God bless
every american in this thread is a chicano
>>58974957
first for merican bf
every canadian in this thread is a qt
are you cute ?
>>58975016
r u a grill
I'd rather the president be a cartel member than a fucking muslim
>>58975037
the cutest
why are pinko's so dumb, bros?
>>58975037
I'm average apparently
>>58975086
i think ur cute
>>58975106
Oh gosh
>>58975059
By pinkos do you mean whites?
If the president asked Russia to help them purge europe do you think russia would agree at this point or are they too reliant on their economy and happy with their current situation?
I'm all alone again, cum
What should I do now?
my phone pin is 1800kebabgone
whats yours
t. not a phone thief
>>58975152
fap
>>58975152
cum here
doing a wank lads
>tfw my lung isn't inflamed anymore
Holy fuck that sucked. I was laying in bed earlier and anytime I was on my left side it felt like I had a knife through my ribs. It also hurt like fuck to take deep breaths
>>58975140
russia is too busy occupying Ukraine.
How did america celebrate the birthday of the labour party of our great leader?
>128 kbps internet
ah yes very impressive, what year is it again? oh wait its not 1993? never mind
>>58975230
but what if we helped you take even more
Try communism again but with only europe this time so you don't have to kill off 10% of your own population
>>58975010
>tfw live in Indiana across from Louisville
>tfw the Derby is tomorrow
>tfw I can't go to my favorite taco place tomorrow because of a bunch of tourists clogging up everything
I fucking hate this day.
>>58975337
it's okay, when the derby is over, you can enjoy your flyover state in peace
>>58975572
>implying
Next I have to deal with the fucking Indy 500, then the fucking Forecastle Fest, then the fucking Louder Than Life Festival, then fucking tolls on I-65.
Why's it so dead in here? All the normies out at the club or what? Why does /cum/ seem like it's edging close to being on life support lately? The fuck did everyone run off to?
>>58975768
Probably all normies are out partying.
Does Mexico really send its shitty people over here so they don't have to deal with them?
>>58975803
So Trump lied?
>>58975337
I know how you feel. The town next to the one I grew up in hosts the Memorial tournament every year. The traffic on those two lane roads was a fucking nightmare.
Right now, the woman you love is on FaceTime with Chad. He doesn't often pick up, but tonight he's in a good mood after hitting the ganja, so he decided to give the love of your life a few minutes in his presence. They talk for a while, her gazing into the webcam lens, her eyes shining a look she has never given to you, utterly entranced by Chad's face.
The conversation turns to you, and how you orbit her so much.
>Chad: Hahaah Ohh Fuuck. He actua-
>Her: Hahaha!stop! hahaha oh my g-
>Chad: He thinks you actually like him ba-
>Her: AHAHAHA CHAD STOP IT!
>Chad:Biiitch *laughs* it's funny! haha
>Her: *can't contain her laughter anymore* I.. I know ahaha.. I know *laughs uncontrollably*
>Chad: I mean seriously he thinks he has a chance Giggle
>Her: *laughs even more*
After five minutes they stop, still chuckling to themselves occasionally. She looks up, nervous but full of happiness :
>Oh Chad, I think I like you..."
>Chad:Whaaat hahaha. I mean you're cool and all but shiiiet.. Hahaaa
>Chad: *phone starts ringing* Yo I gotta go.. Was nice talking though *hits blunt*
Chad hangs up without waiting for a response
Your beloved sits there, feeling a mixture of emotions. On one hand Chad has rejected her, but she's still relishing the moments she spent with him. Because to her, getting rejected by Chad is infinitely more valuable than being wined and dined by you.
>>58975791
No they think its ok to break the law and enter a country illegally because their country blows and we conquered their clay a long time ago
Americlap got cucked by a Canuch
>>58973788
>>58975730
>>58975848
yes
Why should I vote for Trump?
inb4 cuck
I'm not voting for any of the democrats either. If I don't find a reason to vote Trump I'm just not gonna vote
>>58975768
It's the first friday night in may, and the weather is nice in most of the US.
