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Bulldoze British towns and """"cities""" down and start again edition
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fuck me aha thats on my way to uni
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>>58994861
Why doesn't a really rich billionaire just re-build british towns and put up the residents in a hotel while they build?
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>>58994890
u cheeky cunt
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>>58994894
honestly how could you possibly tell?

also /balt/
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>Bulldoze British towns and """"cities""" down and start again edition
my gimmick is making it
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>>58994936
;)
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>I hate the fucking Irish.
>Paddy mick cunts
>Irish genocide, best day of my life
>Belfast is a shithole
>Reminder that the Irish aren't White
>Grrrr, fuck Ireland!

t. Pakis in /brit/, every single thread.
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battle of the nations is SICK
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anyone seen caralad?
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Sadiq Khan would be banned from entering America if Trump wins
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leelee
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>>58994939
recognise the barbers sign, lithuania-chan
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-30697263

Why didn't we listen?
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>>58994976
cara
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business idea: abolish money so finances will no longer be an issue
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>>58994977
Thankfully Hilary will win and start WW3.
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It was a crush
But I couldn’t, couldn’t get enough
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>>58994935
the BANKERS' BONUSES could cover that in a year 2bh
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>>58994861
How do you bulldoze something "down"? Nice English you drooling spastic
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>>58994977
I don't see what the problem is
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>>58994831
All me
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>>58994861
i don't know about you lads but rural towns are pretty comfy
bulldoze the ex-industrial towns and cities though t b h
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>>58994984
>>58995008

manface
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>only paki terrorists hate bogwog spudnigger terrorists
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>>58994977
not as if he's prime minister, he wouldn't need to go
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just occurred to me that sadiq khan won't be able to visit the US if Trump is elected
absolutely bananas
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Never feel truly awake or motivated until I've had my morning shower.

Anybody else know this feeling?
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>>58995047
fuck off paki
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>>58995047

>gook gif

double fuck off
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>>58995121
probably the most boring post ever
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>>58995047
fuck off
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>>58995047
Rasheed.
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Hate yanks but if I have to give them credit for something, it's that they know how to design cities.
British cities just look the same as our shit towns except they have a big shopping centre plonked in the middle
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>>58994997
that you?
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>>58995047
grrr I'm angry at you as well
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>>58995121
I always feel anxious in the morning. If I have a shower and wake up I feel better
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>>58995038
I live in a really nice suburb. I don't get what the issue is. People who post here must all be povvos who live in terraced shitholes
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alri then lads
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gf just sent me this
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>>58995192
guess
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>>58995148
I'm saying that if I don't have that shower, I never really get going and attack the day so to speak.

You know?
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>>58995202
Rasheed
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Why don't /pol/ realise they're being goaded into hating Muslims by Jews?
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Since this morning I've had one wasp and one bumblebee get themselves trapped inside my house
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>>58995233
me on the right
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>>58995266
both are scum you paki cunt
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>>58995266
Rasheed
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>>58995285
nice feminine hand love x
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>>58995238
no
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>>58995266
>Why don't /pol/ realise they're being goaded
/pol/ doesn't need the jews to tell them to hate Rasheeds.
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>>58995240
mmmm ok

what else?
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>>58995266
I don't hate Muslims or Jews.

/pol/ is a meme
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>>58995312
correct :)
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mothers day today
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>>58995308
thanks la x
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british houses are small
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>>58995296
>>58995303
>>58995324
Muslims
1% blows up stuff sometimes

Jews
1% controls the world and their only enemy is Islam
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want to stick my willy in a woman lads if im honest
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>>58995026
>2016
>having acne

kekkers
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>>58995391
R A S H E E D
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>heatwave promised all week
>get hype
>friday comes, nice and sunny walking home from work
>wake up today
>pissing rain

fuck this country
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>>58995337
Well, if I want to have a productive day I think I need to get into the habit of showering immediately upon rising. If I don't, I just end up browsing 4chan/the web and doing nothing.

