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the end of drug-related deaths edition
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leelee
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWUAdkDi7bg

>try to be a spokesperson for good parenting
>die and leave 2 young children behind
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1st for native gf
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yasuho hirose
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>west ham
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BRING BACK THE EMPIRE
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>meet new people
>they ask my name
>"Oh, that's nice. Where are you originally from then?"
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>tfw you school some faggot and he has no reply
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why is Palin sitting so close to Koko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB4o5n2EGyA
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>>58998268
t. Rasheed
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>>58998225
>>58998241
>>58998245
>>58998246
>>58998266
>>58998267
>>58998268
>>58998271
>>58998282
>>58998286
You're my babycakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ
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>>58998099
tasty legs
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>>58998241
What are they arguing?
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>>58998241
kek
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Choa
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sophie
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hmmm the west lothian question is definitely a puzzler
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best way to trim your pubes?
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>>58998320
what
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THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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>>58998241
>Her widower Thomas Cohen said in a statement: "My beloved wife Peaches was adored by myself and her two sons Astala and Phaedra and I shall bring them up with their mother in their hearts every day."
> Geldof left no will. Her gross estate was estimated to be £884,274, with £450,000 in outstanding debts upon her death.

>Astala
>Phaedra
>£450,000 in debt
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>>58998358
would not mind if chinatsu raped me x
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>>58998362
With a straight razor like a man
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>>58998362
with your teeth
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>>58998208

i cringed tbqh
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>>58998375
ha wayyyy the lads
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>tfw Muslim
Everybody on /int/ mocks me.
>tfw Liverpool supporter
Everybody on /sp/ mocks me.
>tfw Mac user
Everybody on /g/ mocks me.
>tfw natty
Everybody on /fit/ mocks me.
>tfw not a Chad
Everybody on /r9k/ mocks me

just stop, please
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well?
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>>58998362
singe em off
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>>Anonymous 5 seconds ago No.58998428
Should probably neck yourself la
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>>58998358
It's quite simple really.

The Scots should free the English of their shackles and go independent.

The union is unfair to the English.
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>>58998428
fuck off paki
nobody here wants you
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>>58998428
dumb frogposter
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>>58998394
stay away from jews and their magicks people
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>>58998449
Backwards (yes)
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>>58998428
>>tfw not a Chad
>Everybody on /r9k/ mocks me
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Me right now
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hot out
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Would really like to be a stubborn old man living in the middle of nowhere with a barn full of cool old cars someday 2bh
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Watching Fatman v supermeme lads
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>>58998449
>backwards or forwards
>answers are yes or no
what on earth
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>>58998449
what
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>see lewd thumbnail of an ambiguously raced woman
>they're of asian decent
>continue scrolling
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dubs I end up licking a girl's pussy tonight
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yuruyuri yuruyuri yuruyuri SAN HAI
yuruyuri yuruyuri GOOOOOOOO
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>>58998495
pretty talented multi-tasker la
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>>58998449
'yes'
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Just watched a Sargon of Akkad video and I want to kill myself. Jesus Christ, I support a lot of alt-right policies but is it any wonder they're universally hated when it's full of people like that. He's just a contrarian neckbeard.
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>>58998527
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>I support a lot of alt-right policies
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Will this Norwegian cunt ever fuck off
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>>58998595
at least use fresh pictures
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>>58998562
>sargon
>alt right
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>Just watched a Sargon of Akkad video
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>>58998541
Good post
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>>58998599
bit rude
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>>58998633
me on the right
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Whenever I want something to happen, the opposite happens.

