Bulldoze British towns and """"cities""" down and start again edition
fuck me aha thats on my way to uni
>>58994861
Why doesn't a really rich billionaire just re-build british towns and put up the residents in a hotel while they build?
>>58994890
u cheeky cunt
>>58994894
honestly how could you possibly tell?
also /balt/
>Bulldoze British towns and """"cities""" down and start again edition
my gimmick is making it
>I hate the fucking Irish.
>Paddy mick cunts
>Irish genocide, best day of my life
>Belfast is a shithole
>Reminder that the Irish aren't White
>Grrrr, fuck Ireland!
t. Pakis in /brit/, every single thread.
battle of the nations is SICK
anyone seen caralad?
Sadiq Khan would be banned from entering America if Trump wins
leelee
>>58994939
recognise the barbers sign, lithuania-chan
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-30697263
Why didn't we listen?
>>58994976
cara
business idea: abolish money so finances will no longer be an issue
>>58994977
Thankfully Hilary will win and start WW3.
It was a crush
But I couldn’t, couldn’t get enough
>>58994935
the BANKERS' BONUSES could cover that in a year 2bh
>>58994861
How do you bulldoze something "down"? Nice English you drooling spastic
>>58994977
I don't see what the problem is
>>58994831
All me
>>58994861
i don't know about you lads but rural towns are pretty comfy
bulldoze the ex-industrial towns and cities though t b h
>>58994984
>>58995008
manface
>only paki terrorists hate bogwog spudnigger terrorists
>>58994977
not as if he's prime minister, he wouldn't need to go
just occurred to me that sadiq khan won't be able to visit the US if Trump is elected
absolutely bananas
Never feel truly awake or motivated until I've had my morning shower.
Anybody else know this feeling?
>>58995047
fuck off paki
>>58995047
>gook gif
double fuck off
>>58995121
probably the most boring post ever
>>58995047
fuck off
>>58995047
Rasheed.
Hate yanks but if I have to give them credit for something, it's that they know how to design cities.
British cities just look the same as our shit towns except they have a big shopping centre plonked in the middle
>>58994997
that you?
>>58995047
grrr I'm angry at you as well
>>58995121
I always feel anxious in the morning. If I have a shower and wake up I feel better
>>58995038
I live in a really nice suburb. I don't get what the issue is. People who post here must all be povvos who live in terraced shitholes
alri then lads
gf just sent me this
>>58995192
guess
>>58995148
I'm saying that if I don't have that shower, I never really get going and attack the day so to speak.
You know?
>>58995202
Rasheed
Why don't /pol/ realise they're being goaded into hating Muslims by Jews?
Since this morning I've had one wasp and one bumblebee get themselves trapped inside my house
>>58995233
me on the right
>>58995266
both are scum you paki cunt
>>58995266
Rasheed
>>58995285
nice feminine hand love x
>>58995266
>Why don't /pol/ realise they're being goaded
/pol/ doesn't need the jews to tell them to hate Rasheeds.
>>58995240
mmmm ok
what else?
>>58995266
I don't hate Muslims or Jews.
/pol/ is a meme
>>58995312
correct :)
mothers day today
>>58995308
thanks la x
british houses are small
>>58995296
>>58995303
>>58995324
Muslims
1% blows up stuff sometimes
Jews
1% controls the world and their only enemy is Islam
want to stick my willy in a woman lads if im honest
>>58995026
>2016
>having acne
kekkers
>>58995391
R A S H E E D
>heatwave promised all week
>get hype
>friday comes, nice and sunny walking home from work
>wake up today
>pissing rain
fuck this country
>>58995337
Well, if I want to have a productive day I think I need to get into the habit of showering immediately upon rising. If I don't, I just end up browsing 4chan/the web and doing nothing.
Just wanted to know if anybody else here noticed that their day never gets going without the morning shower.
>Google search results are black now
hmm
>>58995391
1% of muslims is a LOT of shitskin terrorists blowing stuff up
God just fuck off you paki. Literally nobody here who isn't a paki believes in your rubbish about Jews.
>>58995407
why would you do that
sounds painful
"Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga?"
"Is it St Swithin's day already?"
"Tis!" replied Aunt Helga
So lads, Speakerboxxx or The Love Below?
