Lovey dovey fluffy bunny edition
absolutely no bullying (except for pakis who are fair game)
cara
>>58898866
sweet double dubs
>>58898893
why aren't you outside RIGHT NOW and make it known you're canadian so you can get your dick sucked by every girl
back to talking to no girls on the reg hahahaha
kind of enjoying it tbqh
>>58898903
because I'm hungover and going out later
>>58898866
Bet those cats have been through a lot together
>>58898866
>15 seconds
what are you doing with your life m8
anyone here wants to fucking fight i'll fuckin go ya right now ya cunt *starts headbutting the air* yer yer come on then!!!!!!!!!!
>>58898925
meant for >>58898874
I have a fetish for girls that look like they're the polar opposite of me politically and would probably hate me for being a straight white male.
Tell me I'm not the only one.
>>58898818
Because they're bleating about "muh freedom of the press", "muh freedom of speech" when they constantly smear and slander and defame people, lie and hack phones, invade privacy, etc. Then the courts BTFO with the injunctions so they can't profit from salacious gossip and people just go and read about it on Twitter and Facebook instead.
>>58898941
are you acoustic ?
>>58898948
this
>>58898983
are friends electric?
>>58898983
am i a cue stick? *gets in yer fucking face* fuck off then go on fuck off!
>>58899008
my friends vibrate
>EU will fine countries that don't accept a quota of migrants
Does this confirm the brexit?
*puts on princess superstar*
>>58899009
definitely artistic
>'safe gyal' I ran bck up da stairs an entred ricardos bedroom.I had suprisingly neva bin in der b4.It woz blu,he had a double bed wit blu sheets an dark blu curtains dat were drawn 2 giv da room a blu-ish glow. he had sum pine wardrobes an a desk full of condoms,a pc,a tele wit a ps2 bsyd it an a stack of cds an dvds. he woz sittin on his bed.As i entered he gt up an came up 2 me he stood ova me lookin in2 ma eyes.I thought 2 maself, hes so damn sexc y didnt i gt it on wit him earlier? he laid his lips into mine an we stood der lpsin 4 a gud 20 mins.Wen we finaly moved apart he took ma hand a walked me ova 2 his bed. Agen he lay dwnan i climbed on top of him.I took of ma top an he started feelin up ma breasts,caresing them an lickin his sexc lips. Afta a while i moved his hands away an gt off of him indicatin i wanted him on top. i lay on da bed an he gt up,he took ma skirt off an started feelin up ma legs an stomach.He started kissin me around ma belly buton
great british literature
shit lads maduk album release party at melkweg tonight
wouldn't normally listen to liquicity but this is ok
>>58899059
*shirts off* front it then
>>58899092
not gay mate, sorry
>>58899046
The Brexit campaign should be using this with all their might to promote LEAVE
>>58898874
Why is Cara such a meme?
Semen Demon
Erectile Projectile
Spunk Monk
Give me more /brit/
>>58899046
No because that doesn't affect us
Not that I expect brexit mongs to be very informed as this stuff
>>58899046
no.
im /soc/ posting lately
>>58899100
Ah, sorry mate! All the best! :)
>>58899107
male reproductive organ gorgon
>>58899102
It'll get the "scaremongering" response
>>58899107
peen queen
No based 3 quid deal recently lads, been making my own; kettle s&v, cheese, coleslaw and beetroot on brown
Inno's are on special in tesco btw, get on it
>>58899119
Greece didn't affect us either but it changed minds
>>58899139
Despite the EU literally saying it, therefore being truthmongering
>>58899107
cum dumpster
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3l7fgvrEKM
>>58898866
sugoi
cats are CUTE
>>58899178
>crisp butty
grim af
If I were to visit Great Britain, would I experience more racism and discrimination as a Rasheed or as an Ivan.
>>58899178
>villel
>>58899107
Semen Demon
Erectile Projectile
Spunk Monk
Peen Queen
Testicle Receptacle
More
>>58899178
>innocent smoothie
pissing your money away lad
>>58899235
a rasheed. slavs are sorted
>>58898948
It's a bot
t. Bot
>>58899262
fluid druid
>>58899178
>cheese, coleslaw and beetroot on brown
horrible
>>58899262
man milk mephistopheles
>>58899178
ahhh at least you're getting your 2.6 grams of fibre!!