Starting to think I should want the opposite of what I want to happen, to happen.
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>>58998627
kys
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Any of you lads know an emoji for disapproval, like shaking head or something?
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Can't find my earbuds and it's got my pretty frustrated right about now
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I was with a girl yesterday and she was showing me some pictures on her phone and I saw she saved one of my facebook pictures and quickly scrolled back down.
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>>58998645
Fuck off

Your paki spamming friends aren't here
Fuck off
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>>58998651
got you a present la
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making a snack lads
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do muslims go to the same heaven christians do?
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>>58998618
Is he not one? I thought him, Milo Yiannopoluos, Ben Shapiro, and other pro trolls like that were basically the heroes of the alt-right movement.
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>>58998651
do NOT sexualise the Yuris
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>>58998666
the senior isn't smoking a cigar
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>>58998666
Was probably sending it to her group chat

"Look at this uggo"
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>Electromagnetic radiation from large ball of plasma is blocked by water vapour
>No longer feel happy
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>>58998173
I'm going to test the enforcement by carrying around bags of baking powder
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>>58998704
They would if heaven was real.
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>>58998704
Muslim here.

Let's be clear: there is no heaven or hell.

This is it.
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saw a wild fedora today but he was like 45

don't think young fedoras exist in this country
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>>58998690
>Your paki spamming friends aren't here
they've rejected me
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>>58998714
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>>58998736
You won't get stopped unless you make it bait desu
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>>58998704
They have to use the back entrance
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>>58998748
this thread?
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>>58998773

nobody in this thread owns a fedora or trilby lad
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alri lads

any gays on?
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>>58998748
at least one per department at universities
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>>58998763
then I'll do lines of flour in the town center

if they ask what it is, tell them I don't know, it's their job to find out
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>>58998708
he calls himself a liberal
he just lives in reality and likes to make fun of retarded shit
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so nice that I can express my heterosexuality online
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https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1462635198324.webm

me last night
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>>58998698
Lol what channel is this from?
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>>58998761
what age are these girls supposed to be?
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ferragamo belt
j's on my feet
young chief commander
thaiboy gt gtb
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>>58998795
if you mean the dated definition, no.
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>>58998795
H-Hey
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>>58998795
none

>>58998830
bigot
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>>58998708
>Ben Shapiro
jewish leftist
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>>>/r9k/28396457
>>>/r9k/28396457
>>>/r9k/28396457
>>>/r9k/28396457


lads
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>>58998860
obamacare has done literally nothing for me besides cause my old insurance policy to no longer be offered.
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I take care when I water my plarnts
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>>58998839
Middle-school/13/14 as far as the first season goes.
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>>58998282
my sort of crowd desu
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>>58998839
little
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>>58998900
>Healthcare for all
>Evil
Why are americans so brainwashed?
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>>58998820
Good lad
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>>58998912
"middle-school" means nothing to me mate

is that younger thant 13?

how is are these cartoons not blatant noncery?
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>>58998935
>Why are americans so brainwashed?
Most people are brainwashed to act against their own self-interest and instead serve the interests of elites.

Why do you think there are so many Toryboys in /brit/?
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>>58998935
Because it was never "healthcare for all"
It was "Healthcare for minorities"

My healthcare policy got DROPPED FROM THEIR OPTIONS LIST after obamacare was enacted. I had to switch providers entirely just to get myself covered again.

You want to pay out of your own pocket for a bunch of crackhead niggers to get their gold teeth? Have at it. But don't fuck my shit up doing it.
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>>58998952
13/14 like I said la
And they're p/u/re, that's why.
Also it never goes anywhere farther than that really.
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>>58998820
can't be done for posession, just intent to supply
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>>58998935
>healthcare for all

forcing everyone to have health insurance isn't healthcare for all
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>>58998821
Yeah but he does it in such an embarrassing way. I agreed with literally everything he said, but there's something so cringeworthy about a bloke alone in his room going through clips about feminism and recording his own voice over it about how they 'don't understand basic economics'.
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>>58999025
Well it's white powder so they'll probably think it's coke desu
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>>58998880
looks like a modernist art piece
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>>58999012
Fair enough, lad. I always just thought it was an American version of the NHS
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>>58999035
Atleast us neets/wageslaves aren't forced to have it if we live at the minimum.
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>>58998736

the PSB is purely designed to shut down headshops and websites

it's unenforceable on the street
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SON OF A BUS DRIVER

