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grimefu edition
crayon pop?
>>58951056
crayon poop
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k9jxsMb7Go
>>58950977
Grimefu? Codeword for mixed bastards?
I actually have plenty of money and I went to an ex ex ex poly
She's amazing
>>58951882
so are you x
HILARY
does anyone else find women really boring?
first
>>58950977
What's her full name? She's pretty
>>58952568
maya jama
>>58952378
we're in here
>>58950948
>>58950948
sophie
da da da da dum
>People here are Scottish
How does it feel to be uncivilised, Scots?
sara
what the fuck is happening in this thread
Kyary
>London now has a muslim mayor
State your name cuz
There's no clearer sign of being low class than having black relatives in your white family.
hello?
Not a fan of these the two RH singles, lads.
Think I'll just stick to In Rainbows.
/brit/ has gone to the dogs.
It's official. No more witty gimmicks, just inane sputtering of useless junk. I am sick to the back teeth. Where's all the old lads? Why are you LITERAL children here? What is in it for you?
>look mummy! I posted the hat man again!
haha, fucking runts. You mask your shitty, reclusive and introverted life of poignant repitation with these fucking daunting "memes". You all need to take a good hard look at yourself - step back, inhale and sort your fucking life out.
>>58953107
qt mixed girls :3
>>58953130
Rupert, isn't it
>>58953128
won't be long before we have a muslim prime minister
then a muslim king
>>58953139
my grandfather was a rolex, high class is in my blood
All joking aside: does it really bother you what religion the Mayor of London is?
I know this is 4chan and we meme it up for giggles but put all that to one side and be serious for a second: do you really judge prospective mayors on their religion/ethnicity?
Got to be honest, I don't.
should've got a mechanical keyboard sooner desu
I tried to stop him lads, I voted for the jew but it just didn't happen
>tfw KHAN'd
>>58952378
good lad
>>58953155
this tbqh
G'day mates how you doing
>that was funnier in your head wasn't it
dont have any hat pictures but rest assured it's a particularly fat and unnattractive man wearing a fedora that i'm picturing when i read this post
>>58953159
>qt mixed girls
I've literately just had a shit the same colour as her
they put kyrgyzstan on street view lads
pretty cool
>>58953178
yes it does bother me
it's the beginning of the end
/brit/ is so shit now. It's just a recycle of shitposts, copy pastas, people baiting as hard as they can for (you)s, ireland vs UK wars, UK vs US wars, avatarfags are accepted and so are personalityfags.
Talk about serious discussion here and you get hit with le epic hat maymay
Talk about British culture here and you get hit with epic maymays and self loathing brits
Talk about anything other than not being a normie is the only thing you can talk about here just:
>tfw no gf
>tfw failure at life
>tfw no friends
>tfw no job
Sick of this place. I wish /int/ wasn't filled with generals again so it could become a good board again but nope. Guess I'm stuck here since I've been here since the start I don't want to leave because I watched this community grow. but I seriously believe we have more redditors per capita than 4channers these days.
>>58953220
Should probably get that checked out
Why are yanks so Jewish?
This is the Ford Mustang all over again.
>>58953051
jesus christ
>>58953220
should probably see a doctor mate
It's all over lads.
London has fallen.
Over time it will be lost in the sands of time, like tears, in rain.
>>58953241
If you don't like /brit/ mate maybe go elsewhere?
quiet night in tonight haha
The white man is being attacked from all sides. It's instigated by the media which is controlled by cultural Marxists (Jews). They are blackwashing history. They are pushing ethnics into prominent European roles of history. This has now extended to today. Muslim mayors. Black presidents. Wide spread uncontrolled mass immigration from countries not even involved in the Syrian crisis. Fedoracore me all you want. This is literally happening right now. I'm not wrong.
