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farewell to London edition
1st for me
crayon pop
will rasheed khan be the new mayor?
leelee
ya know *coughs profusely*
>>58895659
sucks
Reckon she looks a bit like pepe?
first for Swede butthurt and Straya
>>58895687
>kira
message her some extremely autistic death note reference
AUSFAGS BILL SHORTEN JUST PROMISED A FULL FTTP NBN GOOBYE LIBTARDS LABOR WON THE ELCTION TONIGHT
>>58895687
looks like a lesbian feminist chinky pepe
>>58895687
>has her hand near her chin
>PEPE! SHE'S PEPE! MUH MEEEMES!!
Remember when you were a kid and religious extremists were Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on your door? Now it's mad Muzzies blowing shit up. Eee bah gum.
honestly can't stop watching this
https://youtu.be/C2Q7SMIQumA
everything about her is so cute
she'll never know who I am
>>58895663
i'm only voting for him cos it upsets everyone here aha
Ate my first ever pear yesterday lads.
I went to Waitrose with mother and asked her what the fruit next to the lychees and star fruit were and it turned out they were pears.
It was too mealy, I didn't like it very much.
/lifelong/ here
just popping out to vote for my boy Sadiq
Captain Cook mentioned!
>>58895725
a mealy mouthed reply
>>58895724
just hope he doesn't take a meme stance on development
>>58895714
Uncanny
>>58895725
don't know what to make of this desu lad. how did you get to know lychees before pears? pears are entry level, lychees are pretty advanced fruit. starfruit even more so. did you grow up in a jungle?
>>58895772
>tfw failed my exotic fruit license exam for the 5th time
mum went ballistic she's threatening to throw me out
reminder lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36203956
London Borough of Bradford here.
Bud-bud-ding!
>>58895719
>Saoirse
That an Irish name?
Voting to stay in the EU now lads
Dear Rasheed:
London is a shit hole.
Sincerely, Rorke.
>>58895680
first thing I notice about this image was the smiley face on the toilet seat
>>58895820
Pakistani
>>58895725
How old are you lad?
>>58895837
How demeaning
>>58895837
Dw, only homosexuals would notice the girl first.
>>58895807
oh my god stop going on about it
yes she lost her son, so what? it happens, move on
the real victims are the muslims who will no doubt be targeted by far right groups such as BF and made to live their lives in fear
>>58895835
>he fell for the muh trade ruse
lel
>>58895837
>no penis
>>58895772
I knew working class people eat pears, I've just never ate one.
If we are talking entry level fruit I have had apples but I prefer them cooked, raw apples are too hard and annoying to eat. I can see the appeal of pears in this area at least, they yield more easily to the fruit knife and fork.
>>58895837
>all those papers on the floor
looks like she studies in the bathroom
and who hangs picture frames above the toilet?
what the fuck
what the fuck?
>>58895837
must have weird nipples
>>58895872
>I've just never ate one.
Sorry for the horrid grammar lads, I only just woke up and I'm waiting for breakfast.
>>58895845
I'm 22.
>BBC is calling today "Super Thursday"
>>58895837
shit body
Bantz
not even voting lol
genuinely not fucking arsed
ww@
>>58895837
>I don't see any toilet role holder?
>Notice the kitchen role
dirty.
>>58895837
When one gf crossed her legs like that it meant she hadn't washed properly. I'd still be in there and she knew I would. Those little torpedoes of toilet paper didn't bother me. I'd pick them out and eat it anyway. Bitch knew. I miss it.
Climate change and the rise of the far-right in Europe are the two greatest threats we face today
>be Polish
>don't have citizenship
>can still vote in local elections
Guess whom I've cast my vote for haha.
https://youtu.be/fnS6S3rX8BQ
ah yes... another year passes gfless
>>58895969
*opportunities
>>58895935
Haha, nice one! Thank you Milo Yiannopoulos® online e-marketing team member!
voted for rasheed khan lads
>>58895973
Nigel Farage?
Shan't be voting today.
Far too busy having a wank and eating chocolate and then not brushing my teeth afterwards
going to zurich for a few days on saturday lads. looking forward to posting with a square flag ngl
>>58895837
>plunger on the floor
disgusting
all that bacteria
>>58895969
I'm more worried about them asteroids desu
>>58895719
:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=938Q8uBpR5k
having a chuckle
>>58895950
she obviously uses kitchen roll instead
for some reason it's in the sink
maybe she just has a really crusty huge arsehole
>>58896004
No la he didn't run. I've considered Whittle but ended up voting for Goldsmith.
