jamie vardy knighthood when? edition
>>58974266
First for UK loses Eurovision.
>>58974279
that's hot
mines always has a nice smell even unwashed
>someone disagrees with you
>they're a paki/rasheed
can we please stop this meme it's fucking pathetic
do rorkes actually believe there's loads of pakis who post here?
yeah there's ribena and a couple other undercover pakis but i think /brit/'s white british percentage is DEFINITELY a lot higher than the UK as a whole
this only applys to the UK flags in here of course
>london electing a muslim
top kek, feels good being northern
inb4 mad muslim londoners
I'd prefer if pakis posted here instead of yanks
HILARY
>>58974242
>lick the back of your hand
>wait 20 seconds
>take a big whiff
>tfw I will never have sex
Fucks sake lads, I've lifted for years, am 6ft, have nice hair, ride a motorbike, have had girls come onto me and pursue me
Still never kissed a girl
Once a girl I was talking to told me I was hot and I said 'thanks' and walked off
the fuck is wrong with me
>>58974332
culturally british shitskins>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>white yanks
fuck birt
>do rorkes actually believe there's loads of pakis who post here?
>>58974328
Poleaboo lives in the North
We run this region too
>>58974347
smells like nothing
>>58974332
Honestly, this
>>58974332
But we do.
Saw this on tinder lads what do you think???
>>58974366
*unleashes 7x5" monster cock*
*fucks birt*
>>58974361
>have had girls come onto me and pursue me
FONT
>>58974361
litterally no balls
just fucking treat the bitch to a late night guiness and chill
and when you are both wasted penis her vagina
>>58974369
my main point is that 80% of the 'rasheed'-esque posts are made by me and i know myself that my skin is white
>>58974321
Poleaboo wishes to remind you that /brit/ is 90% paki
>>58974266
Vardy is fucking shit
It's Kante and Mahrez who carried the team
>>58974361
Calm down lad
I'm from the north tbqh.
Haringey, specifically.
>>58974408
I'd fuck him.
testes
>>58974374
Does it...?
>>58974422
>tfw Kante signing for arsenal
You losers would be lucky if the EU even wants you anymore
You would do the EU a favor by leaving
The banterpocalypse never really materialised, did it? Good old Sadiq.
anime
*pulls your clothes over your head then kneels you down and pulls your trousers down to expose your bop*
>>58974361
Lost my virginity at 12 to my three years older sister's classmate tbqh.
>>58974361
you're lacking basic social skills and have a high inhibition?
>>58974435
pleb
type your county in
>>58974412
>>58974414
>>58974427
TELL ME WHAT TO DO
>>58974442
>>58974439
brushed my teeth about an hour minutes ago
>>58974305
Fuck eurovision
>>58974361
>ride a motorbike
being gay won't help m8
>>58974470
FONT
>>58974481
Go homo
Or use tinder
>>58974481
stop thinking of women as actual human beings
not even kidding
Did I fuck up the Sussexs?
>>58974493
Sweden please srtop.
>>58974491
Works best before you go to bed
>>58974506
Take it from the frog, he's right.
>>58974361
Have you tried gay sex?
>>58974481
F
O
N
T
>>58974416
just means you're a transpaki tbqh
>>58974501
>>58974506
>>58974499
I also have no friends or social media
>>58974422
>vardy is shit
Delusional paki
>>58974521
>doesnt brush his teeth before bed
wew
>>58974480
apparently my towns not good enough for a flag
>>58974470
same but it was my dads girlfriends daughter that was a year younger than me, does it count as sex if i didnt have a clue what was going on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAEUrp2V4ss
>>58974542
It's bad for you
How could you fucking elect a muslim mayor for one of your largest cities, what a shame.
And I was planning to go to Macclesfield this summer, fuck this country.
>cytube
>>58974560
W8. Why a medieval kingdom my man?
hang on hang on
whats the procedure anyway
ive only got one field to enter things in, how do i get the country and city to come up for me
>>58974569
answer me this instant
>>58974493
>>58974585
>>58974534
if you're hot which apparently is the case you don't need either
you can just be a lone wolf and a woman will not care
if you want to meet women just join a dance club where you must have a partner like rock, salsa or tango
these things are choke full of horny birds
and you NEED to put your hands over them to learn the dance not that you would want to otherwise
>>58974610
Shut up
>>58974533
i hate pakis more than i let on but half the posters here are just completely delusional
and being a brummie i'm qualified to have an opinion on pakis
>>58974585
What the fuck does that have to do with Macclesfield?