Just wanted to know if anybody else here noticed that their day never gets going without the morning shower.
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>Google search results are black now
hmm
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>>58995391
1% of muslims is a LOT of shitskin terrorists blowing stuff up

God just fuck off you paki. Literally nobody here who isn't a paki believes in your rubbish about Jews.
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>>58995407
why would you do that

sounds painful
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"Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga?"
"Is it St Swithin's day already?"
"Tis!" replied Aunt Helga
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>>58995433
?
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So lads, Speakerboxxx or The Love Below?
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>>58995420
I have literally not showered in the morning for at least 15 years
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>>58995474
alri bart
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>>58995121
For me every day starts with a shower, I feel disgusting otherwise
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>>58995408
Rasheed
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Reminder 'peaceful Muslims' aren't actually muslims and are completely fake, due to the fact that they never read the Quran/ignore half of it

Muslims such as those in Al-Qaeda/ISIS are real muslims because they follow the Quran word for word
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>>58995021
R A R E
A
R
E
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going down curry mile lads
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Who kpop here?
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You can't give me gravy and tell me it's jelly 'cause gravy ain't sweet.
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>>58995510
i dont see how not wiping KFC on your face and showering is indicative of being a rasheed
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>>58995475
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>>58995456
Okay Schlomo.
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Reminder 'peaceful Christians' aren't actually christians and are completely fake, due to the fact that they never read the Bible/ignore half of it

Christians such as those in Lord's Resistance Army are real christians because they follow the Bible word for word
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>>58995551
"getting into kpop" anon from last night here.

loving Crayon Pop if im Honest
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Has anyone ever met a Muslim that you get along with? I've only ever met one that was actually a funny guy but I think that was purely because he barely practiced Islam.
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>>58995512
Welcome to modern religion, the majority haven't even read their holy book properly.
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>>58995564
Are Babs
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>>58995408
if you consider that acne you're insane

this is acne
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>>58995586
Are you being honest?
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>>58994971
[spoiler]desu[/spolier]
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>>58995551
i enjoy it desu
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How's stuff going in Londonstan, pussies
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>>58995607
mate dont post your picture if you cant handle the criticism, pizza face
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Business idea: spray cologne on a polaroid of my cock and send it to ur mum with my number
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who /starseed/ here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIamzBSNzHc
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Doing another aquarium haha (the one in the middle)
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>>58995591
yea few

non-asian muslims are different to pakis
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do povvo americans actually dye their hair with kool aid?
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>>58995632
wasnt me faggot
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>>58995591
yes a few, until we spoke about politics

most of them were happy to rant about their racial superiority and wanting british soldiers to die etc etc
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>>58995591
There's an African lad at my work who's alright.
Always calls me by random politician titles.

And I had a quiet rasheed who was alright.
Ended up getting fired later for death threats though.
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why do the aussies post in /brit/?
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Business idea: spray cologne on a polaroid of my cock and send it to a random address with my neighbor's number
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>>58995674
good in that case, pizza face, you won't mind me mentioning that the person if the pic (who is not you) should enjoy the next 2 years of their life before that receding hairline becomes far more prominent
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>>58995646
looks very autistic
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>>58995586
how's it going?
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>>58995557
>Water cures acne

Wow pakistani scientists are amazing
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>>58995646
that's a vivarium you twit
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IMPORTANT POLL LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10150918
http://www.strawpoll.me/10150918
http://www.strawpoll.me/10150918
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>>58995696

because we're their mother country
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>>58995696
Because /cunt/ couldn't even last a thread.
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willy is OFFICIALLY OUT
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>>58995714
yeah nah im not going to cop flak from some greasy faced perma virgin mate i dont even understand how shit your "white" genes must be if you're above 18 and still have acne
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>>58995696
>why do the aussies post
everybody on 4chan wants to know

In 6 years browsing 4chan, I've never seen 1 quality post by an Aussie.
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Reminder new AOA is soon.
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>>58995758
draw us a sketch la x
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>>58995777
I almost forgot
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UKIP main policy isn't even to leave the EU. It's to get rid of human rights, as Tories want to do.

Despite Tories first joining us with European market when they thought it would only be good for their corporate donors, as soon as there were EU directives good for most people such as allowing enough breaks at work and making companies label Genetically Modified ingredients, UKIP formed from ex-Tories who didn't think Tories were extreme enough in only working for the few at the top.
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>>58995652
Well this guy was from Pakistan, but he didn't have that Paki accent. He sounded like a smart doctor or something, he loved his pills and cocaine though.
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>>58995617
straight up lad

>>58995710
its good. ra ri ru re? ractually a tune
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lads if post your full name on 4chan, it gets censored

