Cheeky sadiqy edition
karen
That picture is going to attract a lot of trolls
get hype
I am literally going to marry Ritsu
going to kill her for all the pain she put me through
going on a rampage
katie
winning the first post of thread is empty if caralad isnt here
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
the best gimmicks are those posted only once or twice a day
still watching the video of the blonde new age girl
sort of would like to see her getting beat with a hammer
jk jk of course
lads
Does UKIP now having seats in London mean anything?
who /turning their back/ here?
>>58971895
UKIP are mad racists
forget UKIP
i've played with my angus and gave myself a brostate orgasm but it wasn't any good.
>his age starts with a 2
grandfathers out
>women in a world war one game
>>58971902
who the leggins midget?
>>58971893
CHILL OUT COUSIN WILLY STOP ACTING SO SILLY
:( so sad
gimme a good film to watch lads quick
>>58971902
who is that turning his back and why did he do it
im out of the loop
>>58971936
sucked in
>>58971918
KIDDIES OUT
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Alien-60ml-EDP-Spray/dp/B00AQGQN2C
going to buy it lads
I'll spray it all around the room, close my eyes and pretend she's still here
Why would you allow a Muslim to be in charge of the second most important city in the world?
>>58971939
The Labyrinth
>>58971965
A muslim is in charge of New York?
>>58971965
Because we're a tolerant, diverse nation rather than literally the new Nazis like you
>>58971939
I, Origins
unique film
>>58971936
Why so sad? let it all out lad. Paddy's here to listen
https://twitter.com/Jen_Conway/status/728728067141713920
ahh yes, very (un)impressive
>>58971939
the ladder one
>>58971939
Margin Call
>>58971965
>Muslim
Unironically just bought my first Apple product ever - a Macbook Air
Starting to panic that I paid a ridiculous amount of money for this. It's absolutely shite.
>Build up rapport with the guy in the shop
>He's a top lad so ask cheekily if he'll give me education discount even though I've already graduated
>Says yes
>Get happy and smug I've saved £100
>Realise I've still just paid £700 for a laptop
Kill me.
>>58971902
>>58971946
Britain first candidate
>>58971979
ultra kek
just woke up lads
>>58971965
you americans with your irrational prejudices are so cute :3
didnt notice the new thread haha what am i like
going to break up with my gf this arvo lads, she doesn't make me happy anymore and I don't want to move in with her.
>>58971995
When that man grows up he's gonna look back at himself in shame.
Feel sorry for him to be honest.
>>58971946
BNP lad for the bants
>>58972041
Nah BNP did run too, but that lad is Britain first
>>58972020
nutter you
>>58971995
Kek, how pathetic.
WE WUZ
>>58972037
>arvo
this could be literally anything from "evening" to "year"
>>58971965
Why did you vote for Bernie?
>>58972060
Wrong
His name is David Burness, he's BNP
>>58971939
The Leopard
>>58971783
Is this guy actually elected or just in the running?
>>58972020
good morning!
>>58972075
Dice is swedish, explains everything
>Allow me, a shut-in abnormie autist, to tell you why non-whites are so bad
>>58972070
>>58972040
what?
>>58972037
haven't you been saying this for like a week now haha
>>58972020
well good morning
>>58972077
it means afternoon you derro fucking pom. Nice numbers though.
penus
>>58972113
how did you even manage to learn how to speak?
>>58972111
fuck off normal person
>>58972151
good post
>>58972075
why does ayy lmao will smith have a cape
Why did every cunt do PPE at Oxbridge?
David Cameron, William Hague, Jeremy Hunt and Philip Hammond all read PPE: as did Ed Miliband, Ed Balls and Danny Alexander along with about another 30 MPs. Among many others at the BBC, Nick Robinson, Stephanie Flanders, Evan Davis and Newsnight editor Ian Katz read PPE. At least eight journalists at the Guardian read PPE, with similar numbers at the other broadsheets. And tabloids, for that matter. Toby Young, chris huhne and Christopher hitchens.
