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Fuck the krauts edition
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Janitor
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>>58887139
Go to sleep and don't wake up then
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*unintelligible garble*
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me in the mouth
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>>58887165
You must be non-white too. Whites went to bed hours ago
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I'm 24 next week. I feel old.
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>>58887170
Grim

That wasn't a good post, delete it and put it in the old thread
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>>58887167
so true
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>>58887170
>some asian faget with blue hairs has more balls than me

not unexpected but still disappointing desu
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>>58887181
We're all preparing to vote UKIP so pakis will be /out/
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>>58887194
I'm 26 right fucking now
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/brit/ >>58886727 → one of us is ascending to the heavens. Come wish him goodbye.
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>>58887223
As a 19 year old, I couldn't imagine being that old.
You must feel ancient haha.
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Seriously stop posting this gen and get the fuck to your own chan you absolutely miserable sacks of shit
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>>58887240
Translation pls
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Lads, it's near time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQf0JOspU0M
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>>58887114
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in Europe
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>>58887240
Can't read Spanish
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>>58887253
We have our own chan, but posting here is better :)
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>>58887240
Batmaning is a really stupid way to do it
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>>58887272
>>58887299
Finally I took the necessary courage, bought a bottle of vodka and drink while I think go really is not the worst option . I thought of writing something for my mother and other people, but I do not see why. I have nothing of value nor should any amount , then no need to do any kind of will. A message is scheduled to be sent to one of my friends , so the neighbors will not be bothered by the smell of putrefaction , possess universal insurance as the funeral costs , then no one will have a headache . Anyway , I tried other methods , but it will be by hanging , as you can see in the picture . I wish everyone a happy and full life, do not let yourselves be discouraged by difficulties ! A big hug from your friend dwarf.
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>>58887253
Speak your own language stop speaking English
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>>58887288
It's a fucking joke, the "deal" with Turkey was supposed to resolve the migrant problem but all that's going to happen is ~80m Turks coming freely to Europe.
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>>58887244
it'll creep up on you before you know it son
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>>58887301
I know you have your own chan, and I know this one is better because everything we do is better

But seriously, everybody here fucking hates Brits, you're all the most miserable excuses for """""people""""" I've ever had the displeasure of being around in my entire life

I'll attribute it to the weather
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Daily reminder /brit/, you're officialy worse than France.

-PAKI homo
-french/anglo jewish bastard

What a disgrace.

God save the queen tbf.
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>>58887240
>how do you want your suicide senpai?
>slow and painful
>say no more
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http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/may/24/one-million-minority-ethnic-votes-helped-tories-no-10
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>>58887359
Thanks for trying but... it's just not the same as when he was here.
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>>58887272
>>58887299
>I finally have the necessary courage, I bought vodka and while I drink I think that leaving isn't the worst choice. I thought about righting something to my mom and others, but i can't see why I should. I have nothing of value nor do i own anythin, so a testament is not needed. A message is programmed to be sent to my friend, so the neighbors won't be bothered with the putrefication, i have funerary insurance, so no costs for anyone. I decided to hang as you can see. I wish you all a happy and full life. A big hug from your friend anon.
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remember that france country from the 1800s lads haha
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>>58887325
English is our language now you fucking inbred ape, it's the international standard because of our cultural hegemony, it's only relevant because of us

Fuck OFF brits
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>>58887195
Come to my house and say it to my face.

Spoiler alert: you wont.
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>>58887359
Everyone hates yanks desu

>>58887373
Pic related was 10 years ago and before the refugee crisis
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I'm 68 next week. I feel old.
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>>58887376
france is shit. more unemployment and more muslims than the UK
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>>58887410
The US wouldn't be what it is without the UK, show some respek
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Spent almost 2 hours trying to make a sling

didn't use a big enough piece of string (got two big long bits of string then folded them to make 4 strands which I then plaited or whatever)

I'll try again when it gets light out probably, will use proper rope this time probably as that wont take as long.
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>>58887410
Im English and live in England

