To stay awake all night adds a day to your life edition
>>58890598
>>58890598
>>58890598
Reminder
fuck /brit/
>>58890614
cunt!
Where is Ray Fkya?
>>58890627
Nah bruv, 40mph
morning lads. nice and sunny out. first day of wearing shorts to work this year desu
>>58890627
God save the Queen, yank
>>58890614
Faggot. You're one of us..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuL_euRslTc
How do we stop the eternal Frog?
>Just found out tattoos are illegal in South Korea
How can one country be so free from degeneracy?
>>58890654
when she dies your monarch is going to be a literal cuck
like an actual, non metaphorical cuck, that's what literal means
And I stood upon the sand of the sea and saw a beast rise up out of the sea… and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
>>58890657
I love Canada.
>>58890661
it can't be bargained with. it can't be reasoned with. it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead desu
>>58890675
m8 are rightful harry will take the throne and a new age of bitches and banter will rule over the motherland
>>58890675
>cuck
word doesn't even mean anything anymore t b h fatlad
I must rule with eye and claw
As the hawk among lesser birds.
>wearing shorts to work
LIMEYS FUCK OFF
>select all images with TEA
REEEE
>not wearing short shorts to work
>>58890732
This, what the fuck
>>58890713
metaphorical cuck is meaningless
your new monarch will be a literal cuckold
>>58890746
web dev lad. doesn't require a uniform like your asda job
>>58890678
Black metal is only good now if, it has the balls to mock Islam. Back when it was just Christianity no one hit back.
I want to see a multicultural disdain for religion.
>>58890732
Why on earth would you ever want to be in uncomfortable long clothing all day.
>>58890749
>>58890675
dude ebin omg
>it's a wake up and have a sneezing fit episode
>>58890675
>>58890697
>>58890713
Lizzy will never die yank, keep dreaming.
>>58890754
Do u wear billabong boardshorts and hawaiian shirts to work?
So how many noble prizes do you guys have. I hope you know how many we have
>>58890754
>not being a suit
Lel
ahh yes my infected toe just fucking exploded and literal congealed, viscous blood and pus poured out of it
honestly smelled like something had died hahaha
>>58890761
Loads of top tier Arab metal bands that are like that
desu Arabia has an amazing metal scene because its so underground
>>58890765
very good comic
>>58890788
tbf american science was cultivated by british and european scientists
>>58890675
She has made peace with the potatoes.
God bless her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKz-6vn_i00
>>58890765
you're literally posting a meta 4chan meme right now you absolute fucking nerd
>>58890797
>>58890761
also this album got in trouble in Norway for anti-Islamic stuff, though they did win a bunch of awards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pDd4QV2Mic
Gonna kill myself tonight. Then they will regret their actions. All of them
>>58890802
Are you Jewish?
morning lads
extremely depressed about the dream I just had
>>58890816
>memes
I'm free from the tyranny of the memes
memes serve ME I don't serve them
>>58890790
don't think i'd like it desu. can wear what i want to my job and it's a pretty fun office. decent salary too
>>58890825
haha! aussies, absolute madmen.
>>58890825
bruuuce spoke in class today
>>58890779
if i want to. haven't wanted to yet though tbf
>>58890793
Think the ring finger on my right hand may have some kind of infection. Feels rather swollen and has been so all day. If im honest i will probably do nothing about it and hope it sorts itself out
>>58890825
hey mate, what's up?
let's go to the local, sink a few bevvies and talk it out
ATTENTION: New photo of my gf
bosting drom school :DDDDDDD
>>58890831
Was it about Sadiq Khan winning the London election? I'd be depressed about that.
>>58890833
that's not a meme lad that's an eel
>>58890858
Soz mate im a bit busy tying this noose. Maybe next lifetime yeah?
>>58890857
best early test of infection is to check whether it's hot in comparison to other fingers.
my toe was so hot and painful and throbbing so i was like yer definitely infected but you only need abx if it becomes actively purulent and it wasn't. even now, it burst rather than leaked pus.
>>58890863
No, girl was I was spending a holiday with turned out to be a trans lesbian
>>58890858
Run a few abos over on the way and you've got a deal.
>>58890871
EELS!
EELS!
EELS!