Even fucking ex prime minister of Australia Tony Abbott did PPE at Oxford
>>58972151
>>58972153
really funny comeback well done mate
*licks own paw*
Fursonally this general is very nice!~ ^_^
Jeremy Hunt? More like Jeremy C***!
>>58972151
how the fuck are you all even surprised isnt londons population like 60% muslim or some shit? or at least non christian. i bet theres some shitskins in this very thread
>>58972080
Wrong
The bloke with his back turned is Paul Golding from Britain First
>>58972153
why?
/brit/s slow tonight lads
>>58972229
*ties you up in a sack and sells you to the local Korean restaurant*
>>58972242
the normies are out
>>58972242
Ahh yes, we're all in the process of getting our lives back together... you are too, right?
>>58972230
>>58972234
nah mudslimes in london are about 15% of the population
>>58972229
haha mental
great post well done mate
>>58972230
>man is trying to destroy the NHS
>hah! better defend him by mocking his enemies
time to go to bed so i can get up at 6 to work on saturday with Pajeet in respectable west london company
me
>>58972276
keks
nicely done
of course this is the story
londoner here AMA
>>58972284
13%
>>58972276
Believe it or not, I am. But I have nothing better to do on the weekends
>>58972263
*slips out*
I'm pajeet and I work for respectable london company Ltd
>>58972270
Normies mentioned
Rooooooooooooo
>>58972315
goodnight lad
>>58972299
Reminder that the BMA has been on the opposing side on every single NHS reform ever
90% doctors even opposed creating the nhs in the first place, and the bma were against that too
>>58972326
Do peacocks have wings?
*pulls your clothes over your head then kneels you down and pulls your trousers down to expose your bop*
>>58972360
keep the feels alive for me
>>58972362
>what is context
>>58972367
only the flying ones
is There Will Be Blood any good lads?
having a watch of this film lads
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3526810/
>>58972392
>>58972403
top film tbqh
>>58972415
>stormfag: the film
>>58972403
genuinely a masterpiece
>>58972415
i'm just glad it's not jacob's ladder
>>58972403
I
DRINK
YOUR
MILKSHAKE
>>58972465
Rosenberg
what did he mean by this?
>>58972390
p lewd tbqh
>>58972459
neither accomplishes nothing, just gives the person the illusion of choice.
Not sure how this bloke can be so out of touch
>yanks having a go at us for electing a Muslim mayor
>they elected a nigger as president twice
>London is 13% Muslim and their entire country is 13% black
having a watch of this film lads
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3216920/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
might unironically start watching downton abbey i never even bothered with it before
might be nice to watch a nice white show like that however i heard they shoehorn story lines about niggers into it???
>>58971783
after us elected obongo, i'm not surprised with anything
Reminder that your vote counts
>>58972506
i dunno but he should be careful as he risks losing his bernie-worshipping redditor fanbase
>>58972428
>>58972467
cheers lads gonna watch it now then go bed x
i wish i could play as well as guthrie govan
>>58972459
>another angry voice
Wish you would just top yourself instead of spamming your trite, sanctimonious opinions here
>>58972174
Ben Sherwood who runs a big part of ABC/Disney attended Oxford after Harvard. Oxbridge alum are very prominent in show biz.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Sherwood
>>58972522
>there are 130 thousand Irish people in london
Holy shit, didn't think there were that many
>>58972591
asher go to bed
MEDIUM
SETTING
>>58972618
>asher
who
>>58972598
>Tory getting this buttblasted
>>58972614
Rasheed
>>58972614
his face looks weird as fuck
battery's at 3%
THE MAYOR!
lads
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099871/
lol
:)
>>58972403
its boring and probably too complex for your chav mind no offense youre all fucking dumb
So true! Lol,
>>58972687
haha
>>58972681
is this kino?
>>58972509
didnt this guy get run over by a train while he was meming on tracks
Why do leftists think referring to Conservative supporters as Tories is somehow supposed to be offensive? They've been referring to themselves as Tories for centuries
>>58972684
im quite elitist with films desu so fuck off paddy
>mfw /int/ don't realise the mayor has little to no power and is massively constrained by central government
>>58972687
why are both the tories and labour pro-immigration?
what a fucked country
wee bit bored lads
>>58972732
literally no one thinks this
I'd be willing to go to a /brit/ meetup
>>58972681
where does this gimmick actually come from? always gave me a good chuckle but where does it ORIGINATE from lads?