You're American and live in America

Speak your own language, not mine

Canada, Australia, new Zealand, south africa and the Indian sub continent speak it because of the British empire not America not gobble memes up
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>>58887436
We're all screwed. Muslims are everywhere.
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>>58887473
>Im English and live in England
rorke
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>>58887403
what are you talking about fellow englishman
there is no such thing as a 'france' haha
by the way i forgot the code to the secret bunker under buckhingam where our nationnal secrets are well hidden
mind giving me a hand old chap

haha
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>>58887403
>>58887436


Triggered

France has more nukes

And France doesn't have a muslim mayor for the capital city

Wew britos, I feel sad for you. Almost.
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>>58887425
Everybody loves yanks, we're one of the most loved countries on earth and just because you and your fucking OYYYYY M8 kind don't doesn't mean the rest of the world feels the same way, we get more positive and negative attention than you because we are more relevant than you

Pic related, literally everybody fucking hates you, Brits are horribly disgusting and nobody can stand to be around them
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Odds I make beans on toast
Evens I go to bed hungry
0 first reply chooses
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>>58887508
Nice try frog
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>>58887436
and yet in the end we will prevail
god and my right
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>>58887486
Jocks pls go

>>58887523
Nice "source" everyone on 4chan hates yank twats, now sling your hook and fuck off
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>>58887521
Your country has an embarrassing rate of people without jobs
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=e-IWRmpefzE

Post tunes
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>>58887521
i'm the official /brit/ french
fuck off
muh flag monopoly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7my9mYOMNf0

oi
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>>58887473
Literally the only reason English is the global standard is because of us, it doesn't matter if you deny it, that won't make it less true

You're an island ape who is likely a product of many incestuous relationships, accept it, that's all you are
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>>58887521
>France has more nukes
They may have. Until they 'sold' a few hundred warheads to the Israelis. For shame.
Now they have a 'Samson option'. Well played sir.
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>>58887532
Am quite hungry though lads
Does this reroll count?
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>>58887585
I'll help you out lad
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>>58887545
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1024051/The-worlds-worst-Britons-tourists-hoteliers-nightmares.html

LITERALLY A BRITISH SOURCE HAHAHAHA

If you vote UKIP or britdem you literally deserve to die
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>>58887566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OMTB8YwILY
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>>58887538
Honi soit qui mal y pense pêh

>>58887550
UK has an embarrassing rate of muslim mayor
And nuclear reactor made in France.
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>>58887545
It's because of the costa del sol, lad
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>>58887566
Yeah the largest and most successful empire ever with successful and rich former settler colonies around the globe had nothing to do with it - repeating something doesn't make it true

Dunno why you even come here, time for you to fuck off Jamal
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>>58887532
Why are you making beans on toast at 4:36 in the morning?
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>>58887612
Yeah but France has Frenchies in it. Checkmate.
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>>58887559
Eat my cheesy hairy dong fucker

>>58887577
>UK's nukes
>made in US of A

Tu ne peux pas faire cette merde haute
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>>58887553
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk
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http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1462401245371.webm
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>>58887642
>literally denying the supremacy of American cultural hegemony

Hahaha AS YOU POST ON AN AMERICAN WEBSITE

Limeys OUT
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>>58887603
Yeah it's a fucking mail online """"" source""""" from 8 yesrs ago as in its absolute worthless shite and doesn't change the fact everyone on 4chan hate's smug arrogant yank twats
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>>58887646
Because mans hungry you get me
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>>58887673
Japanese website
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>>58887673
>he says that in ENGLISH

Literally cannot fucking make it up

Last time I checked England was in Britain, not america 2bh
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dumb french vs english and brits vs yank posts
that's not even banter

see ya tomorrow i can use my time better with a wank and a cheeseburger
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I just want to go back to that moment. I kept saying at the time to enjoy it because it will be over soon. Now it is.
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>>58887667
The nukes Israel have are neither ours nor American.
You 'lost' a few or yours my brother..
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lmao
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>>58887712
you're a mess :P
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>>58887553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t2tjNqGyJI
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>this yank getting baited hard

Sort yourself out "lad"
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didn't read, lol
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>>58887523
>Britbongs & Ruskies
>worse than Chinese

what the fuck? there is no way
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>>58887721
What are you talking about dude, France still has more nukes than UK

We GAVE nuclear tech to kikeland, yep. And maybe some warheads.
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This thread is like 1812 all over again. Stupid war between brother anglos
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>>58887682
Everyone on 4chan IS a yank you fucking dip

You are the only country that so routinely shows its inferiority complex, get the fuck out to your own chan
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>>58887771
The Chinese are annoying and rude but they don't tend to go on drunken rampages like Brits and Ruskies.
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everyone should do themselves a favour and listen this song immediately or you are all a bunch of stupid idiots!!

