If you're an autist in Bongistan then you'll be an autist with an accent in America desu
If you're at least somewhat normie you'll be swimming in puss though
>sloot
I thought that word was supposed to differentiate from normal sluts.
>>59021827
Nice, we talked before
Are you excited?
>>59021763
as>>59021780 said, give us actual numbers instead of "a lot bro trust me"
>>59021863
go back to bed
PVC CLAD HEIFER LUMPS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOetVDqjwVM
>>59021822
>>59021856
wee bit of banter with the britlads to liven up my saturday night
>>59021855
Well Japan isn't set to be a minority in their own country, yet. I imagine they'll be letting immigrants through soon and I really dont think I can take watching Nippon go under desu. Probably will kill myself
business idea: state-issued anti-chad chastity device that locks when he reaches the average amount of sexual partners for his age
>>59021694
they're not as bad as blacks in the US but they're still bad and very rarely ever amount to anything.
>>59021855
bit rich coming from a country that spawned this inane black cock cucking trend
>>59021904
why do asian peoples have such odd noses
>>59021860
Nah I'm not an autist, can pull fairly easily in the UK
>>59021865
Absolutely stoked. Such a hassle to get an visa sorted out to go though
>>59021921
she looks half spic
>>59021873
about 2600 a day
my maintenance is 2000
>>59021876
Naw nigga. It's nearly 10:30 here.
>>59021913
>that spawned this inane black cock cucking trend
You lads were doing it way before us.
>>59021939
fuck off
sad thing is this is probably the most british video ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGxhT-Gr83c
business idea: genetically enginneer women to have stainless steel pussyteeth that bite off anything going in there before the wedding
>>59021921
They're qt
Fuck off
>>59021913
Pretty well known that Euro women are the biggest coalburners desu. It's still looked down upon here generally speaking.
>>59021939
Enjoy thiccc American girls
>>59021894
>banter
i'm serious
SAY! GERONIMO
SAY! GERONIMO
>>59021966
good post
>>59021863
Nah it's misc slang
karl networth
>>59021962
Going to fuck your girlfriend first lad hahaha
>>59021946
just add 100 to 200 calories every 2 weeks and see where you start gaining weight then work in smaller increments to really narrow it down desu
>>59021975
if you like tumours passing as body parts then yeah, real qt.
>>59021978
so am I
still banter
banter is in the rapport regardless of the substance of the post
Anybody else fancy Milo? Waifu2x
>>59022003
They're qt and small. I want to rub noses with them
>>59021946
are you confusing maintenance with BMR
>>59021998
jokes on you i dont have one
now FONT
>>59021960
get out of here
the level of unhealthy obsession coming from your country is off the fucking chart
that big black cock thing is a meme in your country, never heard about it in mainstream apps or media in mine
Seriously want to die, lads. My life is just so empty and depressing and pointless. I have no friends and no social skills whatsoever. Hardly anyone ever speaks to me even at work. Fuck this gay Earth.
>>59022020
I want to penetrate him desu, shame I'm white tho
>>59021939
Where are you living now?
>>59022042
>never heard about it
I really REALLY fucking doubt that. It's a worldwide meme
Should I put cheese in my chili lads
>>59022059
what do you?
>>59022059
Look for another job mate, My life seemed hopeless up until last week and now things seem to be turning around.
It'll get better
>>59022076
It's not mate, it's just a yank thing
>>59022042
You do realize that it's a relatively recent thing for us shitposted into fake-facts by /int/ and the like right?
Whereas it was common knowledge for french girls to be the biggest slags in the world.
just made this
quite accurate I think
>>59022088
no
put it down your throat and choke on it, you vile frog
>>59022034
No worries, shall fuck your mum instead haha x
me playing halo
>>59022031
>>59022031
>small
compared to you maybe, jamal.
>>59022131
Bit rude desu
>>59022127
I really doubt it. Hell, I was just talking to a poo girl in Mumbai from interpals who brought it up as a joke.
28 year old virgin now lads
kinda wish i did a foreign study year in uni lads. if i go back to uni i'll be so busy that i don't think i'd properly be able to enjoy myself ffs haha
>>59022163
yeah, but we both know you liked it
>>59022181
i'm a year 30 old neet benzo addict virgin desu
>>59021638
*super likes*
Do you guys have lard mobiles?
>>59022101
IT (autism job)
>>59022125
T-thanks senpai
>>59022191
>Uni
>Busy
What do you do, anon?
