95% of people won't stop him reaching page 10. Will you be brave enough to be part of the 5%? edition
kpop is shit
need nudes of shoeonhead
/rus/
>>58967696
Is that a fucking Digimon?
>>58967754
Don't we all
crayon pop
Maisie
>>58967754
There was an imgur gallery of her. Not nude, but it had lots of pics of her
>>>58967670
>tfw no PM Enoch Powell
>making threads at 300
comfy.
dubs and i have a wank before bed
>>58967696
Got a sudden urge to post duckroll, then remembered that I was banned last time I did for posting garbage outside /b/
about to spark up lads
>go downstairs just
>german housemate is there
>he asked if i voted yesterday
>"yes"
>"who for?"
>"Peter Whittle, UKIP"
>"i voted for this guy"
>posts to sadiq on the TV
>i ask him if he knew he shared a platform with ISIS sympathisers on multiple occasions
>"no, i just saw an advert of him and thought he looked like a good candidate, wish i didn't vote for him now"
>........
this is why democracy doesn't work, especially when JFs get a fucking vote. the electorate don't have a fucking clue.
where's are essex?
>>58967800
she looks like the kind of slag who'd give a really disappointing blowjob for a line of ket
>>58967865
Let us get a hit of that m8
just wanked to a blank wall
>>58967873
>Why yes, I am a highly informed voter and all those around me are mindless scum
>>58967893
Rasheed
Birthday was today lads.
>>58967893
t. wilson fisk
>>58967887
here you go la
>>58967875
>>58967893
>>58967883
North East of Sussex
>>58967875
Posting in a duckroll thread without being duckrolled
>>58967873
>I voted UKIP
>democracy doesn't work
Yes, you proved as much.
Back to Enoch Powell again.
>>58967918
Happy Birthday lad
>>58967873
>>58967873
>German got a vote
What?
>>58967873
This ladies and gentlemen is what an ostentatious show of self-flagellation looks like
Go on lad, you give yourself a pat on the back. You sanctimonious prick
Remember the father of that faggots in FF6?
>>58967387
>tfw trying to get my sexuality on track
fuggg :DDD
>>58967932
Wew la
That's some good stuff
business idea: set up a premium rate phone number and get people to phone me and wish me happy birthday everyday even though it's not actually my birthday
shoeonhead are you in this thread? Please show me a picture of you
>>58967873
girl at work insisted she voted in a general election at age 16
she went to uni too
>>58967972
ooo big words
nah fuck off paki
>BBC News are the official mouthpiece of the Tory party. They don't even bother hiding it anymore.
http://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=4864896
>>58967969
Nationality
You qualify to register to vote if you are:
a British citizen
an EU citizen resident in the UK
a qualifying Commonwealth citizen resident in the UK
yesterday was the first time I didn't vote
Business idea: Turn your home phone number into a premium rate number and then make sure that tons of cold callers get hold of it.
>>58967972
>He's so thick he has to copy and paste someone else's post just to reply to something he doesn't like
>>58968026
you can vote in local elections as an EU citizen but not the general
>>58967815
Link it then m8
>tried to be a normie and buy a flat
>organised a mortgage
>made an offer
>got cold feet
>spent half an hour crying in the shower
Going to ignore the estate agents until it all goes away 2bh
>>58968026
>an EU citizen resident in the UK
>a qualifying Commonwealth citizen resident in the UK
This should be stopped. Why should JFs be able to vote against the will of the British people?
>>58968021
>middlesborough exists
>people choose to live there
>>58968042
someone actually did that, it's a good idea
>>58968063
yesterday was local/mayor
European Union Citizens
Citizens of the European Union (who are not Citizens of the Republic of Ireland, Cyprus or Malta) living in the relevant countries, regions or areas of the UK are eligible to vote in:
European Parliament elections
Local council elections
London Mayor and Assembly elections
Scottish Parliament elections
National Assembly for Wales elections
Northern Ireland Assembly elections
Police and Crime Commissioner elections
>coalburners
>>58968078
Stay safe, lad.
>I support UKIP
Might as well call your kids Enoch.
>>58968099
I know, was just saying.
Basically yeah, they can vote in everything except the general
mfw a coalburner is murdered
Want to live past 100 years old so I can live to the 22nd century tb.h
Would be interesting to watch global events and technological advances
>>58968110
I don't care. She's hot
>>58968113
i might actually, pretty great name
>>58968110
I bet that guy has a big fat cock. I'd like to taste it.