SON OF A BUS DRIVER BEAT THE OLD ETONIAN SON OF A BILLOPNAIRE MARRIED TO A ROTHSCHILD

AND THEY SAID LABOUR DIDN'T REPRESENT THE WORKING MAN

RICH CUNTS BTFO

TORIES BTFO

CHEEKY SADIQI DID IT
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>>58999051
30 years ago maybe
white powder could be one of dozens of things

plus, you can test coke just by tasting it
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>>58999018
who is the target market for these cartoons if they aren't made for nonces?
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I've been waiting for a guy to come and take me by the hand,
Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of another man?
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>>58999115
school chilrdren
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>>58998245
She looks too much like John Romero.
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>>58999047
he's just one of the lads
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very tolerant
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>>58999135
ask her about doom while fucking her
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>>58999115
People who like moe/Slice of life.
It's pretty meta for general anime stuff as well.
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>>58999133
so weebs are just bronies who like japanese nonce cartoons?
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>>58999105
Yeah I'm sure a policeman will stop you, dip their finger in a bag of unknown white powder and gum a bit
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>>58999197
yes
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>>58999100
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Newcastle going down lads
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>>58999100
Rasheed
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>>58999059
I understand in other countries that have pulled it off the rough concept might seem great. The theory does sound good to me even.

But the way it has been implemented here became detrimental to those who already had private health insurance and was really meant as the health system equivalent of our housing projects. My neighbor still can't afford to go to a doctor even though he's white and has a full time labor job, let alone something "non-essential" like a dentist.
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I still miss her lads. My heart aches. There's a constant numbing pain. She haunts my soul. I don't know what to do.
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>>58999100
muslims aren't working class
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>>58999237
>I don't know what to do.
Upload pic.
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>>58999203
here they have portable narcotics testing kits they can use.

(no they don't include a nose)
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>>58999197
only god can judge me
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>>58999188
Gonna ask her if she got inspiration for her wild level design from her vagina.
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>>58999237
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>>58999100
You can't be working class if you're non-white.
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>>58999276
MAZE'D
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I use the audio captcha because sometimes you get a girl calling out the numbers and it feels like she's talking to me.
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going to the gym for the first time in ages lads

how much do i tip the receptionist
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>kicky ball men
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>>58999203
That's exactly my point

Even if they knew exactly what it was, they'd still have to prove that it has a psychoactive effect on humans, and they just don't have the legal power to do that.

Nobody is ever going to be prosecuted because they don't want to start a months long investigation that will almost certainly be inconclusive.
They don't even have the power to detain you or seize it until they can confirm.

But according to Theresa May, they sorted this all out in just under 30 days.
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>>58999276
me on the far left
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>>58999100
this is kinda big tbf considering London is the second most important city in the world
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gonna try and kill the pilot's past now lads
wish me luck x
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>>58999276
me on the left using a straw and thinking about /brit/
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>>58999337
good luck
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>He posts worst Choa
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>>58999276
Dude is wearing his watch over the sleeve of his shirt.
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>>58999276
Why do all British people look the same?
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>it's a writers steal from the Matrix episode
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>>58999295
who are you
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Lads I'm fucking done, I will have to move towns. Not going to greentext but in short I got circumcised a week ago (phimosis) and I was at a party last night. Fell asleep on one of the beds and a qt Irish girl I fancied for ages wakes me up by shaking me. She then started kissing me and undid my jeans and pulled down my boxers. I was too drunk to fucking think about what she'd see.

She saw my disgusting bruised, bloody, swollen dick. She literally shouted 'what the fuck is that' and ran out. She's told everyone.

