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British knights of frog smashing Edition
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crayon pop
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first for undead rogue
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I wonder if the Saudis would be content with a Christian Mayor in Riyadh.
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our nige
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leelee
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saw the oneitis' underwear at work today lads

shame i've already forgotten the image
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>wearing a watch in 2016

what is the point when we all have phones with GPS accurate time it's just unnecessary weight to carry around 2bh
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>>58950948
Reminder that whenever you see a British flag on /pol/ or a rorke post on /brit/ this is who is behind the computer
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>>58951003
>>58951008

austism
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Kyary
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fucked it all up lads
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>When you're waiting to hear back to see if you got a job or not.
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>I wonder if the Saudis would be content with a Christian Mayor in Riyadh.
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You lads put that muzzie in charge yet? Are you trying to start Children of Men or something?
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shall we talk about rolexes or do not enough of you proles own one- or i see you're all just too poor for one hmmm :)
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>>58951019
Probably more of a fashion thing than practical these days, unless you're on a night out and don't want to appear rude checking your phone every 10 minutes
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everyone laugh at this spastic
>>58950991
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>>58951003
i bet he's thinking "what an absolute pair of benders"
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how do i get over my obsession with a girl
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Having a look on the Dominos website even though I cannot remotely afford a dominos.
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gf
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>>58951044
this is very early in the day for you to be posting
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/brit/ has gone to the dogs.

It's official. No more witty gimmicks, just inane sputtering of useless junk. I am sick to the back teeth. Where's all the old lads? Why are you LITERAL children here? What is in it for you?

>look mummy! I posted the hat man again!

haha, fucking runts. You mask your shitty, reclusive and introverted life of poignant repitation with these fucking daunting "memes". You all need to take a good hard look at yourself - step back, inhale and sort your fucking life out.
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europe when?
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big feet
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>>58951077
while the sign is being buffed and repaired and all, at least try and adhere to the temporary replacement I put up
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>>58951077
haha what a fucking mug that guy is
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unpopular opinion: if we closed the borders to immigrants, no public service would be able to remain in operation
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>these pakis getting mad cos they were baited by an aussie
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>>58950969
He passes all the requirements of being elibible for citizenship since his mom was British
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>Reminder that whenever you see a British flag on /pol/ or a rorke post on /brit/ this is who is behind the computer
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k9jxsMb7Go haha
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>>58951108
It's the influx of non Brits that fucked it, that and the irrelevant fedora posts.
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>>58951108
>the hat man
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unpopular opinion: i have a better rolex than all of you proles :)
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Don't reply to him
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just came back from the club and I wish I got my willy sucked tbqh
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>haha, fucking runts. You mask your shitty, reclusive and introverted life of poignant repitation with these fucking daunting "memes". You all need to take a good hard look at yourself - step back, inhale and sort your fucking life out.
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>>58951092
Just done muh anki, taking a break from working.
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>/brit/ has gone to the dogs.

>It's official. No more witty gimmicks, just inane sputtering of useless junk. I am sick to the back teeth. Where's all the old lads? Why are you LITERAL children here? What is in it for you?

>>look mummy! I posted the hat man again!

>haha, fucking runts. You mask your shitty, reclusive and introverted life of poignant repitation with these fucking daunting "memes". You all need to take a good hard look at yourself - step back, inhale and sort your fucking life out
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how can people actually afford these???
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>>58951187
good grief
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>>58951170
rasheed
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my chakras are beaming

they are transmitting ... they are transmitting ...

"my rolex rolls all over your role- oh wait you dont have one, sweetie :)"

hmmm quite an odd message (:
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Lads, how long have you had to wait after an interview before being told you have been successful?

If they like you shouldn't you be told really quickly?

My interview was about 6 hours ago.

I've been offered job roles in the past at the END of the interview.
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>>58951003
nigey
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doing a cheeky post of a femboy's arse
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>>58951231
discounts and vouchers
last week my local was doing any pizza any size for £6.99
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>Tfw muslim Brit at my school told me I had internalized racism for being an anti immigration half-black guy

What a kek.
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>>Reminder that whenever you see a British flag on /pol/ or a rorke post on /brit/ this is who is behind the computer
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How long do we think Corbyn will last lads now he's royally fucked up?
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>>58951231
use the money you didn't spend on a rolex
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>>58951238
is what women say when i shine the reflection of the beaming sun off my rolex :)
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>>58951085
if there was a way i could send you money anonymously i'd give you some cash lad
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>>58951221
>>58951203
I'm actually fucking done with /brit/ it's utter shit now. go on then fedora post me, I know you will.
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>>58951181
irish posters are the butter to /brits/ bread
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Am I the only one who's sad that old-school Labour boys like Corbyn and Livingstone are dying off?

