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To stay awake all night adds a day to your life edition
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>>58890598
>>58890598
>>58890598
Reminder
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fuck /brit/
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>>58890614
cunt!
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Where is Ray Fkya?
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>>58890627
Nah bruv, 40mph
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morning lads. nice and sunny out. first day of wearing shorts to work this year desu
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>>58890627
God save the Queen, yank
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>>58890614
Faggot. You're one of us..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuL_euRslTc
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How do we stop the eternal Frog?
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>Just found out tattoos are illegal in South Korea

How can one country be so free from degeneracy?
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>>58890654
when she dies your monarch is going to be a literal cuck

like an actual, non metaphorical cuck, that's what literal means
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And I stood upon the sand of the sea and saw a beast rise up out of the sea… and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
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>>58890657
I love Canada.
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>>58890661
it can't be bargained with. it can't be reasoned with. it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead desu
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>>58890675
m8 are rightful harry will take the throne and a new age of bitches and banter will rule over the motherland
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>>58890675
>cuck
word doesn't even mean anything anymore t b h fatlad
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I must rule with eye and claw
As the hawk among lesser birds.
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>wearing shorts to work
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LIMEYS FUCK OFF
>select all images with TEA
REEEE
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>not wearing short shorts to work
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>>58890732
This, what the fuck
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>>58890713
metaphorical cuck is meaningless

your new monarch will be a literal cuckold
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>>58890746
web dev lad. doesn't require a uniform like your asda job
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>>58890678
Black metal is only good now if, it has the balls to mock Islam. Back when it was just Christianity no one hit back.
I want to see a multicultural disdain for religion.
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>>58890732
Why on earth would you ever want to be in uncomfortable long clothing all day.
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>>58890749
>>58890675
dude ebin omg
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>it's a wake up and have a sneezing fit episode
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>>58890675
>>58890697
>>58890713
Lizzy will never die yank, keep dreaming.
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>>58890754
Do u wear billabong boardshorts and hawaiian shirts to work?
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So how many noble prizes do you guys have. I hope you know how many we have
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>>58890754
>not being a suit
Lel
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ahh yes my infected toe just fucking exploded and literal congealed, viscous blood and pus poured out of it

honestly smelled like something had died hahaha
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>>58890761
Loads of top tier Arab metal bands that are like that

desu Arabia has an amazing metal scene because its so underground
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>>58890765
very good comic
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>>58890788
tbf american science was cultivated by british and european scientists
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>>58890675
She has made peace with the potatoes.
God bless her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKz-6vn_i00
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>>58890765
you're literally posting a meta 4chan meme right now you absolute fucking nerd
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>>58890797
>>58890761
also this album got in trouble in Norway for anti-Islamic stuff, though they did win a bunch of awards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pDd4QV2Mic
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Gonna kill myself tonight. Then they will regret their actions. All of them
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>>58890802
Are you Jewish?
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morning lads

extremely depressed about the dream I just had
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>>58890816
>memes
I'm free from the tyranny of the memes
memes serve ME I don't serve them
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>>58890790
don't think i'd like it desu. can wear what i want to my job and it's a pretty fun office. decent salary too
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>>58890825
haha! aussies, absolute madmen.
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>>58890825
bruuuce spoke in class today
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>>58890779
if i want to. haven't wanted to yet though tbf
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>>58890793
Think the ring finger on my right hand may have some kind of infection. Feels rather swollen and has been so all day. If im honest i will probably do nothing about it and hope it sorts itself out
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>>58890825
hey mate, what's up?

let's go to the local, sink a few bevvies and talk it out
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ATTENTION: New photo of my gf
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bosting drom school :DDDDDDD
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>>58890831
Was it about Sadiq Khan winning the London election? I'd be depressed about that.
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>>58890833
that's not a meme lad that's an eel
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>>58890858
Soz mate im a bit busy tying this noose. Maybe next lifetime yeah?
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>>58890857
best early test of infection is to check whether it's hot in comparison to other fingers.