Join in boy
>girl messages me on a dating site
>"Hello :)"
>mmm seems nice but, not interested
>block her and close the window
I'm cruel like that sometimes
New trial board: /qts/ - Cuties
>>58890893
me too
Remember to vote Goldsmith today, if you're in London
A vote for Khan is a vote for extremism and Pakistani pedo rape gangs. Muslims only care about other Muslims
>>58890896
I'd make a thread on there about you
hello guys i'm italian and want to come to L O N D O N to steal your jobs
the plan was to stay at my friend's place until first payday then get a room somewhere, however i read that for the nin thingy i need to bring proof that i live in the uk and of course i won't have any until i move out on my own, how do i get out of this?
>>58890905
my oh my, looks like the rorkes have come out to play today
>>58890922
say you lost your files in the infamous dolmio day riots
>>58890896
that is a very clever pun or play on words aha
>>58890884
You're having some fucked up dreams lad
>>58890904
*blocks you*
G'day mates how y'all doing
>tfw cuck myself in my dreams
>Go to an interview earlier in the week that a recruitment agency sent me to
>They mentioned no salary
>At the end they ask me what kind of salary I'm looking for and I say £22k
>Get a call from recruiter saying they want to make me an offer of 22k
>Ask for £25k
>Find out later on recruitment website the job was advertised at £20k
Do you think they will fold lads?
>>58890925
Fuck off leb
>>58890944
Make like a Finn and kill yourself
>>58890749
nah, Charlie cheated on Di first so it doesn't really count
>>58890817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOOebk_dKFo
>>58890944
Wish you'd killed more Russians desu
>>58890934
It was going great until that desu, thought she was my gf and everything was building up to the final night
There was also a lion that was communicating with me via text at one point, which was quite cool
>>58890905
nah lad i want public transport costs frozen desu. they rise every year much faster than inflation and goldsmith wants to put them up again so he can fuck off tbph
>>58890956
Finns dont do that
*doors swings open*
*Montgomery enters throwing down the bodies of dead runts*
*i walk over them into /brit/*
whose next you pathetic runts
>>58890975
Unlucky
>black metal
>>58890971
They are just people brainwashed to believe they are russians. It is sad
>>58890982
A vote for Khan is a vote for more muslims though. They'll only get emboldened if you vote in a muslim for mayor.
>>58890859
I would appreciate it if you stopped posting photos of my gf already.
>>58890973
Sounds like you've been dong micro dots of acid mate.
Grandma said i look like Errol Flynn again
>>58890975
Where abouts in Israel are you from?
>>58890975
Really? I thought Judaism was an American maymay.
I bet you circumcise like Americans do too.
>Literally voting for a muslim
Turbo rasheed
>>58891019
Was there any sort of russianisation programs in Finland like in the Baltics?
Has anyone seen thailad?
I plan on spending today telling people how important it is to vote despite not being registered myself.
gonna do first choice: Ukip
second choice: Tories
good idea?
this is the welsh vote btw
>>58891060
Given the choice between a jew and a muslim I will always pick a jew every time.
>why yes m'lady, of course i vote in favour of a candidate with policies i fundamentally disagree with because of the religious beliefs of the main alternative
>>58891019
If they were they'd disappear though.
Such is life in the chaos wastes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC9bsezOB2s
>>58891117
>the so-called conservative party
ah yes
Not voting in a pointless election, my time if far too valuable for that
>>58891113
Is that your bedroom lad?
>>58891108
yhyhyhh
Dad said I look like Richard Ashcroft
Is this ok to post here?
>>58891142
wasnt asking you
>it's write a minimum of 1000 words for each of 3 questions in essay style and in exam conditions without any notes episode
K lads finger just got proper hot like. I think its safe to assume its infected. If i dont make it walk my dog for me
>voting for someone richer than you
turbo classcucked
>>58891141
yeah
>>58891175
Okay
>>58891164
please be more clear in the future.
Women over 5'9 are not women, they are monsters
What the consensus on thailand now?
Last time I was here was back in november of last year and everyone hated him
>Voting
Plebs. The only time i would ever vote is if the fine i got from not voting was more than the amount of money i would lose from taking time out of work to vote
>>58891212
>him
thailand is a country
>>58891132
yeah but I don't reallllly care about that. they've got alright ideas for saving the NHS in wales (ironically, welsh labour has been cutting it into shreds for years), so that's something that would definitely affect my vote. they seem like a decent second choice to me 2bh. who would you suggest instead?
>>58891181
>voting
>not overthrowing the bourgeoisie in a coup d'etat
Apex classcucked
>>58891212
Nope. Thailad is love, thailad is life
What's the starting salary for isis these days lads?