>>58899235
>would I experience more racism and discrimination as a Rasheed or as an Ivan
Rasheed
you lot are good lads
>>58898960
Would say fetish, but I can see the appeal
>>58898960
She looks like a complete mess.
>>58899199
But it literally does not affect us, it has no bearing we have opted out of the process as a nation. You want it to, because it backs up your beliefs and confirms your view of how the world should be however consider this, all the things you ever thought "this should happen" how many times did the opposite happen? I mean it could be everyone else is wrong of course?
>>58899273
Arigato gozaimassu Britanu-sama. :3c
>>58899262
Cum dumpster
Ate a hot slice of pizza yesterday and the top of my mouth is still feeling the effects
>>58899107
Sperm Urn
>>58899280
Hahaha that's the one I was trying to think of. Gold.
>>58899287
Pushing the meme to it's limits, I like it.
>>58899338
I know what you mean mate, fucking horrible that.
>>58899307
>you lot are good lads
why does nige hate us ;_;
>>58899312
Great job ignoring what I said and replying to what you wanted me to say
>>58899262
>black hair
>light eyes
hngggggg
>>58898975
Are you talking about this actor who shagged a hooker? It is pretty absurd that the media can't name him and if any of us were to name him on twitter we would get jailed but it is easy to find out.
The law is immoral and should be defied by everyone out of principle.
Semen Demon
Erectile Projectile
Spunk Monk
Peen Queen
Testicle Receptacle
Fluid Druid
Man Milk Mephistopheles
Sperm Urn
more
>>58899262
Seminal Millennial
Who did you vote for?
>>58899359
He doesn't
Ignore what our media says, it's utter bollocks.
>>58899387
I'd photoshop her brothers eyes open
if you know what I mean ;^)
>>58899387
sperm worm?
boner toner?
spunk monk?
cock dock?
erection ejection?
dick tick?
cum plum?
seed steed?
prick chick?
cock stock?
seminal sentinel?
phallus chalice?
anus ignoramus?
smegma enigma?
beef curtain hurtin?
cunt runt?
jism prison?
ballbiting ballerina?
dongle mongle?
penis machinist?
chin chin bin?
scrotum sorceress?
wiener cleaner?
pole populator?
stiffy stimulator?
pillar pimper?
column culminator?
testicle tamer?
sperm specialist?
glans gladiator?
frenulum fractionizer?
foreskin fornicator?
penile private?
smut sergeant?
cock captain?
\orifice officer?
rear admiral?
cummander?
lewd lieutenant?
meat major?
cunt colonel?
wiener witch?
phallus phalanx?
cock commandant?
dong deity?
seminal fluid druid?
jizz wiz?
benis burglar?
wang waxer?
schlong sentinel?
dick dastard?
jizz jezebel?
>>58899046
I don't know why the Brexit aren't screaming about that, the fact that TTIP will allow American corporations to gut the NHS and the fact that the EU will sue us over lorries being taxed shortly before the vote.
They have been given silver bullets from the monster itself.
how do I get a girl to do this to me http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph566f686942943
>>58899375
It's flawed, I agree. I'm not going to sympathise with the tabloids because they can't do some front page spread on it though.
>chip sandwhich
FOP
>>58899387
male reproductive organ gorgon
>>58899070
What the fuck even is this post?
https://twitter.com/breeallegretti
my twitter
gizza follow x
>>58899422
woah
New law: Ban fat people from getting NHS services for free
What do you say lads?
Hang on, that star wars bitch has a british accent in the movie?
why? can she not act?
>>58899473
Yes
>>58899119
Kill yourself, traitor.
>>58899473
bit fatphobic
>>58899107
fluid druid
cum drum
jism prism
sperm wyrm
>>58899229
Rasheed.
>>58899473
definitely, shame it will never happen though in any western country. cause you know, fucking human rights, if you can even call the severely obese human.