my toe was so hot and painful and throbbing so i was like yer definitely infected but you only need abx if it becomes actively purulent and it wasn't. even now, it burst rather than leaked pus.
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>>58890863
No, girl was I was spending a holiday with turned out to be a trans lesbian
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>>58890858
Run a few abos over on the way and you've got a deal.
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>>58890871
EELS!
EELS!
EELS!
Join in boy
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>girl messages me on a dating site
>"Hello :)"
>mmm seems nice but, not interested
>block her and close the window

I'm cruel like that sometimes
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New trial board: /qts/ - Cuties
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>>58890893
me too
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Remember to vote Goldsmith today, if you're in London

A vote for Khan is a vote for extremism and Pakistani pedo rape gangs. Muslims only care about other Muslims
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>>58890896
I'd make a thread on there about you
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hello guys i'm italian and want to come to L O N D O N to steal your jobs

the plan was to stay at my friend's place until first payday then get a room somewhere, however i read that for the nin thingy i need to bring proof that i live in the uk and of course i won't have any until i move out on my own, how do i get out of this?
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>>58890905
my oh my, looks like the rorkes have come out to play today
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>>58890922
say you lost your files in the infamous dolmio day riots
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>>58890896
that is a very clever pun or play on words aha
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>>58890884
You're having some fucked up dreams lad
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>>58890904
*blocks you*
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G'day mates how y'all doing
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>tfw cuck myself in my dreams
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>Go to an interview earlier in the week that a recruitment agency sent me to
>They mentioned no salary
>At the end they ask me what kind of salary I'm looking for and I say £22k
>Get a call from recruiter saying they want to make me an offer of 22k
>Ask for £25k
>Find out later on recruitment website the job was advertised at £20k

Do you think they will fold lads?
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>>58890925
Fuck off leb
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>>58890944
Make like a Finn and kill yourself
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>>58890749
nah, Charlie cheated on Di first so it doesn't really count
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>>58890817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOOebk_dKFo
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>>58890944
Wish you'd killed more Russians desu
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>>58890934
It was going great until that desu, thought she was my gf and everything was building up to the final night

There was also a lion that was communicating with me via text at one point, which was quite cool
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>>58890830
ye
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>>58890879
:(
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>>58890905
nah lad i want public transport costs frozen desu. they rise every year much faster than inflation and goldsmith wants to put them up again so he can fuck off tbph
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>>58890956
Finns dont do that
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*doors swings open*
*Montgomery enters throwing down the bodies of dead runts*
*i walk over them into /brit/*
whose next you pathetic runts
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>>58890975
Unlucky
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>black metal
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>>58890971
They are just people brainwashed to believe they are russians. It is sad
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>>58890982
A vote for Khan is a vote for more muslims though. They'll only get emboldened if you vote in a muslim for mayor.
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>>58890859
I would appreciate it if you stopped posting photos of my gf already.
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>>58890973
Sounds like you've been dong micro dots of acid mate.
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Grandma said i look like Errol Flynn again
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>>58890975
Where abouts in Israel are you from?
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>>58890975
Really? I thought Judaism was an American maymay.
I bet you circumcise like Americans do too.
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>Literally voting for a muslim

Turbo rasheed
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>>58891019
Was there any sort of russianisation programs in Finland like in the Baltics?
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>>58891060
me
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Has anyone seen thailad?
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I plan on spending today telling people how important it is to vote despite not being registered myself.
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gonna do first choice: Ukip
second choice: Tories

good idea?

this is the welsh vote btw
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>>58891060
Given the choice between a jew and a muslim I will always pick a jew every time.
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>why yes m'lady, of course i vote in favour of a candidate with policies i fundamentally disagree with because of the religious beliefs of the main alternative
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>>58891019
If they were they'd disappear though.
Such is life in the chaos wastes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC9bsezOB2s
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>>58891117
>the so-called conservative party
ah yes
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Not voting in a pointless election, my time if far too valuable for that
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>>58891113
Is that your bedroom lad?
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>>58891108
yhyhyhh
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Dad said I look like Richard Ashcroft
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Is this ok to post here?
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>>58891142
wasnt asking you
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>it's write a minimum of 1000 words for each of 3 questions in essay style and in exam conditions without any notes episode
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K lads finger just got proper hot like. I think its safe to assume its infected. If i dont make it walk my dog for me
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>voting for someone richer than you

turbo classcucked
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>>58891141
yeah
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>>58891175
Okay
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>>58891164
please be more clear in the future.
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Women over 5'9 are not women, they are monsters
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What the consensus on thailand now?

