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jamie oliver edition
crayon poop
link to the stream?
The moon isn't in East Asia either
thread which was linked first wins
>>58884911
What kind of shit uni do you go to that you submit coursework by email and not on the website?
Also none of this changes the fact that you're going to prison
>>58884911
why do you do this to people? you want locking up
Do not be trapped by the need to achieve anything. This way, you achieve everything.
Poleaboo is enjoying winning for a change
>>58884964
this desu
maisie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxWFyvTg6mc
>that one lad arguing with himself
>>58884990
looked at him funny
Reminder that we need 40 aircraft carriers after we get rid of Trident to nuke this 24.8% Muslim area
wish that spic would fuck off
>>58884989
It's done via the website
but his campus moodle and uni email login are the same
>>58884990
He "liked" a rather hurtful post regarding me
>>58885020
Good job you've highlighted what you're referring to
if you're white, it's time for bed
>>58885028
about as pure as my shit after a taco bell
what is that even supposed to be
>>58885028
Once you get to your mid 20s you just cannot be arsed with that shit any more. There's only so many times you can treat a complete stranger as your best mate and not die from cringe the day afterwards
>>58885041
make me
don't use violence though please
Today's a lazy day. Might roll a spliff
>>58884911
muslim contributions to britain
so glad they're here
>>58885030
Que picardia, decir la palabra picardia y no postar una picardia. Qué picardia definitivamente
>>58885068
*forces your head*
don't respond to him lads
>>58885051
MDMA
never seen it that colour before
and this is supposedly incredibly pure according to others that have had it
>>58885059
ye i know but i'm not mid 20s yet and still having a dece time at uni
>you will never colonize a foreign planet and work its soil with your bare turbodrills
>>58885040
T. Geography pro
>>58885097
List 24 reasons why
>>58885097
me?
Poleaboo is making a note of all the reddit flags ITT
I'll remember you're all NEETs the next time you bully me
>>58885097
Why do you hate me?
Did you used to post in /epl/?
>>58885102
i think grey mandy is meant to be nice. it's always been yellowish when i've had a bad one, think the RCs are yellowish
ver a los centrocaca pelearse entre ellos
Left EU4 running
now its 1477
up from 1450s
oops
least I'm still alive and making bank
this game is so EZ mode i can play without playing
>>58885073
saw that on Reddit
>>58885119
joke's on you, i work at the university of life
>>58885073
what makes yanks think they have exclusive rights to red white and blue anyway? like 99% of countries have red white and blue flags, including russia and north korea, their sworn enemies
>>58885104
What if I did?
>>58885102
oh, maybe it's alri then
t. taken mdma only once
>>58885073
I appreciate the effort they went to for the counterchange
*dusts off the various signs scattered on the floor*
*hangs them from rusty nails*
Hello, old friend.
*taps Do Not Bully sign*
I have literally unironically smoked crack cocaine on at least 20 occasions. It has a bad rep but it's just a bit more intense version of the powdered shit and it doesn't last as long. If you've done normal coke you have no right to look down on people who smoke crack
what about those darkies then lads?
coming to our country
stealing our bloody jobs
>>58885106
We wouldn't want another catastrophe
>>58885172
Haha fucking idiot
eating a hot dog lads
>>58885143
give me your children
and by that i mean
fuck my shitmouth
>>58885178
all in calais
no worries there
>>58885172
fuck up you feen
>>58885028
This looks like somebody put a tent down on dry mud and cut a hole in it??
>>58885223
What breed?
ho ho, ho ho
>>58885172
the more intense thing is important though. i know its pseud science but coming up really quickly and down really quickly seems like it'd take more of a toll. would defo like to try it though
>>58885127
Who are you playing?
http://www.itv.com/hub/coronation-street/1a0694a8896
http://www.itv.com/hub/coronation-street/1a0694a8896
http://www.itv.com/hub/coronation-street/1a0694a8896
new
>>58885239
100% beef
>>58885259
Hamburg
I want to stay a Free City for as long as possible or until I get bored
>crack cocaine? Definitely the drug for me!
>>58885273
That's sheep, if I'm not mistaken?
>>58884956
The moons in space
watching teen mum lads
every single one of these people has like 3 kids with three different people hahahaha get a grip on your lives
>>58885242
Smoking crack is really, really fun. I won't lie to you.
>>58885280
a fedora fag would definitely never do something seen as low class
i just understood this meme being badly used is a meme in itself
bretty deep
why are you still awake
>>58885296
East space actually
>>58885296
I was hoping to fail you this semester, but I can't fault you.
>>58885301
my mum had 3 kids to 3 men desu
i was the only one that was planned and wasn't a bastard though
>>58885242
Are you an expat?
I want a real Spaniard for advice?