I think I will either kill myself tonight or make plans to move away. Fuck this
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Does Studio Ghibli count as anime?
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>>58999330
Possession of RCs isn't going to be illegal, importing and supplying them will be
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>>58999410
n-no
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>>58999276
have that jacket desu
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>>58999382
left looks a bit out her depth but the other 3 are alri
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*breaks into song*
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>>58999383
I'm Ronnie fucking Pickering, lad.
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>>58999410
no, even my mum watches it
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>>58999403
Or just explain
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>>58999403
lol dont be so hard on yourself
amor fati
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>>58999368
How else is everyone gonna know he's rich?
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>>58999410
It's studio ghibli season at picturehouse cinemas if you live near one :3
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>>58999439
>>58999439
Same. Gonna stop wearing it now.
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Best mate when I was 11-15ish had a kid, don't even care. I'm 25 and I have zero desire to ever have kids.
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>>58999410
Yes you melon.
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Just got my first girlfriend. She turned 16 last week. I'm 22.
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>>58999403
>phimosis
heh.. yea sure mate
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>>58999403
she's such a cunt
who does that

you should own it though
"yeah i have part of my dick chopped of, want to suck on the bloody mangled remnant of this old glory"

source: i have been circumsized too
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Why is it that the majority of transgender people come from middle class homes?
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Fingered a girl in a park lads
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>>58999443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opU1urLhw50
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>>58999437
Need to know whether to hand myself into the rozzers.
>>58999453
She single?
>>58999496
Will you go with me? :3
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>>58999523
the 'burbs are sooooooooooooooooo boring, need to find something interesting to do
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>>58999475
Hi Yhorm.
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>>58999403
Technically you didn't consent so you could get her banged up for sexual assault
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>>58999523
Why is it trannies are never off the TV now yet I've only seen one in my entire life?
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Why is everyone chimping out over Scarlet Johansen playing Ghost in the Shell but that brown lass playing that medieval queen gets no mention?
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how did you help your local refugees today?
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>>58999548
mayyyybe
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is barbados qt here?
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just browsing the 'chon
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>>58999554
*charges stormruler*
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>>58999443
what song?
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>>58999412
What's the difference?
The burden of proof is on them. If they can't prove it, they can't detain them.

As far as I know, they aren't allowed to test seized substances on human subjects, willing or not.

I'm sure that in a few years, they might have some concrete evidence that certain substances do indeed cause an effect on the CNS, but that's no better than the system in place right now.
The chemists will just alter the chemical composition again and it's back to square one.
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>>58999611
*soft-bans you*
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Eating peanut m&ms
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>>58999403
>>58999517
irish women that's who
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>>58999475
4Head
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>>58999597
those tits are 25 tops
are you 10 years old?
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won lads
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spoke to 2 (TWO) girls yesterday lads
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IM GOING TO SCREAM IF SOMETHING INTERESTING DOESNT HAPPEN SOON
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>>58999690
did you mention your paedo fantasy; anime?
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>>58999665
>viper rooms and crystal regularly posted

Do you go to uni in Sheffield lol
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>>58999680
not bad lad, what class were u using?
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>>58999598
We can walk in and out separately if you want.
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>>58999677
what did you say to meee
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>>58999737
support
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Bout time for a haircut lads

Any suggestions for a new style? Keep in mind it's almost excessively thick.
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>>58999721
hope not haha
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>>58999690
forgot the "dimensional" part haha
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>>58999715
You'll be howling the rest of your life then Stally.
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been noticing a lot more international posters here recently. whats happened lads, most seem to understand banter, bar yanks.
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>>58999829

buzzcut
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>>58999829
buzzcut
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>>58999513
Sound. What part of Syria are you from?
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>>58999611
>introduce le demons souls refrance for one boss fight to make it easy so 99% of players wont even see the cool AI the boss has
>then make said weapon useless against every other enemy
bravo from
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>Parents take me to a restaurant for my birthday
>I don't really like it, I don't like eating with others
>But I accept it and try to deal with the issues
>Get close to the end of the meal
>It is almost over, thank goodness
>Managed to get through without really making a mess of anything
>Suddenly hear singing behind me
>Parents stand up
>My heart is in my mouth
>Turn around
>Fucking big collection of waiters and waitresses carrying a fucking birthday cake in my direction
>Can see EVERYONE in the entire restaurant looking at me
>Start to break out in a cold sweat
>They put the cake down on the table
>''Anon, blow out the candles!''
>all the people cheering me on, even some people who are just eating around us
>Feel really short of breath due to anxiety
>want to blow the candles to seem grateful
>don't have enough breath do it myself
>pick up a handful of lasagne that my mother didn't eat from her plate
>try to use the lasagne sheet as a wave to generate air and knock the candles out
>accidentally drop it because of my sweaty palms
>lasagne falls out onto the cake
>starts slowly dripping down the side of the cake on which the icing has started to melt
>silence everywhere
>dad yells "FUCKING HELL ANON"
>grabs me and pulls me outside while mum pays
>I cry all the way home
>parents haven't forgiven me still
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>>58999829
buzzcut
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>>58999829
Pink mohawk, with the nike symbol shaved onto the side of your head
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I'M PULSATING LADS
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>>58999877
Most players wouldn't use the stormruler if they didn't read about it online.
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>>58999843
Are Richard has probably gotten more pootang than most in this thread desu
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>>58999840
this isn't true they were real