>>58891113
I like the old skool ashtray. I have a holsten pils one myself. They are indestructible.
>>58891123
>Why yes I will vote for this candidate despite the fact that he has shared a platform with terrorist organisations
>>58891213
>working on a saturday
look whose the pleb now
>>58891222
1st: ukip
2nd: ukip
Can't wait for
>KHAN'D
>>58891237
b-but muh fares!!
People in this country need to get their priorities straight before its too late
>I live in a constituency that is holding elections today
>>58891243
Days off are during the week. Just works better like that
Traditional media: BTFO
>yfw boomers will soon be dead
>voting for a mam that said moderate Muslims are uncle toms.
Ah yes very fifth column
>>58891265
>working on the weekend
>not going out with the lads on the weekend
PLEB
I live in a constituency that is holding elections today
>>58891212
I thought i liked him for a while. I learned there's several of them. That's duplicitous. Be wise and ignore. Not one of us. Novelty is over.
>>58891261
If you vote for a muslim you are part of the problem. Get out.
>>58891248
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
is a Mongol running for Mayor of London?
>yfw there's probably at least one grill lurking here R I G H T N O W
>>58891292
There's 2 regulars
>>58891297
I'm not voting for the Khunt
I'm taking the piss out of people who only care about their precious fares
>>58891305
yeah and she's probably a vapid ugly cunt
"Moderate Muslims are uncle Toms" t. Sadiq Rasheed Muhammad Abu Hamza Nasheed Ali Abdul Bin Laden Khan
>>58891324
am not
>>58891310
Exactly.
IF YOU WANT A NIGGER FOR A NEIGHBOUR, VOTE LABOUR.
>>58891329
Several implies at LEAST 3 or more imo
>>58891274
What is an uncle Tom and why is it a problem that he called so-called quote moderate end quote Muslims Uncle Tom?
favourite city in skyrim lads?
i'm a markarth man myself
>>58891316
Right. Hard to tell on here with all the shitposting that goes on
willy was hanging especially nice this morning
>>58891353
All of skyrims cities were shit
Cba to vote today
>>58891328
can i eat you out?
>>58891327
Only in Londonistan.
Should be nuked 2bqhwyl
LITERALLY can't sleep without having a bad nightmare
>>58891305
>tfw new radiohead was shit
>>58891363
Can I suck it?
>>58891364
t. filthy greyskin "refugee"
>>58891347
An uncle Tom was a black slave that chose to suck up to his white masters for better treatment instead of standing with fellow blacks. It's a slur blacks call other blacks.
They also call them "house niggers" because they would live in the masters house
>>58891342
IF YOU WANT A PAKI FOR A NEIGHBOUR VOTE LABOUR
>>58891366
same. dont even know where my polling card is
>>58891353
even if falkreath was ctrl+v, i liked its setting
>>58891381
Only started listening to them because of this song. I love it.
Recommend me some of their other stuff?
>>58891305
>Skyrim. Fuck off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIP2bv4vjIE
Not overly impressed
>"don't be silly you racist conspiracy nut Muslims aren't taking over britain"
>in the near future we will literally be led by a muslim pm
>>58891166
how long's the exam?
>>58891385
Ah OK.
I see the problem now. Instead of having them integrate, he just wants them to stay in their own exclaves
>>58891395
the woods and scenery were cosy but the constant rain reminded me too much of home haha i fancied a bit of escapism from all that
>>58891366
If you don't vote you don't get a say, have a quick check of candidates and their policies and then vote. I don't even are who you vote for , just go to the ballot box or the whole system is worthless.
>>58891404
Just start with okcomputer
or inrainbows because that probably sonicaly closer to that track
>>58891421
2 hours
>>58891422
See
>>58891417
Some people hate them whether they integrate or not
劇的JOY!ビフォーアフター is a banger desu
>he's not voting English democrats
>>58891432
ignore this.
just don't vote for a degen
Literally got more leaflets through the door for a shitty local council election than the last GE. About 10 each labour and lib demand
Just voted :)
put an X by all the ones I didn't like
>>58891405
great game desu
cant wait for blood and wine
>>58891468
Good lad
>>58891439
yeah okay that's pretty fucked up hahaha
the worst exam i've ever had was 4 essays and 120 multiple choice in 90 minutes hahahahaha so many people went absolutely mental over it
>>58891457
england has an election?