>>58995420
I have literally not showered in the morning for at least 15 years
>>58995474
alri bart
>>58995121
For me every day starts with a shower, I feel disgusting otherwise
>>58995408
Rasheed
Reminder 'peaceful Muslims' aren't actually muslims and are completely fake, due to the fact that they never read the Quran/ignore half of it
Muslims such as those in Al-Qaeda/ISIS are real muslims because they follow the Quran word for word
>>58995021
R A R E
A
R
E
going down curry mile lads
Who kpop here?
You can't give me gravy and tell me it's jelly 'cause gravy ain't sweet.
>>58995510
i dont see how not wiping KFC on your face and showering is indicative of being a rasheed
>>58995475
>>58995456
Okay Schlomo.
Reminder 'peaceful Christians' aren't actually christians and are completely fake, due to the fact that they never read the Bible/ignore half of it
Christians such as those in Lord's Resistance Army are real christians because they follow the Bible word for word
>>58995551
"getting into kpop" anon from last night here.
loving Crayon Pop if im Honest
Has anyone ever met a Muslim that you get along with? I've only ever met one that was actually a funny guy but I think that was purely because he barely practiced Islam.
>>58995512
Welcome to modern religion, the majority haven't even read their holy book properly.
>>58995564
Are Babs
>>58995408
if you consider that acne you're insane
this is acne
>>58995586
Are you being honest?
>>58994971
[spoiler]desu[/spolier]
>>58995551
i enjoy it desu
How's stuff going in Londonstan, pussies
>>58995607
mate dont post your picture if you cant handle the criticism, pizza face
Business idea: spray cologne on a polaroid of my cock and send it to ur mum with my number
who /starseed/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIamzBSNzHc
Doing another aquarium haha (the one in the middle)
>>58995591
yea few
non-asian muslims are different to pakis
do povvo americans actually dye their hair with kool aid?
>>58995632
wasnt me faggot
>>58995591
yes a few, until we spoke about politics
most of them were happy to rant about their racial superiority and wanting british soldiers to die etc etc
>>58995591
There's an African lad at my work who's alright.
Always calls me by random politician titles.
And I had a quiet rasheed who was alright.
Ended up getting fired later for death threats though.
why do the aussies post in /brit/?
Business idea: spray cologne on a polaroid of my cock and send it to a random address with my neighbor's number
>>58995674
good in that case, pizza face, you won't mind me mentioning that the person if the pic (who is not you) should enjoy the next 2 years of their life before that receding hairline becomes far more prominent
>>58995646
looks very autistic
>>58995586
how's it going?
>>58995557
>Water cures acne
Wow pakistani scientists are amazing
>>58995646
that's a vivarium you twit
IMPORTANT POLL LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10150918
http://www.strawpoll.me/10150918
http://www.strawpoll.me/10150918
>>58995696
because we're their mother country
>>58995696
Because /cunt/ couldn't even last a thread.
willy is OFFICIALLY OUT
>>58995714
yeah nah im not going to cop flak from some greasy faced perma virgin mate i dont even understand how shit your "white" genes must be if you're above 18 and still have acne
>>58995696
>why do the aussies post
everybody on 4chan wants to know
In 6 years browsing 4chan, I've never seen 1 quality post by an Aussie.
Reminder new AOA is soon.
>>58995758
draw us a sketch la x
>>58995777
I almost forgot
UKIP main policy isn't even to leave the EU. It's to get rid of human rights, as Tories want to do.
Despite Tories first joining us with European market when they thought it would only be good for their corporate donors, as soon as there were EU directives good for most people such as allowing enough breaks at work and making companies label Genetically Modified ingredients, UKIP formed from ex-Tories who didn't think Tories were extreme enough in only working for the few at the top.
>>58995652
Well this guy was from Pakistan, but he didn't have that Paki accent. He sounded like a smart doctor or something, he loved his pills and cocaine though.
>>58995617
straight up lad
>>58995710
its good. ra ri ru re? ractually a tune
lads if post your full name on 4chan, it gets censored
******* *********
bit mental
>>58995777
nobody cares paki
>>58995819
Mohamed Lee Ling
Gonna get my cock out and attack the day!
>>58995796
>It's to get rid of human rights
How so la?
>>58995819
******* **********
wow it actually works
gf limewired me this
>>58995819
Something to do with google captcha?
Elliott Smith
>>58995819
johan barkleif
>>58995796
>UKIP
stopped reading right there
couldn't care less about that racist mob
>>58995819
Rasheed Al'Bashar
>>58995809
didn't like it at first now I love it, I'll chuck you some other songs in a bit, jumping in the shower first.
>>58995819
**** ***
>>58995819
You're not stealing my 4chan Gold™ account lad.