Last time I was here was back in november of last year and everyone hated him
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>Voting
Plebs. The only time i would ever vote is if the fine i got from not voting was more than the amount of money i would lose from taking time out of work to vote
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>>58891212
>him
thailand is a country
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>>58891132
yeah but I don't reallllly care about that. they've got alright ideas for saving the NHS in wales (ironically, welsh labour has been cutting it into shreds for years), so that's something that would definitely affect my vote. they seem like a decent second choice to me 2bh. who would you suggest instead?
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>>58891181
>voting
>not overthrowing the bourgeoisie in a coup d'etat

Apex classcucked
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>>58891212
Nope. Thailad is love, thailad is life
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What's the starting salary for isis these days lads?
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>>58891113
I like the old skool ashtray. I have a holsten pils one myself. They are indestructible.
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>>58891123
>Why yes I will vote for this candidate despite the fact that he has shared a platform with terrorist organisations
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>>58891213
>working on a saturday
look whose the pleb now

>>58891222
1st: ukip
2nd: ukip
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Can't wait for

>KHAN'D
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>>58891237
b-but muh fares!!

People in this country need to get their priorities straight before its too late
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>I live in a constituency that is holding elections today
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>>58891243
Days off are during the week. Just works better like that
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Traditional media: BTFO

>yfw boomers will soon be dead
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>voting for a mam that said moderate Muslims are uncle toms.

Ah yes very fifth column
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>>58891265
>working on the weekend
>not going out with the lads on the weekend
PLEB
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I live in a constituency that is holding elections today
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>>58891212
I thought i liked him for a while. I learned there's several of them. That's duplicitous. Be wise and ignore. Not one of us. Novelty is over.
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>>58891261
If you vote for a muslim you are part of the problem. Get out.
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>>58891248
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
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is a Mongol running for Mayor of London?
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>yfw there's probably at least one grill lurking here R I G H T N O W
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>>58891292
There's 2 regulars
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>>58891297
I'm not voting for the Khunt

I'm taking the piss out of people who only care about their precious fares
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>>58891305
yeah and she's probably a vapid ugly cunt
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"Moderate Muslims are uncle Toms" t. Sadiq Rasheed Muhammad Abu Hamza Nasheed Ali Abdul Bin Laden Khan
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>>58891324
am not
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>>58891310
Exactly.
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IF YOU WANT A NIGGER FOR A NEIGHBOUR, VOTE LABOUR.
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>>58891329
Several implies at LEAST 3 or more imo
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>>58891274
What is an uncle Tom and why is it a problem that he called so-called quote moderate end quote Muslims Uncle Tom?
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favourite city in skyrim lads?

i'm a markarth man myself
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>>58891316
Right. Hard to tell on here with all the shitposting that goes on
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willy was hanging especially nice this morning
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>>58891353
All of skyrims cities were shit
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Cba to vote today
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>>58891328
can i eat you out?
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>>58891327
Only in Londonistan.
Should be nuked 2bqhwyl
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LITERALLY can't sleep without having a bad nightmare
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>>58891305
>tfw new radiohead was shit
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>>58891363
Can I suck it?
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>>58891364
t. filthy greyskin "refugee"
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>>58891347
An uncle Tom was a black slave that chose to suck up to his white masters for better treatment instead of standing with fellow blacks. It's a slur blacks call other blacks.

They also call them "house niggers" because they would live in the masters house
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>>58891342
IF YOU WANT A PAKI FOR A NEIGHBOUR VOTE LABOUR
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>>58891366
same. dont even know where my polling card is
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>>58891353
even if falkreath was ctrl+v, i liked its setting
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>>58891381
Only started listening to them because of this song. I love it.