Polish minority forums have been going mental over having to choose between a Muslim and a Jew though it was hilarious.
>>58896017
oh fuck off, just woke up
>>58896002
>homophobia is now okay
okay, make up your mind sugarplum
>>58896054
doesn't flush properly and makes your bum sore. don't recommend it desu
>>58896033
>ywn be locked in with Saoirse
watching rocket launch
>>58896098
used newspaper to wipe my bumbum once
had the news all over my arse
talking to a kg on tinder, might make her my kgf
>>58896083
>role
>>58896107
Rocket launch?
>>58896115
How long you been waiting to use that one?
>>58896115
did it flush ok? can't imagine it would
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk
Don't think she's going to reply lads :(
>>58896132
yes rocket launch
>>58896033
any rare chubby sersh's?
>wanna go on a lunch date sometime?
>>58896121
I matched with your mum and now I'm talking to a 90kg on tinder
Everyone's been through the out of toilet paper walk at least once.
>>58896156
>Read Yesterday
When I was young, couldn't stand to believe it
somewhere there was the sun left to shine
Now my heart wont be still until I've seen it
It wont be still until I've made it mine
>>58896072
Mate you do know there is a polish bloke running right?
>>58896156
onto the next one
>>58896132
don't be a party pooper
>>58896156
>lunch
Coffee or drinks, nerd
Just voted for the Homes For Londoners party
>>58896222
what is this some Yank sitcom?
>>58896202
Yes and he's a dumb cunt claiming to have a made up Polish ducal title.
>>58896222
>coffee or drinks
Pretty sure coffee is a drink you bloody spastic. Don't ever reply to me again.
>>58896157
SpaceX? it's been delayed..
>>58896239
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>58896156
don't beg mate
women find that very unattractive
you're meant to just casually drop it in and gage the response
>>58896245
Can he reply to your son?
>>58896190
Made my day
Just voted for the Homes For Migrants party
>>58896260
Shut up you meme spouting imbecile
doing eggy farts
>>58896144
yes lad
>>58896245
pretty sure "coffee" means sex
>uni students
>>58895935
Who the fuck are these people?
>>58896253
no Tim Peake
>>58896282
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.
>hey stacey, I was wondering if maybe after math class we could go and get some shakes?
just voted for the candidate that upsets you the most
>>58896289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgkBWZXVLyk
>>58896299
yeah just vote for the refugees welcome paki party instead
>>58896299
*votes UKIP instead*
>>58895633
Voted for UKIP then tory, but khan will probably get it, unfortunately. This truly is the end.
>>58896299
This is Nob.
Nob claims to be "working class" but has never worked a day in his life and survives on undeserved government hand-outs.
If he were an actual contributor to society, the Conservatives' policies would actually apply to, and benefit him.
Don't be a Nob.
Get a fucking job.
>>58896335
If you don't like pakis vote BNP or something mate Christ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb6Jc4juSF8
>>58896340
its more just how condescending and smug it is.
>mummy and daddy payed for me too go too uni so I'm smarter than you and you vote for thinks I don't like cause you aren't educated like me
really glad I'm graduating soon
>>58896379
>voted UKIP
wasted vote Tbh mate
there's no way Khan won't win
>>58896387
t. paki student
London bridge is burning down .
burning down
burning down
fucking hell the racism itt is palpable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrUDftDkH3E
Alri lads
>>58896427
As long as he voted Goldsmith second, then he still basically voted for the Tories since UKIP won't get over 10%
>>58896427
>Khan
Australians can be politicians in Britain?
>Muslims aren't taking over!!!11
>fucking hell the racism itt is palpable
>>58896410
>being a Tory is somehow an insult
bog off scouser
>>58896329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0E0ynyIUsg
*farts*
*blames it on you*
nothing personal kid
Trade unions should be given more power
>>58896462
shit banter
just stop burgerboy
>>58896453
Just had a look in there mate and I can't see you
>>58896299
Haha they've called this fictional character Nob even though Nob isn't a real name. But have you noticed, right, that Nob actually sounds like "Knob" which is a common derogatory slang term for a man's penis. So what they're actually saying is that working class Tory voters are... wait for it... knobs! Can you believe it? It took me a while to understand it because the subtlety is so complex that only a mastermind could read between the lines!