>>58953253
>what is VAT and import costs
fucking mong
>>58953253
>Why is a new iteration in a fairly untouched technology expensive
My boy Sadiq gonna be the mayor lads. Gave him my second preference (first was the Cannabis is Safer than Alcohol Party)
Having a party tonight
>>58953258
Don't ever speak to me or my son again
>>58953258
some call me that
>>58953281
Only here to try and get in touch with old /brit/ legends again
>>58953154
Fucking love Burn the Witch. Just listened to daydreaming then, thought it was meh. Apparently BTW is all I like. Was recommended On Computer & In Rainbows and most songs did nothing for me.
Here's a great idea for a national symbol:
ugly annoying weed full of spines that everyone hates
DOING A BIG POO
>>58953235
Don't understand how you think that to be honest.
There's the rule of law for a start. A bloke can't just do what he wants because he's been elected.
>>58953253
1. designed in the US
2. stored in the US
3. US product
4. electrical components/products cheaper in the US
5. things generally cheaper in the US
>>58953241
Unfortunately correct.
It's insecure half-normies who want to be normie so bad they automatically distance themselves from anything even remotely /pol/ or /r9k/ tier, even if it's not really that bad at all.
>>58953331
Yeah none of the known personalities are still here, still a few anon that lurk
>>58953332
Creep, Karma Police and Just are perhaps some of their best work
>>58953345
Most Scots are like that 2bh.
>>58953306
Aw, are you sad brown people can now have a better job than you?
>>58953234
fuck off streetview twat
>>58953178
it bothers me and im not even english desu
I don't understand the pre and post ad break segments on The Chase
>Creep, Karma Police and Just are perhaps some of their best work
>>58953332
The instrumental to BTW is really good.
I guess Thom's voice is just hit/miss to me.
lads do Doc Leaves actually reduce stinging nettle stings or is it placebo mum science to make me feel better when I was a kid
Utter utter shit lads
Fucking awful
these days say you're english you get arrested and thrown in jail
>>58953416
because you're retarded
>>58953306
been reading about the Tokyo gas attacks and Aum Shinrikyo recently.
their leader Shoko Asahar talked about Jews a lot in his speeches as destroying japan and leading the world to Armageddon (among others like the Dutch)
>>58953416
They're fucking weird.
>>58953411
Why?
Why not judge him based on what he says/does?
>Ah yes the Ford Mustang, the chariot of the working class in the US.
>How much should we charge for this car in the UK, we charge $24k in the US
>£35 grand sounds about right
>>58953489
You just don't get it, do you
>Muslim Mayor
>Muslims become more bold
>Demand more fits, more laws, more privileges
>Any Muslim crimes are appeased
>Law is more lenient towards Muslims
>Muslim population skyrockets and spills over to the rest of the U.K.
We need to leave the UK. Let it burn.
>>58953154
I agree, Daydreaming had potential but kinda fizzed out
BTW was boring throughout
>>58953353
It's called sphere of influence.
It's how most first-worlds run.
Dismiss it as slippery slope, but oh well.
tomorrow lads
>>58953489
He's Irish. Nationality and religion is all they have.
>ywn go hiking in central asia
>Trudeau gets elected
>Oil crashes
>Alberta catches on fire
you could have stopped it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZJh7rKOqdQ
>>58953489
He chooses to be Muslim
Man was gassed at the mobo awards
>>58953459
I tell ya, its these bloody johnny foreigners
>>58953542
spooky
wew lads the government's scrapped forced academies even though DC's been shilling it in PMQs recently
reckon Corbs will give him shit for it or praise him? considering Corbyn hated the idea
>>58953553
why not?
>>58953459
seriously want to meet that taxi driver
feel like pure shit, just want him back x
>tfw mummy grabs all the towels in the house for a wash and you know she saw the one you use as a cumrag
She never says anything, but I know she's disappointed every time.
do yanks get stinging nettles? only know a canuck who didn't know what they were when he got here aha
>>58953287
FTSE index funds (one UK one ex-UK)
property tracker ;)
gov bond funds
>>58953543
>Twista
How does he keep getting work.
>>58953527
if you are more tolerant maybe they will feel more at home and stop coming
t labour logic
>>58953455
One of them is acidic and one is alkaline, so they're supposed to neutralise each other. It won't stop the inflammation though.
