British knights of frog smashing Edition
crayon pop
first for undead rogue
I wonder if the Saudis would be content with a Christian Mayor in Riyadh.
our nige
leelee
saw the oneitis' underwear at work today lads
shame i've already forgotten the image
>wearing a watch in 2016
what is the point when we all have phones with GPS accurate time it's just unnecessary weight to carry around 2bh
>>58950948
Reminder that whenever you see a British flag on /pol/ or a rorke post on /brit/ this is who is behind the computer
>>58951003
>>58951008
austism
Kyary
fucked it all up lads
>When you're waiting to hear back to see if you got a job or not.
>I wonder if the Saudis would be content with a Christian Mayor in Riyadh.
You lads put that muzzie in charge yet? Are you trying to start Children of Men or something?
shall we talk about rolexes or do not enough of you proles own one- or i see you're all just too poor for one hmmm :)
>>58951019
Probably more of a fashion thing than practical these days, unless you're on a night out and don't want to appear rude checking your phone every 10 minutes
everyone laugh at this spastic
>>58950991
>>58951003
i bet he's thinking "what an absolute pair of benders"
how do i get over my obsession with a girl
Having a look on the Dominos website even though I cannot remotely afford a dominos.
>>58951044
this is very early in the day for you to be posting
/brit/ has gone to the dogs.
It's official. No more witty gimmicks, just inane sputtering of useless junk. I am sick to the back teeth. Where's all the old lads? Why are you LITERAL children here? What is in it for you?
>look mummy! I posted the hat man again!
haha, fucking runts. You mask your shitty, reclusive and introverted life of poignant repitation with these fucking daunting "memes". You all need to take a good hard look at yourself - step back, inhale and sort your fucking life out.
europe when?
big feet
>>58951077
while the sign is being buffed and repaired and all, at least try and adhere to the temporary replacement I put up
>>58951077
haha what a fucking mug that guy is
unpopular opinion: if we closed the borders to immigrants, no public service would be able to remain in operation
>these pakis getting mad cos they were baited by an aussie
>>58950969
He passes all the requirements of being elibible for citizenship since his mom was British
>Reminder that whenever you see a British flag on /pol/ or a rorke post on /brit/ this is who is behind the computer
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k9jxsMb7Go haha
>>58951108
It's the influx of non Brits that fucked it, that and the irrelevant fedora posts.
>>58951108
>the hat man
unpopular opinion: i have a better rolex than all of you proles :)
Don't reply to him
just came back from the club and I wish I got my willy sucked tbqh
>haha, fucking runts. You mask your shitty, reclusive and introverted life of poignant repitation with these fucking daunting "memes". You all need to take a good hard look at yourself - step back, inhale and sort your fucking life out.
>>58951092
Just done muh anki, taking a break from working.
>/brit/ has gone to the dogs.
>It's official. No more witty gimmicks, just inane sputtering of useless junk. I am sick to the back teeth. Where's all the old lads? Why are you LITERAL children here? What is in it for you?
>>look mummy! I posted the hat man again!
>haha, fucking runts. You mask your shitty, reclusive and introverted life of poignant repitation with these fucking daunting "memes". You all need to take a good hard look at yourself - step back, inhale and sort your fucking life out
how can people actually afford these???
>>58951187
good grief
>>58951170
rasheed
my chakras are beaming
they are transmitting ... they are transmitting ...
"my rolex rolls all over your role- oh wait you dont have one, sweetie :)"
hmmm quite an odd message (:
Lads, how long have you had to wait after an interview before being told you have been successful?
If they like you shouldn't you be told really quickly?
My interview was about 6 hours ago.
I've been offered job roles in the past at the END of the interview.
>>58951003
nigey
doing a cheeky post of a femboy's arse
>>58951231
discounts and vouchers
last week my local was doing any pizza any size for £6.99
>Tfw muslim Brit at my school told me I had internalized racism for being an anti immigration half-black guy
What a kek.
>>Reminder that whenever you see a British flag on /pol/ or a rorke post on /brit/ this is who is behind the computer
How long do we think Corbyn will last lads now he's royally fucked up?
>>58951231
use the money you didn't spend on a rolex
>>58951238
is what women say when i shine the reflection of the beaming sun off my rolex :)
>>58951085
if there was a way i could send you money anonymously i'd give you some cash lad
>>58951221
>>58951203
I'm actually fucking done with /brit/ it's utter shit now. go on then fedora post me, I know you will.