Recommend me some of their other stuff?
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>>58891305
>Skyrim. Fuck off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIP2bv4vjIE
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Not overly impressed
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>"don't be silly you racist conspiracy nut Muslims aren't taking over britain"

>in the near future we will literally be led by a muslim pm
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>>58891166
how long's the exam?
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>>58891385
Ah OK.
I see the problem now. Instead of having them integrate, he just wants them to stay in their own exclaves
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>>58891395
the woods and scenery were cosy but the constant rain reminded me too much of home haha i fancied a bit of escapism from all that
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>>58891366
If you don't vote you don't get a say, have a quick check of candidates and their policies and then vote. I don't even are who you vote for , just go to the ballot box or the whole system is worthless.
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>>58891404
Just start with okcomputer
or inrainbows because that probably sonicaly closer to that track
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>>58891421
2 hours
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>>58891422
See
>>58891417

Some people hate them whether they integrate or not
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劇的JOY!ビフォーアフター is a banger desu
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>he's not voting English democrats
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>>58891432
ignore this.

just don't vote for a degen
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Literally got more leaflets through the door for a shitty local council election than the last GE. About 10 each labour and lib demand
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Just voted :)

put an X by all the ones I didn't like
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>>58891405
great game desu
cant wait for blood and wine
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>>58891468
Good lad
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>>58891439
yeah okay that's pretty fucked up hahaha

the worst exam i've ever had was 4 essays and 120 multiple choice in 90 minutes hahahahaha so many people went absolutely mental over it
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>>58891457
england has an election?
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>>58891422
No, the problem is he referred to "moderate muslims" as uncle toms which is derogatory so what is Khan? Is he a moderate muslim? Is he an uncle tom? What are his motives?
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>falling from greatness and being overrun.
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>>58891440
I doubt he is integrated in the same way as native Londoners. He literally said that non-radical muslims were uncle Toms.
He integrated in Londonistan, not London.
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Why can't Russia join the Arab union? It shouldn't be a muslim club
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remember the time independence referendum votes were apparently seen being lifted away in boxes to an undisclosed location or to be shredded and burned?

wonder if the same thing will happen to leave ballots.
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>>58891432

Nah I've got work cba
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rate my europe lads
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>currently on the bus
>sitting with my legs across the leg-space of the seat next to me because the bus is half empty
>bus stops at a busy stop
>seat in front of me is empty
>girl sits down next to me instead as I barely move my legs away in time
>is currently fidgeting

Hmm
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WE got London on the track
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>>58891469
meh i fucked up linking. every wildling in got is in witcher too.
it's a beautiful thing. every northern Irish voice actor and screen actor. You lads have subtitles.
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>>58891521
What game?
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>>58891532
She wants your love
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>>58891544
Victoria 2
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>>58891532
give her a cheeky fingerbash
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who /downloading overwatch open beta/ here?
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>tfw no voting app

the fuck?
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London is officially finished
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>ah a fine maiden has say next to me on the bus. I wonder what my peers over on /brit/ will make of this
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There's a literal fedora on the bus im on lads
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>>58891582
Tell her about /brit/

We need more slags on here
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I gave my seat for a Sheila once, she said thank you. That's all
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i'm a moderate voter
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>>58891600
they do seem to be getting more common

I saw someone wearing one of those black trenchcoat type things you see in the fedora pictures in subway yesterday
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>>58891600
it's your reflection
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>>58891600
take a pic
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the missus enjoys being bitten
and choked
and being thrown about and powerfucked

should I just go as far as I can to see how kinky she is? should I spit on her or slap her or piss on her?
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>>58891607
i'm a dandy highwayman
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>>58891600
Kick his head in son. Take his faggot hat as a trophy. Kek wills it, or god.
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>>58891622
See if she's into cucking
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Going to work bye
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Manchester is so cucked, all 96 local councillors are labour
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I'm a radical moderate
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>>58891643
not really my cup of tea ngl
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I'm a radical centrist
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7hHx7gdN68
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>>58891432
>>58891461
>>58891512
You guys are worthless. What's the point in a democratic system if you can't exercise your views?
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I'm a moderate terrorist
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>>58891676
delete this
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>>58891666
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I'm a moderate marxist
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Unironically voting Labour today
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>>58891521
No Tsargrad m8
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I ironically vote in the elections.
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I believe in violent non-aggression
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Hope this fucking weather fucks off soon