******* *********

bit mental
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>>58995777
nobody cares paki
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>>58995819
Mohamed Lee Ling
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Gonna get my cock out and attack the day!
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>>58995796
>It's to get rid of human rights
How so la?
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>>58995819
******* **********

wow it actually works
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gf limewired me this
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>>58995819
Something to do with google captcha?
Elliott Smith
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>>58995819
johan barkleif
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>>58995796
>UKIP
stopped reading right there

couldn't care less about that racist mob
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>>58995819
Rasheed Al'Bashar
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>>58995809
didn't like it at first now I love it, I'll chuck you some other songs in a bit, jumping in the shower first.
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>>58995819
**** ***
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>>58995819
You're not stealing my 4chan Gold™ account lad.
I still haven't gotten my RS account returned.
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>>58995819

Wai Keung Ng
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i cant believe some of you gimps actually have acne like just wash your face haha it's honestly not hard

>oh why do i keep getting acne? all i do is eat pizza 4 times a day and go weeks without bathing! it couldn't possibly be because i don't get enough sleep or am stressed? surely not

haha wake up
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>>58995896
How dear you
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you will never use kazaa lite again
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>>58995819
Sanjeep Khan

hey it worked!
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>>58995804
most blacks and Muslims are alright until they're hanging out with a load of their own kind
then they seem to turn into apes. literally seen it happen 3 times
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>>58995819
Tyrone Chimpout
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>>58995819
Testing

Andrew Hessman
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Everyone in this thread is a scouser except me
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>>58995896
عبد الجبار
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having lunch but still feel a bit queer
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Anybody like this cavalry charge?
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>the year i first used the internet (1997) some people ITT weren't even born
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>>58995838
>>58995864
>>58995868
>>58995877
>>58995878
>>58995896
>>58995903
>>58995936
>>58995957
all been hacked :^)

thanks for the free RAM
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>>58995819
Ian Paisley
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>>58995819
Elliot Rodgers
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belfast = shit
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>>58995910
>just wash ur face bro XDD

Fuck off paki
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Really wish there was at least one day a year where I could walk around everywhere with my cock out 2bh
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>>58995910
i havent touched dairy in months
wash my face twice daily
never touch my face
take fish oils and multivitamins
wash my hair and shower everyday
change my pillowcase daily

still have acne
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>>58995966
fuck off wool shithouse
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>>58995929
Same with white people desu, you think your friend is a sensible person then he goes full LAD
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>>58995591
Not a muslim but a good friend of mine is a Palestinian devout christian and he's a reall nice guy. he was an extra on game of thrones and another movie with cook from skins
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needs some chebs in my life
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>>58995974
I was born the year after! :D
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>>58995971
will you be imbibing tonight?
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>>58995586
good lad

check out their ost track as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rrsV2w0qVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylJI9DW43mQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5979hrvuHjY
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>>58995972
did you forgot a link?
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>>58995910
How much of an insecure, ugly virgin do you have to be to talk shit about people with acne lmao
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>>58996008
>I could walk around everywhere with my cock out 2bh
Nude beaches exist lad
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>no one has bought any bin bags
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>>58995652
>non-asian muslims

???????? example pls
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>>58996050
ill be up but wont be drinking of that can be assured
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>>58995989
*deletes all my social media*
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>>58996025
arab Christians are practically White
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>YWN lead a cavalry charge against the French
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>>58996003
lad you are literally a paki if you have acne. pakis eat fucking oil curry all day and dont bath -- what is that saying about you?

>>58996011
lol

>>58996063
surprisingly you dont actually have to adhere to that criteria. but c'mon getting acne when you're what? 20? fucking hell mate go to the gym or something
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>>58996069
Yea but I can't go to work with my cock out unless I work at a nude beach
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>>58996063
literally this

one of my best mates in secondary school non-stop talked shit about other people's appearances yet was a 5'4 unattractive manlet
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refusing to listen to music until my new headphones get here
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How to stop having acne:

Stop being a greasy teenager

it instantly clears around 22
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>>58996083
Africans.
Or he might be referring to nasheeds.
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>>58996102
I haven't been to the shop so idk if I will be having a tipple either
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wish my boys were all single tbqh
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>>58995696
Paki.