>>59022198
I won't deny that
>>59022074
Don't want to answer that in case i get doxxed haha xx
call me a slut lads
Poleaboo will be watching the Amir Khan fight live
>>59022059
i feel you friend
>>59022076
that's the thing, people in your country think it's real
the meme is that it is real
the meme is mine is that it is a meme i.e fake and gay
you could ask women in the streets and you would listen to "fake and gay" all the time because the idea that races are physically different is 'racist' and most women don't watch porn
>>59022228
Slut lads
>>59022228
you're a nice person x
>>59022212
Yes we have whale-transporters, but they are quite rare.
Getting to that time of night where I struggle to get much work done
Might get up early and take modafinil or something
>>59022237
Poleaboo posts here?
wtf lad you never told me
>>59022223
if i get accepted, i'll be on strike and complaining about weekend work rates in no time desu
>>59022241
Don't really get what you're saying desu. Sure the mainstream opinion pushed by the media is that there are ZERO differences between races, but people dont buy into that. They just say parrot it to not be racist. Also I'd say well over half of women watch porn.
>>59022228
how far can you shove that dildo down your throat now you dirty slut
or maybe that was a different dildo gagging anon who was also an aspiring slut
>>59022226
Fiiiiiine...
/brit/ LA meet up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH0nP4NzS9M
briefcase banter
QUINTESSENTIALLY
>>59022228
So close to getting quints, you fucking slut.
keep getting into arguments with peoples on 4chan and realizing I really shouldn't because these people are retarded
>>59022264
>replying to him
end yourself you fucking new cunt
>tfw obnoxious and rude chink roommate all year
>tfw almost out of this hell
I'm gonna make it, finally
>people are believing that some Rustle Group faggot got accepted to UCLA for study abroad in MAY
pretty sure all study abroad was decided months ago. pretty sure housing deadlines have passed at every university. people on here are so gullible
How do you eat crisps quietly?
>>59022351
I know people who have just got their study abroad to murrica sorted
>>59022350
Should've fucked them.
>>59022359
Soak in water
>>59022359
Suck on them till they disintegrate
*rubs hands*
>2016
>普通话不学习
中国是未来
>>59022351
Yeah cos private accommodation doesn't exist does it hah
*rubs willy*
>>59022300
I honestly would meet a yank off /brit/ there, would be quite nice to have someone who understands the cultures
>>59022351
Stay jealous Cuck
>>59022377
My chink roommate? Well he has a dick and if anything I'd just violently rape him
I was neutral towards Chinese people until then, and now I just want to nuke that whole country
>>59022400
>I honestly would meet a yank off /brit/ there, would be quite nice to have someone who understands the cultures
a yank who's on 4chan on a saturday night??
watching a really comfy rick steves documentary about north wales
he's my favourite yank tbqh
>>59022359
>tfw trying to eat crisps stoned at like 4am
>*crunch bang smash crack*
well meme'd, walkers
>>59022413
Chinks are pretty subhuman tbch
Worst asians if you don't count the islanders
>>59022429
It's not even 6 m8
>>59022291
women in the US think all black men have a bbc
in europe this line of thinking is way less prevalent
we have less blacks and more arabs
blacks as a minority aren't sexualized in our porn but beurettes
the whole cuck trend comes from the deep racism of the US as a whole that we don't have here nearly as strrongly
a man allows his wife to be fucked by a lesser man in every aspects (financial, stability, intelligence, skin "status") but one, his virility
in the porn scenarios the black is a sex-animal
this is the symptom of ideas pervasive in your culture
this is why the BBC meme as the reality of african americans average physique is mainstream in the US
>>59022392
>learning another language
pathetic cuckold
Would you chat to her?
>>59021694
This makes me feel sick.
>>59022449
prime pre drinks time desu
The feds wanna shift man
>>59022347
me and poleaboo are close so kys
gang gang gang
Would you hang around with me IRL lads?
>>59022434
north wales is beautiful
the only bit of the UK id like live in
>>59022457
Would chat with the lower half desu
Muslim influence on the UK has gone too far, at this point they even control the weather
Most of the time it's Shiite and sometimes it's Sunni
reminder that poleaboo is ban evading and should be punished
>>59021694
At least they achieve more than in the US.
