Una...
Edition
cara
>>58881764
Me on the right
might have sex
all spics should be killed
good edition
UNA CANDLE
know dad
>>58881775
underrated post
Just got back from the pub with pizza lads
>>58881728
>Una
Fucking damn right
>>58881775
>it's a Poleaboo pretends that he hasn't completely fucked his life up episode
what is the best number in the world and why is it 39
Do you reckon anyone who doesn't speak English posts on /int/
>>58881855
Do you have to tip him after he unclogs your toilet?
>>58881859
The Japs do it all the time.
>>58881783
Would smash
>>58881859
sometimes when the major russian imageboard is down they come here for the time, some of them probably don't speak english
Need a hug
>>58881775
>>58881859
hi (sorry for my bad english)
>nobody is emailing the uni about poleaboo
disappointed
>>58881908
hello
it ok
>>58881859
Bestimmt nicht.
>>58881908
>my
fucked it
>>58881901
*hugs you*
there there lad, whats got you down
Can't decide if I should stay up for the get or go to bed.
>tfw dad's barbecuing ribs, brisket, sausage, while mom's making potato salad and beans for dinner
>>58881935
Got no one to hug
Fatty trying to lose weight. My target is 1400 calories a day but i have no idea what kind of diet i could have to eat so little. Also poorfag student and cannot cook.
Any recommended diets lads?
should I finish me pizza or head to sleep lids
>>58881894
kek
>2ch goes down
>/b/ is filled with HUI SOSACH BLYAD)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) threads
Its ironic posting but I love it
I don't speak English I speak British
Is there a program better than the it crowd and black books? I think not.
>>58881939
wew just realised
we need to bring this one home for /brit/ boys
stay up and do it for the union jack
>>58881909
I did
Will post results tomorrow
>>58881965
>1400 calories
>little
you really are fat
Are former colonies invited?
>>58881965
Ramen noodles, small sandwiches, soups.
Just have eggs and a tiny bit of meat or cereal for breakfast.
>>58881965
learn to cook 2bh
>>58881955
>mom
FOY
Going to get star trek the next generation on dvd before i go to work today so that i can gift it to mother for mothers day coming up
>>58882010
only if they have the union jack on their current flag
Marina.
>>58881965
You won't maintain 1400 calories for any length of time.
Just did a triple balloon lmao
>>58882049
Outstanding post.
>>58882050
This. Diets don't work, working out does.
>>58882010
Do you swear allegiance to Her Royal Majesty The Queen?
>>58881843
Yes and he did nothing wrong, they were just unlucky.
The Wenger Out crowd are thick, ungrateful cunts.
>>58882012
Instead of ramen noodles could i just have pasta instead?
i know it's naughty but i just gotta say: i still get a little thrill when the date gets come around. i secretly always hope that somebody will post something relevant to the date by accident
i DoNt SpEaK eNgLisH, I sPeAk BrItIsH
charli
>>58881965
All low calorie diets are easy after a week or so because they become habit. I ate 1200 calories a day for about 3 months and lost about 5 stone.
Just get over that first week, eat a balanced diet, drink loads of water and don't allow yourself to cheat even once because if your body gets the pleasure of being a fat greedy mong once it will crave it and you'll probably give in.
>>58882048
Fugg, what about muh St. Andrews cross?
>>58882006
What? A daily diet for an adult male of 1400 is small as fuck
>58882095
Very bad post
are the spics gone yet
>>58882071
2 outstanding posts
Mark rippletoe said squats give me sick pack
>Picking a random number of calories
Do 500 less than your tdee every day
>>58882095
good lad
>>58881965
>cannot cook.
can't or won't, cooking is easy as fuck it just takes time
>>58882138
3 outstanding posts
>>58882118
Sadly not.
