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It's time for annual Battle of the Nations thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo [Embed] [Embed]
>What is BOTN?
Battle of The Nations is a medieval tournament that pits two national sides together, usually fighting with swords and shields, but other weapons are allowed too
It's 21vs21 right now.
/balt/
Ha cocaч, быдлo.
1st for Brittania
RULE BRITANNIA
FUCK OFF ITALY
RULE
Fuck you and give me your (you)'s
BLITZKRIEG'D
Obligatory RULE BRITANNIA webm.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462543269216.webm
>>58946531
stop masturbating to anime and go represent your cunt, even americans got a team
ITALY BTFO
>>58946516
1st for italy getting blitzkrieged
>>58946587
Rule Britannia!
Go Germany
Why are they not helping their teammates ?
wtf
I hate you, sometimes, /int/
Then you post qt grills and I forgive you
Lol, Italians changed side mid battle.
STUNNED GUIDOS
HAHAHAHA WHAT ARE THE ITALIANS EVEN DOING
>>58946516
That pic again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>That one italian who tries to rush and everyone else dodges
>Italians taking break in middle of fight
south europeans everyone
BRAVO GERMANY
>let's just stand and watch our teammates get rekt like a bunch of cucks we are
kek
>italian "fighters"
>>58946646
Only ONE (you) !?
>>58946682
Thanks god, we've more nukes !
>>58946685
>literally falls down with basically no help from anyone else
>that one german who did a "bow down" gesture
>>58946696
>it's time to switch sides luigi
>mid-battle siesta
southern europeans folks.
>6 italians stop fighting for some reason
CATILINE
A
T
I
L
I
N
E
>Italians resting in the middle of the battle
Medi Pride World Wide
>Rome losing to filthy barbarians
History over again
>hey we've got an advantage right in the middle, shouldn't we push forward?
>nah, let's chill
What the fuck
>>58946713
qt, I said
itallians should just go home
and to think these people ruled the roman empire...
>>58946713
is she british ?
>next match
S I E S T A
I
E
S
T
A
ITALY, WTF?
>Italy just taking a break
>>58946629
>stop masturbating to anime
"No"
>>58946745
Literally Pompey vs Caesar
>>58946764
> ?
Are Czechies secretly French ?
Lol, SPAGHETTI LOW MORALE
what are the best teams in this LARPing shit
>>58946710
More than 300 warheads!
Third nuclear power of the planet!
shit my internet went down, did italians get BTFO hard?
>>58946742
barbarians are savages who cant respect the civilized ways of mid battle siesta
SCARED
OF
MOLDOVANS
Italians will ignore this thread.
Why are they chanting Chelsea?
>>58946813
russia 1, russia 2 and russia 3
>>58946813
Russia and Ukraine
>>58946827
they took break mid battle lmoa
>>58946813
literally any slav team
RIP in piece Czechia
we will blame Britbongs and French for this loss like usually. Or maybe Russia
>>58946827
Well, they decided to rest in the middle of the battle.
>>58946827
One half of the team took a break while the other half got slaughtered
>>58946836
The Moldovians are absolute madmen, one of them even got bashed pretty hard in the head.
GO UKRAINE
>>58946813
The soviet liberators of course.
>>58946813
Hohols and russians
>>58946851
Wasn't there some 1v1 or 3v3 tournament where the final was Russia 1 vs Russia 2 and the 3rd place match was Russia 3 and Ukraine 1?
Holy shit , is ukraine the Barca of this competition?
UKRAINE YES!
>>58946813
East slavs
SLAVA UKRAINE
BATTLE COCKHOLES
>>58946888
>>58946859
>>58946853
>>58946851
why can't westerners fight
Can't wait for Ukraine vs Russia desu
chello comrads
>>58946516
>2016
>watching chainmailtackle
>>58946813
Russia and Ukraine.
russia vs ukraine when, this is gonna be mess
>>58946934
>salty from getting QUEEN'D
>>58946920
They're too weak
so are Ukranians honorary Japanese?
Is America in this?
>>58946974
The queen is made in Germany, SO IS YOUR OVEN
>>58946796
good post
czechs getting fucked instantly
kek
>Over in less than a minute
ebin
dat was fast
Holy shit that was fucking quick
Ukraine is BTFOing again
Holy shit
Now that's just embarrassing.
>literally onehitted
f-fuck
POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA POLSKA
Blitzkrieg
Do they go down because of some point system or just when they can't fight any longer?
