Fuck the krauts edition
Janitor
>>58887139
Go to sleep and don't wake up then
*unintelligible garble*
me in the mouth
>>58887165
You must be non-white too. Whites went to bed hours ago
I'm 24 next week. I feel old.
>>58887170
Grim
That wasn't a good post, delete it and put it in the old thread
>>58887167
so true
>>58887170
>some asian faget with blue hairs has more balls than me
not unexpected but still disappointing desu
>>58887181
We're all preparing to vote UKIP so pakis will be /out/
>>58887194
I'm 26 right fucking now
/brit/ >>58886727 → one of us is ascending to the heavens. Come wish him goodbye.
>>58887223
As a 19 year old, I couldn't imagine being that old.
You must feel ancient haha.
Seriously stop posting this gen and get the fuck to your own chan you absolutely miserable sacks of shit
>>58887240
Translation pls
Lads, it's near time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQf0JOspU0M
>>58887114
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in Europe
>>58887240
Can't read Spanish
>>58887253
We have our own chan, but posting here is better :)
>>58887240
Batmaning is a really stupid way to do it
>>58887272
>>58887299
Finally I took the necessary courage, bought a bottle of vodka and drink while I think go really is not the worst option . I thought of writing something for my mother and other people, but I do not see why. I have nothing of value nor should any amount , then no need to do any kind of will. A message is scheduled to be sent to one of my friends , so the neighbors will not be bothered by the smell of putrefaction , possess universal insurance as the funeral costs , then no one will have a headache . Anyway , I tried other methods , but it will be by hanging , as you can see in the picture . I wish everyone a happy and full life, do not let yourselves be discouraged by difficulties ! A big hug from your friend dwarf.
>>58887253
Speak your own language stop speaking English
>>58887288
It's a fucking joke, the "deal" with Turkey was supposed to resolve the migrant problem but all that's going to happen is ~80m Turks coming freely to Europe.
>>58887244
it'll creep up on you before you know it son
>>58887301
I know you have your own chan, and I know this one is better because everything we do is better
But seriously, everybody here fucking hates Brits, you're all the most miserable excuses for """""people""""" I've ever had the displeasure of being around in my entire life
I'll attribute it to the weather
Daily reminder /brit/, you're officialy worse than France.
-PAKI homo
-french/anglo jewish bastard
What a disgrace.
God save the queen tbf.
>>58887240
>how do you want your suicide senpai?
>slow and painful
>say no more
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/may/24/one-million-minority-ethnic-votes-helped-tories-no-10
>>58887359
Thanks for trying but... it's just not the same as when he was here.
>>58887272
>>58887299
>I finally have the necessary courage, I bought vodka and while I drink I think that leaving isn't the worst choice. I thought about righting something to my mom and others, but i can't see why I should. I have nothing of value nor do i own anythin, so a testament is not needed. A message is programmed to be sent to my friend, so the neighbors won't be bothered with the putrefication, i have funerary insurance, so no costs for anyone. I decided to hang as you can see. I wish you all a happy and full life. A big hug from your friend anon.
remember that france country from the 1800s lads haha
>>58887325
English is our language now you fucking inbred ape, it's the international standard because of our cultural hegemony, it's only relevant because of us
Fuck OFF brits
>>58887195
Come to my house and say it to my face.
Spoiler alert: you wont.
>>58887359
Everyone hates yanks desu
>>58887373
Pic related was 10 years ago and before the refugee crisis
I'm 68 next week. I feel old.
>>58887376
france is shit. more unemployment and more muslims than the UK
>>58887410
The US wouldn't be what it is without the UK, show some respek
Spent almost 2 hours trying to make a sling
didn't use a big enough piece of string (got two big long bits of string then folded them to make 4 strands which I then plaited or whatever)
I'll try again when it gets light out probably, will use proper rope this time probably as that wont take as long.
>>58887410
Im English and live in England
You're American and live in America
Speak your own language, not mine
Canada, Australia, new Zealand, south africa and the Indian sub continent speak it because of the British empire not America not gobble memes up
>>58887436
We're all screwed. Muslims are everywhere.