I still haven't gotten my RS account returned.
>>58995819
Wai Keung Ng
i cant believe some of you gimps actually have acne like just wash your face haha it's honestly not hard
>oh why do i keep getting acne? all i do is eat pizza 4 times a day and go weeks without bathing! it couldn't possibly be because i don't get enough sleep or am stressed? surely not
haha wake up
>>58995896
How dear you
you will never use kazaa lite again
>>58995819
Sanjeep Khan
hey it worked!
>>58995804
most blacks and Muslims are alright until they're hanging out with a load of their own kind
then they seem to turn into apes. literally seen it happen 3 times
>>58995819
Tyrone Chimpout
>>58995819
Testing
Andrew Hessman
Everyone in this thread is a scouser except me
>>58995896
عبد الجبار
having lunch but still feel a bit queer
Anybody like this cavalry charge?
>the year i first used the internet (1997) some people ITT weren't even born
>>58995838
>>58995864
>>58995868
>>58995877
>>58995878
>>58995896
>>58995903
>>58995936
>>58995957
all been hacked :^)
thanks for the free RAM
>>58995819
Ian Paisley
>>58995819
Elliot Rodgers
belfast = shit
>>58995910
>just wash ur face bro XDD
Fuck off paki
Really wish there was at least one day a year where I could walk around everywhere with my cock out 2bh
>>58995910
i havent touched dairy in months
wash my face twice daily
never touch my face
take fish oils and multivitamins
wash my hair and shower everyday
change my pillowcase daily
still have acne
>>58995966
fuck off wool shithouse
>>58995929
Same with white people desu, you think your friend is a sensible person then he goes full LAD
>>58995591
Not a muslim but a good friend of mine is a Palestinian devout christian and he's a reall nice guy. he was an extra on game of thrones and another movie with cook from skins
needs some chebs in my life
>>58995974
I was born the year after! :D
>>58995971
will you be imbibing tonight?
>>58995586
good lad
check out their ost track as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rrsV2w0qVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylJI9DW43mQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5979hrvuHjY
>>58995972
did you forgot a link?
>>58995910
How much of an insecure, ugly virgin do you have to be to talk shit about people with acne lmao
>>58996008
>I could walk around everywhere with my cock out 2bh
Nude beaches exist lad
>no one has bought any bin bags
>>58995652
>non-asian muslims
???????? example pls
>>58996050
ill be up but wont be drinking of that can be assured
>>58995989
*deletes all my social media*
>>58996025
arab Christians are practically White
>YWN lead a cavalry charge against the French
>>58996003
lad you are literally a paki if you have acne. pakis eat fucking oil curry all day and dont bath -- what is that saying about you?
>>58996011
lol
>>58996063
surprisingly you dont actually have to adhere to that criteria. but c'mon getting acne when you're what? 20? fucking hell mate go to the gym or something
>>58996069
Yea but I can't go to work with my cock out unless I work at a nude beach
>>58996063
literally this
one of my best mates in secondary school non-stop talked shit about other people's appearances yet was a 5'4 unattractive manlet
refusing to listen to music until my new headphones get here
How to stop having acne:
Stop being a greasy teenager
it instantly clears around 22
>>58996083
Africans.
Or he might be referring to nasheeds.
>>58996102
I haven't been to the shop so idk if I will be having a tipple either
wish my boys were all single tbqh
>>58995696
Paki.
Aussies are basicall brits, are in the anglosphere, have british culture, talk like brits, same humuor and are in the commonwealth and anglosphere
>>58996115
he's got brown eyes with green in the centre with olive skin and caucasois features, looks white enough
>>58996149
sorry bout last night went to slep unexpectedly
>>58996126
Then it's time for a job change.
>>58996136
What'd you order la?
>>58996075
i was going to post a picture of acne with green text of something like 'proud acne ridden teen coming through' but i almost chundered looking at the results for 'acne' on google
>tfw got caught shoplifting in lidl, so now I don't go back to lidl
>Batman "v" superman
Shouldn't it be "vs"?
>>58996122
acne is a genetic thing lad it's not caused by being unhealthy
>>58996104
*connects with you on LinkedIn and endorses all your skills before you have time to delete it*
nothing personnel lid
>>58996196
thought as much, not to worry
>>58996132
Yeah, I remember in sixth form there would be those ugly virgin nobs who would gossip to each other about how "butters" some girls were and rating birds
Cringe 2bh
having my 4th wank of the day, someone stop this madness
>>58996191
>paki
i'm ghostly white lad, just wondering why they don't have their own thread like
>>58996202
What in the fuck is going on here?
yo buddy
still alive?
and thanks friend
see you again
>>58996224
yeah nah mate that 'there's nothing i can do!' mentality is not going to help you clear up
when i had acne when i was 13 (worst month of my life) all i did was eat better and sleep more and it cleared up. haven't had a break out since.