Sweaty man.jpg
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>>58891324
umm... RUDE?!
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Labour sold us out to pakis
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motherfucker
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I base who I vote on on who has the most ironic name.
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>>58891707
You are "unironically" a paki then.
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>>58891708
Constantinople. Orthodox Vatican city.
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people i knew from school are shilling for plaid cymru and labour on facebook ffs
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10133008
http://www.strawpoll.me/10133008
http://www.strawpoll.me/10133008

Need to know for research purposes
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she's british
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>Of course I vote - I'm too stupid to realise that anarchy is the best route for this nation to take
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You bout to get schlonged
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>>58891753
Go back to L
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>>58891769
who cares?
If you care about this you are a permavirgin.
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>>58891757
The five patriarchates will we reunified one day and Christianity will be restored
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>>58891762
Hairy girls are best girls.
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>>58891753
she looks pretty non-white anyway lad
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baka
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>>58891676
Hey Mick, at least you guys used to phone in sick.
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>shilling
>>
>>58891788
I'm not talking about a little pubes or armpit hair. I'm talking full on hairy face, visible moustache, etc
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>when "radical lefties" become good little liberals and go out and vote
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>>58891762
literally going out with a bird that has hairy-ish arms because she has dark hair

it's not a huge deal since she's petite and qt for everything else
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>>58891756
Are Yvonne
>>
>>58891762
voted fat but it depends how fat

British fat - sure.
American fat - no way.
>>
>>58891791
no she doesn't

she looks pure european
>>
>>58891769
Degenerate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrRmgbchiGY
You will always be a Swede. You need to fix shit Christian brother.
>>
please someone pay attention to me
>>
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>>58891792
>actually taking these pictures
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>>58891734
fat wanker
>>
>>58891809
she looks like she has trisomy-21
>>
Present a convincing argument for why making a completely uninformed vote is superior to note voting at all.
>>
>>58891802
I miss millipede, he was so charming
>>
Pakis and fedoras have infiltrated this thread.
>>
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>>58891811
this song is awesome
>>
>>58891833
If you don't vote, Sad diq Kunt gets in
>>
>>58891801
I'd draw the line at a moustache 2bh.
>>
London will never recover from this
>>
>>58891833
gets you out of the house
>>
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Carol is literally feeding a fucking lamb while trying to do the weather forecast
>>
ALI LADS WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR TODAY THEN

conservatives need not apply
>>
>>58891899
What a dumb fucking bitch
>>
so the muslim is getting elected for sure?
>>
>>58891911
Just vote for the one with the funniest name mlao
>>
>>58891926
No, fuck off.
Are Boris will smash that mf vote button
>>
>>58891911
Just gonna draw a big willy on the card like I always do when mummy drags me to the polling station. Then when she asks who I voted for I say Tory to wind her up because she always votes Labour, regardless of the candidate, policies or state of the party.
>>
Interview today lads.

Bad night sleep, reckon I got 6 hours.
>>
>>58891938
Is your mom a paki?
>>
>>58891863
Sing it to gain entry to some underground British clubs. Hang about and someone will sign you in.
>>
>>58891951
>6 hours
>bad night

fanny
>>
>>58891911

Probably lib dems to try and break the liebour monopoly in my area
>>
>>58891769
I remember that thread, was fucking weird.
>>
>>58891911
I'm voting for your mum, because she'll do anything to win ;)
>>
>>58891987
At least you're not voting Conservative
>>
>>58891962
She's Scottish so she does it to keep out muh milk snatchers. Even though the Scottish Labour Party effectively doesn't even exist anymore. The last poll revealed that they were set to be overtaken by the Tories at 18% (while SNP sit at 50%+).
>>
>>58891926

100%
London is fucked
>>
>>58891962
>mom

Fuck off yank
>>
i'm a very vocal shy tory
>>
Told every cunt I'd vote for the party who would send them back.
>>
Vote for Labour for are Corbyn
>>
who's voting today lads
>>
Morning lads
>>
>>58891998
no cunt's even trying. All you see in glaswegistan is that cunt sturgeon's mug as far as the weary eye can see.