>>58947008
Don't worry fampai, we got more nukes
>>58947001
>Kamikadze
rip
>>58947026
GOES FOR THE COVER
ONE TWO THREE
STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD
>>58947003
Yes, already got #rekt by Poland today.
bulgaria needs to enter this to sweep up the cockholes and russocucks
>>58947003
yup
FINALLY
5v5
THE MEAT AND BONES
COME ON FINLAND TEAM 1
east op
>>58947064
pffiou...I feel good, now !
>>58947059
you fall on the ground, you're out
reason being you'd get fucking stabbed with a dagger by that point anyway
>>58947059
touch the ground with 3 points = you are out
>>58946920
>>58946981
the blood of the khan does not run through them
P-pepik are y-you alright bro?
>>58947081
How you doin on this fine day Rusev
How do we stop the slav menace?
needs more arrows and horses
>>58947003
got, France'd, Britain'd and Pole'd
>>58947115
>>58947112
They're big guys
>>58947127
RUSEV MATKA
>>58947003
>last prayer before the fight
>>58947127
good
poles should represent warsaw pact and destroy the filthy soviets 2bh
>>58947129
ranged weaponry
actual melee war isnt entirely meatheads mashing up against each other
>>58947112
>Dragonslayer Smough and Executioner Smough
Where is it taking place?
>>58947147
for you
>>58947112
>>58947115
The angle is what makes it
>>58947081
t.нaтoбoи
>>58947155
praying to the burger gods
>>58947150
xaxaxa it's machka not matka
matka means uterus
>>58947163
archers would get decimated by a cavalry flank so that
slav horsies fastest horsies
>>58947150
Rusev looks like he could wear that armor without any problem 2bh
>>58947157
The soviets are indestructible. Ukraine & Russia has been dominating this for years. You cannot stop it.
>>58946920
They think it's a fucking game.
We tricked America
The eternal bong rused us
Where are the other anglos ? Where is Canada ? Too busy trying to extinguish the fire ?
template
>>58947168
In Prague
So I'm rooting for pepiks whenever they're not against us
>>58946516
They should do a 100vs100 on a huge field with archers and all
Fucking Last Samurai soundtrack wtf?!
is there a winners bracket somewhere
>Kike knights
>Burger Knights
>>58947245
They're are gonna kill each other for our entertainment?
>>58947237
RULE BRITANNIA
I'm still quite upset about the size of this arena. Kind of ruins the fun because it's too small for 21v21.
>>58947081
the horse archery contest is down the arena to the left
>>58947242
God damn it, I'm going to Prague in just a month ;_; So close, yet so far.
>>58947215
>Ukraine & Russia has been dominating this for years.
if serblets or bulgarians enter we would dominate the sovietcucks
>>58947180
nah he's a lanky libfaggot
>>58947246
i swear i've heard an track from first asscreed in one of the battles
>>58947269
>Kike
Half russian actualy
>>58947279
>They're are gonna kill
What are you talking about, like it's right now just on a bigger scale
>>58947319
>with archers
>>58947290
we have 5v5 team
>>58947319
1, it would be just a huge mess and you wouldn't be able to see shit
2, archers
>>58947344
even if they shot real arrows they wouldn't do shit, fampai
>>58947290
They should enter as unified kingdom of Serbgaria and finally remove Russia from premises
or just use mercenaries like basically everyone here
>No Finland fighting today
Aww..!
It's fine!
>>58947237
rate hon hon
posted in the old thread like a mong
was wondering when this was coming back
>gg easy
>>58947360
where? i didn't see serbia on the list
A lot of these lads have shaved heads, do you have to shave your head in order to get the helmet on or something?
I suppose it would help keep you from getting too hot too
>>58947344
>what are larp arrows
>>58947386
based Rusev
>>58947424
Someone shoop the 9/11 tower meme into this pls
>>58947446
delet this
>>58947424
>>58947446
this pls
>>58947344
>>58947372
cant see any way how these things could hurt anyone especially when shot with a massive longbow
>a new meme is born because of our incompetence
>>58947424
Will France ever recover?
>that one faggot that tries to greentext on yt chat
>>58947415
this is 21v21
i think someone said that we are fighting tomorrow
Why is the USA in this?
>>58947386
i don't know about serbs but our sportsmen eat roid pills like candy we'd cuck them :^)
>>58947526
We won last time and didn't make a meme about it, anglos are just obsessed
JUANS
>>58947542
Knights of the White Castle
>>58947290
>serbia is in
>no first places
SHIEEEEEEEEET
>mexico
What about Australia, how are our chaps going?
>>58947546
this
>>58947523
Nope, because of these faces of englishmen and "RULE BRITANNIA" shout. Don't be so sad, enjoy the battles.
>mexicans
where's Trump when you need him
>>58947494
are rusev and shaemus bros or some shit? haven't watched wwe in a while
>>58947580
Honorary britons dw
How can eu weaklings even defeat such warriors? That's literally impossible.
