London Mayor edition
Hope you'll all be voting for Sadiq
hello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpdM1S1vXLk
thoughts lads?
boyyyyyyyyyyysssssssssssss
leelee
>>58893517
Alright.
>>58893503
that's a bit different though
>>58893500
Watching mushy bananas.
Why are women so gross?
oly fck they keep spitting and slobbering saliva into my mouth
it's absolutely disgusting. How do you cunts cope with them slags ay?
>>58893517
is it me you're looking for?
>>58893560
Why is his watch so tight?
good bants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRt4Hz6ncSE
>Brexit Uncertainty Drags U.K. Economy To Near Stagnation
ah yes
imagine being a yank for a day lads
>wake up
>have mcdonalds breakfast
>go to work
>shooter is on a rampage so have to hide
>Mr Goldstein demotes me for even thinking of asking for a day off
>release some stress at the shooting range after work
>drive to walmart to pick up some pizza & cookies
>get in a car crash
>get rushed to hospital
>discharged within 30 minutes
>get $1,000,000,000 hospital bill 2 days later
>spend rest of eternity in debt
>>58893579
*her
She looks weird her name's Janet.
>>58893605
cheeky nip
How's gf 2016 going lads?
found a nice girl?
>>58893579
she's watching her weight! hahaha
are there elections or summit?
i live my day as if it was the last
live my day as if there was no past
doing it all night all summer
doing it the way i wanna
>Lads the city's the future, I tell you... We'll build cool artistic buildings horizontally just to fit you in here, you uncouth peasants. The grey concrete and the droning techno fits so well with modernity
>>58893596
on top of that
>have to pay $40,000 a week in student loans
>>58893583
Was just unironically listening to Gervais' short lived British New Wave duo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kuy1Z4wqQ4w&list
>sounds/looks similar to bowie lel
>>58893635
going to ask an asian lass out from one of my classes
I've given up at this point on being a normie
RAMIZ SADIKUUUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFV4HAlcIHA
Anyone want one?
*hears the distant rattling of runts exploring the air ducts*
*begins sweating slightly*
>>58893720
milk and two sugars cheers la
>>58893662
Local councils and London Mayor (Boris' replacement).
Choices are Labour, who campaigned heavily on the fact that he was a British Muslim, or Tories who are running a Jewish Paddy.
Or George Galloway
>>58893673
hate /fa/ dickheads to be honest
haha starved myself for 6 months so I could buy this 1500 dollar rick owens piece haha
can take photos of myself and post them on my tumblr haha
>>58893720
ye m8 one sugar and milk please
>>58893720
>he has a clean kitchen
>his mother isn't mentally ill
nice
That feeling when you do not and have not ever had a relationship with a female
>>58893720
is it true brits drink their cuppa with sugar and milk?
absolute heresy. supposed to drink it straight like a man
>>58893755
>he lives with his mother
lots of children on today desu
>>58893720
yeah cheers mate
no sugar thanks haha
>>58893765
brit tea is undrinkable without at least milk
>>58893774
Fuck off billionaire normie twatzoid before I send you into low earth orbit on the end of my boot
>>58893751
>>58893732
It's boiling
>people will unironically vote for sadiq or for zac
>people will unironically vote for trump or for shillary
democracy was a mistake?
>>58893720
yeah mate can I get a mug of sugar with a moist teabag dragged across the surface and a splash of milk? (blue top if you've got it, ta)
>>58893797
>people will unironically vote for sadiq or for zac
What's the alternative? BNP? Women's Equality Party?
>>58893732
>>58893751
I think the milks implied dickheads
you don't need to ask for it
some tumblrette fucking chai choc tea that they drink without milk isn't what someone means when they ask if you want a cuppa you fucking twats
>>58893797
might go for a cheeky pint later
>>58893797
>doing things I don't like is wrong
>>58893774
I'm legally an adult m8, turned 18 4 months ago.
Getting ready for the incoming hate.
>>58893792
Don't stew it.
Show mine the milk and ty.
>>58893788
bet your mummy bought you that boot you fucking child. is it from clarks?
You're not an adult until you have a car, a job, and a home of your own
>>58893826
>tfw you have the humans fooled
Did you lads do your duty and vote Unionist?
>>58893735
no ukip standing?
>>58893842
Not another fucking word from you you disgusting pond slime
>>58893842
>he can't afford Clarks™ high-quality leather boots
Barnardos batty confirmed.
>>58893826
honestly why do all these lads have trouble drinking pints?
no one drinks a pint like that
I thought these lads always got pissed up back in their uni days?
>>58893863
UKIP were implied when I ridiculed the BNP.
>>58893821
plenty of people drink tea without milk, and depending on the tea, milk can be less common than without
*moves knight to D3*
hmphh, checkmate
>>58893858
>converse
m8...
