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pakis out edition
karen
FIRST
>>58969993
OUT OUT OUT
i'm literally addicted to shitposting
>>58969993
me on the left
/lat/
really hope david attenborough will turn out to be a nonce soon
then they'll have to call that boat boaty mcboatface
YANKS IN
>>58969999
>that's a man right?
Under the Equality Act 2010 it's a woman actually.
lads
Next PM
>>58970058
Haha let's start a rumour x
>>58970044
i feel you
i could probably do something of my life is this website didn't exist
frightening notion that
>>58970058
He's got some pretty crazy ideas but we just ignore them.
However far away I will always love you
However long I stay I will always love you
Whatever words I say I will always love you
I will always love you
>>58970075
>wearing two neck decorations and two stars
fuckign triggered
cheque please
>>58970090
>tfw we have a generation of great thinkers that will be addicted to memes
the world is truly fucked
Not gonna lie, lads, I wish I was French
>an ISIS supporting Muslim will be mayor of London
>>58970113
he's the king of bloody england mate he can do as he likes
Never fall imma stand in the same spot
Blame kers, are they ever gonna blame Scott?
In a room, when it moves, yeah my head spins
Aussie hip-hop I gotta be the best thing
Know the name, know the crew, know that we are
Fuckin famous, know the kers with the er
Makin moves every week, see I’m to smart
Hi I’m kers, now who the fuck are you brah?
>>58970078
>Nadhim Zahawi
ahh yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnB7a1Iy6ko&t=1170
>I never thought I'd die alone
>Another six months I'll be unknown
>Give all my things to all my friends
>You'll never step foot in my room again
>You'll close it off, board it up
>Remember the time that I spilled the cup
>Of apple juice in the hall
>Please tell mum this is not her fault
>>58970164
No he fucking can't, the monarchy are supposed to set a fucking example
https://twitter.com/DanMentos/status/728320591598526464
girl at work came in today wearing the same perfume my exgf used to wear
anyway, long story short: she broke my heart and I'm still in love with her and every time I smell this perfume I die a little inside
sitting here in the dark listening to this on repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_lIi1hb6WU
just fucking kill me
when the fuck will my beard fill out
>>58970169
o shit it's dat boi
>>58970166
DRUMPF LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!111!!!!!1
>>58970196
fuck off paki
>want to buy booze on friday
>workers at local tesco starting to recognise me
>decide not to
>>58970152
>we have a generation of great thinkers
i wouldn't bet my left cockonut on that
>>58970196
what do the stars and neck things even represnt
>there are "people" ITT who have never written a cheque
>>58970242
alri grandad
cali catlad are you voting in the primaries
>>58970242
Because I can actually pay for things
friendly reminder that all those who defend a Muslim mayor of London are apologists and will hang on the day of the rope
I don't read half the posts that are published here btw
>>58970202
No good dossing about feeling sorry for ya self silly bugger, get a cuppa and watch some tele you'll feel miles better x
>>58970223
>tfw they instinctively go to pick up the cigarrettes and whisky when they see you in the queue
>tfw can't even buy booze without being judged by the cashier
how about that suicide fact lads
>>58970223
>starting to recognise me
Why do so many of you care about this?
Why the fuck do you care about cashiers recognising your face and remembering you?
How the fuck is this a problem at all? Are you literally fucking schizophrenic or do you have severe paranoia?
>>58970197
hahahahaha holy fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIamzBSNzHc
>>58970282
joke's on you i didn't read yours
>>58970235
Neck decorations mean it's a level 3 or better award - Commander/Companion of an order or a knighthood. It shows it's more important than lower level awards, that just have a chest "medal" type decoration.
Stars represent knighthoods, so if someone;s wearing a star you know they'e on of the top dogs.
in the age of ancients, the world was unformed, shrouded by fog
>>58970202
what a fucking depressing post
>>58970242
i've never had a job nevermind a chequebook
>liberals are going to have to admit they were wrong about immos one day
gon be great
It's Friday night, why aren't you lads out?
>>58970326
then who was pygmy?
>>58970353
I believe in free speech unless you disagree with me
>>58970325
proobably has a 2nd one for being emperor of india as well innit
>on the day of the rope
pooooooooooooooo
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>Hey guys my great great grand uncles dog was from Ireland therfore I'm Irish too
>So here's your holiday,
>hope you enjoy it this time, you gave it all away.
>it was mine, so when you're dead and gone
>will you remember this night, twenty years now lost,
>it's not right.