>>58885321
what a fucking SLAG
>>58885330
You don't seem sure?
>>58885336
the 80s man, they brought out the worst in people
>>58885274
Get those trade jew shekels
>>58885310
Fuck off you don't understand meme science
Asians will come out at night and crowd about in the moonlight we assume to hunt smaller insects and lay their eggs
be careful keeping your lights on at night in oriental heavy areas or you may find your yard full of chinamen
>>58885321
Ah the old 3x3 (where a woman has three children by three sexual partners)
>>58885311
Why are we here?
>>58885321
Say hi to Jenny for me
>>58885302
:( wish i didnt know
>>58885330
>expat
nah i'm an emigrant, i can wildly speculate for you though
>>58885351
You can't really get many as a German republic in eu4 compared to eu3
>>58885359
Asians hunt in packs, Arisen.
wonder how many men my mum's shagged
>>58885352
i'm a professionnal youtube meme critic
what are you
Why have Americans decided exclamation marks are now exclamation points?
Are question marks soon to be question points too?
>>58885361
she got pregnant twice with my dad but the other one was a miscarriage
Asians eh? In my day we called them pakis
>>58885401
shame it wasn't you
sitting in the cinema about to see captain America lads.
>>58885311
Why are you?
>>58885400
no?
>>58885400
Exclamation points is a phrase that has been in use for decades over there
the real question is, where could i get some fags at this time
>>58885370
>nah i'm an emigrant, i can wildly speculate for you though
You're not good enough for my question then.
>>58885399
I'm beyond it all I'm a transcended memepiller
>>58885388
most Asians are grazers, they are fairly docile but easily spooked.
you can set the whole heard into a stampede if you ask one for money
>>58885411
pakis eh? In my day we called them the irish
>>58885382
Yeah I guess. Eu4 was such a pile of shit when it came out but the newer expansions have fleshed it out a bit. Too bad my pos laptop can't run it.
>>58885418
nice la I'm seeing bad neighbours 2 tonight
>>58885417
*is initially offended, but thinks about it for a moment, and then sighs*
yeah... i guess you're right
>>58885435
well you're not good enough for my reply then
>>58885434
Hotel bar
>>58885418
are you on your own?
oh my god what a loser
>ring guy
>"can i get a quarter?"
>"sure thing mate i'll meet you in KFC car park in 20 minutes"
>drive in 20 minutes later
>wait 15 mins
>call guy
>"yeah sorry mate i'll be 10 minutes"
>wait 20 minutes
>call him again, no answer
>call again in 10 minutes
>"actually mate just come round my house and i'll sort you out sorry"
>>58885363
you ever wonder why we're here?
well, that's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? why are we here? are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a god watching over everything we do, with a plan for us and stuff. i don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
what??? i meant what are we doing here, in this canyon!
>>58885429
It can't have. I'd have noticed it sooner.
Fucking side walks and footpaths. I noticed that 20 years ago.
>>58885465
can't decide whether this a rorkepost or a rasheed post
>>58885479
haha mug
>>58885479
Complain to trading standards. At least your dealer picks up at three in the morning.
>>58885479
did you get kfc at least
>>58885438
*tip smug frog*
>>58885479
>waiting over an hour for 25 cents
fucking kek, europoors amiright
>>58885479
May as well just legalise weed
Want to get it during my shop at aldi or pick some up when getting the paper and put it through the self service
>>58885512
decent
4chan has had made me pathologically hate yanks desu
>>58885479
go to consumer affairs over that m8 absolute outrage
>>58885499
It can be either a rorke or rasheed post depending on what you want desu
just concocted a cannabis spliff
>>58885411
one of many sub-breeds
scavengers mostly but they have been known to take on larger prey when the change arises and they have greater numbers.
if you see one, there are usually at least two more you can't see.
best bet in the wild is to make yourself look as big as possible and make a lot of noise to scare them off.
>>58885544
*chortles*
>>58885577
I have large stocks of holy water that I've been itching to use, will this be any good against them?
>>58885553
a wise move indeed
>>58885553
Is it super spiffy matey
>>58884925
>jamie oliver
GOAT chef
>>58885607
it can frighten them for a time, but they will return, and in greater numbers
>he hasn't taken the meme pill
Meme magic is real, memes drive the modern world
>>58885632
rasheed
>>58885642
Time is all I need.
recently put a plant whose buds contain quantities of cannabinoids into a piece of paper made from hemp fibers and morphed the mixture into a cylindrical shape
>>58885629
https://twitter.com/WhitePeepsDo/status/722822652763582465
haha white people am i right lads??
>>58885663
moor
>>58885632
fucks sake stop being in ajman
i already have that flag
>>58885629
>cuck defends being a cuck
>>58885028
What is this?