>why does this product cost 20% more in the UK than it does in America?
hmm it can't be because of VAT could it
>>58953568
>music of black origin
bit racist how they don't give any awards to white people
>>58953597
I sometimes wonder if she can feel the crust on my wank socks.
I leave them a couple days in my room so at least they're not moist and don't smell.
>>58953489
okay
he's stood on a platform with a known ISIS sympathiser ~9 times
that's something he's done I don't agree with
>>58953553
i unironically wanna do this
/brit/s abroad when
>>58953609
>investing in anything other than Vanguard index funds
u dun goofed
>>58953614
kill yourself my man
it's some random grime DJ
>>58953609
enjoy waiting 35 years for any money
>>58953604
Yes we have those.
>>58953604
I make nettle tea and wash my hair with it as well sometimes
>>58953625
>spotify US
£9.99
>spotify UK
£9.99
absolutely no excuse
>>58953609
Very good lad
100 or 250?
>>58953651
Vanguard index funds are for the FTSE
>>58953604
We have cacti
>>58953646
Because you stand next to somebody, it doesn't mean you agree with them.
Why not apply this logic to UKIP?
>Last online: 13 days ago
lads
>>58953662
got some smallcap exposure tbqh
>>58953633
yes they do
>it's peak how i can win a mobo award but i can't even grow an afro
>>58953660
>Grime
Oh so even worse.
>>58953694
>EU is a second-class citizen to American products and services, more at 11
>>58953707
RIP
>>58953694
I meant dollars of course, it costs $9.99 in the US
>>58953707
get a grip
just realised I haven't been swimming in about 2 years lads haha
I'm even a member of a gym that has a pool that's 5 minutes away but still never been lmao
>>58953694
So you're complaining about the same price? I don't understand.
>>58953671
>>58953675
ahah literally this guy came back in after going for a wonder in the garden+fields saying he thought he was allergic to these plants. took us to them and was just a big pile of nettles with about a metre inroads where he had tried walking through
top lad
>>58953732
>>58953742
he lives in a really dangerous country/area
>>58952635
Maya is half Latina/half Asian? Or white/SE Asian?
>>58953089
Full name?
>>58953694
>9.99US Dollarequals 6.91British Pound
>20% of 6.91 = 1.38
>6.91 + 1.38 = 8.29
Close enough, round it up lads
>>58953731
>spotiy is actually Swedish
nevermind then
>>58953625
American price of the Vive is £567. 20% of that added on top would be £680. yet they charge over £700.
Price of the Ford Mustang is £16k in the US. 20% added to that is £19200 Yet the car is £35k in the UK.
>>58953705
mate if you stand on a platform with someone it means you at least support or endorse their views
>bubububt Muslims and Christians and Jews worship the same God! Allah just means God in Arabic
Daily reminder that Christians worship the Trinity, and that Muslims and Jews do not believe in the divinity of Jesus Christ
>>58953649
not with you, you irritating rat
Maisiebro was last alone 13 hours ago
>>58953759
who?
>>58953769
swedish/somalian
and sara davidson
>>58953649
want to come to Nepal with me?
>tfw old work m8 is from there and told me how he would hike for kilometers from the airport around mountain paths and forests to reach his village
>>58953794
;-;
>>58953796
my friend
>>58953758
He has a pretty dull imagination, la
>>58953775
>Spotiy
Not satisfied with the letter U the eternal Yank moves on to murdering the letter F.
>>58953731
It's £9.99 across the board, Apple Music, tidal, whatever.
and $9.99 across the board in the US. Not on
>>58953771
they actually did the maths on the UK Spotify forums, it comes out at about £7.50 what it should cost.
>>58953747
>just realised I haven't been swimming in about 2 years lads haha
I have a swimming pool, sauna, steam room, spa bath and I haven't used them in years.
My mum and dad use them everyday when they're actually in the country though.
>>58953784
Muslims believe in Jesus Christ but they're more into Mohammed.
