Prostagma edition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byfNaYYiIl4
crayon pop
maisie
Just listened through this for the first time. What should I expect?
alri
yasuho hirose
visiting my parents for the weekend
KHAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54
>>59001772
amin yashed
>>59001685
cold out
>>59001810
no dignity
>>59001707
leelee
>>59001646
Infringes on a trademark I've owned for 5 years now. I expect a full cash settlement no less than 6 years of the groundskeeper's salary or I'll sue you for everything you've got.
HOT OUT
>>59001760
Did you listen to it on mute?
Things I don't really like lately:
Khan
Pakis
Muslims
Basic white bitches
People who complain about every little thing
WANNABEEEEEEEEEEE
Whys is Middlesbrough full of paedophiles and not just the pakis?
should be doing work stop distracting me lads :///
we wuz kangs n sheeeiit
might sleep on the balcony tonight lads
realised a lot of my friends are actually pretty awful people
>>59001927
*waves arms in front of you*
ahahaha
>>59001927
Virus do not click
gonna take up golf so i can go golfing with my grandad lads
>>59001950
had the same realisation
i want to make new friends but you never make friends like the ones you made in school/uni
it's a catch 22
>>59001986
good lad
me getting arrested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UscFYYCKOxg
oink oink
slipped into something more comfortable
Landlord's going to get an earful lads haha
Just got a shock trying to wipe the water away with a teatowel, arm is killing
>>59002005
he's such a massive cunt
Anyone up for a game of tennis?
>>59002033
>We think Britain can be a lot better than this
Ah yes, by being racist and bigoted. Very good, yes.
now to wait
>>59002033
it's going to get better :)
SCOTKEKS EXPLAIN
>>59002051
i play racketball lad, i can't play tenn
>>59002020
did you just cum on the sockets?
>>59002033
taking
>>59002066
get out
>>59001685
if you look at that right it looks like a small metal dick ejaculating blood
>>59002066
RORKSHEED
anyone got that 'anti-homosexuality medicine' comic? can't find it on google
What's funny is that it's clear that Zac Goldsmith is not even an Islamophobe.
His dog whistle campaign was clearly orchestrated by others.
florence looks about 50 but shes still like 20 wtf
>>59002102
to think some unlucky guy actually pounds that multiple times a week
>>59002108
Nah lad the heavens have just opened up in the last hour
Got lightning and all sorts
>>59002102
nothing to explain. scotland is a leftie shithole that would be sweden 2.0 if they had their own way.
>>59002005
Who is he?
going to find a grime gf tonight lads
>mfw someone throws me off centre and cuts through my peace
>>59002192
at least he knows what pussy feels like, unlike me
VVVVVVAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYY
>make my character as girly as possible whilst still being male
>run around naked with a rapier and kill everything
feels good
just had to kill a pigeon lads
>>59002291
>tfw reversal ring doesn't change the voice
might do ya mum
>>59002291
What you playing lad?
haha Katie Hopkins never holds back and says what everybody is thinking!!!!!!!!
haha her or Clarkson should be PM :D
Love Leicester me
>>59002245
a good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m0FCzXYuGU
>>59002348
Fucking love tights desu.
>>59002348
>tfwfw no brit fucktoy
>>59002151
I think the similarity is intentional.
>>59002358
>asterisk posting on twitter
dropped
>>59002358
would wank very hard to katie hopkins putting a sausage up her bum
Gonna play the banned-on-Twitch waifu kill simulator
Why are French people such massive faggots?
>>59002358
Fuck off back to r/Islam you paki cunt
starting to thunder lids
>>59002358
abdul
i love dicks desu
>tfw aldritch ate both priscilla-chan and amazing trap
;_;
>>59002411
yank get off that fucking proxy and leave
>>59002358
>turnout was 130%
Hmmm
Not entirely sure I believe that
katie hopkins is well fit an I wouldn't say no to her
>>59002411
Because they love dick
>>59002331
i consider the ring cheating because i want it to be still kinda obvious that the characters a dude but you have to look a bit hard
>>59002346
dark souls 3 m8
Is the Sershposter dead?
>>59002489
became a normalston
>>59002411
bit rude
>>59002489
executed the little runt personally
>>59002456
>he's defending the frogs
non-brit paki detected
>i just watched a video about Black People in France vs Black People in Germany XD
im so good at procrastination grin emoticon
Shit normies say via PM on facebook
>>59002425
>>59002438
I know!!! Katie Hopkins tells it like it is, she's the only honest commentator left.
haha i wish we had more people like Katie!!!! :D :D
>>59002489
nah this is him >>59002517
Had an hours trial as a waiter at a busy restraunt. Never done it before.
Probably made a fool of myself.
Never doing that again.
>>59002473
ring does shit all actually, just changes your stance a bit
>Nigga what's up, long day?
shit white white people say via PM on facebook
Summer is over lads
how do i achieve this look?
>>59002549
deltet
>sierra nevada beer
>18:07
ah yes, very impressive
>>59002582
Big post ma paki
was initially surprised that ribena received a message from a peer but then realised he was just on some poor sod's hijacked facebook
I just shit liquid
>>59002551
good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdvW-0o0Hv0
>Michael Heseltine blowing UKIP racists the fuck out
How can one man be so based?