>>58951181
irish posters are the butter to /brits/ bread
Am I the only one who's sad that old-school Labour boys like Corbyn and Livingstone are dying off?
I'm not exactly a Palestine-boo (not an israel-boo either) but it was nice to have some actual opposition until we morphed into two clones of eachother with very small differences like the US has.
I'm not a Labour fan but I liked that they were different.
>Britain is about to fight fucking Serbia
We're fucked boys
Horse riders wear jackets with POLITE on the back so when you're driving up to them you think it says police the cheeky cunts
>>58951309
No, the Irish are the shit to the Anglo's shoe.
>>58951252
"We'll let you know" usually means get the fuck out, you're not suitable for this job
>>58951309
>irish
>non brits
you keep on wishing that x
unpopular opinion: without immigrants, our public services would come to a standstill and wouldn't be able to run
>>58951301
smeg fridge and an aga tier desu
>>58951309
You and some Aussies are alright, but everyone else needs to fuck right off.
MAIL CALL LADS!
ooo okay sorry lads this is for rolex only members of the official /brit/ club
*listens to bass hunter and friggin dances :D*
DOTA! DOTA! :)
>>58951308
Fuck off then
Poleaboos NU-TRAXX appointment lasted about a minute
His mentor suggested he go sign up to a recruitment agency in Oldham (like she advised him to do a week ago via email)
She was very nice about it
Poleaboo set off to the bus station with the bus ticket his mentor gave him
The driver of the bus was a bastard like 90% of people in the industry are
He got mad at Poleaboo for not knowing how to use the pass
First time in 7 months being on a bus
First time in 7 years being on this route
Rochdale is actually quite a nice area
Some hipster looking cunt and his gf sat near me
bitch kept talking about bullshit and acting stupid
Wondered around Oldham town centre for a while before finding the place
Sat down on a bench with an old white woman, bigoted old bat quickly moved away
Felt like a lot of the white men there were eyeing my suspiciously
Saw a lot of mixed race couple and friend groups
Eastern Europeans infesting this town too
Near a sixth form so got to scout some talent
Got to the recruitment agency and they told me to book an appointment via the phone
Went home after struggling to find the correct bus stop
Lot of exercise, more than the last 7 months for sure
>>58951309
More like the shit in a sandwich
>>58951288
>trump having grey hair
uh..
lets have a hand for the IRA
decent, british terrorists
>all these (yous) and shoutouts from telling the truth.
Haha keep lapping it up lads, your tiny feeble minds cannot comprehend the level of irony I am on.
You are mere squirmy worms. A fine example of the bottom of the barrel of society.
Billy no mates. All of you
>>58951375
dont understand your rolex-less tongue
>>58951353
>anglo
>implying celts and anglos havent interbred for centuries
>>58951371
its not a phase mom
>>58951309
Australians*
>>58951409
*smashes your plates*
Fug
In the interview I had on Wednesday they literally gave me the job at the end of it. But I don't really want it because it's nights.
>>58951309
Agreed.
Get all the old Irish lads back. Sean.
unpopular opinion: we need immigrants to run our public services, without them we would have no NHS
>literally £18, 1800 pence for a pizza
is it gold plated?
>>58951451
I thought you said the 35ker went well?
D-D-DOTA! *gets the rolex out and starts shuffling*
lads how mcuh did your rolex co- oh okay dont worry sweatheart :)
>>58951435
You understand so little
>>58951439
>Interbred
My country's greatest shame. Stop bringing it up.
>>58951343
yeah having two blairite parties is quite shit
Reminder that whenever you see a leftist on /brit/ this is who is behind the computer
>>58951439
>mom
i take that back
you're a fucking yank, yikes
>>58951231
you don't just buy all the fucking ingredients separately you melt
deals save you about 50% on average
whenever i order pizza i get shitloads and spend just under £20 usually
>>58951483
>we need immigrants to run our public services, without them we would have no NHS
>New battlefield set in WW1
WE WUZ TRENCHES N SHIT
>>58951108
/brit/ will always be shit as long as it's dominated by political crap.