I'm not exactly a Palestine-boo (not an israel-boo either) but it was nice to have some actual opposition until we morphed into two clones of eachother with very small differences like the US has.

I'm not a Labour fan but I liked that they were different.
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>Britain is about to fight fucking Serbia
We're fucked boys
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Horse riders wear jackets with POLITE on the back so when you're driving up to them you think it says police the cheeky cunts
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>>58951309
No, the Irish are the shit to the Anglo's shoe.
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>>58951252
"We'll let you know" usually means get the fuck out, you're not suitable for this job
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>>58951309
>irish
>non brits
you keep on wishing that x
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unpopular opinion: without immigrants, our public services would come to a standstill and wouldn't be able to run
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>>58951301
smeg fridge and an aga tier desu
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>>58951309
You and some Aussies are alright, but everyone else needs to fuck right off.
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MAIL CALL LADS!

ooo okay sorry lads this is for rolex only members of the official /brit/ club

*listens to bass hunter and friggin dances :D*

DOTA! DOTA! :)
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>>58951308
Fuck off then
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Poleaboos NU-TRAXX appointment lasted about a minute

His mentor suggested he go sign up to a recruitment agency in Oldham (like she advised him to do a week ago via email)
She was very nice about it

Poleaboo set off to the bus station with the bus ticket his mentor gave him
The driver of the bus was a bastard like 90% of people in the industry are
He got mad at Poleaboo for not knowing how to use the pass

First time in 7 months being on a bus
First time in 7 years being on this route
Rochdale is actually quite a nice area

Some hipster looking cunt and his gf sat near me
bitch kept talking about bullshit and acting stupid

Wondered around Oldham town centre for a while before finding the place
Sat down on a bench with an old white woman, bigoted old bat quickly moved away

Felt like a lot of the white men there were eyeing my suspiciously
Saw a lot of mixed race couple and friend groups
Eastern Europeans infesting this town too

Near a sixth form so got to scout some talent

Got to the recruitment agency and they told me to book an appointment via the phone

Went home after struggling to find the correct bus stop

Lot of exercise, more than the last 7 months for sure
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>>58951309
More like the shit in a sandwich
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>>58951288
>trump having grey hair

uh..
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lets have a hand for the IRA

decent, british terrorists
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>all these (yous) and shoutouts from telling the truth.

Haha keep lapping it up lads, your tiny feeble minds cannot comprehend the level of irony I am on.

You are mere squirmy worms. A fine example of the bottom of the barrel of society.

Billy no mates. All of you
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>>58951375
dont understand your rolex-less tongue
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>>58951353
>anglo
>implying celts and anglos havent interbred for centuries

>>58951371
its not a phase mom
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>>58951309
Australians*
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>>58951409
*smashes your plates*
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Fug

In the interview I had on Wednesday they literally gave me the job at the end of it. But I don't really want it because it's nights.
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>>58951309
Agreed.

Get all the old Irish lads back. Sean.
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unpopular opinion: we need immigrants to run our public services, without them we would have no NHS
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>literally £18, 1800 pence for a pizza

is it gold plated?
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>>58951451
I thought you said the 35ker went well?
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D-D-DOTA! *gets the rolex out and starts shuffling*

lads how mcuh did your rolex co- oh okay dont worry sweatheart :)
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>>58951435
You understand so little
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>>58951439
>Interbred

My country's greatest shame. Stop bringing it up.
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>>58951343
yeah having two blairite parties is quite shit
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Reminder that whenever you see a leftist on /brit/ this is who is behind the computer
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>>58951439
>mom
i take that back
you're a fucking yank, yikes
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>>58951231
you don't just buy all the fucking ingredients separately you melt

deals save you about 50% on average

whenever i order pizza i get shitloads and spend just under £20 usually
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>>58951483
>we need immigrants to run our public services, without them we would have no NHS
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>New battlefield set in WW1

WE WUZ TRENCHES N SHIT
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>>58951108
/brit/ will always be shit as long as it's dominated by political crap.
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>>58951451
>the kpop autist is an unskilled worker applying for night shifts
No, I refuse to believe it ahaha
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>>58951499
you own so little lmao
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>>58951483
unpopular opinion: nhs should be privitised
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>>58951510
was going for the typical american tv show kid vibe
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>trying to wank in this heat
grim
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skepta in the new battlefield lads
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>>58951523
rather just play verdun desu
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Unpopular opinion: Invade Ireland again.
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>english people that think they are pure germanic anglo-saxon

Fucking LMAO. Literally WE WUZ KINGZ tier. English are a mutt race of belgae, frisians, normans, brunn, britons and MAJORLY BASQUE.

