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It's time for annual Battle of the Nations thread.
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>What is BOTN?
Battle of The Nations is a medieval tournament that pits two national sides together, usually fighting with swords and shields, but other weapons are allowed too
It's 5vs5 right now.
/balt/
>Mexico
3rd for KILL ME PLEASE
1st for spics getting fucked
UK fags are too weak lmao
STRONG
MEXICANS
>>58948745
it's UK 2
Stop fight, baka
Get this guy to build the wall
fuckin bottle the cunt!
>>58948680
Thank you Russia!
>>58948745
You got BTFO by us earlier chubbo
can anyone post the webm of the mexican and ukrainian/belarusian guy who just keep hitting each other in the head with their gloves?
I will organize a team for next year and blow the fuck out of Russia 1. Screencap this post.
>>58948680
So interesting thread
>>58948770
delet or we nuke
>>58948760
NOW WHAT FAG
>>58948775
FOCKING REKT
>>58948770
Spics gonna get anglo'd
A fucking draw? holy shit
HOLY FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
HOLY SHIT
>>58948786
t. pedojew
You have to remember mexicans are used to actual blade fights.
Not bad.
AZTEC'D
>>58948810
2 nigels couldnt take down a juan
weak anglos
Shouldn't mexican knights be dressed like this?
>>58948786
fucking nonce
FUCKING PEDRO
WITNESSED
>>58948770
i'd like to see them laugh against a nuke
HOLY FUCK
Well, I suppose now we know that one brit is worth half a spic.
>>58948866
They couldn't handle our nuke tier banters desu
mexico strong
>>58948804
Mate I know it might be confusing but you're actually American, not Mexican.
>>58948857
Shouldn't the japs be dressed like this?
TACO STRONG
>>58948810
>1 spic:2brits
just like IRL
>>58948913
>filename
>>58948898
your banta's shit mate.
Feels good to have a team that doesn't just get BTFO immediately this year
>that gigantic mexican and his minions
good fight mexico
>>58948964
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
get fucked spics! gg though.
Why don't they show the qt voice announcer :(
dat roundhouse
You might be losing, but you sure got style
France losing
Britain winning
Bizarro world
>>58948680
Ah, medieval hugging simulator is on again
>>58948964
like the amount of nukes you have
UK STRONK
mexico stronk too though
>Spanish mercenaries
>>58949062
>trying to force a nuke meme
Sad
fucking brutal kick from russia
Russian karate found it's target.
WTF
They're supposed to use their WEAPON, not their fucking LEGS
Based Spain, btw
can someone answer me if they're deleting the threads on /sp/ for this again?
someone tell the bydlos this isnt a pubfight and start using their weapons
dat kick lmao
>that charge and rekt
LEL
I wish I never come across russia 1 on the street when they are drunk
>SLAV'D
get fucked spain!
>Dat Russian terminator
>>58949113
Yes, maybe you're right, this sucks
PUTAIN
>dat low kick
kek
>those lowkicks
5pa1n got fucking rekt
>>58949087
kek
>>58949154
Yeah Russia sort of cheats, cause if this was anything like real life, while Russia tries to take out your legs they'd just get stabbed in the throat.
decades of bydlo selective breding lead to this, we had no chance
H-h-hi!!!
>>58949224
Not cheat, but plays dirty. they don't even use their weapons what's the fucking point in the medieval theme lol.
>>58949253
pls no bully, Estonia
>Kenny Mastropieri why russian armor not adidas???
Those Russians fight like veteran hools.
I bet they're not your regular autistic otakus like the other teams.
>>58949224
Everyone fights like that in this contest Russia just does it the best.
>>58949156
Someone tried to do one yesterday I remember but no clue what happened to it
BELARUS STRONK
medieval hugging matches are serious business for russians
>france
>>58949303
This. It's a fight, not a rapier duel, for fuck's sake.
>>58949368
STOP...
It just isn't our day
>>58949281
It's kind of true, russians have a pool of something like 200 people from whom they choose, hence quality. Many other countries have only like 25 people.
>>58949303
This. There are 1x1 duels where skill is more important and we do good there as well.
>>58948680
Wow, actually 4chan have a nice int too.
B
>>58949326
cool just made one this board is shit. no one will post in it because /sp/ is kill anyway
Our ancestors would be ASHAMED
>>58949281
exactly
fun fact: most of russian fighters served in military
iirc one guy even was in spec ops
>The Belarus armor
Sarranid Sultanate?
>>58949345
That's kinda gay.
THEN WHY AREN'T WE WINNING !?