United States
Canada
Mexico
...I forget the rest
>>58970326
a world that belonged to the great old ones
in the age of political correctness, one dirty dirty boy _______________
>>58970223
>>58970305
life hack: no one actually cares about you, your life, or your habits
it's like you think you matter
kek
my acid binge of october 2014 - may 2015 was just phase 1
>>58970309
if the losers starting thinking you're a loser m80 w-w-w-well
Reminder if you're white in America then you'll be hunted down and killed by blacks instantly
>>58970353
>destoying the NHS
>with increased real terms funding every year
>>58970377
the only post worth reading in this thread desu
>>58970364
I am
on the town
lock up your daughters
>>58970353
>rich people are cunts because they're rich
>brb getting a useless degree at the expense of the rich lol
>>58970364
tired
>>58970353
>killing the poor/disabled
sign me up desu
>>58970384
>you were in the target demographic when that song was released
>>58970406
my acid binge of october 2015 to april 2016 really fucked my shit up
>>58970393
>he only has 3 countries on his """"""""""continent"""""""
if this boy looks like a girl then i'd be happy to tear the faggot's arse apart
>>58970353
the poor and the disabled are a waste of resources tbf
Down the pub lads
Mate is at the bar don't want to look like a bender looking round the room haha
>>58970220
Looks a fair bit like Gavin McInnes
>>58970373
I'm sure he had loads of them, but you wear 4 stars max and a single fucking neck decoration. Unless you're some kind of North Korean twatsack, and he should know better.
>>58970405
check my 7 pierre
>>58970405
you must be used to that, being french and all
as no one cares about france
>>58970405
yeah but they remember how you make them feel, so if you're kind to people they'll think fondly of you and will most likely recognise your face :3
>>58970422
I don't, and never will, have any
>>58970451
I do not.
>>58970418
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
Where do I find a gf like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MMadGIbMJs
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1462487664356.webm
me at work on a typical day
>>58970490
just abduct one from a car park
>>58970451
>wanking over a fat man's arse
>>58970453
>ring wing
>>58970497
OI OI OI
>>58970502
You know there's no audio on this and you're going to get banned regardless, so why link it?
>>58970453
god how deluded can you b
>>58970353
if you smoke or drink alcohol you shouldn't be allowed to use the nhs
>>58970384
THIS IS WII SPORTS RESORT
>>58970495
Shame
I am going to be alone all my life
me on the left
>>58970478
photoshop?
>people will LITERALLY pay £700 a month to live in a garage in London
>>58970502
how is this possible
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>58970529
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDLyKSYRqXM
How do I get a bf like this lads?
>>58970558
>photoshop?
Nah. Best Korea is a hell of a drug.
>>58970282
future historians will peruse your fap stories for generations to come
>>58970393
United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
Greenland, El Salvador too.
Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela
Honduras, Guyana, and still,
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,
Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam
And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland
And Germany now one piece,
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
Ireland, Russia, Oman,
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia
Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,
The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal
France, England, Denmark, and Spain.
India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan,
Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh (Asia)
And China, Korea, Japan.
Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia
The Philippine Islands, Taiwan,
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand
Then Borneo, and Vietnam.
Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana,
Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.
Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo
The Spanish Sahara is gone,
Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.
Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali
Sierra Leone, and Algiers,
Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.
Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar
Rwanda, Mahore, and Cayman,
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia...
Crete, Mauritania
Then Transylviania,
Monaco, Liechtenstein
Malta, and Palestine,
Fiji, Australia, Sudan.
git gud scrub
>>58970485
>i roleplay countries
i need someone to hand me one of those picture of a man in a hat right now
>>58970488
that's a good point
people like how you make them feel
still disheartening if you think about it too much
>>58970563
Looks fucking grim
>>58970555
Same but the longer I work with women aged 25-40 the easier it is to accept, most of them are awful awful beings
>>58970563
If it's so expensive to live in london, why are there so many pakis and niggers there? How do they afford it?
>>58970608
I don't have any meaningful contacts in my life
>>58970597
>no Wales
Confirmed for non-country
>>58970532
why would I get banned
its a link to a nsfw that people click at their own discretion
>>58970202
have a massive wank on me m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOvMpND2OZY
Does a more perfect looking female exist? too bad about her fucked up personality tbqh
>>58970608
most people are awful human beings
>>58970597
>Palestine
rasheed
>>58970513
But I'm not fat.