>>58899422
>seminal sentinel
>>58899473
that's stupid, there are people who get fat on 1000 calories due to a thyroid gland problem.
not their fault.
Yeewwwww
>>58899449
It's not the tabloids getting shekels I agree, they are parasites, it's just the law itself is straight up unjust and I'm glad that everyone laughs at it in the age of the internet.
But it does give the jf another thing to shitpost about us with.
>>58899475
Because it sorta fits in with the lore
People from the inner core planners have British accents
It's likely she grew up in the inner core, had her memory wiped and got sent to the sand planet
>>58899008
Toon
>>58899473
they'll either die or get in shape
everyone wins
>>58899475
The director did call her wooden in an interview.
>>58899588
Very bad post
>>58899544
fat people need to be aware of what a burden they are on society
literally all you need to do to not be fat is just don't eat a lot of food
Here are also some fun new laws, lads
1) Make welfare available to those British citizenship only.
2) Deport Muslims unless they convert
FEISTY ONE YOU ARE
*screeching*
>>58899107
gamete ganesha
>>58899602
>Thinking JJ gave two shits about the lore
>Thinking her accent will logically have an impact to the story
>>58899473
New law: ban anyone who smokes from getting NHS services for free
New law:ban anyone who does any dangerous hobbies from getting NHS services for free
New law:ban everyone from getting NHS services for free
>if you can even call the severely obese human.
>>58899633
*those with
>>58899579
britain should use these magical fat people as free sources of energy since they seem to be breaking the laws of thermodynamics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overton_window
/brit/'s homework for today is to open this and read it.
no, you're not banning fatties anytime soon, and you never will.
BE REALISTIC IN YOUR DISCUSSION
On a 1000 calorie diet and feeling lightheaded
>>58899636
Why are you talking like that?
Only a fucking traitor would vote in
>>58899636
YOU BUMDER
why is there like zero grants or anything for masters degrees
Lived like a king during undergrad due to grants galore but now I'm looking at being in poverty for a year
http://www.strawpoll.me/10134003
http://www.strawpoll.me/10134003
http://www.strawpoll.me/10134003
>I draw parallels between cartoons drawn by hicks and reality
On a 2000 calorie per day diet and I'm still stick thin
I'm not even active. The most active thing I do is walk from my car to the lecture halls
BACK ZAC BACK ZAC BACK ZAC
>>58899718
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10134003
>>58899696
>breaking the laws of thermodynamics
http://www.webmd.boots.com/women/thyroid-problems-causes-diagnosis-treatment
>>58899701
It's Yoda.
From Star Wars?
i keep a ho guessin
where ma slippers bitch
don't sweat it
just hurry up an go get em
quick sticks
before i lose my uffin mind out this bitch, bitch
>>58899665
Christ
>>58899712
I thought they introduced loans for post-grads
>>58899046
Just refuse to pay the fine, what they gonna do? Invade us? topkek
on a 32k p/d calorie diet in London and I'm struggling to make ends meet
Yanks - out!
You can't fucking make it up
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/2016/05/04/british-universities-lose-grip-on-world-university-rankings-beca/
>British universities lose grip on world university rankings 'because they are forced to focus on diversity'
>>58899732
fuck off yank
>>58899702
This is true.
Thanks based scottish for liberating my city! Pic related is a statue we erected for you guys.
had it up to HERE with scotland lads. every day they're at it
can anyone dump chav girls picture?
>>58899776
Kick us out
Burschen
>>58899702
Or someone with a rudimentary understanding of Economics in the current climate.
>>58899774
Yeah there is a £10k loan now, but that's barely going to cover fees and isn't really going to allow me to live for a year without the bank of mummy and daddy.
Just seems funny that you get showered with money at undergrad and PhD, but for masters you're left alone unless you're a transgendered Kenyan amputee.
>>58899528
>cream dream
>sticky cream pudding
>>58899827
no lad only those in possession of chav girls pictures
>>58899821
Fucking jocks even have the whip hand over the Dutch
You're gonna have to vote English Democrats now lad
>>58899702
No, a traitor would vote out to improverish Britain like the scum they are
>>58899834
MAs will make you overqualified for most jobs m8. Good luck.