Aussies are basicall brits, are in the anglosphere, have british culture, talk like brits, same humuor and are in the commonwealth and anglosphere

>>58996115
he's got brown eyes with green in the centre with olive skin and caucasois features, looks white enough
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>>58996149
sorry bout last night went to slep unexpectedly
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>>58996126
Then it's time for a job change.
>>58996136
What'd you order la?
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me
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>>58996075
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i was going to post a picture of acne with green text of something like 'proud acne ridden teen coming through' but i almost chundered looking at the results for 'acne' on google
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>tfw got caught shoplifting in lidl, so now I don't go back to lidl
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>Batman "v" superman

Shouldn't it be "vs"?
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>>58996122
acne is a genetic thing lad it's not caused by being unhealthy
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>>58996104
*connects with you on LinkedIn and endorses all your skills before you have time to delete it*
nothing personnel lid
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>>58996196
thought as much, not to worry
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>>58996132
Yeah, I remember in sixth form there would be those ugly virgin nobs who would gossip to each other about how "butters" some girls were and rating birds

Cringe 2bh
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having my 4th wank of the day, someone stop this madness
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>>58996191
>paki

i'm ghostly white lad, just wondering why they don't have their own thread like
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>>58996202
What in the fuck is going on here?
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yo buddy
still alive?
and thanks friend
see you again
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>>58996224
yeah nah mate that 'there's nothing i can do!' mentality is not going to help you clear up

when i had acne when i was 13 (worst month of my life) all i did was eat better and sleep more and it cleared up. haven't had a break out since.
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>>58996199
Sony MDR-1AS High Res Prestige Over Head Headphones
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>>58996253
my record is 13
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>>58996221
It's a legal case
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>>58994861
Cosplaying a paki, AMA.
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>>58996122
Only pakis make fun of White people for having acne
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>>58996202

belfast?
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just went to /r/all

half of the front page is filled up with stuff from the trump subreddit
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>>58996063
>>58996132
>>58996003
Alri virgins

Protip don't use anything but soap on your face and when ur done washing splash cold water on ur face to close ur pores and stop dirt getting in

>>58996262
Because the celebrate british culture?

Don't u know /brit/ started as /anglo/ then the brits and aussies split up because the americans
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>>58996279
>haven't had a break out since
it helps that we put you all on an island
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>>58996298
>t. went to some wank creative arts high school where getting bullied was taboo and punishable by getting a stern lecture from your transgender teacher on why it's important to accept people for who they are on the inside

lol mate
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>>58996273
me doing the daily commute in Belfast
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is it gay to want some to just ravage your arse?
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>>58996284
Kind of an odd choice for that price, but a good buy regardless.
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>>58995819
Rasheed Al-Bin Bhuna

did it work?
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>>58996331
Did you have to avoid the 50% of the city that will kill you?
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>>58996305
>>58996273

there are no blacks in Belfast looks like London with all those niggers
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>>58996338
Not if you're in fully sissy gear, that's just called "roleplaying"
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>>58996314
gimmick idea, post this on /pol/ and record what they say about it
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>>58996294
lel
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>>58996338
aye bit gay that
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>>58996314
NO ONE FUCKING CARES
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>>58996326
which is weird because you're also on an island yet apparently you're getting break outs left, right and centre?
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my mum really hates scousers
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>>58996352
What do you mean?

They was only £100
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>>58996294
howlin
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>>58996319
>ur

stopped reading there, fuck off underage paki
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>>58996253
starting to hurt yet?
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>>58996338
no it's p natural
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>>58996391
>scouser

manchester is next to liverpool?????????????????????
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>>58996396
>They was
killing myself
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>>58994861
When you rebuild British towns and cities you get fucking milton Keynes though lmao
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>>58996262
wish we did have our own thread desu you could all be welcome and what not but sometimes i just want to talk about how much of a rort pies are at those bp 'mini mart' facilities at the servo or about how i miss getting home from primary school and watching Sarvo
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Woke up hungover spooning my shotgun again

Strangely comforting
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>>58996391
Are there people who don't?
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>>58996391
only because she hasn't met me la
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hmmm yes, very interesting
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>still jealous of the third richest city in the world that generates more tourists than your irrelevant northern shanty town

>>58996421
y button is broke
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>tfw normies will pay
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Yesterday definitely left me with more questions than answers
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>>58996446
sayonara
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>>58996391
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>>58996453
/Balt/ + /Ausnz/ exists
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>>58996443
i think its because she wants them to stay in their own shithole rather than coming to our shithole
also their attitudes are way different to ours
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*opens up the journal*
>Sunday, May 8th, 2016. 12:58 am. Have successfully made the runts squabble amongst themselves about the remedies of curing the incurable -- acne.
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pregablin and codeine is the best combination ever fucking hell; feel like I've took MDMA again for the first time