>>58968139
Burn the coal pay the toll
(Note: you have to pronounce the words like a yank for this to work)
Food for thought: I voted lib dem in a local election, labour in the 2010 GE and UKIP in the 2015 GE
do you liek mudkipz?
>>58968176
fruity
>>58968139
no shits given
>>58968161
S A U C E
>>58968157
i wouldn't
imagine how many pakis there will be in the uk then
>>58968193
i was literally just looking at that lmao
>>58967873
if everyone was as smart as you lad, political campaigns would be a waste of time and money
studied a bit of quantum mechanics today lads
wave–particle duality is really interesting
J U N E
I am absolutely praying that the Psychoactive Substances Act pushes people back onto heroine and cannabis. Those we're equipped to deal with, we can manage them. But this legal high / spice shit, it properly fucks people up and I cant be arsed with it anymore.
>>58968253
i probably shouldnt be attracted to that
>>58968193
D A T
A S S
>>58968139
Why not upload a picture of a white man who murdered a white woman? Oh, that's right because it wouldn't to perpetuate your braindead racism.
Powell.
>>58968270
shitty Harley
maisie
sophie
cara
sersh
sara
rosy
aisha
charli
marina
rachel
rosamund
forget anyone?
>>58968244
nothing to do with being smart, it's incredibly rudimentary knowledge of who you're voting for.
Cut my fingernail way too short now there's unbelievable pain whenever I try to touch something with it
>>58968283
he didn't because that's never happened.
>>58968304
yes
>this man walks into your house drinks your tea then slaps your gf ass
wot do?
mates are all out doing ket
im just having a quiet fish and chip late dinner by myself 2bh
>>58968304
josefina
felicity
>>58968328
kyary
that's all i will do as far as jpoop and kpoop go
>>58968304
emily blunt
>>58968309
Why are you touching things with a fingernail you just removed?
>>58968335
suck his dick no homo
Operator: "Emergency, which service do you require?"
Loud screaming is followed by Amy saying: "I can't breathe! I've been stabbed! Please help me! Please help me!"
Operator: "She says she's been stabbed."
Amy: "I've been stabbed. I'm dying. Please help me!"
Operator: "Where are you?"
Amy: "26, Moss Street, Farnworth."
Operator: "What?"
Amy: "Moss Street, Farnworth."
Operator: "What's happened?"
Amy: "I'm dying! He's stabbed me to death. I'm dying! Please help me!"
Operator: "Who?"
Amy: "My boyfriend...I'm going...I can't see."
Operator: "Where are you stabbed love?"
Amy: "All over my body. I need help. Please help me."
>>58968304
Missing a few chinks
>>58968280
>>58968270
S A U C E
>>58968360
That is good enough
>>58968335
pull his left leg up then pummel his fucking cunt face into smithereens
>>58968345
you sound like a right sad cunt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guilty_Men
>>58968304
is this a brit only list?
>>58968335
Stick a knife between his ribs or in his arm pit, then laugh when he bleeds to death.
>>58968426
woah
>>58968416
>implying you could do that
you'd get rode like a pony you runt
>>58968304
Yeah
>>58968379
>He's stabbed me to death. I'm dying!
What did she mean by this?
>>58968420
are you sending that to me from a pres?
>>58968304
khan
>you sound like a right sad cunt
>>58968283
if a white man kills a white woman oh well, shit happens. but if she chooses to betray her race and fornicate with a savage beast, she deserves death
>>58968450
i'd slit your fucking clavicle, reprobate cunt mongrel.
>>58968366
Are you retarded
I have to use my hands and fingers in daily life mate
>>58968461
typical woman being a drama queen
>>58968484
>betray her race
*tips fedora*
lick the shit from the rim of my arsehole
I don't care anymore
My dad died yesterday lol
From her videos I always thought she had smallish chebs, but she's actually got a decent rack on her
>US Black Hawks and Apaches already in Syria
very good
>>58968540
yesss master
>>58968272
thanks for the heads up chief
I'll make my final order next week then OD the week after
>tfw you will never be as alpha as your father
>>58968335
lick his abs and grind against him
>>58968536
Yeah mate let's just mix into one big mudrace even though white genetics are clearly superior hmmmm yeah that would be a good idea
>>58968514
RUNT
U
N
T
>>58968379
did she die?
I can't imagine much worse than being lucid while covered in stab holes and knowing you won't make it
>>58968512
it amuses me that had they both been born 50 miles north they'd probably be starving and avoiding the political police right now
>>58968483
pig is glassig xDD
Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
White women racemixing with blacks: degenerate
White men racemixing with orientals: very good
>>58968602
>>58968379
LOL!!!!