Jews completely reject him though.
not gay but wouldnt mind a gf desu
>>58953790
alright rorke ;) made any moves with these pakis yet? they seem to have somehow elected someone to mayor
>>58953641
Maybe our mummies masturbate with them, who knows.
Manchester City Council now has an opposition:
LAB: 95 (-1)
LDEM: 1 (+1)
>Game costs more money on British Steam despite the fact that it is data so should not be subject to import fees or VAT.
>>58953758
lmao
so may idiots who spend their entire lives inside of concrete and steel cubes with no idea about anything outside.
I had a guy tell me he found wild marijuana plants and pointed to a brush of nettle.
>>58953847
>Muslims believe in Jesus Christ
maximum rasheed
>>58953385
Oh, I recognise Creep and Karma police, they're all right. Just is so-so.
>>58953444
It's something else in BTW. Haunting. The imagery from the cutesy stop-motion probably contributes to that too.
>>58953834
It's probably just marketing and accountants being lazy honestly.
>>58953784
Yeah anyone that says that is spreading misinformation. Jesus Christ is god and Rasheeds deny this truth.
>exchanging money for goods and services
it's a mug's game
>>58953553
It's been a dream of mine for a while. I'd get a bike, a friend, a camera, and a gun and cross the steppe. We'd start in Ukraine and end in Mongolia.
>>58953858
>be a rorke
>spend all day complaining about pakis on 4chan
>also be a kissless virgin
>he's literally contributing to the downfall of the white race
>>58953847
According to Islam, Jesus Christ died on the cross and was not the son of God. He was simply a man who was lesser than Mohammad
To a Christian, this would be considered blasphemous
So, nah, Muslims don't believe that Jesus Christ is God
>>58953895
I only found that out a while ago asking /mena/ and googling.
Not rasheed
>>58953880
They are subject to VAT though
>>58953898
>The imagery from the cutesy stop-motion probably contributes to that too.
Ah well Moral Orel unfortunately ruined clay-mation for me.
>>58953784
Muslims worship Satan and Muhammad was tricked into creating Satan's tool on earth.
>>58953920
:') this is excellent
>>58953927
You said 'believe in the divinity of Jesus Christ' I thought you just meant whether they believe he was a prophet or not.
>virtual reality
utter proles
>>58953920
>be westmidpaki
>constantly defends niggers on the internet
>hopes one day he'll get a gf so he can cuck himself
You guys are retards
Jews follow Moses
Christians follow Christ
Muslims follow Muhammed (the only true prophet)
enough said
>>58953991
RASHEED RASHEED RASHEED RASHEED RASHEED
FUCKING RASHEED ALERT
1-5 csgo
6-0 kotor
brb lads gonna get some stuff
Just got rated a 7, 6.5, 8, 9 and 7.5 on /soc/
>>58953813
She's thicccc
>>58954011
>be you
>be scared
>>58953899
It's even worse in Denmark, they marked it up there.
They price it based on what they know they can get away with.
Malaysia ($4.59), Argentina ($4.50) and the Philippines ($2.91) rank highest, while Denmark ($18.46), the UK ($16.97) and Norway ($16.70) come in at the bottom of the site's converted price index.
party time
>>58954012
pbuh
>>58954029
Pick us up some ket lad
This man will be our new King.
might go to bed lad
>>58954006
>you're not allowed to explore, please stay in our reality
nty
>>58954033
you'll need to train harder if you want to make the olympic team
>>58953964
Lol how'd it ruin it?
>>58954049
of?
>>58954056
pork faggots
>>58954012
>Muhammad
>prophet
He's a false prophet, my man.
>Beware of false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.
>For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect.
>>58954012
>(the only true prophet)
>Muhommad
>spoke to some """""angel""""" in a cave
>immediately decided to take over his home town and eventually all Arabia through war
ah yes, not very satanic at all. stupid Arabs don;t know a fallen angel when they see one.
>>58954017
I'm not a fucking rasheed
>>58954056
>pork faggots
>>58954081
The cutesy juxtapostion dark-humor doesn't do anything for me.