fuck me glasgow stinks. It objectively smells bad. Why on earth did I come here? Well, i'm gone soon, thank fuck. These greedy commie delusional half-picts can keep their roaches and fuck the fuck off.
>>
Just got off the plane, voted for Khan. I don't even live there anymore lmao.
>>
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>>58892047
Sup la.
>>
>>58892055
Always thought sturgeon looked like a ballbag in the wind.
>>
>Number of unique posters ITT: 47 (including vast numbers of yanks and aussies)

>Number of elections that have been won by a margin of less than 47 votes in the last 25 years: Z E R O

Reminder that your vote today means absolutely nothing. If everyone ITT didn't vote today, the end result would be the exact same. Have fun convincing yourself you matter and you make a difference.
>>
22.01mg of speed up the bum

treated myself today
>>
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>>58892079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKhjaGRhIYU
>>
would like to die iah
>>
just sneezed 7 times in a row

my hayfever's coming in strong
>>
>>58892079
2011 Scottish election in Glasgow Anniesland was decided by seven votes

1997 general election in Winchester was decided by two votes
>>
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I'm new.
>>
browsing the 'chon and listening to drakes new album again
>>
>>58892178
15

anything else is rasheed-tier
>>
>>58892178
11
>>
hai ied ot ekil dluow
>>
>>58892102
you'll get the runs
>>
Who's voting today and who are you voting for?
>>
>>58892178
11, maybe a spread of Marmite too.
>>
There is a fucking bee in my room, help me lads.
>>
ELLO MATES I AM A PROUD ENGLISHMAN AND VOTE LABOUR THANKS
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>>58892178
Yep, 11.
>>
>>58892206
FUCK

i meant

eid
>>
>>58892224
at least it's not a wasp
>>
>>58892133
Poor Karin wide eyed, watching.
>>
>>58892218
#BothVotesRuth (that's tory) senpai

We need a strong opposition to prevent the traitorous SNP cunts from having an another referendum.
>>
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>>58892142
no

how will you see are jurgen with the europa league and league next season if you weren't alive?
>>
@58892194
@58892199
@58892220
@58892229

The slightest whiff of bait and the runts come running. Pathetic.
>>
>>58892218
#BothVotesSNP
>>
>>58892224
>a bee
don't kill her. Let her out
>>
>>58892249
proper referencing please
>>
>>58892262

Yeah, anon, JUST BEE YOURSELF HAHA
>>
>>58892255
please die, or please don't vote today at least
>>
rest in peace to a hater
i saw your statement on that paper
i hope your girl ain't got no plans to see your ass later
>>
>>58892284
rasheed
>>
>>58892301

chaim
>>
>>58892262
Unironically can't tell the difference
>>58892239
It is a fucking retard and is bumping into my window
>>
>>58892288
state your name cuz
>>
>>58892307
rasheed
>>
Fell asleep while talking to a cute girl.

How bad will this damage my chances?
>>
>>58892335
Tell her you have narcolepsy
>>
>>58892326

chaim
>>
>>58892178
16
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>done everything that I need to do today by 8:45
>>
>>58892365
You've got the whole day to /brit/post and wank off

Congrats, lad
>>
>>58892309
If it's not a wasp don't kill it. Shit keeps things flowering.
>>58892307
Waiting on you lads to step foot on Northern Irish clay. Boring round here lately.
>>
>>58892342
She hadn't replied to the last message I sent last night about 90 minutes before I crashed anyway so I think I might be alright.
>>
>>58892286

