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Just be yourself edition
Need a turk bf
just p on shelfs
>>58978521
LIZZY
I'm not half-caste or quarter-caste but full-caste
>>58978489
To be fair, almost all British men look like the one on the right
fuck sakes lads I should have gone to the beach today
>>58978542
youre going to have to full on c-taste my ass if you keep talkin' about castes
>>58978529
Just borrow your mother's
There's a little lizard thing dying on my kitchen floor. I'm really quite fond of them so I feel sorry for it. I gave it some water ...
Thinking I should put it out of it's misery but don't really want to. :(
5 pages into the ego and his own and chill, and she starts acting like your property
Hey man
me thinking about barbados qt
>>58978558
theres always tomorrow
>>58978558
i'll have you know it was 21 decrees celcius and sunny here today. it was lovely. stick yor barbies up your arse aussiland
Reminder that the UK needs to be balkanised into independent states based on politics
>>58978489
just broke up with my gf of 2 and a half years. hahahah hold me.
i just smoked a fat joint and im about to dip in the isolation tank
>>58978571
My dog kills lizards in my backyard. He caught one two weeks ago and broke its neck. I had to smash it with a brick to end its misery. And that lizard's name was Albert Einstein
I just went to /pol/ and Jesus Christ, I didn't realise it was this bad. I thought it'd be around the same level of normie as here but it's fucking /b/ tier.
>>58978599
feels bad
>>58978599
She couldn't handle the bants?
BIG FUCKING SPIDER JUST WALKED ACROSS MY COMPUTER SCREEN
>>58978598
>leicestershire
>labour
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''no''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>58978582
so youre banging a barbadian??
>>58978601
alright joe rogan, have at it
>>58978612
This is a tiny one like a couple of inches long. They're based af.
Making a pizza lads
>>58978628
no just memein in the last thread
>>58978616
yeah its a shame so many morons go on it
could be a gr8 plae
>>58978599
Just shag your sister m8, you were steady with her longer anyhow
>will be 39°C today
>>58978489
I saw already uglier guys getting decent gfs desu.
>>58978293
I'd genuinely vote UKIP but dude weed
>>58978648
how many so bad its meme vids need to be made
>>58978657
I don't get why they're so triggered about Muslims, they're going full autism about the new mayor.
serious question: why is almost every fast food or petrol station worker i interact with a paki or black?
>>58978592
you literally have problems
>>58978586
working
>>58978657
>>58978616
it used to be significantly better
then with the elections and other things you had Liberals flooding in on "crusade" then /b/ tier nazis coming in to counter-crusade them turning it into a shitshow
the lefties lost and now they just infest whatever small board in the hope of creating their own little hovel, meanwhile /pol/ was left full of kiddies.
>>58978671
Notice how it's never you though, right?
[CAN'T WAKE UP]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjjts3u9vns
good album
shame John Renbourn died last year
wigwam famalam
cooking some chicken
>>58978696
>sunny here up in are luffbra
I WAS PROMISED THUNDER YOU CUNTS
>>58978747
nigger
*opens door*
hello /brit/
*crowd laughs*
>>58978740
Conservative. Like all places in ENG-ER-LAND, it's Conservative everywhere except cities.
>>58978740
>'certain drugs'
He wont legalize weed or shrooms mate
>>58978695
>Notice how it's never you though, right?
Not at all.
You can see it as a summary.
You can look good, be confident, smart, having nice fashion sense, rich etc...
The more and the better you fit those qualities the more points you have and the more likey a women will like you. To like the women on the other hand is quite difficult, they are pretty shit.
>>58978681
Probably because he called moderate Muslims 'Uncle Toms', didn't disavow people waving jihadi flags at his rallies, and now Muslims are shitposting all over Twitter about how they conquered London
We're losing our countries without even a fight
How SAUCY
what a shithole
>>58978670
Pretty much always know the feel bro ;_;
>>58978758
>>58978733
>>58978715
Fuck off man
>>58978616
It might be my memory but im sure /pol/ was no where near as a bad a few years ago. Felt like there were more people just pissing around than actually believing the memes
>>58978783
""'I wish we only spoke to people who agree with us. I can tell you that I've spent the last months in this job speaking to all sorts of people. Not just leaders, not just organisations but ordinary rank and file citizens of Muslim faith and that's what good government is about, it's about engaging with all stakeholders. You can talk about articles in the newspapers about what an organisation might get but the point is you can't just pick and choose who you speak to, you can't just speak to Uncle Toms.'""