>>58891422
No, the problem is he referred to "moderate muslims" as uncle toms which is derogatory so what is Khan? Is he a moderate muslim? Is he an uncle tom? What are his motives?
>falling from greatness and being overrun.
>>58891440
I doubt he is integrated in the same way as native Londoners. He literally said that non-radical muslims were uncle Toms.
He integrated in Londonistan, not London.
Why can't Russia join the Arab union? It shouldn't be a muslim club
remember the time independence referendum votes were apparently seen being lifted away in boxes to an undisclosed location or to be shredded and burned?
wonder if the same thing will happen to leave ballots.
>>58891432
Nah I've got work cba
rate my europe lads
>currently on the bus
>sitting with my legs across the leg-space of the seat next to me because the bus is half empty
>bus stops at a busy stop
>seat in front of me is empty
>girl sits down next to me instead as I barely move my legs away in time
>is currently fidgeting
Hmm
WE got London on the track
>>58891469
meh i fucked up linking. every wildling in got is in witcher too.
it's a beautiful thing. every northern Irish voice actor and screen actor. You lads have subtitles.
>>58891521
What game?
>>58891532
She wants your love
>>58891544
Victoria 2
>>58891532
give her a cheeky fingerbash
who /downloading overwatch open beta/ here?
>tfw no voting app
the fuck?
London is officially finished
>ah a fine maiden has say next to me on the bus. I wonder what my peers over on /brit/ will make of this
There's a literal fedora on the bus im on lads
>>58891582
Tell her about /brit/
We need more slags on here
I gave my seat for a Sheila once, she said thank you. That's all
i'm a moderate voter
>>58891600
they do seem to be getting more common
I saw someone wearing one of those black trenchcoat type things you see in the fedora pictures in subway yesterday
>>58891600
it's your reflection
>>58891600
take a pic
the missus enjoys being bitten
and choked
and being thrown about and powerfucked
should I just go as far as I can to see how kinky she is? should I spit on her or slap her or piss on her?
>>58891607
i'm a dandy highwayman
>>58891600
Kick his head in son. Take his faggot hat as a trophy. Kek wills it, or god.
>>58891622
See if she's into cucking
Going to work bye
Manchester is so cucked, all 96 local councillors are labour
I'm a radical moderate
>>58891643
not really my cup of tea ngl
I'm a radical centrist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7hHx7gdN68
>>58891432
>>58891461
>>58891512
You guys are worthless. What's the point in a democratic system if you can't exercise your views?
I'm a moderate terrorist
>>58891676
delete this
>>58891666
I'm a moderate marxist
Unironically voting Labour today
>>58891521
No Tsargrad m8
I ironically vote in the elections.
I believe in violent non-aggression
Hope this fucking weather fucks off soon
Sweaty man.jpg
>>58891324
umm... RUDE?!
Labour sold us out to pakis
motherfucker
I base who I vote on on who has the most ironic name.
>>58891707
You are "unironically" a paki then.
>>58891708
Constantinople. Orthodox Vatican city.
people i knew from school are shilling for plaid cymru and labour on facebook ffs
http://www.strawpoll.me/10133008
http://www.strawpoll.me/10133008
http://www.strawpoll.me/10133008
Need to know for research purposes
she's british
>Of course I vote - I'm too stupid to realise that anarchy is the best route for this nation to take
You bout to get schlonged
>>58891753
Go back to L
>>58891769
who cares?
If you care about this you are a permavirgin.
>>58891757
The five patriarchates will we reunified one day and Christianity will be restored
>>58891762
Hairy girls are best girls.
>>58891753
she looks pretty non-white anyway lad
baka
>>58891676
Hey Mick, at least you guys used to phone in sick.
>shilling
>>58891788
I'm not talking about a little pubes or armpit hair. I'm talking full on hairy face, visible moustache, etc
>when "radical lefties" become good little liberals and go out and vote
>>58891762
literally going out with a bird that has hairy-ish arms because she has dark hair
it's not a huge deal since she's petite and qt for everything else
>>58891756
Are Yvonne
>>58891762
voted fat but it depends how fat
British fat - sure.
American fat - no way.
>>58891791
no she doesn't
she looks pure european
>>58891769
Degenerate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrRmgbchiGY
You will always be a Swede. You need to fix shit Christian brother.
please someone pay attention to me
>>58891792
>actually taking these pictures