>>58968557
really really sorry mate
>>58968600
>white genetics are clearly superior
[citation needed]
>>58968483
>says the guy who thinks it's funny and witty to post some random lad in a hat in response to getting told
you twats are demonstrably the most brain dead mongs i've ever had the misfortune of witnessing.
just do everyone a favour and kill yourself
>>58968576
Look if you die then that's fine, just don't half-arse it. I work in a prison and I'm so fucking sick of people with manageable mental health issues smoking spice and losing their fucking minds and having to be sectioned.
>>58968590
how will that stop him drinking your tea and spanking your gf
>>58968644
Thanks lad. doesnt really feel real
>>58968379
>Her boyfriend, Ricardo Morrison, 21, of Birmingham, denies her murder.
Well it looks like SHE WANTS A MAN FROM BRUM
>>58968648
jamal
>>58968608
Yes
Here's another even more savage coalburner killing. killed by a paki and all.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2831421/Nurse-killed-jealous-ex-boyfriend-stabbed-head-130-times-police-failed-tell-history-violence-against-women.html
>two people born in 1899 are still living today
That's fucking insane
Imagine being born and growing up in the Victorian era during horses and living till the era of supercomputers, watching America grow, watching Communism spread around the world, watching World War 1 and 2 take place, watching all those wars and conflicts, watching colonisation and decolonisation
>>58968649
Listen here you pestilent little worm, I've seen posts like yours here before and no doubt I'll see them again. If you dare post in MY /brit/ again, you will incur a wrath so deadly not even God himself could stop me.
>>58968633
outright false
talk to any /pol/tard and you'll see
>>58968685
>Tiny islands and shit mud hut countries
Wow, such an impressive """"""empire"""""
>>58968659
get him to spank my arse instead
>>58968685
>New Hebrides
That was absurdly funny, I nearly choked
>>58968712
fuck off you dumb paki
>>58968685
No I asked for proof about "white genetics" not the British Empire.
>>58968732
what would your gf think?
*twerks on ur dick*
>>58968691
There's 3 116 year olds alive at once which is quite unusual IIRC
Only 5 people have made it to 117+
>>58968756
Well the other white countries covered the rest of the world in terms of empire
>>58968304
Seriously how could you forget
might get it out the way now and convert to Islam
>>58968802
>>58968633
>White men racemixing with orientals
said no one this entire arugment
>>58968699
Throw yourself off a bridge into the path of on-coming traffic
>>58968784
she's used to the bull having his way with me after he's finished with her anyway
>>58968797
You still haven't provided any citation about white genetics being superior.
Are you feeling stupid now?
>>58968756
granted, north east asians rank slightly higher merely in terms of IQ, but whites are physically superior and our history is clearly superior. ever considered picking up a history book?
>>58968648
>[citation needed]
Well lets see
Europeans are the most civilised, most intelligent people and have the most developed countries. They have invented about 99% of what we have in the world.
Europeans are working on quantum mechanics and sending men onto Mars, whilst Africans and the likes are still building mud huts
>>58968802
list was only for 3d mate
no she doesn't count as 3d
Gonna do a morning wank cause I'm hard as
>>58968461
i'll admit i chuckled a bit
>>58968831
Rasheed
lmao
>>58968839
>>58968840
Do you even know what "genetics" means?
Discussing the foreign policy of empires or inventions of Europeans has nothing to do with genes. Provide proof that white genetics are superior or kindly fuck off.
>>58968844
I'll help you with that lad
*turn on the hoover*
>>58968161
>>58968270
>>58968390
I REPEAT
SAUCE
>>58968890
IQ is inherently linked to genetics you absolute cretin.
>he fell for the post-modern "w-we are all equal" meme
jesus christ
>>58968904
June
>>58968890
>Discussing the foreign policy of empires or inventions of Europeans has nothing to do with genes.
Rasheed
>>58968818
Ole my friend
Ole
>british hotel
>"your room is on the first floor"
>can't find it
>told it's upstairs
can you morons get nothing right?
how are we then lads?
REEE fuck you google
>>58968880
lmao even reddit is getting redpilled now
Pretty certain the queen will live to be 105
>>58968931
>zero doesn't exist
>>58968890
Literal fucking spastic
>>58968947
Pretty certain that your mum will live to be 105 stone
>>58968944
I actually like that flag
>>58968931
embarrassing
everyone there thinks you're an idiot now lmao
>>58968890
>Jeanne Louise Calment (French pronunciation: [ʒan lwiz kalmɑ̃]; 21 February 1875 – 4 August 1997)[1] was a French supercentenarian who has the longest confirmed human lifespan on record, living to the age of 122 years, 164 days.[2]
>She lived in Arles, France, for her entire life, outliving both her daughter and grandson by several decades.