>>58896455
ah I totally forgot the mayoral elections use SV
non-whites shouldn't be allowed to vote in a white country
we wouldn't be allowed to vote for the white power party in brownistan
>>58896463
Don't be racist lad
I Khan believe you cockney bastards are voting an isis supporter in
>>58896549
this won't have happened if you didn't let women have the vote
might go and vote
although I don't know what it is I'm voting for
>>58896462
the leader of the Green party is a fucking femme-Bruce
>>58896469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRGrNDV2mKc
>>58896561
That is a load of bollocks
the UAE is literally importing sand because their own sand is unsuitable
Reminder to vote Britain First.
>>58896570
That's called a Sheila
>>58896156
>read yesterday
feel like killing myself lads
>>58896567
Just put a cross in the box that says George Galloway next to it lad
>>58896617
How so
>>58896626
that's only a Bruce term
>>58896508
KHAN'D
>>58896623
>not BNP
Just look at this based character
>>58896156
>no pls respond
what are you doing?
>woman framed her dead kid's medals
>literally just the "Also Participated" and a fucking mong gong
Army families are cringey as fuck
>>58896500
true
*stumbles into /brit/ and passes out on the floor*
>eat food
>get more hungry
ah yes very impressive
>>58896774
*rubs my bollocks on your forehead*
>>58896806
Typical yank
>>58896619
Can we ban this fucking nigger please?
The only thing I look forward too is going to sleep, and even then I hope I don't wake up.
How shit is my life?
getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon lads
>>58896806
just can't stop being fat can you chunky
>>58896904
Getting my daily dose of Dave Rubin
>>58896898
get a grip you sponge
>>58896898
Not shit at all, everybody loves sleep. You're nothing special mate.
>>58896619
unsuitable for what?
>>58896605
like this image lol
you're just a pooey poo-poo doo-doo head
>>58896904
>watching Sargon of Accuck videos
>>58896904
tut tut famalam
>>58896951
better.
>>58896774
I teabagged you too.
Checked you were okay, put you in the recovery position and buggered off.
>>58896898
I tried so hard
>>58896774
too many brothers
not enough sisters
What are some variations of "Semen Demon" /brit/?
>>58896904
More like Quadroon of Mossad
>>58896977
lel
>>58896992
F off hideki
>>58896960
Rid me of this melancholy, lad. I beg of you.
>>58897034
spunk monk
>>58897042
why does moly cry
>Charlotte Church says voting Plaid Cymru
Didn't she campaign for Corbyn?
>>58896605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOzs1FehYOA
The only thing I look forward to is wanking
I have nothing to do so I just wank 2 - 3 times everyday
*dies of congestive heart failure*
>>58897081
You mean a millionaire is a hypocrite!?
>>58897034
erectile entrepreneur
>>58897114
rip in piece jeff cohen
>>58897114
*resuscitates you*
>>58897092
life is what you make it m8
you're going to get no where sitting in your room all day, surrounded by empty coke tins and festering tissues watching anime
Why arent i gettin captchad
>>58897079
5/10
>>58897141
I prefer Erectile Projectile, but the ridiculousness of this is still good. 7/10
I don't think I can talk to her, I'll just end up calling her Janny and asking whether she does it for free
>>58897034
testicle receptacle
>>58897114
*pulls out my stanley knife* Well he's not going to be needing these any more haha
>>58897184
>you're going to get no where sitting in your room all day, surrounded by empty coke tins and festering tissues watching anime
Literally me except anime
>>58897081
When?
>>58897221
had to hold back some water in my mouth
look at my digits
why do my british online friends call me minge mclonghead
going to shag the fucking shite out of the gf tonight
Some prick's half inched my fucking knife lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs
>>58897259
probably because you're dutch
>>58897241
>I like moonlit walks on the beach
bitch has seen too many movies lmao
>David Cameron has no intention of withdrawing his claim that Donald Trump was "Divisive, stupid and wrong" to call for a ban on Muslims entering the US, Downing Street has said.
brexit when
>>58888888
>>58897263
don't follow best song
>>58897259
hahaha, well deserved probably.
>>58897243
Last year when he was running for leadership
>>58897335
>deleted
Did the janny get a bonus for this?