https://soundcloud.com/soysauce_url/suga-suga-soysauce-remix
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>>58887803
We need a Serb.
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>>58887735
Nice

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7PluBc_kIZQ
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>>58887808
>speaking English on the English invented world wide web
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Not enough infographics and statistics, Neo-Riley is rubbish
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>>58887803
America is hardly anglo anymore


Even out of European heritage they are more kraut
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>>58887835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-6Y_91v5I
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>>58887771
Have you ever dealt with British tourists? They're disgusting, obnoxious, socks-with-sandals tier retards and we always fuck with them when they come to our beaches

It's always so easy to spot them, gotta fuck with them to make sure they never come back, we made some leave once because we had them convinced the beach belonged to a local "surf gang" there aren't surf gangs here hahahahahaha

Limeys out, get out of our website and out of our fucking country
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>>58887800
I wasn't disputing our e-nuke peen.
Just sayan we're all a target now because of your stupidity.
Why would give those animals anything?
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>>58887882
good post. seen enough brain dead hate of americans here to justify it
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>>58887826
Some kebab removers would be nice. Too bad none of them can afford internet.
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>Have you ever dealt with British tourists? They're disgusting, obnoxious, socks-with-sandals tier retards and we always fuck with them when they come to our beaches
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>>58887359
>>58887373
restrain bullying instincts

share the love
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>stellaris out next week
>far harbor out this month
>blood and wine out next month
looks like ill have plenty of vidya to sate my autism lads
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>>58887867
this tbqh
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I just want her back lads ;_;
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>>58887929
This is literally, unironically what British tourists look like

It's as if you're unaware of that, in fact these people are PROBABLY British
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>>58887882
>Have you ever dealt with British tourists?
We are the most horrible cunts unleased into Europe. Europe though, not the states. What the fuck would you know about our cheap flight incursions into Spain, France and Greece?
Look at you attempting to fit in. Awwh so qt.
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>>58887897
>Why would give those animals anything?


Lulz
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>>58887905
>seen enough brain dead hate of americans here to justify it

What does he mean by this?
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>>58887882
Have you ever dealt with "Mexican" tourists? They're disgusting, obnoxious, burgers and clapping tier retards and we always fuck with them when they come to our pubs.

It's always so easy to spot them, gotta fuck with them to make sure they never come back, we made some leave once because we had them convinced the beach belonged to a local cartel there aren't "whites" here hahahahahaha

Mexicans out, get out of our website and out of our fucking country
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Saw an American once.
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>>58887958
lol
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>>58887983
I deal with you on a daily basis because you pieces of shit and the Germans regular vacation where I live

The Germans aren't pleasant people but they're nowhere NEAR as fat, shitty, and obnoxious as you fucking swine, you look like pre cooked pork personified
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>This is literally, unironically what British tourists look like

>It's as if you're unaware of that, in fact these people are PROBABLY British
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>>58888006
hope you're okay now
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>updated my Tinder pic
>three new matches today

Ah yes excellent
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>>58888051
all me
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>>58887988
Will you celebrate when Brian Blessed dies?
We may have to go to war again if you do Froglad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKHihAPr2Rc
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>>58887929
>Have you ever dealt with British tourists? They're disgusting, obnoxious, socks-with-sandals tier retards and we always fuck with them when they come to our beaches
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>>58888036
12 years of therapy, I still have the occasional flashback
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>>58888051
You can't prove those are connected. You might have got five new matches if you hadn't updated it
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>I deal with you on a daily basis because you pieces of shit and the Germans regular vacation where I live

>The Germans aren't pleasant people but they're nowhere NEAR as fat, shitty, and obnoxious as you fucking swine, you look like pre cooked pork personified
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>>58888063
Again, this is exactly what British tourists here look like

Just add socks and sandals and a little fat, red-faced child
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>>58888051
As long as they aren't abos it's all good, though I doubt they know how to do anything except huff petrol and collect welfare.
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LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS
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>>58888097
ill prove that your ass can take my dick if you dont shut your whore mouth, faggot
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>>58888178
*gasp*
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>>58888165
Oh look the "whites" are here to reclaim their land
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>Again, this is exactly what British tourists here look like