It's been raining in about half of this country for at least half of last month.
>>58975865
But im watching her cook dinner, how does she hide it...
Anybody want to play overwatch with me?
>>58975865
But she's on the couch right next to me...
>tfw can't enjoy doujin unless the plot is pretty good
>>58975906
Memes
Less likely to warmonger than hillary
>>58975865
>>58975906
Yes vote for Trump if for no other reason then to send a message to the establishment
>>58975906
Go fucking read you lazy Americlap.
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions
I personally would vote for him because he's going to release the 28 pages and audit the fed, and as a conspiracy fag this gets me hard as diamonds.
>>58975916
In general /cum/ has been slowing down though.
>>58975768
its friday night and most people just got out of finals week
>>58975916
It barely rained here in April and has been raining practically nonstop for two weeks now where I am
>>58975906
Redpilled
Knows how to conduct business efficiently
Nationalist
Less of a warmonger than Shillary
Apparently knows the truth behind 9/11
Wants America to be more isolated again
Knows how to do jobs quickly and under budget
Wants Americans to have a unified identity and eliminate the polarization we are currently experiencing
Memes
Will be buddies with Putin
>>58975956
>and as a conspiracy fag
Damn, I smell really good right now
I wish someone was here just to sniff me a bit
>and as a conspiracy fag
>>58976061
>>58976112
His hands are kind of teeny
>>58976102
*sniffs you*
mmmm
>>58976150
This picture is so fucking retarded. That Simpson's episode came months after he announced you fucking imbecilic retards.
>we've gone to space
>we've split the atom
>we've sent Voyager past pluto
>we cant find a cure for the common cold
reeeee
>>58976212
It'd be a waste of finances
>>58976212
It's called not being a fucking retard and getting all the vitamins and nutrients you need you fucking fat burger.
>you will never cuddle Chloe Moretz by a bonfire under the late summer/early autumn American rural night sky as bugs chirp in the wooded background and nobody else is around
BOO!
did i scare you ?
>>58976288
>wanting to be with girls with rich daddies
>ever
Pic related is all you're going to get faggot.
>>58976297
DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT!!!!!
>>58976297
AAAAAHHHHH
>>58976297
No you didn't you retard, this is an image board, there's no fucking sound. I read that shit and saw your stupid image, that's literally fucking it. Try harder.
>>58976339
Stop being so full of shit.
How can anyone possibly like beer?
It tastes like shite
>>58976297
Fuck off West Virginia
>>58976373
I don't even drink alcohol desu
>>58976359
Who pissed in your syrup today?
>>58976373
I find that the local brews are much better
>>58976373
It's an acquired taste :^)
Seriously though, I fucking love an ice cold beer. It also depends on what type you drink.
Now pls go br shit
>>58976393
I have friends there
>>58976373
It's the ultimate fedora tipper's drink, when they fucking finish shoving dragon dildos up their tight hairy ass they light themselves a vape and fucking chug 200 litres of beer that cost them 10 fucking dollars.
>>58976061
>mfw Tom Brady is the reason he made this face
>mfw tom brady supports donald trump
How based
>>58976395
Your dumb cunt mother, hope she fucking hits the dong and get's in the fucking coffin that old hag, only good she's for is a good thrusting from a bunch of niggers around the corner.
pan dulce
>>58976297
>>58976457
chill out guy
>"canadians are good posters"
When will people stop thinking this
>>58976457
Rude desu
>>58976434
>200 litres of beer that cost them 10 fucking dollars
that'd be a pretty damn good price actually, only 5 cents for an entire litre of beer
>Restricted firearms licence course tomorrow
>>58976373
I use to think the same way
Then I had some microbrews and they are actually pretty nice. Wouldn't drink them if they didn't get me drunk still, but they taste bretty gud
>>58976487
When you finally realize you're not funny and no one around you loves you, and as a response to seeing the truth at last you jump off the fucking 16th floor stupid burgetr.e
>>58976514
What guns do you have senpai?