Imagine being a Britain First candidate and you lose against cheeky sadiqi
>>58974595
me on the left
>>58974574
for you
[spoiler]wait what?[/spoiler]
>>58974625
that series was GOAT
>>58974622
>>58974624
The fact that your country is full of cuckolds that would permit a bunch of sandniggers kill me or rape my wife and get away with it, you fucking sold your country.
gf's dad is a menswear tailor lads
Kind of afraid of meeting him and disappointing him with my shitty clothes and fashion sense.
>>58974608
come on bucks
come to the cytube
i lovew you
dont be antisocial
come to cytube
>>58974620
I wouldnt mind learning to dance and it would provide good wank bank material but I feel that it would be so obvious to the wimmin that I'm just doing it to tocu them....
>>58974620
I should join a tango class?
not liking this advice
>>58974610
>>58974645
kill yourself you worthless rat
>>58974623
Poleaboo has a tough time believing you're white
>>58974608
if you choose a city/town flag then the system will automatically add the county and country on aswell
i can see everyone elses full flags too even if they don't have the new script
yours only shows as mercia though because meme flag and they didn't bother putting it in the database
>>58974649
You can do better than that
>>58974649
Why are you getting so mad about the Mayor of London? The position has only existed since 2000
>>58974661
Touch*
>>58974652
>my gf's dad is a tailer
Wew
I wish my gf's dad was a tailer, we'd be best friends and I'd be his best client
>>58974666
nah i just treat each person individually and not write them off by the colour of skin
but you're the epitome of paki scum so fuck off
I'm not even racist but
segregation is a good thing
How can one lad be so based
I'm not even a racist but
Don't you just hate fucking blacks, Asians and non-whites
>>58974709
Poleaboo thought you liked him?
What's up with Iplayer? I need to watch EastEnders
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I understand why european women cuck you guys with mussies so fucking much now.
Because you can't stand up for yourself let alone them. You can't even stand up for your own fucking country.
Jesus christ I don't even blame them anymore, they deserve better than you fucking losers who literally just let unorganized groups of people conquer them.
Absolutely fucking pathetic
>>58974661
just invent a backstory you inane child
you have a woman you like out of country who dances it (but you will break up with her obviously when the time is right)
you have to learn it for one of your friend's wedding
you discovered you wanted to try it while watching a documentary
you went to a dancing competition with a friend and liked what you saw very much
and much more
>>58974662
maybe you'd prefer joining the wizard class
they are always recruiting
>>58974668
punched a hole through my monitor in anger at this
>>58974753
Haha love EastEnders me, its so diverse!
>>58974715
>>58974759
Why are Yanks so melodramatic haha
>>58974767
bucks why
come to cytube
please
>>58974759
>>58974768
>>58974737
Yes I do
>>58974749
most definitely not
but there was one point where i stupidly thought i could try and divert you from becoming a jihadist and maybe even help you get back on track
but then i realised you're beyond help and don't want it
>>58974768
Rorke
it disgusts me all these fucking cunting liberals on /int/ standing up for a muslim. fuck off back to facebook with your pc 'everyone is equal' sheltered lives bullshit. You aren't welcome here
>A Muslim is elected mayor of London
>ISIS slaughter over a hundred people in your capital city
>Your government literally invites over a million refugees into your country in the space of a year
Meme us all you want. We got the sweet end of the deal compared to the frogs and krauts.
>>58974802
>>58974678
Well memed ahmed.
>>58974684
I care because I like your culture, it's sad to see your country being invaded by sandniggers and cucks protecting them, and now im ashamed, honestly.
You should be ashamed that a foreigner cares more about your country than you do, you guys were great once, now you have nothing to offer.
>>58974772
>>58974809
>>58974817
>>58974817
Easter?