>>58899422
kek this is gold lad
>>58899872
I'm doing it to go onto a PhD next
>>58899802
This isn't surprising in the slightest. Ofcom rated a great school badly recently because there weren't enough shitskins attending.
Lefties are mentally ill.
>>58899829
oh no
>>58899802
The decline in British institutions is partly to do with institutions not recruiting enough high-quality staff from abroad due to increasing restrictions on visas.
voted for gerry adams lads
Where exactly is having elections today? is it just London and Scotland?
>>58899829
>Kick out one of the biggest financial contributors to the EU and the one with the strongest military
doubt.jpg
>>58899944
Pretty much every where, lad.
>>58899901
Why are they so autistic?
>>58899944
fucking mong
>>58899871
EU shill.
i want a onesie desu lads
>>58899959
>police commissioner
It's fucking nothing
>>58899821
>not enough kanker
disliked
>>58899985
get one with a poo flap and a knob hole lad otherwise they're a fucking pain whenever you need to do a poo or a wee desu
>>58899911
>Ofcom
you mean Ofsted lad
>>58899776
Merkel wants an EU central army.
>>58900027
Then we'd have a knob hole wearing a knob hole
>>58899857
pls, just need some fap material
>>58900008
nty
>>58900027
think the standard chinese manufactured ones have a flap and i can just unbutton to take a piss
>>58900055
quite rude, i must say
>>58899965
My what an informative reply. Kill yourself.
>>58900028
Might have to place you in special measures m8
Going to Costa coffee
FOY >>58900071 >>58900033
>>58899070
lmao we never speak that autistic
what have you been reading
>>58899989
You asked an question and got an answer. Why the upset?
business idea: the EU becomes right wing and kicks out all countries not in the red circle, ends mass immigration and other forms of cuckoldry and we then together build a massive EU army that can challenge the yanks, russians, chinks etc and restore the europeans to their rightful position on the world stage
>>58899936
Source?
We take in 600k migrants a year including 300k outside of the EU, higher than at any other time - why now, of all times, would highly skilled people find it hard to move here?
>>58900088
you literally don't even know about your own fucking country's elections
scummy little passive runt
>>58900095
More like Costa fucking fortune
>>58899961
I think it's contamination from the Ganges. If the people who say a minute bit of mercury from injections causes autism are correct, then what will bathing and drinking from that toxic cesspit for your entire life do?
>>58899944
Every single person has something to vote for
London, Welsh, Scottish, NI, councils or PCC you have something to vote for
>>58900093
I'm not your m8 lad
genuinely considering working for a year in ireland
my entire dad's side of the family is irish, I look irish as fuck, i have an irish name, yet i've only ever been there as a toddler.
I met a couple of irish guys in amsterdam at the start of the year that I've kept in touch with, and I work at B&Q so I could easily get a transfer
just seems like a good idea to me i dunno
anyone been?
have acquired my ticket
>>58900131
Dad patter
>>58900117
>including portugal, spain and italy
>not including poland, the baltics, czech republic, slovakia and hungary
wew
>>58900033
>>58900071
FUCK OFF YANK
>>58900033
I don't really think that Europe is anything to be scared by.
It is going to be a civil war in the next 15 years. I just hope Merkel is still alive to face trial.
>>58900172
yeah
b&q is shite lad, but they do have one in galway which is the place to be.
>>58900117
Agreed, but we need to include greece, because patrimony
>>58899422
>boner toner
>cock dock
>erection ejection
my favs
All these coppers dancing like faggots rather than doing police work.
Fucks sake.
also eyyy caralad are the lads standing outside clubs trying to sell coke/e/MDMA legit?
>>58900071
>jf actually wank to this
PROPER fit paki girl in next lads
>>58900033
So? The rest of europe has tried to invade us before several times and they all went home crying like little bitchboys after they got a bloody good thrashing.
https://twitter.com/TwopTwips/status/728140818087747584
Giggling
>>58900120
The article you linked
>>58900190
i thought about it but including shitty slav countries simply means the better countries are flooded with slav immigrants
http://www.strawpoll.me/10134101
http://www.strawpoll.me/10134101
>>58900299
rasheed
won lads
Normos really like the Green party
>>58900340
Post more crayon pop
>>58900095
Poof.