>2016
>Being an edgy Tory
>>
>>58892365
Congrats, now you can relax and maybe spend the rest of the day increasing your knowledge and exercising before going to a local piano bar and pulling bitches. Like that pic said all NEETs do.
>>
>>58892379
Just tell her you're narcoleptic anyway. Might be funny, innit
>>
What do you think lads?
>>
who /working from home today/ here?
>>
>>58892396
Awww, a passive-aggressive little wagie! Get off /brit/ and keep working for your master, slave wagie.
>>
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>>58892352
May as well just have a sandwich.
>>
>>58892402
lmaoing @ brittain
>>
>>58892402
Jesus Christ
>>
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>>58892417
kek
>>
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>>58892402
>>
>>58892402
the kappa thing in the corner?
sad cunt
>>
Ran out of tea :( gonna have to settle for coffee lads...
>>
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Today is a holiday in denmark
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>>58892286
Reminder that Scotland will become Independent within the next 10 years and there's nothing you can do about it
>>
>>58892397
Might be.
>>
>>58892474
What holiday?
>>
>>58892474
Feels good, right?
>>
>>58892499
The day that Jesus Christ ascended to heaven
>>
>>58892474
excellent pepe
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=041nXAAn714
>>
>>58892402
>>58892402
I don't get it.
>>
What's with the BBC and fucking lambs?? Tryna expand their Welsh audience?
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>>58892507
>>
>>58892459
This, ladies and NEETs, is a classic case of WAGE-RAGE
>>
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>Phone does a noise
>Someone added you as a favourite
>Let's have a look
>Pic related
>Nooooooope
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>>58892527
which one are you la
>>
>>58892527
Fucking not realising the Christan significance.
Towelhead cunt. Go home.
>>
>>58892551
>5ft4....
Wut
>>
>>58892551
Looks fit for a 34 yo
>>
cheeky migration with the lads
>>
>>58892563
fifth from the left x
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>>58892507
Pask?
>>
>>58892527
everyone loves a cheeky little lamb you mong
>>
>>58892563
Second from right, it's from like a decade ago on a holiday in Cornwall.
>>
>>58892568
True.
But she's 12 years older than me.
>>
>>58892584
No you fucking idiot

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of_the_Ascension
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>try to study african kingdoms
>80% of it is WE WUZ afrocentrist opinionated bollocks
>>
>>58892402
Why does the ladbible have political views
>>
>>58892527
are we allowed to talk about the elephants in the room
>>
>>58892459
Used to LITERALLY be the NEET on the left

Now I have a job I'm basically still the one on the left other than waking up and going to work, haha
>>
>>58892645
Because they like to pretend people go their for actual news. Most of the comments are redpilled though.
>>
>>58892489
>joins eu as a 'region'
>independent

scots just want someone else to pay for their socialism but not feel beholden to the english.
>>
>>58892567
Something wrong with that?
>>
I remember when the Ladbible first started out it has 200 bent little commandments

one of which was thou shalt no have a gay son

now it's run by a muslim female
go figure
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3DvAyc6Si8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV7lGmgFovM
>>
>>58892685
gotta combat and eradicate toxic masculinity x
>>
>>58892654
My mum's favourite animal is an elephant, fucking like a safari in my lounge mate.
>>
copenhagen
>>
>>58892712
is she obsessed with large trunks or what mate
>>
>>58892551
>stay at home mom
>Do you have children?: No

wut
>>
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Doing a cheeky right swipe
>>
>>58892727
looks a bit shit ngl
>>
>>58892727
Pretty desu
>tfw pic related is what the average British city centre looks like
>>
just had a cheeky shave
>>
>>58892685
LadBible was for complete plebs when it started, but at least they posted naked women and funny videos.

Now it's just a SJW anti CIS white male haven.
>>
︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃_
\︃ ︃ /\︃ ︃ / |_
︃ \/︃ ︃ \/︃ ︃ |_
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>>58892752
i hope that means you are rejecting her
>>
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>>58892769
>>58892727
lmao, what a silly sausage I am
>>
>>58892727
Why are there so many commieblocs?
>>
>>58892752
Looks like a cheeky jihad m8
>>
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>>58892750
Literally so confusing
>>
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breakfast sorted lads
>>
voting for citizen khan cos i know it upsets you mongs aha
>>
>>58892779
Mate, Unilad is literally Merkel level cucked.
>>
>>58892779
Just giving the people what they want.

Must be scary for you, becoming extinct. Cis straight able-bodied white males are on the way out
>>
︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃__
\︃ ︃ /\︃︃ /︃ |︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ | ︃ ︃︃ ︃ ︃ /
︃ \/︃ ︃ \/︃ ︃ |__| ︃ ︃ ︃ /___
>>
Gonna make myself a healthy fruit and vegetable smoothie desu
>>
>>58892803
I don't see any in that photo
>>
>>58892820
>Do you have a car?
>Prefer not to say

wtf, this must be a bot or something
>>
>>58892841
paki talk
>>
>>58892841
I hope the SJW's get what they want.