>>58976434
>>58976509
Is it true that people in Canada may only buy beer in designated liquor stores?
Post what you want
>Study shows boys outscore girls on reading tests if told the tests were a game. But boys scored significantly lower than girls when told the tests were assessments of their reading skills. The study was relatively small and involved children who were still learning how to read.
Holy shit the 1 subject girls had over boys and they get BTFO this hard
>>58976514
>>58976539
Most likely the sort he should use to fucking end himself and his miserable existance.
>>58976339
>>58976354
>>58976391
>>58976476
its okay its just me!
>>58976514
>still haven't seen a psych about my PAL back
>that glorious smell of your own urine after you've had tons of coffee
>>58976570
bit rude bud
>>58976567
>>58976584
>>58976589
>that glorious smell of your corpse after someone finally discombobulated you
>>58976539
None but I might apply for a job as a armored truck driver next fall.
>>58976570
If you keep being mean, I'll use stern words.
>>58976672
Also, I have a nugget but I have no handguns as I don't have my RPAL or my RFSC yet.
DIRTY BULK CHEAT DAY C'MON!
>>58976672
i'm going to rob you :^')
Is caring a blessing or a curse?
>>58976672
You should apply for a job as a fucking refugee servicer so your tiny little ass can get violated by muslim subhumans.
>>58976690
If you keep being a faggot, you'll end up lynched like a nigger on the 4th of July
>>58976699
the lift/gym culture is pretty homo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meCZ5hWNRFU
THE PLACE WHERE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, WAS BORN AND RAAAAIIIIIIISED
>>58976705
Seems like you got victimized by a muslim today.
>>58976672
You should do it! Also, what kind of semi auto long funs are you allowed to own up there?
I like cute girls
>>58976780
fuck off fag
>>58976741
Seems like you got a fucking 9 inch Muslim cock in your ass, with Mehmet holding you down as you squirm to try and get it out, but it's too late. You now how fucking aids you degenerate.
>>58976780
Too bad you'll never get any.
>>58976704
It can be both.
If you mean caring about something, you now have something that you are willing to give time and effort towards, giving you a purpose.
At the same time, you now have to worry about something other than your own survival.
>>58976787
>You now how fucking aids
what did he mean by this?
>>58976780
me 2
>>58976812
I've gotten two fuk u
I miss feeling their butts in my palm ;_;
>>58976699
I had my bulk day last week
>>58976727
T. Skinny or fat fag
>>58976780
>like what you see anon?
>because you're not going to get it!
>>58976820
I meant you're a stupid faggot and should fuck off my general.
>>58976747
Thanks for the tip man, I will!
Also, we have auto-nuggets, SKS, chinese Type 81s are now unrestricted, though most of the AK platform is prohibited unless grandfathered, also VZ 58s are non-restricted.
See this for better details on cool stuff
http://www.huntinggearguy.com/rifle-reviews/top-10-non-restricted-black-rifles-in-canada/
>>58976849
I'm not that guy, and all things considered I've probably been here longer than you. Shut the fuck up already.
>>58976826
Sure you fucking lying cunt.
>>58976849
>he is new to /cum/ and tries this hard at building himself a personality
jej, cute
>>58976826
Liar. What do they feel like
>>58976883
It's been over 2 years since we broke up now
I just want her back anon
>>58976780
I like cute earls
>>58976864
I'm not that guy, and all things consider no gives a shit.
>>58976891
Maybe if you weren't so fucking stupid you'd know I've posted here every day since 2003 dumb newfag.
>>58976900
bags of sand
this is my neighborhood
>>58976906
She's seen how much of a loser you are and figured she'd better fuck off. Good choice on her, expect every other women to do the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Brqo0vSNE
>>58976900
Big squishy curvy balloons of flesh.