>>58970621
Benefits, working cash in hand and living 15 to a terraced house (literally)
Just did 720 word for a 2000 word essay because I left it to the last minute. It's worth 50% of my grade
Guess I'll be resitting the year haha
>>58970621
they run da crack game
>>58970563
>Paki as your mayor
>spend all commuting on under ground railway lines
>then get back to your converted garage you pay £700 per month to rent
>Londoners
>>58970536
honestly I used to think free healthcare was good until I realised that you're paying for every cunt who's about 40 stone and still stuffing a chipper into their mouth
people like that just drain the system
>>58970621
Subsidized government housing
>>58970532
I'm about to report your post
>>58970664
Don't think you have to redo a year for GCSEs
>>58970176
excellent lad
>>58970651
>written by Steven SpielBERG
Traitor to his Jewish peers
>>58970621
In Britain, you literally get given a house just for being a paki
>>58970621
They and their entire extended family live in a single terraced house. That's why you also see so many paki lads in beat up mercedes and BMWs
>>58970674
they really should make these wanks pay for this sort of thing, like drug abuse issues? pay a proportionate amount.
>>58970674
I'm poor and I smoke, I'll need free healthcare soon
>>58970202
>tfw checking your phone every 5 minutes in case you missed her trying to phone/text you
>she never does
>can't even watch a movie without pausing
women man...
>>58970621
Unironically live about 15 people per house
>>58970571
>how is porn possible
>Same but the longer I work with women aged 25-40 the easier it is to accept, most of them are awful awful beings
>>58970453
Good job I have a private healthcare plan aha hope her and her fat northern father get burnt alive by blacks tbf x
why the fuck is this in my recommended?
>>58970597
mentioned
>>58970608
Same here, having to deal with women constantly actually put me off women
>when you browsing the web for discussion of an old game of thrones episode and find a billion spoilers
>>58970674
brb getting sex change on the nhs because tumblr told me I should have been born a woman lol
I CAN'T STOP EATIIINNNNGG
>>58970654
Post tummy x
>>58970761
JON SNOW DIES LOL
>>58970761
kakyoin dies
>>58970688
>2k words for GCSE
more like 200
Want to die tbqh
thought I was better than this
>>58970582
probably his best speech that one.
really is kinda weird when you realise the jews hitler was speaking about are the same "muh bankers" and "muh ebil corporations" lefties complain about today
>>58970608
what's so awful about them?
>>58970802
I want a cape
>>58970757
>tfwfw i constantly wish i was gay
women are the most unfunny and anal beings on this planet
who's that retarded fat british boy with the enormous bitchtits who supports Bernie Sanders?
>>58970536
As long as they're buying duty paid cigs, smokers pay more in tax than they take out from the NHS.
my neutral gender xhaddy and xhother saw me playing with an action man figure and told me i was a hormonally imbalanced queerbender and shouldn't be afraid to admit it.
>>58970816
Let's bring it back, lad
I'll get one if you get one
>LOL MUSLISM WON'T RUN BRITAIN THAT'S JUST A RIGHT WING FEAR MONGERING CAMPAIGN
>capital is now a white minority city with a muslim mayor
epic
>Sadiq Khan: I do not support boycotts of Israel
FOR FUCK SAKE
AS A MUSLIM YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>58970838
citation needed
>>58970790
>>58970787
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
I DON'T BELIEVE YOUUUUU
>>58970838
Proof?
>>58970819
A lot of gay men aren't much better.
might get into smoking cigars lads
>>58970867
>doesn't even possess the one good paki quality
>>58970802
no actually some of the main "Jews" Hitler was talking about was the Marxists.
popular theory at the time was that Germany lost the war because they were stabbed in the back by socialists and he linked socialism with jews
>>58970886
word
gay men are the biggest bitches out there
t. gayman
>>58970608
>Are needed for reproduction to continue our species and are 50% of the population
>useless
>Unfunny
>evolved to be the most vain annoying cunts ever
CANNOT BE FABRICATED
>>58970879
read the manga faggot
>>58970867
he has to support the jewish sugardaddies that put him on the throne
>>58970886
you'd know hahahaha
>might get into smoking cigars lads
>>58970829
there's probably one or two of them
want Zac Goldsmith to ruin my cute tory boipucc
>>58970886
they are indeed and by nature anal beings
>Sadiq Khan
>supports Israel
>supports gays
yes very muslim indeed
>>58970928
*enters Eugene's world*
>>58970854
say goodbye to your tatas zirlfriend
>>58970908
well yeah hitler ragged on commie jews a lot but also spoke loads about capitalist jews as well
http://www.strawpoll.me/10146503
http://www.strawpoll.me/10146503
http://www.strawpoll.me/10146503
extremely important
>>58970819
you've never met a bender then lol
Has anyone dealt with depersonalisation yet?