>>58954033
I got a 9,10,9.5,10 yet I still can't find a gf I'm too antisocial to approach.
>>58954082
slandering me with your flag turned on
>>58954065
I can sense the calcium from here if that's what you believe is exploring different realities
Gonna buy 1000 4chan passes with the stolen paypals and give them away
>tfw no bf
>>58954056
i see 7 pork faggots
>>58954056
fuck off murderer
>>58954104
>Jesus
>prophet
He's a false prophet, my man.
>Beware of false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.
>For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect.
still won't kill myself tonight
really wish i would die in my sleep desu
>>58951804
He's only gone and done it, the madman!
Verdict: taste's alrigh'.
>>58953813
OH
I would never have gussed that she was Swedish/Somalian
But yeah half East African/half Scandinavian girls seem to be gorgeous, there was this Danish/Ethiopian model on IG who was absolutely stunning
Anyway, thanks habib
>>58954132
thanks
>>58954124
I'm quite shy, but girls seem to flock around me. I spill my spaghetti but they still want to talk to me and shit must be the looks
Good looks help; feel sorry for the unnattractive autists.
atrractive autist mastrrace
>>58954147
Fuck off you gay cunt. >>>/lgbt/
>>58954178
excellent
>>58954050
I forget, is Denmark the one where cost of living is dirt cheap but everything else is expensive to compensate?
Don't know why people use Spotify in the first place.
I can understand the barrier to not wanting to keep a local collection. But seems it doesnt' do anything Youtube can't.
>>58954126
>implying I use redditflags
how's your tiny knob, grown yet?
>>58954161
Fuck off French.
>>58954158
>Beware of false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.
Jesus literally said that
>>58953622
>>58953622
>writes in paki
>brit flag
>posts anime
kek
>>58951184
She looks like a Romanian with a slight tan
>>58954158
>Jesus
>Prophet
Jesus is God.
Muhammad is burning in Hell along with all the other false prophets.
>>58954132
Pretty sure you can't buy them with PayPal
>>58954127
If VR gets to a point where it's indistinguishable, then yes.
>>58954196
Leave me alone
>Fuck off you gay cunt.
>religion
How do you know if a girl likes you lads.
>>58954237
Can it get any worse
>>58954240
>Jesus is God.
seems legit
>>58954240
Martin Poother included
>the one arseblasted manlet who thinks everyone has a little willy like him
>>58954237
Thanks for the (You)
Just awoke from a power nap.
>>58953164
kang*
>>58954302
she doesn't like you lad
congrats on you for choosing a Muslim mayor for your capital. i gladly appreciate your tolerance and progressivism mates.
cheers.
>>58954302
Pupils are dilated.
More eye-contact than usual.
She's focused on you.
genuine smiles/laughs.
etc
>>58954313
>But the prophet who presumes to speak a word in My name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or who speaks in the name of other gods, that prophet shall die.’
>>58954313
watched the Working Class a few days ago and it was a good parody of what would happen if a "Christ" showed up in modern times
>>58954320
Papist
Utterly reprehensible.
>>58954351
>napping at 6 o'clock
you going out later or something lad?
>>58954385
yeah poppin round your mums house mate
Belfast is a shithole. I would like to leave this city, this old town don't smell to pretty and I can see the punishment shootings outside my back garden.
And WHEN I LEAVE THIS ISLAND ILL BOOK MYSELF INTO A MENTAL ASYLUm
cant hack it anymere over and out, smell the brown trout. Keep on flying ye fucking rockets one man down
>>58954324
>people who haven't admitted to having a small penis
me
>people who have admitted to having a small penis
you
How normie is your recently used emoji list?
>>58954351
I've always found the post-fap twilight to be incredibly restorative. I don't even fully drift off, just let myself stop thinking in the fugue and a couple minutes later I feel great.
>>58954382
t. heretics
>>58954426
this
Got a big willy
>>58954438
I miss AIM.