>>58887473
>Im English and live in England
rorke
>>58887403
what are you talking about fellow englishman
there is no such thing as a 'france' haha
by the way i forgot the code to the secret bunker under buckhingam where our nationnal secrets are well hidden
mind giving me a hand old chap
haha
>>58887403
>>58887436
Triggered
France has more nukes
And France doesn't have a muslim mayor for the capital city
Wew britos, I feel sad for you. Almost.
>>58887425
Everybody loves yanks, we're one of the most loved countries on earth and just because you and your fucking OYYYYY M8 kind don't doesn't mean the rest of the world feels the same way, we get more positive and negative attention than you because we are more relevant than you
Pic related, literally everybody fucking hates you, Brits are horribly disgusting and nobody can stand to be around them
Odds I make beans on toast
Evens I go to bed hungry
0 first reply chooses
>>58887508
Nice try frog
>>58887436
and yet in the end we will prevail
god and my right
>>58887486
Jocks pls go
>>58887523
Nice "source" everyone on 4chan hates yank twats, now sling your hook and fuck off
>>58887521
Your country has an embarrassing rate of people without jobs
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e-IWRmpefzE
Post tunes
>>58887521
i'm the official /brit/ french
fuck off
muh flag monopoly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7my9mYOMNf0
oi
>>58887473
Literally the only reason English is the global standard is because of us, it doesn't matter if you deny it, that won't make it less true
You're an island ape who is likely a product of many incestuous relationships, accept it, that's all you are
>>58887521
>France has more nukes
They may have. Until they 'sold' a few hundred warheads to the Israelis. For shame.
Now they have a 'Samson option'. Well played sir.
>>58887532
Am quite hungry though lads
Does this reroll count?
>>58887585
I'll help you out lad
>>58887545
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1024051/The-worlds-worst-Britons-tourists-hoteliers-nightmares.html
LITERALLY A BRITISH SOURCE HAHAHAHA
If you vote UKIP or britdem you literally deserve to die
>>58887566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OMTB8YwILY
>>58887538
Honi soit qui mal y pense pêh
>>58887550
UK has an embarrassing rate of muslim mayor
And nuclear reactor made in France.
>>58887545
It's because of the costa del sol, lad
>>58887566
Yeah the largest and most successful empire ever with successful and rich former settler colonies around the globe had nothing to do with it - repeating something doesn't make it true
Dunno why you even come here, time for you to fuck off Jamal
>>58887532
Why are you making beans on toast at 4:36 in the morning?
>>58887612
Yeah but France has Frenchies in it. Checkmate.
>>58887559
Eat my cheesy hairy dong fucker
>>58887577
>UK's nukes
>made in US of A
Tu ne peux pas faire cette merde haute
>>58887553
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk
>>58887642
>literally denying the supremacy of American cultural hegemony
Hahaha AS YOU POST ON AN AMERICAN WEBSITE
Limeys OUT
>>58887603
Yeah it's a fucking mail online """"" source""""" from 8 yesrs ago as in its absolute worthless shite and doesn't change the fact everyone on 4chan hate's smug arrogant yank twats
>>58887646
Because mans hungry you get me
>>58887673
Japanese website
>>58887673
>he says that in ENGLISH
Literally cannot fucking make it up
Last time I checked England was in Britain, not america 2bh
dumb french vs english and brits vs yank posts
that's not even banter
see ya tomorrow i can use my time better with a wank and a cheeseburger
I just want to go back to that moment. I kept saying at the time to enjoy it because it will be over soon. Now it is.
>>58887667
The nukes Israel have are neither ours nor American.
You 'lost' a few or yours my brother..
lmao
>>58887712
you're a mess :P
>>58887553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t2tjNqGyJI
>this yank getting baited hard
Sort yourself out "lad"
didn't read, lol
>>58887523
>Britbongs & Ruskies
>worse than Chinese
what the fuck? there is no way
>>58887721
What are you talking about dude, France still has more nukes than UK
We GAVE nuclear tech to kikeland, yep. And maybe some warheads.