reeeeeeeee
>>
>>58999612
darude sandstorm
>>
>tfw haven't met my duolingo goal for an entire year
>tfw still get a notification every day reminding me of my failure
>tfw not uninstalling it as I keep telling myself "I'll start next week"
>>
>>58999872
He's from the Eastern region of Eritrea
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>>58999829
Buzzcut meme
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>>58999738
pls don't tempt me out my safezone
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>>58999881
why the fuck did you try to use lasagne of all things
surely there were napkins about
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>>58999877
yhorm fight was much more interesting without siegward kiting him away from me the entire time, that's for sure

>>58999919
>hit
>do almost no damage after steamrolling the entire profaned capital
>hmm guess it's a gimmick fight
>item in the distance
ah yes we're just guide cheaters
>>
I don't even know where to start with you, I mean, do you even know who you're talkin to?

Do you have ANY idea... any idea who I am?

Basically... Kind of a big deal.
>>
hardcore thunder and lightning outside lads
>>
>>59000083
I'm a force-a-nature!
>>
>>58999829
short back and sides
>>
>>58999999
>>59000000
>>
>>58999981
I was getting heart palpitations just thinking about it anyway.
>>
>>59000109
LOVE STORMS.
Wish I could live in a place where it storms 24/7
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>>58999997
don't question me
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f3yqhGwYoe
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Just tried to order a coffee at Pret for the first time and dropped so much spaghetti

>one coffee please
>'what kind of coffee?'
>regular please
>'filter coffee?'
>yes, caffeinated please
>'milk?'
>black, I mean no milk

fuck
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>>59000222
FOB
>>
>>59000109
>>59000179
My Indian friend sent me a video of the most intense thunderstorm I've ever seen last night. Torrential rain and constant flashes of lightning and growling thunder. Was jealous desu.
>>
>>59000196
keep going lad
>>
don't know why websites keep on thinking I want to watch wacky videos about barack obama
>>
Whatever happened to Chingy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zps_CgXhPk
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>>59000208
reddit
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>>59000222
>not knowing the baristas in Starbucks by a first name basis
>they know what I want every time
>>
>>59000046
isn't that illegal?
>>
>>58999829
Pompadour
>>
>Camila Cabello
>Ariana Grande
two hottest chicks i've ever laid eyes on
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>>59000271
>Pooland gets the good storms
Life is shitposting me on a whole other level.
>>
>>59000321
I need it to put on my barren CV 2bh
>>
anyone link a slow hip-hop song with minimal lyrics?
>>
>>59000035

Manchester mentioned
>>
>spam r1 with estoc
>win every match of pvp
ah yes very impressive
>>
>>59000382
here you go lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5okl8JlR4A
>>
facebook com/430326123791041/videos/578842868939365/
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>>59000196

0161 manny on the map
>>
>>59000344
God is trying to wash away all the shit from the streets to make the country inhabitable.
>>
>>59000341
'no'
>>
>>59000341
Camila looks shabby mate
>>
listening to skepta lads
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>>59000382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Egst7pTuu0
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>>59000344
The best storm I've ever experienced in person was in Burgerland during hurricane season. Ours are rubbish, it's just constant drizzle.
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>>59000421
>hornet ring
>parry
>ded
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>>59000196
FOM
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getting comfy to watch the game desu
>>
proud anti-intellectual 2bh
>>
>>59000461
skep's actually shit though lmao
>>
>>59000341
>chicks