Want to feel like I actually exist
>>58970959
i'd put a king sized /brit/ between my lips desu
died on the 5th floor lads, stopped concentrating a bit.
>>58970959
Love this x
What's this sort of low-cut dress which exposes a shirt at the front almost to the waist called?
A girl whom we've recently interviewed at my job wore this sort of thing to the interview, pic related. The dress was from a sort-of velvety material which looked soft and had a sheen. It looked pretty good tbqh, although I wasn't sure if it was appropriate for the occasion.
I wonder what she's going to wear to work since she got the offer and accepted it.
>>58970969
But I heard he said any Muslims who don't stone women and have massive beards are uncle toms? wthhhhhhh has 4chan misled me about this man??????
>>58971009
this feels like a big post lads
one of importance
>>58970989
There's only one solution : The final solution.
>>58970928
they _are_ for refined gentlemen
>>58970992
most gay men are like women so you got me there
>>58970803
you want to pull your hair out listening to them as they have nothing worthwhile to say just stupid shite about their kids, their hypothetical kids, makeup, eyebrows, beyonce, what plastic surgery they want or the kardashians. the single mothers and divorcees are extremely bitter and angry at the world since their looks have gone and no men want to deal with their massive emotional baggage. even the smarter ones barely know who the prime minister is. their entire lives are work - watch tv - work - package holiday - work - tv - work.
How do you resign a job gracefully lads?
>>58971044
>implying hitler wouldnt approve of israel existing as long as the jews fucked off out of european countries
these days you'll be arrested for saying you're english
then let the challenge... begin
>>58971009
Also it's the same girl that nearly started to cry after I asked a trick question recently. To copy-paste my earlier post:
>assist boss in job interviews
>cute young girl early in the morning
>actually seems competent but is clearly stressed
>ask her a tricky technical question about a tool she mentioned she's used
>it would have been fair enough if she said she doesn't know but she tries to figure out an answer
>shuts down completely and nearly starts to cry
>boss asks her to calm down and gives her a minute to compose herself
>she ended up getting the offer anyway
>we will share an office if she accepts
She accepted tbqh.
>>58971078
writing 'fuck you' on your arse cheeks and mooning your boss
>>58971078
what's wrong with the pub. O'Conner?
come on lads he drew a picture as well
thoughts???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAVCaPcecmQ
>these days you'll be arrested for saying you're english
The whole pro-Tory, pro-establishment hate the poor meme is really stale now.
>it's a sync makes bold claims about medieval archery then refuses to watch a brief documentary substantiating my counterpoints episode
>>58971078
shoot your coworkers
assuming you work for the postal service though
got my pasty legs out today lads
>>58971106
Rightfully so desu
>>58970154
Oho
>>58971023
too late now lad he's in
so begins 4000 years of sharia (law)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIYA9PVyNBQ
water
water
water
water
>>58971124
really enjoyed the first season of that show, hope the 2nd one is just as good.
>>58971137
haha good lad
>>58971059
the ones that are actually respectable are perma-closeted and hate every other gay male lol
>>implying hitler wouldnt approve of israel existing as long as the jews fucked off out of european countries
London has elected a Pakistani Muslim mayor.
It's political correctness gone mad, Stew.
>>58971137
post pic
>>58971118
I got a better job
>>58971136
Does my flag look like a star spangled banner to you?
>archery
>>58971113
if she was a 5/10 she wouldn't even have gotten a response at all
>>58971009
ask /fa/ those benders know about fashion
>>58971198
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BRAP BRAP
FINNA ROLL ON A MANS WITH THE TOOLS IN MY HANDS
Hitler wanted to put the jews in Madagascar, wish he had
>>58971183
he's about as informed as pol desu
>>58971135
you're both as bad as each other, now behave
Scientists at the University of Edinburgh discovered that when sunlight touches your skin, nitric oxide is released into your bloodstream. Nitric oxide is a powerful blood pressure lowering compound. It relaxes your blood vessels giving you that relaxed feeling you feel after a day in the sun
All I want to do is to have enough money and space to own cars like a VW Beetle, Citroën Méhari, an old E-Class Estate ect
>>58971241
then nuked the place ofc
>>58971201
She's a high 6 to low 7 tbqh.