People are as uninformed about him as they are about Trump desu.
how's th- WOAH! *stands in mop bucket*
*pulls curtains down*
*crowds laughs uproariously*
>>58978790
Translated as?
nto my heart an air that kills
From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills,
What spires, what farms are those?
That is the land of lost content,
I see it shining plain,
The happy highways where I went
And cannot come again.
>>58978804
uh oh! look out smithers!
>the liberal democrats
Is there a more pathetic party oh my days
>>58978790
enjoy lad!
I'm off now, have a good one.
>>58978889
you a bot?
Hey /brit/ - you get those benz I ordered?
*crowd laughs*
>>58978715
>>58978733
What's obnoxious about white women who fuck nogs is that they'll lie about it afterward
I guess it's a defensive thing, they have to hide it from you. Otherwise they'd get "POOR LIFE DECISIONS" stamped on their forehead. When's the last time you saw a single-mom on a dating site whose kid wasn't brown
>>58978883
>wind
meme energy
I'm pro alternate energy and all because more options is always good but wind is the biggest wast of money around
the Ontario Liberals wasted millions building tons of windmills and they barely ever run, not to mention the power output is negligible anyways compared to upkeep costs.
>>58978897
i'm a bored human
Worried this Swede will go on a killing spree
How does it feel to literally have a muslim as a king of your main city?
terrified this turnip will go on a murderous rampage
>>58978945
Fuck of mehmet you mong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TYjJA4kQ0s
new omracer video up
>>58978883
having a family size bag of chips to myself
>>58978889
>>58978908
>tfw not rich enough to go on holiday and photograph mixed race locals
>>58978968
Fuck off mate nobody wants you yanks here
Go away
>>58978970
>"""""""""""""""""Brits""""""""""""""""" locked up abroad
>>58978964
Fuck of right back sheep shagger, I want a REAL Brits' answer
>>58978972
McCain? Mate, their family size bags of chips are 2kg.
You monster.
>>58978945
>>58978945
bad?
I just wish islam didnt exist. such a stain on us all
ree muslims ree ee ee ee ee
>>58978970
>the poopdems
oh my WORD
>>58978992
>be British abroad
>"I-I d-don't think this w-whole migrant thing is a... good idea... perhaps"
>get jailed, put in tolerance camp
>"AAAAALLAHLALALALALALA KILL DE INFIDEL SWINE!"
>get elected mayor of London
ree rationality ree ree ree
>tfw you just wanna get drunk and your parents keep asking if you're going out
i never really believed internet censorship was real but seeing the nonexistant reaction to this i dont even know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vykHbgV8z8E
>all these people getting buttflustered over a paki mayor
he was elected, it was completely democratic, who are you to say what the majority of people want it wrong?
>>58978986
>mixed race
y
>>58979046
quality post friend
>>58978740
Based Farage, he gets it. Prescription drugs kill more people than the so called "illegal drugs", let them do it the way they want.
>>58979018
Religion in the Middle East before Islam
this runway is underwater at high tide
doing a poo lads i'm having a wank
>>58979109
my little barbados qt IS BACK WOOT WOOT
post inferior boi pucci
>tfw not cute enough to get a half-caste mixed race mulatto barbados bf
who remembers that butthurt iranian guy who would go on an autistic tirade if you called him an arab?
classic /int/
>>58979185
was it chubek?
>>58979164
sweden can you explain this?
>>58979094
Why are you nobly trying to redpill /brit/ when this is happening in your city?
>>58979176
i flirted with him first
he's mine
pongole
togala
good night my bruddaz n sistas, 1 love
otter
>>58979199
that's the one, he was a furfag as well
>>58979176
>>58979152
I'm going back to r e d d i t
>>58979143
>>58979164
>>58979182
>>58979202
>>58979220
Christ how long did you follow this one couple for?
>>58979230
till he managed to rub one out through his pocket
>>58979226
no you're coming back to mine where i'll teach you some house manners and you can be my house slave and we'll cuddle all day and all night
Today I remind them
fuck your nan
When will white boys learn
Thoughts?
>I want to try a blobby game as Austria, get my dynasty on as many thrones as possible and form PUs, pass the reforms and centralize the Empire.
>Any tips? Should I try to expand militarily at all? Prevent the Shadow Kingdom?
>>58979440
all me
Thots? Nah not a fan
reminder
ALLAHU AKBAR
Trilby > Fedora
>>141335708
>>141335708
>>141335708
>>141335708
>>58978690
You could've been born an irrelevant fish but you came out as the apex of nature, man, use your privileges correctly
stop shitting up /gsg/
>>58979666
shut up nerd
>>58979666
/grand satan general/ check'd
>>58979700
what did we get for mum?