>>58954411
joke's on you; I still live with my mum
>>58954438
kys
>>58954461
me too
>>58954362
>not have social anxiety
>not have depression
>have basic social skills
JUST
post gattos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TMBinRlVqI
>>58954357
She works in a pet shop and I've only seen her twice and spoke a tiny amount but I had a fucking dream about her last night.
What does it mean?
>>58954495
guess you'll be hearing me shag her then mate
>Muslim Mayor
>Muslims become more bold
>Demand more rights, more laws, more privileges
>Any Muslim crimes are appeased
>Law is more lenient towards Muslims
>Muslim population skyrockets and spills over to the rest of the U.K.
>Caliphate begins
Why did we let this happen
>that moment when you hit Post, go back to browsing the thread, see the red flash up and realise you must've mistyped the CAPTCHA, go back to your post window, retype CAPTCHA, hit send again, go back to the thread, see red flash again, do a double take, realise you've been jannied and didn't mistype the CAPTCHA after all
>>58954385
>going out
Kek. Nice one, homo.
>>58954524
upload pics mah nigga
Is it possible to force yourself to like a food or drink lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5jGFujaJ40
fresh skeppy and nov lads
so here we all are then
the lads
>>58954567
Don't think I've ever used half of them haha
>>58954411
>>58954543
Why is this paki replying to a post aimed at me?
>>58954576
yea
just eat it a lot until you grow to enjoy it
or try combining it with other things
>>58954576
I don't think so personally. Taste's definitely change over time so it is worth trying something more than once, but I don't think you can force yourself to like something.
absolutely no friends or family in this world
no one
just me
are you touching your willy again
>>58954622
because fuck you thats why
>>58954621
Most of my usage is ironic and imitating DJ Khaled desu
>>58954622
weak banter
>>58954562
Exactly how much power do you think the London mayst has?
>>58954649
haha unlucky
>>58954524
There's something really attractive about women who work with animals or children.
>>58954649
i'm your friend
>>58954649
that's a good start
>>58954649
how can all your family be dead? were they involved in that bin lorry crash
>>58954656
how did you know?
I had my hand on my willy ready this and looked around the room
Might move back to Scotland.
Should I move to east Lothian or Dunbar?
>>58954664
Look mate, I don't want to fall out with you, but you better review your attitude before I fucking HAT you. Understood?
>>58954656
No I'm trying to go 90 days without wanking or watching porn. The hardest part has actually been not touching my willy. Normally I sit with one hand down my boxers because it feels nice.
>>58954656
Literally yes, how did you know :x
>eyes have pretty slant
>still BEADY
Everything about me is almost-handsome
>>58954677
all of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8CE4QmYCAo
konnichiwa lads
ugh.. bloody continentals ay lads?
>>58954723
im in your webcam :-)
>>58954649
I have also deFOO'd
>>58954732
review this
*unzips dick*
>>58954710
no brothers, sisters, uncles or aunts. mother and grand parents are dead and dad lives in another country
>>58954748
wear some glasses to make your eyes look more open
>>58954649
I have no friends. Fucked them off 11 years back.
Have family, but not really in contact with them any more. Think the end is nearing, my mental health is fucking rekt.
>>58954737
Nofap is bullshit
No porn on the other hand is good because your brain is addicted to extreme novelty and constant stimulation
just use your imagination to wank and you'll feel better
not wanking is miserable
>Media: Khan is the first Muslim mayor of London
I'm pretty sure he didn't set out to be mayor purely to fulfil the "first X" moniker.
Why do the media and public always do this kind of thing?
First black president, first female president blah blah blah
going to become the first white, 6'3", blue eyed, brown haired male mayor of London lads
>>58954788
>*unzips dick*
How exactly do you unzip your dick?
>>58954755
accidentally clicked this and now I'm going to have to clear my history/cache to prevent all this degenerate nigger noise from coming up in my searches
fucking end yourself you filthy fucking fanny
>>58954872
fuck off you racist prick
wow, no need to be so negative, lads
>>58954881
rorke
>>58954873
>How exactly do you unzip your dick?
>>58954764
want to cam 2 cam? :)
>>58954824
He'll be a good mayor desu, better than the walking meme we have now and he actually cares about London rather than using it as a stepping stone to achieve higher office.