>>58885676
savage
>>58885658
t. Solidus
>>58885676
u dubai or ad fem
>>58885136
It's well-documented that Americans are fucking stupid
>>58885028
>UFO sighted
>>58885675
Fugg
>>58885713
me?
>>58885679
literally only place I could go is dubai and it has the same flag
>>58885710
ajman so neither
>>58885684
aunty mandy
>>58885732
how did you get your work visa for the UAE? was it difficult? what sort of skills do you need?
at night i think of youuuu
i want, to be your lady baby
>>58885732
oic, bretty good. are you fully muslim? (no racis)
First film I watched when I had surround sound and my own little cinema.
Cheers Froglas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTwkbTUpsgg
bagged up my 10 gees lads
ready to shot to friends for next to no profit because i'm a good guy
>>58885629
how does :
you're a fucking limp wristed sissy who is ready to have his wife fucked by other men because she wouldn't stay with you if you didn't enable her degenerate needs on a daily basis i.e getting fucked by multiple large black men and giving birth to chocolated sextuplets you will then proceed to care for until your usefulness run out and they toss you by the sidewalk
in short
C U C K
U
C
K
>>58885675
American whites are seen as silly and goofy or is that just a black meme
>>58885764
1. Be Indian
2. Willing to do slave labour
Kek reminder that 80% of UAE population are non citizen immigranty workers
>>58885789
me?
>>58885675
Why are stereotypes and jokes and about white people (the majority population), and a general cultural awareness of white people being distinct from everyone else uniquely an American phenomenon?
>>58885789
all white people are goofy
its nothing to be ashamed of though
idk why people get so stressed out about not being bland and cosmopolitan enough
>>58885786
Racist
So lads, apparently there is another super injunction blocking the British media from naming a family oriented actor who fucked a prozzie.
Any idea who it was?
>>58885764
you just need to be hired m8, no 'special' skills or anything. if you get fired you get a grace period of a few months iirc, but im not good with all that shit :^)
>>58885780
on paper, but not really, im a bit of a fedora.
still 3000 posts to the get lads
gonna be about 6am by the look of things
>>58885810
too many bl*cks
>>58885827
me.
>>58885675
Fucking hell that video is madness
>>58885837
shit
still need to eat my dinner
>>58885845
Obviously the block doesn't apply to foreign media. Is there anything in the news there about a British actor seeing hookers?
>>58885827
US are going to name him so you'll know soon
>>58885675
jesus christ that made my willy shrivel up
>>58885845
tell us lad, we're not allowed to know
I enjoy when bands put effort into the music videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k
glad Youtube has more or less re-invigorated music videos as being a "thing" since MTV died
>>58885900
*unravels it*
getting into bed lids x
>>58885871
>>58885901
what do I put into google
>>58885827
daniel radcliffe
>>58885830
no bad thing, i think the fedora comes into play if you make bold statements about being above religion and stuff. being unirionically atheist or agnostic is alllll goood
>>58885899
Christ this whole super injunction thing is absurdly stupid in the age of the internet.
This is what sociologists do at uni.
I'm not sure if I'm amused or just sad.
I've circled the region where his penis isn't.
At the portal, one Fish Speaker guard whispered to another: “Is God troubled?”
And her companion replied: “The sins of this universe would trouble anyone.”
Leto heard them and wept silently.
>>58885914
my all time favorite desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI
>>58885921
Night
>>58885914
>not knowing who windy miller is
Holy shit thought it was only America with military bases around the world
>>58885914
Isn't that just Trumpton/ Camberwick Green/ the other one?
>>58885963
>Russian '''''power''''' '''''''''projection'''''''''
>>58885949
white people ruin everything
>>58885935
oh yeah no I respect people who have faith, as long as they keep it to themselves I think.
utopia (c4):
yay or nay
Developed a light monobrow over the last 5 years lads, not thrilled
Can't do anything about it except hope people don't take it too negatively
>>58885938
fuck
what
I """studied""" sociology but this is outright rubbish
fucking feminism man
>>58885946
I'd give her the shai hulud if you analyze correctly my covert signification
Who /blonde hair as a child brown hair now/
>>58885963
We have a base in Canada? Once more we rule North America.
>>58885957
I know it was based off of a show but still I enjoyed it
my point is a lot of bands don;t make interesting music videos
the best ones I can think of are all older from MTVs golden age like >>58885949
I like this video too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiKj0Z_Xnjc
>>58886014
Rule*
who /really small as a baby loads bigger now/
is dizzee rascal the best rapper in the uk?