Fuck off, Yank.
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>>59000421
duel me cunt
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>>59000382
listen to J-Dilla
>>
Canada has the wildfire because God is punishing Canada for it's decadence
>>
>>59000461
ashamed at your behaviour, vile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCWCEPPbZXA
>>
My fiancée's autistic son gives giving me spoons and toast racks lads

Told the little cunt I don't want them. What should I do?
>>
>>59000497
more tights lad
>>
>>59000523
was about to say this
>>
Post old trance tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYkkINRsGEs
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>>59000382
Skrillex
>>
>>59000506
>>59000548
bad posts
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>>59000506
This desu
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>>59000544
delete
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>>59000497

are these from that creepshots forum
>>
>>59000421
>it's a far-casting shitter summons phantoms invasion
>claymore them both and roll through his soul spears
>he panics and lets me get a few backstabs
Really don't get the pvp hate.
I mean it's frustrating sometimes getting ganked, but it forces you to git gud.
>>59000446
He needs to hurry up then.
>>59000468
that's true, I really want to go to North Carolina again. Or the NE states.
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>>59000462
>still posting shit music
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>>59000471
"just parry" is literally on par with "just dont get hit by every attack" in terms of advice
>>
Every continent on Earth has experienced growth apart from Antarctica and the EU
>>
>>59000568
did I ask for your opinion?
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more gun
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>Watching Batman v Superman
>Batman just unloads on niggas with guns and blows up their cars

Thought Batman didn't kill? That was his gimmick.
>>
>>59000607
use caestus, ez parries because the window starts as soon as you hit the button
>>
>he doesn't know what trance actually is
>>
Have read a book a week so far this year
>>
Poleaboo has returned
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>>59000619
Another bad post.
>>
>>59000591
>still posting shit women
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>you will never witness upper atmospheric lightning
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>>59000647
what books lad
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>>59000663
fuck off
>>
>>59000591
what should i listen to then
other than kpop...
>>
>>59000647
recommend me one
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>>59000646
yeah yeah yeah autist i like age of love and dance 2 trance too but i want some peak 90s anthem trance
>>
>>59000382
Poleaboo hates that shit

Gangsta Rap is the best form of hip hop

fast but not too fast and aggressive
>>
>>59000586
>bragging about killing fucking magic users
literally the most undeveloped type of damage in the game right now, if you said pyromancer i might understand your anger but sorcerers are complete shit and you can roll through every attack
>>
>>59000382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEQClcRBxw8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEJa7t4ST0I
>>
>>59000682
harry potter
>>
It's funny hearing my leftie friends who have been telling me for the past 5 years how the conservatives have strangled the economy, and that the UK economy is in tatters

Since the EU talk, they are now singing praises of the UK economy, talking of how much it has prospered in the EU
>>
>>59000708
not the other guy

but the autobiography of malcolm x is GOAT
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>>59000153
in a different dimension we're together right now
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>>59000705
NWA
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>>59000705
not that for a start
>>
>>59000705
music
>>
>>59000716
>if you said pyromancer
Telegraph: The class
I should know, I suffered in DaS1 immensely from using it.
>>
>>59000716
>if you said pyromancer i might understand your anger
>tfw fire surge
REEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>
Lefties on Facebook are convinced the BBC is Conservative propaganda

Righties are convinced the BBC is left propaganda

w-what...
>>
Got loads of cum stains on my mattress protector

Gonna have to throw this away before the parents come to pick me up
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>>59000744
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>>59000744
>Since the EU talk, they are now singing praises of the UK economy, talking of how much it has prospered in the EU
well then your "leftie friends" are delusional

i'm a leftie and i want Brexit
>>
Facebook's Sheryl Sandberg in single mothers plea - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36236370