Seemed relatively competent tbqh, we've had four other candidates and she sucked the least.
god save our gracious queen
long live our noble queen
god save the queen
send her victorious
happy and glorious
long to reign over us
god save the queen
Won £3.30 on the Euromillions
Absolute goddess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFEfrF-rax4
so sick of all this pic bollocks and the faux outrage every time somebody makes a joke or has a slip of the tongue
starting to understand why Americans just walk into their schools and shoot the heads off each other
>>58971180
>
>>58971164
that's not music
those are the borborygms of mud people allowed to see the light of day and free of the shackles of civilization
this is a disgrace
>>58971180
me as the flying mammal
what do you call a nigger on the moon?
problem
what do you call 2 niggers on the moon?
bigger problem
what do you call all the niggers on the moon?
problem solved
>>58971280
what u gonna spend it on x
Really want to spaff all over Victoria Derbyshire's tits lads
I AM DARKSTAR
AND I AM OF THE N-NIGGIT
>>58971271
lel you people are scum, but i wouldnt want to work with an uggo
>that's not music
>those are the borborygms of mud people allowed to see the light of day and free of the shackles of civilization
this is a disgrace
>>58971142
oho
joo
>>58971280
how much was the ticket
>>58971201
She'd still get the job to fill dem quotas senpai.
What's the difference between a paki and a bucket of shit? The bucket.
>>58971310
>Victoria Derbyshire's tits
Wow, why be such a dickhead lad?
GOD I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS
white people were the last people to join in on slavery and the first to get rid of it
>>58971323
>lel you people are scum
Why?
Actually there was this Paki whom we've interviewed via Skype who was probably more competent than her but we couldn't understand half the words he was saying.
>>58971263
>A clean beetle costs almost £5k
fuck
>>58971340
not an argument
Going to get in bed and cry lads
>>58971364
me with the bf
>>58971310
She's only got one
>>58971180
>tfw no pet bat
>>58971307
Might buy another lottery ticket and keep the £1.30
>>58971334
£2
What's the difference between a paki and a bucket of shit? One is the mayor of london
it's my party and i'll cry if i want to
>>58971124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dn_llL5LRg
>>58971180
enjoy your rabies
>>58971280
select * from Cor_Blimey
>>58971416
nutter x
o shit waddup
>>58971453
>implying i'm not reverse engineering rabies to infect everyone
mmuahaha
anyone want to tie me up and put a dildo up my arse?
>>58971416
quit while you're ahead lad
hi joey
>he cries watching films
>>58971281
talking
talk
tla\k
lrklak
>>58971487
can I pop a cheeky finger up your bum while I'm licking your balls?
>>58971487
>anglos
>>58971487
What's wrong with my willy?
>>58971539
100% celtic blood mate
>British Pakistanis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUClzIitEi8
>>58971556
>celts
>>58971478
wish i was a bat and not a man
i'd just hang upside down all day in a chilly and somber cavern with all my mates
and when the night comes we'd go out to feed on flying sub-bats
we'd come back and get frisky
and have baby bats
and be happy
forever
>>58971487
Ofcourse sexual masochism is my specialty
>>58971585
tldr
france is gay lol
>>58971575
i want a strong anglo man to dominate me :x
don't want to go to sleep
>>58971615
>tldr
Got £5 off Google rewards in a month
>>58971628
I want to go to sleep permanently
>>58971585
You a batty boy
>>58971628
don't want to be alone in my bedroom
disgusting desu
>>58971556
>this is what scots actually believe
>>58971615
say that to my bat tho
>>58971640
how old are you?
answer honestly
>>58971690
nineteen
We need to vote out of the EU RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEE
>>58971704
>his age doesn't begin with a 2
Fuck off
>>58971690
eighty four
>>58971704
what a rhetorical question mate
>>58971746
he knew that
kek
>Sadiq Khan is a literal manlet
>>58971779
this is very concerning
>>58971776
who asked you garlic breath
i've played with my angus and gave myself a brostate orgasm but it wasn't good.
Sadiq Khan is pro-gay and pro-Israel
>>58971802
fucking #roasted
>>58971728
>being 2 years old
wtf
>>58971728
good post
>>58971802
i am constantly compelled by the all powerful forces regenting the universe to punish misdeeds and correct misapprehension
nuthing personnel lad
>BNP lad literally turned his back
Lmao
im a 2000 year old foxkin samurai in the body of a japanese pop idol
>>58970169
oh shit there he go
>>58971852
BASED
fuck that muslim
>>58970385
Why anyone would take pride in irish blood is beyond me.
>>58971779
Good for him. Patrotic manlets are the future.
>>58970664
fuck that likes ten pages the longest essay this semester was only 1200 words, what was the essay on?