>>58897338
Rooster is best song. meme song too. And so is this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
imagine being called Benjamin haha
fucking hell
Benderminge! hahaha
oh fuck I can't
why aren't you listening to viper right now
>>58897372
>10k posts ago
utter weapon
Got to say, I hate UKIPer, racists, islamaphones, Tories, bankers, footballers, Britain first supporters, homophobes and misogynists
And they're all the same person!
searching for love is like finding yourself
when you find yourself, you find love
>>58897337
Here's your chance US
Watch your calories, Bearo.
>>58897409
All me
>>58897405
haha
*burst of adrenaline tingles up spine and legs*
>Got to say, I hate UKIPer, racists, islamaphones, Tories, bankers, footballers, Britain first supporters, homophobes and misogynists
>And they're all the same person!
>>58897510
not going to lie lads, Cameron for all his fault is very attractive
>>58897495
Thought that were gonna be Gail Platt from the thumbnail
>>58897510
Do one of Corbyn
>>58897546
A shiny face does not make a man
>>58897546
The misses asked if I was voting for him because we look similar
Wasn't sure how to take it 2bh
>A shiny face does not make a man
>>58897596
>I quote everything that gets posted here because I'm autistic like everyone else
>>58897567
not gonna lie I did just want some recognition
>>58897569
He's not a faggot for saying that. Dave is a good looking man. It's true.
>>58897510
"cheeky banter with the lads"
>tfw your idea of cheeky banter if fucking a severed pigs head
>>58897569
I'm ok with this desu
>>58897639
That's extremely cheeky
arranged to go out with some girl last night
told her I was finishing work around 5 and I'd call her around 6ish
so she calls me at exactly like 5pm, which I ignore so she calls again a new minutes later and then again a few minutes after that. This goes on for like 20 minutes, I had 8 missed calls from this girl.
what is wrong with women
>polling station is literally 400 yards from my house
>still cba to vote
someone do it for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOnSh3QlpbQ
>>58897624
are you?
cool
>>58897692
Why didn't you pick up the phone you fucking mong
Accepting bf applications
going to fucking ragdoll the gf tonight
>>58897733
because I was at work and said I'd call her at 6
not that hard mate
Looking this footage of leaders going to vote, Sam Cam has a proper nice arse.
>>58897722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
>>58897764
gonna have sore wrists in the morning then aye
Lads some police just showed up at my drug dealing neighbour's house. He assaulted some guy today and told him to never come back. Overheard them talking about a search warrant.
>>58897787
kek
>>58897409
Hi Rasheed
>>58897778
yummy yummy bum fruits
Just had a call, apparently the police are knocking about my operation in Australia
Might have press the ol' self-destruct button and take out the whole neighbourhood tbf
>>58897585
post face.
>>58897799
Overheard something about a stolen motorbike. Dude is probably going away for awhile this time hopefully, I believe he's on probation.
>>58897832
He's such a miseryguts ever since he got Konnie Huq'd
>>58897876
69th image
noice
>>58897763
*applys*
drank too much last night hahahahahah
>>58897787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
>>58897876
Tbqh lads, he looks bloody good for his age.
Why do you call Moslems "Muslims" lads?
>>58897849
pls no
I like Brooker, but this is such a faggoty load of tosh.
accepting gf applications
must be short, slim and very sub
why does turkey have a prime minister and a president?
>>58898054
The better question is why do that have that little floppy bit on their beak
>>58898014
I'm tall beefy dominant and male - will you date me?
gonna record a filthy drum'n'bass mix lads
>>58898054
why've you got a dick in your mouth?
Gonna get a pulled pork sub from Subway lads
*tries to flick my fingers but just makes an awkward flapping noise*
heh
>>58898054
President is equivalent to the queen with the amount of power they have
Same with India
>>58898054
Lots of countries do
France for example
Are Dave is quite cute for an older lad desu
>>58898076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6M7o1UFG3E
London should kek them earlier than muslim
>>58898111
Ireland too. One is a figurehead, basically powerless.
>>58898085
you'll be my live-in slave
you'll eat and sleep only when I say and you'll make yourself available whenever I want you
your only purpose is to serve my sexual desires, there will be no love or affection, just degrading sex
if you refuse me you'll be beaten and forced anyway
>>58898134
They're animals haha.