Thoughts?
>>
>>59000803
>the news don't accurately reflect my beliefs 100% of the time, that means it is actually propaganda from the other side

literal children
>>
>>59000782
>not using dead angle chaos fireballs
get fucking good
>>
>>59000803
BBC is leftist propaganda though.
I have never seen them even try to hide it.
>>
>>59000803
the BBC is state propaganda

studies have repeatedly shown that it literally just parrots the government position, whether conservative or labour
>>
>>59000313
was it the toilet brush webm?

being naked in a public place is illegal yeah
>>
>it's another overly-sensitive thick-as-shit baconboy
>>
>Poleaboo about to win a Hearthstone game
>Disconnect
>Rush downstairs to the wifi router
>Sister has disconnected the internet
>Tell her she should have consulted with me before resetting the router
>"Why were you doing something important like looking for a job?"
>>
BBC is pretty neutral I've found
>>
daily reminder that /brit/ is a right wing aligned general

lefties can go back to le reddit
>>
>>59000882
>BBC is leftist propaganda
Ah yes, the BBC were very critical of the Iraq war.
>>
Worried about uni exams lads
Tell me its going to be ok
>>
Brits are dumb and fat
>>
>>59000922
>incoming
>5..
>4...
>3...
>>
>>58998282
christ what a she beast
>>
https://youtu.be/j2YQeqUwQYA
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>>59000923
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>>59000923
What about centrists?
>>
why do tumblrites love that disease that blacks have that makes them have white spots all over their face and shit
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>>59000923
fantastic post
>>
>>59000764
In that dimension we're probably really happy and imagining with horror what it would be like to live in the dimension where we never meet

haha
>>
>>59000940
Iraq was a leftist war
>>
>>59000803
It's pro-government, whether that's labour or conservative

It does a decent job of neutrality the majority of the time, but it is very harsh on UKIP and Greens
>>
>>59000923
rorke
>>
>>59000940
Ah yes, a dated anecdote, very good
>>
>>59000923
Or else?
>>
@59000912
Haha get fucked you useless paki cunt
>>
>>59000708

art of the deal
>>
>>59000976
like intersex, interrace has much less privilege than the extremes
>>
>>59000987
Yes I remember George Bush being very left-wing.

Very good, yes.
>>
>>58998495
*sun araw starts playing*
>>
>>59000976
Because it proves that, like, we're all the same underneath? And stuff?
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>>59000912
Lol
You got rekt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S975Inx4Nxo
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>>59001031
I remember Tony Blair being very right-wing.

Very good, yes.
>>
if you don't diet and lift you will look like shit fact
>>
>>59001051
wat movie?
>>
>>59001068
Well Blair certainly wasn't a lefty.
>>
>>59001079
very true
>>
>>59001068
Tuition fees, tax cuts for the rich and illegal wars

Sounds pretty right wing to me
>>
>>59001089
trainspotting
>>
>>59001089
trainspotting senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQvUBf5l7Vw
>>
Imagine being a gay, mixed-race, Jewish convert girl

You would be invincible to EVERY political attack
>>
>>58998245
Chugs are ugly
>>
>>59001068
>I remember Tony Blair being very right-wing.
Yes that's correct.

PFI schemes
Iraq/Afghanistan wars
Deregulated banks
Less council houses built in 13 years than in Thatcher's last year
ID card proposal
Student loans

Blair was right-wing, your dumb /pol/ack memes won't change it.
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maisie
>>
>>59001132
>>59001133
thanks
i need to watch it since forever actually
>>
>>59001028
>>59001036
>>59000976
i personally think its like that sparkledog thing on deviantart
they want things to look as special snowflakey as possible, but because theyre supposed to be adults now they cant do it with magical dogs anymore
>>
>>59001169
me on t'right
>>
>>59001187
get off the pingers lad haha
>>
>>58999059