>>59002551
>having to go through ridiculous trials for min wage jobs
Why is this so popular? My brother has to do a fuck ton of group challenges to potentially get a job at game. To get a 35k job I just had to have an interview
>>59002551
i need to apply as a waiter by my experience is more room service/bar
wish i was a banker tbf
>>59002526
>>59002674
Put a sock in it Rasheed
>>59002603
contract HIV
>>59002192
Not well, clearly.
>>59002603
>you will never achieve this loo
>>59002634
Neat trick
>change password via email
>facebook send you an email
>click the link saying "I did not request a password change"
>delete the email
>you can login with the new password
>the victim can login with the old password
>>59002747
ranjeep
>>59002685
Is it true that waiters are quite well-respected in France?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nbQPZ-k9_Y
We must achieve a tolerant society free of hate
long day of drinking in the sun today lads. peaked a bit early so i'm a bit of a mong now desu. i have discovered that there are lots of very fit slags in zurich
Push pressed 60kg for 8 reps
Would be quite happy if Harry Hill died tomorrow
>>59002657
would really enjoy stroking that belly
>>59002705
what's this from, la?
>>59002682
I set the knives down wrong. Someone had to go around and correct the way the knives were supposed to face. Like, I placed them facing right but they are supposed to face left.
Then I retreated to the corner and refilled water jugs before they thanked me for my time and said they wanted someone with more experience.
Plates get fucking HOT too.
I was also called over to tables but I had to tell them that I couldn't do anything because I was a trainee.
One table called me over three times.
I was scared desu. Only did IT and groundswork before.
>>59002824
check yourself into dignitas lad
>>59002821
Poleaboo enjoyed viewing this image
>>59002820
racist
>>59002846
same
would like to go a bit further down too haha
just had subway, lads
>>59002705
me and my ma
>>59002383
He's a cocky cunt.
>>59002776
it's less of a student job and more of a "real" work
usually waiters know about wines and shit
>>59002804
NAME?
SOURCE?
MORE?
who /veronica maggio/
>>59002841
Why not today?
>>59002893
what's down there
>>59002682
>Why is this so popular?
>To get a 35k job I just had to have an interview
Different skill sets. Your experience can presumably be gotten across through words on paper and in person. When your job is to carry shit without dropping it and having polite banter with total strangers, show is way more useful than tell.
>>59002947
lewd areas
how u go from mayor of london as ukip to moslem lol
>The waiter’s outlook is quite different. He too is proud in a way of his skill, but his skill is chiefly in being servile. His work gives him the mentality, not of a workman, but of a snob. He lives perpetually in sight of rich people, stands at their tables, listens to their conversation, sucks up to them with smiles and discreet little jokes. He has the pleasure of spending money by proxy. Moreover, there is always the chance that he may become rich himself, for, though most waiters die poor, they have long runs of luck occasionally. At some cafes on the Grand Boulevard there is so much money to be made that the waiters actually pay the patron for their employment. The result is that between constantly seeing money, and hoping to get it, the waiter comes to identify himself to some extent with his employers. He will take pains to serve a meal in style, because he feels that he is participating in the meal himself.
>I remember Valenti telling me of some banquet at Nice at which he had once served, and of how it cost two hundred thousand francs and was talked of for months afterwards. ‘It was splendid, mon p’tit, mais magnifique! Jesus Christ! The champagne, the silver, the orchids—I have never seen anything like them, and I have seen some things. Ah, it was glorious!’
>‘But,’ I said, ‘you were only there to wait?’
>‘Oh, of course. But still, it was splendid.’
>>59002893
haha *reports you to the police* good one
>>59002963
hum don't get it
isn't it just a girl willy? why would you want to touch where pee comes out :x
>>59002889
being a Guro fan is suffering
>>59002969
>anime
>kenyan muslim president
just fucking kill yourself
i wonder whats for dinner
http://vocaroo.com/i/s098SmuXY4Z3
>>59002776
P. Difficult I could never do it.
>>59002981
n-no
>>59003003
> isn't it just a girl willy
ye lmao
might even want to put my tongue there :////
whats gravy yall?
Got a £15 amazon voucher lads. What should I buy?
>>59003018
IMMA SCATMAN
>>59003018
saturday is curry night lad
having a korma because i'm a little girl
>>59003043
is this supposed to be funny?
>you didn't know it but you were the fish all along
>>59002915
Very nice
>>59003045
Choline and Inositol
>>59003039
grose :x
>>59003068
only if you're a fucking paki
>>59002682
remember this
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-23972952
>"Another middle aged guy looked really upset as he danced to a rap song.
>>59003045
I did too a few weeks ago and I never did anything like look after my skin.
Bought some moisturiser and some moisturising shampoo, I literally look so much better now it's unreal because I spent 12 quid on some moisturiser and nice shampoo.
Try that
>>59003090
see>>59003102
>>59003102
curry is british food
the balti was invented in birmingham
>>59003098
hot desu
>>59002975
What Outlook does he have? Outlook 2013?
eating a red pepper but it isn't very flavourful Tbh
quite disappointed
>>59003045
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B002KCND46
>>59003092
Is that a real baby?