Post good drug tunes like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASf25UGveBQ
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>>58996476
errr does Australia not know the current year?
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>>58996453
But that's what you did, you revealed that you are nothing but jf at heart and left for /balt/.
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>>58996534
>puppet doesn't have acne
dropped
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ur mum probably poo'd a little bit giving birth to you
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>>58996480
What's with the ww2 kraut gear la?
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>>58995819
***** ********* *****
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>>58996530
would actually post there but thailad hasn't made a /bantz/ bookmark so i have to settle for /brit/ until he makes one
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>>58996372
plenty in belfast
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>>58996530
/eire/ also exists you massive cunt.
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>>58996427

nah
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU INSANE?
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>>58996476
>"countries" that allow poofters to marry

wew
>>
>>
>>58996610
not really it always dies
that meet up pic killed the general I think
>>
>>58996560
doubt it
c-section
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>>58996626
I even have a certificate to prove it
>>
>>58996626
diversity and tolerance
>>
>>58996640
your mums a filthy little slut mate i bet she had a little shart anyway
>>
>>58996626
What about him do you disagree with? His experience? Policies? Record?
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>>58996626
this

the UK is on it's way out
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>>58996626
h-ha
i-it's only a joke
>>
>>58996637
Why don't you try again and leave us alone.
>>
>>"countries" that allow poofters to marry

>wew
>>
>>58996627
i'm norn irish m8
>>
>>58996676
his religion
>>
Doing a cheeky look on Grindr lads AMA
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>>58996699
I'll leave this general when Britian leaves Ireland
>>
>>58996626
He seems a decent lad desu.

Miles and miles and miles better than the other prick.
>>
>>58996697
lol wind your neck in son you've got worse problems than us
>>
>>58996715
hi norn i'm john but my mates call me johnny or jonno lmfao :D
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>came into this life covered in shit and blood
>will probably leave it the same way
>>
>>58996697
>The UK is on it's way out

Thanks for the opinion The United States of 60% white.
>>
>>58996676
Will he start fucking up hindus?
>>
>>58996736
willies?
>>
>>58996719
So you're judging him based on the actions and beliefs of others?
>>
saints row 3 was a sick game desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY
>>
>>58996751
Ireland doesn't exist so problem solved.
>>
>>58996807
WILLIES WILLIES

I LOVE WILLIES
>>
>>58996783
you deserve it 2bh
>>
>>58996697
>trump
>>
>>58996766
>>58996786
>"Pleeeaaaase feed me more Paki cock!" - UK 2016
>>
>>58996804
He's a moderate Muslim and a human rights lawyer so probably not.
>>
>>58996819
no im judging him based on his religion haha like why the fuck would i want a muslim to be a leader of anything that i have to be part of? more like a part of haha like blown a part of haha the cunt will probably get into the general assembly and be like "ah yes good we're all here--chick chick BOOOOOOOOOOM!
>>
Feisty one, you are.
>>
>>58996626
>muzzie
memes aside he still seems better than the living meme boris johnson
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Lads are you going to ask to be cremated or buried?

Kinda think that rotting would be gross, but ashes don't feed the earth so I couldn't do the whole "out of death comes life" thing.
>>
>>58996869
rorke
>>
>>58996845
Are you going to say what you don't like about Trump yet?
>>
>>58996845
Don't worry senpai we're already on our way to making America great again!

As usual Europe is about a decade behind us.
>>
>>58996898
literally just said my name was john get your head in the game you cooked dutch cunt
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>tfw feel no sense of purpose in life
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>>58996847
>Please fuck my wife harder with your big black cock Tyrone we need more kids and I can't get it up. USA 2016
>>
>>58996895

im going to have my corpse shot into the sun
>>
>>58996845

rasheed
>>
>>58996847
>Between ages 0-4 in the USA 49.7% are white

Lmao so much for "minorities"
>>
>>58996895
Cremation.
I fucking hate funerals and don't want to waste anyones time who would bother to come.
>>
>>58996869
So you'd prefer his opposition because you think all Muslims are terrorists?
>>
>>58996836
best length?
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>>58996895
I remember when my friends and i came up with ideas for our funeral