I used to work for the NHS. The NHS is pretty shit.
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what's the plan for tonight lads?
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>>59001117
>>59001122
>>59001163
>labour voters trying to distance themselves away from blair
ahahahahahahahahahahah
>>
>>59001237
I've never voted for Labour and you're not even denying Blair was right wing. The very newspapers which support Tory, told their readers to vote Blair you div.
>>
>>59001233
More dork souls la
>>
itchy scalp
follicles getting killed by hormones
losing my hair
>>
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SOMEONE FUCKING DUEL ME
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>>59001298
same fåvæ
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STOP DISAGREEING WITH ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>59001284
The Daily Telegraph and The Daily Mail supported Blair did they?
>>
>>59001233
Read, wank, cycle in the thunderstorm
>>
>>59001300
>balding in your 20s

ahahaha
>>
>>59000974
of the radical nature
>>
>>58998698
>its genetic!
>I eat a primarily vegetarian diet
>>
>>59000912
Why would she reset it?
>>
>>59001284
Minimum wage, civil partnerships, freedom of information, massive investment in NHS, banning fox hunting
>>
@59001237
>clueless aussie cunt getting btfo
>>
lelling@ u all
>>
>>59001187
if that lads name was morgan he'd have to rename himself mogurn haha
>>
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time for sleep lads.

night xx
>>
>>59001205
>tfw no pills for logistics, maduk, and nymfo on thursday
can see me in this haha
>>
i am sure thunderstorms don't usually last this long
>>
>>59001407
It's the end of the world
>>
>>59001325
Murdoch's media did
>>
>>59001400
that is DEFINITELY you on the far right looking like you've forgotten the idea behind arms
>>
>>59001325
>The Daily Mail
Not in 2005 but before that they did.

Also, The Sun and rest of Murdoch did.
>>
>>59001366
>Minimum wage, civil partnerships,
>massive investment in NHS, banning fox hunting
All shit
>>
>>59001400
you're in amsterdam right? can't imagine it being difficult to find pills around there

they'll be like a couple of euros each and you can get them tested easily
>>
>>59001400
me on the right in the asda checky shirt

>>59001426
good
>>
>>59001358
She needed to turn the freeview box off and on again

Both the freeview box and the internet are connected to the same powerstrip, she didn't know which plug it was
>>
>>58999100
Hey clear the way in the ol' bazaar
Hey you! Let us through-
it's a bright new star
Oh come be the first on your block to meet his eye!
Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells!
Bang the drums!
Ah! You're gonna love this guy!

PRINCE SADIQ
FABULOUS HE
SADIQ KA-AHN
>>
>>59001358
she got banned
>>
>>59001400
are you wearing the liquicity shirt
>>
>>59001462
yeah lots of blokes selling them on the street but i didn't know you could just go to a smart shop and test them until after the fact

>>59001452
>>59001469
heh
>>
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>>59001400
this is my guess
>>
Might have a curry for tea
>>
i think everything is going to be alright lads
>>
>>59001366
>Minimum wage
That was John Smith's policy. When he died, it was already in the manifesto and Blair couldn't take it out. It's well known that Blair/Brown hated the minimum wage.
>civil partnerships
Denying gays the right to marriage is left-wing?
>freedom of information
Not a left vs. right issue.
>massive investment in NHS
Through PFI schemes, which enriched Private Equity groups and we're still paying today. Not even Tories do that.
>banning fox hunting
Because of the fallout of Iraq.
>>
>>59001458
>the mail
>ever supporting Blair

How could you be this misinformed?
>>
>>59001518
there were bare lads wearing liquicity shirts but no

>>59001561
no
>>
>>59001564
rasheed
>>
>>59001580
well, eventually
>>
>>59001596
>no
;] got him
>>
>>59001597
I am actually, yeah
>>
>>59001564
paki
>>
business idea: only shower on the days i work
>>
>>59001622
n-no
>>
where the fuck is the new thread?
>>
cold out
>>
Khan
>>
>>59001621
haha
a subtle reference to our impending doom
>>
>>59001595
They supported him in 2001.
>>
business idea: become a NEET
>>
Kahn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Ff4TYLPT0
>>
Underage detected
>>
new
>>59001685
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