Imagine a world with straight white men. Civilization would fall within a week when SJW's realised that they do literally everything.
>>
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>>58892847
Looks like them to me, might be wrong though.
>>
>>58892867
So, no new bread and 400 posts. Some cunt is baiting a Dane over commie blocks in Copenhagen.
Some cunt do something and no, not a paki please.
>>
>>58892867
A bunch of birds have it set to that.
Idk why.
Whoever you date will find out pretty quickly
>>
>>58892841
because we all can't wait the slithering plegiacs.
>>
Doing a sigh
>>
lads

Im confused, who is the "man" skepta keeps talking about?
>>
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>>58892907
Those are all new build

VERY comfy place to live
>>
>>58892820
which app?
>>
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|︃ ︃ ︃ /︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ /\︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ |\︃ ︃ ︃ |︃ ︃ /︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ \︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ /
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|︃ \︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ /︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ \︃ ︃ |︃ ︃ \︃︃ |︃ |︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ __︃ ︃ ︃ ︃ /
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>>
>>58892951
looks like hell
>>
Who's watching BBC

Charlie boy: dum dum dum dum..

Wtf was that...
>>
>>58892951
Looks like that underground world in Inception
>>
>>58892951
Looks new and that, but bit depressing.... Idk I don't like tall buildings, not used to them.
>>
what's the name of that queen who fucked a horse?
>>
>>58892960
POF.
It's the Windows Phone version, and that's why it looks a bit shit.
>>
>>58893037
your dad
>>
>>58893037
Greek one fucked a bull. Godivah rode on a horse naked.
>>
>>58893024
>that
>tall
nigga...
>>
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Boutta get jihaded wahey
>>
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>>58893024
typical older building

>>58893037
catherine
>>
>>58893024
>I don't like tall buildings, not used to them
you're a weird spastic child
>>
>>58893069
Coming from a village were the only thing tall is the church.. Task buildings block out light on the street, like being in the fucking Amazon.
>>
>>58893162
*the
Fucking auto correct.

>>58893121
>t. Londoner
>>
beach in copenhagen

>>58893162
>Task buildings block out light on the street

Nah, not really
>>
>>58893162
suh big world outside y'ol shire me 'andsome
>>
>>58893162
>t. inbred child who's never left his little village
>>
>>58893214
geez, look at that power station in the distance
>>
>>58890361
>do you and your dad get along at least
I suppose. We fight sometimes but not very often. We don't talk about things or thoroughly enjoy eachothers company or anything really though.
>>
>>58893230
You angry about something mate?
>>
>>58893024
This. I'm not scared of heights or anything, but big blocky shite like that makes me feel trapped. It's unnatural and horrible, the antithesis of what humans should live amongst.
>>
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>>58893248
that's Amagerværket

they're building a new CHP plant there with a ski slope on top
>>
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>I'm from LONDON little laddie, I'm used to tall buildings
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpdM1S1vXLk

thoughts?
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>>58893295
Density is good you inbred

It's people like you that keeps rent so high because "muh tall buildings scare me"
>>
>>58892474
today is holocaust memorial day as well. coincidence? i think not
>>
evening
>>
>>58893305
looks futuristic
>>
>>58893375
shalom brother
>>
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>we'm scared of tall buildings round these parts. block out t'light. ent natchral.
>>
>>58893367
Don't mind cities with tall buildings like shops and restaurants and shit, but living in and around tall flats i don't like.
>>
>>58893433
kek
>>
>>58893367
>t. overpopulated peninsula with only life-denying modernists for architects
Ahh yes, very fashionable
>>
>>58893446
>pic related
Shit like this is depressing.
>>
new thread

>>58893500

>>58893500

>>58893500
>>
Why are women so gross?

oly fck they keep spitting and slobbering saliva into my mouth

it's absolutely disgusting
>>
>>58893479
>denmark
>overpopulated

kek
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