This thread is like 1812 all over again. Stupid war between brother anglos
>>58887682
Everyone on 4chan IS a yank you fucking dip
You are the only country that so routinely shows its inferiority complex, get the fuck out to your own chan
>>58887771
The Chinese are annoying and rude but they don't tend to go on drunken rampages like Brits and Ruskies.
everyone should do themselves a favour and listen this song immediately or you are all a bunch of stupid idiots!!
https://soundcloud.com/soysauce_url/suga-suga-soysauce-remix
>>58887803
We need a Serb.
>>58887735
Nice
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7PluBc_kIZQ
>>58887808
>speaking English on the English invented world wide web
Not enough infographics and statistics, Neo-Riley is rubbish
>>58887803
America is hardly anglo anymore
Even out of European heritage they are more kraut
>>58887835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-6Y_91v5I
>>58887771
Have you ever dealt with British tourists? They're disgusting, obnoxious, socks-with-sandals tier retards and we always fuck with them when they come to our beaches
It's always so easy to spot them, gotta fuck with them to make sure they never come back, we made some leave once because we had them convinced the beach belonged to a local "surf gang" there aren't surf gangs here hahahahahaha
Limeys out, get out of our website and out of our fucking country
>>58887800
I wasn't disputing our e-nuke peen.
Just sayan we're all a target now because of your stupidity.
Why would give those animals anything?
>>58887882
good post. seen enough brain dead hate of americans here to justify it
>>58887826
Some kebab removers would be nice. Too bad none of them can afford internet.
>Have you ever dealt with British tourists? They're disgusting, obnoxious, socks-with-sandals tier retards and we always fuck with them when they come to our beaches
>>58887359
>>58887373
restrain bullying instincts
share the love
>stellaris out next week
>far harbor out this month
>blood and wine out next month
looks like ill have plenty of vidya to sate my autism lads
>>58887867
this tbqh
I just want her back lads ;_;
>>58887929
This is literally, unironically what British tourists look like
It's as if you're unaware of that, in fact these people are PROBABLY British
>>58887882
>Have you ever dealt with British tourists?
We are the most horrible cunts unleased into Europe. Europe though, not the states. What the fuck would you know about our cheap flight incursions into Spain, France and Greece?
Look at you attempting to fit in. Awwh so qt.
>>58887897
>Why would give those animals anything?
Lulz
>>58887905
>seen enough brain dead hate of americans here to justify it
What does he mean by this?
>>58887882
Have you ever dealt with "Mexican" tourists? They're disgusting, obnoxious, burgers and clapping tier retards and we always fuck with them when they come to our pubs.
It's always so easy to spot them, gotta fuck with them to make sure they never come back, we made some leave once because we had them convinced the beach belonged to a local cartel there aren't "whites" here hahahahahaha
Mexicans out, get out of our website and out of our fucking country
Saw an American once.
>>58887958
lol
>>58887983
I deal with you on a daily basis because you pieces of shit and the Germans regular vacation where I live
The Germans aren't pleasant people but they're nowhere NEAR as fat, shitty, and obnoxious as you fucking swine, you look like pre cooked pork personified
>This is literally, unironically what British tourists look like
>It's as if you're unaware of that, in fact these people are PROBABLY British
>>58888006
hope you're okay now
>updated my Tinder pic
>three new matches today
Ah yes excellent
>>58888051
all me
>>58887988
Will you celebrate when Brian Blessed dies?
We may have to go to war again if you do Froglad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKHihAPr2Rc
>>58887929
>Have you ever dealt with British tourists? They're disgusting, obnoxious, socks-with-sandals tier retards and we always fuck with them when they come to our beaches
>>58888036
12 years of therapy, I still have the occasional flashback
>>58888051
You can't prove those are connected. You might have got five new matches if you hadn't updated it
>I deal with you on a daily basis because you pieces of shit and the Germans regular vacation where I live
>The Germans aren't pleasant people but they're nowhere NEAR as fat, shitty, and obnoxious as you fucking swine, you look like pre cooked pork personified
>>58888063
Again, this is exactly what British tourists here look like
Just add socks and sandals and a little fat, red-faced child
>>58888051
As long as they aren't abos it's all good, though I doubt they know how to do anything except huff petrol and collect welfare.
LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS
>>58888097
ill prove that your ass can take my dick if you dont shut your whore mouth, faggot
>>58888178
*gasp*
>>58888165
Oh look the "whites" are here to reclaim their land
>Again, this is exactly what British tourists here look like
>Just add socks and sandals and a little fat, red-faced child
>>58888165
We own that for strategic sheep purposes.
>>58888165
Messi go to bed
>It's an anon posts on 4chan until 5am then listens to the Ricky Gervais show on his phone until he falls asleep and wakes up at 4 in the afternoon episode
American tourists are chill af
We love them and this is what they see.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEEx3oUuiII
>>58888277
Jokes on you, I don't sleep.
Radio and podcasts are patrician forms of media
>>58888277
Already seen this episode
>tfw no internet voting
>>58888333
Just go to a polling station you melt
>>58888385
that's more like it
getting into bed lads
will be getposting from mobile, which i remind you is 500 posts away
let's bring this one home for /brit/
>>58887114
ahh yes
>>58888395
enjoy bed
Why are Yanks obsessed with us?
>>58888429
They lack history.
>>58888429
It's just one sad fucker
@58888385
this image is a lie
>>58888277
>Copy.com died and took the Ricky Gervais collection with it
End it
>>58888277
do this but with roman history podcasts
>>58887523
>not even on the list
I guess they didn't poll bali and thailand
>>58888521
In Our Time is good as well. Melvyn Bragg is pretty funny.
>>58888502
It's all on youtube anyway
>>58888521
Someone fedora him
>>58888556
They polled Europeans
>the Canadian passport still has the Union Jack, three lions etc on it
Interesting concept, how long before it's just a leaf?
>>58888583
Who gives a fuck about Europe?
Does Rorke have a Reddit flag?
Most yanks on 4chan just cannot into banter. They get riled up too easily
Lads what would you do if you came round my house and I forced you to watch pic related's anime with me?
>>58888682
would probably start bothering you sexually
Might do a wank, just gotta piss first
>>58888583
It's hardly a fucking surprise that America's who have to pay hundreds or thousands of pounds to get here are better behaved than Brits who can get a flight for like 20 quid lol
Fucking idiot
>>58888640
You're asking me
The Colour of Magic
By Terry Pratchett
Read
By Tony Robinson
>>58888680
Greater London
>>58888583
Why are you so meek joining in with shit?
Is it because 2 beers and you're fucked?
>>58888726
Is this a thing?
>>58888680
Lots of them are convicted racists
>>58888716
It's not hard for a lower middle class American to save up ~800 for a flight
You're just shittily behaved people
>>58888709
>piss before a wank
>not after
piss-clean tubes a best
>>58888726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGGzbxeYtmU
>>58888752
Why would you compare lower middle class americans to the underclasses?
>>58888680
Norfolk
Ayrshire
>>58888745
All this talk of podcasts just made me remember listening to audiobooks on that strange archaic tape based media storage, can't remember for the life of me what they were called.
if this post is the 8GET then islam destroys britain and we all have to sit back and watch
I'm popeye the sailor man
yuk yuk yuk
>>58888752
>>58888716
The difference here is ..
Yanks are loud and annoying in places they shouldn't be, such as public transport etc.
Brits are loud and annoying in places they should be, like khaosan road (a street filled with bars)
Aussies are no better than Brits..
Russians:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IltHff-0U0
>>58888772
Pissing after a wank is retarded, your cum and piss mix and it kills
>>58888752
So you're comparing Americans who spend $1000 dollars and don't go very often to Brits who go at least once every year and spend a small amount of money
Fucking idiot
Think I might have eggs tomorrow
Eggs are an important part of a balanced breakfast you know
>>58888814
trying again for this. allahu ackbar lads
>>58888888
>>58888847
better luck next time
CHAT
>>58888828
How heavy are those goalposts?