>>58947546
>won last time and didn't make a meme about it
You should had ;^)
>>58947507
>longbow
>not composite bow to use while riding with your horde
shameful display
>>58947587
Yea, but he said "RULE BRITANNIA !" because they won
>>58946531
This!!!
Why does the woman have such a cute voice uguuuuuu~~
>>58947543
I thought it was just superior Bulgarian genetics
>>58947580
they stood upside down and thus lost
that's enough meming for me
but i really really like this meme
тл;дp
Who's winning?
>>58947618
>tfw oldfag and actually remember copypaste about him.
>>58947580
Probably will participate in 5x5, they weren't at 21x21.
>>58947619
We're not perfidious enough
>>58946516
I got banned mates for spamming Mexico needs to build a wall. What do?
>>58947589
There were in a faction called League of Nations with Del Rio and Barret. They were basically together on the European Tour, there's a lot of pics of Sheamus and Rusev generally having a good time.
Obviously there were split up not long ago, but I suppose non-kayfabe they're good friends
>>58947634
true ;^)
>>58947678
Stay banned.
>>58947637
DELET THIS NOW
>>58947637
Greatest ally ty
>>58947647
it's all for fun anyway
except when it's the french losing
>>58947629
BRAVO
>>58947546
You should have. Be wary of the Albion's boasting ability
>>58947542
Why is jewsrael in it?
>>58947704
Fuck off subhuman spic
>>58947637
noice
>>58947624
But if he hadn't said it there would have been no meme. Think about it.
>>58947719
>>58947716
Bloody anglos, stealing our old allies
>>58947637
This triggers the yank.
>>58947728
You can't bring one without the other
>>58947729
Enjoy your ban ;)
>>58947619
Why ? We have more nukes
>qt forgets germancucks
>>58946516
Haven't seen the men yet. There was the woman's 1v1 yesterday, I saw the Aussie girl beat Poland.
>>58947427
Try to think things through. An arrow incapable of penetrating the armour will have no effect, since they have very little mass and aren't exactly going to knock anyone over. An arrow capable of penetrating the armour still isn't going to knock anyone over, it's just going to poke potentially fatal holes in the participants.
>>58947741
Hum...yes !
so qt voice uuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>58947649
>Greg
>Oldfag
No, not really. What was it, like 2009?
>gercucks are so weak qts keep forgetting they even exist
top kek
Last years, Aussies bantered us...I think it's time to burn them !
>>58947800
Yes, I thought about this the second I posted it, the idea was good though
>>58947842
2009 was 7 years ago
>>58947875
Holy Fucking Shit
>>58947875
>SEVEN
>7
>>58947649
pls post
>>58947875
I don't like that meme,
LOL 1800 was A THOUSAND YEARS AGO
hahahahah so funny
Russia vs France
>>58947910
dem, she's a qt
>>58947933
Fuck off meme police
>>58947933
eesti pls
>>58947875
>tfw remember how in 2000 I was afraid my computer is gonna blow up thanks to Y2K
>it was 16 years ago
where the fuck did the time go.
Kill me
>russia vs france
Napoleonic wars all over again
this thread series makes me feel all fuzzy inside
it's like a friendly banter royale between european nations and it's not on some commie holiday but a medieval fights reenactment fair
>>58947933
april 2016 was 9 years ago
Hmm
>>58947950
What ? Oh, I don't even want to watch this...
>>58947933
>Estonia
>>58947618
Excuse me, my name is Sir Gregor.
I’m a 27 year old Slavic Gopnik (violence far for you bourgeoisie). I draw swords from by belt, and spend my days perfecting my swings and wearing superior Slavic cloth. (Ushanka, Adidas series)
I train with my Bastard sword every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak proto-Slavic fluently, both Runes and the Viking dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Rus' history and their Orthodox code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Russian visa, I am moving to Moscow to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a bodyguard for Putin or a horse rider!
I own several Gregorian crosses, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Russia, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak proto-Slavic as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Eastern Europe!
>>58947981
10/10
>France about to get their shit kicked in
Dis gonbegood
>>58947981
No, no, that's just too rude.
>>58947972
except this time, retreat isn't an option for the frogs.
>>58947981
perfect
>>58948032
They would buttfuck you as well
>>58947981
Now something about Russia please
>>58947981
too far
but it's no surprise, żmudzin aren't human after all
borogyino 2.0 incoming
>>58948032
Why aren't they fighting in white outfits anyway?