Look at your "germanic language" Filled with roman words. Utterly cucked by the romans from day one.`

You are the FOREIGNERS.
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>>58951523
Can't wait for the backlash on there being no women in the trenches
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reminder that /brit/ has always been a left wing and pro immigration general until the bigots from /pol/ invaded a couple months ago
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>>58951602
THIS
H
I
S
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unpopular opinion: privatise the rolex factory and send it all to me because /brit/ is too proletariat for them 8)
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36229468

based turkey
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why won't he listen, he is in grave danger?!?!?!

>>58951558
fluoride for your wrist chakra
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>>58951580
that cape seems like it would be impractical on the battlefield
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reminder that Britain the /pol/ invasion civilised us and put us on the right path.
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>>58951309
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>>58951616
Do people here not actually have Rolexes?
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>>58951026

Think he's on suicide watch tbqh
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>>58951574
Heat?

It's cold as fuck.
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>>58951602
>>58951613

No it hasn't you paki cunt. You reddit flaggers are the ones that invaded. Can't you remmeber during election time when everyone was cheering on UKIP and making fun of Milliband?

Fuck off children. Mummy's got the tendies on go run and get them and give us peace

hownew.ru

I am here to detect. Detected, detect.
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>>58951629
flouride for your role- hmmm
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>>58951602
Literally up until a few months ago, anyone who posted anything remotely right-wing would be immediately laughed at and bantered out of the thread.

It's a dual reddit, /pol/ and /b/ invasion.
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>>58951602
doing SEVERE doubt
considering what happened during the elections and prior

plus 4chan has never really been "left wing" as it is now, not SJW I mean, its always just been pro-freedom
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>>58951493
I thought it did, it felt like it did.

>>58951552
Where have you been lad? I blog on here constantly. I'm Eon's new evening operations manager on 28k. But I want this other job at a different energy company because it's 35k and not late shifts.
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>>58951602
reminder that people's opinions change over time, as a result of significant events such as the formation of Daesh, Paris terror attacks, Brussels terror attacks, etc
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>>58951204
ah yes i see

was doing same. made a little gay pint of tea now and going try some more revision
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>>58951665
anything other than a pocketwatch is a health risk and no class

>>58951687
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>>58951616
>8)
REDDIT
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>>58951678
haha you're making it up you new twat
i remember during the election threads 95% of us were pro-labour and racist kippers were ridiculed
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>>58951688
>Literally up until a few months ago, anyone who posted anything remotely right-wing would be immediately laughed at and bantered out of the thread.
you having a laugh there?
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Effects of browsing /int/ (an ongoing series of anecdotes and revelations from yours truly)

>Start thinking everything is a meme
I mean everything; countries, corporations, my family, waking up in the morning, pissing and shitting, having a job.
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>>58951026
I'm Northern Irish and know this lad.

Funny shit. He's a wee gimp that gets bullied
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>>58951674
Rasheed
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>>58951717
is your pocketwatch rolex or ... ? :)
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>>58951717
>not spending thousands on a watch people will rarely see
fucking pleb
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Post pictures of lads who in retrospect did nothing wrong
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>>58951602
>>58951613
No it wasn't, you scumbags. We've been rorke through and through
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Going to make pasta with mushrooms and sardines and a tomato-based sauce. Dunno if that goes but there's fuck all else in.
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>flush three times
>it's still there

at least I can say I tried
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>>58951766
what part of "class" did you not understand? *scoffs*

>>58951771
3 for £1 in china
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>>58951688
Shit bait/how new are you

/brit/ was pro ukip for the 2015 general election and the 2014 European elections
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>>58951746
Your newness is showing. The first signs of the invasion came when the refugee crisis started flaring up, but even after that it was Sanders + Miliband + Corbyn central until recently. Rorke was routinely laughed out of the thread.
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>>58951712
>significant events such as the formation of Daesh, Paris terror attacks, Brussels terror attacks, etc
all due to right wing foreign policy

western intervention into iraq, libya, syria etc.