>>58979125
Islam is just a Christian heresy that got out of hand
the proddies are nearly as bad but mostly contained at least
gf just sent me this again
>>58979125
I'm really happy jews are still around to be honest
>>58978598
Can't we just nuke the east please
>>58979445
declare war on burgundy and other places tha thild imperial territory asap for quick power gain
plus there are always wars in the empire to take advantage of those to free some OMPs
the more OPMs the better because they are easier to manage
also always try to have 8 Free Cities for that bonus authority.
you can annex Austrian Lowlands right away pretty easy, even the AI does it regularly
it provides you with some quality sea accessible territories and assess to Lubeck/English channel trade.
>>58979757
m8 got her like $100 worth of tea hahahaha fucking mental
what did u get
Multiple lacerations of the urethra lads
unironically on a plane to zurich lads, taking off in 10. going to shitpost with a different flag for a few days desu
>>58979937
have fun
look at the nigger lawls
>>58979954
cheers lad
>>58979916
$100 on tea? That's fucked, is it the "T2" brand of tea or something? My sister was really into that stuff for a bit and spent loads on it.
I only got my mum a lava lamp, but I also had to spend $100 on ingredients for breakfast, dinner, and dessert that I'm going to cook for her tomorrow.
Imagine spending all day taking photos of black people
>>58979996
yeah got it from T2, like a cube of the shit is between $20 and $28 so I got her 4 of them hahaha that'll keep her happy especially as i'm a shit cook so can't bribe her with food like you
>>58979019
>>58979019
>>58979019
>>58979019
Yanks getting anally devastated in here lads.
>>58980031
>>58980011
>>58979998
your maken me prod sweden
>you didn't know it but you were the fish all along
love this swedish nigger poster
been at it for hours now. dedicated lad
>>58980076
Did you take all of these photos yourself?
>>58980085
yes
>>58980095
bit creepy that
borderline stalking if you ask me haha
>>58980053
>h-help me in this thread I made!! Oh madonnnn!
>>58980105
post another meme dude
>>58980111
IT'S NOT CREEPY YOU SISSY
I'm dating a Ghanan girl and my best m8 is black desu
*takes sip from 1500 calorie smoothie*
hmmmm ah yes very nutritious
>>58980199
get a load of this fat piece of fuck
Khan?
Going sleep lads
Bell me at about half 1 if I'm not up
Night
*sweats*
>>58980219
tragic post
OK so pls reassure me brit.
>be me
>3.30 am in some gritty town centre (no real houses about etc.)
>come across an extremely cute kitty (only a few months old.)
>clearly has an owner that loves it (collar with bell)
>clearly fucking hungry and scared, but extremely affectionate
>chewing up dirty-donner discarded lettuce and cucumber and donner meat and shit.
>purring and rubbing herself against me like mad. Super happy to have found a friend.
>chill with her for a little bit.. c. 30 minutes. Realise I have no money for a cab home (if I'd lived round the corner I'd have taken her home and fed her some cat food and taken her to the vets)
>At least a 4-6km walk home
>Can't be sure she won't jump away from me into legit predator territory
>Leave her there. She's in the centre of town and somebody will find her tomorrow morning.
>On the edges of town.. Spot some dog sized fox.
..I-I'm so conflicted. I did the right thing, right, right?
>want to go get some skittles
>only have a fuckload of small change
I don't want to put someone through that and stand there while they count.
>>58980283
Cats are survivors m8 she'll be reet
>>58980324
Stop posting you weird cunt
didnt lose my virginity but did get a lil succ lmao
>>58980269
Beautiful American girl.
>>58980313
that was my conclusion too in the end bru. She was far too young to be out that late tho, and clearly hungry and shit. Wish I had the dolla for a cab home :/
She was super scared tail down and stuff, but EXTREMELY affectionate. O man, I felt so guilty about leaving her there.
>>58980283
>km
>>58980283
>km
FUCK OFF YURO
going to sleep
>>58980361
t. hiker also
FOD
(dago)
Tbh I just google map-sed it. It's like 6.5 miles and I underestimated. There was legitimately no way I could have carried her, and a cab would have been a score at least.
But I have a soft heart and fucking love cats and hated leaving her there in the centre of some shitty-squaddie town.
>>58980409
fuck off bandwagon lad
IN THE SKIEEEEES OF LOVE
>>58980421
What town is this? I think I've been there.
Stop shitting up the thread with these photos... please.