One was to have my corpse tied to a motorbike, set alight and automatically driven through the church windows surprising everyone who thought my corpse was in the coffin

alternatively spring loading my coffin to go off at a certain moment and launch me through the church
>>
>>58996895

going to have an orbital space coffin covered in solar panels that will be visible from earth
>>
>>58996967
too true cobber this isn't something you'd see on old mate somar over there
*slaps the old beer gut she beast*
>>
>>58996895
would like my body left on the savannah and eaten by hyenas
>>
>>58996997
Bogan
>>
>Job advertised in a bank
>Doesn't specify the salary

Fucking Jews probably paying £12k or some shit, right?
>>
>>58996915
Well for one he's severely under-qualified to be president, he is often asked questions he doesn't understand and gives back answers that don't make sense. He is inconsistent with what his policies are and frequently makes things up on the spot. He is only popular because he is a real life meme. He is just a joke with a lot of money, that's it really.
>>
>>58996895
Cremation. It's much cheaper and if anybody cares to, they can keep me around forever.

I just cremated my dog who just passed away. They were nice enough to put him in a nicely stained wooden box with a nameplate on top.
>>
>>58996997
hahaha good post
>>
>>58997026
Depends on what it is. If a degree is necessary, then it's more like 20-25 outside of london
>>
>>58997010
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zac_Goldsmith
Well done lad, you gave more power to the Jewish ruling class.
>>
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>>58997043
gonna throw your ashes into mexico la
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>>58996865
Then why are you happy?
>>
>>58997026
probably more than that m8. Pal of mine got £20k being a cashier.
>>
>>58997031

Not an argument
>>
>>58997031
watch the meme supporters ignore your argument and act as if you just called him racist and said it's 2016
>>
>>58996941
>wife
>"Yes your honor, just give this woman half my shit."
nah not doing that to begin with

>>58996957
Spics are going home
Nigs are going to be forced to get jobs
TRUMP
R
U
M
P
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>>58997083
got no problems with jew mate they're not beheading soldiers in the street and forming rape gangs
>>
>>58996975
>came home to my mattress in the road and half the cardboard ripped
Thank god it had good packaging inside.
You joining the /memory foam/ master race?
>>
>>58997031
sounds pretty good, career politicians are cancer.
>>
>>58996583
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belfast#Demography

0.4 niggers
>>
>>58997098
wtf I love banks now
>>
>>58997089
I'm in Texas so it won't be that much of a difference.
>>
gucci gucci
>>
>>58997119
>4chan filename
nvm
>>
>>58997151
great post
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>>58997102
Just continue interbreeding then. Maybe you'll lose all your Anglo genes and become 100% black.
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>>58997134
which bits of him made up that 0.4
>>
>>58997151
I prefer the new Armani Code Profumo
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>>58997101
Honestly I don't give a fuck about what he thinks about blacks or Muslims. If anything I'm disappointed that his xenophobia is seen as a bigger issue than the fact that he is literally completely clueless on issues like nuclear weapons, etc.
>>
>>58996895
donated to science
>>
Morning lads

Just about to get out of bed desu
>>
>>58997031
>Well for one he's severely under-qualified to be president
Who is qualified? Corporate shill governors? At least we know Trump's skills and know that he's not bought out by half the world.

>he is often asked questions he doesn't understand and gives back answers that don't make sense.
And then the next day reads up on it and consults with experts and forms a proper opinion.

>He is inconsistent with what his policies are and frequently makes things up on the spot.
This is a good thing though, it shows he's not just a stubborn retard, he talks to people who know what they're talking about and changes his mind.

>He is only popular because he is a real life meme.
Or because he's a pragmatic anti establishment candidate who appeals to the little man and not just the middle class.
>>
>>58997186
what politician isn't clueless on issues like nuclear weapons? it's not the 50s anymore mate
>>
>interbreeding
drop 3 letters and you'll end up with UK genetics
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>>58997169
Britain has the most mixed raced couples in Europe you dumb cunt
>>
>>58997209
lazy lad
>>
>>58996895
turned into mushrooms like in hannibal but make sure i'm dead first
>>
>>58997209
up n at em squirt
>>
>>58997243

interbedin?
>>
>>58997117
Someone hasn't opened his third eye yet then.
>>
>Housemate asks me if I've used her cutlery
>Say no
>"Well I've asked everyone else and they said no so....."

Ah yes impeccable logic, I am the last person you asked therefore I am clearly the guilty party.

If only the Police used this revolutionary technique.