Sacre bleu, c'est like another 1812!
xaxaxaxa that fucking french autist tried a roundhouse kick
NAPOLEON BTFO
>france fucked instantly
GET FUCKED FROGS
>DED
Wow
Chill out, Russians
5-0
Does anyone have a schedule telling when each country gets to fight?
>Medics already
Russia 1 leaves no survivors.
>>58947910
Why they never show her?? :(
>>58948129
>>58948131
>this flag
>saying this
HNGR
>>58948157
I'm legit fucking scared of Russia 1
they're basically a rape band
>>58948171
>MUH NUKES STOMPED
Ebin keks
What can Frenchmen do against such reckless hate?
Wow! France really is shit. Sad.
>2-0
>2
>-
>0
FROGS
russia vs ukraina when
>>58947724
what is the Albion
I think they want to kill their opponents
>>58948188
>>58948193
>>58948202
Man, the other guys are RUSSIANS.
>>58948177
Pretty much all of Russia 1 are crazy MMA fighters or the type, they grapple, kick and charge with no remorse.
>>58948205
In final.
>>58948188
Surrender
they're used to it
>>58948177
RAPECULTURE!
There my safeplace?
>>58948177
It's becomes boring to watch them. They didn't lose a single match for all these years.
>>58948214
Yeah - and?
LIBERATED
>>58948231
Clean my toilets
>>58948242
And you CAN'T ruse the russians
Go go bratishkas!
>>58948202
I know right, these 2 bongs are gonna be a meme for at least a week.
Did she said Poland vs Hungary? I don't think i want to watch that.
italians getting rused pretty hard
are the threads being deleted on /sp/? why am I on this shit board
AYYYYYYYYYY
Belarus is kind of weak this year. What happened?
Another victory for the french!
t. le weed man
I feel kinda bad, now
Everybody is bantering us, we can't even win more than ONE fight, for slavs we're just bloody insects...
GO BELARUS
MACARONI REKT
REMOVE MUSSOLINI
Cyka blyat
B
>Team Latvia
Sergejs Jermolajevs
Artyom Gunter
>Team Estonia
Pavel Bondarenko
Ivan Gremov
Nikolai Bykov
>Lithuania
NOT PARTICIPATING.
Glorious /balt/ masterrace reporting in.
this belarussian eastern style armor is /fa/ as fuck
>>58948304
>yfw they enter the arena
>drop all the weapons and shields
>start hugging and someone brings beer
>instead we're having a Drinking Match
>>58948335
We were weak last 3 years in a row. But what's more funny is that in 2014 USA took 2nd place and almost defeated russians.
well won Belarus
>>58948338
Et tu, Finland ?
Do they do something else than grapling each others and occasionnaly shoving their shield in the other guy's helm? Is this some medieval judo tournament?
Time for the spics to build a wall.
EBLARUS
B
L
A
R
U
S
>>58948385
this pls
>mfw medi pride is represented by italy
just nuke us already
>>58948395
Sorry mate, we've got three teams in this as well.
Is the Mexico team all manlets?
>>58948387
Last year Belarus was much more solid, giving a lot of trouble even for Ukraine.
dat cheeky half naked loli
>>58948352
No surprise really you've been pathetic since 1812.
>>58948335
It's BEL 3, not BEL 1
>>58948397
The goal is to drop your opponent so wrestling is the easiest way.
>>58948397
Exactly. And you are losing.
>>58948486
Ah that's it probably.
Aww, brotherly love.
>>58948375
You still can banter on anonymous board, you know.
>>58948435
>Italy
>mfw Slavs wreaking everyone
>never trust anyone, not even yourself
Polish bloke got overexcited.
Hungarians getting fucked
last year was a better year
>tfw watching poland and hungary fight makes me uncomfortable
that hungarian guy was a beast tho
New thread?
hungary nooo ;_;
RULE BRITANNIA
>>58948649
absolute madman
We honor now
RUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58948680
>>58948680
>>58948680
New thread.
>>58948696
MODS MODS MODS
MIGHTY TACO
THE LAST OF MEXICAN
damn u russia
>>58945438
Seriously whenever I drive through Holland I wonder how all these people can stand living in entire streets, neighbourhoods or even villages made up of houses that are nearly exactly identical. There is literally zero semblance of individuality in the average Dutch house. And generally, as soon as there's a house that goes against the flow, it's so overdone it loses its appeal.
What's wrong with you people?
>>58949167
why did this get posted in this thread
>>58947542
USA ends up in every sporting competition whether we belong or not. You should be used to it desu.
>>58948627
What's wrong with it anyways? Magyars your new przyjaciele?
>>58947728
>>58947542
Because it's not a historical recreation event but rather a sporting event where man from modern countries fight in medieval style.