>>58886039
>tfw France still has an actual colony In canads
>>58886038
It's definitely getting darker
>>58886055
Nah I've been a big lad all my life
>>58886039
RULE BRITANNIA
>>58886038
/brown hair as a child black hair now/ master race reporting in
Who /blue eyes as a baby grey now/
Who /really small Willy as a child and still really small Willy now/
>>58886055
I was never a baby
>>58886067
our biggest isn't all those land we sold, it's that we allowed fucking quebec to exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
Beastie Boys had top notch videos
>>58886071
how big
>>58886094
you will be at the end
>>58886114
Yeah but Star Child sounds more impressive than "baby"
>>58886095
Don't frenchies love Quebec?
>>58886089
everyone had blue eyes as a baby
>>58886095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fDvxlK2FMc
>>58886039
British Army Training Unit Suffield
its the UK's largest armoured training facility
its where you lot do all your massed tank battle group training and wagames
>>58886127
Not even Frenchies like Frenchies.
>>58886126
what was your first memory
>>58886127
Quebec hates France and France thinks they are big shit in Quebec
Quebec supported the UK just to spite the French Republic
>>58886162
All that is to come
>>58886114
Was born 6ft 2/
>>58886149
Yes....games.
We aren't amassing armoured columns on the American border to take back what is ours, it is just for exercise.
>>58886187
I was born 6ft 2 in your mum
>>58886177
>Quebec supported the UK just to spite the French Republic
I was not aware of this.
>this is what Britain has come to
just nuke thyselves
i feel extra sorry for ur mams now
did quite a large fart
I rate it about a 10 on the Beaufort scale
>>58886127
they speak rubbish french (worst fucking accent known to man, alien and mutantkind) with a lot of english words then proceed to be langage nazis and be hated by their neighbours, propagating the "french are assholes" stereotype.
Only thing i actually like is how they meld english words organically while speaking french and customize them, also >>58886140 is pretty fucking dope
>>58886242
The Muslim is gonna win fucks sake
>>58886237
Quebec used to be full of hardcore Catholic monarchists who thought the Republic was pure evil
so much that for a long time French pretenders would pop up in the boonies of Quebec claiming to be the rightful King of France.
its mostly a bit of a joke now
>The Mayor of London is going to be... a Labour
>>58886213
White House burning 2.0 when.
post yfw you go to steal a tenner off your mum and find the al-anon handbook in her hanbag.
wat do tho serious. she hasn't brought up my alcoholism in a conversation.. Yet she joins a victims group. SMFH desu.
PS I still stole a tenner. Advice welcomed tho.
>>58886242
>why did you choose all trans person of colours for your cabinet?
>because dude it's 2016 lmao
>>58886267
>is pretty fucking dope
I think you're dope for making it.
>>58886242
I think the jew is the lesser of the three evils.
who /born different, born innocent, born perfect, i'm not like you i'm a born lover, born living and i know i'm, i'm not like you, i was born clever, born knowledgeable, born better than your best i swear, i'm a born killer, born thriller/ here
>>58886296
>stealing from your own mother
utter scum
>>58886267
>they speak rubbish french (worst fucking accent known to man, alien and mutantkind)
Just like the yanks with English.
>>58886296
>stealing from your mum
there's a reason she's an alcoholic
Loving the tea
>>58886267
>the French have French Yanks they hate
Glorious
Can you understand each other?
>>58886242
"The greatest city in the world"
>>58886293
We just need to keep snuggling up to China and as our power grows, we shall unleash hell upon the traitors.
>>58886321
>implying she's not stealing my inheritance by existing
poor scum detected
>>58886314
I'm a twin who survived a traumatic birth.
>>58886307
That's why I voted for him desu
>>58886242
Why the fuck is Sian berry there?
There is purely a two horse race in terms of who actually has a chance at winning
>>58886267
Quebec speaks proper Bourbon French
not mutilated nigger tier metropolitan republican french
>>58886296
I don't know what the fuck this string of words means.
>>58886321
does it count as stealing from your parents if they literally give you 200 quid a week to live?
>>58886342
nah al-anon is the '12 steps' for victimz, we wuz, relations of alcoholics. Yet she's always downplayed my addiction. Deserves a tenners tax every few days imo desu.
>>58886391
No because they're giving it to you willingly
>>58886344
Yanks with the inferior product
AS USUAL
>>58886391
could constitute mugging
>>58886344
I swear to god if you put ice cubes in it I will lose control and kill you.
>>58886381
That's exactly what Yanks say about British accents vs Yanks accents lol
>>58886300
that's not me you qt white ball
still great music to listen to while doing anything a bit physical
>>58886346
kek, yes we can, but it would be very painful (to listen to it for a long time). It just hurts my soul to witness that loud butchering of the ancestral greatness.
>they lacked creativeness and attacking impetus
Is there anything easier than being a football commentator discussing why a team lost? It's literally cut and paste comments
>>58886422
its true in the case of the maritime north east
they sound archaic as fuck
>>58886381
people in historial movies speak exactly like us
checkm8 athiest