>>58881908
underrated post
>>58882165
She only has 2 m8
>>58882049
them tiddies
>>58882160
The queen of slags, my waifu
business idea: french people
Who /BlueBanana/
>>58882260
i'm in
>>58882250
looks like shes one of those sex slaves from taken right here about to get sold off
>>58882271
>north of wales
>south of wales
ummmm cartographists
>>58882283
Don't lie though you fucking would
>>58882049
tits on her fuckin' hell
i'd put a pint on them for a fiver.
>>58882271
>this region is the source of all civilisation in the world
wew
>going to look at a flat tomorrow
>if it's ok I'll also start sorting out a mortgage
The stress of normie life is killing me.
>>58882212
Welsh birds m8, best tits in the land
Thoughts?
>>58882318
>implying anywhere inland was relevant to the birth of actual civilisation
If you aren't blue or at the very least green then please leave this thread
>>58882334
he's right
>>58882376
cornwall btfo
>>58882324
she's barely welsh though.
It's like calling Papadopopolous in Greece, Welsh because his grandparents were Welsh and he lived in Wales for a bit.
>he's right
>>58882376
bit racist
>>58882376
this tbqh
>>58882260
im already doing it
it is patented and my lawyers will contact yours soon
>>58882376
Cornwall and West Wales kek
>>58882376
Don't really understand this
>why yes i do pride myself on living an average existence in the most likely place to be born in europe
>>58882499
literally the only good looking spaniard is Jesus Navas.
fuck off
>I was born and live in Yurop
wew
just put a pony on liverpool for the weekend
>>58882457
Think high tech belt = advanced economies
Megalopolis = high density of people, money and industry
Sun belt = warm
Undeveloped curtains = outside you are shit
Dunno what the industrial axe is
>>58882517
i defended south wales literally just then you batty crease xx
>>58881728
one candle...
>>58882529
i wish i was born in the us
suicide by cops never were so easy
or accidental
>>58882499
>the most likely place to be born in europe
what?
>>58882543
Navas suffers from chronic homesickness,[40] to the extent he walked out of training camps within Spain because they were too far away from Seville. He also suffers from anxiety attacks[41
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
>>58882548
>suicide by cops never were so easy
Do your frog patrol not carry guns as well?
>>58882499
So Russia? Or Germany?
>>58882097
did you workout or just diet?
https://twitter.com/murder0fcrows
Rate my gf lads
Post yours
>>58882620
nice meme
>>58882576
>>58882554
maybe western europe den
111m in the blue banans
>>58882562
>chronic homesickness
:'(
>>58882620
blank?
>>58881775
>>58882614
Fucking vile/10
>>58882573
Since nobody has guns except organized crime and "real" thugs (small time drug dealers don't for example except in the worst areas), answers to other threats are pretty much always non lethal. I'd get maced, tazed and clubbed but shot is a tall ask.
Is The Tree of Life a pretentious flick or is it Kino?
>>58882548
>suicide by cops never were so easy
Sad but true.
>the Polish girl and the friend who smoked weed with Poleaboo/took him to a strip club are no longer facebook friends
hmm, wonder what happened there?
>>58882620
>I haven't disabled and deleted the extra flags extension
>>58882614
Is her name unironically the BSI vigor?
wow
Also is the same DA link hers with the awful FNAF shit?
>>58882685
it's utter shit
style over substance
muh deep philosophical underlying message
muh dying of illness
>>58882701
good post
>>58882733
Speak English you mong
>>58882620
>>58882334
PMQs was so weird. I haven't watched it since Milliband was in opposition, is it always like that?
>>58882685
It's p.good, ignore dumb frongs.
Gf just sent me this
Thoughts?
>>58882764
I really hate nerds who don't play vidya forcing me to explain this shit.
She likes bioshock [the video game].
her handle is a power in the game.
And searching her name turns up a Deviant Art account with Five Nights At Freddies fan-art.