>>58898116
>Are
Off the dole for the first time in 3 years today
>>58898223
Good job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIPc1cfS-oQ
>>58898221
How new are you
>went to look at a flat
>it's smallish but doesn't need any work
>can afford it
>sudden urge to stay in my bedroom in my dad's house until the end of time
>spat at by a chinese student for the millionth time
nottingham university needs to expel every last fucking slant eyed gobbing chink
Worry worry worry I'm so painfully shy
>>58898054
Parliamentary republic
>>58898198
tfw no bratty sub gf princess who refuses and pushes you away just so you'll rough her up
>>58898257
Not him but are isn't a mene son, not yet.
I'm not new and I'd question it.
>>58898054
President = Head of State (=Monarch)
Prime Minister = Head of Government (=Prime Minister)
Presidential systems like France or the US sort of merge the functions, but most countries have separate heads of state and government.
In Germany Angela Merkel is Chancellor (=Prime Minister) while Joachim Gauck is President.
>>58896302
Ben is an American Jew who is right wing and Milo is a Greek guy who works for Breitbart and is also right wing but likes to fuck with Ben.
>>58898281
There's a bunch of Chinks at my university and they just stay out of everybody's way
>>58898323
>joacha'im cuck
haha
gfs son has started calling me dad
>>58898375
are you the canadian
>>58898384
>while you were fucking him
>>58898281
I would too if you we're black/paki
good morning lads
There.
What now?
Ahh yes, just ignore these friendly immigrants
http://news.sky.com/story/1690782/shoot-out-and-pile-up-as-cops-chase-smugglers
>>58898432
Bit lazy for a Thursday mate?
>>58898443
don be so rasist m8
>>58898437
good lad
Hwat in tarnation is this!?
>>58898281
>spat at by a
smack a cunt who does that. hurt them
they'll know not to do it again.
Jesus Christ whats wrong with this generation?
Who's the seppo actor that slept with Helen Wood but can't be named in our media whilst American is free to print what they want?
>>58898437
>Police Commissioner for Lancashire
lol who the fuck cares
went in sainsbury's today, they had strawberry grapes in the produce area
what the fuck?
>>58898485
i'm starting to think you're actually being serious when you make these comments
>>58898529
people in Lancashire ya div
>>58898551
>"people" in Lancashire
Today is London Day, nobody who matters gives a shit about your little provincial elections
>>58898514
nice nigger behaviour
>>58898451
my life is a mess
>>58898526
He was in Downton Abbey
>>58898384
>wanting to become don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
>>58898530
Not a fan of all this genetic modification tbqh
we're playing with forces we were not meant to
>>58898544
>comments
>s
mate I'm joking.
>Not a fan of all this genetic modification tbqh
>we're playing with forces we were not meant to
How do you lads get your haircut? How often do you get it cut?
I fancy getting a shorter haircut but I'm quite skinny
>>58898567
No, some cunt spits at you you don't be all Swedish.
You're a Brit you faggot.
Wake up.
Government idea: Military junta
>>58898592
>implying i watch that shite
give us the name
What does Espoo mean
>>58898530
People like you are the reason that cancer is even an issue.
>>58898617
I shave it all off every 4 or 5 months
>>58898626
He was in Paddington
>>58898629
Whoops meant any to say seppo
>>58898617
I walk into the barbers.
Probably once ever 1-2 months quite short.
>>58898653
The train station?
>>58898620
>You're a Brit
>Implying he's not some Rasheed pussy.
>People like you are the reason that cancer is even an issue.
>>58898679
Yeah, probably.
Tbh, I find it fucking hilarious the trashy tabloids and gossip mags in the UK get triggered by these injunctions.
Not gonna vote today cause I'm in the wrong place
>>58898732
Elaborate. So far you've told us you read tabloids and gossip mags.
just had a shawarma
>>58898629
It's how to pronounce /sp/
>>58898821
Rasheed
>>58898832
Laughed and got a load of snot on my monitor
>>58898866
all aboard
>>58898404
yeah
>>58898804
Can't vote because every cunt has refugees in their manifesto.
My country in mine. I want it to remain as she is.
>>58898868
How is that possible? what's wrong with you.
>>58898899
i'm okay with bringing in refugee children and elderly and qt's.
>>58895719
wouldnt mind getting my hands on those flip flops t.b.h.
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