Gonna make a cheese and tuna mayo sandwich lads
Gonna put it under the grill for a bit to melt the cheese too
Yummy
>>58974767
why
pic related is what it looks like
https://github.com/flagzzzz/Extra-Flags-for-4chan
that's the new script
just disable the current one and enable that
>>58974817
they are killing leftists living in paris
basically doing the country a favor
i for one welcome our short lived terrorist overlords
>>58974759
Fun fact: there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his Messenger.
>>58974825
>>58974825
Come off it no real Spanish people post here we all know it's you
>>58974817
You guys were actually on the right path, you were winning the whole thing
Then you elected an Islamist into power of your fucking capital
of fucking London
That's worse than champaign germany, worse than byork, sweden, that's worse than all this other shit
you guys are fucked for the foreseeable future and that's not a hyperbole.
>using the flags botnet
Why?
i wrote a poem just now
its titled "fuck bolok"
here today
gone tomorrow
doing a sleep
like meryl streep
>>58974861
yeah i got the new one, just turns out my town doesnt have a flag (not just on the database, it doesnt have one at all) and theres obviously no mercian towns on the database
>>58974878
God you really are a melodramatic pansy
>>58974759
>I understand why european women cuck you guys with mussies so fucking much now.
This literally doesn't happen. Even your /pol/ fantasy of American women fucking black men en masse is wildly overstated. Why would European women see smelly poor small-dicked mudslimes as desirable?
>in b4 wikipedia links to cases of mentally-ill underclass gutter trash fucking Muslim men for booze
>>58974878
>power
>mayor of london
Kek, he'll have power over buses and trains
>>58974825
Nobody cares what a bunch of lazy spics think. Your country is literally just a toilet where we dump our working class chavs every summer.
>>58974831
>>58974912
yeah hes going to blow them all up the rotter
>>58974911
>>in b4 wikipedia links to cases of mentally-ill underclass gutter trash fucking Muslim men for booze
Love how you argued against your own argument in your post.
Remember denial is natural and all, but a bad plan executed quickly is still better than a good plan executed too late.
good evening m'lids
just got in wahey
>>58974864
>>58974878
>>58974919
You don't even care about your country, that's why it's fucked up and cucked to death, grow some balls fag.
>>58974911
why do you reply ''''seriously'''' to a triggered polturd, some people can't be reasoned
>>58974893
Aylesbury? have a look if there's a coat of arms and you can use that
or just use the nearest city/town that does have a flag (milton keynes? idk)
remember i technically don't live in the jurisdiction of birmingham
Unironically respect Sweden more than the UK today
Whtpat dastardly Islamic plans will sadiq Khan do lads?
All windows on new builds face Mecca?
Make sure "ham" is removed from the name of tower Hamlet's?
>>58974956
That's why London is the financial capital of the world, and you're a lazy, bankrupt shithole putting out your hands for some spare change from your northern european overlords.
>>58974951
Fucking bad man
>>58974978
Dont give a shit lol
>>58974983
>London is the financial capital of the world because of muslims
t. average cucked brit
>>58974585
>>58974649
>>58974825
>>58974956
Just passing by to say this is some really shitty bait.
>>58974942
>Love how you argued against your own argument in your post.
No I didn't you absolute fucking retard
>>58974962
yeah will have a root around tomorrow
doing a post-sin sleep now nn xx
>>58974949
vvery adventurous
>countrywars
>even though none of us have ever gotten close to making an impact on anything in any of our countries
fucking edge
>>58974978
No need to be this mad jose
>>58974978
sadiq isn't that bad a person individually
>hurr durr i hate the pakis, they don't want to intergrate to our culture
*a person of pakistani descent is culturally british*
>he'll never be british because he's not white
it's not an ideal situation but at least i thin we're better at integrating the shitskins to our culture than france/germany/sweden
>>58975028
This 2bqh
One of the worst things about flags is country role-playing
>>58975013
t. inbred double digit IQ amerifat
I bet you live in a trailer and hoard tinned good while you surround yourself with guns.