>>58954820
I'm inclined to agree with you. The stuff about watching porn, switching tabs and dopamine all makes sense but normal wanking doesn't seem like a bad thing.
Still gonna try 90 days though, as a test of willpower more than anything. Might go back to imagination-wanks after that.
>>58954953
he would fucking care about that shit heap it's packed to the rafters with his fellow durkas
>>58954873
It's called circumcision and yanks have it done to them without their knowledge and consent
how to cure death-grip?
stop wanking for a couple of weeks?
>Henry was described as having been "very tall (6ft 3 in), slim, with dark hair cropped in a ring above the ears, and clean-shaven"
Already been done
oh shit waddup
>>58955006
why do you need to cure it you never have sex anyway hahahaha
>dad opens my bedroom door
>rather than just talking to me from there he walks right up behind my computer and me
why
/brit/ has gone to the dogs.
It's official. No more witty gimmicks, just inane sputtering of useless junk. I am sick to the back teeth. Where's all the old lads? Why are you LITERAL children here? What is in it for you?
>look mummy! I posted the hat man again!
haha, fucking runts. You mask your shitty, reclusive and introverted life of poignant repitation with these fucking daunting "memes". You all need to take a good hard look at yourself - step back, inhale and sort your fucking life out.
Really into girls with weird quirky features, like sticky-out ears, lazy eyes, bumpy noses.
>>58954962
it's always good to test your willpower desu
you could use knowing you can quit if you get a more serious addiction, not that you should try to
Night lads :3
Why can't the world be more like in my dreams?
>>58955006
I would suggest abstaining for a few months, 3 months say, and then buying an onahole and exclusively wanking with it.
From lurking the /jp/ onahole thread, apparently a lot of lads have had great success switching from wanking to using onaholes.
>>58955046
he wants to see what kind of deviant things you're looking at
>>58955048
The Aussies and Canucks are fucking cancer.
>>58955036
yeh but just in case init
>/brit/ has gone to the dogs.
>It's official. No more witty gimmicks, just inane sputtering of useless junk. I am sick to the back teeth. Where's all the old lads? Why are you LITERAL children here? What is in it for you?
>>look mummy! I posted the hat man again!
>haha, fucking runts. You mask your shitty, reclusive and introverted life of poignant repitation with these fucking daunting "memes". You all need to take a good hard look at yourself - step back, inhale and sort your fucking life out.
Really into boys who look like girls
>people STILL reply
ugh
>>58955048
life is shit
why would you want to sort it out
do you shovel mounts of feces in your leisure time?
>>58955077
na'nigh shitman get the jaffa cakes into u
>>58955046
>ken, go up there and see what he's doing
>i hope he's not looking at cartoon drawings of japanese school girls again
>just what are we going to do with this boy
>>58955048
it's dat boi
>>58955127
really into girls who look like girls
>>58955048
>poignant repitation
what? that's not right.
>/brit/ has gone to the dogs.
>>58955077
Don't you have a headboard, lad?
>>58955100
This anon's post was what he would have saw
>>58954167
>>58955169
No he uses one of those floating pillows
My mum said I shouldn't worry I've not been offered that job a few hours after interview lads.
Said she's never been offered that quick, and she interviews and gets £50k jobs.
KHAN'D
I sell more keys than a locksmith
>>58955164
>he likes soft, cute girly things
gay boy detected
>>58955231
nobody fucking cares
Now that there's an official date for the Psychoactive Substances bill, anyone planning on stocking up on anything?
After that date, selling any RCs will be illegal but it will be completely legal to be in possession of anything purchased before the bill comes into effect.
Need a bf who is also my soulmate
>>58955231
Only had 2 interviews, got an offer 2 days after for one, and about 4 days after for the other
>not having 100% application and interview success rate
>>58955244
Well done, lad. Thought we were going to be without somewhere to post for a moment then.
You really are a hero.
>>58954801
Nose is off-center, glasses are uncomfortable. Decent advice though, will remember, x