>>58976934
I broke up with her actually. Then a few months later realized my reasons were kinda stupid and there won't ever be a perfect partner
>>58976932
I live in a similar one
>>58976932
Looks like those small villages in Afghanistan surrounded by marijuana plantations.
Looks comfy tho.
>>58976944
Well in that case you should feel like the stupid cunt you are, and understand how undeniably retarded everything you do is.
>>58976985
Well said my friend
>>58976932
How many shootouts did you have so far beaner?
Post your first name
Shaul
>>58977024
Shaun + Paul?
Taylor
>>58977024
No one cares.
>>58976854
>vz 58's
based
Also, if you ever plan on buying a norinco/m1A clone in the future, I would stay away.
It's worth investing a good sum of money for one like a springfield.
>>58977071
Good, now do us a favor and do a shootout with yourself.
>>58977090
yes
new Radiohead song is bretty good desu. Need to find some new music for the summer
>>58977024
Jayson
>>58977024
Shlomo
>>58977150
I don't even know anyone named Shlomo and I grew up in Brooklyn
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=15f_1393628931
Mexico pls
>>58977024
Peter
:)
>walk home from school because the bus ran out of seats/space
>immediately fall asleep out of exhaustion
>wake up
>it's almost 11:00
>dad didn't wake me up for dinner
>no edible food in the pantry
>don't have any cash to buy food
welp, guess I'll starve.
>>58977136
https://soundcloud.com/hieyes/afternoon-bike-rides
https://soundcloud.com/the-asay/listen-shag
I hope u liek
>>58977206
If you have ingredients you can make something
>>58977206
make some rice or something nigger it takes at most 15-20 minutes
>>58977150
U wanna be my jew bf
>>58977206
I have a mean toast sandwich recipe I can give ya ;)
Who here handsome but no gf?
>>58977182
HOL UP
WE DEM BOYZ
>>58977231
>>58977243
There aren't any, most of what my dad buys is junk food and we ran out of that.
>>58977256
sup
>>58977272
Drive to taco bell
the night is still young
>>58977256
I don't even know if I'm ugly, average, or handsome. Might as well have body dysmorphia with the amount of worrying I have.
>>58977314
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M
Need to put my VPN to work. Recs for someone that likes the Wachowskis' style (namely, Matrix and Speed Racer)?
>>58977224
nice, first one is chill and new to me. Already listened to most of shag's stuff desu. Really been enjoying more instrumental stuff as of late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eBfa9nNzvk
>>58977329
I don't have a car, what part of riding the bus and walking home didn't you understand
>>58977024
Ashten
>>58977024
Reid
>>58977024
Zachary
>>58977024
Aaron
>>58977024
Tyrone
>>58977024
Eric
>>58977370
This isn't instrumental, and you've probably already heard this, but just in case.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6657PH9gQ
For summer nights
https://soundcloud.com/purpan/my3
https://soundcloud.com/craetion/memory
https://soundcloud.com/prodbykillerbee/iii-fantasy
https://soundcloud.com/lungfulls/spirare
https://soundcloud.com/dekobe/side
>>58977024
Arturo
>>58977579
i've been wondering for awhile, what genre would this quasi vapormeme music be considered you think?
>>58977608
arabs are so silly when it comes to war
>>58977024
Luis.
>Florida man shoots, kills brother over cheeseburger
Why is it always Florida
>The fire now covers an area larger than New York City.
>>58977697
Because Florida laws apparently allow easy access to criminal cases for news reports.
>>58977723
REMOVE OIL SANDS remove oil sands
>>58977741
I think the fire might take care of the oil sands
>>58977723
>>58977677
I would have to say it's a fusion of chillstep/hints of future funk without the future/light jazz/pseudo-vaporwave.