Poland beats france before UK beats italy
>>58949458
>fun
Belarusian armour is pretty intimidating
>>58949473
I guess you just GAVE UP trying.
>>58949484
What if we tell them to kill ALL RUSSIANS ?
>>58949463
i think you meant that serb guy with Turkish looking armor and kolovrat sheld
>>58949368
>that guy that got choked from behind
>this serbian
scary
Here comes falchion pole again.
>[Muffled sounds from inside the helmet]
Kek.
summoning bulgarian who said that serbs would wipe OUR GUYS
>>58949517
Ferme ta gueule s'il te plaît, tu fais pitié.
>>58949404
>La piste est lourde.
>Et puis le climat... Très dur le climat !
>L'altitude, aussi...
>Et l'attitude du pulic !... De mon temps on savait être élégants !
>La nourriture des sangliers ! Les pauvres bêtes ne sont pas habituées...
>pole punching that frenchman in the head
based slavs
>dem elbows
wew
>>58949520
>>58949529
post pic
>>58949552
i said bulgarians would wipe out your guys
i included serbs because they're from balkans too but they're weaker
>>58949562
Toi, ferme ta gueule
>that frog getting rekt hard
POLE DISQUALIFIED !!!!
BTFO
T
F
O
>tfw we are getting frogged
booooooooooo
One of them is sleeping
SIESTA
>le punching pole
kek
>>58949600
nice moving goalposts
Bravo, France!
RIGGED
SHORT
POLISH
SWORDS
what'd he get dq for?
>>58949600
we cant beat the eastern slavs cuz they have much more experience and even better armor
don't lose to fucking france poland
>>58949596
BOOOOOOOOOOO
>>58949665
Thanks m8
Monsieur Montagne did a great job standing against these face punches.
>that frog writhing in pain
frog got kneecapped
>>58949687
It's not a shame, faggot.
>>58948913
>dat portuguese steel breastplate
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E
>Бeзымянный
>German
Wtf?
Bloody bongs being cheeky cunts
>frenchman leaving like a pussy
top kek
>Disable your enemy
>You win
It's no wonder Russian team does so well!
>>58949787
Filer à l'anglaise.
>>58949772
Take a wild guess.
>>58948680
Imagine going there with a real armour and a morningstar....
FRANCE IS ANGRY
>>58949868
why would you use the shittiest weapon possible?
>that French fighter with a completely white shield
2meme4me
>This battle
M-Maybe we memed too hard on France..!?
stop the memes pls
>>58949787
You've been taking the anti-french shitposting pretty seriously
FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE
>>58949884
Lemme guess, you would take a sword?
>>58949727
>that's when i learnt that all women are evil
JUST WIN POLAND
>>58949915
Yes
>tense movement
they are all just standing still
>>58949953
no this isn't even about the weapons
i was a wrestler in my sport school so i would just take people down if thats what it takes to win
I just want fancy sword duels, not armoured greco-roman wrestling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7lA7Fjal0Q
FUCKING CAMERAMAN
HOW COULD HE MISS THE TAKEDOWN
>wrestling with armor
What a shit "sport"
It's gotta be shitty to fix that armor every time
>>58949953
more like his bow and the horse
fucking tatar baka...
HEEEM SLEEPY
2V1
KURWA
>>58948680
Are they fighting or hug wrestling ?
I think that frog just passed out :D
double penetration
Make France great again!
(no)
Kurwa'd.
SIESTA
That was kinda epic, tho
Sleepy pepe
>>58950035
it's very exhausting
we almost lost to froggies
>>58950001
Me too actually, freestyle since the sixth grade.
But it's idiotic to wrestle armed men when you can bring a big spiky ball on a stick and smash.
>those italian voices in the background
MAMAMIA SPAGHETTI
France being like "REEEEEEEE MFGA"
he tried so hard ;_;7
Good fight frogs.
>>58950077
It really wasn't
inb4 italy switches sides again
Shite, that Italian captain.
wait, didn't someone shouted "Paris Paris on t'encule !" ?
>There are people that are unable to appreciate how grueling and tiresome the fights are and do not feel the tense atmosphere as exhausted fighters still battle on.
When is Britain fighting again?
>>58950158
RIGHT NOW
>>58950105
It's not a shame, dear friend.
>>58950127
BUT IN THE ENNNNNNNND
He wanted to sleep.
UK BTFO
PIZZA'D
>Losing to Italy
Shameful
ITT neet boys that never carried anything heavier than a laptop complain about men wearing 30 kg of armour not jumping around the ring after several minutes of heavy fighting.