>>58974956
>You don't even care about your country
kind of right, but this applys to most of europe as a whole right now
UK is definitely the most nationalist country in (western) europe still
>>58975007
>>58974983
>>58975052
I say with almost certainty you live sheltered lives. You probably have a few muslim friends on facebook, maybe you were slightly nice towards the muslim guy at school. Maybe you even say hello to the muslim guy at uni on your course. The fact is, your interactions with muslims (and opinion of them as a result) are when they are in the minority and non muslims are the majority. I encourage you to go to an area where you are the minority, see how you are treated, and maybe you'll reconsider your opinion on Islam and muslims. The idea of prejudice towards muslims suggests the fear is irrational. When you look up some basic fucking statistics that fear becomes rational. When you have experiences of muslims when you're the minority maybe you'll develop a rational fear.
mornin
>>58975089
alri
>secretary of state for business: sajeed javid
>mayor of london: sadiq khan
SUCH CIRCUMSTANCES MAY NEVER BE CONJURED FROM THIN AIR
>>58974983
At least we are ruled by our own people, yeah, they may be corrupt, yet, your country is so pussified you can't speak your mind without being labeled as a racist or a nazi because we have the balls to fight for our opinion, you have let these SJW label Thatcher as a racist nazi skinhead and you don't give a fuck.
You don't have shit, you've shown the entire world that your country is full of cucks, worse than Sweden.
>>58975052
>sadiq isn't that bad a person individually
You really don't get it.
Yes I would entirely expect him to be a good guy, even the best of the best as far as muslims go.
But the issue is Islam, not muslims. Islamists work their way into countries politics and slowly erode it that way. These are tactics they've used for centuries, these are the exact things we've been fighting against in the middle east and it's now happening in the UK, that is why it's a big deal.
You refugees have stated this is what they were going to do and they have made a huge leap in doing it in a very quick amount of time. This is the issue, not because the person is inherently bad, but because he is a very blatant tool for islamists.
eating a gold bar
>>58975085
I said I don't give a shit that a random yank respects Sweden more than the uk but nice essay lol
starting to get annoyed by this moorish fellow
>>58975100
You're literally owned by German banks now you fucking idiot. Try not being such a lazy sack of shit and maybe you won't be such an embarrassment to the eurozone.
Would you lads ever fuck an armpit?
dont know why i come here anymore
fucking same same right wing shit all day every day
rorke this rasheed that
F U C K O F F
>>58975112
sounds painful
>>58975085
i would usually agree with this post and applys to nearly everyone else on /brit/ but not me i'm afriad
i live in birmingham, i used to work in small heath (definitely one of the most pakified areas in the country) and walk around the high street etc. and be the only white person
tldr: i agree with your point but i reckon i've had more personal experiences with pakis than anyone else on /brit/
>>58975095
Sajid David denounced the Islamic faith of his parents and said "we should recognise that Christianity is the religion of our country"
If he isn't integrated nobody is
shut the fuck up you cunts
What era did you arrive on 4chan? I got here on the cusp of the unironic and the ironic eras
>>58974878
Do you guys never get tired? You have been 'predicting' the death of Europe for almost 5 years now.
>>58975146
it wasn't
quite tasty actually
>>58975109
How mentally ill do you need to be to be this detached from reality? It's scary how fucked up Americans are at times.
If I wanted to talk to foreigners about my country I'd go on /pol/ now fuck off
>>58975159
been posting on /brit/ since you were in nappies kiddo
>>58975129
I know I'm not lazy, nor my country, that meme comes from the working hours, yet, we get out of our workplace two hours later than everybody in the eurozone, and we aren't the ones to blame for the banks of the Euro, Nigel Farage explained very well how the Euro mafia works, and you shown how ignorant you are in the matter.
Go fucking support UKIP you dumb cunt and stand for your country.
>>58975170
Do you literally know anything about the history of the middle east? Of Africa?
Of anything besides what is in your immediate life?
>>58975100
>these SJW label Thatcher as a racist nazi skinhead and you don't give a fuck
ah yes a troll very impressive
*feeds troll*
How's Catalonia doing?
*feeds troll further*
Is the Schengen agreement treating you fairly when it comes to undocumented Africans?
>>58975159
2008, so the beginning of the end of the unironic era
i miss the ironic era tbqh
heard khan is gonna make the minarets bigger
You lads post way too fast.