>>58893830
I was living with my mum when I was 37.
She was dying and I was caring for her.
Had a compulsion to drink her morphine after the funeral.
>>58893875
Big Dave doesn't have trouble drinking pints.
>>58893875
miss ed
>>58893820
There should be an abstain option ngl
>>58893826
literla member of the illuminati
>>58893827
>consciously giving power to dangerous people is something to be proud of
>>58893909
are dave
utter lad, cant even imagine the banter
>>58893909
>>58893526
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK
HE KICKED THE BALL
INTO THE NET
>>58893934
what'll it be la?
The so-called "conservative" party
>>58893934
>>58893909
dave is a literal twat, he is selling our freedoms jsut to appeal to scared old people and mumsnet.
how anyone can be fond of these malevolent people in all parties, is beyond me.
>>58893856
do houses even exist in britain, more like sardine tins
>>58893951
did you?
no
pipe down you weasel
>>58893899
>not wearing converse
I bet you're an SNP voter, those neds can't even afford shoes.
>>58893751
>>58893732
Come get it then you bellends, before it goes cold.
>>58893969
Throw on a fish mate. Big chip too.
>There are people on /brit/ who would unironically live in london given the choice
wew lads, I didn't know we had so many rasheeds in here
>>58893969
Kebab and chips
>>58893988
>he's actually done it
alright lad lemme throw some pants on and i'll be on the first flight out
>>58893978
coudln't care less about UK politics, but I do have a shitton of David Cameron reaction pics with him enjoying a pint.
>>58893988
legends, cheers la
>>58893988
give me your address and I'll pop over
got a week to get the gf a present and I've NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT TO GET HER Hahahahahahah reeeeeeeEeeeeeeee
>>58894000
fuck off you attention seeking reptile.
>>58893988
where's mine?
>>58894010
I'm LE8 you're probably not close
>>58894000
t. Aawut Aromdee
>>58894012
Get her a big strong bull, guaranteed she'll be satisfied
Ajaajskajajdjskfajaks
>>58894035
You were too late mate, can't stand around taking orders forever.
>>58894037
I'm LE11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrTB-iiecqk
Me on the chair.
accepting applications for brisBane bf
leave thailad alone
he's had a hard life
>>58894065
>pays about 8 quid a month rent and spends his days being paid to shitpost and shag ladyboys
Seems to be doing alright to me
>>58894064
m8, i told you before. go to fluffys or the beat.
THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>58893979
I said home, you beaver-humping syrup-drinker, don't even reply to me again
>>58893978
>he is selling our freedoms jsut to appeal to scared old people and mumsnet.
This
>must protect my perfect children
Fuck off
Big Dave's wife has a cracking arse desu
>>58893797
i'm voting peter "no hope" whittle 1st and zac 2nd
sadid has it won anyway
>>58894064
If you're going to post Ayano, post pictures of her that SHE would want to see posted, not just ones you want to post. \
>>58894080
wanna come with la? no homo
ah yes... let us all laugh at the working class rorke who is concerned that his culture is being eroded in front of his eyes because he fell for a spoof news story
https://www.fb.com/southendnewsnetwork/videos/1028403857239087/
>>58894134
>>58894009
Don't mind if I have yours do ya? Since you've not fucking come..
>>58894006
How long you gonna be mate?
>>58894170
IT'S WHAT SHE WOULD WANT
WHY ARE YOU SO SELFISH
Just fuck off and kill yourself.
>local polling station is a school
>not normally allowed near / on school premises
>police have to grant an exception on voting days because they can't force you to vote by post or deny you the option of voting
Today's going to be a good day
>>58894172
Is there sugar in any of those cunts? I'll have the one without.
>>58894172
not sure m8, sheilas just got her thumb up my arse looking for drugs so i'll be boarding soon hopefully
>>58894182
Fucking hell Thailad, you flew back to Blighty bloody quickly
lads i HATE winter
literally the devil's favourite season.
>>58894155
rorke on the ropes
bahaha
let me tell you this much rorke, you're anxiety is misplaced, your fears probably won't actualise, don't be so easily made alarmed and angry, try to be reserved.
>>58894206
> hating on the most comfy season in Australia
sod off
>>58894182
nonce
>>58894182
>not normally allowed near / on school premises
why?
>>58894182
You a pedo mate?
>>58894200
The Aussie had 1, Me and the Dane (whose not fucking coming) had 2
>make cuppa at work
>get my mug out of cupboard
>someone's put this shit on it
Very confused right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY
>>58894230
Making a fresh one then.
>>58894182
What vote is happening today?
>>58894230
>pedo
fuck off yank
>>58894219
>most comfy
maybe for QLD. NOT for melbourne.
Would this homemade air conditioner work?