Incredibly drunk and just had a shower.
Rather challenging experience desuhonestwithyoufam
>>58980269
Why do pakis just make my dick diamonds????
>>58980465
how are you getting a stiffy if you're incredibly drunk?
nigga
>>58980465
Colonial Subjugation casus belli
>>58978489
>britpakis
KHAN'D
>>58980482
It's not at the moment, just had a wank you see. It just normally does.
>>58980517
But I don't have enough mana points to do anything with that casus belli yet.
>>58980495
that bin
we're in london, right
the last photo dis crazy anon >>58980450 claimed to call could be ANYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY altho my gut says L1
>>58980518
A Muslim guy with a good record, experience, and policies vs an out of touch son of a billionaire Jew who's married to a Rothschild.
Hmmmmmm
Keep going, Sweden. The Rasheeds itt are getting a little nervous that we're on to them.
>>58980582
>>58980604
I know where we are :P
PS. theres literally no brit posters in LDN. Was this a guessing game or just your autism btw
>its a Reinhard/Yang fight someone other than each other episode
>>58980574
Rasheed
>>58980665
Goldsmith
Why isn't Sweden just rangebanned from /int/ yet?
from this
>>58980574
kek I fucking hate labour but aint going to shit on my londoner friends for voting for them for once.
to this
>>58980711
to this
>>58980711
baaaad example.
PS that area is mainly t*rk with kike-y edges
>>58980718
I was really surprised when I looked at his opposition, he's the most stereotypical spoiled rich boy I can think of. He even ran his campaign like a spoiled rich kid, it was basically a smear campaign.
>>58980736
>>58980761
this isn't really representative. Also blacks are fine m8 we're not in da ghetto. See >>58980741
>>58980752
yea, but LDN is a Labour hot-bed anyway. Boris was one of a kind. Tories stood 0 chance (without a Boris 2.0)
Well fix it desu
ah yes more hot flashes, cold sweat and chills
>>58980701
shouldn't bother you as long as he doesn't post his scat collection or copying half of the thread tbf
nothing better than that period after nausea subsides lads i honestly think it's the best feel on earth
>>58980829
are you a 40y old woman?
>>58980829
menopause?
>>58980801
I really hope Boris becomes PM, he's goofy enough to be loved everywhere.
*Takes a semi-circular formation around /brit/*
>>58980852
>>58980855
no im sick
took some more nyquil haha maybe I'll pass out before I have to endure any more of this fresh hell
This glass house Swede thinks he lives ..where exactly?
Ngl I do it too. Except I take pics of hot chicks
>>58980924
really?
ive never done it. i was scared off ever doing it when some neckbeard sitting near me on a train did it and his flash went off kek
>>58980862
well it's all riding on brexit. the way the odds are looking and the amount of monies on each campaign basically says he'll most likely be resigned to the back benches.
I kind of wish he was too tho. He might be international-rich-kid-torie but seems to genuinely love the UK and European civilisation. An actual historian too.
Him as PM, brexit and Trump in the White house. I think my lefty friends will legitimately an hero.
>>58980847
>tfw you vomit and immediately feel better
>>58980884
>nyquil
i've used it recreationally
>>58980963
i mentioned the other day when i was feeling nauseous that i might go and make myself vomit to feel better and they looked at me like i was mental
i thought everyone did it haha
>>58980968
hardcore
>>58980991
i had it sent over to me from the usa
>>58980582
>>58980604
why are white girls so much sexier and feminine than other races ugh
>>58981029
pssst... hey kid..
*looks left and right*
You want some of this?
>>58981031
I don't even appreciate anime or Eastern culture but la... Asians?
>>58980960
>Him as PM, brexit and Trump in the White house
Keep dreaming kiddo. ;^)
Asians mentioned
>>58981068
um excuse me nyquil has antihistamines in it too
>>58981130
>primarni bag
dropped. what are you even trying to prove anyway
>>58981145
so it's basically legal crack cocaine?
noice
>>58981170
pretty much lad
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>microwave it and you'll have a hot beverage in 30 seconds
rasheed option
>>58981210
Fuck you don't even have the correct answer to select. Your only course of action is:
>neck it before it gets any colder,
>then put the kettle on to get a real cup of tea going to make up for it
did this swede lad just travel to england and patrol the streets taking pictures of every shitskin he sees? he could have just gone to malmo and had just as much fun
this is an irrelevant country
why would i care about what happens here
>>58981210
>no option to neck it
>microwaving tea
lad....