>>58951451
>the kpop autist is an unskilled worker applying for night shifts
No, I refuse to believe it ahaha
>>58951499
you own so little lmao
>>58951483
unpopular opinion: nhs should be privitised
>>58951510
was going for the typical american tv show kid vibe
>trying to wank in this heat
grim
skepta in the new battlefield lads
>>58951523
rather just play verdun desu
Unpopular opinion: Invade Ireland again.
>english people that think they are pure germanic anglo-saxon
Fucking LMAO. Literally WE WUZ KINGZ tier. English are a mutt race of belgae, frisians, normans, brunn, britons and MAJORLY BASQUE.
Look at your "germanic language" Filled with roman words. Utterly cucked by the romans from day one.`
You are the FOREIGNERS.
>>58951523
Can't wait for the backlash on there being no women in the trenches
reminder that /brit/ has always been a left wing and pro immigration general until the bigots from /pol/ invaded a couple months ago
>>58951602
THIS
H
I
S
unpopular opinion: privatise the rolex factory and send it all to me because /brit/ is too proletariat for them 8)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36229468
based turkey
why won't he listen, he is in grave danger?!?!?!
>>58951558
fluoride for your wrist chakra
>>58951580
that cape seems like it would be impractical on the battlefield
reminder that Britain the /pol/ invasion civilised us and put us on the right path.
>>58951309
>>58951616
Do people here not actually have Rolexes?
>>58951026
Think he's on suicide watch tbqh
>>58951574
Heat?
It's cold as fuck.
>>58951602
>>58951613
No it hasn't you paki cunt. You reddit flaggers are the ones that invaded. Can't you remmeber during election time when everyone was cheering on UKIP and making fun of Milliband?
Fuck off children. Mummy's got the tendies on go run and get them and give us peace
hownew.ru
I am here to detect. Detected, detect.
>>58951629
flouride for your role- hmmm
>>58951602
Literally up until a few months ago, anyone who posted anything remotely right-wing would be immediately laughed at and bantered out of the thread.
It's a dual reddit, /pol/ and /b/ invasion.
>>58951602
doing SEVERE doubt
considering what happened during the elections and prior
plus 4chan has never really been "left wing" as it is now, not SJW I mean, its always just been pro-freedom
>>58951493
I thought it did, it felt like it did.
>>58951552
Where have you been lad? I blog on here constantly. I'm Eon's new evening operations manager on 28k. But I want this other job at a different energy company because it's 35k and not late shifts.
>>58951602
reminder that people's opinions change over time, as a result of significant events such as the formation of Daesh, Paris terror attacks, Brussels terror attacks, etc
>>58951204
ah yes i see
was doing same. made a little gay pint of tea now and going try some more revision
>>58951665
anything other than a pocketwatch is a health risk and no class
>>58951687
>>58951616
>8)
>>58951678
haha you're making it up you new twat
i remember during the election threads 95% of us were pro-labour and racist kippers were ridiculed
>>58951688
>Literally up until a few months ago, anyone who posted anything remotely right-wing would be immediately laughed at and bantered out of the thread.
you having a laugh there?
Effects of browsing /int/ (an ongoing series of anecdotes and revelations from yours truly)
>Start thinking everything is a meme
I mean everything; countries, corporations, my family, waking up in the morning, pissing and shitting, having a job.
>>58951026
I'm Northern Irish and know this lad.
Funny shit. He's a wee gimp that gets bullied
>>58951674
Rasheed
>>58951717
is your pocketwatch rolex or ... ? :)
>>58951717
>not spending thousands on a watch people will rarely see
fucking pleb
Post pictures of lads who in retrospect did nothing wrong
>>58951602
>>58951613
No it wasn't, you scumbags. We've been rorke through and through
Going to make pasta with mushrooms and sardines and a tomato-based sauce. Dunno if that goes but there's fuck all else in.
>flush three times
>it's still there
at least I can say I tried
>>58951766
what part of "class" did you not understand? *scoffs*
>>58951771
3 for £1 in china
>>58951688
Shit bait/how new are you
/brit/ was pro ukip for the 2015 general election and the 2014 European elections
>>58951746
Your newness is showing. The first signs of the invasion came when the refugee crisis started flaring up, but even after that it was Sanders + Miliband + Corbyn central until recently. Rorke was routinely laughed out of the thread.