>>58977723
Fucking hell mang Canada used to be cold.
Who was in the wrong here?
>>58977751
Good.
>>58977677
It's "funk".
Most vaporshit songs consist of sampled jap funk.
>>58977677
its futurewave
most of artzie music is
>>58977677
>>58977759
>>58977785
it's called futurefunk you plebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHqeZi5W05A
>>58977836
It's called shit.
>>58977836
this shit is fruity as fuck and the people who make it have literally no talent. Fuck outta here with your dumb meme shit.
>>58977836
I wouldn't say that it's for all the songs that I listed, but definitely for artzie's stuff.
>>58977860
>>58977875
this desu
all these "retro" electronic music genres are entirely style over substance
If you want music that makes good use of samples, listen to plunderphonics instead. Literally cannot top this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRM1S6Jno8A
what's some good non-meme music then buds? I feel like I hit a wall with finding new moody jazz music
>>58977913
2bh I only like a few of the tracks on there but it is a cool LP
Where can I watch Spanish shows with English subtitles? I can only find Spanish shows without subtitles
>>58977913
Chuck Persson-eccojams vol. 1
Sacred Tapestry-Shader
ONLY good vaporwave albums
>>58977913
>The Avalanches
my nigger
>>58977926
There's always Nujabes.
>>58977875
>literally no talent
can confirm
I knew a guy who became a woman, moved to oregon and became a memewave producer
I don't think I ever heard anything from that guy that wasn't either drugs or memes.
>>58977926
I'll give you a protip, don't go to /mu/ to find new music. Seriously. You'll just get sucked into their flavor of the month meme shit. There's a whole internet out there, guy, and a lot of places devoted to music that are less cancerous, tasteless and underage than that shithole.
>>58977957
Too repetitive. Tiring hearing the same loop over and over for 3 minutes. Granted, it's usually pretty good for the first listen or 2
>>58977964
is your friend actually Vektroid or are you memeing
>>58975865
sorry but I just can't feel immersed into your situation with a picture like that
all I can think of is PS triple and sony always wins baby
>>58977926
I got stuck with Miles Davis and George Russel since the last couple of months, I don't know where else to go from there.
>>58977783
leatherhead, obviously
>>58977926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO9y70SDOQM
>>58977952
I think Floral Shoppe is an acceptable album, even though it pretty much spawned most of the shit out of vaporware.
>>58977984
I'm willing to put up with the shit of /mu/ so long as share threads stay as they are.
>>58977955
>new album never
>>58977723
Kek.
Hope yall have money left for your own countrymen after dumping it on refugees
I fucking hate when women do retarded angles so I can't tell if they're fat or not.
>>58978050
Shader is made by the same person who made floral shoppe but more experienced
>>58978053
Was actually helping clean out a trailer earlier for a Fort Mac family.
My grandfather works real-estate and recently kicked out a top-tier white trash tenant from a trailer.
Most of our family has been working on it for the last month and holy shit was it bad. For example the guy stuffed some clothes into a ventilation duct to try and stop the airflow.
about time for dudeweedlmao
when i get back, do i watch Ergo Proxy, Great Teacher Onizuka, or attempt to play Overwatch?
>>58977984
haven't been on /mu/ in years desu. I do occasionaly check out Pitchfork tho
>>58978041
Chet Baker and Bill Evans are bretty good I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmSOQwYbFM8&list=PLT7plFTTc7GgYJJQAiXmtFgKd0Ds0oWA6
>>58978113
Sounds like your average canadian
>>58978021
is it well known that vektroid is trans? I don't really follow memewave
>>58978142
GTO
T
O
>>58977984
It's depressing how poor /mu/ has gotten.
It used to be THE place to discover new music for me. Now sharethreads are dead, the le generals provide little to no new music discussion/jerk over the same things, and somehow mainstream shit is more popular than several years ago. Even metal tastes have changed. Go check it out, they jerk over stuff I thought they despised before.