>be british
>get SPAGHETTI'D
Italy bullying UK
>RULE BRITANNIAAAAAAAAAA
mfw italians are actually winning
I don't get why they don't use actual shield tactics, have they ever tried like a shield wall, or Roman techniques?
>LOSING TO ITALY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>58950108
just look at the videos the weapons are barely doing anything it's all hugging and trying to push the opponent down
>that one cunt doing nothing
>>58950149
some versailles fc hooligan probably
ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE
>>58950227
Be burger, get beaten by literally everybody.
Holy shit, dat kick
jungle is massive
>>58950248
Well, they're idiots.
I suspects it's the same people who were roleplaying elves at forest just yesterday.
ENORMOUS ITALIAN
GG italy this is actually a good fight
>THAT ONE KICK WHERE HE SAVES HIS MATE
CCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BLIMEY
How one enters the tournament?
Do I have to gather a team?
>>58950248
It's still a lot of force on a long lever
Polearm to the head knocks people down routinely.
>>58950224
I think when you're already tired you don't want to hit the other guy hard, be suddenly pushed and collapse from exhaustion. So hugs for everyone!
>that blade below the helmet
i-its not sharp right guys?
>>58950282
i know we got BTFO
calm down
>The eternal anglo cockroach, OUT OF NOWHERE
>>58950248
>the weapons are barely doing anything
i don't think you've actually watched it for more than 20 seconds
a strong blow from a polearm is often an instant knockout
Gabagool'd
>>58950325
BIN THAT SWORD
>>58950374
No the weapons are dull, but he could've got chocked.
>>58950358
there is 1v1 i think
>>58950358
http://botn.info/en/
>That one Italian just running around kicking people
WOG'D
>be british
>get MAMA MIA'D
"GREAT" BRITAIN
That was a really good battle
gabagool'd
>the running italian
kek
>sprinting mario beats drunken lads
Don't worry Brits, that was UK team 2, put your hopes up on team 1..!
HAHA, YOU'RE AS BAD AS US, NOW (no offence, Italy) !!!
Show some respect, now
that was a good fight tbqh
RULE ITALY
RIP Magyar Cigany
Why don't they remove those fence grabbing for one year, just to see how it looks
THEY LOST TO ITALY
Would definitely wear a helmet with this design into battle
Russians again
>about to get liberated again
can we use horses please, its only fair
italy btfo forever
>>58950499
Does Funland have a team in this?
How are the Russians so good?
STOP FAJT
russian are bloody mental
>>58950576
Yeah, we have 3 teams, 19 people.
No fights today, though!
>running knee
Russia are brutal
>Tfw Russia 1 is playing Dark Messiah of Might and Magic in real life
Fucking hell he nearly broke the fence
WTF is wrong with you, Russians ?
It's not fucking MMA, only "normal" people should be allowed to participe
>>58950540
Because someone will bring a horse and a bow.
>>58948680
How is Argentina?
>russia
rape train
staahp fite
>>58950597
you have to be REALLY GOOD to get into the team, this kind of hobby is somewhat popular here
>>58950654
Not white.
Can't wait for Ukraine vs Russia
>>58950645
If that made fights more like Russian fights, where rarely anybody grabs the fence like it's their wife, then I'd be all for it
>>58950672
Yeah yeah, I hear you guys have tournaments in Russia where only the winning teams can even get in to the Battle of the nations.
>UK vs Serbia
oh lord please deliver us from this evil
>>58950630
good game
shame multiplayer servers are down now
it was superfun in online
Fucking Russia god damn it
You're supposed to send pasty nerd LARPers, not veteran hools
>>58950597
They drink for Glorious Russia before a balltle.
Magyars have been liberted by the rape gang using russian colours
SPICS BTFO
Russia, just admit that you have paid some MMA fighters to represent you.
Slavs are fucking mental
BELARUSED
MEXICO FUCKED INSTANTLY
SPICS BTFO
>tacos
>>58950735
Someone should make a russia 1 kick compilation
Wow, Belarus strong. Was it Belarus 1?
>>58950597
They take it quite serious. Most other teams are either drunk or just some nerds.
>rapid moving mexicans
>dat spic
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
WHY THE FUCK IS SHE SAYING "STOP FIGHT" IT SHOULD BE "STOP FIGHTING" OR "STOP THE FIGHT" WHAT THE FUCK
>>58950877
no bully the maiden announcer qt !!!!