>>58900122
I don't know about it because there are hundreds of different elections and only Londonistan and the porridge wogs are getting any coverage, you smelly paki.
none of you runts even realise how easily i pull your strings, do you?
i've converted at least 25% of this general over to libertarianism, and this is only the beginning
you are all pawns on my chess board, little dancing pawns whose only aim is to please their master....
Muslim here
Can you quickly say something derogatory to me please
>>58900334
ok fine final version
Went to costa coffe earlier and had a pot of tea desu
I am registered to vote by post but lost my postal vote, am I fucked?
need to poo
did anyone cop tickets for glasto this year?
>>58900381
I don't completely agree with some aspects with Islam
gonna bully you lads soon
>>58900373
i'm glad you're not voting you worthless russell brand tribute act
never register.
>you are all pawns on my chess board, little dancing pawns whose only aim is to please their master....
>>58900387
>>58900334
wrong pic
>this shill thinking he is working in his own interests
>>58900172
>I look irish as fuck
>>58900381
your mother is unattractive
Couldn't resist popping out for a sly one since the weather is so nice
>>58900234
Coppers are faggots anyway.
>Not enough police to attend muggings or burglary
>An entire division to make sure you don't say anything not on the government approved list on twitter
Fuck em.
*walks in front of the assembled runt line*
*rests the tips of my fingers on my chin*
hmmmm which one to add to my runt stew
*selects the fattest*
ah yes
>>58900475
you must be having a laugh
this offends me so much i might take to the streets and beat up a biddy
>>58900475
swap discos and nik naks
>>58900246
never seen chebs look so much like an arse before desu
>>58900475
>pringles only in mid
Breaking up with my internet gf
What do I say?
>>58900381
The jewish people are evil for their crimes against Palestine.
>>58900475
u fukin wot m8
Feel awful lads
>>58900435
Nah, I'm just round the corner from the voting station. I'm going to go and vote Labour to spite you.
>>58900531
>remove friend
>>58900531
tell her you've actually been a woman this whole time as an experiment
>>58900475
Space Raiders are ace m8
>>58900475
like sensations but they make me fart and shit like all hell
replace skips with niknaks
>university policy is that coursework must be submitted in the form of a hard copy AND electronically
>got some bastards uni login info
>deleted his assignment from the dropbox
Don't screw with _____boo
>>58900349
from my point of view the bankers are evil
>>58900475
YNNYN
YNNYY
NNYNN
NNNNN
NNNNN
Y = Yes I would eat them
N = NO FUCKING WAY
Swtich Top Tier and God Tier around you cunt
You're all prawns on my cheese toast.
>>58900475
Genuinely wanna kill whoever made this.
>>58900608
are bankers not evil in any point of view?
>>58900633
bloody tories!
>>58900475
>Including yank crisps in god tier
Kill yourself.
>>58900577
Can't just leave her hanging s m h
>>58900587
Interesting idea
>>58900602
>Dropbox
What shitty Uni do you go to?
Do you not use Turnitin?
>>58900475
The fact that this doesn't include Roysters in god tier shows that it is a troll image.
>>58900528
>>58900587
>>58900658
fuck off yank
Tayto cheese and onion
>>58900665
Some modules use turnitin and some just require submission via the website
They call it a "dropbox", it's not actually the website, dropbox
>>58900686
Chav tier
>>58900688
literally all me this time haha
>>58900695
superb post
>>58900240
Enjoy your white heroin
>>58900686
get out
>>58900528
Pringles aren't crisps, you spastic.
Under British trade law Pringles are classed as cake. There was a big legal trial over it. It gets brought up any time someone talks about Pringles. Fuck off yank.
Sadiq btfo
>>58900475
kettle chips, and to a lesser extent sensations, should not be considered in crisp rankings. they're not real crisps.
doing a poo
posting GOAT chips