>Just add socks and sandals and a little fat, red-faced child
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>>58888165
We own that for strategic sheep purposes.
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>>58888165
Messi go to bed
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>It's an anon posts on 4chan until 5am then listens to the Ricky Gervais show on his phone until he falls asleep and wakes up at 4 in the afternoon episode
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American tourists are chill af
We love them and this is what they see.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEEx3oUuiII
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>>58888277
Jokes on you, I don't sleep.
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Radio and podcasts are patrician forms of media
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>>58888277
Already seen this episode
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>tfw no internet voting
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>>58888273
>>58888273
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>>58888333
Just go to a polling station you melt
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>>58888385
that's more like it
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getting into bed lads
will be getposting from mobile, which i remind you is 500 posts away
let's bring this one home for /brit/
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>>58887114
ahh yes
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>>58888395
enjoy bed
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Why are Yanks obsessed with us?
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>>58888429
They lack history.
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>>58888429
It's just one sad fucker
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@58888385
this image is a lie
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>>58888277
>Copy.com died and took the Ricky Gervais collection with it
End it
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>>58888277
do this but with roman history podcasts
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>>58887523
>not even on the list

I guess they didn't poll bali and thailand
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>>58888521
In Our Time is good as well. Melvyn Bragg is pretty funny.
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>>58888502
It's all on youtube anyway

>>58888521
Someone fedora him
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>>58888556
They polled Europeans
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>the Canadian passport still has the Union Jack, three lions etc on it

Interesting concept, how long before it's just a leaf?
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>>58888583
Who gives a fuck about Europe?
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Does Rorke have a Reddit flag?
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Most yanks on 4chan just cannot into banter. They get riled up too easily
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Lads what would you do if you came round my house and I forced you to watch pic related's anime with me?
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>>58888682
would probably start bothering you sexually
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Might do a wank, just gotta piss first
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>>58888583
It's hardly a fucking surprise that America's who have to pay hundreds or thousands of pounds to get here are better behaved than Brits who can get a flight for like 20 quid lol

Fucking idiot
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>>58888640
You're asking me
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The Colour of Magic

By Terry Pratchett

Read

By Tony Robinson
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>>58888680
Greater London
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>>58888583
Why are you so meek joining in with shit?
Is it because 2 beers and you're fucked?
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>>58888726
Is this a thing?
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>>58888680
Lots of them are convicted racists
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>>58888716
It's not hard for a lower middle class American to save up ~800 for a flight

You're just shittily behaved people
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>>58888709
>piss before a wank
>not after

piss-clean tubes a best
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>>58888726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGGzbxeYtmU
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>>58888752
Why would you compare lower middle class americans to the underclasses?
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>>58888680
Norfolk
Ayrshire
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>>58888745
All this talk of podcasts just made me remember listening to audiobooks on that strange archaic tape based media storage, can't remember for the life of me what they were called.
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if this post is the 8GET then islam destroys britain and we all have to sit back and watch
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I'm popeye the sailor man

yuk yuk yuk
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>>58888752
>>58888716

The difference here is ..

Yanks are loud and annoying in places they shouldn't be, such as public transport etc.

Brits are loud and annoying in places they should be, like khaosan road (a street filled with bars)

Aussies are no better than Brits..

Russians:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IltHff-0U0
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>>58888772
Pissing after a wank is retarded, your cum and piss mix and it kills
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>>58888752
So you're comparing Americans who spend $1000 dollars and don't go very often to Brits who go at least once every year and spend a small amount of money

Fucking idiot
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Think I might have eggs tomorrow
Eggs are an important part of a balanced breakfast you know
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>>58888814

trying again for this. allahu ackbar lads
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>>58888888
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>>58888847
better luck next time
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CHAT
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>>58888828
How heavy are those goalposts?
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>>58888888
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>>58888847
are you retarded
its only at >>58888892
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>>58888875
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>>58888858
damn, off by 30
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race war
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>>58888819
>it kills
Your dick is broken
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>>58888781
Christopher was the best of Britain.
RIP
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>>58888862
SHIT
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>>58888888
so true
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>>58888819
>your cum and piss mix and it kills
i don't think that's normal pham
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>>58888875
>logical phallusmeme
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>>58888819
usually there is some time between the two so the right lane opens
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its the shoa memorial day
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>>58888954
I'd already forgot desu. Nearly a year now.