>>59003140
>>59003140
such a good looking young boy
>>59003140
oh, so youre a gay nonce, as well as a gormless yank
>>59003145
when my english cousin said you mostly eat curry in the UK my dad said "What a fucking shame."
my dad's a progressive type too lol
Just threw out an old bag of heroin I stashed in a book a year ago
>>59003245
sniff it
>>59003232
what a bigot
>>59003245
feen
>>59003145
>birmingham
no one cares about your paki invested shithole
>>59003232
Why? Most curries were created in India under British Rule. If anything it's actually positive as it shows how our culture hasn't changed all that much.
>>59003245
is heroin as good as films make out lad
police heli is back again
sixth time this week
>>59003116
fucking wew, so humiliating.
Would walk out.
wish I could afford album art
>>59003291
>>59003319
his Mom's English and she never made curry
(a white English person btw)
>this weather
Is this world ending
>>59003294
>invested
ahh yes, rorke shows his intelligence levels once again
>>59003345
>not having Obama's helicopter hover over your house for a few minutes
step up
me shopping at tescos with my new car
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462569282403.webm
>>59003116
>uni grad
>applying to currys
lmao
>>59003414
Yeah cause we usually get it from takeaways.
>>59003341
only ever snorted it and it was pretty shit, thought i was dying the last time i did it
off out in my lobster suit lads
see you in a bit
>>59003446
absolutely banterous
>>59003446
what a bloody nutter
>>59003437
Did you wave?
>>59003428
who exactly am I wrong?
>>59003437
pretty sure they just fly about looking for grow houses nearly every single day
probably can see me sitting here with my willy out on their thermal camera
>>59003479
absolutely off the scale banter
>>59003468
haha really? thought it was supposed to be the best thing ever
>>59003475
racists
>>59003180
oh you
it's been done lads
onto bullet hell
Might stop off in Doha for a day
https://clyp.it/g1uppqph
tiesto just sent me this
>>59003446
madmen
>>59003566
injecting is totally different
>>59003615
new banger new banger
Suggestions?
>>59003662
anon's got a new banger
would it be weird to wear shorts to the pub lads
wife's son is teaching me about my prostate
why is the higher definition video a smaller file size???
>>59003686
wanna come over for noodles lass
>>59003446
Their laughs were wonderful
>>59003446
haha lads!
been playing verdun lads
>>59003686
ask if she likes crayon pop
>>59003702
OOH MATRON
if you're in the pub garden it'll be alright but it's a bit late for that
>>59003176
yes
>>59003686
me so horny me luv u long time
>>59003702
in the current weather yes
was in the pub in shorts earlier though when it was nice
>that musky smell from your bollocks when you haven't showered in 24 hours
>>59003774
>>59003789
i cba to change tho
>>59003778
Christ alive, that baby is a devil.
The hospital's priest had an obligation to bludgeon that thing to death with a cross.
>>59003018
Waffles sir, dripping in honey and jam with fried eggs on the side coated in cheese
*dresses up in a suit for the football manager premier league cup final*
*takes a photo and posts it to the whatsapp group with the caption #ManagerLAD*
>>59003836
you never seen what a newborn looks like?
>>59003475
is it even practical to be friends with them though? they live such religiously regimented lives, get irrationally offended by, well, everything really, and don't seem to 'enjoy' anything (at least anything that isn't generally seen as abhorrent by western standards)
>>59003864
I'm not a midwife or a father
(No)
>>59003747
bad game
>>59003858
used to pretend i was on the touchline and shout instructions at my computer aha
>tfw no bf whos not showered in 24 hours
CANNOT stop grinding my jaw
>>59003686
do u no how i call those glasses?
overcompensating LOL
send this
Alri lads
>>59003900
embarrassing
fucking hell lads
just heard some nutty thunder that lasted for at least 30 seconds straight
>>59003794
really need a girl to suck my smegma off
>>59003747
me to
>>59003889
>you have typed the captcha wrong
>>59003907
>tfw not husbando mode
goal body Tbh
>>59003686
is this a kpop girl
actually decent
>>59003907
>Our mothers have the same name I don't want to kill you anymore!
Ah very good storytelling Batman v Superman
>>59003900
Used to pretend I was on the touchline and when my team scored I'd do a simple celebration cuz the cameras were gonna be on me
i feel wonderful
i could skydive from the moon
>>59004036
spoiler alert you fucking runt
>>59003998
>tfw no bf to feed lots of fish oil and rub his tummy while he drinks a GROWTEIN shake
>>59004001
ep iii cgi literally looks worse than the new battlefront
>>59004041
unironically had to get my head glued when i run head on into the corner of a shelf whilst celebrating kanu scoring in the fa cup final
>>59004123
it's an 11 year old film
>>59004162
what the fuck
>>59003912
>dropping micky-dizzla at half six whilst browsing the 'chon
L A D
A
D
>>59004174
I know
I thought it was newer
>>59004123
Poleaboo liked the film regardless, didn't notice flaws at he time