Accidentally woke up alive again lads
fucking track lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY
>>58894231
how important is your race to you?
Do you only date and socialise with people of your own ethnicity?
>>58894155
rorke is always a thick mong 100% of the time, i enjoy his dribbling spasticness.
>>58894272
But I'm not a yank, seriously why aren't you allowed near schools??
>>58894284
It will make the room colder, just don't fall asleep
>>58894301
of course
>>58894301
not very
no
I hope janny is alright
>>58894141
nah m8 don't think i'd enjoy those places tbqh
>>58894310
>not a yank
>"pedo"
pick one
>>58894310
Take another look at my post you retard.
upstairs neighbor is practising the piano
>>58894281
> living in Melbourne
I think the weather is the last of your worries you fucking aids ridden pooftah
>>58894301
My race is important but I'd date Europeans, or fellow Anglos.
>>58894301
Nah I really really want to shag a black girl one day. Proper ebony black.
>>58894297
I don't even banter with anyone at work and keep to myself
and no one in the office strikes me as someone who would use the word cuck really or even know what it meant
am I being bullied?
>>58894064
Give us a stamp or gtfo
when do we vote?
>>58894284
is that connected to the mains?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aym9-pzfvbA
>>58894301
Well I don't date or socialise, but no race isn't important , but still prefer the company of whites 9/10
>>58893909
> haven't done a wank in a week
> about to go to gym
> those fucking yoga pants
> those fucking asian twinks
lord give me strength
>>58894364
> leaving your mug at work where it can be tampered with by any passing runt
Put laxatives in their milk
>>58893635
Actually looks promising 3bh
the burka is a disgusting patriarchical institution
>>58894347
Ummm hater
>>58894228
>>58894229
>>58894230
I used to work in the admin team at a school and was caught wanking in the girl's PE changing room.There weren't even any kids in there, they over-reacted.
>>58894155
>his culture?
Which is what? Football, drinking and bucking?
These people don't care about culture. They're just fed an all non-white/non-English people = shit rhetoric, and take the bait.
>>58894382
dave has never drunk a beer before, he just holds it for pictures because his marketing team told him the working classes enjoy it
a common sight in britain
when you got five-a-side at 6 but the school disco at 7
PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS POST
>>58894425
look at his videos, he posted some in the comments, he actually cares about a fair amount of stuff
I think he was in the army too
>it's not what it looks like! i'm only wanking in here because there aren't kids here! what kind of sicko would wank himself off when there are kids in the change room??
>>58894430
>>58894425
Are you for real?
>>58894423
Are you retarded, why would you do that in a fucking school.... Also did you finish or nah?
>>58894423
nonce
>>58893858
>scotland
>boss complains it's too hard to find suppliers on our system
>add a field to save key words and a search functionality
>dispensable employee #357 complains that I haven't changed any suppliers
OOH fucking well done, the IT department didn't do someone else's job! Stop the fucking presses!
>>58894442
Why?
learned a new song how to whistle
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M4dlbdJQC3
>>58894442
alright
>>58894429
Slander
>>58894461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcn4UG6Jd0s
>>58894491
Ooh Linda you aren't half grumpy before you've had your morning coffee break
>>58894434
had the studded version of these
best boots I ever had
Got an absolute blooter outside the box with them in under 12s
i took these pics when i was visiting britain last year
i was quite shocked @ the multicultural scene
most handsome british man
WHAT IS THIS VOTING SHITE
THE ELECTIONS NOT FOR ANOTHER 2 YEARS
>>58894518
>someone called Linda would work in IT
fuck off tumblr
>>58894423
Ah yes, very impressive
Ed Miliband
>>58894532
Where'd you go Bradford?
>>58894539
>"""people""" who don't live in London
I hate Americans. I hate how their obnoxious contrarian culture infects everything around them, to the point where if I see a date on a webpage somewhere, and it's on a day of the month after the 12th, I have to take a wild guess on whether it's in the proper day/month/year format or the yanks' meme format
>give some primo counter-bants to a lad in chat
>chat goes quiet
for fuck sakes
>>58894556
>living in london
RAH
SHEED
watch your calories, bearo
>>58894491
working in it must be the most depressing thing ever, all you do is literally help soulless corporations make more money
>>58894473
Not an argument.
HI
Hope the Lib Dems come out well from this election
>>58894519
Watch your calories, Bearo
eh
>>58894539
It's either for your local mayor, councillor, assembly or police commissioner
for London it's their mayor, and they're getting a paki or a paki
quinque viæ
>>58894442
Okay
>>58894602
sup 'sheed
*does the secret muslim handshake*
what parts of the uk are worth visiting as a tourist?
feel like london is a bit of a meme and shithole
>>58894579
>this is what people in their shitty one horse towns think
>the justify their boring meaningless lives by just thinking 'well in london there is brown people, my life may be boring and a deadend worthy of only the most harrowing depression, but at least I am sure no one on /brit/ can accuse me of being a rasheed'
wew
keep muttering rasheed in your shitty little hamlet, I've got a tube to catch
>>58894455
>>58894485
I never diddled any kids, they could have just sacked me. Calling the police was unnecessary.