based Corbyn was against it from day 1 and knew this would happen
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>>58951773
*posts a picture of my finger*
you: why did you post a picture of my finger
me: having a remorseless cheeky bum wank and in 3 days time ill look back n be like yeah nothing was wrong with that
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>>58951688
>>58951744
>contratianism; and weak trolling; the posts

Craven; our idol, figurehead and Lord holy protector of the Gimmicks was right wing.
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Sup meme-bros :^)
meme any good memes today?
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>>58951778
I'm just glad Jeremy Corbyn is discovering the internet, don't take this away from him.
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I'm ugly lads

what do?
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>>58951836
always, there are many memes present at all tiems
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too many (you)'s being thrown around for my liking
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>>58951824
shite b8 m8
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>>58951849

Become rich.
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>>58951807
ah i see you've looked up the prices for some faux-rolex chinese iteration. very unrolex like of you. back to the cotton fields, slave
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>>58951869
>>58951869
>>58951869
>>58951869
>>58951869
>>58951869
yewot
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>>58951804
>o
>>58951806
>>58951807
>>58951811
>>58951832
>>58951836
>>58951849

Jason genova
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>>58951808
>rewriting history
Supporting UKIP was an ironic gimmick, any actual political discussion usually resulted in Labour and its policies being defended, specifically its economic policies which isn't surprising considering it's a general full of NEETs.
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>>58951849
phantom of the opera mask
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>>58951869
(you)
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>>58951849
just be yourself
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alri then lads, how are we doing?
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>>58951602
4chan has always been right wing
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>>58951900
Fuck off Brum; paki runt. Can smell you from here. Clean those curry stains from your shirt; tramp
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>>58951900
2/10 try harder
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>>58951602
/pol/ came a year ago and fitted right in with all the right rings lads

you're delusional
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>two horse race
>Khan or Goldbergsteinsmith
wake me up
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>>58951871
>I don't believe western foreign policy has led to the proliferation of Islamic terrorism
You do realise even right-wing people acknowledge this now? Don't be delusional, cuck.
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>>58951885
no I bought them, but they turn your wrist green so they stay on the stand

only ever take a pocketwatch with me, gets folks dripping wet when you pop that bad boy open
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>>58951387
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03se5SYv9ZZ
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>all these arseblasted rorkes flying right into my net

>>58951849
just look good instead
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>>58951961
We've always been at war with Eurasia.
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>>58951977
green watch for a green horn

yeeeeehaw, prole
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>>58951900
pretty sure ukip are economically leftist though so only paki neets need to worry about them
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>>58951944
well desu~

and yoursen?
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Kek I remember after ukip did well in the 2014 European election and the bnp did shite all the butthurt posts on here and /pol/ about ukip killing the bnp and them being anti British haha
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>new radiohead album out on sunday

W E W
E
W
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>>58951622
Mmm, basted turkey
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>2016
>not owning a Rolex
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>>58952028
Getting a bit heated.
Not liking this whole summer gimmick resurfacing again.
Might go take a shower.
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>>58952013
for special occasions I haul a sundial around with me
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>>58951602
this lad gets it
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>>58952052
>radiohead
>relevant
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>all these arseblasted rorkes flying right into my net
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is there a bigger sign of being a runt then owning a fake rolex?
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>tfw ran for election under UKIP
>tfw 511 votes
>tfw dad ran for greens and beat me
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>>58951991
I am here to detect; brum

social construct etc..
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>>58951811
definitely not
you're full of shit if you think this load of bullshit, there has been anti-muslim stuff since it was created and especially during the Election UKIP surge

literally just making up a history for yourself so you can continue to plug along
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>>58952077
*clinks my rolex against yours and indulges in the special rolex handshake*

>>58952083
almost the next best thing
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the true indication of class is stone lions either side of your front door
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anyone who owns a rolex just got played by the marketing of a big corporation
enjoy wasting a couple of grand on something thats done by your phone now anyway
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>hello I pay thousands of cuurency for a series of gears covered in pretty metals that tell me the time
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>>58952121
That definitely happened
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>>58951989
>pole-eee-a-boo
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Will London finally be inclusive to it's islamic british population?
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>>58952135
what would a fucking leaf know about it? it's called /brit/ not /moosefucker/
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>>58952141
that voids the warranty
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>>58952157
Fuck off, you're Irish. You've never seen a real Rolex in your life.
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>all these limp-wristed, passive aggressive runts trying their best to troll

>they can't even comprehend the level of irony /brit/ has

>they don't know that /brit/ is a white supremacist chatroom and treat it like an afterschool meetup chat
>>
*sings to all of you*
cmon skinny love . . .