The UK should be dissolved and partitioned between Ireland, France, and Scotland
>>58972728
yes
>>58972743
>/int/ is full of retarded autists
you blew my mind
>P*ki as the mayor of London
'TIS IMPOSSIBLE TO FABRICATE THIS TALE
>>58972765
Me too
>>58972732
Why do you believe we're trying to be offensive you slow headed cunt?
>>58972763
spark a fatty
>>58972743
He still has the largest democratic mandate of any UK politician and it shows the mood of the capital for those who weren't aware or in denial
>>58971843
Good luck, I'll be marrying Anna, something that exists.
done well tonight
>>58972758
elite only cares about economy so more people is more money and they were too fucking stupid to just tell everyone a few decades ago that we should start having more kids and that whole feminism thing was a meme
>>58972772
We don't want those norn Irish cunts here
>>58972796
cancer
>>58972816
alri sadiq haha
>>58972764
>>58972785
Why do you only use the word Tory and never Conservative then?
doing my best
>>58972758
The Tories are officially anti immigration lmao
Just shows how politicians lie
The left hand side is the Tory manifesto in 2010 before David Cameron got elected, the right hand side is the reality of him in power
Shows how so much of elections are the illusion of choice and when the establishment want something they'll get it no matter who you vote for
>>58972838
Fuck off you rasheed. I'm from Ulster on vacation in yankistan and you WILL deal with us
>>58972816
well done tonight
>>58972869
it's just not good enough but i appreciate the effort... i suppose
How can the British people elect a Pakistani Muslim the mayor of their capital after all this shit:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang
If they felt like they owned the country and could do what they wanted before, now things will get even worse. I wouldn't be surprised if British Muslims celebrate their victory tonight by mass rapes all across the country.
Sadiq has a lot of loyalty to his superiors, and by superiors I mean Allah
>>58972881
how the yanks treating you lad
t. also from ulster
would people be this butthurt if an irishman or frog became mayor of london?
>>58972881
If you were really from ulster you would've called me a taig you lying bastard.
committing a sin
>>58972899
west midlands: not mentioned
>>58972868
What difference does it make? If we used the word Conservative, you would say "Why not say Tory?". The words are interchangeable.
>>58972899
Some muslim shop keeper got stabbed to death by other muslims for wishing people a happy easter.
This Kahn fellow is between a rock and a hard place.
>>58972918
Americans are very kind and loving people who are not fat btw
>>58972881
a true ulsterman would never want to join ireland you fucking twat
>>58972899
which sex gang was Sadiq a member of?
As a Londoner and a Tory I have no problem with Sadiq being mayor 2bh. All Zac Goldsmith would have done is rebel against the party like the edgy entitled brat that he is.
Khan's policies are generally quite sound and look like they might actually make London a nicer place to live
>>58972921
they would actually be way more mad if it was a frog desu
it's okay not to like us
but you gotta love pakis because racism is bad
https://kat.cr/the-simpsons-season-1-compete-t1021449.html
>>58972956
God she's so perfect
don't give a fuck whether it's under the crown or the republic
i just want the island of ireland to be one nation again
>>58972956
The only thing that will make London a nicer place to live is less non-whites. Fact.
>>58972954
yes you fucking sandnigger
all you're mums have sucked me off LOL
>>58972954
You represent the most rabidly populist and ignorant tendencies in the British electorate
Fucking neck yourself my man, no one reads your shitty blog
>>58972951
What about the Ulstermen in the three counties of Ulster that are already in Ireland?
Is he the mayor of Greater London or just the City?
>>58972992
ULSHTER SHAEYS NOH
Why is Bernie so based lads?
People often compare him to corbyn but he's nowhere near as loony left and doesn't want shit like unilateral disarmament
even god doesn't get what i'm about
>>58973027
Rasheed
>>58973013
>implying I wrote it
Why are you getting so bummy though?