>>58889018
RIP mr Shoa
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>>58889018
You can only post on /brit/ if we made you.
Oh fuck, we did, didn't we.
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>>58889018
coronation day
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>>58889018
Here are my shekels lad, kill some pallies for me
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>>58889018
Is fapping to jewish girls an acceptable tribute?
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>Canada has taken in 5 times as many refugees as the UK
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>>58889018
Fo' shoa
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>>58889107
"refugees"
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>>58889107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IjGNJPNyzU
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*shoots you with a sandwich that i bit into the shape of a rudimentary firearm*
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>>58889107
>Canada has a net migration rate twice that of the UK, despite is having free movement of people with a population of over 500 million
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>>58889107
Like JUSTin Trudeau said it is the current year
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>>58889107
They will become a very powerful nation in years to come then
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>>58889175
Damn you vile woman
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>>58889107
>welcome home
You know that's not how refugees work? You're supposed to take them in until their country is safely inhabitable again, and then send them home.
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lads, what if we're part of some giant aliens science experiment
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>>58887244

I'm 26 as well, and to be honest the only time I ever feel old is when I look up a porn star and see she was born several years after me.

Something about people many years younger than me being pornstars (something I grew up with internet fapping to always seeing as older than me) while I'm at home as a NEET really fucking hurts.
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>>58889240
Straya, why aren't you as funny as your brother?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITLXo19248g
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>>58889240
I'm triggered desu, I'm a trans-woman
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watching some Karen anime

anime.
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>>58889309
You probably weren't in the control group.
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>>58889336
Sort your life out faggot.
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>>58889358
Make me
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>>58889367
Outside. Lets go.
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>>58889386
Be gentle, you shouldn't hit girls.
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Found this
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lol
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>>58889398
Fair enough. Where should I not hit you... Jesus.
You're gunna offer to suck my dick aren't you.
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>>58889432
DELETE THIS
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>>58889439
Not the face, I won't be able to suck your dick
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>>58889398
Just say it was a bit of the ol' "spray and pray fisting"
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>>58889432
Never trust a Turk
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*drives over your foot*
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>you will never be a native american and drink yourself to death in between giving talks at schools about half-remembered history
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*watches British anime*

oh shit Shino, get it together!
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think salad might be my favourite vegetable
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>>58889503
Halfway there lad
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>>58889505
>british anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_lMZtLWJOs
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>>58889517
>not oboe
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>>58889535
I carved it out of a marrow. But I can get a whole percussion section from a salad
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>>58889537
rorke desu
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>>58889537
me on the right
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>>58889558
Rasheed
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>>58889550
Obviously the correct choice is beetroot
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>>58889577
pakis out
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>>58889527
If only the other half of me was Cherokee too
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ngl

so i won't
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>>58889603
Being pissed would be a rite of passage!
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Anyone still drinking lads
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I could go for some garmonbozia ngl
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>>58889672
I'll sup with you.
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>>58889672
Wayiyiy lad
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>>58889697
Good times.
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>>58889672
i just got a cocktail shaker so ive been looking for an excuse to use it

what do
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>sharks have teeth for skin
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>>58889727
TVR.
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>>58889731
A bit like how yanks have burgers for skin.
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>>58889726
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>>58889727
Say fuck it and just throw whatever liquids you can find into it.
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>>58889749
weyyyyy. Might go to my polling station pissed. What do you reckon?
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>>58889727
Pay a Mexican to make Mohitos all day.
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>>58889778
You could do that.
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>>58889798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojj6M9z69_Y
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It's 6 in the morning.
I am chainsmoking and playing Shinobi III
Maybe life is o.k
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>>58889856
Old school
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>>58887114