>"We asked everyone else in Britain if they did the murder so clearly you are guilty, you're knicked"
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>>58997155
;)
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>>58997243
interbedin'?
>>
>>58997269
Not quite m8 but good effort
>>
>>58997173
>Census figures (2011) showed that Belfast has a total non-white population of 10,219 or 3.3%
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>>58997243
er breeding?????????????????????????????

*questioningkot.png*
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I really miss her lad. I don't know what to do.
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In all fairness, Sharia law isn't that bad
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>>58997092
Hindus are alright desu, they seem really neutral and just sit back and completely control our medical system.
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>>58997304
I just want to know what happened to the lad that only 40% of him was left
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>In all fairness, Sharia law isn't that bad
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>>58997186
why is my country so full of idiots like you?
how can any politician be experienced with nuclear weapons unless they were a fucking general in the military?
Stop trying to sound smart because you just end up making a fool of yourself
>>
need to lick a girl's knob
>>
>>Anonymous 52 seconds ago No.58997320
Rasheed
>>
Through work, I now realize how differently the working class and middle class interact. I thought I was good with banter before, but I still have so much to learn. With middle class people, they just laugh at cheeky insults and go about the normal conversation. Working class banter is constant one-upsmanship, if you don't respond with a retort that insults them more than the previous insulted you, they start worrying that you think they're serious.
>>
>>58997320
this is why the UK is on it's way out

Try to insult me all you want, cunts. You know this is your problem.
>>
>no blacks in belfast
>actually are

Why are these fucking irish things so retarded?
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>tfw based brown George Clooney son of a bus driver beats that Jewish etonian tory boy twat
>>
>>58996626
Lefties are mentally ill, yes.
>>
>>58996895
I'm going to be dumped into the ocean, and I'll hopefully turn into oil for future generations.
>>
AAAASSSSSSSSSSS
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>>58997429
>>
10 cloverfield lane was a very good film and I am looking forward to a franchise from it that looks like it can produce different films insetad of previous film sequels that are very formulaic like capeshit and terminator.


truly this is the alien of our day
>>
ty for letting me test my nonmedy material lads, got enough for three dvd specials now
>>
>>58997405
It's sarcasm you moron.
>>
>/aco/

Literally the best idea Mook has ever had
>>
>>58997544
disgusting taste, fuck off yank
>>
business idea: make a human and live off their income
>>
>>58997587
it'll never catch on
>>
anyone else think that the battle of nations is extremely autistic
>>
>>58997605
*raises paw*
>>
>>58997604
the government does it evryday bro...
(taxes)
>>
>>58997605
No, just you
>>
>>58997627

;3 my what cute paws u have
>>
would science be interested in my brain which is fried from drug use? will probably be on 300 acid trips by the time i die
>>
last call if anyone wants to play overwatch with your friggin truly XD
>>
Reminder your soul moves on, and some people have the ability to look into their past lives
>>
>>58997387
I can wear a skirt
>>
>>58996998
youre already visible from earth you fat cunt
>>
5mg of etizolam with zero tolerance
feel a bit funny
>>
>>58997657
amazing
>>
>>58997654
*murrs*
>>
>>58997383
I'm not saying he should be experienced in the technical aspects of nuclear weapons you absolute mong. Someone running for president of the most powerful country in the world should at least have some general knowledge about the age of the nuclear weaponry the country has, and if it is in need of upgrade or if it is a priority at all. If Trump doesn't understand the question, he should ask the speaker to clarify their question, or maybe even saying he doesn't know. But instead he goes on some rambling about something that isn't answering a question he doesn't understand.

Absolute retarded fool you are. Probably voted for Fianna Fail as well.
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Reminder that USA posters will never be true Anglos.
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>>58997730
good post
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when me and the lads spy a qt boipussy
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>Why yes I do vote conservative
>>
Business idea: get a job with a demolition service company, listen to speed metal all day
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>>58997730

who cares

"anglo" is a temporary transient designation that will be totally forgotten in 2216
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I like huge, plump, bouncing animes.
>>
>>58997724
Can you link what you're talking about? I've only seen Trump say he thinks Japan should have nukes and that he doesn't like them very much.
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>why yes I do vote
>>
>>58997794
I absolutely love demolition videos
Think I'm autistic or something

would be nice to get a demolition job, just blow up shit all day long
>>
>>58997788
the so-called conservative party?
ah yes
>>
>>58997813
Outstanding post
>>
>>58997834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq6UtGcGPLM
>>
Got my sun spectacles on
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redditpilled
>>
>>58997922
don't know what's happened to mine
>>
When will Jeremy Corbyn stop hating Jews it's a pretty weird thing to be obsessed with in 2016 2bh
>>
>>58997382
more
>>
>>58997840

don't think it's that glamorous mate

you spend 99% of your time knocking down walls and securing long bits of wire
>>
Why do they call it the "alt-right"