>>58975150
Wow you're cool
>>58975214
we're all on stims mate, snort something
>At a Conservative Friends of Israel lunch in 2012, The Jewish Chronicle reported Javid as stating that "if he had to leave Britain to live in the Middle East, then he would choose Israel as home. Only there, he said, would his children feel the “warm embrace of freedom and liberty”.[43]
based
This man is literally the Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills. It would be his job to deal with any crisis facing an industry in the UK. He is probably far more important than the Mayor of London. Please, meme us about him too
>>58975142
Same as.
Most of the posters are clueless, too, just hating because of skin colour and a fair amount are trolling.
It's a tad annoying.
>>58975221
I'm on diclazepam and vodka m8.
Reminder that Spanish flag is the lib dem supporting international relations student from Birmingham baiting you lol
>>58975170
that's not an opinion you should be so quick to dismiss
the moderates always open the way for the radicals
especially in the case of religion
tolerance is nice and all but once you start tolerating intolerant behavior you lost
>>58975205
I remember pissing myself at all those ironic troll faces
>>58975241
get some charlie in ya
>>58975109
>You refugees
what
the refugees we took in were minimal and straight from the syrian camps
i will agree with the basic point of this post though and this is probably the ''''least delusional'''' post i've seen from a yank talking about our islam problem
>>58975223
And if he had to choose a soap to star in he'd probably choose Eastenders
wahey slaphead
>>58975223
still a paki though
>>58975109
>>58975195
>>58975170
oh fuck off you imbecile
>>58975228
He isn't Muslim though
>>58975195
You mean the part where the US meddled in the affairs of middle eastern countries, and propped up facist regimes that were favourable to them because it was politically and economically convenient at the time? then got butthurt when the chicks came home to roost? you realise you literally funded bin laden and al qaeda because they were fighting the commies? US foreign policy created extremism.
>>58975150
I live 10 minutes away from bury park in Luton. When all of these dumb pricks spouting stuff like 'muslims aren't all bad!' and 'he's a moderate muslim LMAO' it just fucks me off because their experiences of muslims are extremely limited or just zero. Your experience should shape your opinion, when you have no experience you can't really have an informed opinion
>>58975250
>>58975271
>In January 2015, Javid was awarded the Politician of the Year award at the British Muslim Awards.[44]
ok m8
>>58975271
/brit is whites only
If youre not white please leeave
rihgt now
And don't reply to me everrtr agaiin
if you'r not white
thanks
>>58975273
No I'm very obviously talking about organizations like the Muslim brotherhood
>>58975309
>but that he does not practise any religion, although he believes that "we should recognise that Christianity is the religion of our country"
>>58975321
i agree with the sentiments of this horribly mistyped post
Alright, I voiced my opinion. I hope you all know I only do this because I care for your future and your children's future (sometimes I think I care more than you do).
God bless, good luck, hopefully I'm wrong but history has a knack for repeating itself.
Going to go take a shower and play some overwatch
I'm a radical moderate
>yfw when most normies under 25 don't read the paper
>yfw most of them get all of their news through social media
>yfw pic related represents the only current events the average normie will have absorbed today
>>58975197
You have to be pretty stupid to think I'm a troll, I come often to /brit/, Catalonia's doing good, and Schengen agreement has nothing to do with Africa, we have a fence but still they climb it.
I would put an electric fence but these faggots from Europe don't let us.
>>58975280
i agree but you have to apply that logic to people who never interacted with muslims/jews/blacks and get their opinions from (bad) news only and internet circlejerks too
im a fucking radical anarchist
i graffiti buldings on rollerblades
>>58975313
>>58975321
>>58975356
>Going to go take a shower and play some overwatch
>>58975159
>>58975205
>>58975250
>ironic era
I remember the "le le le le le" spam well
>tfw had to put spaces in the "lele" because 4chan says it'd spam
>>58975362
>he reads the paper
>he doesn't read online news websites
>he only gets his news from one single source and his views are shaped by the editors biases
You aren't any better
I'm a moderate fascist
>>58975288
kek
i left you lads hours and hours ago when you were still discussing pakis and it's still happening baka
can we not
>>58975389
/sp/ was the mecca of ironic space and boy oh boy did the jannys not like it
australian shitposting is actually very low tier
>>58975410
hitting a nerve, achmed?