>>58996199
Sony MDR-1AS High Res Prestige Over Head Headphones
>>58996253
my record is 13
>>58996221
It's a legal case
>>58994861
Cosplaying a paki, AMA.
>>58996122
Only pakis make fun of White people for having acne
>>58996202
belfast?
just went to /r/all
half of the front page is filled up with stuff from the trump subreddit
>>58996063
>>58996132
>>58996003
Alri virgins
Protip don't use anything but soap on your face and when ur done washing splash cold water on ur face to close ur pores and stop dirt getting in
>>58996262
Because the celebrate british culture?
Don't u know /brit/ started as /anglo/ then the brits and aussies split up because the americans
>>58996279
>haven't had a break out since
it helps that we put you all on an island
>>58996298
>t. went to some wank creative arts high school where getting bullied was taboo and punishable by getting a stern lecture from your transgender teacher on why it's important to accept people for who they are on the inside
lol mate
>>58996273
me doing the daily commute in Belfast
is it gay to want some to just ravage your arse?
>>58996284
Kind of an odd choice for that price, but a good buy regardless.
>>58995819
Rasheed Al-Bin Bhuna
did it work?
>>58996331
Did you have to avoid the 50% of the city that will kill you?
>>58996305
>>58996273
there are no blacks in Belfast looks like London with all those niggers
>>58996338
Not if you're in fully sissy gear, that's just called "roleplaying"
>>58996314
gimmick idea, post this on /pol/ and record what they say about it
>>58996294
lel
>>58996338
aye bit gay that
>>58996314
NO ONE FUCKING CARES
>>58996326
which is weird because you're also on an island yet apparently you're getting break outs left, right and centre?
my mum really hates scousers
>>58996352
What do you mean?
They was only £100
>>58996294
howlin
>>58996319
>ur
stopped reading there, fuck off underage paki
>>58996253
starting to hurt yet?
>>58996338
no it's p natural
>>58996391
>scouser
manchester is next to liverpool?????????????????????
>>58996396
>They was
killing myself
>>58994861
When you rebuild British towns and cities you get fucking milton Keynes though lmao
>>58996262
wish we did have our own thread desu you could all be welcome and what not but sometimes i just want to talk about how much of a rort pies are at those bp 'mini mart' facilities at the servo or about how i miss getting home from primary school and watching Sarvo
Woke up hungover spooning my shotgun again
Strangely comforting
>>58996391
Are there people who don't?
>>58996391
only because she hasn't met me la
hmmm yes, very interesting
>still jealous of the third richest city in the world that generates more tourists than your irrelevant northern shanty town
>>58996421
y button is broke
>tfw normies will pay
Yesterday definitely left me with more questions than answers
>>58996446
sayonara
>>58996391
>>58996453
/Balt/ + /Ausnz/ exists
>>58996443
i think its because she wants them to stay in their own shithole rather than coming to our shithole
also their attitudes are way different to ours
*opens up the journal*
>Sunday, May 8th, 2016. 12:58 am. Have successfully made the runts squabble amongst themselves about the remedies of curing the incurable -- acne.
pregablin and codeine is the best combination ever fucking hell; feel like I've took MDMA again for the first time
Post good drug tunes like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASf25UGveBQ
>>58996476
errr does Australia not know the current year?
>>58996453
But that's what you did, you revealed that you are nothing but jf at heart and left for /balt/.
>>58996534
>puppet doesn't have acne
dropped
ur mum probably poo'd a little bit giving birth to you
>>58996480
What's with the ww2 kraut gear la?
>>58995819
***** ********* *****
>>58996530
would actually post there but thailad hasn't made a /bantz/ bookmark so i have to settle for /brit/ until he makes one
>>58996372
plenty in belfast
>>58996530
/eire/ also exists you massive cunt.
>>58996427
nah
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU INSANE?
>>58996476
>"countries" that allow poofters to marry
wew
>>58996610
not really it always dies
that meet up pic killed the general I think
>>58996560
doubt it
c-section
>>58996626
I even have a certificate to prove it
>>58996626
diversity and tolerance