>>58952157
>owns a rolex
>couple of grand

ha haha ha

ha

wow

haha oh

haha

ok

no

haha
i ca--haha

okay mate no just haha
>>
Ken Clarke and Michael Heseltine should have been PMs after John Major.

Blair/Brown/Cameron have been utter shite.
>>
stop posting slags lads I broke up with the gf only a week ago and I haven't got a replacement
>>
>>58952141
What's your model?
>>
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there is literally nothing wrong with this

it's £10 and it's more /fa/ than a rolex
>>
>>58952128
close, yet so far
t. from brum but not 'brum'
>>
>>58952197
I've been here since before it was called /brit/
>>
>>58952179
London will be the capitol of the entire European caliphate.
>>
I hope the RSS Attenborough is vandalised or set ablaze
>>
>>58952212
David Davis is better than fucking Ken clarke
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*puts down my copy of The Times because I hear the runts rambling on about how they can't afford a real rolex*

looks like its time to grab the power washer again lads, the swine need a rinse
>>
>>58952198
nah uh

>>58952222
no idea dad passed it down to me

>>58952229
yeah i've got a casio f91w and a rolex mate shall i take a picture? :)
>>
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>>58952166
I had a flyer and everything
>>
Greater London is black
>>
Sitting on the toilet

Ama
>>
>>58951879
>>58951935
>>58951991
took this advice and it worked

thanks x
>>
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>>58952220
or what?
>>
>>58952274
>David Davis
He's not bad.

What do you have against Ken Clarke? He's generally quite good.
>>
#GirlPower
>>
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>>58952052
Oh shit Burn the Witch was just a teaser?


HYPE
>>
>>58952283
Insert name here sounds like a top bloke
>>
>>58952229
its a nice watch
I have their silver metal version of that
>>
>look strangers, i spent lots of money on being able to tell the time, a rare luxury indeed only reserved for the rich
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>>58951387
>Near a sixth form so got to scout some talent
>>
>>58952244
/anglo/

who /anglo/ here?

>>58952238
Grime listening, weed smoking chill as fuck lad detected who is always off his head
you the one that claims to create /antglo/?
>>
>>58952282
Make sure you do know, without the paperwork the watch may well be worthless
>>
>>58951602
i remember years ago /brit/ was obsessed with game of thrones and there was the whole watchers on the /brit/ wall shit does anyone else remember that
>>
>>58952229
ho ho, nice try
>>
>>58952201
every single irish person is a billionare
>>
>>58952334
you thought burn the witch was the whole album?
>>
Looks like London will have a paki mayor
>>
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>>58952093
their single was pretty good ngl
>>
>>58952325
Ken clarke is a rabid euro-phile 2bh
>>
>>58952358
>Grime listening, weed smoking chill as fuck lad detected who is always off his head
all me
>>
>>58952360
ive got the paper work but its not like ill resell it i plan to pass it down to my kids (god willing)
>>
>>58952370
And they don't buy real watches you twat.
>>
>>58951231
You don't ever buy from the menu, look for deals
>>
>>58952229
>Owning a terrorist watch
>>
>>58952401
;) take it easy big man. going for a spliff will take a big puff for ye
>>
>>58952401
good lad
>>
>>58952381
I don't really follow Radiohead and just heard it was a song that had been talked about for years. Thought they just decided to release it on a limb.
>>
>>58952402
what's god got to do with the fact that women find you so disgusting they will never let them impregnate you?
>>
>>58951343
yeah mate

true opposition produces the best government
>>
>Not getting paid the £370 in overtime my company owe me because I'm leaving

Ah yes very impressive.
>>
>>58952401
Fuck off westmids
>>
>>58952400
I'll give you that. He is too pro-EU.
>>
real nigga hours

who up?
>>
>>58952485
>no loyalty

ahh yes, very impressive
>>
>>58952485
take them to court mate
>>
>>58952474
piss of heretic
>>
wish world war 3 would start, life is just so boring
>>
Utter utter shit, the lot of you
>>
>>58952485
use empty threats of claims court etc
>>
>Radiohead
>>
>>58952493
*doesn't fuck off*
>>
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who /3consecutiveflags/ here?
>>
>>58952402
My dad has a gold one, mine's only stainless steel but I plan on handing it down too. The GMT Master II is a pretty decent watch
>>
>Must be prepared for 6.30 pick up in Milton Keynes and ready to travel to London.