>>58882820
pokemon in the pooper or it didn't happen
>>58882620
Praise Malick
>>58882845
nerd
>>58882844
>they're going to sweep
>Poland and others are going to try again at wank-bait
>and some country will have a shitskin tranny to cover all basis
>They're still gonna fail
wew can't wait
>>58882879
good post
>>58882685
Wtf is kino?
fuck your nan
>>58882913
It's sad knowing girls have to kill their nerves to get the best wank.
Screaming
he's here hahahaha
>>58882940
Burzum did it best for sure
What did I miss?
who /modafinil/ here?
Imagining having a gf
Reminder
A (secretly) Homophobic person won Eurovision last year
Russia almost won in the middle of the Ukraine shitstorm
Anything can happen this year
making an audible noise in reaction to the event
>>58882966
pornjew posted a fairly good one
>>58882907
a meme way to say a movie is as close to true art as is humanly possible
a lot of slow paced shitshows are considered kino nowadays just because there's isn't explosions every three seconds
>>58882966
Me screaming
Mouse is starting to double click lads.
Really sad, I was hoping it'd last longer.
Reckon every single film I've ever seen has been shit
>>58883025
Have you tried just clicking once?
I want a bf so badly
how long will the 5800 posts take until the get?
>>58883037
Go ask the cesspool that is /tv/ and find out. 99% chance you're right, it was shit.
>>58883010
Lads
gonna make myself a spaghetti, meatball and cheese toastie for lunch lids
>>58883051
buy one
>>58883037
Watch Get Carter then man
>>58883048
yeah i
>>58883025
This is why I steal the cheap as fuck Dell mouses from work. I usually go through 1-2 a month depending on how hard I fap.
>>58883060
Every 'on topic' board/general on 4chan is a shit fest full of genuine autists
>>58883048
keks
starting unironically to wish i was british
send help
>>58883051
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqsiykYN720
>>58883053
1000000000000000 years LOL
>>58883053
about 3 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAq1q1_swyM
>>58883106
lmao
do you smoke, /brit/?
>>58883096
I mean it was only $12 and has lasted 2 years, so not bad.
Gonna give it a bit to see if it miracles itself out.
Fuggin sick of gayposting lads
Guess wot i DONT want a bf
Thoughts?
>>58883169
do you smoke, /brit/?
>>58883162
smoking a mayfair kingsize as i type this
>>58883174
it's memeposting
i hope
it's pretty gay to touch posts with homos
Why do we hardly have any skyscraper in london let alone the rest of the UK
The Yanks have em fucking everywhere
>>58883186
good lad
>>58883206
you don't need to overcompensate
be glad
>>58883174
Why not?
>>58883186
He was probably upset that they called us fascists.
>>58883206
yes we do
things i don't smoke:
>cigarettes
>cigars
>pipe
>pipe
>pipe
>pipe
>pipipipipipipipipi
>pipe
>pipe
>pi
>pi
>pipe
>DA REEFA
being myself lads
>>58883253
That's shite
>>58883267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzIU80ZW7wo
The girl poleaboo was stalking was a top quality slag
Drinking this knock off desperados beer from aldi
This is proper shite should have just bought some fedora ale like I normally do
>>58883206
They're overrated lad. Not to mention a death trap this day and age.
>>58883313
is that her?
solid chebs on her ay that little runt wouldn't even know what to do with them
>>58883307
genius, i've always wondered where the sample was from
>>58883338
fedora ale > chav lager
>>58883357
She's pushing them up, think that one is from when she was 18
>>58883344
nice trip dubs dubs murifriend
>>58883338
anything less than 8 degrees is called girl piss
not beer
did a bong
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D3SBHc4RS1
Thoughts?
Poleaboo
>>58881775
Ebin
>>58883457
post choon
>>58883487
yes?
>tfw still have two hours of Tree of Life left
>>58883428
Merci frère
>>58883522
https://soundcloud.com/whackeye/ignited
>>58883480
Literally UKIPs leader in Scotland
>>58883524
how much do you love Poland?