>>58894602
When's the rest of the family coming over?
>>58894617
Don't even know what a police commissioner is tbqh
what if the whole world was like me
>>58894670
well it's someone who commissions the police
>>58894654
are you poleaboo? you write exactly like him
>>58894674
are you a nice bloke?
average british couple
>>58894654
>wanking in a school
>police
>unnecessary
Wew lad.
>>58894654
if you had a daughter and I had a wank in her bedroom you wouldn't care?
>>58894670
it's basically the police force's proxy to Batman
>>58894423
Fucking howling
>>58894674
You have a massive chip on your shoulder. Did one of us point something out?
>>58894654
>Calling the police was unnecessary.
>>58894715
what a beautiful sight
>>58894674
What a cuck?
>>58894652
In nature there is beauty. You cityniggers will never understand the feeling that is looking out your window and having a gorgeous view of nature waiting for you. You'll never understand what it's like not to live in a cold, concrete jungle. You'll never have a sense of community, you'll never live in a small village and know everyone's names.
I honestly feel sorry for you Rasheed.
>>58894654
absolutely howling
>>58894754
Nothing better than a girl with a big round arse wearing tight office clothes
fuck this noise
(editor's note: noise means heat)
Is this a nice girl /Brit/
>>58894797
me in the swedish bar
british race traitor!
>>58894434
belter
>travel across countries to visit a far away land
>should I seek out their world famous landmarks, experience their culture first-hand, and interact with locals?
>nah, I'll wander around taking pictures of interracial couples to push my online agenda
Honestly can't imagine being such a cock-up
>>58894759
>a boring life is made sufficient by knowing the losers around you's names and having some trees
mate I can have a friendship circle and visit a park or the countryside if I like, but then I can do pretty much anything in life because I live in a city with millions of people, that is well connected to everywhere and earn a decent amount of money because this city affords me economic opportunities
but yeah I'm sure I should be envious of you, with your community of old people in a declining shithole where all you can say is 'at least there is no rasheeds here'
the cognitive dissonance of people who don't live in cities is ridiculous
>>58894651
London is okay to visit. There's lots of things to do and see, but then I guess it depends on the things that interest you. Scottish Highlands are beautiful. Yorkshire - the coast, moors, forest, dales are lovely in the summer.
If cities are more your thing then outside of London; Bristol, York, Edniburgh are worth a visit.
Just voted for Sadiq
>>58894651
Cornwall
Oxford
Bournemouth
St Albans
Harrogate
Edinburgh
Brighton (minus the homosexuals)
>>58894867
>Oxford not Cambridge
Don't fuck with him mate, that's not cool
>>58894824
Yes, top tier slag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcN5Vaqd9sg
british girls love niggers
>>58894881
Cambridge is dull. Nice buildings though
>>58894851
old people are lovely. economic opportunities are everywhere. anyone can have a friendship circle. I've already posted arguments that aren't 'at least there are no rasheeds here'
>>58894881
Oxford is way better m8
>So what if I pay 95% of my salary for a studio flat? It's worth it live in a multicultural, diverse, chique city such as london!
his mum is british
srsly
Sadiq ftw , Allah commands it
>>58894834
>>58894916
Nonce
>>58894916
do something about your country or move here
what if this is just a dream
how do we stop the bbc from taking over england?
just had a shower
Pretty sure my neighbours are dealing hard drugs guys. How do I get them caught?
They might be producing also.
>>58894834
was this shortly before you got confronted by her husband for taking a photo of his wifes son?
>>58894963
more white chimpouts
>>58894922
your arguments are knowing people's names and having nature on hand
my arguments are that you can have both in the city and that living in a city affords you greater opportuntiies
old people can fuck off btw.
>>58894943
>so what if I gloat about my life in thailand and try to put other people down whilst still trying to get people to pay attention and rate me, its not like i'm a narcissistic nonce or something!
gf just sent me this
>>58894971
Ask if you can have some
>>58894963
munters
>>58894971
Unless you want to get stabbed, don't.
>>58894963
>implying I care about white girls
Ugly sluts. All I want is an Asian gf.
>>58894992
She'd get slammed straight into the runt shed. Foul creature.
>>58894992
send it back.
Anyone else having a stinky shit?... Just me then.
what's it like having a gf
>>58894971
crimestoppers la complete anonymous
had to ring multiple times to dob my brother for having a meth lab until they raided him
>tfw he won't be out of jail until 2031