Don't like the sound of this desu
>>
>>58952470
They just released another single today
>Daydreaming
>>
>>58952549
seventeen desu
>>
>There are sometimes poisonous spiders in supermarket bananas

Fucking hell
>>
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>>58952470
there's another song already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTAU7lLDZYU
>>
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>wish world war 3 would start, life is just so boring
>>
>>58952511
I'm getting a 10 grand pay rise by switching jobs.
>>
>>58952511
>slave away the rest of your life here
>else you're a traitor

>I run my business with irrational emotions
ah yes
>>
>>58951523
>>58951580
I'm absolutely furious Tbh

couldn't give a shit about the protag, no one plays for the campaign anyway
but I don't like the setting, they should have gone for 2143
I could see this going the way of the CoD: IW trailer
>>
keep my name out your mouth
>>
>>58952586

venomous
>>
>>58952563
>>58952589
listening to it now lads
>>
>>58952485
Threaten court
>>
>>58952586
it's a good job nobody here ever eats fruit
>>
There were actually black soldiers in WW1 lads. They were called the Harlem Hellfighters and they were an all black regiment.
>>
>>58952610
bruce
>>
>>58952594
so stop complaining about £370 you fucking weapon
>>
>We unironically have a Muslim as London mayor.

What the fuck is going on?
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>he didn't even buy his rolex
>his is a hand-me-down from 2006 his dad didn't want any more
>>
>>58952663
Did they do the harlem shake
>>
>>58952672
told you once and I won't tell you again
>>
if you talk about 0121 i know some serious people
>>
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Reminder that AOA comeback is soon
>>
What sounds good for lunch?
>>
>>58952663
france had a good few algerians and blacks from their colonies
dunno about the uk
>>
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got a new car lads

this but red
>>
>>58952714
in some serious places
>>
>>58952693
You losing your country.
>>
>>58952748
soccermom/10
>>
>/brit/ used to be left-wing and pro-immigration

Been on /brit/ for something like a year and a half and I can tell you that is a complete lie
>>
>>58952694
whats the point in buying a new rolex

all the new ones are mass produced in a factory in some shitty 3rd world country

you need one of the original hand crafted ones from the early 1900s passed down through generations
>>
>>58952778
/brit/ used to be so many memes
>>
>>58952737
we had used indian, Gurkhas and afircans. but not many were used on the western front i think
>>
>>58952521
why wait
take action right now
stop being passive and waiting for the tides to take you away
>>
>>58952693
Did you make that?
>>
Dapz on the map
>>
>>58952732
Lunch??? At this time???? what on EARTH?!?!???
>>
>>58952778
rorke delusiono
>>
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>>58952693
t-there's nothing wrong with that
>>
>Muslim Mayor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
>>
Having a VERY good birthday lads
>>
>>58952811
[–]ASSADWAZIR 5 points an hour ago

A huge Double Cheeseburger with Avocado, Large fries with Fry sauce, and a Chocolate Shake!!!(I'm on a Diet)

permalinksavereportgive goldreply
>>
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>>58952778
Been on /brit/ since it started and I can also inform you this is a complete lie
>>
>>58952772
soccermums can afford newer SUVs
also I wanted something with a lot of carrying space but wasn't interested in a pickup truck
>>
>>58952795
No

>>>/tv/69173737
>>
>>58952693
so you got KHAN'D
>>
>>58952851
happy 16th mate
>>
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>UK elections: Sadiq Khan 'has won' London mayoral race - live updates
>>
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>>58951523
>Sweden
>In charge of making video games
>>
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what shares are you lads invested in
>>
>>58952806
absolutely outstanding post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaDaGj94f6M

>tfw only 340 views
>>
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QRL: The frequency is in use
QRM: Interference from other stations (M = man-made)
QRN: Interference from static/thunderstorms (N = natural)
QRP: Low power
QRT: Closing down my station
QRZ: Who is calling me? (Who'Z calling?)
QSB: Fading, usually signals going up and down in strength
QSL: Transmission successfully received (as in QSL card)
QSO: Contact with a station
QSY: Change frequency
QTH: Location, usually the nearest town (H = home)