>>59022486
Describe what you look like and what hobbies you have
I'll tell you honestly
>>59022466
Exactly
Drinking a 9% dark ale atm
>>59022457
great tits
lesbian haircut
ask her is she wants to take your patriarchy in the pissmouth
>>59022479
End yourself
>>59022527
by urself doe pre drinks are when all the lads and slags come around and you get munted desu la
Everyone outside of Northern Ireland disgusts me. Except the Poles in Poland. They're good lads.
https://twitter.com/DrPartizan_/status/729006668395253760
US freedom arrived in syria
>>59022444
He leaves his alarm (chink pop music) going for literally 10+minutes every morning REEEEEEEEE
He also always wants the blinds open so everyone on the street can look in at night. I closed them once a few weeks ago and his response was to literally duct tape it open. Haven't spoken to him all semester aside from when he was calling tech support for over 5hrs to just install drivers on his alienware meme laptop he ordered. He got all pissy with me when I asked if he wanted me to help or to talk to the guy (his english is garbage) and he started getting asshurt and snapped "Why you think you can do better?" He also burps and farts a lot and turns the lights on while I'm sleeping
He triggers me like no other
>>59022511
>and should be punished
Try not to get him off if you can help it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fohOet_3XBc
BLACKED
It ain't safe for the block not even for the cops
>>59022500
You are such a fucking retard, I live in North Wales and it's a fucking shit hole. Sure you get to see Snowdonia but you also get fucking Rhyl, Wrexham, Caernarfon, Colwyn Bay, Mochdre, Llandudno and various other scum infested sewers.
https://youtu.be/Zx0TVhYgfmg
Willy is a little bit hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVLmZMjxfjw&app=desktop
post some certified /tunes/ lads
>>59022514
>that pic
the best oc i've seen in a while
>>59022486
You can be my token foreign friend
*names the jew*
>getting spots on my nose
a crazy friend told me this is a sign of liver damage likely due to excessive alcohol intake
is this true?
>>59022633
https://soundcloud.com/oshi/kali-uchi
>>59022514
Farage as the new bond, who's with me?
>>59022573
you should really ask /b/ for methods to fuck with him
or invent them yourself
nothing too visible mind you
id start by frying his computer
make holes in all his jean pockets
glue his shoes to the floor
and deny everything vehemently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aFlZUTiEDU
>>59022526
Video games, drinking, walking, shitposting
Black hair, permanent stubble, brown eyes, wear checked shirts with jeans, 6'0 tall
>>59022662
>>59022662
not heard that one. old timey alcholics burst the blood vessels in their nose and it gets all swollen and lumpy and red tho
>>59022662
yes
>>59022662
he's very much not crazy
red spots on the side of the nose that stay even after the comedown are warning signs
>>59022674
Outta here in a week
I made the mistake of living on the "international" floor thinking it'd be cool and I'd meet lads like in /int/, but in reality it's just chinks and poos who signed up too late and got stuck here
>>59022573
Had this Chinese flatmate last year who kept to himself mostly, but did these disgusting loud grogs into the sink, like 'HEURREHRHEUEHHEGGGHH'
Link for the boxing
Love, Poleaboo
acestream://127d39c4b9f68c3b416984d43d8327ec1992fef1
>>59022573
just beat the shit out of him
>>59022573
Any more wild tales? The duct taped blinds really triggered me
My mum don't know your mum
>>59022690
Yeah would hang out with / 10
want to try this
looks very satisfying
>>59022733
it doesnt start for the best part of 3 hours though
how long until the EDL forms a paramilitary wing and wages guerrilla warfare on the occupying Muslims?
>>59022573
why are people so fucking inconsiderate like this wew
should box that gook to death and blame it on IS
>>59022766
What's that thing she's holding to remove them? Looks like play dough
>>59022728
pee in his fucking bed
better if you have a hairdryer though so you can do it in 10 minutes while he is out
>>59022744
Well he hardly ever wears pants for one thing. Always in his whitey tighties and also does nothing but go to class and yell at his screen during league of legends. I'd estimate he sinks at least 5hrs into that game everyday
He used to be a quiet autist at the beginning of the year, but then I think he became interested in a girl, woke up, and decided to become a douche to win her over. The way he walks now and all his movements are him trying to emulate badasses in movies he watches. I have friends who have noticed this in him too
>>59022786
The undercard fights should be fun though and Steve Bunces punditry is brutally honest
>>59022792
Likely never, MI5 watches them like a hawk and any attempt to start anything like that would be stopped instantly. Any attempt by members to buy a gun would be foiled instantly too
>he doesn't use Linux
>>59022762
My mum will scissor your mum
>>59022884
you are just as bad as your chink roommate
>>59022828
lmao just unplug the internet or something in the middle of his lol games and he will flip his fucking lid
>tfw the chili is too hot and I have to wait for it to cool down
Just got in from work lads, how's everyone doing tonight?
>>59022884
Shut up nerd
i love you /brit/