>>58951712
>significant events such as the formation of Daesh, Paris terror attacks, Brussels terror attacks, etc
all due to right wing foreign policy
western intervention into iraq, libya, syria etc.
based Corbyn was against it from day 1 and knew this would happen
>>58951773
*posts a picture of my finger*
you: why did you post a picture of my finger
me: having a remorseless cheeky bum wank and in 3 days time ill look back n be like yeah nothing was wrong with that
>>58951688
>>58951744
>contratianism; and weak trolling; the posts
Craven; our idol, figurehead and Lord holy protector of the Gimmicks was right wing.
Sup meme-bros :^)
meme any good memes today?
>>58951778
I'm just glad Jeremy Corbyn is discovering the internet, don't take this away from him.
I'm ugly lads
what do?
>>58951836
always, there are many memes present at all tiems
too many (you)'s being thrown around for my liking
>>58951824
shite b8 m8
>>58951849
Become rich.
>>58951807
ah i see you've looked up the prices for some faux-rolex chinese iteration. very unrolex like of you. back to the cotton fields, slave
>>58951808
>rewriting history
Supporting UKIP was an ironic gimmick, any actual political discussion usually resulted in Labour and its policies being defended, specifically its economic policies which isn't surprising considering it's a general full of NEETs.
>>58951849
phantom of the opera mask
>>58951869
(you)
>>58951849
just be yourself
alri then lads, how are we doing?
>>58951602
4chan has always been right wing
>>58951900
Fuck off Brum; paki runt. Can smell you from here. Clean those curry stains from your shirt; tramp
>>58951900
2/10 try harder
>>58951602
/pol/ came a year ago and fitted right in with all the right rings lads
you're delusional
>two horse race
>Khan or Goldbergsteinsmith
wake me up
>>58951871
>I don't believe western foreign policy has led to the proliferation of Islamic terrorism
You do realise even right-wing people acknowledge this now? Don't be delusional, cuck.
>>58951885
no I bought them, but they turn your wrist green so they stay on the stand
only ever take a pocketwatch with me, gets folks dripping wet when you pop that bad boy open
>>58951387
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03se5SYv9ZZ
>all these arseblasted rorkes flying right into my net
>>58951849
just look good instead
>>58951961
We've always been at war with Eurasia.
>>58951977
green watch for a green horn
yeeeeehaw, prole
>>58951900
pretty sure ukip are economically leftist though so only paki neets need to worry about them
>>58951944
well desu~
and yoursen?
Kek I remember after ukip did well in the 2014 European election and the bnp did shite all the butthurt posts on here and /pol/ about ukip killing the bnp and them being anti British haha
>new radiohead album out on sunday
W E W
E
W
>>58951622
Mmm, basted turkey
>2016
>not owning a Rolex
>>58952028
Getting a bit heated.
Not liking this whole summer gimmick resurfacing again.
Might go take a shower.
>>58952013
for special occasions I haul a sundial around with me
>>58951602
this lad gets it
>>58952052
>radiohead
>relevant
>all these arseblasted rorkes flying right into my net
is there a bigger sign of being a runt then owning a fake rolex?
>tfw ran for election under UKIP
>tfw 511 votes
>tfw dad ran for greens and beat me
>>58951991
I am here to detect; brum
social construct etc..
>>58951811
definitely not
you're full of shit if you think this load of bullshit, there has been anti-muslim stuff since it was created and especially during the Election UKIP surge
literally just making up a history for yourself so you can continue to plug along
>>58952077
*clinks my rolex against yours and indulges in the special rolex handshake*
>>58952083
almost the next best thing
the true indication of class is stone lions either side of your front door
anyone who owns a rolex just got played by the marketing of a big corporation
enjoy wasting a couple of grand on something thats done by your phone now anyway
>hello I pay thousands of cuurency for a series of gears covered in pretty metals that tell me the time
>>58952121
That definitely happened
>>58951989
>pole-eee-a-boo
Will London finally be inclusive to it's islamic british population?
>>58952135
what would a fucking leaf know about it? it's called /brit/ not /moosefucker/
>>58952141
that voids the warranty
>>58952157
Fuck off, you're Irish. You've never seen a real Rolex in your life.
>all these limp-wristed, passive aggressive runts trying their best to troll
>they can't even comprehend the level of irony /brit/ has
>they don't know that /brit/ is a white supremacist chatroom and treat it like an afterschool meetup chat
*sings to all of you*
cmon skinny love . . .