>>58975280
Bury Park wehayyyy!!
Good food there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7610xdte1s
60,000 muslims gather in sara park, small heath, birmingham for eid 2015
i think the opening message the speaker says in this video is important
>you live in the united kingdom, you love the united kingdom, this is your country and you need to prove that muslims are the good people in the world
>not being a traditionalist High Tory
any other ideology is meme-tier 2bh
>I'm a radical anarchist, it's like being a normal anarchist but I also wear a fedora
>>58975423
i'm white tbqh
you're just posting the same shit over and over again
>>58975419
what gives you the right to pass opinion on our anglo children here, you filthy baguette munching faggot?
>my tribe
>paki tribe invades and dominates my tribe peacefully
>complaining about your tribe being dominated is "racism" and a criminal offence
>>58975356
>God bless
Oh jesus
>>58975400
>file created: 30/11/12
ahh memories
>>58975363
My Grandad called btw, wants you to call Mr. Spain or whoever runs your country to sort out the litter or something around where he and the other expats live
Could you put a word in
Ta xx
https://fb.com/EssexPoliceUK/videos/1028074047276495/
facking hell
>>58975362
Post pics of Jurassic Tourtoise Park plz
>>58975456
If it makes you feel better I'm a pantheist, the term means something different to everybody besides fedoras
>>58975465
fucking hate animal cruelty 2bh
would murder any one of those cunts
>>58975459
>whoever runs your country
Keke good one lad
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/02/spanish-socialists-fail-to-form-a-government
>>58975448
i do it because this is my sovereign will and great responsibility to do so
i make great posts critically acclaimed by thousands
what have you achieved in your lifetime
sheeple
>>58975397
When did I claim to only read one single paper?
imagine being a poltard and having such a warped, dystopian view of the world
why haven't they killed themselves from depression
>>58975465
>filmed with a VGA camera
watched it twice and still couldn't tell the moment they shot it
>>58975513
>he reads from more than one sheet of paper
FOB
>>58975442
Fucking truth right there.
Can we not mention 'pakis' for like an hour?
>>58975513
Yeah cos you obviously buy multiple papers and read them every day lmao
Face it granddad internet news is superior
keep it down in here
>>58975498
>human on human violence doesn't bother me too much
>mfw people killing cats and dogs
Random fact about me: I am a libertarian fascist
>>58975545
goes to show you're not all grown up yet there kiddo
>work nine hour shift
>work then bullies me into staying an extra hour and a half because they're "short staffed"
>ask to change my hours next week so I can revise for my exams more
>tell me no
>I meekly accept
Why am I so beta lads?
>>58975513
i've literally found out more about terrorist attacks as they happen via twitter than on any breaking news site i know of.
social media is brilliant for breaking news
>>58975528
seriously when was it okay for indonesia to decide what we talk about in our own general
>>58975571
act like a mug, get treated like one
Anyway I'll just go for two days to Macclesfield to visit Ian Curtis gravestone, leave some flowers and get back to Spain.
Saw a funeral procession earlier lads. It had police cars in front and behind of it and people walking in the road behind the hearse. Must've been someone important right? Surely you can't just ask for a police escort so you can walk down the road behind the hearse to the church? The coffin was so covered in flowers you could barely see it too
Any of you lads actually bothered reading sadiq Khan's manifesto?
I've attached a summary as pic related
>>58975161
this
"hurr durr it's over/ it's finished"
change the record
>>58975604
sangria*
>>58975604
kek
>>58975571
people respect someone who stand up for himself >>58975571 but despise a coward
>>58975538
>Yeah cos you obviously buy multiple papers and read them every day lmao
Yeah, I actually do. I get several weekly magazines too
>>58975603
probably margaret thatcher
>flying from belfast to london in approx 9 hours
>terrified of flying
fuck's SAKE why do I insist on flying so much when I hate it, do I never learn?
the thought of a ww1 game is physically repulsive imo