>>58888888
>>58888847
are you retarded
its only at >>58888892
>>58888875
>>58888858
damn, off by 30
race war
>>58888819
>it kills
Your dick is broken
>>58888781
Christopher was the best of Britain.
RIP
>>58888862
SHIT
>>58888888
so true
>>58888819
>your cum and piss mix and it kills
i don't think that's normal pham
>>58888875
>logical phallusmeme
>>58888819
usually there is some time between the two so the right lane opens
its the shoa memorial day
>>58888954
I'd already forgot desu. Nearly a year now.
>>58889018
RIP mr Shoa
>>58889018
You can only post on /brit/ if we made you.
Oh fuck, we did, didn't we.
>>58889018
coronation day
>>58889018
Here are my shekels lad, kill some pallies for me
>>58889018
Is fapping to jewish girls an acceptable tribute?
>Canada has taken in 5 times as many refugees as the UK
>>58889018
Fo' shoa
>>58889107
"refugees"
>>58889107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IjGNJPNyzU
*shoots you with a sandwich that i bit into the shape of a rudimentary firearm*
>>58889107
>Canada has a net migration rate twice that of the UK, despite is having free movement of people with a population of over 500 million
>>58889107
Like JUSTin Trudeau said it is the current year
>>58889107
They will become a very powerful nation in years to come then
>>58889175
Damn you vile woman
>>58889107
>welcome home
You know that's not how refugees work? You're supposed to take them in until their country is safely inhabitable again, and then send them home.
lads, what if we're part of some giant aliens science experiment
>>58887244
I'm 26 as well, and to be honest the only time I ever feel old is when I look up a porn star and see she was born several years after me.
Something about people many years younger than me being pornstars (something I grew up with internet fapping to always seeing as older than me) while I'm at home as a NEET really fucking hurts.
>>58889240
Straya, why aren't you as funny as your brother?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITLXo19248g
>>58889240
I'm triggered desu, I'm a trans-woman
watching some Karen anime
anime.
>>58889309
You probably weren't in the control group.
>>58889336
Sort your life out faggot.
>>58889358
Make me
>>58889367
Outside. Lets go.
>>58889386
Be gentle, you shouldn't hit girls.
Found this
lol
>>58889398
Fair enough. Where should I not hit you... Jesus.
You're gunna offer to suck my dick aren't you.
>>58889432
DELETE THIS
>>58889439
Not the face, I won't be able to suck your dick
>>58889398
Just say it was a bit of the ol' "spray and pray fisting"
>>58889432
Never trust a Turk
*drives over your foot*
>you will never be a native american and drink yourself to death in between giving talks at schools about half-remembered history
*watches British anime*
oh shit Shino, get it together!
think salad might be my favourite vegetable
>>58889503
Halfway there lad
>>58889505
>british anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_lMZtLWJOs
>>58889517
>not oboe
>>58889535
I carved it out of a marrow. But I can get a whole percussion section from a salad
>>58889537
rorke desu
>>58889537
me on the right
>>58889558
Rasheed
>>58889550
Obviously the correct choice is beetroot
>>58889577
pakis out
>>58889527
If only the other half of me was Cherokee too
ngl
so i won't
>>58889603
Being pissed would be a rite of passage!
Anyone still drinking lads
I could go for some garmonbozia ngl
>>58889672
I'll sup with you.
>>58889672
Wayiyiy lad
>>58889697
Good times.
>>58889672
i just got a cocktail shaker so ive been looking for an excuse to use it
what do
>sharks have teeth for skin
>>58889727
TVR.
>>58889731
A bit like how yanks have burgers for skin.
>>58889727
Say fuck it and just throw whatever liquids you can find into it.
>>58889749
weyyyyy. Might go to my polling station pissed. What do you reckon?