I think it's the cycle of contrarianism. They went anti-underground because anti-underground became popular.
would you smoke weed in your room while your parents are visiting and sleeping in an adjacent room?
>>58978178
I don't even know.
But every time she(?) gets posted on /mu/ everyone replies with
>she
and
>her
Brit bongs don't deserve the "bong" additive now that jihad has claimed their capitol from them.
Hence forth and forever more, they shall be known as "Britbrowns".
>>58978178
very
>>58978142
just watched Ergo Proxy a few weeks ago, besides the kinda cool opening it's pretty shit unfortunately. Also after having played Overwatch for about 5 hours I have to say it's pretty underwhelming. S-sorry for being a downer
Holy fuck how can any of us live?
How can anyone not drift into thoughts of madness just by taking a glimpse upon another human or any environment inhabited by humans.
I can't even look at a picture of another human smiling without seeing the dirt they have behind, hiding in the back of their eyes.
A breed of killers and destruction. Life by evolution encompassing all forms of physical life. Created only for what....to kill and rise? Who set these fucking rules where killing is the goal to survival? These rules...they apply to all living creatures. Feed off the weak and grow.
Im sick of computers, universes, thought processes, physical pleasures, brain chemistry, words, murder, shadows of people that linger around.
For fucks sake, someone just shoot me.
>>58978244
>babby's first existential crisis
You could just slash your wrists with all that edge
>>58978208
And they will call you Ameriblacks.
>>58978149
>Chet Baker
Thanks senpai, gonna give him another chance.
>>58978244
It's best to not think about it all, just go with it. all.
>>58978205
oh
well we're not friends, we were in the same chatrooms, I suppose
>>58978203
you type too much
mu is shit but u r reddit
>>58978304
No seriously dude.
/mu/ and reddit are the same thing now.
>>58978244
>For fucks sake, someone just shoot me
Go to a ghetto and it's done mang.
I'm so disgustingly skinny that I can't leave my house without a sweater or long sleeve to make me feel more comfortable. it makes me feel as if I look a little bulkier, but I know it just makes me look awkward. I hope I start gaining weight soon
>>58978326
Na, he'd probably just get robbed and fukt in his boy cunt by black gorilla dick, and just have new things to worry about
>>58978244
>despises humans
>wants someone else to shoot him
Do you even know who you are?
>>58978286
That's like everyone walking by acting like nothing's wrong as a person is dying yelling for help on the floor.
>>58978328
Go to tumblr for advice :^)
>>58978285
in particular i've been listening to this album often
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWzJGRh_Tsw
>>58978328
just become a twink if all else fails
>>58978244
Kill yourself self hating liberal scum
A girl asked me to see a movie with her tomorrow. Is this a date? Am I in a date?
>>58978348
Not just humans. Every form of life that feeds off killing and growing is a sickness. The idea won't leave my brain alone.
>>58978321
>/mu/
I went there with an expectation of listening to great music but I ended up disillusioned.
Im almost tempted to go just for the memes
Reinstalled linux over my windows drive and didn't make a backup
can you guys help me start fresh with new memes?
>>58978328
You have freedom and time, start eating more and doing exercise in your local park.
>>58978328
Protip: no one irl cares. You don't have a belly and with a t-shirt on it doesn't show and people don't think of you as being a disgusting skinny fat.
Stop making a big deal out of it. There is always someone who's having it worse than you.
>>58978328
become a twink nigger.
>>58978395
What is your relationship with her? But desu it sounds like one.
>>58978395
>A girl asked me to see a movie with her
wew lad
>>58978328
BIG SWEATER TINY PANTS MASTER RACE
>not contemplating the human extinction and suicide while listening to F#A#Infinity
i'm lmaoing at your life
>>58978394
You can act like nothing is wrong, probably because you are de-sensitized to this life and choose to look past it, but im fucking sick of this shit.