Grim
>>58968557
Haha nightmare
>>58968930
Oh forgot pic soz
Reckon Katie Hopkins is a disinfo agent shilling for the left wing
wouldn't surprise if she's paid by george soros
>>58968926
Doesn't help desu
>drink alcohol
>have intense homoerotic desires
don't understand this
>>58968904
Shoeonhead
baiting out coalburners in london
>>58968920
>posting at /brit/ at 23:20 on a friday night about how he's physically and intellectually superior
>>58969046
not an argument
>>58968920
>>58968928
>>58968962
>dozens of posts later and not 1 post about white genetics
You are a laughing stock.
>>58969036
you're gay
>>58968931
it's a vocabulary issue
since the ground floor is a floor
and is also technically the first floor you encounter in the building
we superior french have a specific word to describe floors above the ground floor
*tip beret*
burning out desu
think i'm losing my interest in anime lads :<
Was sitting at the park and heard some woman laugh and all I could think of was how it would feel so smash her in the face with a hammer multiple times
Ignore the baiting Rasheed
>mfw 4 years of sharia law incoming
time to get blazed
>>58969036
i dont when im drunk but when you smoke weed you get gay as fuck
>>58969036
it's the booze, i get like that too and i hate benders
>>58969036
Cognitive dissonance: the post
Think I'm going to go to sleep
My boss has a sign in his office saying "STRICTLY NO PURPORTING"
What could he mean by that?
>paki communist mayor
>Floyd Mayweather: Boxer May Come Out of Retirement to Fight Conor McGregor, Report Says
>>58969106
>law law
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-35976958
Khan is fucked either way...
rip
are all the paki/nigger posters from london and birmingham?
>>58969067
>Entire world was made by whites
>"Let's just agree that we're equal :)))"
>>58969126
Me too. Wanna spoon?
>>58969130
RIP john, who knew memes could kill
>>58969064
not arguing with you.
Also objective gradation in biology on any criteria besides survival and i suppose sustainable multiplication is inherently anthro-centric (ie sort of subjective)
>>58969145
Not really no
teeth are yellow but i brush my teeth
fml desu senpai
>>58969140
Must be
>>58969132
>bovvered
>>58969067
how about these for a start
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19695787
https://lesacreduprintemps19.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/nyborg-2011-the-decay-of-western-civilization-double-relaxed-darwinian-selection.pdf
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/book/9780080437934
could post some more if youre genuinely interested, but doubt you really give a shit.
>>58969140
Triggered Yorkshireman detected
>>58969169
You drink too much tea then m8
going to have a poo
wish me luck this is gonna be a big smelly bastard
>>58969136
god that is so fucked
islam is an absolute scum cunt religion
>>58969144
That's a nice strawman argument.
time to watch anime
>>58969189
only bellends drink tea
INCH'ALLAH MY BROTHERS WE HAVE WON
>>58969121
>if you fight people when you drink that means you're always violent
>if you want to have sex with men when you drink that means your gay
not how that works mate
>On his 115th birthday Mortensen gave his advice for a long life: "Friends, a good cigar, drinking lots of good water, no alcohol, staying positive and lots of singing will keep you alive for a long time".[4]
a mealy mouthed reply
>>58969202
watched the new jjba episode was quite good
>>58969130
>this is just the beginning
>>58969189
>Triggered Yorkshireman
>>58969214
I dip my bellend in your mum's tea when she isn't looking desu
Don't you think it's now the right time to change the way we spell "of" to "ov" because that's how it's pronounced?
>>58969248
that's funny (not really tho) because my mum doesn't drink tea, she drinks coffee.
>>58969214
>denying your glorious Brit heritage
>>58969131
>Floyd Mayweather May Come Out of Retirement
>>58969257
ov vey
>>58969197
Good luck, frog man.
>>58969287
>replying to a 3 minute old poo post
stupid idiot rofl
making an arrangement
>>58969257
Nope
spelling reform is dumb
Muslim mayor... Sargon won't be too happy with that
*twerks boipucsci*
>>58969131
>>58969275
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/boxing/2016/05/06/ufc-star-conor-mcgregor-could-face-floyd-mayweather-in-a-boxing/
no one's going to fall for that shit after the manny fight