Why is this allowed?
Im a get me one of them bitches from a third world country. At least she won't have high expectations. Heres a clean glass a water baby lol
>>58883543
Bit of a love/hate relationship
Mostly hate these days though, I'd like to go back to the days when it was all burning intense love
>>58883544
Cameroon is a cuck for Islam
>>58883544
>Nigel Farage resigns
>>58883557
It's not allowed did you see the bit about them being jailed lol
>>58883162
vape
>inb4 fedora
got my batteries on charge right now, got about 2 and a half hour to go until fully charged, not sure how much longer I can handle this
Need some hive mind opinions.
Best dvd player/bluray under 500 quid.
You are my trusted lads. Help me here.
My cousin has all manner of shit I couldn't buy him a birthday present.
>>58883522
heard it on a pk "freestyle" that i like but is probably pretty debatable
https://youtu.be/AzYu1AMap_M
>>58883606
>>58883603
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11516804/David-Cameron-declares-Britain-is-still-a-Christian-country.html
maisie
Why is there such a high correlation between having ever owned a Blu-ray player and being a bellend
>>58883633
was gonna say i'd like to hear a vocal of it
pk is wavey, wish i could get my hands on the first instrumental on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBQw0lFeubk
I'm a lonely, pathetic, pointless man.
>>58883622
wish i could keep hold of a vape, i always lose them. do you feel any different using it over grets?
>>58883631
Oppo BDP-103EU
I miss Sershlad
And the Tay Tay manc
housemate is passed out downstairs
bloody mong
>>58883685
>>58883557
Sometimes the law goes too far, you're right
Got a good idea for when brexit happens
cara looks so beautiful in this picture ngl
>>58883765
rasheed
>>58883719
There there anon, have some Anaïs
>>58883708
here's looking at you, kid
>>58883704
it's danny b no? and mixes into https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuGSPPyT6AQ
>>58883708
>lonely
it sucks but can be fixed
you have to want to though
>pathetic
pretty sure that's self pity talking and not actual objectivity
>pointless
well yes, aren't we all?
>>58883787
How the fuck is that rasheed there's hardly any Muslims in East Asia m8
Please euthanise me
>>58883821
not him but that picture literally has pakistan, india and afghanistan in it
gf in the middle
>>58883821
didn't mention religion
>the continent of asia
nonce rasheed
>>58883821
>there's hardly any Muslims in East Asia m8
Apart from like half of them, yeah lad
>All obsevers agreed that all the conditions are gathered for a massive insurections
>Violent riots with political background have been going on for months now
>Dozens of banks have been attacked anddestroyed during the protests
>Voices are calling for a party that will dissolve the current political system for the next elections
>Current government has 13% approval only and 80% of the French are saying they don't trust the current political system anymore
>Prime minister is getting many death threats and got letters with bullets on it
This what happened this week in France, 400 cops have been wounded since the beginning of the protests against the new labor-law
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLYrC40yq6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5RobllC9EQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1shDEXZcjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-aGBmRCdXo
>>58883715
As someone who still smokes when he's pissed, yes.
Can always tell when I've been smoking on a night out cause it ruins my throat the next day.
>>58883798
yeah it's a danny b remix but it's an exclusive jackdat dubplate
>>58883869
i smoke 20 cigs a day and my throat feels fine stop being a pussy
>>58883852
Do you know what EAST Asia is lol?
>>58883841
We're probably just as close to those countries right now as Japan is lol
Why are u all getting bummy tho
>>58883704
ahh you're right
it's some remix, literally choon though. You seen that video with pk and elf kid in the background doing some jokes faces?
>>58883890
yeah it's in asia
>>58883887
Wow you're cool
>>58883890
You've failed to follow the chain of events properly.
>>58883902
which part of Asia?
>>58883843
them fucking legs
I'd have her stand on her head and would hump her waist while licking and carressing that meaty shaft of godly facture all over