>>58981210
Microwave it
>>58981259
I'm wondering if:
a) he's a white leftie cuck trying to rub it in
b) a Somalian gloating over what he considers a take over.
>>58981301
>"Don't care lol"
>spams the thread on a daily basis.
Can you explain what you're doing pls lad?
>>58981301
t. irrelevant country pro
>>58981327
haram and furthermore more disgusting than your flag and trip
morning lads
>You may call me.. hammerheart
>>58981358
alri
>>58981358
night mate
>>58981358
morning
>>58981375
alri
>>58981376
night
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
FORGOT TO GET WRAPPING PAPER WHILE I WAS AT THE SHOPS
NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WALK ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE SHOPS JUST FOR SOME FUCKING WRAPPING PAPER TO WRAP SOME GIFTS WHICH MY MUM ALREADY KNOWS I GOT FOR HER SINCE SHE ASKED FOR THEM
REEEEEEE
FUCK MOTHERS DAY LADS
MAKE IT STOP
#whitegenocide
>>58981386
well well well
>>58981388
mothering sunday was last month. As it happens you really dropped the ball
>>58981388
Just chuck it in a plastic bag. She'll understand, she already knows you're a lazy cunt.
>>58981388
just put them in a nice bag
>>58981416
different time zones
>>58981416
Yes, for England, but I am not from England, I am from Australia.
>>58981432
well.. What the fucks up with that? Aren't you our bastard spawn? Is it Chinese-Mothering-Ding-Dong-Day
Work got me some headphones for my birthday
Didn't think much of them but figured I should try them out last night
They are fucking amazing 2bh
>>58981451
fucking love ding-dong-day
no homo
>>58981473
doyoulikadickaday?
>>58981465
earphones*
Now I am not satisfied with my turtle beaches
Recommend me a good headset preferably with a mic lads
>>58981465
Capitalism cares
>>58981465
Happy birthday m8.
Mine's tomorrow and I'm getting nothing as usual :'^)
>>58981465
actually pretty happy with those ones I bought the other weekend as it happens
>>58981451
I dunno, I thought mothers day was on the same day for every country like Christmas & Easter (but with different time zones obviously) until I looked it up a few days ago. Bit dumb innit.
>>58981495
shit I thought that was something my m8 at school made up.
>>58981465
>coworkers buying you things
who let the normie in
>>58981512
Easter?
>>58981560
ye easter
On the bus and just heard a lass behind me say "I love her but she's an ugly rat" haha
>>58981550
half 7 #realnormiehours
>>58981550
not co-workers, I work in a small office so everyone normally gets a present from the office as a whole
>>58981509
Thought they had broken which is why you couldn't hear me desu
>>58981507
Happy birthday for tomorrow lad
what should I get me mum for mumsies day?
was thinking headphones
>>58981566
>Ah, 125 dollars, sounds reasonable, around £80
>125 pounds
excellent gimmick
>>58981507
Happy birthday lad.
>>58981584
naw dey still good... v. loud for buds.
>>58981611
Soundmagic e30 for earphones
Sony MVR-55 for headphones
Memes for meme answer for meme question
white pussy was made to be split by black cock
white eyes were meant to watch
>>58981652
i have white eyes unlike niggers
my sclera is milk white
>>58978948
Nog detected.
>>58981664
Did you literally come to the UK and just take pictures of every non-white?
What is actually wrong with you?
>>58981737
yeah i hate great shitain and love seeing its downfall
Haven't messaged the internet gf yet
>>58981623
lol iktfb
not that I can afford it, but:
>browsing http://www.topgear.com/car-reviews
>see Porsche Cayman
>price seems reasonable in comparison to other rival cars
>UK price: £40,000
>check price for Australia
>it's £64,000
>>58981762
Can this be the day you explain why you feel this way?
You've been doing this for a while, why not explain why?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sony-MDR-1A-Prestige-Overhead-Headphones-Black/dp/B00N3WWG4U
Think I'm going to go with this one lads
>>58981782
Doesn't Australia get fucked over with literally every import
must suck
When you guys finally admit you're a shadow of your former self we are standing by to help
>>58981832
better dead than yank
>>58981828
yeah pretty much, half the extra cost is due to taxes/shipping costs and the other half is because companies know they can get away with charging more in Australia since we're so far away from other countries.
>>58981832
Obongo wouldn't help the UK..
>Desperate for fish finger sarnie
>no fish fingers
Chips and gravy it is!
>>58981892
can you make me some chips and gravy la I'd really like some tbqh lad hahaha yummmy
Need to get my phone but its on the floor and I can't reach it
>>58981867
Trump will