>tfw have to learn these off by heart
>>
>>58952794
im finished college and stuff and have a job thats decent
no m8s no gf means theres not much for me to do other than work and then do fuck all on days off
>>
>>58952851
oh, happy bidet x
>>
>>58951523
What the fuck?
>>
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>>58952851
happy birthday
>>
>>58952778
Right-wingers used to be laughed out of /brit/

Then we were invaded by /pol/

It's just a depressing fact
>>
is it weird that I am disgusted every time I look at a paki

maybe their skin colour reminds me of dirty or something
>>
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>Ah yes I wonder what car I will buy
>I know, something that has all the inconveniences of a large 4x4 but can't actually offroad!
>>
>>58952899
cocaine and MDMA
>>
>>58952915
piece of piss

what for lad
>>
the so-called conservative party
>>
>>58952884
Don't spread lies please m8

>>58952919
ta

>>58952930
got something on your nose la
>>
>>58952947
just buy a rolex
>>
>right wingers
4chan

>left wingers
reddit

spot the reddit users lads
>>
been on /brit/ since it was /romanbrit/ and i can assure you there has always been anti-pictish sentiment
>>
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>>58951254
>>58951003
our one seat
>>
might get a chinky for supper
>>
>>58952934
Not true, how fucking new are you
>>
>>58952969
Intermediate amateur radio license lad.

Haven't even done my foundation exam yet but I'm getting about 90% in the mock tests so I thought I'd move on and start doing intermediate.
>>
>>58953004
cannibals out
>>
>>58952916
you don't *have* to just work though
desu I'm in a similar situation and I've just being going to the gym more/hiking a lot and am working on getting a work visa to Dubai if possible
otherwise I might just take my savings and travel somewhere for a few years
>>
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>brad1.jpg
>brad2.jpg
>brad3.jpg
>brad4.jpg
>>
>>58952993
been here since before a system of writing was invented

no name /brit/ was best /brit/
>>
>>58950977
>>58950977
>>58950977
new
>>
>"We live in a post racism society" t. white people
>Lose their shit whenever a black person is on TV, in a film or in a video game.
>>
>>58953010
It's (You) bait la
>>
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>>58952998
mere simpleton.
it will be happening soon.
>>
>>58953051
that was funnier in your head wasn't it?
>>
>>58952934
the simple truth (and its easy to look back at archives and see) is that 4chan has always been racist, sexist etc. edgy teens and actual racists
when the website started most people were 15/16 but now people are aged so of course they're in their 20's and vote right wing

anyone who says otherwise either never went on 4chan years ago or is lying
>>
>The Conservatives have held Croydon and Sutton, Bexley and Bromley, Havering and Redbridge, South West, as well as West Central.

fucks sake was hoping for a UKIP win in my ends
>>
>>58952934
I've been coming here for over two years and /brit/ has always been right wing.
>>
>>58952851
happy birthday
no longer an infant
>>
>>58953084
>funny
don't use words like that in my presence, thank you
>>
>>58952899
got a diverse portfolio of funds m8. About 25% bonds and 75% equities.
>>
The white man is being attacked from all sides. It's instigated by the media which is controlled by cultural Marxists (Jews). They are blackwashing history. They are pushing ethnic people in prominent European roles of history. This has now extended to today. Muslim mayors. Black presidents. Wide spread uncontrolled mass immigration from countries not even involved in the Syrian crisis. Fedoracore me all you want. This is literally happening right now. I'm not wrong.
>>
>>58952947
literally everyone drives big cars here though
on the road everyone is in some sort of truck or "hybrid" car-truck

also the 2005 model is hardier than the newer "CUV" style ones, plus it has 4WD

I'll take it out with me next week and see how it handles
>>
>>58953122
he didn't he said funnier
>>
>>58953246
that's a word a bit like funny
>>
>>58953126
be a bit more specific..
>>
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>>58953073
>MFW the furniture shop prevents farage from buying more than 1 chair
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koiN6yB4GvI

sounds of the sir lads
>>
>>58951523
fucking lel

The worst was Google's Shakespeare where everyone in the picture was a nigger, even Shakespeare was brown.
>>
>>58953196

for what reason though
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