>tfw the turks are invading yurop again
>tfw no Vlad to impale them again
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>>58889885
>Later that year, 1459, Ottoman Sultan Mehmed II sent envoys to Vlad to urge him to pay a delayed tribute of 10,000 ducats and 500 recruits into the Ottoman forces. Vlad refused, because if he had paid the 'tribute', as the tax was called at the time, it would have meant a public acceptance of Wallachia as part of the Ottoman Empire. Vlad, like most of his predecessors and successors, maintained the independence of Wallachia. On the pretext that they had refused to raise their "hats" to him, Vlad had the Turkish envoys killed by nailing their turbans to their heads.
Vlad was a badass.
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It's polling day!
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>>58889856
It's quarter past 6 and I'm playing tunes because I'm pissed on the ales.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJjj0hHBvDg
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>>58889784
i don't live near the border or that would actually be not a horrible idea
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So this leftist shit is stopping publication after two months. I wonder why?
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>>58889931
>tfw the current migrant crisis is the easiest invasion of Europe by Arabs/moors
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>>58889951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnZD61tynS4
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>>58890007
>Even charging for this wank
How do they sleep at night?
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>>58890012
Much easier to stop when killing invaders was a prerogative rather than a crime.
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morning lads
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>>58890065
Craic southern hemisphere cunt?
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>>58890065
Mornin' fella
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>>58890065
But it's 3:30 in the afternoon there
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>>58890093
yeah mate
>>58890091
:3
>>58890093
I know
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>>58890111
How's it going down under?
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Feeling lonely again, lads
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>have to help my stupid dad all the time at work because he's got Arthritus
Pic related is literally me every day, sad as fuck, covered in mud and muck and oil and shite
>>
>>58890181
We all feel like that sometimes lad, chin up
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>>58890136
No gf
nothing to do
nothing to see
no one to be
>>
>>58890181
*hugs you*
>>
>>58890181
*puts hand on your shoulder*
its gonna be alright la
>>
>>58890245
>>58890181
just go outside and make friends with people :)
>>
>>58890245
You live in the land of nice weather and surf my friend, go outside and and embrace it!
>>
>>58890216

What does your dad do?

I know it's going to sound clichéd lad, but it will make you a stronger person.
>>
>>58890265
Honestly thought about volunteering again, met some alright folks last time.
>>
>>58890291
Volunteering as what?
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>>58890231
>>58890252
>>58890261
Thanks lads
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>>58890265

Just be yourself.

You've just got to put yourself out there. People are attracted to confidence.
>>
>>58890281
I doubt that.

it's hard to explain, owns a company to do with big machinery which always needs fixing.
>>
>>58890312
It's sometimes hard to pull yourself out of a hole, but when you do it feels great, so keep trying lad and you'll be reyt.
>>
Alri lads got some star trek dvds for mummys day. Might see if she fancys seeing a film too and i could go with her. She often asks if i would like to see a film with her and i often decline.
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>>58890353
do you and your dad get along atleast?
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>>58890310
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Any good apps for TV lads?
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gf just sent me this message in a bottle
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>>58890314
yeah for real though, just go outside and start talking to people, i've made lots of friends this way
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>>58890376
Doxxed
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>Ireland
>White
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>>58890359

Is she into star wars? Maybe watch a more normie film with her?
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>>58890368
kek
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>>58890402
Na she isnt but ill just watch whatever she wants to watch
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Banter
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>>58890427
Ahaha. Benji Poopoopoopoopoo is an absolute lad
>>
>>58890427
Vote Trump desu
>>
>>58890427
Shot of a good cracker about brexit bags recently.
>>
>>58890427
I recently talked to some British girl on Omegle who browses /pol/ and is completely racist and pro-Brexit.
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>>58890390
Shit gets old son.
Whitest cunts on the planet.
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>>58890452
saved thank u this is nice

here's a similar one as payment
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>>58890470
Did you get her number lad?
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>>58890390
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>>58890488
Yep
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Driving lesson today and mummy still hasn't bought me the driving gloves I want. Reee!
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>>58890488
I added her on Skype. She said she recently left a birthday party early because a Paki showed up.
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>>58889503
The English in 50 years
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>>58890505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VU9DjQpvMQ
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>>58890506
What are you meant to put in the glovebox then!?!?
>>
>>58890381
how can you like someone with those eyes
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>>58890522

I recently went to a birthday party and a girl looked at me in what appeared to be disgust and left. Maybe we've met?
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>>58890540
>tfw no young kylie gf
>>
>>58890522
Sounds like a keeper lad
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New photo of my gf
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>>58890548
Was she a paki?
>>
Standard Abridged Significant Other Application

First name (optional):

Location: Texas

Eye Color: Brown

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Poofter

Height (ft + in OR cm): 173 cm

Piercings (Y/N): If yes, where? N

Tattoos (Y/N): If Yes, where? N

Smoking (Y/N): If Yes, what kind? N

Alcohol (Y/N): If Yes, How many a week? N
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Reminder that women on 4chan no matter how "redpilled" they may be are 99.9% of the time absolutely mental, attention-seeking slags
>>
Ray Fkya's gone missing lads
>>
>>58890546
What part of the chosen land are you from lad?
>>
new Goodnight edition

>>58890614
>>58890614
>>58890614
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>>58890546
Are we getting new bread from Israel? That would be ebin. Do it la.
>>
Can FCF escort two taiha ships at the same time?
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