FRANCE 1 BEST TEAM
THANK YOU REDPILLED MEXICO
>>58950877
>t.American spy in Eastern Europe
>>58950786
Ok, you exposed us. Satisfied?
spain about to get kurwa'd
>>58950877
It's qt
>>58950740
Unfortunately, we only have veteran hool LARPers. Be thankful that Mushroom Elves all died from drug abuse
mexico wants to really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
>>58950910
Team 1's are always hardcore, good luck!
Last year i almost died laughing. Those larping faggits who got btfo by Russia are still on life support.
Slavs have no honor, we take random people, and they take fucking MMA Fighters
>>58950877
Only a Pole could be this autistic about English grammar.
spain is to my liking
POOOOLSKAAA
BIAŁO-CZERWOOOONIII
>>58950266
>2016
>supporting Paris since the Sarasins bought them and pumped infinite monies into the club
>not supporting traditionnal clubs like Jeanne d'Arc d'Orléans or En Avant Du Guesclin
fucking bandwagonners
>>58950959
Thanks, lad
I hope they won't make me kill myself
Lmao this going to be good.
GO POLAND
>>58950989
sure...
Hi everyone.
This thread has too many Poles, please can some of you leave so we can enjoy a more diverse range of flags in this thread?
Thanks.
>>58951043
Remember to meme when you're on camera.
>>58950877
autism
>>58950630
You hit me right into feels. I think I replayed the game like 29 times, and back then I didn't even have a good pc, it was lagging.
POLAND BTFO
>>58951079
FIGHT, RANDOM IVAN ! DO IT FOR THE MOTHERLAND !
>that pole headbutt
fucking brutal
Finally, Poland is using their head
>>58951043
Can you afford to buy the armor?
>>58950989
You are now aware that half of some non-Slavic teams are Slavs. They are just really good at Buhurt.
>>58948680
What's even the point of the weapons? They just wrestle each other
>>58951043
You should get a couple friends to do it with you and make a team desu
ESPAÑA
FIGHT AND WINNNNNNN
DO IT SPAIN
oh shit niggers I was there
it was great
RING OUT
POLAND WINS
Good fight Spain.
>>58951147
Is it against the rules to just throw down your weapons and wrestle?
Polskaaa biało czerwoni
>>58951043
armor is quite expensive
also if you have shekels get some sandnigger mameluk armor for diversity
That ring out was actually pretty clever
YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>58951129
Azeris are the oilniggers of the Caucasus region, they are relatively wealthy.
i love that some of the audience is in period clothing
Why does mexico even have a team?
>>58951147
Weapons are really matter in 21vs21. In 5vs5 restling is more important.
>>58948857
more like this desu
THAT FUCKING FLIP
POLAND BASED AS FUCK
WTF
>that Spanish fatty
If Spain was allowed a Siesta mid match they would have won desu
>>58951200
If you lose your weapon you either have to get a replacement or you're out
This is the new Eurovision.
>roleplaying a warrior like some autistic faggots of an age where everyone was lice/tick infested and reeked of pig shit.
I'll just stay home and play Arma 3 online stank you smelly much.
>UK 2 vs Serbia 1
is that giant argentinian back this year?
Hungary ? TRIANON 2.0 !?
>Serbia 1
It's ogre
>>58951334
They will remove the kebab hardcore
>>58951129
I have a 16th century Maximillian, mint condition, lmao. I wonder if they would let me use dull zweihander.
>>58951220
Naah, eastern armours suck badly, m8.
>tfw no chubby fertile wife to tend to my armour
REMOVE PAKISTAN
>>58951334
>>58951350
REMOVE SADIQ
>>58951370
>>58951370
>>58951370
New thread lads
>>58951325
Dude a Russian LARPer would leg drop you a new asshole.
>>58951269
>Mexicans wearing Queropeco armour
lel
>>58951269
what the fuck is that spic thinking going against a moor with a wooden/obsidian weapon?
>>58951268
*wrestling
>>58951325
>NEET butthurt
10 centuries of pure entertainment. Stay mad.
REMOVE FISH AND CHIPS
>>58951442
That's not even his final form
>>58951446
superior obsidian weapon knapped 1000 times
Great thread
>>58950805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYZRskNV3w
>>58951482
Im just saying this shit would have been way more entertaining if they really did fight to the death with real weapons n shit, LIKE THEY DID IN THOSE DAYS!!!!
pic related, it's a tungsten medieval mace head I found metal detecting last summer.
It's cracked because I believe it was damaged smashing some thick skulled idiot.
>Battle of the Hugs
It's couse we poor
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