why do hollandese people drink such small beers?
We prefer cold beers
I don't see anything wrong with this.
also
>hollandese
smaller beer is drunk faster, so your beer will be drank cooler.
We only eat the foam Ans throw the remaining part on finish tourists
SMALL
FOAMY
PISSWATER
>>58945153
British beer
>be in holland with me 2 mates
>order 6 beers because we know theyre tiny
>waitress looks confused but brings them
>few minutes later we order another 6 beers
>waitress gets all concerned asks if we dont have alcohol problems etc
>Polen
>she just shuts up and fetches the beers
>>58945193
Okay, which of the baltic states are you?
>>58945198
Looks good to me desu
HOLLANTI
>>58945236
Because you didn't order a meter
>>58945240
literally pick anyone and the beers are better than your
SMALL
FOAMY
PISSWATER
xDDDD
Czech beer is far superior to every other beer in Europe. Fight me. I'm from Bavaria, so you might as well agree, I'm an expert.
>>58945243
oi m8 git me a noice coppa-dat warm beer-aye?
>>58945312
you do know that beer is served cold to mask the taste which majority people don't like right?
>>58945293
Your beer hasnt been in space
>>58945293
>beer expert
fucking pleb
>>58945347
>people actually believe this
Hahaha, enjoy your warm beer mate, don't burn your fingers on the cup
>>58945290
3CL
FOAMY
BEERS
>mfw this is true
>>58945347
so then why order pints which are lukewarm the last quarter liter?
>>58945396
it's not a matter of belief you small foamian xDD
>>58945422
33cl mate, small foamy COLD beers
>>58945446
because men can drink a pint without the end getting lukewarm?
>>58945347
This. Hot beer on a cold day is based.
>>58945491
>hey guys let's have a nice evening out.
>chuck 2 beers in 15 minutes
>till next week guys I'm drunk
>>58945526
you get drunk after 2 beers?
>>58945491
a pint of british beer, sure. had to scour the city to find something with >5%.
>>58945558
2 liters in 15 minutes, yes.
>>58945526
2 pints here is considered teasing. you don't sit through an evening without at least 6+ pints
>be dutch
>spill one small foamy pisswater on self
>literally posioned by alcohol through skin contact
>call ambulance
>they all had one small foamy pisswater so they can't drive
>die
can not make up xDDD
>>58945570
the lightest beer we have is something like 4.7 and no one drinks anything under 5 ;)
>>58945579
but a normal beer is 0.5l, so you'd have to drink 4.
you get tipsy after 4 beers, the perfect state for "nice evening out" with "the guys"
ITT: Morons defending our shitty beers.
>>58945579
u fucking wot m8
no one refers to a liter of beer as "a beer".
>>58945605
>Be lativia
>drink beer
>burn tongue
>ambulance comes
>can't enter because pub is on fire thanks to the beer
>firemen come
>pub destroyed, 6 people died in the fire
>>58945658
german pub?
>>58945064
>>58945605
i did not even know there was a whole universe of 3-4% beers until I went to britain. 5% is the minimum to be considered beer imho, but poortier nonetheless. 6-7% starts to be real beer.
>>58945605
Ive never had an Estonian beer before but Saku lager was pretty tasty when I had it.
>>58945674
0/5
t. bantz rater
>>58945689
Beers here are not often under 5% but lagers almost universally are.
STOP DEFENDING OUR SHITTY BEERS, THEY ARE FUCKING SHIT
Have you never been abroad?
>>58945293
>It's yet another self-loathing "German"
>>58945700
we're pretty good at brewing lager type beers ;)
>>58945290
That's not a meter.
who /cheapestgarbagepossible/ here?
>>58945894
Me, but all Dutch beers taste the same anyway.
Euroshopper shit is literally made in the same factory as Bavaria-beer.
>>58945894
Reporting. This gem is £4 for 3l
>>58946067
Kys chav scum
>english: here's tour beer for tonight Danny have fun
>Dutch: HEY GUYS I HAVE THE FIRST ROUND AAAAAAAAY
>>58946128
Oi m8 ill have you know I don't live in a council house
>>58945894
>cheapest shit possible is still 10£ for a wine bottle
>>58946067
you win.
i've had a beer from a plastic bottle once
shits undrinkable
like really fucking horrible
>>58945293
nigga please
>>58946286
the presentation is good, but the beer is nothing remarkable
>>58946325
>t. alexander drinker
>>58946265
Its white cider made from onions actually.
>>58946412
>he wanted to play the belgium card
>he posted a fucking leffe
>not a posh lambic or trappist
>A FUCKING LEFFE
and fyi, alexander is a very good lager
>>58946151
Still a retarded idea
>>58946419
>onions
isn\t cider made from apples?
>>58946617
people make wine from onions too
>>58946617
You can make cider from pretty much any fruit.
>>58946250
you don't have cheap wines?
in Poland the cheapest alco you can get are those cheap, strong wine-like products made from fruits and artificially flavoured. they're reffered to as jabol/jabcok/sikacz/siarkofrut
around 1.5 USD a bottle of 0.7l
>>58946588
It's called a meter because you have to wait for everyone to fill their beer?
Alright lads, it's been fun. Time to go to bed with your shit beers.
>>58946765
>apache
>comando
>viking
this is some meme tier shit :DDD
our equivalent meme drinks which are not sold anymore afaik
>cosmos
>the navigator
>>58946909
time to go read the beer purity law you heathen
>>58945894
5liters of a wine sub-product +500cc of Rum flavored "firewater".
All for $4.
It's not a good deal.
>>58946286
This beer tastes like arse, Dutchee, just admit it
I had a quadrupel once, and 8%+ is too much for a beer imo
>>58946933
>this is some meme tier shit :DDD
cheap wine manufacturers aren't serious about their products, they joke about them because it sells.
Komandos was discontinued few years ago (RIP)
the third and the last bottle literally says just Wine. It's a brand of wine called Wine.
I've seen brands like Skurczy-byk (transl. as son of a bitch)
or Czar Teściowej (charm of mother in law)
>>58946464
>falling for the trappist meme
>falling for the lambiek meme
As expected from soviet shitholes
>>58948860
butthurt: the post
>American craft beer isn't even mentioned
Oh right start the >muh microbreweries
As if it's anything more than a meme argument