Since the ""right"" in most countries are actually neo-liberal leftists shouldn't the "alt-right" be just called the "right".
>>
>>58997649
the government is making people

wat
>>
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>>58997922
because my posts are so fire?
>>
>>58997977
>Since the ""right"" in most countries are actually neo-liberal leftists
UK is not the world la
>>
>>58997977
no, because alternative suggest it's not the norm. If ''neo-liberal lefitists'' are the norm and considered right wing by the majority, the alt right is just that, alternative.
>>
Just had a shower

Splashed cold water on my face to close my pores
>>
>>58998025
It bloody well should be though.
>>
>>58997977
>neo-liberal leftists
are you retarded
>>
>>58998060
go on
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would you a native american qt
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB4o5n2EGyA
me on the left
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>>58997958
>>
>>58998060
feels good that i made this meme
>>
>>58998079
All my acne fell out
>>
>>58998081
fuck no mate they're as bad as abos
>>
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>chelsea
>>
>>58998068
this

put them imperial trousers back on would you pretty please
>>
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skal sove utti verandaen idag
>>
>>58998081
>>58998110
>Be half native
>So ashamed of my heritage I pretend my mom was a Chilean
>Every day on my way to work I see drunk natives stumbling around downtown asking for change
>Get to work
>Asked to help the new guy get used to our setup
>New hire is a native who must weight 400 lbs
>Fat fuck is too fucking lazy to get up cable an access layer switch
>Has no fucking idea what he's doing
>Manager can't fire him because muh quota
>Decide to go eat lunch at a diner
>Drunk native woman falls over when the train stops at a junction
>Medics are called, train line is delayed by 20 minutes
>because of muh colonialism, the transit officials tell everyone they're having a mechanical problem
>Go home
>See more drunk natives begging for change and cigarettes on my way to the train station
>See a drunk, half a sleep native man surrounded by police officers
>Police officers are trying to coax him out of the train
>Gives non-verbal grunts as a response
>Pisses himself
>Get home
>Watch CBC
>Great news from the North Spirit Lake reserve!
>They finally found someone to treat work at their water purification plant
>Cucks on the news start cheering
>Only requirement for the job is a high school diploma
>Fucker doesn't even know what' hes doing, he says he's just pouring chlorine into the water supply
>Everyone on the reserve will probably die
>White man will get blamed for it of course
>Watch hockey
>Carey Price is mentioned
>Think back to his speech at last year's NHL awards
>WE WUZ CHIEEEEEFS N SHEEEEET
>Decide to play EU4
>Play as Portugal, completely ignore Europe and Africa
>Focus my entire time genociding the natives of the Americas
>Each time I press the exterminate button I whisper "it's for the best"
Brits should have wiped us out
>>
>>58998068
Well gotta de-khan the "empire" first, then you can concentrate on expanding again.
>>
>>58998060
did you make sure to clean them before?
>>
>>58998081
only if they had a pet arctic fox that could commune with the spirit world
>>
>>58998139
Do you ever fuck off

These women are ugly fucking dogs and their music is shit
>>
>>58998173
>>58998173
>>58998173
nu
>>
>>58998178
good post
>>
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>>58998178
hva??
>>
>>58998093
>It was the actions of China that defeated the Japanese
>>
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>>58998118
Reminder that you Swedes are one of the 22 countries we haven't invaded yet.

We should cross you off the list!
>>
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>>58998169
foxes mentioned
>>
>>58997938
You can share mine if you'd like
*snaps them in half*
>>58998015
*filters Liverpool to prevent further retinal damage*
>>
>>58998168
Yes of course lad
>>
>>58997921
Yeah he didn't answer that very well, I don't think he's ignorant about nukes though.
>>
>>58997657
Choose to believe the soul is created at the beginning of life and is created for this one life tbqh
>>
>>58997937
Really hope the cardinals realize this is why you don't elect a Jesuit tbf

>>58997977
Originally they were anti-humanist reactionaries, which is very much against mainline, Burkean conservatism, after about thirty minutes of that it became "anyone who dislikes neoconservatives"
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