>>58972993
>tfw you're completely right
lmao england is dumed
>>58973027
>Why is Bernie so based lads?
>>58973027
he's a literal communist
>He thinks by showing support to the party that has nothing but contempt for him, he's making some kind of statement
Ah yes, to the tories ITT, I tip my fedora to you.
HERE WE
HERE WE
HERE WE FUKIN GOOOOOOOOOO
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462546386103.webm
>>58973025
he's the mayor of the bankers the bonuses
>"A man goes home and masturbates his typical fantasy. A woman on her knees, a woman tied up, a woman abused. A woman enjoys intercourse with her man — as she fantasizes being raped by 3 men simultaneously."
>>58973098
>>58973082
>/wsg/
Ah, to be 16 again
Reminder that are jezza corbyn listens to grime music
>>58973098
absolute madman
>>58973065
You don't know the meaning of the word if you think he's a literal communist
>>58973098
what is this
>>58973122
what's being 17 like?
>>58973072
labour has done nothing but show contempt for the working class they claim to protect by working directly against their interests by importing shitskins that completely destroy the working class so fuck off you dumb paki
Reminder that the Tories are "cutting the deficit" and reducing public/national debt by increasing private debt
people who tweet more than 3 times a day should be killed
Are you mark or jeremy lads?
>>58973169
Nobody said anything about labour
The Tories and labour are almost as bad as each other
>>58973195
i'm a mix of all three, dark, sexy, with a nihilistic sense of humour.
>>58973185
>having twitter at all
>>58973195
neither, they have social lives
*spreads asshole*
>>58973210
>The Tories and labour are almost as bad as each other
completely agreed there m8 just thought since you were spewing "muh tories" thought you must have been a labourite
Ahh yes the old private debt
>>58973222
i never tweet anything, and i follow like 6 people who i care about
some of them tweet way too often though and drown out the others and it annoys the fuck out of me
ngl was expecting a lot more KHAND shitposting
has /int/ matured?
>>58973236
*jams open bottle of wine in*
haha, cunt.
>>58972522
>>58972678
>>58972778
at least you didn't elect a mick
>>58972552
Barely, and not for long, I think.
am I sexy?
>>58973260
There was so much of it before he officially got elected I think everyone's bored now it's actually happened
Plus janny is patrolling
*knocks on door*
can I be mayor now, alri
how long is khan gonna be mayor for lads? how long do i have to endure the shitposting?
>>58973282
Ur fat
>>58973277
Obama claims to be irish
>>58973169
>automatically assuming I'm a Labour supporters because I hate the Tories
also, the Tories are really anti-immigration aren't they?
>>58973133
he honeymooned in the soviet union and praised Fidel Castro
>>58973234
this
they are both normies
*rings doorbell*
h-hellooo? alri
>>58973348
Obama does?
i agree it's definitely not a good tone to set to have a muslim mayor, but individually sadiq seems to be 'one of the good ones' and at least fully integrated into british society
a jew really isn't that much better
>>58973246
current account deficit is not private debt
>>58973324
4 years
Next London mayor election will be on the same day as general election
>>58973324
he's renaming the city and beginning the caliphate so not long.
>>58973382
obama does
>>58973384
What have you got against jews?
>>58973384
Rasheed
business plan:
take out a massive loan from the bank like 20 million
buy every lottery ticket combo in the world on a lottery what is more than the probabilty of a ticket winning
win the lottery
I blame you for most of my problems
>>58973375
David Cameron went on holiday to the Soviet Union in his gap year
Is he a communist?
Still don't have an answer on what this sort of low-cut dress is called.
>>58973388
Shh, he's pretending he knows economics
>>58973291
thats a sneaky cam
are other countries on /int/ bullying us right now about the mayor situation?
Fuck it
>>58973363
>also, the Tories are really anti-immigration aren't they?
no, but at least they arent pretending to be looking out for the working class. im not tory or labour they are both steaming piles of shite.
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1462580389760.webm
Me last night lads
>>58972617
They all live in one flat in Kilburn.