>>58952157
>owns a rolex
>couple of grand
ha haha ha
ha
wow
haha oh
haha
ok
no
haha
i ca--haha
okay mate no just haha
Ken Clarke and Michael Heseltine should have been PMs after John Major.
Blair/Brown/Cameron have been utter shite.
stop posting slags lads I broke up with the gf only a week ago and I haven't got a replacement
>>58952141
What's your model?
there is literally nothing wrong with this
it's £10 and it's more /fa/ than a rolex
>>58952128
close, yet so far
t. from brum but not 'brum'
>>58952197
I've been here since before it was called /brit/
>>58952179
London will be the capitol of the entire European caliphate.
I hope the RSS Attenborough is vandalised or set ablaze
>>58952212
David Davis is better than fucking Ken clarke
*puts down my copy of The Times because I hear the runts rambling on about how they can't afford a real rolex*
looks like its time to grab the power washer again lads, the swine need a rinse
>>58952198
nah uh
>>58952222
no idea dad passed it down to me
>>58952229
yeah i've got a casio f91w and a rolex mate shall i take a picture? :)
>>58952166
I had a flyer and everything
Greater London is black
Sitting on the toilet
Ama
>>58951879
>>58951935
>>58951991
took this advice and it worked
thanks x
>>58952220
or what?
>>58952274
>David Davis
He's not bad.
What do you have against Ken Clarke? He's generally quite good.
#GirlPower
>>58952052
Oh shit Burn the Witch was just a teaser?
HYPE
>>58952283
Insert name here sounds like a top bloke
>>58952229
its a nice watch
I have their silver metal version of that
>look strangers, i spent lots of money on being able to tell the time, a rare luxury indeed only reserved for the rich
>>58951387
>Near a sixth form so got to scout some talent
>>58952244
/anglo/
who /anglo/ here?
>>58952238
Grime listening, weed smoking chill as fuck lad detected who is always off his head
you the one that claims to create /antglo/?
>>58952282
Make sure you do know, without the paperwork the watch may well be worthless
>>58951602
i remember years ago /brit/ was obsessed with game of thrones and there was the whole watchers on the /brit/ wall shit does anyone else remember that
>>58952229
ho ho, nice try
>>58952201
every single irish person is a billionare
>>58952334
you thought burn the witch was the whole album?
Looks like London will have a paki mayor
>>58952093
their single was pretty good ngl
>>58952325
Ken clarke is a rabid euro-phile 2bh
>>58952358
>Grime listening, weed smoking chill as fuck lad detected who is always off his head
all me
>>58952360
ive got the paper work but its not like ill resell it i plan to pass it down to my kids (god willing)
>>58952370
And they don't buy real watches you twat.
>>58951231
You don't ever buy from the menu, look for deals
>>58952229
>Owning a terrorist watch
>>58952401
;) take it easy big man. going for a spliff will take a big puff for ye
>>58952401
good lad
>>58952381
I don't really follow Radiohead and just heard it was a song that had been talked about for years. Thought they just decided to release it on a limb.
>>58952402
what's god got to do with the fact that women find you so disgusting they will never let them impregnate you?
>>58951343
yeah mate
true opposition produces the best government
>Not getting paid the £370 in overtime my company owe me because I'm leaving
Ah yes very impressive.
>>58952401
Fuck off westmids
>>58952400
I'll give you that. He is too pro-EU.
real nigga hours
who up?
>>58952485
>no loyalty
ahh yes, very impressive
>>58952485
take them to court mate
>>58952474
piss of heretic
wish world war 3 would start, life is just so boring
Utter utter shit, the lot of you
>>58952485
use empty threats of claims court etc
>Radiohead
>>58952493
*doesn't fuck off*
who /3consecutiveflags/ here?
>>58952402
My dad has a gold one, mine's only stainless steel but I plan on handing it down too. The GMT Master II is a pretty decent watch
>Must be prepared for 6.30 pick up in Milton Keynes and ready to travel to London.
Don't like the sound of this desu
>>58952470
They just released another single today
>Daydreaming
>>58952549
seventeen desu
>There are sometimes poisonous spiders in supermarket bananas
Fucking hell
>>58952470
there's another song already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTAU7lLDZYU
>wish world war 3 would start, life is just so boring
>>58952511
I'm getting a 10 grand pay rise by switching jobs.
